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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,032 --> 00:00:57,265 Everybody, listen up, here! 2 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,001 Let's listen up here now. 3 00:01:00,703 --> 00:01:01,937 Yeah so, 4 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,638 even though they've been real poopy lately 5 00:01:03,639 --> 00:01:05,574 over the Reach For The Top team... 6 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:07,109 B'ys had poopy diapers luh. 7 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,010 Just a big, hot dump in there. 8 00:01:09,011 --> 00:01:10,745 The Jims have slingshot back 9 00:01:10,746 --> 00:01:13,615 in a way I think we can all agree is pretty good. 10 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,217 - You probably thought that... - What's my favourite 11 00:01:15,218 --> 00:01:16,185 No Doubt song, Fish? 12 00:01:16,186 --> 00:01:17,686 - Sunday Morning. - Don't Speak. 13 00:01:17,687 --> 00:01:19,020 You probably thought when you dragged MacPherson 14 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:20,589 over to the bench, that the Jims would just 15 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:22,090 pop him a couple of times, hey, my guy? 16 00:01:22,091 --> 00:01:23,992 I thought they'd just pop him a few times, Sanguinet. 17 00:01:23,993 --> 00:01:25,627 - Yeah, and then... - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 18 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,529 And then, they pulled him right into the bench. 19 00:01:28,764 --> 00:01:31,032 - Right into the pine. - In a way I think we can 20 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:32,801 all agree it was pretty good. 21 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,002 Unbelievable. 22 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:36,071 - Yeah, so Jim? - Yeah? 23 00:01:36,072 --> 00:01:37,239 - Jim? - Yes? 24 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,807 - Jim? - Chapman's really makes 25 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:42,010 - the superior stick? - The game sticks go to you. 26 00:01:42,011 --> 00:01:43,378 Hey. 27 00:01:43,379 --> 00:01:44,814 But... but... 28 00:01:47,183 --> 00:01:49,951 Yeah so, Michaels for backstopping us 29 00:01:49,952 --> 00:01:51,219 to a 23-game heater. 30 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,355 One game away from something real shiny, my guys. 31 00:01:53,356 --> 00:01:54,656 And for helping the Jims with 32 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,559 the Reach For The Top team... 33 00:01:57,627 --> 00:01:59,427 he gets to eat his stick 34 00:01:59,428 --> 00:02:02,697 before anybody else gets to eat their stick. 35 00:02:06,569 --> 00:02:07,736 Fellas, um just... 36 00:02:07,737 --> 00:02:09,171 No, it's not a fuckin' microphone. Hurry up 37 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,473 and eat it, so the boys can eat theirs. 38 00:02:11,474 --> 00:02:13,742 Hey! Nat's office. 39 00:02:13,743 --> 00:02:15,477 What if someone had their dick out?! 40 00:02:15,478 --> 00:02:18,246 I'd puke at the look of it or laugh at the size of it. 41 00:02:18,247 --> 00:02:20,383 - My God. - Let's go. 42 00:02:20,816 --> 00:02:22,384 You've been summoned by the league. 43 00:02:22,385 --> 00:02:23,451 - Fer what? - Already? 44 00:02:23,452 --> 00:02:24,886 The Zamboni wasn't even off yet. 45 00:02:24,887 --> 00:02:27,289 - Phone call or in person? - In person, tomorrow. 46 00:02:27,290 --> 00:02:29,791 Under no circumstances may you speak. 47 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:32,160 We will do the talking. - Fuck! 48 00:02:32,161 --> 00:02:34,096 So sick of seeing those broads. 49 00:02:35,998 --> 00:02:38,667 Well, I hope Danis is wearin' summin' good, she's sexy. 50 00:02:38,668 --> 00:02:40,202 What? 51 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:42,237 - Did he just say... - Danis. 52 00:02:42,238 --> 00:02:44,206 Sexy. 53 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,107 - Fuck you, Shoresy! - Fer what? 54 00:02:46,108 --> 00:02:48,009 We are looking at getting our captain suspended... 55 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:49,744 - They won't sussy him. - For our record-breaking 56 00:02:49,745 --> 00:02:51,446 game and all you can say is Danis is sexy? 57 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:53,849 I think all three of them are pretty sexy. 58 00:02:55,418 --> 00:02:57,252 Like, if we're gettin' it all out on the table. 59 00:02:57,253 --> 00:02:59,354 Who said we're getting it all out on the table? 60 00:02:59,355 --> 00:03:01,189 I've wailed on it to the thought of the three 61 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:02,959 of them taking turns on me. 62 00:03:03,826 --> 00:03:04,893 Really? 63 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,628 If I'm wailing on it and there's no internet 64 00:03:06,629 --> 00:03:08,197 or anything, yeah. 65 00:03:09,198 --> 00:03:11,800 - Talk to me about Danis. - Well... 66 00:03:11,801 --> 00:03:15,437 like, I've never wanted a gal to rough me up or anything but... 67 00:03:15,438 --> 00:03:17,806 - But what? - Well, I... 68 00:03:17,807 --> 00:03:20,442 wouldn't mind if she did. - Did what? 69 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:23,011 - Slap you around a little bit? - Put me in a headlock. 