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[Female Announcer]Veridian Dynamics.
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Every day, something we makemakes your life better.
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Power- we make that.
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Technology- we make that.
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Cows-Well, no. We don't make cows.
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Although we have made a sheep...
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and medicines...
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and airplane engines...
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and whatever this is...
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and all sorts of things.
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Veridian Dynamics.
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Every day, something we makemakes your life better-
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usually.
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Veridian Dynamics.Life. Better.
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I have the best job in the world.
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We want to make a metal
that's as hard as steel...
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but can bounce like rubber...
and is edible.
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We can do that.
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I'm the head of a research
and development department...
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for one of the largest
companies in America-
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- Veridian Dynamics.
- [Door Opens]
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Veronica's my boss.
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We need a mouse that can withstand
temperatures up to 195 degrees.
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We can do that.
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Uh, computer mouse
or a live mouse?
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I'll get back to you.
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Every day there's something new
waiting to be discovered.
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- [Door Opens]
- Computer mouse.
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Easier.
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We do everything:
industrial products, biomedical...
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- cryogenics, defense technology.
- [Door Opens]
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We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
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Then so do I. Because?
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There's a country with whom we do business
that grows a great deal of pumpkins...
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and would welcome
additional uses for them...
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as well as cheaper ways
to kill their enemies.
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Well, finally the pumpkin gets to
do something besides Halloween.
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Pie.
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Halloween and pie.
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I've been at Veridian three years.
Last year I got a promotion.
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Now I run a team of some
of the smartest people in the world.
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Whoa.
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There we go.
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Okay, people. We need to turn
this simple, festive gourd into a killer.
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I've asked Dr. Bamba
to take a look at how nature does it...
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because nature
is a fantastic killer of things.
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- Dr. Bamba.
- Thank you.
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Nature attacks and annihilates the pumpkin
with powdery mildew disease...
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which can be mutated and designed
to attack human cell structure...
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causing enemy soldiers to grow
a magnificent soft downy coating and die...
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as mold.
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- Oh, my God.
- Spores in uniforms.
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I think we get the picture.
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Uh, Cindy, Lester, Jerry,
you're with Dr. Bamba on this.
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The rest of you,
you're welcome.
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Ted, the drones working on the spy drone
came up with this cheap fabric.
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Find another use for it.
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It's a good texture, coloration.
Maybe a breakfast meat.
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Are you serious?
We want to be in that business.
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No. You have to lighten up.
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Maybe I'm too funny.
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Maybe I was joking
about not getting your joke.
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Um-
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[Ted Narrating]This is Lem.
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He's a genius.
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Seriously.
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For 10 years, Lem has beenresearch partners with...
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Phil, who's also a genius.
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I'm so angry about the toilet paper.
Why couldn't they leave it next to the toilet?
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That proximity was so elegant.
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They think if it's harder to reach
that we'll use less of it.
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They've destroyed going
to the bathroom for me.
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Used to be just a weird human function.
Now it's actively stressful.
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Okay, look. Just take the roll
off of the dispenser...
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and bring it with you
before you sit.
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- That's what I do.
- That's not normal, Phil.
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It becomes normal...
if you keep doing it.
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Everything does.
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Look, you can put up with their crap
if you want to. That's fine. That's who you are.
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But I'm not like that. I'm a fighter.
lfight stuff like this.
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No, you don't.
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Shut up, Phil.
I would if I thought I could win.
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No. Because remember,
there was that thing last week...
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that you thought you could win
and you still didn't fight?
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Remember?
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- With the sandwich?
- Yeah. I should've fought that.
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- I thought so.
- Hey, fellas.
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See if you can make this fabric
into a line of office chairs.
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It's very strong and, well, dark.
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Do you think I don't fight
injustice enough?
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Is this about the sandwich?
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Because I think instinctively
you knew you wouldn't have won that.
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- Your mom's tough.
- She once killed a bat with a People magazine.
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That is tough.
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But one thing she's not, someone who can
create something out of nothing.
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Like you can.
So make me an office chair.
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- He's a better man than you.
- Agreed.
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[Ted Narrating]The next step for any product is testing.
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Testing is one of the thingsLinda does for us.
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People are squirming.
The fabric's not comfortable.
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Squirming, or...
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are they just enjoying it so much they want
their whole body to rub against it?
