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Everybody, listen up, here!
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Let's listen up here now.
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Yeah so,
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even though they've been
real poopy lately
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over the Reach For The Top team...
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B'ys had poopy diapers luh.
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Just a big, hot dump in there.
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The Jims have slingshot back
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in a way I think we can
all agree is pretty good.
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- You probably thought that...
- What's my favourite
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No Doubt song, Fish?
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- Sunday Morning.
- Don't Speak.
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You probably thought
when you dragged MacPherson
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over to the bench,
that the Jims would just
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pop him a couple of times,
hey, my guy?
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I thought they'd just pop him
a few times, Sanguinet.
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- Yeah, and then...
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
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And then, they pulled him
right into the bench.
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- Right into the pine.
- In a way I think we can
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all agree it was pretty good.
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Unbelievable.
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- Yeah, so Jim?
- Yeah?
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- Jim?
- Yes?
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- Jim?
- Chapman's really makes
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- the superior stick?
- The game sticks go to you.
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Hey.
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But... but...
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Yeah so, Michaels
for backstopping us
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to a 23-game heater.
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One game away from something
real shiny, my guys.
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And for helping the Jims with
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the Reach For The Top team...
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he gets to eat his stick
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before anybody else
gets to eat their stick.
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Fellas, um just...
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No, it's not a fuckin'
microphone. Hurry up
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and eat it,
so the boys can eat theirs.
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Hey! Nat's office.
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What if someone
had their dick out?!
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I'd puke at the look of it
or laugh at the size of it.
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- My God.
- Let's go.
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You've been summoned
by the league.
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- Fer what?
- Already?
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The Zamboni wasn't even off yet.
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- Phone call or in person?
- In person, tomorrow.
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Under no circumstances
may you speak.
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We will do the talking.
- Fuck!
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So sick of seeing those broads.
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Well, I hope Danis is wearin'
summin' good, she's sexy.
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What?
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- Did he just say...
- Danis.
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Sexy.
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- Fuck you, Shoresy!
- Fer what?
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We are looking at getting
our captain suspended...
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- They won't sussy him.
- For our record-breaking
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game and all you can say
is Danis is sexy?
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I think all three
of them are pretty sexy.
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Like, if we're gettin' it
all out on the table.
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Who said we're getting
it all out on the table?
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I've wailed on it
to the thought of the three
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of them taking turns on me.
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Really?
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If I'm wailing on it
and there's no internet
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or anything, yeah.
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- Talk to me about Danis.
- Well...
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like, I've never wanted a gal
to rough me up or anything but...
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- But what?
- Well, I...
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wouldn't mind if she did.
- Did what?
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- Slap you around a little bit?
- Put me in a headlock.
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- A headlock?
- Or a leg lock.
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What the fuck are you
talkin' about, dude?
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I dunno, just however
she'd wanna fuckin' do it.
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However she'd wanna fuckin'
squeeze me between her legs
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or whatever.
I don't fuckin' care.
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- We'll pick you up tomorrow.
- My God!
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- Wait!
- Ho-ly!
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- How's Frankie?
- How would you be
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if no one liked you?
- You tell us.
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- Well, someone likes him.
- The gays?
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Frankie's calendars
have been so popular
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in the gay community
that now they want him
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to do an appearance.
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What's an appearance, ol' man?
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When a venue pays
you to appear there.
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It's a fancy word for show up.
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But why don't they
just say that?
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So idiots like Frankie
feel important.
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- They offered $1,000.
- Pfft, settle down.
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He won't come out
of his room, b'y.
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- Well, he's gonna have to.
- Nat turned it down.
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She says she can make 10 times
more doing it herself.
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And what do that mean, me son?
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Gay night at the Coulson.
Starring Frankie.
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They should call it
Going To The Dirty Areas.
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Devastated.
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Inconsolable.
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He won't come out
of his room, b'y.
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They should call it Man On Man.
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What's up, Pam?
What's goin' on?
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
Limblifter t-shirt today, Hitch.
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- Yeah, you're a fan, Pam?
- I was more into
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Age of Electric.
- Remote Control is a good tune.
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You should check out
their first record.
