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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,599 Leaving big bags of drugs in other people's car seems to be all the rage these days. 2 00:00:09,597 --> 00:00:10,627 Bragi. 3 00:00:10,726 --> 00:00:11,815 Thanks to you and your little prank, 4 00:00:11,815 --> 00:00:13,494 I know where you live, I know where you work, 5 00:00:13,494 --> 00:00:15,303 I know who and what you are, 6 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,742 and if you mess with my little brother again, 7 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:17,821 I will mess you up in a hundred different ways 8 00:00:17,821 --> 00:00:19,690 I think you're a great guy, 9 00:00:19,689 --> 00:00:22,539 but I just don't see you... that way 10 00:00:22,597 --> 00:00:23,497 Do you know what I mean? 11 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:26,196 But I hope we can be friends. 12 00:00:26,204 --> 00:00:26,984 Sure. 13 00:00:28,932 --> 00:00:29,981 Food turns cold in my mouth. 14 00:00:29,981 --> 00:00:32,981 I live my whole life with everything chilled down to nothing. 15 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:34,569 Want a drink while you're hiding? 16 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:35,567 They're free. 17 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:36,467 Yeah. No shit? 18 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:39,206 I have powers. At least in here. 19 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:41,704 I think I love you. 20 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:52,836 Grandma. What the fuck are you doing? 21 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,330 They're just bloody stars. 22 00:00:58,329 --> 00:01:00,898 Now, get yourself inside, you old bat, 23 00:01:00,897 --> 00:01:02,437 before you catch your death of cold. 24 00:01:12,678 --> 00:01:13,948 Grammy? 25 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:38,929 I told you it wasn't one of my dreams. 26 00:01:38,928 --> 00:01:40,178 I believe you, Olaf. 27 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:41,877 It's a sign. 28 00:01:41,946 --> 00:01:43,576 A sign she was shit out of luck. 29 00:01:44,144 --> 00:01:46,114 Not funny, Anders. A woman died. 30 00:01:46,142 --> 00:01:47,682 oh come on, it is a little bit funny. 31 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:48,200 I mean 32 00:01:48,201 --> 00:01:50,511 what is the odds of death by meteor standing in your own lawn 33 00:01:51,119 --> 00:01:53,018 Which is why it's a sign. 34 00:01:53,017 --> 00:01:53,917 Of what? 35 00:01:54,986 --> 00:01:56,916 Of Frigg, of course. 36 00:01:57,614 --> 00:01:59,313 - You sure about this, Ingrid? - Oh, yes. 37 00:01:59,312 --> 00:02:00,912 How is some old bat in... 38 00:02:00,951 --> 00:02:01,711 Whangaparaoa. 39 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:04,579 ...being obliterated by space debris a Frigg sign? 40 00:02:04,578 --> 00:02:05,908 Look at her last name. 41 00:02:05,947 --> 00:02:06,907 Hanson. 42 00:02:07,346 --> 00:02:09,746 There were Hansons onboard the Hafting 43 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:10,683 when it brought the rulers of Asgard to New Zealand. 44 00:02:10,683 --> 00:02:12,252 Is this Hanson woman the Frigg? 45 00:02:12,252 --> 00:02:13,891 No. I don't think so. 46 00:02:13,891 --> 00:02:17,381 I'm pretty sure the sign is telling us to get to... 47 00:02:18,158 --> 00:02:18,918 Whangaparaoa. 48 00:02:19,117 --> 00:02:20,087 Pretty sure? 49 00:02:20,256 --> 00:02:23,156 We go to the funeral and find out. 50 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:23,923 Find out what? 51 00:02:23,923 --> 00:02:25,223 What the sign meant. 52 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:27,990 I feel very good about this. 53 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:30,020 Then go. Go to the funeral. 54 00:02:30,088 --> 00:02:31,917 If I take any more time off work, I'm going to get fired. 55 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:32,866 Oh, since when 56 00:02:32,866 --> 00:02:34,625 your little job is more important than our quest... 57 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,155 Michelle and Ingrid, you go. 58 00:02:36,453 --> 00:02:37,853 Goody. 59 00:02:38,622 --> 00:02:39,771 Mike, I'm questioning your commitment. 60 00:02:39,771 --> 00:02:41,550 Don't you want Axl to get his powers? 61 00:02:41,549 --> 00:02:42,808 All I'm saying is right now 62 00:02:42,809 --> 00:02:46,159 I can't afford the time to go racing off down country. 63 00:02:46,176 --> 00:02:47,486 Okay, you do what you do, and the rest of us will go. 64 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,124 Actually, I'll skip it too. 65 00:02:49,124 --> 00:02:50,294 Why? 66 00:02:50,363 --> 00:02:51,182 Axl's Odin. 67 00:02:51,182 --> 00:02:52,421 He doesn't need me to sort out his life. 68 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:53,950 Is it possible that you're even gloomier than usual, 69 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:55,860 or has Mike got to you? 70 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:57,638 You don't need me, 71 00:02:57,647 --> 00:02:59,256 and I have my own life to worry about. 72 00:02:59,256 --> 00:03:00,726 Fine, good luck with that. 73 00:03:00,895 --> 00:03:04,365 Now, there's one guy that needs to cheer the fuck up. 74 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:06,680 No, you can't. 75 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:07,379 Not today. 76 00:03:07,379 --> 00:03:08,228 I have a million things to do. 77 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,728 None of which are as important to you as I am. 78 00:03:10,727 --> 00:03:11,727 You have meetings. 79 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:14,226 And you will reschedule those meetings. 80 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,494 Anders, don't you dare do this. 81 00:03:16,692 --> 00:03:18,401 I love it when you nag me. 82 00:03:18,401 --> 00:03:19,331 Makes me kind of horny. 83 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:20,389 Disturbing, eh? 84 00:03:20,389 --> 00:03:22,128 Hold the fort,keep everyone happy and feed my fish. 85 00:03:22,128 --> 00:03:23,527 I don't have time to feed your fish today. 86 00:03:23,527 --> 00:03:25,947 And if you tidied the apartment, that'd be great. 87 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,164 My housekeeper kind of quit. 88 00:03:27,164 --> 00:03:28,533 What did you do to Mrs. Kwan? 89 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:30,112 Let's just say that she walked in at a bad time. 90 00:03:30,112 --> 00:03:32,162 I love your work, feed the fish. 91 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,329 Why the surfboard? 92 00:03:34,329 --> 00:03:37,569 Grandpa, there's no ocean within a hundred miles of where we're going. 93 00:03:37,796 --> 00:03:40,496 It's a road trip. You never know. 94 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:42,472 Back in the day, 95 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:45,862 the Viking berserkers would trip on mushrooms before going into battle. 96 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:46,870 Are we going into battle? 97 00:03:47,339 --> 00:03:49,198 Oh, it has that feel to it. 98 00:03:49,197 --> 00:03:50,167 You tripping on mushrooms,Granddad? 99 00:03:50,536 --> 00:03:52,266 Hard to say these days. 100 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:36,113 I think it committed suicide rather than live with the abuse. 101 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:43,047 Does that tend to work? 102 00:04:43,145 --> 00:04:45,375 No, but it makes you feel better. 103 00:04:47,712 --> 00:04:49,112 I see what you mean. 104 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:51,309 Look, I have to go now 105 00:04:51,309 --> 00:04:53,639 and try on the world's ugliest frock. 106 00:04:53,847 --> 00:04:55,007 If it's ugly, don't buy it. 107 00:04:55,376 --> 00:04:56,976 No choice. Bridesmaid's frock. 108 00:04:57,674 --> 00:04:59,334 So, you'll be alright here by yourself? 109 00:04:59,343 --> 00:05:00,773 I'll be back in, like, an hour. 110 00:05:00,782 --> 00:05:01,482 I'll manage. 111 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,771 You are the best friend a girl could have. 112 00:05:06,317 --> 00:05:08,767 Look at them, off to worship their god. 113 00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:12,264 If they only knew. 114 00:05:12,942 --> 00:05:14,612 So, how are we going to play this? 115 00:05:14,711 --> 00:05:18,581 I was thinking scope out the crowd, check out the Frigg possibilities 116 00:05:18,848 --> 00:05:20,818 unleash the beast. 