70 00:03:23,012 --> 00:03:24,646 - A headlock? - Or a leg lock. 71 00:03:24,647 --> 00:03:26,214 What the fuck are you talkin' about, dude? 72 00:03:26,215 --> 00:03:28,016 I dunno, just however she'd wanna fuckin' do it. 73 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:29,684 However she'd wanna fuckin' squeeze me between her legs 74 00:03:29,685 --> 00:03:30,986 or whatever. I don't fuckin' care. 75 00:03:30,987 --> 00:03:33,121 - We'll pick you up tomorrow. - My God! 76 00:03:33,122 --> 00:03:35,023 - Wait! - Ho-ly! 77 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:36,458 - How's Frankie? - How would you be 78 00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:37,959 if no one liked you? - You tell us. 79 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,061 - Well, someone likes him. - The gays? 80 00:03:40,062 --> 00:03:41,763 Frankie's calendars have been so popular 81 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,531 in the gay community that now they want him 82 00:03:43,532 --> 00:03:45,034 to do an appearance. 83 00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:48,003 What's an appearance, ol' man? 84 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:50,139 When a venue pays you to appear there. 85 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,907 It's a fancy word for show up. 86 00:03:52,908 --> 00:03:54,209 But why don't they just say that? 87 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:56,646 So idiots like Frankie feel important. 88 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,616 - They offered $1,000. - Pfft, settle down. 89 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:03,785 He won't come out of his room, b'y. 90 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,687 - Well, he's gonna have to. - Nat turned it down. 91 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:07,656 She says she can make 10 times more doing it herself. 92 00:04:07,657 --> 00:04:09,224 And what do that mean, me son? 93 00:04:09,225 --> 00:04:11,760 Gay night at the Coulson. Starring Frankie. 94 00:04:11,761 --> 00:04:15,598 They should call it Going To The Dirty Areas. 95 00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:17,867 Devastated. 96 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:19,567 Inconsolable. 97 00:04:19,568 --> 00:04:21,369 He won't come out of his room, b'y. 98 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:23,505 They should call it Man On Man. 99 00:04:23,506 --> 00:04:24,873 What's up, Pam? What's goin' on? 100 00:04:24,874 --> 00:04:27,208 Fuck you, Shoresy. Limblifter t-shirt today, Hitch. 101 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:29,010 - Yeah, you're a fan, Pam? - I was more into 102 00:04:29,011 --> 00:04:30,745 Age of Electric. - Remote Control is a good tune. 103 00:04:30,746 --> 00:04:32,447 You should check out their first record. 104 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:34,683 - I'd love to. - Enya is a good track. 105 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,117 Come on, Pam, why don't you come over 106 00:04:36,118 --> 00:04:38,286 and we'll play the record? - It is a good record. 107 00:04:38,287 --> 00:04:40,356 Come on over, we'll play some tunes. 108 00:04:45,127 --> 00:04:46,462 Boys... 109 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,730 I fucked up. 110 00:04:48,731 --> 00:04:51,032 - Well, you're an idiot. - No, you know how I said 111 00:04:51,033 --> 00:04:52,867 that success isn't success unless you have someone 112 00:04:52,868 --> 00:04:54,936 to share it with? - My guy, did you go... 113 00:04:54,937 --> 00:04:56,905 Yeah, I went and saw Mercedes. 114 00:04:56,906 --> 00:04:58,373 How's she lookin'? 115 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:10,752 She looks so fucking good. 116 00:05:10,753 --> 00:05:12,454 - She's a bit young but... - Michaels. 117 00:05:12,455 --> 00:05:14,489 Look, I know, Sanger. You got a squeezer off the side 118 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:16,491 of Party Island in Wasaga Beach, okay? I get it. 119 00:05:16,492 --> 00:05:19,094 But that was then. This is now. 120 00:05:19,095 --> 00:05:21,029 - You wanna talk about now? - What? 121 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:24,065 I dropped my buddy off at her place on my way here. 122 00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:25,533 - Who? - Augustine. 123 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,302 You know he'll be long-dickin' her. 124 00:05:27,303 --> 00:05:29,471 - Yeah. - My buddy got a blowie 125 00:05:29,472 --> 00:05:31,506 on a boat from her this summer in Honey Harbour. 126 00:05:31,507 --> 00:05:33,509 - Nice. - What did she say? 127 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:36,378 She said she wanted to take it slow. 128 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,580 That's not what she said to my buddy! 