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I love you so much
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mom I'm nervous oh stop
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it no reason to be nervous
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don't walk in here I just cleaned the floor
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what if he doesn't like me
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what do you mean who would like your looks
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there's more to love than just looks
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maybe it's true but looks help believe me
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when you pretty life is better
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I'm not sure I want to go to America
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why wouldn't you wanna
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go to America I feel good here
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I'm always on stage I'm an actress
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you can act in California
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look at him he looks so respectable
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so handsome the future mayor
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he sends you presents
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yes to be an internet bride so weird
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no it's totally normal
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people meet all the times for the internet
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it's not weird
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not weird at all
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what if I don't fall in love
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you've got money
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beauty face youth and money stays
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what about love what
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love are you talking about
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where's my love
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where am I today
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I spent all my life in the kitchen
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all best years of my
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life I gave to your father
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and he was who knows where
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asshole love leaves you with a broken heart
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money leaves you with a Porsche
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yeah maybe mom you
think I'll be happy there
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of course you will be rich in America
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you'll be living in a house
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that's big and beautiful
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how bad can it be
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hahaha
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what are you doing
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this is crazy
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this is a bad idea
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there's no shame on this all
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none of your friends are family here
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just pick up
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say no thanks
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and just leave your
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money and citizenship and
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go back to Russia
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we're gonna live with your mom
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and then marry a loser
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who doesn't support you
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and have nine kids
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you're gathered here today
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to celebrate joining a Bill banana marriage
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there's anyone present who has just caused
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why these two should not be united
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please speak now or forever
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hold your peace
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and I now pronounce you husband and wife
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morning Hon
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what's wrong now I'm bored bored
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we got a satellite dish with 800 channels
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exactly today is my only entertainment
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oh my gosh I'm Bill Cunningham
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and I'm running for mayor
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why vote for me
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it's quite simple
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I do amazing things
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I started out in my father's business
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amazing a I own not least
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own two Mercedes Benz
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and this is my smoking hot wife
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say hi darling
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need I say more
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let me just sum it up I
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live in an amazing life
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let me be an amazing mayor for you
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hi Mr Bill you're so very handsome
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and you miss Anna
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you're so pretty
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hell yes oh
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good work huh yeah
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it's closest I've come to
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acting since I've been here
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means acting
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when you got all this TV
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isn't cure for loneliness
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what about Martha
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you got Martha see me 7
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I'll tell you what um
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buy yourself something nice and um
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I'll take you out to dinner tonight really
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absolutely it's been a
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while since we've been out
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I'll pick you up at seven
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mom is
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this
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okay it is
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venue
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shut up clock
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Santa Martha I didn't
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know you were still here
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see Senora I finish I go home now
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wine more wine no problem
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I guess for you no no no
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would you like to have a glass of wine
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well Mr Bill isn't here
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and me Santa says it's fine
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so sit down
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haha I know what you mean
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when I first came to America
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people were so mean
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to me for being immigrant
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but I'm sorry I'm sorry
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everyone in the United States
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immigrated from somewhere
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see I know my English
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is not too pretty but okay
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you scare my English
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yes that's right
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whenever we go to Mexican restaurant
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will always a sport for board
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like he's trying to show off or something
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and I know what that's
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what he's trying to do
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because he never says
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thank you in English hey
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tonight is 856 episode of the show snapped
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it's about killing husbands let's go
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see this TV
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it's huge heads out on the screen
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are 5 cents bigger than in real life
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and this bed is like a cloud
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if angels watch a G television
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this is exactly what it look like
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do you know why Los Angeles
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is called Los Angeles why
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because all angels are Mexicans
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oh yeah good pretty good yes
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you wanna see what's in there yeah
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wait a
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minute wait a minute
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wait a minute wait a minute
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haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
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oh my God
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what the hell
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what
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why is there an immigrant in my bed
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because I'm your wife
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no I'm I'm talking about her
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well we were drinking
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like where this is headed shut up