117 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:23,714 What about her? 118 00:05:27,081 --> 00:05:28,081 Don't even joke. 119 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:31,320 It is said, I don't remember where, that she weeps. 120 00:05:31,388 --> 00:05:33,017 Olaf, we're at a funeral. 121 00:05:33,017 --> 00:05:34,987 That could cloud things. 122 00:05:35,155 --> 00:05:35,915 Oh, shit. 123 00:05:43,618 --> 00:05:45,218 They're not so useless after all. 124 00:05:45,337 --> 00:05:46,817 Who's that, dear? 125 00:05:47,316 --> 00:05:49,956 Behold the almighty gods. 126 00:05:50,623 --> 00:05:51,733 Which one's Odin? 127 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:54,731 Scared-looking one. 128 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:55,820 I thought he'd be more godly. 129 00:05:57,218 --> 00:05:58,387 We have to get out of here. 130 00:05:58,387 --> 00:05:59,387 Why? 131 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,286 What if she tries to kill me again? 132 00:06:01,355 --> 00:06:01,985 We're not doing that. 133 00:06:03,723 --> 00:06:04,423 Why not? 134 00:06:04,522 --> 00:06:06,022 Because it wouldn't be very godlike. 135 00:06:06,391 --> 00:06:08,021 Come on, Ingrid. 136 00:06:09,658 --> 00:06:11,028 Oh, shit, they're coming over. 137 00:06:27,385 --> 00:06:29,755 You should leave now, while you can. 138 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:32,721 Scary. 139 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:35,149 By the way I see it, this is not your quest, 140 00:06:35,149 --> 00:06:36,899 this is our quest, of which you have no part, 141 00:06:37,357 --> 00:06:40,257 so... you're the ones who need to leave. 142 00:06:40,295 --> 00:06:42,224 Bragi, god of talking crap. 143 00:06:42,223 --> 00:06:44,362 Sjofn, goddess who goes both ways. 144 00:06:44,361 --> 00:06:46,431 Currently the goddess who isn't going anywhere. 145 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,659 Are we meant to be scared off 146 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,058 because a minor goddess thrust her tits in our direction? 147 00:06:50,297 --> 00:06:54,037 Hi, I'm Olaf. Oracle. 148 00:06:54,693 --> 00:06:56,283 Oh. Ingrid. Also an oracle. 149 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,702 Don't be nice to them. 150 00:06:57,801 --> 00:06:58,400 Olaf. 151 00:06:58,401 --> 00:06:59,100 Why not? 152 00:06:59,100 --> 00:06:59,930 Because they're trying to kill me. 153 00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:01,678 Oh, no, no, we're not doing that anymore. 154 00:07:01,678 --> 00:07:03,557 Killing Odin won't do any good, 155 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,277 with earthquakes, eruptions, tidal waves, that kind of thing. 156 00:07:05,305 --> 00:07:07,305 - Really? - Brilliant. 157 00:07:07,364 --> 00:07:11,033 You're here to find Frigg, to turn her to your side. 158 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:11,831 Yes, we are. 159 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:15,170 Then I guess this goes one of two ways, kind of like you. 160 00:07:15,337 --> 00:07:17,737 Either you toddle off home like good girls... 161 00:07:17,766 --> 00:07:18,936 Never going to happen. 162 00:07:19,104 --> 00:07:20,864 or it's the best god wins. 163 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:28,288 Liftoff. 164 00:07:30,436 --> 00:07:31,406 Come on, Ingrid. 165 00:07:32,134 --> 00:07:33,674 Let's get on. Axl, you're up. 166 00:07:40,008 --> 00:07:42,238 It's what we in the trade call munted. 167 00:07:43,306 --> 00:07:44,936 Seriously, it'll be cheaper to get a new fridge. 168 00:07:45,344 --> 00:07:46,644 Oh, no. 169 00:07:46,973 --> 00:07:48,943 Why are you worried? It's his bloody fridge. 170 00:07:49,141 --> 00:07:51,011 Well, I feel responsible,that's all. 171 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:53,189 Well, you shouldn't, and you're not. 172 00:07:53,188 --> 00:07:54,878 And it's wrong of him to make you feel that way. 173 00:07:57,335 --> 00:07:58,775 How's the dress? 174 00:07:59,074 --> 00:08:00,244 Horrible. 175 00:08:00,912 --> 00:08:03,942 Then you better have a beer before they all get warm. 176 00:08:07,047 --> 00:08:10,117 O, Jesus, blest redeemer 177 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:13,645 Sent away from the heart of God 178 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:20,211 Hold us who wait before thee 179 00:08:20,607 --> 00:08:24,977 Near to the heart of God 180 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:33,080 Selma has gone to nearer to the heart of God, 181 00:08:33,607 --> 00:08:35,776 a place of comfort sweet. 182 00:08:35,775 --> 00:08:40,315 And for her it will be a happy place, I'm sure. 183 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:42,310 Angelica Hanson, 184 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:44,459 Selma's dearly beloved granddaughter, 185 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:48,318 will now share with us her memories of Selma. 186 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:51,414 Are you getting anything? 187 00:08:51,483 --> 00:08:53,622 When my brother Derrick called to say 188 00:08:53,621 --> 00:08:55,051 that Grammy had been killed by a meteorite, 189 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,550 I thought he was playing one of his jokes. 190 00:08:57,588 --> 00:09:00,607 It was only when I actually saw the crater for myself where Grammy used to be 191 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,185 that I knew it was real. 192 00:09:02,185 --> 00:09:05,794 But the one thing about that night that I'll always remember is 193 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:09,021 how I woke up and I went outside in my nightie, 194 00:09:09,019 --> 00:09:10,349 and I didn't know why. 195 00:09:11,857 --> 00:09:13,686 And then I saw a shooting star going over, 196 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:16,786 and so I made a wish on it just like Grammy taught us to. 197 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:24,670 How was I to know that it was the shooting star that would... 198 00:09:26,486 --> 00:09:28,086 Weep tick 199 00:09:41,674 --> 00:09:43,114 Why's he so important? 200 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,012 It's sort of cloudy. 201 00:09:44,012 --> 00:09:45,081 Well, what about her? 202 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:46,140 Her, not so much. 203 00:09:46,141 --> 00:09:47,271 Oh, come on, Olaf. 204 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,059 She did the weeping thing, she's beautiful, 205 00:09:49,058 --> 00:09:50,248 she... she... shit. 206 00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:51,747 Come on, Axl we're up. 207 00:09:52,845 --> 00:09:54,975 I'm very sorry for your loss. 208 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:55,613 Thank you. 209 00:09:55,613 --> 00:09:57,912 What you said before was just beautiful. 210 00:09:57,911 --> 00:09:59,111 Thank you. 211 00:09:59,180 --> 00:09:59,710 Didn't you think so? 212 00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:01,710 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great. 213 00:10:01,748 --> 00:10:06,047 Thank you. Are you coming up to the farm for the wake? 214 00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:06,744 Oh, yes. 215 00:10:06,745 --> 00:10:08,245 You try stopping us. 216 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:10,733 What a bitch! 217 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:13,281 She's my best friend. 218 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:16,180 But yeah, she is kind of a bitch. 219 00:10:16,347 --> 00:10:18,086 She steals your man and asks you to be the bridesmaid. 220 00:10:18,086 --> 00:10:20,956 Now, first of all, she didn't steal Stuart. 221 00:10:21,014 --> 00:10:22,654 He had already dumped me when they hooked up. 222 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,522 And second... I love weddings. 223 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,359 I know it sounds old-fashioned, 224 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:29,728 but I love the idea that a man and a woman... 225 00:10:29,727 --> 00:10:31,787 or two men or two women or so. 226 00:10:32,185 --> 00:10:37,085 I love that they're willing to stand up and say, "I love you" in front of all those people. 227 00:10:37,351 --> 00:10:40,081 I would go to a wedding every week if I could. 228 00:10:40,149 --> 00:10:41,918 Even though you're only ever the bridesmaid. 229 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,846 Hey, I am never only the bridesmaid. 