129 00:05:38,581 --> 00:05:39,948 She said, "You better get your dink out. 130 00:05:39,949 --> 00:05:41,750 Your cousin's pretty cute, too." 131 00:05:41,751 --> 00:05:45,287 Then she said she wants us to go see her brother. 132 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,224 Fer what? 133 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:51,761 We need to repay our debt to the Policetti's. 134 00:05:52,695 --> 00:05:55,096 Well, one of us better put on some fuckin' Old Spice. 135 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,237 Sanguinet. 136 00:06:02,037 --> 00:06:04,072 Why don't you come sit beside me? 137 00:06:07,143 --> 00:06:08,910 I thought you said that we could take it slow? 138 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,646 We can. Doesn't mean we will. You smell good. 139 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:13,648 So um... 140 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:15,717 it's time for us to pay our debt or... 141 00:06:15,718 --> 00:06:17,185 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 142 00:06:17,186 --> 00:06:19,454 Sanguinet, last year, the Bulldogs came 143 00:06:19,455 --> 00:06:21,623 to the Policetti's in need of a favour. 144 00:06:21,624 --> 00:06:23,224 That favour was granted. 145 00:06:23,225 --> 00:06:25,126 Now the Policetti's need a favour from you. 146 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:26,594 - A favour? - That's just the word 147 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,662 I'm using. You're gonna do it. 148 00:06:27,663 --> 00:06:29,230 What is it that you'd like us... 149 00:06:29,231 --> 00:06:30,832 Shh, shh, shh. 150 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,767 You remember Angelo? 151 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:33,835 Where's Luca? 152 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:35,537 This is specifically for Angelo. 153 00:06:35,538 --> 00:06:37,238 Okay, well, then does that mean that we're... 154 00:06:37,239 --> 00:06:38,540 Wh-whuh! 155 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:40,275 Angelo heard that Frankie's doing an appearance 156 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:42,310 at The Man Advantage. - The Man Advantage? 157 00:06:42,311 --> 00:06:43,678 Yeah, Nat's gay night at the Coulson. 158 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:45,079 That's what they're calling it? 159 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,816 Yeah, I would've gone with Hard On Pucks, but alas, 160 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:50,652 The Man Advantage. Angelo wants to go with you guys. 161 00:06:50,653 --> 00:06:52,387 I don't think we're all planning on going. 162 00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:53,855 - No, you're goin'. - I don't think 163 00:06:53,856 --> 00:06:55,936 - Frankie will even go. - Frankie's for sure going. 164 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,527 Why does he want to go to the gay night at the Coulson? 165 00:06:59,528 --> 00:07:01,429 Why do you think? 166 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:02,630 I dunno. 167 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:06,101 Sanguinet, why do you think? 168 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,106 There it is. Thank you. 169 00:07:12,107 --> 00:07:13,675 The limo will be outside at 8:00 p.m. 170 00:07:13,676 --> 00:07:15,777 - to pick you guys up. - May I speak? 171 00:07:15,778 --> 00:07:16,778 Yeah. 172 00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:19,280 Maybe we could... 173 00:07:19,281 --> 00:07:21,584 grab a glass of wine tonight together? 174 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:24,153 Sanguinet's bringing Augustine over. 175 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:28,023 You can come up with him, though. 176 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:30,091 I have a date with Miig. 177 00:07:30,092 --> 00:07:32,394 Ooh, bring her too. 178 00:07:35,431 --> 00:07:36,631 - Frankie! - Tit fucker! 179 00:07:36,632 --> 00:07:38,433 Jean-Jacques 180 00:07:38,434 --> 00:07:39,734 Francois Jacques-Jean! 181 00:07:39,735 --> 00:07:41,769 Tit fucker! 182 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:43,739 B'y he's in a bad way ol' man. 183 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,441 - We'll get him out. - Hey, you like toast? 184 00:07:46,442 --> 00:07:48,309 The arse is fallin' right out of 'er, it is. 185 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,578 - Ever have pickles on toast? - B'ys are lucky he's here 186 00:07:50,579 --> 00:07:53,047 at all. Last year, he chased Laurence Leboeuf 187 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:55,216 right back to Quebec. - Laurence Leboeuf? 188 00:07:55,217 --> 00:07:56,919 Laurence Leboeuf? 189 00:07:58,153 --> 00:07:59,522 She's here? 190 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:02,123 You're supposed to be weaning yourself off it. 191 00:08:02,124 --> 00:08:03,591 - Off what? - Ass. 192 00:08:03,592 --> 00:08:05,560 'Cause we're one win away from a league record. 