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- I'd love to.
- Enya is a good track.
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Come on, Pam,
why don't you come over
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and we'll play the record?
- It is a good record.
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Come on over,
we'll play some tunes.
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Boys...
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I fucked up.
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- Well, you're an idiot.
- No, you know how I said
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that success isn't success
unless you have someone
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to share it with?
- My guy, did you go...
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Yeah, I went and saw Mercedes.
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How's she lookin'?
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She looks so fucking good.
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- She's a bit young but...
- Michaels.
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Look, I know, Sanger.
You got a squeezer off the side
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of Party Island
in Wasaga Beach, okay? I get it.
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But that was then. This is now.
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- You wanna talk about now?
- What?
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I dropped my buddy off
at her place on my way here.
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- Who?
- Augustine.
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You know he'll be
long-dickin' her.
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- Yeah.
- My buddy got a blowie
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on a boat from her
this summer in Honey Harbour.
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- Nice.
- What did she say?
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She said she wanted
to take it slow.
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That's not what
she said to my buddy!
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She said,
"You better get your dink out.
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Your cousin's pretty cute, too."
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Then she said she wants us
to go see her brother.
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Fer what?
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We need to repay
our debt to the Policetti's.
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Well, one of us better put on
some fuckin' Old Spice.
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Sanguinet.
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Why don't you come
sit beside me?
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I thought you said that
we could take it slow?
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We can. Doesn't mean we will.
You smell good.
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So um...
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it's time for us
to pay our debt or...
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Sanguinet, last year,
the Bulldogs came
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to the Policetti's
in need of a favour.
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That favour was granted.
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Now the Policetti's
need a favour from you.
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- A favour?
- That's just the word
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I'm using. You're gonna do it.
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What is it that you'd like us...
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Shh, shh, shh.
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You remember Angelo?
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Where's Luca?
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This is specifically for Angelo.
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Okay, well, then does
that mean that we're...
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Wh-whuh!
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Angelo heard that Frankie's
doing an appearance
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at The Man Advantage.
- The Man Advantage?
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Yeah, Nat's gay night
at the Coulson.
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That's what they're calling it?
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Yeah, I would've gone
with Hard On Pucks, but alas,
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The Man Advantage. Angelo wants
to go with you guys.
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I don't think
we're all planning on going.
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- No, you're goin'.
- I don't think
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- Frankie will even go.
- Frankie's for sure going.
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Why does he want to go
to the gay night at the Coulson?
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Why do you think?
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I dunno.
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Sanguinet, why do you think?
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There it is. Thank you.
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The limo will be outside
at 8:00 p.m.
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- to pick you guys up.
- May I speak?
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Yeah.
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Maybe we could...
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grab a glass of wine
tonight together?
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Sanguinet's bringing
Augustine over.
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You can come up
with him, though.
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I have a date with Miig.
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Ooh, bring her too.
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- Frankie!
- Tit fucker!
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Jean-Jacques
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Francois Jacques-Jean!
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Tit fucker!
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B'y he's in a bad way ol' man.
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- We'll get him out.
- Hey, you like toast?
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The arse is fallin'
right out of 'er, it is.
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- Ever have pickles on toast?
- B'ys are lucky he's here
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at all. Last year,
he chased Laurence Leboeuf
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right back to Quebec.
- Laurence Leboeuf?
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Laurence Leboeuf?
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She's here?
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You're supposed to be
weaning yourself off it.
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- Off what?
- Ass.
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'Cause we're one win away
from a league record.
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- Settle down.
- You gotta fight it a bit,
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boys. Let's get fightin' it
a bit in here now.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Nothin'.
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- No?
- No, nothin'.
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Okay.
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Fuck, does she look good.
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- Looks unbelievable.
- Ho-ly!
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B'y it's rare to see a girl
look so good as what she did.
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Yew!
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Yew-hew-hew!
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Let's start exercising
a bit of discipline in here.
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Let's exercise a bit
of discipline in here now.
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No, nothing.
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Okay...
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- Fuckin' hell.
- Fuckin' heaven.
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- And now she's in that.
- Little dab'll do ya.
