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Next question, Yamada.
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What's the capital of
the United States?
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New York?
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Correct.
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I have a question, Miss.
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What is it?
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What's New York's capital?
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Well...
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Washington D. C?
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You're naughty, Yamada.
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I can't restrain myself
any longer, Miss.
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Your mommy will hear us.
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I don't care.
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I love you, Miss. I want you.
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Have you always fantasized
about this?
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Yes!
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I'm coming in!
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Here I come!
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Yamada, you're incredible.
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Am I? Really?
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I'm so glad...
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I'm so glad that I came here.
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Here I come again.
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Miss, I'm coming...
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Amazing!
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Oh, good heavens...
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Sorry, Miss! I'm unprotected!
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"Unprotected Sex Prohibited
1 million yen fine"
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Don't worry.
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I won't tell anybody.
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Miss!
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If you'd been my tutor, I would have
been accepted by a university.
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Life is a learning process.
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Come back again.
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Hello, welcome.
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What would you like?
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An Orange Mocha Frappuccino.
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Coming right up.
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No, wait a minute...
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An Iced Caramel Macchiato instead.
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One Iced Caramel Macchiato.
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Hello? Oh, it's you, Boss.
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I'm at the meeting place.
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You're at the table by the door?
Where?
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But this is Chiaki Cafe though.
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What? You're at Naomi Cafe?
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Where is Naomi Cafe?
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Bad transmission. I can't hear you.
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Oh, no! I'm sorry!
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Sorry! Are you okay?
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No, don't wipe me with that rag!
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Come this way.
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Hello? I just tripped and fell over.
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No! He's dead!
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Cellular photo function!
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She's hit!
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Hello, are you okay?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Are y ou all right?
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I'm fine.
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Fine? You're bleeding though.
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I'II call an ambulance...
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Miss, wait!
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Your bag!
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Don't forget this.
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You don't look okay...
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What's wrong?
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Why did you have to kill him any way?
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What are you looking for?
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- A finger.
- What?
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A cylinder, the size of a finger.
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That woman took it with her.
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What do you mean?
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The silver cylinder, right?
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I thought it was hers.
I put it in her bag.
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Why did you do such a thing?
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I don't know.
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You're my old classmate so I'm
letting y ou use my cafe.
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Do me a favor. Don't mess up my cafe
any more, OK?
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Okay...
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Not any more.
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Hello? Sachiko?
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Sachiko, what's going on?
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I'm not kind, okay?
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I'm not kind, goddamn it!
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Where am I?
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What happened to me?
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What the? Why?
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The abstract form of the universe is
seen in terms of subjective truth...
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Or is it objective?
Somebody tell me!
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Hello? Are y ou all right?
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Sir... I think we should end this
relationship...
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How about your problem?
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You should end that relationship soon.
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"Modern French Philosophy"
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Hey, you! No reading without paying.
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Maybe it's okay...
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Girlie...
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Do you understand
what you are reading?
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This is fun...
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Very interesting...
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You look like this girl in
this photo.
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Did you know this, old man?
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The Count of Sandwich invented
sandwiches.
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Of course! It makes sense.
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Don't you think it's incredible?
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The wisdom of humankind!
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Aristotle, Dante, Shakespeare,
Edison and Stravinski!
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E equals M multiplied by C square root!
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All that is Man's passion released
towards the universe!
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"Metaphysical Reality
by Prof. Toshio Saeki"
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Why doesn't she come back?
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Dirty dishes uncleaned...
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Clothes not picked up...
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What a sloth!
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Professor Saeki?
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Yes?
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I read your thesis.
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Yes? What can I do for you?
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Your views on metaphysical reality
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overemphasis evidential rationalism.
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Excuse me?
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This subject lead Socrates to
commit suicide.
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It also killed Christ and drove
Nietzsche insane.
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Can binary structure explain
the universe?
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You have a very interesting point...
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Would you like some coffee?
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I'II do it.
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Dankesch�n.
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How much sugar?