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not like that
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she kept me company
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since you never came home last night
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you were supposed to take me out to dinner
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I texted you
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no you didn't
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well well well
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if it isn't Miss Latina
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Goldilocks guess what
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papa Bear's home
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and you're sleeping in this bed Mr Bean
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you're not expecting
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overtime for sleeping in my bed
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I go now yeah
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you go you better hurry
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cause you gotta be back
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to work in what 3 hours
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unless I decide to fire you
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what you're an asshole
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where are you going
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I guess alright this is not
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a waste of money that way
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don't you wanna talk about it
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yeah sure don't let the
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maze sleep in our bed
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end of discussion
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where was Mr Bean
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what she's asking you if you want eggs
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English we speak English
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in this house where I'm from
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the only time you say huevos
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you're referring to testicles
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so no huevos no no huevos no eggs
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Martha I'll have flowers
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oh so you're trilingual now
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English it feels good
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I know what it means
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but we're in America in
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America we speak English
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we lived in Russia I speak Russian
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if we lived in Mexico I speak Mexican
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Spanish whatever but
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we're not in Russia or Mexico
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we're in the US of a baby
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1 where else Montana
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okay class uh
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we're get started
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I just want you to know
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this is our last class
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uh I just wanna let you know I've
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had a lot of fun with you
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guys over the past 8 weeks
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and if any of you get any
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jobs and any restaurants
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let me know so I can
never go eat there haha
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just kidding
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alright so today we are
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going to be cooking salmon
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any questions before we begin Bobby
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I don't like cinema
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that's not a question
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great put your hand down
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thank you uh
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who would like to chop vegetables
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I'll do it so thank you
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so chopping this up please
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wonderful now who
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wants to help with the fish
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Ricky no no no
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I had my hand UPS because
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I'm not good with the knives
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Alex would you like to help with the fish
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will I be near the stove
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okay guys what have you
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been doing the last eight weeks
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watching well sometimes participating
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okay Anna would you
like to come up here and
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come up and help us with fish yes
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how you doing good
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have you ever cooked salmon
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no well did you revive
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so this would be interesting right
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okay first take the fish
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jump right in like that yep
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good lay down the pan
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okay just like that good
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do you sense a point between these two
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so we're gonna do
leave it on the skin sides
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thanks for cutting my food
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you are a great cook bye
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see you guys see you bye
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bye
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yeah I I'm here outside
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waiting for you yeah hey
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everything okay
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yeah yeah my right leg oh um
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well do you wanna sit here and go some time
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or super attacking your teacher oh
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no yeah yeah yeah
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if you have any questions you can call me
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so he went to France and you know
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he couldn't speak to me like any language
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and then he fell in love
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I already told you I wanna see a new action
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and I already told you that
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I wanna see Lapida Caben
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but it's in French
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I know that's what subtitles are for
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reading is when I'm on a
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Kindle on the toilet at home
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not at the cinema
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well I'm not going to see your movie
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fine we'll uh
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we'll meet back here afterwards okay
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we're going to different
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movies what does it matter
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it's not like we're gonna talk during it
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we're not assholes
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speak for yourself
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there's terrible
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I can have one collected
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come one for explosive revenge
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oh meet back here after moon
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have fun
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people are accusing
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me of working with Russia
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saying things like oh
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he's stuck in a food
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and there's nothing
wrong with having a good
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consensual relationship
with another country
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and I can tell you that
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hey what the hell
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can't we listen to music
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no I was listening to that
290
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:38,466
when you drive
291
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:40,533
you can listen whatever you wanna listen
292
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:41,566
all three of them
293
00:19:41,566 --> 00:19:42,780
maybe four we'll just pull
294
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,066
over and let me drive then
295
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,644
great conversation just come
296
00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:47,133
from speaking with Russia
297
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,000
we should have done the same
298
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,115
what we did with movies
299
00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:50,400
and taking different cars
300
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,200
well now we know for next time we
301
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,587
giving them small amounts
302
00:19:53,599 --> 00:19:55,166
of intelligence and funding
303
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,366
it's all business
304
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,466
not a big deal at all
305
00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:58,533
over believe me
306
00:19:58,533 --> 00:19:59,300
I already told you
307
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,166
I can let you drive
308
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,466
just pull over I mean
309
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,743
look at all the jobs I'm