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Boy, they sure know how to
put their best foots forward.
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- Feet.
- Feets?
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- Just feet.
- Boy, they sure know how
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to put their best feet forward.
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But b'ys, we gotta get
him outta der.
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Well then, maybe bake a cake.
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Try to lure him out
with the smell.
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If that doesn't work,
do up some taco meat.
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You ever had an Indian taco?
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Even just beep
the microwave a few times.
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That might even do it.
- Where're you goin', b'y?
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Ready to get your pee-pee
whacked by the league?
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Those women can do more
than that to my pee-pee.
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Remember, under no
circumstances do you speak.
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We'll do the talking.
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You better hope they
don't sussy you, slut.
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Who's fucking you?
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You mean who am I fucking?
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Who's she fuckin'?
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This is how he says I look good.
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- You all look good.
- Hey, thanks, man.
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- Except Ziig.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Did you get us a limo?
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- Two secs.
- Two secs?
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Yeah, Ziig, you gonna ride
with your head out the window?
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- Schwartzy?
- Shoresy.
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Get in.
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My brother and I will be here
at 8:00
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to pick up Frankie
for The Man Advantage.
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- Is it The Man Advantage?
- Yeah.
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I would've gone with Tip In,
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but alas, The Man Advantage.
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Frankie's feelin' a little blue.
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I don't think he's gonna make it
to The Man Advantage.
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No!
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00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:12,654
- Yeah, so...
- Shorty?
246
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,788
Shoresy.
247
00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,723
That's what happens
if Frankie's not sittin'
248
00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,692
exactly where you are tonight.
249
00:10:17,693 --> 00:10:19,361
Get the fuck outta here.
250
00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,536
Would you look at that?
251
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,508
This is upsetting.
252
00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:36,477
I thought he'd be taller.
253
00:10:36,478 --> 00:10:38,546
You're actually
presentable for once.
254
00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:39,947
- Who?
- Not you.
255
00:10:39,948 --> 00:10:41,916
- Miigwan.
- Hi, Aki.
256
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,584
You're about the cutest
thing I ever did see.
257
00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:45,219
She is the cutest thing
I ever did see.
258
00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,789
- What do you think, Nina?
- Wowipops and wainbows.
259
00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,490
- Ziigwan.
- Aki.
260
00:10:49,491 --> 00:10:51,325
You smell like a urinal puck.
261
00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:52,994
Shoresy...
262
00:10:52,995 --> 00:10:54,762
smile a little for me, hun.
263
00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:56,464
I thought he'd be younger, too.
264
00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:58,767
What do you think, Nina?
- He's a six.
265
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,335
We enjoyed the calendars.
They selling?
266
00:11:01,336 --> 00:11:02,870
- Five figures.
- That will help your bid
267
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,205
for the National
Senior Tournament.
268
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,307
We are very close to our goal.
269
00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:07,509
Shoresy...
270
00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:11,913
you crosschecked
MacPherson in the face, slut.
271
00:11:11,914 --> 00:11:14,749
- He was hot dogging.
- And by hot dogging you mean?
272
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,751
- Showboating. Big timing.
- Dipsy-doodling.
273
00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:20,154
The game is changing, Nat.
There are new elements to it.
274
00:11:20,155 --> 00:11:22,023
- And?
- And those are three of them.
275
00:11:22,024 --> 00:11:23,726
That was a lot of blood.
276
00:11:24,193 --> 00:11:26,794
- Did he lose any teeth?
- It was from his nose.
277
00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:28,763
- Broken?
- No, his visor cut him.
278
00:11:28,764 --> 00:11:30,264
So, no broken bones,
279
00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:32,234
he still has all his teeth.
280
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,769
What's the problem?
- That was a lot of blood.
281
00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:37,940
Why can't you play more like
the French guy, what's his name?
282
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,808
Frankie!
283
00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:42,210
Sweetest Jeezus!
284
00:11:42,211 --> 00:11:44,378
- You like birds?
- I could fuck with a bird.
285
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,114
No b'ys, this is no good anyway.
286
00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:47,415
- Settle down.
- He's parked 'er
287
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,649
broadside in there.
- What?