230 00:10:43,846 --> 00:10:44,885 I am the best bridesmaid ever. 231 00:10:44,885 --> 00:10:48,055 When I bridesmaid, everything goes according to plan. 232 00:10:48,322 --> 00:10:49,792 Mm, even when the groom is your ex? 233 00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:51,561 I told you, I'm over him. 234 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,529 Seriously! I have no issues with Stuart. 235 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:57,197 I have many issues with the dress. 236 00:10:57,196 --> 00:10:58,656 The bridesmaid's dress. 237 00:10:59,254 --> 00:11:01,494 The only dress I'm ever likely to wear to a wedding. 238 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,492 That's so not true. 239 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:04,860 I should get back to the office. 240 00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:09,489 I've got a million things to do, like find Anders a new fridge. 241 00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:10,656 Ah, leave that with me. 242 00:11:10,725 --> 00:11:11,254 Will you? 243 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:14,125 Oh, fridges are my thing, like being a bridesmaid is, yours. 244 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,692 Wow, aren't we a pair? 245 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:18,360 Aren't we? 246 00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:26,025 How many women friends do you have? 247 00:11:26,093 --> 00:11:27,473 Don't know. 248 00:11:27,572 --> 00:11:30,132 Guess. And Valerie doesn't count. 249 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:31,370 Four or five. 250 00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:33,628 And how many of those are actually Valerie's friends 251 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,227 who you happen to get on with? 252 00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:36,666 What's your point, Ty? 253 00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,665 I have 19. 254 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,222 Good for you. 255 00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:44,160 And they're not just women I regard as a friend. 256 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:46,589 They're actual friends who call me and... 257 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:50,356 we have coffee and I give them advice and we talk. 258 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:52,564 We talk, Mike. 259 00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:55,702 Yeah, well, maybe you're one of those guys that gets on really well with women. 260 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,729 Do you know how many of these women I've either slept with 261 00:11:58,728 --> 00:12:00,228 or tried to sleep with? 262 00:12:00,397 --> 00:12:01,547 I'm guessing 19. 263 00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:03,364 And they're all still friends with me. 264 00:12:03,364 --> 00:12:05,833 Because I'm such a great guy. 265 00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:09,801 Look, Ty, I get that you're not happy with your lot, I truly do. 266 00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:11,769 No, I don't think you truly do, Mike. 267 00:12:12,237 --> 00:12:16,637 What happens to me 268 00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:17,894 if Axl finds Frigg and lo and behold we attain our glorious powers? 269 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,433 Don't go there. 270 00:12:19,602 --> 00:12:22,842 Behold, Hod, god of all things cold and dark. 271 00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,799 Well,there's a turn-on for the ladies. 272 00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,427 Hey, hey, I'm a winter god, too 273 00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:28,736 Of skiing! The cool bit of winter! 274 00:12:29,074 --> 00:12:32,174 Try not to think about this shit and live in the here and now. 275 00:12:32,242 --> 00:12:35,302 Yeah, well, in the here and in the now... 276 00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,869 I don't want 20 women friends. 277 00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:41,967 It's way too many for any self-respecting guy. 278 00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:43,974 Then do something about it. 279 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,507 What do you think they actually put in the casket? 280 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:54,804 Jesus, Anders! 281 00:12:54,804 --> 00:12:55,953 Seriously. She's already been cremated, 282 00:12:55,954 --> 00:12:56,844 why have a casket? 283 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:04,149 Uh, Anders, there's a very large man with the goddess. 284 00:13:04,147 --> 00:13:06,346 Don't worry about him. I'll deal with him. 285 00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:07,395 What about her? 286 00:13:08,714 --> 00:13:09,713 I'll deal with her. 287 00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:10,912 Thought you were dealing with the big guy. 288 00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:13,112 Axl. Work with me. 289 00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:29,055 If what we're both thinking is right, 290 00:13:29,055 --> 00:13:31,118 this could end very badly. 291 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:33,985 I have an idea. 292 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,080 Hi. 293 00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:43,847 Hello. 294 00:13:44,216 --> 00:13:46,086 Are you Thor? 295 00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:50,242 Do I know you? 296 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,551 No. 297 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,950 Sorry to trouble you. 298 00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:55,788 When's the wedding? 299 00:13:55,847 --> 00:13:57,447 Oh, we haven't set a date yet. 300 00:13:57,456 --> 00:13:59,056 Taking it slowly, that's wise. 301 00:14:00,154 --> 00:14:02,753 Sorry, um, need to steal these people. 302 00:14:02,752 --> 00:14:04,852 Love what you said in church, by the way. 303 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,750 It was beautiful. Come,dear. 304 00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:12,554 Sorry, who was Thor? 305 00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:15,624 The farmer guy. This farm. 306 00:14:15,892 --> 00:14:17,551 The brother. Angelica's brother. 307 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,619 Why are you even here? Why are we telling them? 308 00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:21,189 It kind of affects us all. 309 00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:23,326 Because he's Thor, god of war! 310 00:14:23,326 --> 00:14:23,955 So? 311 00:14:23,955 --> 00:14:25,755 Axl's Odin, he's not exactly terrifying. 312 00:14:25,854 --> 00:14:30,023 The thing about Thor is that traditionally he's barking mad. 313 00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:31,521 Usually really rather demented. 314 00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:32,508 We can deal with that. 315 00:14:32,509 --> 00:14:33,449 Tell me about the sister, 316 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,818 and if you say it's cloudy I will punch you in the nuts. 317 00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:37,326 Thor ahoy. 318 00:14:38,164 --> 00:14:40,824 Who are you people? Tell me! 319 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,029 I'm Baldr, reborn. 320 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,497 I am the goddess Sjofn. 321 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,296 Uh, Snotra. Hello. 322 00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:53,465 Goddesses? Don't trust them. 323 00:14:54,312 --> 00:14:55,061 I'm Bragi. 324 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,990 The poet? Poetry's for puffs. 325 00:14:58,988 --> 00:15:00,307 And you? 326 00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:02,297 Uh, I'm Odin, god of everything. 327 00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:07,363 No, seriously, he is. 328 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,060 He's returned? 329 00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:12,229 Yup. 330 00:15:19,392 --> 00:15:20,592 My Lord. 331 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,190 Sweet-ass, man. 332 00:15:26,287 --> 00:15:26,877 Well, believe it or not, 333 00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:29,647 there was actual food in Anders'freezer. 334 00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:31,784 Be a shame to let it go to waste. 