310
00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:04,366
bringing back to this country
311
00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,466
without the help of anyone it's huge
312
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,633
what are you doing
313
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:10,900
how long has it been
314
00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,966
you really want to walk home in those heels
315
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:22,266
open the trunk what why just open the trunk
316
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,249
it's good thing I keep
317
00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:32,633
my gym shoes in the trunk
318
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,066
enjoy your walk try not to get killed
319
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:46,566
shit huh
320
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,100
huh
321
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,321
hi I'm sorry I know it's
322
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,066
late I but I where am I
323
00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:41,266
you order a car miss I did
324
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:49,033
thanks for coming no
problem I was up anyway
325
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:54,833
do you want me to take you home
326
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,433
I don't even know what home is anymore
327
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:02,000
I live in a big house
but it doesn't kill it
328
00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:04,762
and I live in a small
329
00:22:04,774 --> 00:22:06,500
apartment where they plumbing
330
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,433
it's not really a home either
331
00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:16,866
wanna see it
332
00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:24,875
let me get the door for
333
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,266
you oh what a gentleman
334
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:28,200
no you have to open a certain way
335
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,666
actually the whole door falls off like that
336
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,800
haha
337
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,500
we're good haha
338
00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:56,066
you gonna call the bet
339
00:22:56,066 --> 00:22:57,100
you gonna sit there all night
340
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,400
I'm thinking
341
00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:00,466
well I'm inside right now
342
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,966
I think you should hold you so confident
343
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,100
uh yeah I am well
344
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:05,900
I think you're lying
345
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:09,100
that's why I'm not going to call I knew it
346
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:11,903
I'm going to raise this
347
00:23:11,915 --> 00:23:14,366
10 or more potato chips
348
00:23:14,966 --> 00:23:17,833
all right okay
349
00:23:18,533 --> 00:23:21,500
number one you're crazy and I'm gonna fold
350
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,766
because you must have something good no
351
00:23:27,266 --> 00:23:31,666
it's high oh yeah oh
352
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,333
warm potato chips
353
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,491
taste so much better
354
00:23:34,503 --> 00:23:35,966
than potato chips aren't
355
00:23:38,066 --> 00:23:39,866
I guess I'm eating chicken broth tonight
356
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:43,700
oh you poor thing here you go
357
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,700
here you go I don't need your charity
358
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:54,933
pretty good
359
00:23:56,466 --> 00:23:58,000
are you really doing that bad
360
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,200
no I'm kidding
361
00:23:59,466 --> 00:24:01,566
I mean I'm fine you know I mean I can eat
362
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,188
you know I have internet
363
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,300
connection dishwasher
364
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,033
HBO go password doing fine
365
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:14,100
well I mean if you need money no
366
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:18,333
what no put that away what
367
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,377
I have more than I know
368
00:24:19,389 --> 00:24:20,766
what to do with half the time
369
00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:22,466
all right I mean
370
00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:24,533
isn't every woman's
dream to find a rich man
371
00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:26,233
and not be worried about money
372
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,300
you've been silly
373
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:34,933
the more I live here
374
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,800
the more I realize that I was bought
375
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,766
Bill needed a wife
376
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,433
because it makes him stable and delectable
377
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:45,900
which is hilarious
378
00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,800
I thought I was falling for him
379
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:54,066
but now I'm just a home pet and it sucks
380
00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:04,866
why did you call me tonight
381
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,266
I needed a ride
382
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,400
you could have gotten a lift or an Uber
383
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:12,166
I think you just wanted to see me
384
00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:15,066
maybe I did but maybe you wanted to send me
385
00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:17,439
well I was upset when
386
00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:18,500
Bill ditched me tonight
387
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,766
and when I see you I feel happy
388
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,100
you make me happy too
389
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:37,633
okay don't fall asleep
390
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,895
I'm not falling asleep
391
00:25:38,907 --> 00:25:40,166
I'm just resting my eyes
392
00:25:40,366 --> 00:25:41,495
you don't fall asleep
393
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:42,866
I'm just resting my eyes
394
00:25:42,866 --> 00:25:44,525
okay fine I'll just rest
395
00:25:44,537 --> 00:25:46,000
your eyes just great
396
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,766
haha thank
397
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,100
you
398
00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:26,433
hey be at home hey I
was worried were you no
399
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,900
I figured you get an Uber
400
00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:35,433
I figured you at least come home
401
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:39,025
well I decided to get a
402
00:26:39,037 --> 00:26:42,033
hotel room did you yeah
403
00:26:45,933 --> 00:26:48,569
by yourself yes Bill Jesus
404
00:26:48,581 --> 00:26:51,433
what are you accusing me of
405
00:26:53,966 --> 00:26:54,766
nothing
406
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,174
we spent a fortune on
407
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,166
those cooking classes for you
408
00:27:04,466 --> 00:27:06,266
why don't we have dinner at home tonight
409
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:10,266
make some of that Russian food
410
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,862
you hate Russian food
411
00:27:13,874 --> 00:27:15,700
just don't make the worst
412
00:27:17,566 --> 00:27:19,833
Bush is not the only thing we eat in Russia
413
00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,505
and I had enough of you
414
00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:22,700
talking bad about Bush
415
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:23,800
it's delicious
416
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,366
but yeah I can make something else
417
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:30,766
terrific settled then
418
00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:52,900
I love
419
00:27:54,366 --> 00:27:55,166
you
420
00:28:16,933 --> 00:28:17,733
hi hi
421
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,300
hahaha
422
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,306
you gotta be kidding me
423
00:29:00,318 --> 00:29:02,633
married a married woman
424
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,566
good because then if she's married
425
00:29:04,566 --> 00:29:05,739
then you don't have to
426
00:29:05,751 --> 00:29:07,366
worry about marrying her nice
427
00:29:07,366 --> 00:29:09,100
yeah that's what I originally thought
428
00:29:13,566 --> 00:29:15,666
hmm are you gonna actually do something
429
00:29:16,733 --> 00:29:17,833
I am doing something
430
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,466
I'm watching I'm watching you work you know
431
00:29:21,466 --> 00:29:23,045
like watching you cook is
432
00:29:23,057 --> 00:29:24,966
watching the Vinci paint yeah
433
00:29:24,966 --> 00:29:26,466
watching you not work is annoying
434
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:28,066
and if we're gonna get paid the same amount
435
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:28,999
you could at least do half
436
00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:30,066
the amount of work that I do
437
00:29:30,766 --> 00:29:32,666
stir the soup soup
438
00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:33,633
stir in the soup
439
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:37,600
but yeah hot Russian immigrant lady
440
00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:39,233
and you get to be her Paramore
441
00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:41,366
yeah wouldn't she be my Paramore
442
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:43,500
I think you're both each other's Paramore
443
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,000
it's like a blanket turn for lover
444
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:47,466
how are we still friends
445
00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:49,666
because it's a symbiotic relationship
446
00:29:49,733 --> 00:29:51,000
you teach me how to be a cook
447
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,900
chef whatever
448
00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:54,800
you teach me how to be a chef
449
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,392
and I teach you the definition
450
00:29:56,404 --> 00:29:57,633
of words like Paramore
451
00:29:57,733 --> 00:30:00,600
anyway hot Russian lady
452
00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,166
and she's rich
453
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,100
I don't care about money
454
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,400
everybody cares about money
455
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,933
it's just easier to say that you don't
456
00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,000
especially when you don't have it