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No sugar for me.
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Descartes might have been right...
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Was Kant right when he speculated
that God existed on moral grounds?
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You... That's too much sugar.
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It's not sweet at all!
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It must be!
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Disgustingly sweet!
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Chaos theory is too simple to deal
with this subject.
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It may not be comprehensible just as
Kierkegaard remarked.
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What are y ou?
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This coffee has no taste!
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No! You spilt it!
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Too much situationism and
not enough practicalism.
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Too much situationism and
not enough practicalism.
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Maybe the righteousness of God
is seen in human behavior
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as illustrated in Melville's argument
in "Moby Dick," n'est- ce pas?
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I agree.
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But not in the Milton way.
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"Paradise Lost" lacks the material
base of pessimism.
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You've got a point...
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Melville approved...
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of innocence with a naive,
but sophisticated viewpoint.
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You're right, it's unfathomable...
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It's a Naam Chomsky point- of- view.
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The platonic view on Christianity...
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How could I not see it, Professor?
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Pardon, I was quick...
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I have a wife...
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She's a wonderful woman.
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So don't get me wrong.
I have no complaints about my marriage.
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But she doesn't discuss Susan Sontag
or Noam Chamski with me...
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Can I see you sometimes?
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Too sweet...
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What's wrong?
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I have a very sweet aftertaste in
my mouth...
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You put too much sugar in your coffee.
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But that was half an hour ago.
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This is Ms. Sachik o Hanai.
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She audits my seminars. Her home was
blown away by a tornado.
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I'm okay now.
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The memory of the red roof and green
grass under the blue sky of Kansas...
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and Aunt Emily's loving eyes...
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She'II stay with us for a while
as Mamoru's tutor.
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My son is kind of antisocial and shy...
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You're going to have trouble
dealing with him.
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Please take good care of him.
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To explain pleasure from the
physiological point of view...
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Stimulation is relayed from the thalamus
and dopamines are secreted...
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- Miss Sachiko?
- Yes?
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What do I have to know all this for?
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What do you mean?
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We live in a world where missiles
may attack at any given moment.
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Missiles?
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There's no capital city in the world
which is not targeted by ICBMs.
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Everybody knows, but nobody
will admit it.
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You're right...
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It's also true that you won't be
accepted by a university.
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Does anybody know what's real and
what's not?
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You have a point there.
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Those who tell others to face reality
are usually not facing it themselves.
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But I think I'm as real as can be.
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Is sex real?
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I don't know. The pleasure of it is
great even if it's virtual.
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Not until you answer
the next question correctly.
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Hello, delivery service.
Can I have your signature?
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You really scared me!
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Oh, ouch!
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Dear Sachiko, I hope you're well
and healthy.
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Dad has stopped drinking.
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Enclased is some rice and
your favorite fish.
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Come home for the new year's holiday.
Your Mother.
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This is good...
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Thank you Lord, Father in Heaven.
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We're grateful to be sharing this meal
with our guest tonight.
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Let's eat.
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It's hot!
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Is it too spicy?
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This is new...
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Sachiko, it's quite interesting...
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Thank you very much...
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What the hell?
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Sachik o, what's wrong?
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Nothing...
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But Naam Chomski is...
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Chomski's got nothing to do with this!
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I have to go!
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Sachik o!
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Are you reading "Defense White Book?"
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Oh, that?
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I'm interested in military defense.
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Russia has deployed
7 Smirnoff ICBMs.
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China's building an aircraft
carrier with Japan's financial aid.
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You know very well.
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You want to be a military commentator?
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We'II always have wars.
It's a good occupation.
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I see.
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The deployment of
the TDF missile defense system
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is manipulated by
the Bush administration,
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the neo conservatism and
the military industry which supports it.
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Your learning curve is so steep!
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So it's time for Japan to
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come up with a nuclear strategic
defense concept.
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You're amazing!
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It's hot!
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Red alert.
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Red alert.
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Red alert, Sachika Hanai.
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Who are you?