193 00:08:05,561 --> 00:08:07,161 - Settle down. - You gotta fight it a bit, 194 00:08:07,162 --> 00:08:09,063 boys. Let's get fightin' it a bit in here now. 195 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:10,765 What are you guys talking about? 196 00:08:10,766 --> 00:08:12,100 Nothin'. 197 00:08:12,101 --> 00:08:13,968 - No? - No, nothin'. 198 00:08:13,969 --> 00:08:15,571 Okay. 199 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:20,174 Fuck, does she look good. 200 00:08:20,175 --> 00:08:22,176 - Looks unbelievable. - Ho-ly! 201 00:08:22,177 --> 00:08:24,913 B'y it's rare to see a girl look so good as what she did. 202 00:08:24,914 --> 00:08:26,081 Yew! 203 00:08:27,149 --> 00:08:28,617 Yew-hew-hew! 204 00:08:29,351 --> 00:08:31,185 Let's start exercising a bit of discipline in here. 205 00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:33,255 Let's exercise a bit of discipline in here now. 206 00:08:37,192 --> 00:08:38,493 No, nothing. 207 00:08:38,494 --> 00:08:39,762 Okay... 208 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:45,833 - Fuckin' hell. - Fuckin' heaven. 209 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:48,269 - And now she's in that. - Little dab'll do ya. 210 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,438 Boy, they sure know how to put their best foots forward. 211 00:08:50,439 --> 00:08:51,706 - Feet. - Feets? 212 00:08:51,707 --> 00:08:53,374 - Just feet. - Boy, they sure know how 213 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,877 to put their best feet forward. 214 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,612 But b'ys, we gotta get him outta der. 215 00:08:57,613 --> 00:08:59,080 Well then, maybe bake a cake. 216 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:00,783 Try to lure him out with the smell. 217 00:09:02,051 --> 00:09:03,718 If that doesn't work, do up some taco meat. 218 00:09:03,719 --> 00:09:05,119 You ever had an Indian taco? 219 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,188 Even just beep the microwave a few times. 220 00:09:07,189 --> 00:09:09,725 That might even do it. - Where're you goin', b'y? 221 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,660 Ready to get your pee-pee whacked by the league? 222 00:09:12,661 --> 00:09:15,196 Those women can do more than that to my pee-pee. 223 00:09:15,197 --> 00:09:18,466 Remember, under no circumstances do you speak. 224 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:19,701 We'll do the talking. 225 00:09:19,702 --> 00:09:21,336 You better hope they don't sussy you, slut. 226 00:09:21,337 --> 00:09:22,837 Who's fucking you? 227 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:24,272 You mean who am I fucking? 228 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:25,540 Who's she fuckin'? 229 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:26,975 This is how he says I look good. 230 00:09:26,976 --> 00:09:28,543 - You all look good. - Hey, thanks, man. 231 00:09:28,544 --> 00:09:30,878 - Except Ziig. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 232 00:09:30,879 --> 00:09:32,781 Did you get us a limo? 233 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,552 - Two secs. - Two secs? 234 00:09:37,553 --> 00:09:40,122 Yeah, Ziig, you gonna ride with your head out the window? 235 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,665 - Schwartzy? - Shoresy. 236 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:52,001 Get in. 237 00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,505 My brother and I will be here at 8:00 238 00:09:57,506 --> 00:09:59,240 to pick up Frankie for The Man Advantage. 239 00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:00,608 - Is it The Man Advantage? - Yeah. 240 00:10:00,609 --> 00:10:02,110 I would've gone with Tip In, 241 00:10:02,111 --> 00:10:04,078 but alas, The Man Advantage. 242 00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:06,581 Frankie's feelin' a little blue. 243 00:10:06,582 --> 00:10:08,549 I don't think he's gonna make it to The Man Advantage. 244 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,351 No! 245 00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:12,654 - Yeah, so... - Shorty? 246 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,788 Shoresy. 247 00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,723 That's what happens if Frankie's not sittin' 248 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,692 exactly where you are tonight. 249 00:10:17,693 --> 00:10:19,361 Get the fuck outta here. 250 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,536 Would you look at that? 251 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,508 This is upsetting. 252 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:36,477 I thought he'd be taller. 253 00:10:36,478 --> 00:10:38,546 You're actually presentable for once. 254 00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:39,947 - Who? - Not you. 255 00:10:39,948 --> 00:10:41,916 - Miigwan. - Hi, Aki. 256 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,584 You're about the cutest thing I ever did see. 257 00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:45,219 She is the cutest thing I ever did see. 258 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,789 - What do you think, Nina? - Wowipops and wainbows. 