335 00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:33,753 So, instead you decided to cook it. 336 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,550 I'm a good cook, actually. 337 00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:36,650 So I've heard. 338 00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:39,888 If you're going to be stuck here because of my dick brother, 339 00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:43,185 you should at least eat something. 340 00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:45,073 When I looked in Anders' freezer, 341 00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:46,652 there was nothing but vodka. 342 00:15:46,651 --> 00:15:48,871 Well, food was hidden, uh, 343 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,989 way at the back, behind the vodka. 344 00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:55,555 Is that the dress? 345 00:15:55,624 --> 00:15:56,224 Yeah. 346 00:15:58,022 --> 00:15:59,551 Can I see it? 347 00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,761 Depends on how good your cooking is. 348 00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:03,150 Okay. 349 00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:05,657 More goat kebabs, My lord Odin? 350 00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,026 No, I'm good, thanks,Derrick. 351 00:16:07,026 --> 00:16:09,135 Nonsense. Eat. 352 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,723 And call me Thor. 353 00:16:10,723 --> 00:16:12,553 Should you be talking like this with them around? 354 00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:13,640 What, mortals? 355 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,429 Who cares about them? 356 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:16,250 They know not to disturb Thor when he's at his high table. 357 00:16:16,288 --> 00:16:17,357 His high picnic table. 358 00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:19,258 It's a bloody table, isn't it? 359 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:22,946 So, um, getting back to the whole prophecy thing... 360 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,052 Odin will find his Frigg 361 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,662 and the full powers of Asgard will once again flow through our veins. 362 00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,289 Tell us about your sister. 363 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,527 Angelica? She's not Frigg. 364 00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,523 But she's your sister. 365 00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:38,661 Yeah. 366 00:16:38,661 --> 00:16:39,191 And you're a god, 367 00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:39,960 therefore 368 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,090 I'm adopted, dickhead. 369 00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:43,259 Someone adopted me when my parents cacked it. 370 00:16:43,397 --> 00:16:46,426 I only found out I was a god from this one-armed guy in prison. 371 00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:48,155 He turned out to be the god Tyr. 372 00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:52,003 He explained a lot about what had been happening to me since I turned 21 373 00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,921 and started doing my Thor shit. 374 00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:57,458 They all think I'm barking mad, but... 375 00:16:57,966 --> 00:16:59,216 we're no different,eh? 376 00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:01,333 So, you're saying 377 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,932 we can rule her out of any Frigg possibility. 378 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,170 Are you deaf as well as stupid, poet? 379 00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:10,209 Forget about Angelica. She's as much a goddess as this fucking table. 380 00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:13,306 It's my daughter you're after. 381 00:17:14,363 --> 00:17:16,503 There's your goddess Frigg. 382 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,399 Delphine, the fruit of my loins. 383 00:17:25,235 --> 00:17:27,274 No one ever said that when you found her she'd be drop-dead gorgeous. 384 00:17:27,273 --> 00:17:28,272 You did! 385 00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:28,873 When? 386 00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:29,561 All the times 387 00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:32,032 you had me testing every bloody hot blunt object in the fire. 388 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:34,649 Well, now here she is, 389 00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:36,738 a nice... plain Kiwi chick. 390 00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:38,436 Goddesses come in all forms, Axl. 391 00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:40,234 Find the beauty within. 392 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:40,932 Who knows? 393 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,442 Maybe she's a firecracker in the sack. 394 00:17:42,442 --> 00:17:46,235 Look,the important thing is, Axl, is that you need to do the business 395 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,439 and get our powers back. 396 00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:48,906 Then you can give her the flip 397 00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:51,207 because... you're Odin. 398 00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:02,469 We just, uh... family stuff. 399 00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:04,506 You talk family stuff in the bach? 400 00:18:05,504 --> 00:18:06,464 Sometimes. 401 00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:09,172 Must be an Auckland thing. 402 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,369 I need Odin, alone. 403 00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:13,438 Uh, you know, Derrick, we tend to roll as a group... 404 00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:14,017 Just for the night, 405 00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,606 so a father can get to know his future son. 406 00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:17,444 Actually, we didn't plan on staying... 407 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,043 I've secured you rooms at the Whangaparaoa Motor Lodge. 408 00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:22,982 I sent the goddesses ahead to warm your beds. 409 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,479 Come on, My Lord. 410 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,679 We shall walk. 411 00:18:27,846 --> 00:18:29,345 Having second thoughts here. 412 00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:31,344 Don't be such a girly blouse. 413 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,684 Don't you dare laugh. 414 00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:40,707 Ouch. 415 00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:41,446 Oh, don't. 416 00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:45,036 You need to find a new BFF on the grounds of mental cruelty. 417 00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:48,721 It is a truly awful dress, right? 418 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,450 Truly... truly. 419 00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,179 That apparently sets off the wedding dress. 420 00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,518 Stuart has no problem marrying a woman with no... 421 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,125 visible taste? 422 00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:58,384 He seems very happy. 423 00:18:59,122 --> 00:19:00,852 You are so lucky he dumped you. 424 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,320 You are the best friend a girl could have. 425 00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:07,388 Yeah, I've been told. 426 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,416 I need to get out of this thing. 427 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,685 And I need to shoot through,find Anders a new fridge. 428 00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,482 Oh, you are a saint. 429 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:15,650 Close. 