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Ted, I know you're an R & D legend
with magical R & D powers...
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but the chair, just no.
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Never give up.
That's what I always tell my daughter.
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She tells me to stop telling her,
but I tell her I can't...
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because that would be giving up.
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- Look at these numbers.
- [Gasps] You scared me.
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What's with the creamer?
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Nothing. They're mine.
What's up?
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Productivity increased
when people used the chairs.
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I like creamer. I've only worked here six months.
Is there a rule about that I should know?
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When people can't get comfortable,
they don't daydream or get distracted.
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So, they're more productive.
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And more filled with hate.
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[Ted Narrating]And the scratchier the fabric...
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the more uncomfortable people are...
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and the harder they work.
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[Screams]
Get it off me!
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Get it off me!
Get it off!
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[Ted Narrating]Up to a point, then they go mad.
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[People Chattering]
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[Camera Shutter Clicks]
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Is it wrong to invent
a deadly pumpkin?
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Or an irritating chair
that makes people work harder?
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Thing is, work's not about
right and wrong.
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It's about success or failure.
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- Your department's using too much creamer.
- Does it matter?
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It's not Katrina, but it is a problem.
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Ted, there's been a spill-
Oh, hi, Veronica. It's nothing.
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Hi, Phil. Actually,
you're the reason I'm here.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes. You can go now.
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- But, uh-
- I'm here to talk about you, not to you.
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I'm sorry.
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We want to freeze Phil.
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Excuse me?
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Phil. The company wants to
cryonically freeze him.
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Just for a year, to see if it's possible.
We think it is.
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You think it's possible?
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Yes, Mr. Negative, we do.
We have developed a chemical...
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which allows us to rapidly freeze
live animal tissue without it exploding.
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And, fingers crossed,
we're ready for human testing.
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Your presentation sucks.
And why Phil?
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Well, for P.R. reasons,
they want an employee.
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And in the unlikely event
something goes wrong...
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well, there are people here
we would, you know, miss more.
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Well, you be sure to tell him that
when you try to get him to do it.
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I see where this is going.
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Your guys will do anything
for you, Ted. They've got-
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What's that thing again?
Underlings have it. Loyalty!
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This is huge for us.
You need to make it happen.
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Well, I'll try. But Phil hates the cold
and he freaks out in small spaces...
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so this assignment
is not ideal for him.
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Yeah. Well, they originally
suggested Lem.
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But freeze the black guy?
They're not stupid.
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[Door Closes]
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If I'm gonna ask Phil to do
something potentially dangerous...
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I need to make sure
that it's potentially safe.
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So I've asked Linda
to check out the data.
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No. The zebra
and the toaster are friends.
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- [Clears Throat]
- I have to go.
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No. That makes the toaster too mean.
He's not a sociopath.
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He just doesn't want
to make toast anymore.
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Hi. Is that a new shirt?
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Oh, that's cool. Let's pretend that
that phone call wasn't odd.
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I'm trying to write
a children's book.
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My illustrator doesn't get...
just most of it.
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Well, what's, uh, not to get?
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A toaster that doesn't
wanna make toast.
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And, of course,
there's a zebra.
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You do the same thing every day. You please
everyone around you. At some point you say...
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"Making toast is fine.
It's opened some doors. But I need more."
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"So I'm running away.
I don't know how.
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I'm plugged into a wall.
I don't have legs. But I'm doing it."
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You totally get the toaster...
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and his complicatedlove/hate relationship with the outlet.
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Who has all the power.
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[Laughs]
Ted. That's lame.
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You laughed.
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Yeah.
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- So, uh, freezing Phil?
- You want to know about Phil? It's probably okay.
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If he can get past minus 20 degrees
without his eyes bursting-
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That would be
the first sign of trouble.
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This is a great company, isn't it?
Freezing its employees.
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Uh, employee.
We're only freezing one...
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for now.
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Do you know that they send us
the phone bills for our nonwork-related calls?
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They don't charge us for 'em. They just want us
to know that they know we're making 'em.
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Can a company be bitchy?
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Is that why you steal creamer?
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Yes. It's an act of rebellion.
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I also scratched the words "Place scrotum here"
in the lunchroom table.
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But then, you know,
that just became the thing to do.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You have the best cubicle.
- Yeah, and we have been in all of them.
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- Except Cindy's. [Laughs]
- Whoa, Cindy. No way.