259 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,490 - Ziigwan. - Aki. 260 00:10:49,491 --> 00:10:51,325 You smell like a urinal puck. 261 00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:52,994 Shoresy... 262 00:10:52,995 --> 00:10:54,762 smile a little for me, hun. 263 00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:56,464 I thought he'd be younger, too. 264 00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:58,767 What do you think, Nina? - He's a six. 265 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,335 We enjoyed the calendars. They selling? 266 00:11:01,336 --> 00:11:02,870 - Five figures. - That will help your bid 267 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,205 for the National Senior Tournament. 268 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,307 We are very close to our goal. 269 00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:07,509 Shoresy... 270 00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:11,913 you crosschecked MacPherson in the face, slut. 271 00:11:11,914 --> 00:11:14,749 - He was hot dogging. - And by hot dogging you mean? 272 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,751 - Showboating. Big timing. - Dipsy-doodling. 273 00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:20,154 The game is changing, Nat. There are new elements to it. 274 00:11:20,155 --> 00:11:22,023 - And? - And those are three of them. 275 00:11:22,024 --> 00:11:23,726 That was a lot of blood. 276 00:11:24,193 --> 00:11:26,794 - Did he lose any teeth? - It was from his nose. 277 00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:28,763 - Broken? - No, his visor cut him. 278 00:11:28,764 --> 00:11:30,264 So, no broken bones, 279 00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:32,234 he still has all his teeth. 280 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,769 What's the problem? - That was a lot of blood. 281 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:37,940 Why can't you play more like the French guy, what's his name? 282 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,808 Frankie! 283 00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:42,210 Sweetest Jeezus! 284 00:11:42,211 --> 00:11:44,378 - You like birds? - I could fuck with a bird. 285 00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,114 No b'ys, this is no good anyway. 286 00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:47,415 - Settle down. - He's parked 'er 287 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,649 broadside in there. - What? 288 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,719 He ain't comin' out for no one. 289 00:11:51,687 --> 00:11:54,723 - He needs to get one of these. - I wants to, Britt. 290 00:11:56,759 --> 00:12:00,262 - What happened to Bethany Dawn? - Didn't remember his name. 291 00:12:03,198 --> 00:12:05,667 I'm lookin' for summin' a little deeper. 292 00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:10,438 I just wants a girl to come by, play some tunes. 293 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,006 That's pussy shit. 294 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,374 If you wanna showboat and hot dog, 295 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,209 you answer the bell. - Don't get twatty with us. 296 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,678 We'll get twatty right back. What do you think, Nina? 297 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:19,914 Harry Twatter and the Chamber of Secrets. 298 00:12:19,915 --> 00:12:21,315 Youse get big crowds. 299 00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:22,750 And a lot of kids now, I see. 300 00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,685 They don't wanna see that and neither do we. 301 00:12:24,686 --> 00:12:27,355 Shoresy, your YouTube chirps have brought attention 302 00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:29,590 to the league. Good and bad. 303 00:12:29,591 --> 00:12:31,459 All publicity is good publicity. 304 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,827 We agree. 305 00:12:32,828 --> 00:12:35,163 So, we're gonna go easy on you. 306 00:12:35,164 --> 00:12:36,564 You're suspended for the remainder 307 00:12:36,565 --> 00:12:38,332 of the regular season. - Fer what?! 308 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,001 - Shoresy. - So, just one game? 309 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:42,036 I hope it's not a big one or anything, is it? 310 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,871 - You'll be back for playoffs. - Ladies... 311 00:12:43,872 --> 00:12:46,307 Shoresy, the game has changed. 312 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,142 This didn't happen by accident. 313 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,344 There has been a concerted effort from the ground up 314 00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:52,713 for years to make hockey less dangerous. 315 00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:54,715 It's about speed now, finesse. 