430 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,650 Shouldn't you be warming my bed? 431 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,757 You want living proof of why we're trying to stop you? 432 00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:36,054 Thor. 433 00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:39,063 Feeling powerless must really piss you off. 434 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:40,940 Oh, and you must be so happy 435 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:44,059 leaving Axl up there all alone to screw things up. 436 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,897 As long as screwing's involved, I'm happy. 437 00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:47,616 I don't see that happening... 438 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:51,195 given how your boy almost burst into tears when he clapped eyes on the alluring Delphine. 439 00:19:51,262 --> 00:19:52,521 Time will tell. 440 00:19:52,521 --> 00:19:53,481 It will. 441 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,360 Fancy a drink while it does? 442 00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,598 So, you... you farm goats? 443 00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:00,325 That's pretty out there. 444 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,495 Easiest bloody thing in the world to farm, eat any shit. 445 00:20:03,592 --> 00:20:04,632 Fucking rabbits are the problem. 446 00:20:04,691 --> 00:20:06,331 Bloody root bags. . 447 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,900 Delphine.She's the wind beneath my wings,you know. 448 00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:11,857 Sure. 449 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:16,034 So, how am I meant to know you're on the level, 450 00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,582 that you're actually even Odin, 451 00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:19,921 not just some... rabbit looking to get your end away? 452 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,229 Yeah, well, how am I meant to know you're actually even Thor? 453 00:20:29,902 --> 00:20:32,052 I fucking hate rabbits. 454 00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:44,513 So, before I grant you access to my beautiful daughter's holy of holies, 455 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,631 I need to know that you're the real deal. 456 00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:01,698 Holy shit. 457 00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:17,436 Sorry. 458 00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:20,444 I doubted the word of Odin. 459 00:21:20,503 --> 00:21:22,842 I paid the price. 460 00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:25,471 Time you met the daughter. 461 00:21:34,412 --> 00:21:35,672 My Lord Odin. 462 00:21:40,277 --> 00:21:42,856 I'll leave you two to get to know each other. 463 00:21:42,855 --> 00:21:45,445 I'm making stew for afters. 464 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,139 Would My Lord like a refreshment? 465 00:21:52,148 --> 00:21:53,988 Oh, shit, yeah. 466 00:22:00,482 --> 00:22:01,882 you want one? 467 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:07,377 How would My Lord like... 468 00:22:07,386 --> 00:22:11,385 The first thing My Lord would like is for you to stop calling him My Lord. 469 00:22:11,383 --> 00:22:12,553 My name's Axl. 470 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:35,267 Did you know that this motor lodge has got a hot pool? 471 00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:36,804 I didn't know. 472 00:22:36,804 --> 00:22:38,593 I can also tell you where the laundry is 473 00:22:38,592 --> 00:22:41,282 and that valuables can be stored in the safe at the office 474 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,459 and where to assemble in case of fire. 475 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,638 Over there. 476 00:22:44,707 --> 00:22:46,947 All good stuff to know. 477 00:22:47,106 --> 00:22:48,636 I'm Snotra, goddess of prudence. 478 00:22:49,004 --> 00:22:52,534 I always thought prudence was, like, being tight-ass with money. 479 00:22:53,201 --> 00:22:55,651 It's really about knowing stuff 480 00:22:55,659 --> 00:22:58,099 and being prepared,planning ahead. 481 00:22:58,936 --> 00:23:00,976 I have vodka. 482 00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:03,175 Tell me more about the hot pool. 483 00:23:03,243 --> 00:23:05,173 It's hot. And I have vodka. 484 00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:09,210 I'm sorry. 485 00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:10,638 It's okay. 486 00:23:11,137 --> 00:23:12,706 I'm not usually a crybaby, 487 00:23:12,706 --> 00:23:15,445 but this is such a big thing for my dad 488 00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,204 and it's so hard to say no to him. 489 00:23:17,242 --> 00:23:19,541 Not only because he's the god of war. 490 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,910 I can see that. 491 00:23:22,508 --> 00:23:24,078 His powers are awesome, eh? 492 00:23:24,147 --> 00:23:27,017 I pity any rabbit who crosses his path. 493 00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:30,504 But you're Odin. You're,like, heaps more powerful than him. 494 00:23:30,582 --> 00:23:32,812 Apparently. 495 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,348 And you're Frigg. 496 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:37,118 I'm daddy's special goddess. 497 00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:48,981 He's never really been clear on which one I am, until now. 498 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:52,447 So how did you find out you were Odin? 499 00:23:52,545 --> 00:23:54,915 On my 21st. After the lightning hit me. 500 00:23:55,712 --> 00:23:57,352 Awesome. 501 00:23:58,111 --> 00:23:59,481 What happened to you on your 21st? 502 00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:01,348 Is it the same for goddesses? 503 00:24:01,348 --> 00:24:02,278 I got Clomid and 504 00:24:02,287 --> 00:24:04,147 spewed in the cab back after the happenning 505 00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:07,515 No lightning bolts from above ? 506 00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:09,683 Everything went a bit spinny. 507 00:24:10,751 --> 00:24:11,651 Right. 508 00:24:13,649 --> 00:24:15,849 And then I got pregnant. 509 00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:19,646 You're pregnant? You don't look pregnant. 510 00:24:19,684 --> 00:24:22,314 I only turned 21 six weeks ago. 511 00:24:22,322 --> 00:24:26,422 Is that a problem with you and me hooking up as god and goddess? 512 00:24:27,288 --> 00:24:29,058 Yeah, I think it might be. 513 00:24:31,924 --> 00:24:34,164 Shit, I am useless 514 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,461 You get the feeling they don't like us? 515 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,259 You. They don't like you. 516 00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:53,988 They sense I'm a god. They're jealous. 517 00:24:53,987 --> 00:24:55,687 No, they sense you're a prick. 518 00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:57,156 That's not very nice, 519 00:24:57,225 --> 00:24:59,225 especially after I bought you a glass of the house white. 520 00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:01,422 Got any cocaine to go with it? 521 00:25:01,422 --> 00:25:03,861 That's more your department as a medical professional. 522 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:04,839 Tell me, do you tend to scare more 523 00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:06,258 patients to death than you save? 524 00:25:06,258 --> 00:25:08,497 I try to avoid patients when possible. 525 00:25:08,496 --> 00:25:09,426 So needy. 526 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,892 To me, you seem like a cheap children's party magician. 527 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,490 I see them, in the kids' ward, 528 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:21,828 harassing the poor little bastards with their repertoire of less-than-amazing tricks. 529 00:25:21,826 --> 00:25:23,795 You're the god equivalent of them. 530 00:25:23,794 --> 00:25:24,694 Harsh. 531 00:25:24,763 --> 00:25:26,393 Talking some bimbo into spreading her legs. 532 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:28,832 Aweinspiring. 533 00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:31,728 Do you do balloon animals as well? 534 00:25:31,728 --> 00:25:34,367 The mythologies describe you as a minor goddess. 535 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,436 So you're not exactly one to talk, are you? 536 00:25:37,813 --> 00:25:41,132 Myths are there to be rewritten aren't they? 537 00:25:41,131 --> 00:25:43,161 You're telling the story. 538 00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,119 Look at our history. 