288
00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,719
He ain't comin' out for no one.
289
00:11:51,687 --> 00:11:54,723
- He needs to get one of these.
- I wants to, Britt.
290
00:11:56,759 --> 00:12:00,262
- What happened to Bethany Dawn?
- Didn't remember his name.
291
00:12:03,198 --> 00:12:05,667
I'm lookin' for
summin' a little deeper.
292
00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:10,438
I just wants a girl
to come by, play some tunes.
293
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,006
That's pussy shit.
294
00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,374
If you wanna showboat
and hot dog,
295
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,209
you answer the bell.
- Don't get twatty with us.
296
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,678
We'll get twatty right back.
What do you think, Nina?
297
00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:19,914
Harry Twatter
and the Chamber of Secrets.
298
00:12:19,915 --> 00:12:21,315
Youse get big crowds.
299
00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:22,750
And a lot of kids now, I see.
300
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,685
They don't wanna see that
and neither do we.
301
00:12:24,686 --> 00:12:27,355
Shoresy, your YouTube chirps
have brought attention
302
00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:29,590
to the league. Good and bad.
303
00:12:29,591 --> 00:12:31,459
All publicity is good publicity.
304
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,827
We agree.
305
00:12:32,828 --> 00:12:35,163
So, we're gonna go easy on you.
306
00:12:35,164 --> 00:12:36,564
You're suspended
for the remainder
307
00:12:36,565 --> 00:12:38,332
of the regular season.
- Fer what?!
308
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,001
- Shoresy.
- So, just one game?
309
00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:42,036
I hope it's not a big
one or anything, is it?
310
00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,871
- You'll be back for playoffs.
- Ladies...
311
00:12:43,872 --> 00:12:46,307
Shoresy, the game has changed.
312
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,142
This didn't happen by accident.
313
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,344
There has been a concerted
effort from the ground up
314
00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:52,713
for years to make hockey
less dangerous.
315
00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:54,715
It's about speed now, finesse.
316
00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:56,284
That's what the fans want.
317
00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,653
You need to understand this
and adjust to it.
318
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,490
Because what you're doing
is not good for the game.
319
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,860
Good luck in playoffs.
320
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:09,665
Nat?
321
00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:16,238
Good time to remind you these
sessions are recorded?
322
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,175
You don't decide
what's good for the game.
323
00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:22,777
Pardon?
324
00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:24,312
We just suspended your captain.
325
00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:26,914
Quite literally, we decide
what's good for the game.
326
00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:29,183
You can take the dog
outta the fight,
327
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,286
but you can't take the fight
outta the dog.
328
00:13:31,954 --> 00:13:34,088
You don't decide
what's good for the game.
329
00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:36,791
The fans don't decide
what's good for the game.
330
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,793
The players who are out there
on the ice,
331
00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:41,462
sweating and bleeding,
decide what's good for the game.
332
00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:44,198
- What do you think, Nina?
- Audacious.
333
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,567
Hockey players have always
governed themselves.
334
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,603
That's what sets
this game apart.
335
00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:51,572
It's a game played
with honour and respect.
336
00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:53,207
Because if you wanna
play dishonourably
337
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,911
or disrespectfully, you'll get
your fuckin' teeth knocked out.
338
00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:59,313
This is senior
whale shit hockey.
339
00:13:59,314 --> 00:14:00,982
No one comes
for the speed and finesse.
340
00:14:00,983 --> 00:14:02,683
They come to see us
kill each other.
341
00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:03,952
Shoresy.
342
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,621
So, you can try
and change the game
343
00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:08,556
with your concentrated effort
from the ground up.
344
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,358
- Concerted.
- But they're among the last
345
00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:14,295
to play this game the way
it was meant to be played.
346
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:16,365
And you can't change them.
347
00:14:20,102 --> 00:14:22,103
- Nat...
- What?
348
00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:24,839
You have the best
attendance in the league.
349
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,073
Yeah.
350
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,808
The other four teams
have their best attendance
351
00:14:27,809 --> 00:14:30,177
when we're in town, too.
- Defending champs.
352
00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:31,980
23-game heater.