316 00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:56,284 That's what the fans want. 317 00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,653 You need to understand this and adjust to it. 318 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,490 Because what you're doing is not good for the game. 319 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,860 Good luck in playoffs. 320 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:09,665 Nat? 321 00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:16,238 Good time to remind you these sessions are recorded? 322 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,175 You don't decide what's good for the game. 323 00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:22,777 Pardon? 324 00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:24,312 We just suspended your captain. 325 00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:26,914 Quite literally, we decide what's good for the game. 326 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:29,183 You can take the dog outta the fight, 327 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,286 but you can't take the fight outta the dog. 328 00:13:31,954 --> 00:13:34,088 You don't decide what's good for the game. 329 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:36,791 The fans don't decide what's good for the game. 330 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,793 The players who are out there on the ice, 331 00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:41,462 sweating and bleeding, decide what's good for the game. 332 00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:44,198 - What do you think, Nina? - Audacious. 333 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,567 Hockey players have always governed themselves. 334 00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,603 That's what sets this game apart. 335 00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:51,572 It's a game played with honour and respect. 336 00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:53,207 Because if you wanna play dishonourably 337 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,911 or disrespectfully, you'll get your fuckin' teeth knocked out. 338 00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:59,313 This is senior whale shit hockey. 339 00:13:59,314 --> 00:14:00,982 No one comes for the speed and finesse. 340 00:14:00,983 --> 00:14:02,683 They come to see us kill each other. 341 00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:03,952 Shoresy. 342 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,621 So, you can try and change the game 343 00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:08,556 with your concentrated effort from the ground up. 344 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,358 - Concerted. - But they're among the last 345 00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:14,295 to play this game the way it was meant to be played. 346 00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:16,365 And you can't change them. 347 00:14:20,102 --> 00:14:22,103 - Nat... - What? 348 00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:24,839 You have the best attendance in the league. 349 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,073 Yeah. 350 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,808 The other four teams have their best attendance 351 00:14:27,809 --> 00:14:30,177 when we're in town, too. - Defending champs. 352 00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:31,980 23-game heater. 353 00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:39,554 And he's extremely attracted to all three of you. 354 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,657 Is that true? 355 00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:44,759 I'd love to meet your husbands. 356 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,694 - Why? - Shake their hand. 357 00:14:46,695 --> 00:14:48,162 - Yeah? - I'd love 358 00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,598 to buy 'em a beer. 359 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,770 I have to say, Natalie, I agree with you. 360 00:14:55,837 --> 00:14:57,838 I'm here for it, too. 361 00:14:57,839 --> 00:14:59,507 This is the one league where players 362 00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:04,079 still play the game, well, like my dad did. 363 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,181 - And my dad. - Nina? 364 00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,183 Dad, Granddad, and six big brothers. 365 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,686 If the fans wanna watch a game for speed and finesse 366 00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:15,056 with no physicality, they can watch the World Juniors. 367 00:15:15,057 --> 00:15:16,357 What's happened to that tournament? 368 00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:17,959 It's fucking basketball. 369 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,628 - They're breeding divers. - This is the NOSHO. 370 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,196 Take the teeth outta the game, 371 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,765 take away our right to govern ourselves, 372 00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:26,802 you'll have no show, all right. 