457
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,266
I really don't care about money
458
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,600
has she ever bought you anything
459
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:17,800
stop talking
460
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:21,100
soup soup yeah soup whatever
461
00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:51,600
shut up clock I know what time it is
462
00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:56,566
it's half past my husband sucks
463
00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:15,433
right right
464
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,471
what I think it's great
465
00:31:20,483 --> 00:31:23,466
right I can't hear you
466
00:31:29,866 --> 00:31:31,833
I can't hear you over there
467
00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:34,166
well I just get so closer to speakers
468
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,800
let you in a little secret
469
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:38,866
you know where the noise is
470
00:31:38,866 --> 00:31:41,233
that's where all the ladies love to dance
471
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,466
it's like the epic center for getting down
472
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:45,900
dude you know
473
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:46,800
you sound scientific
474
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,200
and perverted at the same time right
475
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,200
right can we leave
476
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:51,933
but no no no
477
00:31:51,933 --> 00:31:53,100
you just got here
478
00:31:53,366 --> 00:31:56,400
yeah and it's instantly terrible okay
479
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,166
let's just get a few drinks first
480
00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,379
you buy two drinks for $12
481
00:31:59,391 --> 00:32:00,566
you get the third for eight
482
00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:02,266
you can't tell me that's not a deal right
483
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,100
yes say it with me
484
00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:07,800
deal
485
00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:14,280
Jack and Coke Coke
486
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:19,166
vodka olive thanks I'm stark
487
00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:33,400
still thinking about that girl huh
488
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,666
I mean I can appreciate that
489
00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:38,366
a married woman would want to jeopardize
490
00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:39,733
her marriage just to sleep with you
491
00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:40,766
mad props by the way
492
00:32:40,766 --> 00:32:42,466
is that supposed to make me feel better
493
00:32:42,566 --> 00:32:43,400
all I'm saying is
494
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,600
don't worry about it
495
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,266
you think she's worrying
about you right now
496
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,966
I guarantee you she's eating caviar
497
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,433
planning her next trip to Hawaii
498
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,400
I bet you she's having the time of her life
499
00:33:04,466 --> 00:33:06,666
he has one eye and no hope
500
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,633
he should have one more of both
501
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,366
think your husband's been cheating
502
00:34:19,366 --> 00:34:20,266
hiding things from you
503
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,133
and some lock drawer and his desk
504
00:34:22,133 --> 00:34:23,666
well you come to the right place
505
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:24,854
you could smash that
506
00:34:24,866 --> 00:34:26,366
lock with a sledgehammer
507
00:34:26,366 --> 00:34:29,533
but I I'm gonna show you how to pick a lock
508
00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:31,466
with a single paper clip
509
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,466
so I was like majoring in prelock
510
00:35:11,466 --> 00:35:12,779
and I realized our justice
511
00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:14,066
system is totally broken
512
00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:15,233
and who's gonna fix it
513
00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:19,000
not me so and I was like Ava
514
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:19,939
cause that's what I do and
515
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:20,866
talk to myself sometimes
516
00:35:20,866 --> 00:35:23,466
so you're a cook
517
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:26,366
well well a chef
518
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,766
what's the difference
519
00:35:27,933 --> 00:35:29,378
calling myself a chef makes
520
00:35:29,390 --> 00:35:30,900
me feel better about myself
521
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,100
then I was like Ava what do you like movie
522
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,366
that's what so now I'm in film squad
523
00:35:38,466 --> 00:35:40,166
I love movies what really
524
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:42,500
yes oh my God no way yes seriously really
525
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,033
yes yeah really
526
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,900
I don't know how many times I
527
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,666
can say yes to this question I'm bored
528
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:52,266
right sorry
529
00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:53,966
that good communication
530
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,066
just trying to be a wingman for my buddy
531
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,166
and just occupied
532
00:35:57,166 --> 00:36:00,966
so I mean I'm bored with this place
533
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,433
do you wanna get out of here
534
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,766
excuse me do you wanna go home
535
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,000
what go home with me
536
00:36:15,966 --> 00:36:17,233
I think I have to go
537
00:36:17,766 --> 00:36:20,800
I have to go it was nice meeting you great
538
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,866
it was nice meeting you
539
00:36:24,566 --> 00:36:31,766
what's up I yes I know me too it's great
540
00:36:31,866 --> 00:36:33,700
no yes I have to leave
541
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:38,802
it's very annoying I
542
00:36:38,814 --> 00:36:41,666
know so funny you got it
543
00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:44,266
no no don't you don't you don't got it
544
00:36:51,966 --> 00:36:54,666
so lady
545
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,000
for
546
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,066
huh that's interesting what is it
547
00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:16,600
did you know
548
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,300
it's illegal to wear a
zoo suit in LA County
549
00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:22,200
what does that have
to do with my green card
550
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,600
nothing haha
551
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:25,700
sorry alright
552
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,533
alright let's looking over your case
553
00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:32,166
here here's the deal you uh
554
00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:36,000
you got here on a K1 fiance visa
555
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,100
when you got engaged to your husband
556
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,366
you got married
557
00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:41,951
so your status is currently
558
00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:44,033
finding good right now
559
00:37:45,466 --> 00:37:48,066
except except what
560
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:51,400
except you can't divorce
and live in America
561
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:53,383
you have to stay married
562
00:37:53,395 --> 00:37:55,000
to Bill for at least 3 years
563
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,500
before you can divorce
564
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,866
and get your own independent green card
565
00:38:00,566 --> 00:38:02,666
so I have to go back to Russia
566
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:04,600
I don't have to go back to Russia
567
00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:06,600
but you can't stay here
568
00:38:07,266 --> 00:38:08,333
that's unfair
569
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:11,566
I agree I think early divorce is the most
570
00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:12,646
American thing anyone
571
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,166
could possibly do personally
572
00:38:14,733 --> 00:38:16,433
but that ain't the law
573
00:38:17,266 --> 00:38:18,433
so what should I do
574
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:25,166
I guess waited out waited out yeah
575
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:26,600
three years
576
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:29,100
no you've been married for almost 6 months
577
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,108
so two and a/2 years things
578
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,066
could be worse am I right
579
00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:39,466
are you gonna be okay yeah
580
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,719
good cause I got another
581
00:38:41,731 --> 00:38:43,400
appointment about 5 minutes
582
00:38:44,366 --> 00:38:46,266
I need you to get going
583
00:38:46,733 --> 00:38:47,933
come on are you serious
584
00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,900
yeah come and see me in a couple of years
585
00:38:49,933 --> 00:38:51,245
and I'm gonna get you
586
00:38:51,257 --> 00:38:52,833
a lot of money like that
587
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,766
and if you have a kid by then
588
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,900
then I'm gonna tack on some child support
589
00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:58,366
you'll never have to
worry about money again
590
00:38:58,366 --> 00:39:00,066
I don't plan on having kids yeah
591
00:39:00,066 --> 00:39:01,266
well most parents don't
592
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,233
ah stop ringing
593
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:21,133
hello
594
00:39:23,066 --> 00:39:25,066
oh no hey Mario
595
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,422
yeah sure I could pick up
596
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,866
a wait shift for you tonight
597
00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:32,833
what time you in later
598
00:39:34,733 --> 00:39:35,533
ah
599
00:39:45,733 --> 00:39:48,000
in fact great conversation
600
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,633
this guy tells it like it is
601
00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:51,997
he's terrified more in
602
00:39:52,009 --> 00:39:54,566
my role model in return
603
00:39:54,733 --> 00:39:55,666
we giving them small
604
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:56,700
I just don't understand
605