353
00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:39,554
And he's extremely attracted
to all three of you.
354
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,657
Is that true?
355
00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:44,759
I'd love to meet your husbands.
356
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,694
- Why?
- Shake their hand.
357
00:14:46,695 --> 00:14:48,162
- Yeah?
- I'd love
358
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,598
to buy 'em a beer.
359
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,770
I have to say, Natalie,
I agree with you.
360
00:14:55,837 --> 00:14:57,838
I'm here for it, too.
361
00:14:57,839 --> 00:14:59,507
This is the one league
where players
362
00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:04,079
still play the game,
well, like my dad did.
363
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,181
- And my dad.
- Nina?
364
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,183
Dad, Granddad,
and six big brothers.
365
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,686
If the fans wanna watch
a game for speed and finesse
366
00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:15,056
with no physicality, they can
watch the World Juniors.
367
00:15:15,057 --> 00:15:16,357
What's happened
to that tournament?
368
00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:17,959
It's fucking basketball.
369
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,628
- They're breeding divers.
- This is the NOSHO.
370
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,196
Take the teeth outta the game,
371
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,765
take away our right
to govern ourselves,
372
00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:26,802
you'll have no show, all right.
373
00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:32,640
We've changed our ruling.
374
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,142
Good luck in Soo Michigan.
375
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,510
You could make
376
00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:37,979
history here, Natalie.
377
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,048
Somethin' real shiny.
What do you think, Nina?
378
00:15:41,049 --> 00:15:43,250
You don't wanna
lose to the Yanks.
379
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,819
And what's this
380
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,688
I hear about you guys having
gay night down at the Coulson?
381
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,623
What's it called,
Back Door Tuck In?
382
00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:51,492
- The Man Advantage.
- I would've gone
383
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,562
with D-Men, but alas.
384
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,132
They let dykes go too, Ziig?
385
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,204
- Suspended?
- No.
386
00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:05,873
- Well, no broken bones.
- He's still got all his teeth.
387
00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,408
Then what's the problem?
388
00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:09,977
I've come to tell you
your window's closing.
389
00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:11,245
Finally seduce Danis?
390
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,980
I wouldn't even know
what to do with her.
391
00:16:12,981 --> 00:16:14,548
- That is a woman.
- I'd make a fuckin'
392
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,951
fool of myself.
- So, who's stealing you?
393
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,720
I'll be attending gay night
at the Coulson tonight.
394
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:22,390
- You're goin'?
- I'm told, if I'd like to,
395
00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:24,725
I could fuck some
dudes up the ass.
396
00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:26,827
- You ever done that before?
- No.
397
00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:28,562
I think your window's closing.
398
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,831
Listen, I'm told there's
a pretty good time to be had
399
00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:32,767
at these things,
if I'm up for it.
400
00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:35,703
But maybe if you come down,
I'll keep my wits about me.
401
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,872
- Maybe?
- Well, already started drinkin'
402
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,208
so, it's a soft maybe.
403
00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:43,245
Maybe.
404
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:26,455
Yeah so...
405
00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:27,956
Where the fuck is Frankie?
406
00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:29,190
Don't know where he's to.
407
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,025
My guess is back in Quebec.
408
00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,326
I mean, he's not
in his room anymore.
409
00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:33,929
- Awesome.
- Hey!
410
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:38,400
- Ooh.
- Where were you at, me son?
411
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:43,939
- Laurence Leboeuf?
- Laurence Leboeuf.
412
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:46,807
Bingo.
413
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,375
- Too Many Men?
- Let's talk about
414
00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:50,946
an after party later, too.
415
00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:53,248
Get in.
416
00:17:57,018 --> 00:18:00,989
So, you came all the way
back for JJ Fun Dip JJ.
417
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,690
If he could understand
what you were saying,
418
00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:05,160
he would kick your ass.
- But he can't.
419
00:18:05,694 --> 00:18:07,596
There's a good man
in there, you know?
420
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,899
He just needed to be humbled.
421
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,602
Everybody deserves
a second chance.
422
00:18:14,336 --> 00:18:15,971
Les Qu�b�cois
stand by their own.