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I've been in there. Twice. She got so mad
the first time, I had to do it again.
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I'm definitely going in there
sometime, twice also, as well.
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So we heard rumors something's
gonna be done to Phil?
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Yeah. And I just so want it
to be something good.
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Why do they want to freeze me?
I didn't do anything.
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No, Phil, it's not a punishment.
It's- It's an honor.
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You've been chosen
to be a pioneer...
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to go someplace no one's ever gone before...
and come back.
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[Exhales]
I don't know.
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I can talk to my wife about it.
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Will I keep getting paid?
She's going to want to know that.
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Of course!
I assume.
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I mean, technically it is work.
I'll check.
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You shouldn't freeze Phil.
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[Ted Narrating]This is my daughter, Rose. She knows everything.
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Honey, it's exciting. It's gonna be a huge
breakthrough in science.
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- I like Phil.
- Maybe you'll like him
even more when he's frozen.
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I like him the temperature he is.
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Phil came to my birthday.
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It's wrong to freeze someone
who comes to your daughter's birthday.
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Well- Did you do
your math homework?
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- Yes.
- Six times eight?
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Yes, that was one of them.
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Would you do it? Would you do
something like this and leave me?
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When Rose was four, her mom
left us to go save the world.
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That's been hard for Rose.
Frankly, not so great for the world either.
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Hey.
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I would never leave you- ever.
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I know. We've discussed this.
You're a great dad.
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But it's wrong to ask Phil
to do something you wouldn't do.
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You're right. You're always right...
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because stupidly,
I taught you right and wrong.
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Tell 'em you don't want to do it.
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They can't force employees
to participate in human experiments.
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- They lost that court case.
- But I want to do it.
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What? Phil, that's crazy.
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Thank you. See?
I'm not the only one.
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It is only for a year, Lem.
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Oh, I'll just stand perfectly still so I don't
accidentally go on living my life without you.
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- Moron.
- Look, Phil...
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I might have sold you
a little too hard yesterday.
238
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:07,178
And that was... wrong.
239
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,484
No, you were right.
This is my chance to be a pioneer.
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My wife thought it would be exciting too,
which surprised me...
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because she's normally a deeply
and relentlessly negative person.
242
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- Mrs. Moron.
- Least I have a Mrs. Moron.
243
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- Who's in your life, Lem?
- Why are you being so mean?
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[Ted Narrating]And so, they froze Phil.
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What I do now, I do for science.
246
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And so I do not ask
for your concern.
247
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All I ask is for your respect.
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[Door Slams]
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[Muffled]
Respect as a scientist. Respect as a friend.
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[Mechanism Ratcheting]
251
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- [Continues, Muffled]
- [Machine Powering Up]
252
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[Gases Hissing]
253
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,798
I've never seen a man explode
from the inside.
254
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:05,071
A rabbit, an eel, a goat,
a monkey and a reindeer, but that's all.
255
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I'm out.
256
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:16,150
This is normal.
Every company does stuff like this.
257
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,452
Right?
258
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,785
Does Phil look like
he's in pain?
259
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,957
[Linda]Bummer to have to stay like that for a year.
260
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,126
I don't think you're crazy
for stealing creamer.
261
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:40,907
[Bamba] Watch closely.Minus 20 is when the eyes might burst.
262
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[All Gasp]
263
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,623
[All Sigh]
264
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,467
[Hissing Continues]
265
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,481
- [Exhales]
- [Glass Squeaks]
266
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,607
He's been like this
for three days now.
267
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:23,849
They promised him he could stay in the lab
with his friends. So that's good. Right, buddy?
268
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,654
Creepy.
They're moving him tomorrow.
269
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,286
- What? Where?
- I think the basement.
270
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,489
Although there's
been talk of India.
271
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[Groans]
272
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,148
[Cell Phone Rings]
273
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,879
Hello? No, I can talk.
274
00:15:56,388 --> 00:16:00,051
- Phil thawed out? How?
- It's very technical.
275
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,905
- Is he okay?
- He's fine.
276
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,208
It's just...
something's not quite right.
277
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,512
Next we looked at methylthiazol-4,
which we assumed would-
278
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:29,520
- [Screams]
- [All Gasp]
279
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:34,924
So this thing with Phil making that stupid face
and yelling-They think it's distracting.