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,800
why do we have to have dinner with Carrie
606
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:00,133
not a big deal
607
00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:01,100
not just Gary's
608
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,433
Gary and his new wife
609
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,466
would be dumb enough to marry Gary
610
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,533
Russian online bride
611
00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:07,966
just like you sweetie
612
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:11,833
just like me
613
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,733
the buns that will be used
614
00:40:13,733 --> 00:40:15,214
140 million people in
615
00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:17,500
Russia and we are not all alike
616
00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:18,066
just saying it
617
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:19,000
both Russian
618
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:19,966
let me get along
619
00:40:19,966 --> 00:40:22,000
just because someone is Russian it doesn't
620
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,927
automatically mean
621
00:40:22,939 --> 00:40:24,400
we're gonna like each other
622
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,700
of course it does
623
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,088
you can talk about
624
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,433
borsched and Putin and shit
625
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:34,000
if I were to say to you
626
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,670
oh Bill here meet my friend
627
00:40:36,682 --> 00:40:38,966
Chad he's American too
628
00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:40,400
is that crazy
629
00:40:40,966 --> 00:40:42,204
that would sound pretty
630
00:40:42,216 --> 00:40:43,466
stupid don't you think
631
00:40:43,666 --> 00:40:45,133
look I don't wanna fight
632
00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:46,562
I just wanna eat some
633
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,700
lobster and get a little drunk
634
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:51,200
I want to get a lot drunk
635
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,300
you gonna have to keep working on me
636
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,600
cause I'll never get it
637
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,466
but so you guys meant where okay
638
00:40:59,466 --> 00:41:01,066
so I'm just sitting there thinking
639
00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:02,100
what am I really missing
640
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:04,466
yeah and then it hit me uh
641
00:41:04,466 --> 00:41:06,033
she also massage machine
642
00:41:07,066 --> 00:41:09,666
no no uh Bill
643
00:41:12,866 --> 00:41:15,633
so like I said I remember you guys
644
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,588
so I go to this Russian
645
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,500
right website and boom
646
00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:22,351
I see her I was the whole
647
00:41:22,363 --> 00:41:25,000
page cover model for the week
648
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:28,066
yeah so there she was so
649
00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:28,566
before I know it
650
00:41:28,566 --> 00:41:30,866
we're messaging each other back and forth
651
00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:33,466
I mean it cost me $20 a message
652
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,366
but can you put a price on love
653
00:41:36,266 --> 00:41:37,433
I bet my account could
654
00:41:37,445 --> 00:41:39,000
figure out a decent estimate
655
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200
he was so cute
656
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,200
like big like bear
657
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:46,266
and shy is funny
658
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,633
fell in love
659
00:41:47,933 --> 00:41:48,981
now I don't need to buy
660
00:41:48,993 --> 00:41:50,100
fancy things for myself
661
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,066
to feel good
662
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,166
no he bites them for me
663
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:55,500
oh show them that new bracelet I got you
664
00:41:57,066 --> 00:41:58,533
it is so beautiful
665
00:41:58,533 --> 00:41:59,700
very beautiful
666
00:41:59,733 --> 00:42:00,966
congratulations
667
00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:03,700
thank you you used to model in Russia
668
00:42:03,933 --> 00:42:06,300
yes sometimes in Russia
669
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,900
but now I only model for Gary
670
00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:15,500
model this one here used to be an actress
671
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:19,800
movie business
672
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,100
I just don't get it
673
00:42:21,466 --> 00:42:24,366
well you used to be a producer didn't you
674
00:42:24,366 --> 00:42:25,300
a couple films
675
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:26,900
lost thousands
676
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,466
never again
677
00:42:28,966 --> 00:42:31,000
I stick to investing in the stock market
678
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,466
now much more profit
679
00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:35,600
congratulations Gary
680
00:42:35,866 --> 00:42:38,233
thank you I'm
681
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,700
trying to learn Russian too
682
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:45,178
I want to be able to speak
683
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:46,566
the language of my love
684
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:50,166
and I take an English lesson
685
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,700
you don't have to do that care
686
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:56,966
more she can talk the
more she can talk back
687
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,866
finding her on that website
688
00:43:02,866 --> 00:43:04,900
is the best thing that ever happened to me
689
00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:07,381
I think we must have used
690
00:43:07,393 --> 00:43:08,933
different websites sometimes
691
00:43:08,933 --> 00:43:10,900
I wish mine had a return policy
692
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,366
what haha I'm just joking
693
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,033
are you ready to order your entrees
694
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,400
oh yeah hungry as a horse
695
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,988
ladies first well I can't
696
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,200
decide if I want to stay
697
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,300
oh you spoil me
698
00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:39,266
I think I'll have done
699
00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:45,400
crab um I'll have the crab
700
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,766
the crab I mean I have the crab um
701
00:43:48,866 --> 00:43:51,250
oh I have the steak and
702
00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:53,866
the lobster and the crab
703
00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:02,566
what are you doing here
704
00:44:02,566 --> 00:44:03,966
I work here
705
00:44:03,966 --> 00:44:05,900
what happened to be chef and Dallas
706
00:44:06,266 --> 00:44:06,700
it's called him
707
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:07,400
two jobs okay
708
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,266
a lot of people do it
709
00:44:08,266 --> 00:44:09,800
why didn't someone else take my table
710
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,433
because you're in my section
711
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,300
what am I supposed to do
712
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:13,500
just walk up to her and be like
713
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,533
oh hey Rodrigo
714
00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:15,400
can you take my table
715
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,133
I mean I would do it
716
00:44:16,133 --> 00:44:17,566
but I'm stopping with a woman at the table
717
00:44:17,566 --> 00:44:19,066
and she's married one of those guys
718
00:44:19,133 --> 00:44:20,300
enough enough
719
00:44:20,933 --> 00:44:21,966
no you weren't lying
720
00:44:21,966 --> 00:44:23,066
your husband is an asshole
721
00:44:23,066 --> 00:44:24,000
tell me about it
722
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:26,800
it's going to be so weird no
723
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:27,766
it's gonna be fine
724
00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:28,400
it's gonna be fine
725
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,500
okay just just
726
00:44:29,766 --> 00:44:32,400
just pretend like you notice me okay
727
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,864
mean you almost didn't
728
00:44:34,876 --> 00:44:36,500
notice me anyway so come on
729
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,600
it's unfair yeah well you know what
730
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,266
a lot of things aren't fair right now
731
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,566
what are you doing
732
00:44:47,466 --> 00:44:48,933
no no you can't do this
733
00:44:48,933 --> 00:44:49,804
hey you can't just show up
734
00:44:49,816 --> 00:44:50,666
here and make me jealous
735
00:44:50,666 --> 00:44:52,200
and look like that and just
736
00:44:57,933 --> 00:45:01,433
no no it's like illegal
or something come on
737
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,566
I can't decide who's taking longer
738
00:45:07,566 --> 00:45:09,266
Anna or the damn waiter
739
00:45:09,466 --> 00:45:11,666
I mean look at this my drink's almost empty
740
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,200
I get Anna
741
00:45:31,733 --> 00:45:34,800
really find yourself a good one there pal
742
00:45:41,733 --> 00:45:43,833
Anna what
743
00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:49,666
oh just finishing up a minute
744
00:46:06,733 --> 00:46:10,233
you sleep with waiters what no
745
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,966
she clogged the toilet
746
00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:16,200
what no gross is okay
747
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,000
I sleep with waiters too
748
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,200
isn't America great
749
00:46:20,933 --> 00:46:21,866
don't Jerry
750
00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:23,866
yeah all the time
751
00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:24,166
but he's so
752
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:27,200
so happy I am happy
753
00:46:27,466 --> 00:46:28,747
she gives me pretty
754
00:46:28,759 --> 00:46:30,733
things and I get the flavors
755
00:46:30,733 --> 00:46:32,300
good looking man
756
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:32,946
you know she actually
757
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:33,866
sounds like a version of you
758
00:46:33,866 --> 00:46:35,333
has come to terms with the situation
759
00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:37,566
she just speaks way worse
760
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,500
we make three what three
761
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,827