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I am the 43rd President of
the United States.
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I have to warn you, Sachiko.
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The President!
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World peace and
democracy are in danger.
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It's time for you to act!
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Why me? Leave me alone...
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Go ahead and see what you have in
your left pocket.
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Something's in there.
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There!
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Do y ou know what it is?
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What is it?
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It's my finger.
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The finger that determines the
world's destiny.
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It's a clone of my finger.
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Gross!
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You can't escape from me.
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I'm the champion af justice and truth.
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You can't escape from me.
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You're naughty, Mr. President!
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I demand to have you '"inspected!"
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I'm not waiting far the UN's decision!
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I got y ou, Sachiko.
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I'm going in deep.
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Once I'm inside you,
you can never escape from me.
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This is the finger that determines
the destiny af the world.
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Is it getting better and better?
This is the Bush technique.
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I found the G spot!
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Here, Sachiko!
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"Large scale Air Raid in Iraq"
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Shake it up, baby now!
270
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,225
He 's fucked up now, baby!
271
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:12,093
Boys and girls of the world.
272
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:17,607
Did yau see the Hussein statue
being knocked dawn on TV?
273
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:22,374
Nobady can beat my super weapon,
you know?
274
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:27,244
It eliminates America's enemies
275
00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:33,052
and the enemies of the world
one by one, at pin- point precision!
276
00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:37,016
"Nuke 'em"'is an absolete fear.
277
00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:39,958
Little people, do not be concerned.
278
00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:47,397
My intention is to have
'"Nature Friendly Wars. '"
279
00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:11,152
"Shock and Awe!
US, UK Joint Iraq Attack!"
280
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:23,335
"Kaiyama park"
281
00:42:23,507 --> 00:42:27,034
"The terrorists are hiding in a cave"
282
00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:35,375
You're always being watched.
283
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,992
God bless America!
284
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,223
You can never escape from me!
Never!
285
00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:04,209
I'm coming!
286
00:43:23,867 --> 00:43:25,357
Honey?
287
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,299
Here I come...
288
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,645
No, not that.
289
00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:42,947
What do you think of Sachiko?
290
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,553
Um... what?
291
00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:49,249
I know she's a very clever person...
292
00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:53,219
But there's something strange
about her...
293
00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:55,588
No, surely not...
294
00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:05,238
Who's Noam Chomski?
295
00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:09,244
Why are you bringing that up?
296
00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:13,245
Why are you so upset by that name?
297
00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:18,116
I'm not upset. He's just
an American scholar.
298
00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:23,423
You're lying! What are you hiding
from me?
299
00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,158
It tickles!
300
00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:30,129
Be quiet! Mamoru is still awake!
301
00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:34,797
Be quiet.
302
00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:50,178
I finished!
303
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:01,264
Correct!
304
00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:12,670
You're getting more and more
correct answers.
305
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:14,611
Yes!
306
00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:16,837
This is the last question.
307
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:29,119
Correct.
308
00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:31,124
I did it!
309
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:52,174
Look. This is the fundamental law
of the universe.
310
00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:55,512
Nietzsche and Einstein.
311
00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:59,122
The Count of Sandwich. They all came
from here.
312
00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:08,087
It takes courage to
confront the truth.
313
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,960
I'm off to the study camp tomorrow...
314
00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:16,161
I won't see you for a while...
315
00:46:17,841 --> 00:46:18,899
Well then...
316
00:46:21,645 --> 00:46:23,909
I'II show you what I really am.
317
00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:38,090
What is that hole?
318
00:46:39,396 --> 00:46:40,920
Take a look inside.
319
00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:14,587
Wait... Aren't you feeling pleasure?
320
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,057
Oh, yes I am.
321
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:19,991
But you're not getting wet.
322
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,756
Your idea is illusionary.
323
00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:26,425
Step out of y our irrational state.
324
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:31,033
Practicarism surpasses
situationism.
325
00:48:46,623 --> 00:48:49,786
Can I turn off the light?