280
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,588
I guess in hindsight, they
shouldn't have vitrified his brains.
281
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,631
Look, I'm not gonna play
the blame game with you.
282
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:43,464
- The point is, they need you to let him go.
- What?
283
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,400
[Elevator Bell Dings]
284
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,069
- [Elevator Bell Dings]
- [Doors Close]
285
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:02,111
Have you been
avoiding me since...
286
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,712
you know, you held my hand?
287
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,224
No.
288
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,226
And-And I didn't hold your hand.
289
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:14,061
l-I held onto your hand
after you held my hand.
290
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:18,797
Oh, okay. That's how we're playing it?
We're gonna play it stupid?
291
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,637
Okay, honestly, l-
I don't know how it happened.
292
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,438
I do. I was standing
there like this.
293
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,480
And you took my hand
like this. And that's...
294
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,343
how it happened.
295
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,751
- Linda.
- Ted.
296
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,756
I used up my office affair.
297
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,416
What now?
298
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,427
You only get one.
Otherwise, you're that guy that sleeps around.
299
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,156
And about a year ago, I used mine.
300
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,858
Ted, that was
an excellent presentation.
301
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:51,664
Everything you said was
just so concise and exactly-
302
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,797
- [Door Closes]
- I think you and I should have sex.
303
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,340
If you want.
304
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:03,347
Look at me. I'm so nervous,
I'm shaking like a leaf.
305
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,782
- No-No, you're not.
- No. Is that a problem?
306
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,219
I don't get nervous. I try.
It just doesn't come out.
307
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,986
I guess that makes me...
vulnerable.
308
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,994
No, you're not vulnerable.
309
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:21,021
No. So, where does
that put us?
310
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,679
Ted, it's okay. Really.
l-I don't care.
311
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,716
- I work for you. It would be-
- [Elevator Bell Dings]
312
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:44,549
Besides, only an idiot would have
an affair with their boss.
313
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,627
Pretty girl...
314
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,603
although she makes a lot
of nonwork-related calls.
315
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,970
Which I think makes
her less attractive.
316
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,238
Listen, Veronica. About firing Phil,
I don't think we should rush into anything.
317
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,678
- You're right. Wait until the end of business Friday.
- [Elevator Bell Dings]
318
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,182
It'll be easier for payroll.
319
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,189
- You're kidding, right?
- No.
320
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,555
- You're kidding, right?
- No.
321
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,559
Now they want you
to fire Phil?
322
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,095
That's what
I'm supposed to do. Yep.
323
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,898
Do grown-ups even care
about right and wrong?
324
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:33,228
Did you brush your teeth?
325
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,830
Don't change the subject.
326
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,948
- Hello, Linda.
- Oh! Hi.
327
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:50,455
Did I surprise you? I didn't mean
to surprise you. I'm just a friendly person.
328
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,491
I didn't think
you knew my name.
329
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,789
Well, of course
I know your name.
330
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,489
I know a lot about you...
331
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:03,331
Linda Catherine
Zwordning- ling.
332
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,333
Zwordling.
333
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:10,307
Fine. You know your name
better than I do. Yea.
334
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,038
- Ted, I can't have you sleeping with Linda.
- What?
335
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,740
It could embarrass me.
Plus, I may not be done with you yet.
336
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,045
Hey, guys.
337
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:22,917
Hi, Phil. I hear you're blinking again.
Good for you.
338
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:26,480
- Why is he still here?
- Because, Veronica, I'm not firing him.
339
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:30,016
- But they want you to fire him.
- I don't care. It's just wrong.
340
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,188
So then you're saying no to them?
341
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,198
That's an interesting career choice.
342
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,461
Phil doesn't deserve
to be fired.
343
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,504
He's incredibly smart, he's hardworking.
He let us freeze him!
344
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,029
He's the last guy that deserves to be fired,
and I'm standing by him.
345
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,769
[Screams]
346
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,504
- Dude.
- [Stops]
347
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,605
- You're not helping me.
- Okay, I'll talk to them.
348
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,616
But what you're doing
is gonna hurt their feelings.
349
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:56,814
And when their feelings get hurt,
they hurt the ones they love.
350
00:20:56,888 --> 00:21:00,654
- And they love you, Ted.
- Well, then maybe I should talk to them.
351
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,661
No. They don't want to talk to you
when you're like this.
352
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:10,332
[Screams]
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