I mean I wasn't expecting to
762
00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:47,733
but you know I mean maybe
763
00:46:47,733 --> 00:46:49,471
no no I couldn't no I
764
00:46:49,483 --> 00:46:51,900
couldn't why you no fun Anna
765
00:46:56,266 --> 00:47:00,533
shut up you find me another waiter friend
766
00:47:00,533 --> 00:47:02,300
as cute as him yes
767
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:05,400
yeah I can I can do that sure
768
00:47:05,566 --> 00:47:06,832
you need to come back
769
00:47:06,844 --> 00:47:08,366
to the table and you too
770
00:47:08,366 --> 00:47:09,633
sexy waiter
771
00:47:09,866 --> 00:47:11,800
we out of drinks
772
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,576
yeah our relationship has
773
00:47:19,588 --> 00:47:20,966
just been brought to a whole
774
00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:22,600
new level of fucked up
775
00:47:33,933 --> 00:47:35,180
took you long enough
776
00:47:35,192 --> 00:47:36,766
you fall in or something
777
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,000
the
778
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:13,666
lobster was a great idea
779
00:49:25,766 --> 00:49:27,366
looks like the Henderson's got themselves a
780
00:49:27,366 --> 00:49:28,300
new gardener
781
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:31,466
must have let Alejandro go
782
00:49:32,733 --> 00:49:34,433
it's too bad he did good work
783
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:37,100
this guy doesn't even look like
784
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,366
he knows what he's doing
785
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,700
he's getting himself all soaked
786
00:49:41,933 --> 00:49:44,066
look at this guy what a puss
787
00:49:53,266 --> 00:49:54,066
no
788
00:49:55,366 --> 00:49:56,166
no what
789
00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,966
what do I care about neighbors Gardner
790
00:50:04,666 --> 00:50:06,200
although we could use a Gardner
791
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,300
well good talk to this guy she was Raiders
792
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:10,800
no you don't have to do that um okay
793
00:50:11,733 --> 00:50:13,357
you're hard to read
794
00:50:13,369 --> 00:50:15,866
sometimes shit I gotta go um
795
00:50:15,866 --> 00:50:17,000
I'll see you later
796
00:50:17,066 --> 00:50:19,100
love you bye
797
00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:23,566
my daughter
798
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,333
Jesus
799
00:50:41,566 --> 00:50:46,966
I miss what burger burger
800
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:50,931
that's not burglar
801
00:50:50,943 --> 00:50:53,000
burglar no it's not it's not
802
00:50:54,266 --> 00:50:55,833
what the hell are you doing here
803
00:50:56,766 --> 00:50:59,566
ordering flowers and hurting stuff
804
00:50:59,966 --> 00:51:01,233
if Bill sees you
805
00:51:02,133 --> 00:51:03,200
he just drove off
806
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:05,933
can I come in
807
00:51:05,933 --> 00:51:07,566
no he's soaking
808
00:51:07,566 --> 00:51:09,633
so after you change your clothes
809
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:10,633
are you crazy
810
00:51:11,366 --> 00:51:14,066
maybe what makes you smile right
811
00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:16,166
I don't know what you make me
812
00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:18,366
oh hi I'm Matt
813
00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:19,366
you must see Martha
814
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:23,000
yes fantastic
815
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,266
hi Anna oh shit
816
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,466
hi Anna hey listen
817
00:51:28,866 --> 00:51:30,900
I really don't mind you borrow my hose
818
00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:32,045
but I would appreciate it
819
00:51:32,057 --> 00:51:33,166
next time if you would ask me
820
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:35,000
first it was an accident
821
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:35,933
my gardener
822
00:51:35,933 --> 00:51:37,200
he got confused
823
00:51:37,866 --> 00:51:42,166
this is my new gardener Jacques
824
00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,100
shut up and I apologize
825
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:44,900
that's fine
826
00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:46,246
just remember to roll it up
827
00:51:46,258 --> 00:51:47,566
when you finish thank you
828
00:51:48,533 --> 00:51:50,600
nice meeting you Jacques
829
00:51:51,133 --> 00:51:53,766
he only speaks Portuguese what
830
00:51:54,133 --> 00:51:55,033
wait a minute
831
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:56,494
his name is Jacques and
832
00:51:56,506 --> 00:51:57,833
he only speaks Portuguese
833
00:51:58,966 --> 00:52:03,100
yes okay have a good day
834
00:52:07,466 --> 00:52:08,533
it's good Portuguese
835
00:52:08,533 --> 00:52:09,766
shut up and come inside
836
00:52:09,766 --> 00:52:11,100
pretend to be a gardener
837
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:11,866
pretend to be a neighbor
838
00:52:11,866 --> 00:52:13,533
you already have one Martha
839
00:52:13,533 --> 00:52:15,733
we cannot go upstairs with my friend
840
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:17,666
we gonna talk about stuff
841
00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:19,433
and you can go ahead and dust me
842
00:52:32,533 --> 00:52:33,466
but Miss Williams
843
00:52:33,466 --> 00:52:36,333
I have to go finish watering the flowers oh
844
00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:37,766
stop role playing
845
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:39,100
I like being the sexy girl
846
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:42,300
I just be sexy you sexy me all the time
847
00:52:44,533 --> 00:52:47,400
shut up I can do that I can shut up
848
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,141
I can go monster
849
00:52:48,153 --> 00:52:49,566
talking if I really wanted to
850
00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:56,466
you you you you you come in apprentice
851
00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,400
your body sick and less
852
00:53:20,466 --> 00:53:24,467
Lisana Lisana kind of busy
853
00:53:24,479 --> 00:53:28,800
at all is Mr B he come back
854
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:32,966
of course you're not
855
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,290
you're three years younger
856
00:53:34,302 --> 00:53:35,366
and he has a bad heart
857
00:53:35,366 --> 00:53:39,100
Martha stole Mr Bill okay yes
858
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:43,483
make him slow stop Mr Bill
859
00:53:43,495 --> 00:53:47,366
make him slow slow upstairs
860
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,833
oh it's not here hmm
861
00:54:00,566 --> 00:54:03,666
Martha Martha Martha damn it
862
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,500
how could you not notice
863
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:08,766
I was trying to get in the door
864
00:54:09,533 --> 00:54:10,566
where are my pants
865
00:54:17,266 --> 00:54:18,866
where are my pants I don't know
866
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:27,300
I think if I jump and aim for those bushes
867
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,700
or maybe not die
868
00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:32,059
maybe I'm sorry Mr Bean
869
00:54:32,071 --> 00:54:34,633
you stop calling me Mr Bill
870
00:54:37,266 --> 00:54:39,400
never mind I spilled coffee on my jacket
871
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,100
it's okay I take out the club soda
872
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,973
you take out the club soda
873
00:54:43,985 --> 00:54:46,566
I go get a new jacket okay
874
00:54:57,466 --> 00:55:00,800
Mr B why are you screaming I'm right here
875
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:04,166
immigrants okay
876
00:55:13,266 --> 00:55:14,554
is this what you do all day
877
00:55:14,566 --> 00:55:15,866
hang around your underwear
878
00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:22,266
no um I just thought it was um hot in here
879
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,266
so what are you doing back
880
00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:52,400
I spilled coffee in my jacket
881
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:55,166
get a new one you
882
00:55:57,066 --> 00:55:58,133
don't know which one I want
883
00:55:58,133 --> 00:55:59,833
but I know it looks good on you
884
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,900
that's my favorite jacket I know
885
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:11,800
you know I'm already gonna be late for work
886
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,000
what's another 10 minutes
887
00:56:14,366 --> 00:56:16,854
oh oh no I don't think so
888
00:56:16,866 --> 00:56:19,266
uh I have a headache um
889
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,300
you seem fine two seconds ago yeah yeah
890
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:28,066
it comes and then it goes right yeah
891
00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:31,845
well guess I'll see you
892
00:56:31,857 --> 00:56:34,900
later put some clothes on
893
00:56:38,366 --> 00:56:39,766
I disagree with Bill
894
00:56:40,066 --> 00:56:41,800
I think you should have less clothes on
895
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:43,966
possibly even no clothes at all
896
00:56:51,566 --> 00:56:52,433
wow
897
00:56:53,766 --> 00:56:56,233
yeah wow
898
00:56:58,733 --> 00:56:59,833
I've never had
899
00:57:00,533 --> 00:57:02,000
husband almost catches you in the bathtub
900
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,361
then he doesn't catch you
901
00:57:03,373 --> 00:57:04,966
in the bathtub and he leaves
902
00:57:04,966 --> 00:57:06,532
and you get to have sex
903
00:57:06,544 --> 00:57:08,466
with the woman you love sex
904
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,366
you love me
905
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,621
no it's making a joke oh
906
00:57:17,633 --> 00:57:20,000
so you don't love me no
907
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,700
okay
908
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,566
I mean I don't
909
00:57:28,266 --> 00:57:32,866
not love you my English isn't the best
910
00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,619
but this wording is
911
00:57:34,631 --> 00:57:37,000
really confusing I I mean
912
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,433
I love you
913
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:51,800
really
914
00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,000
yeah
915
00:57:55,533 --> 00:57:58,200
how much show me with your hands
916
00:58:00,133 --> 00:58:01,233
this much
917
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:08,600
you love me
918
00:58:10,133 --> 00:58:10,933
maybe
919
00:58:16,133 --> 00:58:17,000
maybe
920
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,433
maybe probably
921
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:24,466
yes
922
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:32,966
so how much do you agree maybe probably yes
923
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,833
this much
924
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,000
be with me
925
00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:57,000
it's complicated
926
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,266
thank you
927
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,633
mean it man gotta do this what
928
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:15,266
what is with this girl man
929