423
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:27,741
Lard Jeezus b'y, who knit ya?
424
00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:29,176
Ted Hitchcock.
425
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:32,646
She knows me name.
426
00:19:32,647 --> 00:19:34,115
What?
427
00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:36,084
Pam...
428
00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:39,588
would you like to dance?
429
00:19:41,489 --> 00:19:43,925
I don't really like this music.
430
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:46,227
Okay.
431
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,263
But we could go home.
432
00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,466
Play some tunes.
433
00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:15,122
You're surprisingly lucid
for this point in the evening.
434
00:20:15,123 --> 00:20:17,058
And you wanna mess it all up?
435
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,862
- Why do you still do it?
- Here's a cab.
436
00:20:21,863 --> 00:20:23,897
I don't want it right now,
I'm talking to you.
437
00:20:23,898 --> 00:20:26,000
Let's get some fuckin'
Indian cuisine.
438
00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,102
- So, why do you still do it?
- Do what?
439
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:31,338
You got a decade
on most of these guys.
440
00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:32,706
Well, I'm no spring chicken.
441
00:20:32,707 --> 00:20:34,975
But you're the first
to the rink, the last to leave,
442
00:20:34,976 --> 00:20:36,377
you're the hardest
worker out there.
443
00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:38,345
- You gotta set the tone.
- You work even harder
444
00:20:38,346 --> 00:20:40,414
off the ice.
The calendar, all the promos.
445
00:20:40,415 --> 00:20:42,616
- Jory fuckin' Jordan.
- And now you're sittin'
446
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,818
outside a gay bar essentially,
the last one to leave
447
00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:47,054
your team fundraiser.
- I think Hitch
448
00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:48,922
looked a lot gayer than Frankie.
449
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:51,526
All this for senior
whale shit hockey?
450
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,663
Used to be senior
whale shit hockey.
451
00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,431
Now it's sumin' different.
452
00:20:57,432 --> 00:20:59,767
So, why do you do it?
453
00:20:59,768 --> 00:21:01,669
It's the only place I can be me.
454
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:02,836
What do you mean by that?
455
00:21:02,837 --> 00:21:05,072
I mean, it's the last place
in the world
456
00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,407
I can be me.
457
00:21:06,408 --> 00:21:09,276
You basically just
repeated yourself.
458
00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:11,478
I'll tell ya a story.
459
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,080
So, I'm at the bar one night,
460
00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:16,450
a guy pushes up on my girl,
so I lose my mind.
461
00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:18,852
- You tried to fight him?
- Well, I tried to sucker him,
462
00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:21,155
hurt him before
he could hurt me, but...
463
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,957
either way, as a hockey player,
464
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,659
I thought I was doing
the right thing.
465
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,295
By punching someone
when they weren't looking?
466
00:21:28,296 --> 00:21:31,832
In hockey,
if someone disrespects you,
467
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,768
or your teammates,
you can flatten 'em.
468
00:21:34,769 --> 00:21:37,338
One way or another, you get 'em.
469
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,640
And when ya do,
everybody loves it.
470
00:21:39,641 --> 00:21:43,177
The coaches, teammates,
the fans are all cheerin'.
471
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,479
Everybody's all for it.
472
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,082
At the bar that night...
473
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,351
no one was cheering.
474
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,386
The guy thought I was an idiot,
475
00:21:52,387 --> 00:21:55,456
and the girl thought
I was a loser.
476
00:21:55,457 --> 00:21:57,891
That's the real world.
477
00:21:57,892 --> 00:21:59,460
So...
478
00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:00,828
even though I'm at the age
479
00:22:00,829 --> 00:22:01,796
where half my hair
480
00:22:01,797 --> 00:22:04,865
is on the fuckin' shower floor,
481
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,035
gonna keep goin' to the rink.
482
00:22:07,802 --> 00:22:09,803
That's where I can be me.
483
00:22:09,804 --> 00:22:10,904
Yeah?
484
00:22:10,905 --> 00:22:12,539
Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
485
00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:24,118
Wanna share a cab?
486
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,754
I can walk from here.
487
00:22:26,421 --> 00:22:27,921
To my place.
488
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:32,521
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