539 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,067 Every stupid decision that got us where we are today, 540 00:25:48,065 --> 00:25:50,844 as far from Asgard as it is possible to fall, 541 00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:52,403 made by gods. 542 00:25:52,432 --> 00:25:53,401 Not by this god. 543 00:25:53,401 --> 00:25:54,571 My point exactly.  544 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:57,189 If only the old gods had worked with us goddesses, 545 00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,197 even the minor ones, 546 00:25:59,197 --> 00:26:01,746 instead of always doing the dirty on us, 547 00:26:01,745 --> 00:26:03,934 things could be very different, 548 00:26:03,933 --> 00:26:04,663 don't you think? 549 00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:11,440 The trouble with goddesses is you can't trust them. 550 00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:13,667 Trust can be earned, Anders. 551 00:26:14,265 --> 00:26:17,105 Starting with another glass of the house white. 552 00:26:19,401 --> 00:26:22,570 They so don't get what it is to be an oracle. 553 00:26:22,569 --> 00:26:23,709 Oh yeah. 554 00:26:23,768 --> 00:26:26,607 I mean, it's not like it's an exact science. 555 00:26:26,606 --> 00:26:27,396 Exactly! 556 00:26:27,405 --> 00:26:31,635 And is there ever any gratitude when we do get it right? 557 00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:33,941 I never seem to get it right. 558 00:26:38,836 --> 00:26:42,546 Well, there isn't. And it makes me want to scream. 559 00:26:42,773 --> 00:26:45,012 Usually when it gets too much, 560 00:26:45,011 --> 00:26:47,481 I get wasted and go surfing. 561 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,239 I can't surf. 562 00:26:49,438 --> 00:26:51,078 I can teach you. 563 00:26:51,147 --> 00:26:53,157 That's be so cool. 564 00:26:54,974 --> 00:26:56,303 Until then, 565 00:26:56,303 --> 00:26:58,422 we're just going to 566 00:26:58,421 --> 00:27:01,341 have to get wasted. 567 00:27:01,379 --> 00:27:03,019 Oh drugs. 568 00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:06,317 I can do bad things on drugs. 569 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,144 So I'm at work, right? 570 00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:12,153 And this courier turns up bearing these. 571 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,440 They're tickets. 572 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,748 They were sent to me by a woman. 573 00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:17,147 Go you. Who is she? 574 00:27:17,216 --> 00:27:19,246 Not important. Look at what the ticket's for. 575 00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,483 Sing-a-long A Sound Of Music. 576 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:24,252 Is that like the movie? 577 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:26,350 The Sing-a-long Sound Of Music, Mike, 578 00:27:26,349 --> 00:27:29,388 is a bunch of people dressed up like nuns and Nazis 579 00:27:29,387 --> 00:27:31,417 in a theatre singing along. 580 00:27:32,415 --> 00:27:34,245 It's the gayest thing ever. 581 00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:36,623 Well, maybe she likes that sort of thing. 582 00:27:36,681 --> 00:27:38,320 But what makes her think I like that sort of thing? 583 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,419 I don't know. Ask her, not me 584 00:27:40,418 --> 00:27:43,288 I mean, it's great that she wants to go out with me. 585 00:27:43,486 --> 00:27:44,716 But to this? 586 00:27:45,814 --> 00:27:47,814 What message is she sending? 587 00:27:48,922 --> 00:27:51,212 Have I gone beyond being a friend to being a. 588 00:27:52,919 --> 00:27:53,709 you know. 589 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,487 Gay friend? 590 00:27:57,225 --> 00:27:58,115 Yes. 591 00:27:58,904 --> 00:28:02,254 Oh, but how do you broach that question with a woman? 592 00:28:02,821 --> 00:28:04,710 Don't know. 593 00:28:04,710 --> 00:28:06,589 Just come straight out with it. 594 00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:10,998 I'm sorry, but... enjoy. 595 00:28:12,354 --> 00:28:13,663 His name's Ross. 596 00:28:13,663 --> 00:28:16,022 He's a sheep milker down the valley. 597 00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:19,161 He's so choice and I love saying his name. 598 00:28:19,328 --> 00:28:20,788 Ross. 599 00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:23,526 Ross. 600 00:28:25,224 --> 00:28:26,124 Awesome. 601 00:28:26,193 --> 00:28:28,223 Isn't it? 602 00:28:31,219 --> 00:28:33,069 Does your dad know about this? 603 00:28:33,197 --> 00:28:35,157 Fuck no. He'd kill me. 604 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:36,725 Okay. 605 00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:40,324 Actually, he'd kill Ross first, then me. 606 00:28:40,392 --> 00:28:42,862 Which is why I haven't told him. 607 00:28:44,429 --> 00:28:45,959 We could say it's yours 608 00:28:48,366 --> 00:28:49,466 Why? 609 00:28:49,825 --> 00:28:52,545 So that dad doesn't kill Ross, or me 610 00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:54,661 I don't think that'll work. 611 00:28:54,661 --> 00:28:56,031 Why not? 612 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,380 No offense, 613 00:28:57,389 --> 00:28:59,959 but I don't want to stick around and raise someone else's kid with you. 614 00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:00,926 Yeah, no offense, 615 00:29:00,926 --> 00:29:01,966 I don't actually find you attractive. 616 00:29:01,995 --> 00:29:03,654 Not compared to Ross. 617 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:06,043 And besides, dad says gods never stay around anyway 618 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,061 'cause gods do what gods have to do. 619 00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,870 Hence you not having a mum around 620 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:12,269 Mum's dead, actually. 621 00:29:13,137 --> 00:29:14,137 Shit. 622 00:29:14,635 --> 00:29:15,445 Sorry. 623 00:29:16,034 --> 00:29:19,744 She died in a tragic accident when I was way young. 624 00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:21,100 Right. 625 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,199 Just out of interest, 626 00:29:23,199 --> 00:29:26,138 which goddess was she? 627 00:29:26,136 --> 00:29:27,336 Mum? 628 00:29:27,405 --> 00:29:28,464 Yeah. 629 00:29:28,465 --> 00:29:29,654 She wasn't a goddess. 630 00:29:29,654 --> 00:29:32,233 She worked on the line at the freezing works before it shut down. 631 00:29:32,232 --> 00:29:35,002 She and dad met slaughtering. 632 00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:36,169 She wasn't an actual goddess? 633 00:29:36,169 --> 00:29:38,629 He's an actual god. Does it matter? 634 00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:41,127 Actually, it's kind of important to my whole prophecy thing. 635 00:29:41,175 --> 00:29:45,174 Yeah, well, me hooking up with a god is real important to my dad 636 00:29:45,172 --> 00:29:48,142 so what say you just play along for a bit 637 00:29:48,619 --> 00:29:49,818 Say the kid's yours until me 638 00:29:49,818 --> 00:29:52,078 and Ross can shoot through to the south island. 639 00:29:53,445 --> 00:29:56,944 That way dad doesn't kill Ross, 640 00:29:56,943 --> 00:29:58,543 me or you. 641 00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:01,611 What do you recon? 642 00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:17,939 I been waiting... for the god power to surge through my veins. 643 00:30:18,006 --> 00:30:19,885 Yeah, about that. 644 00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:24,005 Uh, me and Delphine have decided to take things slowly. 645 00:30:25,371 --> 00:30:26,641 You what? 646 00:30:27,109 --> 00:30:32,208 This is such an important meeting of our two god-like families, 647 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,924 so we need to take things, 648 00:30:34,923 --> 00:30:36,282 you know, 649 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:37,302 slowly. 650 00:30:37,411 --> 00:30:38,670 I've given you my permission. 651 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,010 You can do what you want to the girl 652 00:30:40,019 --> 00:30:41,248 as long as it gets us our powers back. 653 00:30:41,248 --> 00:30:43,778 I don't think it works like that 654 00:30:44,216 --> 00:30:45,375 The way I see it, 655 00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,934 this is a race of men and a race of gods 656 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,803 and we must ascend. 657 00:30:49,842 --> 00:30:51,882 And I'm sure that'll happen. 