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:16,966
I don't know I mean
930
00:59:16,966 --> 00:59:18,294
at first it was all about
931
00:59:18,306 --> 00:59:19,700
the sex and now it's like
932
00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:22,100
can't can't get out of my head
933
00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:29,208
sounds like you uh
934
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:30,800
can't get it off your head
935
00:59:31,366 --> 00:59:37,266
you know like your penis never mind yeah
936
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:40,500
I mean it man I mean
937
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,066
I'm gonna make
938
00:59:41,066 --> 00:59:41,934
enough money to make a
939
00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:43,266
difference in your life you know
940
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:44,807
still won't make anything
941
00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:46,000
close to what that guy makes
942
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,864
table 5 also seems like
943
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,833
if she really loved you
944
00:59:49,866 --> 00:59:51,000
she would have left a guy by now
945
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:52,966
it's complicated
946
00:59:52,966 --> 00:59:55,000
it's always complicated no
947
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,996
for real if she leaves
948
00:59:56,008 --> 00:59:57,200
him she could be deported
949
00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,066
come on bro
950
00:59:59,466 --> 01:00:00,630
it's plenty of girls out
951
01:00:00,642 --> 01:00:01,866
there with less problems
952
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:03,180
why don't we just go
953
01:00:03,192 --> 01:00:04,266
to the club tonight relax
954
01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:06,833
have some drinks see who's out there
955
01:00:08,766 --> 01:00:12,566
Bing Bong yeah Trent loves you
956
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:23,100
I smell burning
957
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,633
oh that's nothing
958
01:00:26,766 --> 01:00:27,400
are you sure
959
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,888
because my hair hair almost
960
01:00:29,900 --> 01:00:32,400
never catches on fire fire
961
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,733
no I was just gonna ask
962
01:00:33,745 --> 01:00:35,266
it's don't worry about it
963
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,020
but I I've been doing this
964
01:00:37,032 --> 01:00:38,666
job for a very long time
965
01:00:38,666 --> 01:00:41,153
and this happens three
966
01:00:41,165 --> 01:00:44,233
maybe seven or eight times
967
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,166
barely ever happens
968
01:00:48,133 --> 01:00:50,432
can I ask you a question
969
01:00:50,444 --> 01:00:52,466
sure are you married
970
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:54,766
yeah
971
01:00:56,066 --> 01:00:56,866
happily
972
01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:00,233
when we got married
973
01:01:00,366 --> 01:01:02,933
he was one of the
ugliest men I had ever met
974
01:01:02,933 --> 01:01:04,866
and had $5 to his name
975
01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:08,500
and now he's just as ugly
976
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:11,966
a bit fatter and has $30,000 in debt
977
01:01:12,266 --> 01:01:13,366
if I wasn't happy
978
01:01:13,366 --> 01:01:14,833
I wouldn't stay married to him
979
01:01:16,066 --> 01:01:17,633
that sounds nice
980
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,300
or apart okay
981
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,493
well it won't be as nice if
982
01:01:21,505 --> 01:01:22,666
your hair gets burned off
983
01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:23,466
and I lose my job
984
01:01:23,466 --> 01:01:25,000
so let's get you off this thing
985
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,666
Martha
986
01:01:36,966 --> 01:01:38,302
hey Mr B do you know
987
01:01:38,314 --> 01:01:40,066
where this sock came from
988
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:46,400
I don't know maybe it's one of yours
989
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,395
I wouldn't be caught
990
01:01:48,407 --> 01:01:49,666
dead in an offer asshole
991
01:01:49,933 --> 01:01:52,466
this isn't mine so whose is it
992
01:01:52,533 --> 01:01:55,566
I don't know I've never seen before
993
01:01:57,166 --> 01:02:00,200
well thanks for nothing
994
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,700
I really like the springs
995
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,266
they look great on you they do don't they
996
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:28,800
sure beautiful
997
01:02:31,766 --> 01:02:33,866
oh I thought they both look good
998
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:37,186
why don't they why don't
999
01:02:37,198 --> 01:02:38,766
they buy them both yeah sure
1000
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:43,700
hmm miss it's just the card it's the climb
1001
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,559
that's a platinum card with
1002
01:02:46,571 --> 01:02:48,200
a credit limit on that card
1003
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,500
is the car with this
thing just try it again
1004
01:02:56,366 --> 01:02:58,800
perhaps you have another car yeah of course
1005
01:03:00,066 --> 01:03:02,000
must be the magnetic strip on this card
1006
01:03:02,166 --> 01:03:04,300
yeah it happens yeah
1007
01:03:05,966 --> 01:03:09,600
sorry but this one is not working either
1008
01:03:10,066 --> 01:03:13,066
weird um well
1009
01:03:13,066 --> 01:03:15,480
I guess I'll just have to come
1010
01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:17,433
back tomorrow okay okay
1011
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:21,349
miss I need those freeze
1012
01:03:21,361 --> 01:03:24,466
back I'm so sorry of course
1013
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:26,182
I'll be back tomorrow
1014
01:03:26,194 --> 01:03:27,600
to get there sure you will
1015
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:37,066
I hate you
1016
01:03:38,366 --> 01:03:39,433
do you want
1017
01:03:44,133 --> 01:03:45,466
what the hell Bill
1018
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,600
something wrong
1019
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,300
my credit cards don't work
1020
01:03:50,366 --> 01:03:51,900
why don't my credit cards work
1021
01:03:52,566 --> 01:03:53,866
your credit cards
1022
01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:56,200
not your credit cards
1023
01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,300
they may have your name on them
1024
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:00,947
but I control the account
1025
01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:02,066
because it's my money
1026
01:04:04,066 --> 01:04:05,400
yeah that's unfair
1027
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:09,266
you know what's unfair
1028
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,500
is my wife fucking another man in my bed
1029
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,212
I don't know what you're
1030
01:04:19,224 --> 01:04:20,600
talking about oh you don't
1031
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:32,500
I found this in our room so it's not mine
1032
01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:36,466
do you remember every pair of socks you own
1033
01:04:36,466 --> 01:04:39,333
I doubt that I don't remember every pair
1034
01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:40,446
but this wouldn't be
1035
01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:42,033
mine I don't buy cheap shit
1036
01:04:43,366 --> 01:04:45,121
so what if I was you don't
1037
01:04:45,133 --> 01:04:46,833
think I know what you do
1038
01:04:50,066 --> 01:04:52,266
it's different for me oh
1039
01:04:52,266 --> 01:04:53,800
you think you're better than me
1040
01:04:53,966 --> 01:04:55,300
I don't think it
1041
01:04:55,366 --> 01:04:58,300
I know it I'll tell you what
1042
01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,066
I'm gonna be mayor
1043
01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:01,350
and I can't be tied up
1044
01:05:01,362 --> 01:05:02,666
to any of your bullshit
1045
01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:03,566
I certainly
1046
01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:04,447
not gonna have to deal
1047
01:05:04,459 --> 01:05:05,433
with you cheating on me
1048
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:06,765
you know how that's gonna
1049
01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:07,833
make me look to the public
1050
01:05:09,533 --> 01:05:11,201
public I used to think you
1051
01:05:11,213 --> 01:05:12,700
only cared about money
1052
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:14,366
well now you care about money
1053
01:05:14,366 --> 01:05:16,800
and what total strangers think of you
1054
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:18,359
don't give a shit what
1055
01:05:18,371 --> 01:05:19,700
public thinks about me
1056
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,389
just as long as enough
1057
01:05:22,401 --> 01:05:23,866
of them elect me mayor
1058
01:05:24,766 --> 01:05:26,100
I could leave you
1059
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:28,766
you leave me
1060
01:05:29,733 --> 01:05:30,700
you might as well pack
1061
01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:32,900
your bags and leave for Russian now
1062
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,668
cause that's exactly where
1063
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,900
Ironness will send you
1064
01:05:37,666 --> 01:05:39,433
this relationship ends
1065
01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:43,500
it'll be on my terms not yours
1066
01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:48,633
I really do hope we can work this out
1067
01:06:06,133 --> 01:06:07,266
you know what's ironic
1068
01:06:07,966 --> 01:06:10,300
start off day and we're cooking
1069
01:06:11,266 --> 01:06:12,366
cooking for yourself is differently
1070
01:06:12,366 --> 01:06:13,433
cooking for other people
1071
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:27,233
yeah yo check on the chicken yeah
1072
01:06:30,466 --> 01:06:31,321
how much longer is this
1073
01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:32,200
supposed to be on fire
1074
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,866
it's not ever just
1075
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:38,900
what do we learn
1076
01:06:39,466 --> 01:06:40,633
I think it's okay
1077
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,066
it's not like I try to
light it on fire yeah
1078
01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:43,900
and here we are
1079
01:06:47,766 --> 01:06:50,800
cooking chicken trying chicken
1080
01:06:52,866 --> 01:06:55,100
what's up Anna what's up
1081
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:57,966
oh
1082
01:07:04,533 --> 01:07:05,400
it's an honor
1083
01:07:05,933 --> 01:07:08,400
I hear about you like all the time
1084
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,800
well good things though
1085
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,424
do you by chance have a
1086
01:07:11,436 --> 01:07:13,433
friend you probably double date
1087
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:15,833
I might know a girl
1088
01:07:16,066 --> 01:07:18,566
she might know a girl Matt
1089
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,466
we need to talk
1090
01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:23,166
yes I know what we're doing right now
1091
01:07:23,766 --> 01:07:24,800
I'm serious