373 00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:32,640 We've changed our ruling. 374 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,142 Good luck in Soo Michigan. 375 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,510 You could make 376 00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:37,979 history here, Natalie. 377 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,048 Somethin' real shiny. What do you think, Nina? 378 00:15:41,049 --> 00:15:43,250 You don't wanna lose to the Yanks. 379 00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,819 And what's this 380 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,688 I hear about you guys having gay night down at the Coulson? 381 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,623 What's it called, Back Door Tuck In? 382 00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:51,492 - The Man Advantage. - I would've gone 383 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,562 with D-Men, but alas. 384 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,132 They let dykes go too, Ziig? 385 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,204 - Suspended? - No. 386 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:05,873 - Well, no broken bones. - He's still got all his teeth. 387 00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,408 Then what's the problem? 388 00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:09,977 I've come to tell you your window's closing. 389 00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:11,245 Finally seduce Danis? 390 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,980 I wouldn't even know what to do with her. 391 00:16:12,981 --> 00:16:14,548 - That is a woman. - I'd make a fuckin' 392 00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,951 fool of myself. - So, who's stealing you? 393 00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,720 I'll be attending gay night at the Coulson tonight. 394 00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:22,390 - You're goin'? - I'm told, if I'd like to, 395 00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:24,725 I could fuck some dudes up the ass. 396 00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:26,827 - You ever done that before? - No. 397 00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:28,562 I think your window's closing. 398 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,831 Listen, I'm told there's a pretty good time to be had 399 00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:32,767 at these things, if I'm up for it. 400 00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:35,703 But maybe if you come down, I'll keep my wits about me. 401 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,872 - Maybe? - Well, already started drinkin' 402 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,208 so, it's a soft maybe. 403 00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:43,245 Maybe. 404 00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:26,455 Yeah so... 405 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:27,956 Where the fuck is Frankie? 406 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:29,190 Don't know where he's to. 407 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,025 My guess is back in Quebec. 408 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,326 I mean, he's not in his room anymore. 409 00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:33,929 - Awesome. - Hey! 410 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:38,400 - Ooh. - Where were you at, me son? 411 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:43,939 - Laurence Leboeuf? - Laurence Leboeuf. 412 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:46,807 Bingo. 413 00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,375 - Too Many Men? - Let's talk about 414 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:50,946 an after party later, too. 415 00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:53,248 Get in. 416 00:17:57,018 --> 00:18:00,989 So, you came all the way back for JJ Fun Dip JJ. 417 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,690 If he could understand what you were saying, 418 00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:05,160 he would kick your ass. - But he can't. 419 00:18:05,694 --> 00:18:07,596 There's a good man in there, you know? 420 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,899 He just needed to be humbled. 421 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,602 Everybody deserves a second chance. 422 00:18:14,336 --> 00:18:15,971 Les Qu�b�cois stand by their own. 423 00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:27,741 Lard Jeezus b'y, who knit ya? 424 00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:29,176 Ted Hitchcock. 425 00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:32,646 She knows me name. 426 00:19:32,647 --> 00:19:34,115 What? 427 00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:36,084 Pam... 428 00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:39,588 would you like to dance? 