658 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,459 And me and Delph have made a connection 659 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,977 which I'm sure over time will grow. 660 00:30:56,976 --> 00:31:00,116 You just can't expect it all to happen overnight. 661 00:31:00,144 --> 00:31:01,573 If you were a true god, 662 00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:03,883 it would happen on the table in front of my eyes. 663 00:31:06,149 --> 00:31:08,558 Okay, that's not really good parenting, Derrick. 664 00:31:08,557 --> 00:31:09,777 My name is Thor! 665 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,815 Okay, and I need to get back to my family now. 666 00:31:11,815 --> 00:31:14,254 The gods brought you to this for a reason 667 00:31:14,253 --> 00:31:16,613 And until you come through on that reason,you're not going anywhere. 668 00:31:16,681 --> 00:31:19,881 I refuse to be a fucking goat refuse to be a fucking goat farmer for the rest of my life! 669 00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:23,546 Stew's ready 670 00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:30,052 Oh! Sorry, I wasn't expecting there'd be anyone here. 671 00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:31,850 Just picking up the munted fridge 672 00:31:32,189 --> 00:31:35,089 Yay. I couldn't remember if I'd fed the fish. 673 00:31:36,685 --> 00:31:39,085 Did you get the tickets? 674 00:31:39,183 --> 00:31:39,983 I did. 675 00:31:40,422 --> 00:31:41,152 Bit of a cheap, really. 676 00:31:41,222 --> 00:31:43,321 We're doing the publicity for it, 677 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,480 so they were free, 678 00:31:44,489 --> 00:31:47,049 but I'd love to have someone to go with. 679 00:31:49,356 --> 00:31:51,286 You're already going, aren't you? 680 00:31:51,554 --> 00:31:53,654 And I've made things awkward. 681 00:31:55,990 --> 00:31:58,749 Dawn... why would you think that dressing up 682 00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:01,728 and singing along to the Sound of bloody Music is my cup of tea? 683 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:04,256 Oh, well, you don't have to dress up if you don't want to. 684 00:32:04,294 --> 00:32:05,423 I mean, at all. 685 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:09,222 Why? What is it about me that makes you think that I'm... 686 00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:09,860 you know. 687 00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:11,959 Oh no. 688 00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:13,388 Oh no what? 689 00:32:13,497 --> 00:32:14,896 Anders warned me that you'd 690 00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:16,395 What about Anders? 691 00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:17,794 Well, when he told me. 692 00:32:17,793 --> 00:32:18,793 Told you what? 693 00:32:20,092 --> 00:32:22,592 So if you could do it all again, that'd be great. 694 00:32:24,328 --> 00:32:26,227 Why aren't you nice to me like your brother? 695 00:32:26,227 --> 00:32:28,457 Do you have "feelings" for him? 696 00:32:28,525 --> 00:32:29,255 No. 697 00:32:29,494 --> 00:32:30,243 That's okay, Dawn. 698 00:32:30,244 --> 00:32:32,624 Plenty of women have made the same mistake before you. 699 00:32:32,632 --> 00:32:33,632 What mistake? 700 00:32:33,831 --> 00:32:35,460 Let's just say that Ty has a lot of women friends. 701 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:37,259 No way. 702 00:32:37,258 --> 00:32:38,157 Look at the evidence, Dawn: 703 00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:39,047 he goes to the gym, 704 00:32:39,047 --> 00:32:39,786 he dresses neatly, 705 00:32:39,786 --> 00:32:41,565 his place is fiendishly tidy, 706 00:32:41,565 --> 00:32:42,454 he's a great cook 707 00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:44,523 and, yeah, it's true, he never has a girlfriend 708 00:32:44,523 --> 00:32:46,892 yet he has lots of women friends who think that he's amazing. 709 00:32:46,891 --> 00:32:48,560 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. 710 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,489 He'll deny it, 711 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:53,029 but Ty isn't waiting to come out of the closet, he is the closet. 712 00:32:53,496 --> 00:32:55,766 No, I'm not gay. 713 00:32:55,964 --> 00:32:58,034 That's okay. There's really nothing wrong with being gay. 714 00:32:58,062 --> 00:33:00,571 I am not gay. I never have been, never will be. 715 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:02,060 Anders was lying to you. 716 00:33:02,069 --> 00:33:02,968 Why would he do that? 717 00:33:02,968 --> 00:33:04,937 Because he knows you're a woman I could fall for in a really big way 718 00:33:04,937 --> 00:33:06,056 and that pisses him off 719 00:33:06,056 --> 00:33:07,466 because he wants you all to himself. 720 00:33:11,732 --> 00:33:14,002 I have to go. 721 00:33:14,999 --> 00:33:18,839 I have a wedding dinner... pre-wedding thing. 722 00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:26,691 You keep using the word "we" 723 00:33:26,690 --> 00:33:28,649 when you're abusing me and my family, 724 00:33:28,649 --> 00:33:31,199 but who is this "we" that you keep talking about? 725 00:33:31,207 --> 00:33:33,477 I'm sure there's not just you and Snotty. 726 00:33:34,174 --> 00:33:35,004 Snotra. 727 00:33:35,074 --> 00:33:37,974 That's the worst goddess name ever. 728 00:33:38,671 --> 00:33:41,970 We are a group of like-minded beings. 729 00:33:41,968 --> 00:33:43,938 But not all that like-minded is what I'm hearing. 730 00:33:47,474 --> 00:33:49,514 I'm busy now, Dawn, so whatever it is you're doing... 731 00:33:49,522 --> 00:33:50,442 You wanker. 732 00:33:50,542 --> 00:33:51,702 Ty? 733 00:33:51,711 --> 00:33:52,570 Why did you do it? 734 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:53,279 Why are you in my house? 735 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,910 Why did you tell her I was gay? 736 00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:56,837 Who? 737 00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:57,806 You know who. 738 00:33:57,806 --> 00:33:58,536 I tell everyone you're gay. 739 00:33:59,075 --> 00:34:00,774 Dawn! You told her I was gay 740 00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:01,914 Aren't you? 741 00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,102 You know I'm not! 742 00:34:03,102 --> 00:34:04,331 You might as well be, for all the use you are to women. 743 00:34:04,331 --> 00:34:04,940 Why are we talking about this? 744 00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:07,779 Because you have no fucking right interfering in my life! 745 00:34:07,778 --> 00:34:09,058 I know. I do it because I can 746 00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:09,576 and because it's fun. 747 00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:10,947 Fuck you, Anders! 748 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:11,945 You called just to tell me that? 749 00:34:11,945 --> 00:34:13,645 A text would have been quicker. 750 00:34:13,714 --> 00:34:15,014 God, you're a dick! 751 00:34:15,382 --> 00:34:16,712 But at least I'm a god. 752 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:35,049 Did I forget the fish? 753 00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:37,177 Don't worry about the fish. I'll deal with the fish. 754 00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:42,014 Right. Okay. What you said before... 755 00:34:42,012 --> 00:34:43,511 I'm not gay. 756 00:34:43,511 --> 00:34:46,721 About me being the woman you could fall for in a really big way 757 00:34:48,017 --> 00:34:50,487 It wasn't a heat-of-the- moment thing, was it? 758 00:34:50,545 --> 00:34:52,004 No. 759 00:34:52,004 --> 00:34:54,904 I mean, it came out in the heat of the moment, 760 00:34:54,912 --> 00:34:57,812 but it had occurred to me ages ago. 761 00:34:59,878 --> 00:35:02,818 I figured out a while ago that you were special too. 762 00:35:04,414 --> 00:35:05,483 By special, do you mean... 763 00:35:05,484 --> 00:35:07,884 Not in a gay way! So not gay. 764 00:35:12,818 --> 00:35:15,458 I don't want to be your friend, Dawn. 765 00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:19,895 I've got way too many friends. 766 00:36:13,761 --> 00:36:16,030 There's a wee problem with the motor lodge. 767 00:36:16,029 --> 00:36:16,829 What? 768 00:36:16,998 --> 00:36:18,097 We all kind of got kicked out. 769 00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:20,497 But we weren't even here. 770 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,315 But someone was being bad. 771 00:36:23,133 --> 00:36:24,963 Damn cried the fantail 772 00:36:25,032 --> 00:36:28,532 As he flew into,as he flew into the sky 773 00:36:29,499 --> 00:36:30,969 Where the fuck are we meant to sleep? 