1092
01:07:27,366 --> 01:07:31,466
okay Trent you wanna wanna give us a minute
1093
01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:36,912
Trent right um I'mma
1094
01:07:36,924 --> 01:07:41,066
go air at this chick thanks
1095
01:07:42,733 --> 01:07:46,500
ass hot yeah kind of like Anna right
1096
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:49,033
thanks sorry
1097
01:07:54,566 --> 01:07:55,433
okay
1098
01:07:59,533 --> 01:08:00,500
so what's up
1099
01:08:01,733 --> 01:08:05,400
Bill knows Bill knows about what
1100
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,466
I mean he knows about us
1101
01:08:10,933 --> 01:08:12,266
but you told him no
1102
01:08:12,266 --> 01:08:13,900
he found one of your socks
1103
01:08:14,866 --> 01:08:17,800
you find a sock maybe one of his socks no
1104
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,038
he doesn't buy socks that
1105
01:08:19,050 --> 01:08:20,500
are bright collared or cheap
1106
01:08:21,066 --> 01:08:22,800
okay hurtful Ned
1107
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:23,666
I'm serious
1108
01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:24,900
yeah so am I
1109
01:08:24,966 --> 01:08:25,866
the socks aren't cheap
1110
01:08:25,866 --> 01:08:27,433
they're like $5 a pair
1111
01:08:31,266 --> 01:08:32,300
math it's over
1112
01:08:41,133 --> 01:08:42,033
it's bullshit
1113
01:08:45,933 --> 01:08:46,900
I think you're afraid
1114
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:47,933
afraid of what
1115
01:08:47,933 --> 01:08:49,666
I think you're afraid that you love me
1116
01:08:49,966 --> 01:08:50,823
and that loving me is
1117
01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:52,200
gonna ruin the rest of your life
1118
01:08:52,533 --> 01:08:53,733
I don't love you
1119
01:08:53,733 --> 01:08:54,800
I never did
1120
01:08:54,866 --> 01:08:56,066
you were just a fling
1121
01:08:58,266 --> 01:08:59,833
you were just a fling
1122
01:08:59,966 --> 01:09:00,828
and the danger of me
1123
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:01,933
being caught made it all
1124
01:09:01,933 --> 01:09:02,866
exciting and fun
1125
01:09:02,866 --> 01:09:04,324
but now we got caught
1126
01:09:04,336 --> 01:09:06,366
and it's time to say goodbye
1127
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:14,800
fine
1128
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:18,200
but I don't believe you
1129
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,833
it doesn't matter what you believe
1130
01:09:25,166 --> 01:09:26,166
what happened
1131
01:09:27,466 --> 01:09:28,500
what's that doing
1132
01:09:48,933 --> 01:09:49,966
want some chicken
1133
01:09:53,866 --> 01:09:56,400
we jumped head first into a
1134
01:11:37,933 --> 01:11:43,100
yeah I got this okay yeah okay okay
1135
01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:50,100
ah
1136
01:11:56,133 --> 01:11:59,066
you okay I'll be a little sick
1137
01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:03,600
you're not gonna pick in my car huh
1138
01:12:03,766 --> 01:12:06,210
no no no love sick oh well
1139
01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:08,866
man you are very drunk I am
1140
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:14,800
okay so just don't puke in my car
1141
01:12:14,966 --> 01:12:17,425
if I do I'll roll down the
1142
01:12:17,437 --> 01:12:19,433
window okay let's go
1143
01:12:30,566 --> 01:12:31,898
so the result of finally
1144
01:12:31,910 --> 01:12:33,533
in the last night's election
1145
01:12:33,533 --> 01:12:35,294
and its businessman and
1146
01:12:35,306 --> 01:12:37,233
newcomer Will Cunningham
1147
01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,643
who narrowly ages out
1148
01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:40,333
in incumbent John Joyston
1149
01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:42,366
with Cunningham's 51% win
1150
01:12:42,366 --> 01:12:45,700
he is your new mayor and with me live
1151
01:12:45,733 --> 01:12:46,666
your new mayor
1152
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:47,866
Mr Bull Cunningham
1153
01:12:47,866 --> 01:12:49,100
thank you everyone
1154
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:50,100
we love you
1155
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,000
we love you we did it
1156
01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:54,300
it's a big moment for you
1157
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:55,922
but it was a nail biting
1158
01:12:55,934 --> 01:12:57,500
and nail biting finish
1159
01:12:57,766 --> 01:12:58,500
how does it feel
1160
01:12:58,500 --> 01:12:59,366
had a doubt
1161
01:12:59,366 --> 01:13:01,366
we crush the opposition
1162
01:13:01,533 --> 01:13:03,966
had an agenda and we got it done
1163
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,933
wonderful feeling high spurs
1164
01:13:06,933 --> 01:13:08,079
I notice your beautiful
1165
01:13:08,091 --> 01:13:09,300
wife is in here tonight
1166
01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:10,100
she's around
1167
01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:12,300
she's around by you suggesting something
1168
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,027
a man with a sense of
1169
01:13:16,039 --> 01:13:17,633
humor ladies and gentlemen
1170
01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:08,100
the mayor's home
1171
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:13,466
Anna
1172
01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:16,900
what
1173
01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:22,666
oh hey it's Miss Money Bags
1174
01:14:22,733 --> 01:14:24,438
actually it's Miss now and
1175
01:14:24,450 --> 01:14:26,366
no longer money bags for now
1176
01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:27,901
oh you seem pretty happy
1177
01:14:27,913 --> 01:14:29,300
about not having money
1178
01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:31,000
just like me
1179
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,866
you know you may not believe this
1180
01:14:33,866 --> 01:14:37,600
but he used to be a millionaire too really
1181
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,866
no I'm just kidding
1182
01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:42,800
first daughter to get in there though
1183
01:14:52,066 --> 01:14:52,866
hello
1184
01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:55,666
hi
1185
01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:58,466
is Matt here
1186
01:14:59,066 --> 01:15:01,160
he's in the shower but he
1187
01:15:01,172 --> 01:15:03,700
should be out any minute okay
1188
01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:07,000
I just I want to
1189
01:15:09,466 --> 01:15:11,433
get Russian
1190
01:15:14,533 --> 01:15:15,333
wait
1191
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,100
win
1192
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:28,500
where are you going
1193
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:31,000
doesn't matter slow down
1194
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,300
why just making your girlfriend
1195
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:34,566
she's pretty good for you stop
1196
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,500
why did you come here huh
1197
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:39,253
I mean you don't assume
1198
01:15:39,265 --> 01:15:40,133
it's okay to see other people
1199
01:15:40,133 --> 01:15:40,766
did I say that
1200
01:15:40,766 --> 01:15:42,066
I don't remember saying that yeah
1201
01:15:42,066 --> 01:15:43,533
you have a very selective memory well
1202
01:15:43,533 --> 01:15:45,166
don't you start with my memory Anna
1203
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,566
what do you want from me
1204
01:15:46,733 --> 01:15:49,500
okay what the hell do you want from me
1205
01:15:49,666 --> 01:15:51,066
you can't just come to
my apartment and then
1206
01:15:51,066 --> 01:15:52,566
run off without saying anything
1207
01:15:52,566 --> 01:15:53,266
it wasn't my plan
1208
01:15:53,266 --> 01:15:54,700
I just needed to see you oh
1209
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:55,900
you can't do this
1210
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:56,566
all right well
1211
01:15:56,566 --> 01:15:57,554
you're the one that broke
1212
01:15:57,566 --> 01:15:58,366
up with me remember
1213
01:15:58,466 --> 01:15:59,662
and I was happy to see
1214
01:15:59,674 --> 01:16:01,266
you even if you were married
1215
01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:02,800
and you're gonna freak
out at me because you
1216
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,566
see a girl in my apartment no
1217
01:16:04,566 --> 01:16:05,266
it's not that
1218
01:16:05,266 --> 01:16:07,266
it's just I I had a plan I I
1219
01:16:07,266 --> 01:16:08,866
I had things I wanted to tell you
1220
01:16:08,866 --> 01:16:10,700
and I practiced the way I wanted to say it
1221
01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:12,566
you're gonna give me a monologue
1222
01:16:12,566 --> 01:16:13,166
so basically
1223
01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:15,000
I just needed to plan what to say
1224
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,214
because I thought it was
1225
01:16:16,226 --> 01:16:17,400
just end up crying and
1226
01:16:17,566 --> 01:16:18,614
and this plan backfired
1227
01:16:18,626 --> 01:16:19,733
because here I'm crying
1228
01:16:19,733 --> 01:16:21,433
and I haven't even said anything
1229
01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:26,800
and she's my cousin oh Molly the girl oh
1230
01:16:27,566 --> 01:16:28,791
okay now can we go
1231
01:16:28,803 --> 01:16:30,933
inside so I don't get arrested
1232
01:16:30,933 --> 01:16:32,233
for indecent exposure
1233
01:16:33,066 --> 01:16:34,966
sorry I'm sorry we came to your place
1234
01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:36,307
I'm sorry Mary Bail and
1235
01:16:36,319 --> 01:16:37,966
I'm sorry we came to the US
1236
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,753
don't be sorry for the
1237
01:16:39,765 --> 01:16:41,900
last thing or the first thing
1238
01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:43,166
right the middle thing yeah
1239
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:43,366
you know what
1240
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:44,600
that really sucks
1241
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,166
but I'm glad that I met you
1242
01:16:49,266 --> 01:16:50,433
I'm glad that you came
1243
01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:11,133
hey you better hurry up and get ready
1244
01:17:11,133 --> 01:17:14,033
you'll be late for your show I have time
1245
01:17:25,533 --> 01:17:26,700
oh I forgot to tell you
1246
01:17:26,700 --> 01:17:27,800
Trent called God
1247
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,266
he didn't bring down the restaurant did he
1248
01:17:29,466 --> 01:17:31,100
no he said that you need to hire more help
1249
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:32,400
because they're busy
1250
01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:36,466
you had told me a year ago
1251
01:17:36,466 --> 01:17:37,417
that I was gonna own
1252
01:17:37,429 --> 01:17:38,633
a burger joint in Russia
1253
01:17:39,466 --> 01:17:42,066
a highly successful burger joint in Russia
1254
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:53,666
you know how much I love you
1255
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,200
like this much
1256
01:18:08,366 --> 01:18:09,966
do you know how much I love you
1257
01:18:15,966 --> 01:18:17,233
this much
1258
01:19:06,066 --> 01:19:07,466
is this much is not
1259
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:16,300
to show how much I love you
1260
01:20:58,933 --> 01:21:01,000
it's how much I need it
1261
01:22:00,766 --> 01:22:02,600
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