429 00:19:41,489 --> 00:19:43,925 I don't really like this music. 430 00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:46,227 Okay. 431 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,263 But we could go home. 432 00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,466 Play some tunes. 433 00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:15,122 You're surprisingly lucid for this point in the evening. 434 00:20:15,123 --> 00:20:17,058 And you wanna mess it all up? 435 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,862 - Why do you still do it? - Here's a cab. 436 00:20:21,863 --> 00:20:23,897 I don't want it right now, I'm talking to you. 437 00:20:23,898 --> 00:20:26,000 Let's get some fuckin' Indian cuisine. 438 00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,102 - So, why do you still do it? - Do what? 439 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:31,338 You got a decade on most of these guys. 440 00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:32,706 Well, I'm no spring chicken. 441 00:20:32,707 --> 00:20:34,975 But you're the first to the rink, the last to leave, 442 00:20:34,976 --> 00:20:36,377 you're the hardest worker out there. 443 00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:38,345 - You gotta set the tone. - You work even harder 444 00:20:38,346 --> 00:20:40,414 off the ice. The calendar, all the promos. 445 00:20:40,415 --> 00:20:42,616 - Jory fuckin' Jordan. - And now you're sittin' 446 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,818 outside a gay bar essentially, the last one to leave 447 00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:47,054 your team fundraiser. - I think Hitch 448 00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:48,922 looked a lot gayer than Frankie. 449 00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:51,526 All this for senior whale shit hockey? 450 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,663 Used to be senior whale shit hockey. 451 00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,431 Now it's sumin' different. 452 00:20:57,432 --> 00:20:59,767 So, why do you do it? 453 00:20:59,768 --> 00:21:01,669 It's the only place I can be me. 454 00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:02,836 What do you mean by that? 455 00:21:02,837 --> 00:21:05,072 I mean, it's the last place in the world 456 00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,407 I can be me. 457 00:21:06,408 --> 00:21:09,276 You basically just repeated yourself. 458 00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:11,478 I'll tell ya a story. 459 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,080 So, I'm at the bar one night, 460 00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:16,450 a guy pushes up on my girl, so I lose my mind. 461 00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:18,852 - You tried to fight him? - Well, I tried to sucker him, 462 00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:21,155 hurt him before he could hurt me, but... 463 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,957 either way, as a hockey player, 464 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,659 I thought I was doing the right thing. 465 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,295 By punching someone when they weren't looking? 466 00:21:28,296 --> 00:21:31,832 In hockey, if someone disrespects you, 467 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,768 or your teammates, you can flatten 'em. 468 00:21:34,769 --> 00:21:37,338 One way or another, you get 'em. 469 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,640 And when ya do, everybody loves it. 470 00:21:39,641 --> 00:21:43,177 The coaches, teammates, the fans are all cheerin'. 471 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,479 Everybody's all for it. 472 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,082 At the bar that night... 473 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,351 no one was cheering. 474 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,386 The guy thought I was an idiot, 475 00:21:52,387 --> 00:21:55,456 and the girl thought I was a loser. 476 00:21:55,457 --> 00:21:57,891 That's the real world. 477 00:21:57,892 --> 00:21:59,460 So... 478 00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:00,828 even though I'm at the age 479 00:22:00,829 --> 00:22:01,796 where half my hair 480 00:22:01,797 --> 00:22:04,865 is on the fuckin' shower floor, 481 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,035 gonna keep goin' to the rink. 482 00:22:07,802 --> 00:22:09,803 That's where I can be me. 483 00:22:09,804 --> 00:22:10,904 Yeah? 484 00:22:10,905 --> 00:22:12,539 Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 485 00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:24,118 Wanna share a cab? 486 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,754 I can walk from here. 487 00:22:26,421 --> 00:22:27,921 To my place. 488 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:32,521 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35914

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