774 00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:33,837 Well, on the ground. See? 775 00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:38,462 Have you done the deed yet? 776 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:39,532 You have to get me out of here. 777 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,530 Oh, come on. She can't be that bad. 778 00:36:41,529 --> 00:36:42,999 Anders, she's not the Frigg. 779 00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:43,997 Are you sure? 780 00:36:43,997 --> 00:36:46,297 Yes. And he's a mad man who wants to kill me. 781 00:36:46,365 --> 00:36:48,404 And you remember what happens to you if I die, right? 782 00:36:48,404 --> 00:36:49,704 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 783 00:36:49,973 --> 00:36:51,402 I had a good feeling about this. 784 00:36:51,402 --> 00:36:52,001 Anders! 785 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,100 Hey, don't get your knickers in a twist. We're coming. 786 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,469 Oh, dear. So she's not the Frigg after all. 787 00:36:55,468 --> 00:36:56,308 What a shame. 788 00:36:56,408 --> 00:36:58,207 Come on, you. Wild goose chase. 789 00:36:58,206 --> 00:37:00,006 We're out of here. Up you get. 790 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,119 You alright? 791 00:37:20,119 --> 00:37:21,519 Bit of a dodgy tummy 792 00:37:22,258 --> 00:37:25,058 Goat. Not everyone's cup of tea. 793 00:37:26,784 --> 00:37:29,454 So you want to tell me the real problem? 794 00:37:29,922 --> 00:37:32,792 My daughter not good enough for the Lord High Odin? 795 00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:34,729 No, it's not that. 796 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:36,358 Delphie's a good girl. 797 00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:39,495 I know she is. 798 00:37:39,554 --> 00:37:42,154 Then what's your fucking problem? 799 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,659 She's not a goddess,therefore... 800 00:37:47,658 --> 00:37:49,327 She's the daughter of a god. 801 00:37:49,327 --> 00:37:50,657 That makes her a goddess in my book 802 00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:53,794 Thor, me and Delphine hooking up is not going to get you your powers. 803 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:54,932 It might. 804 00:37:54,932 --> 00:37:56,931 It won't. That's not the way it works. 805 00:37:56,931 --> 00:37:58,661 What do you know? You don't know bloody anything. 806 00:37:58,929 --> 00:38:01,129 You're off your head, I know that much. 807 00:38:02,137 --> 00:38:03,166 What did you say? 808 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:04,235 Daddy, don't. 809 00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:05,635 What did you say to me? 810 00:38:39,368 --> 00:38:41,068 You little bastard! 811 00:38:41,137 --> 00:38:42,267 Daddy, don't kill him! 812 00:38:42,336 --> 00:38:43,466 He's nice! 813 00:38:47,801 --> 00:38:50,301 Daddy, stop it! Run! 814 00:39:01,441 --> 00:39:02,440 Bring back my hammer! 815 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,469 Yeah, like that's going to happen. 816 00:39:03,469 --> 00:39:05,739 Dad, there are things you need to know! 817 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,476 Give me my hammer, boy. 818 00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:08,545 I'm Odin, not boy. 819 00:39:08,545 --> 00:39:11,314 Derrick, killing Odin is a really bad idea. 820 00:39:11,313 --> 00:39:12,643 My name is Thor! 821 00:39:12,712 --> 00:39:14,611 Whatever. You need to know if you kill Odin... 822 00:39:14,611 --> 00:39:16,311 Fool me not with your words,poet! 823 00:39:17,978 --> 00:39:19,548 Leave my brother alone. 824 00:39:21,046 --> 00:39:21,936 Yeah, that's right. 825 00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:24,475 You saw what I did to that goat, remember? 826 00:39:24,513 --> 00:39:25,152 What goat? 827 00:39:25,152 --> 00:39:25,941 Not now, Anders. 828 00:39:25,942 --> 00:39:27,051 Please don't kill him. 829 00:39:27,051 --> 00:39:29,081 He only does this stuff because he loves me. 830 00:39:29,509 --> 00:39:31,579 And that's good, mostly. 831 00:39:31,647 --> 00:39:33,846 But I'm Odin and I'm in charge here. 832 00:39:33,846 --> 00:39:36,655 Not just because I've got your hammer. 833 00:39:36,654 --> 00:39:38,153 But because I'm Odin, 834 00:39:38,152 --> 00:39:40,782 which makes me boss, right? 835 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,710 And what we're going to do is this,Thor. 836 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:46,447 Me and Delphine, not going to happen ' 837 00:39:46,446 --> 00:39:48,175 cause Frigg is my destiny 838 00:39:48,175 --> 00:39:49,905 and Delphine is a really nice girl 839 00:39:49,913 --> 00:39:50,972 but she's not Frigg. 840 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,811 She's a goddess. That's good enough. 841 00:39:52,811 --> 00:39:55,551 No, she's not. And no, it isn't. 842 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:58,348 And you've got to stop trying to mate her off with other gods 843 00:39:58,347 --> 00:39:59,447 'cause that's just disturbing. 844 00:40:00,085 --> 00:40:03,115 She's mortal and she needs a mortal bloke, 845 00:40:03,882 --> 00:40:06,311 like Ross, the sheep milker. 846 00:40:06,311 --> 00:40:07,321 But he's a simpleton. 847 00:40:08,089 --> 00:40:09,148 He's a good man 848 00:40:09,148 --> 00:40:09,848 and I love him 849 00:40:09,858 --> 00:40:12,148 and I'm going to have his baby. 850 00:40:13,085 --> 00:40:15,425 Thor, hey, over here. Look at me. 851 00:40:18,921 --> 00:40:21,131 That is a great thing, right ? 852 00:40:23,517 --> 00:40:25,198 It's a bloody miracle. 853 00:40:25,198 --> 00:40:26,726 Never thought she'd land anyone. 854 00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:28,454 Dad. 855 00:40:30,122 --> 00:40:32,182 Then Odin has spoken. 856 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,090 We're all cool. 857 00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:37,057 Me and my brother are going to leave now, 858 00:40:37,057 --> 00:40:39,497 but we'll be back to check up on you 859 00:40:39,555 --> 00:40:42,144 because I am Odin, okay, 860 00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:44,472 and what I say goes. 861 00:40:44,471 --> 00:40:46,021 We clear on that? 862 00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:51,426 Odin's got some balls after all. 863 00:40:51,426 --> 00:40:54,206 Can I have my hammer back? 864 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:09,735 Only use it for good? And rabbits? 865 00:41:18,555 --> 00:41:20,495 We're not really coming back,are we? 866 00:41:20,663 --> 00:41:21,663 Shit no. 867 00:41:47,772 --> 00:41:48,772 Oh no. 868 00:41:49,371 --> 00:41:51,540 Do not worry about the fish. 869 00:41:51,539 --> 00:41:52,768 They're dead. 870 00:41:52,768 --> 00:41:54,638 Yes. Yes, they are. 871 00:41:54,707 --> 00:41:55,486 I killed them. 872 00:41:55,486 --> 00:41:56,525 I overfed them or 873 00:41:56,525 --> 00:41:57,954 underfed them, or... 874 00:41:57,954 --> 00:42:00,234 No, I killed them. 875 00:42:00,372 --> 00:42:03,502 When I was working on the fridge their thermostat must have gone. 876 00:42:07,507 --> 00:42:08,506 It's cold. 877 00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:12,836 They're pretty susceptible to cold, being tropical and all. 878 00:42:12,932 --> 00:42:14,402 Poor fish. 879 00:42:14,471 --> 00:42:17,601 Don't worry. I'll replace them. 880 00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:21,938 Here, might need warming up. 881 00:42:22,035 --> 00:42:24,275 Why? I'm not cold. 882 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,513 Really? I hardly ever feel the cold. 883 00:42:54,490 --> 00:42:55,809 Want to be my date to the wedding ? 884 00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:57,879 And see you in all your bridesmaid glory? 885 00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:00,847 Heck, yeah. 886 00:43:14,914 --> 00:43:18,553 So, grandpa, what was it a sign of? 887 00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:21,412 That grandma Hanson was shit out of luck. 888 00:43:21,519 --> 00:43:24,718 Oh well, you live and you learn. Worth a shot. 889 00:43:24,717 --> 00:43:26,386 I love that board man 890 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:27,475 Get over it. 891 00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:30,385 See you later, goat killer. 892 00:43:38,756 --> 00:43:40,756 What the fuck? 893 00:43:47,749 --> 00:43:48,749 Oh, you prick. 894 00:43:48,799 --> 00:43:53,349 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62860

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