326
00:48:51,328 --> 00:48:52,454
Of course.
327
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,261
Oh, it's so good...
328
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:49,972
"Kaneda Investigations"
329
00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:56,018
I want y ou to investigate
who my son's tutor really is.
330
00:50:56,319 --> 00:50:59,413
I see. What's her name?
331
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,554
Sachiko Hanai.
332
00:51:02,626 --> 00:51:06,323
Sachik o... Do you have her photo?
333
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:19,505
This is her.
334
00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:30,380
I don't want to be too demanding
but please be secretive.
335
00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:33,853
Of course.
336
00:51:42,799 --> 00:51:44,232
I'II be discreet.
337
00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:51,999
Where's Sachiko now?
338
00:51:54,544 --> 00:51:56,034
Does she live with you?
339
00:51:57,747 --> 00:52:01,239
I don't know
what you're talking about!
340
00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:05,945
Stop!
341
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,699
Are you surprised?
342
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,172
What's going on, Professor?
343
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:46,640
Am I being too existentialistic?
344
00:54:49,386 --> 00:54:54,722
Let's discuss "The Waste Land" by
T. S. Eliot today.
345
00:54:57,427 --> 00:55:05,732
Or maybe "Styles of Radical Will" by
Susan Sontag?
346
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:08,763
Your wife will be back any minute.
347
00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:13,605
She's at a women's meeting.
She'II be late.
348
00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:16,173
So don't worry. Talk to me.
349
00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:19,746
Say Noam Chamski.
350
00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:27,079
Please say Noam Chamski.
351
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:32,484
Let's say it together.
352
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:38,797
What's wrong, Sachiko?
You're different today.
353
00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:47,342
Would you like to try
dialectical materialism?
354
00:55:53,483 --> 00:55:57,476
I see things. I hear things, too...
355
00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:02,482
Every time I hallucinate,
I feel less and less.
356
00:56:04,227 --> 00:56:06,787
In the end, I'II feel nothing...
357
00:56:07,263 --> 00:56:09,026
You'II feel nothing?
358
00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:11,064
What are you talking about?
359
00:56:11,234 --> 00:56:12,565
I'II help you understand.
360
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:18,568
Professor!
361
00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,260
Show me the finger.
362
00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:57,011
Not that finger, idiot!
363
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:06,313
Open it now!
364
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:18,998
Quick!
365
00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:51,295
You've been a pain in the ass.
366
00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,539
I'm going to kill you now.
367
00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:04,846
Don't you want to know whose finger
it is and what it's for?
368
00:58:05,248 --> 00:58:06,237
What?
369
00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:10,644
I know that you've just been hired
to find the finger.
370
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,789
Is this your attempt at staying alive?
371
00:58:15,058 --> 00:58:17,288
I don't think you will be.
372
00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:19,353
What do you mean?
373
00:58:20,396 --> 00:58:23,832
2 seconds from now, we'II both be
on the ground!
374
00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:57,556
What is this thing?
375
00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:00,328
A finger cloned from the US President.
376
00:59:00,937 --> 00:59:01,869
What?
377
00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:06,275
To activate something that requires
his fingerprint.
378
00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:08,074
What do you think it is?
379
00:59:08,912 --> 00:59:12,109
Something so important that they
want us all dead.
380
00:59:27,664 --> 00:59:30,030
I forgot to thank you.
381
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:33,558
For what?
382
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:39,842
I ate the fish y our mother sent you.
383
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,237
It was delicious.
384
00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:56,323
All forms of abstraction in the
universe are essentially infinite...
385
00:59:57,961 --> 00:59:59,121
What the hell?
386
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:13,598
And unaffected by
the Laws of Motion,
387
01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:16,705
in any objective reality or
subjective non- reality...
388
01:01:45,101 --> 01:01:50,198
One beef bowl with one egg
for the customer!
389
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:13,125
Are y ou all right?
390
01:02:15,098 --> 01:02:16,122
I'm okay.
391
01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:23,670
Could you give me the finger?
392
01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:25,039
No way.
393
01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:30,210
Then you have to insert it
in the hole in my head.
394
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,341
I don't want to!
395
01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:35,483
You made this hole!
It's your responsibility!
396
01:02:52,969 --> 01:02:54,561
Don't be rough.
397
01:02:56,706 --> 01:02:57,900
Go easy.
398
01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:24,629
Drive along the coastline and
then go towards the mountains.
399
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:44,317
We'II walk from here.
400
01:03:47,356 --> 01:03:51,554
Cogito, ergo sum...
I think, therefore I am...
401
01:03:55,398 --> 01:03:58,231
Don't try anything stupid
or I'II shoot you.
402
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:29,059
Deux Ex Machina,
God, I demand you to appear!
403
01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:34,667
Who are you talking to?
404
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:51,642
This way.
405
01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:10,598
It's here.
406
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:50,904
What in the hell is this?
407
01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:56,908
This is the Deux Ex Machina.
408
01:06:58,147 --> 01:06:59,944
The machine brought by God.
409
01:07:00,116 --> 01:07:01,378
Speak in Japanese!
410
01:07:02,651 --> 01:07:03,447
Watch out.
411
01:07:05,054 --> 01:07:07,454
That's no way to speak to
your teacher.
412
01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:08,954
My teacher?
413
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:13,027
Deux Ex Machina is the
Greek theater narrative device
414
01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:18,223
which solves an unsolvable plot
using supernatural force.
415
01:07:18,934 --> 01:07:23,098
Unnatural turns of events bring a
convenient solution.
416
01:07:23,272 --> 01:07:24,466
What's that mean?
417
01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:29,769
Look at this.
418
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,242
A Russian keyboard...
419
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,349
It says "Uzbekistan" on the decal...
420
01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:41,082
What can you deduce from it?
421
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:48,893
A Soviet- made military device
came here through the Middle East.
422
01:07:49,965 --> 01:07:50,954
Correct.
423
01:08:03,479 --> 01:08:04,776
What are you doing?
424
01:08:05,481 --> 01:08:07,108
For the correct answer.
425
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,443
Question number 2.
426
01:08:13,989 --> 01:08:20,155
Which country has the largest number
of mass destruction weapons?
427
01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:23,454
America.
428
01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:30,229
Suppose if you could control all the
ICBMs with a push of a button?
429
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,643
I think you know the answer.
430
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:41,845
What is this?
431
01:08:43,152 --> 01:08:47,919
A remote control device for
the American ICBMs?
432
01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:50,551
Correct.
433
01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:04,368
Why does y our country, North Korea,
want this?
434
01:09:05,374 --> 01:09:06,932
With a remote control device...
435
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:12,907
you access power equivalent to
the possession of nuclear warheads.
436
01:09:14,216 --> 01:09:15,183
Correct.
437
01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:18,377
North Korea wants this
438
01:09:18,554 --> 01:09:22,513
for political maneuverability
and to maintain Fascism.
439
01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:25,990
Oh, no...
440
01:09:27,663 --> 01:09:29,961
Which will it be? Bra or panties?
441
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:43,278
You'd better escape from here.
442
01:09:58,260 --> 01:10:01,525
Zhuang Zi said, "Chaos died from
the seven holes."
443
01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:06,029
Back in the time of Han Dynasty
lived a god named Chaos.
444
01:10:06,502 --> 01:10:07,867
Chaos?
445
01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:11,136
And he had no facial features.
446
01:10:12,174 --> 01:10:15,769
No eyes, no ears, no nose,
nor a mouth.
447
01:10:17,246 --> 01:10:20,875
A magician called Dong fang Shuo
took pity on Chaos.
448
01:10:21,016 --> 01:10:26,921
The magician made 7 holes for
eyes, nose and mouth.
449
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:28,690
They're called the 7 holes.
450
01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:31,090
What's your point?
451
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:34,624
Now able to see, hear, smell
and speak
452
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:39,664
Chaos suddenly died of shock.
453
01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:41,864
Died?
454
01:10:42,504 --> 01:10:43,562
Yes.
455
01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:49,074
What are you driving at?
456
01:10:49,678 --> 01:10:52,044
Chaos is nonsense.
457
01:10:52,314 --> 01:10:54,748
Nonsense is the law of the world.
458
01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:57,985
But you shouldn't try to change it.
459
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:29,484
"North and South, Integrated"'
460
01:11:33,389 --> 01:11:36,381
Sachiko, give me a beer.
461
01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:52,467
Here, I love you.
462
01:11:53,609 --> 01:11:56,840
I love you too.
463
01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:48,857
I'm sorry...
464
01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:59,570
Ever since you made this hole
in my head...
465
01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:05,039
my senses have been mixed up
and weird.
466
01:17:26,942 --> 01:17:30,002
I've never failed to kill my target.
467
01:17:30,979 --> 01:17:34,073
You're the only one who survived
my bullet...
468
01:17:37,019 --> 01:17:38,247
It's my fault.
469
01:17:41,089 --> 01:17:44,490
It's okay. Do it right next time.
470
01:17:51,867 --> 01:17:56,395
Do you copy, K- 113? Do you copy?
471
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:04,244
Your act of treason is based on
misunderstanding.
472
01:18:04,413 --> 01:18:07,940
Surrender before I count to 10.
473
01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:15,718
10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
474
01:18:16,491 --> 01:18:19,153
5... 4...
475
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:23,555
3... 2... 1!
476
01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:27,427
You should have this too.
477
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:33,064
We have something more powerful
than this.
478
01:18:34,476 --> 01:18:35,704
No...
479
01:18:52,828 --> 01:18:53,920
You're insane!
480
01:18:54,930 --> 01:18:56,090
Don't!
481
01:19:17,052 --> 01:19:19,953
Behave yourselves!
Because I activated
482
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:23,520
the missile launch system
on the USS Kitty Hawk!
483
01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:27,754
Tok yo, Seoul, Pyongyang,
Huston, Yokosuka...
484
01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:29,988
I can attack any place I want!
485
01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:48,139
What is the meaning of your
stupid action?
486
01:19:49,484 --> 01:19:53,648
Are you trying to destroy
the whole world?
487
01:20:02,297 --> 01:20:07,394
Thanks to the hole that you made,
I experienced many unusual things.
488
01:20:09,404 --> 01:20:13,306
But these are the things
forbidden to us humans...
489
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:17,843
That's why I have to die.
490
01:20:25,453 --> 01:20:26,681
No!
491
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:48,005
No...
492
01:20:50,212 --> 01:20:51,611
Not now...
493
01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:57,282
- Order to move in.
- All units, move in!
494
01:21:32,354 --> 01:21:35,517
Huntington and
"The Clash of Civilizations"
495
01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:40,286
has no interrelation with existence
neither internally nor externally.
496
01:21:41,663 --> 01:21:43,392
Manager, stop!
497
01:21:43,765 --> 01:21:45,528
I need the money!
498
01:21:46,201 --> 01:21:47,759
For Bush's New World Order...
499
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,838
Where has Mommy gone?
500
01:23:28,870 --> 01:23:29,928
Hello?
501
01:23:38,446 --> 01:23:39,708
Sachiko?
502
01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:50,347
Sachiko?
503
01:26:07,595 --> 01:26:09,825
Where are you from?
504
01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:15,032
I don't know... Maybe Tok yo?
505
01:26:15,203 --> 01:26:21,039
Good. How about Chow Mein?
I'II treat you.
506
01:26:21,209 --> 01:26:23,643
Really? Great.
507
01:26:23,811 --> 01:26:25,335
I'm so hungry.
508
01:28:21,596 --> 01:28:25,589
Directed by
Mitsuru Meike
509
01:30:11,339 --> 01:30:15,207
The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai
510
01:30:15,376 --> 01:30:19,073
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