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on SurrealEstate.
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- This is what
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our future looks like
if Luke doesn’t get back.
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-It’s time
to rattle his cage a little.
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So, you coming back,
or what?
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-Thinking Monday.
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-Not every house
has to be a horror show.
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Luke, so you’re really just
going to do this yourself?
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Screw the process.
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-Why were you so nasty
to Susan?
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- His name
was Edgar Cornell.
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He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people.
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- Stay back!
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Take a few days off!
I got this covered.
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-Hey!
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This is private property.
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Okay, you’re gonna
have to go!
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Go on! I-I...
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I don’t want to
have to call the sheriff.
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- You stay away!
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Come on...!
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- My name is Kit Rampart
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and I have a gift.
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- A channel...
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to the afterlife.
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On tonight’s episode of
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Paranormal P.I.
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I’ll use my link
to the beyond
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to face a spirit
whose grave-robbing
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- cannibal murders
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terrorized a community
two centuries ago.
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Some even say
to this very day.
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I’ll walk the very halls
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where she committed
her heinous crimes.
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I’ll interview experts
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with verified
accounts of terror.
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-Oh, my goodness.
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-Ho!
Did you guys see that?
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Tonight, Grace Wexford,
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the Were-Lady
of Wexford Manor.
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Paranormal P.I.
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It’s time to send this she-beast
screaming back to hell.
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Gee...
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-What?
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-Great!
I am out of the moment!
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Ileana!
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-Back to one and get a
release on her just in case.
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- I’m just telling you,
Doug, as your agent,
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I think you’re
making a mistake
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letting these TV people
in your house.
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They break things.
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-Luke, you’ve had my listing
for two months now.
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We still can’t shake this legend
of Grace Wexford,
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so I say we turn it
into a positive, lean into it.
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Some people like the idea
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of moving into a haunted house.
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-In my experience,
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they are fine with the idea.
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It’s the actual bleeding walls
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and tormented shrieks
of the damned
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that make it hard
to close escrow.
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-Spirit Stalkers plays
all over the world.
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Some Bulgarian prince could
see this on the TV and say,
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"I must have that house!"
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-Bulgaria is a
parliamentary democracy.
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No princes.
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-You being a wiseass?
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-Sort of. Look, we know
this thing could be dangerous.
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-Could be? It nearly slashed
the shirt off my back!
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-These people could accidentally
unleash something
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they can’t
possibly comprehend.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I don’t know what
you’re talking about,
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but I comprehend
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comprehensively.
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Comprende?
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Our latest
ectoprobonometer readings
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are coming in at a G4,
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maybe even an L5.
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--That’s not even a thing.
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-Frankly, Mister Pedersen,
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I’m just glad you didn’t wait
a moment longer
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to call in
the professionals.
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You may have saved lives.
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We haven’t met.
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Kit Rampart.
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Face, brains, brand
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of Spirit Stalkers.
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-Luke Roman. I sell houses.
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-So, that tall,
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gorgeous drink of water
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who was in our shot
she’s with you.
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You are the
real estate people.
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See, you’re already
getting in my way.
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-They’re getting in my way.
-They’re really sorry.
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-Okay. Well, let’s get
one thing straight:
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Anything that goes
bump in the night,
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that’s my side of the street.
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You don’t tell me my job,
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I won’t tell you about carpets
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or whatever decking
lasts longest.
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-Composite.
-The point is,
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you do you,
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and leave the ectoplasm to me.
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Doug, you made the right call.
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I’ll see you
under those bright lights.
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Magic!
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Magic.
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-So, he’s a bit of a dick
but, uh, play nice, okay?
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-I’d hate to have to fire you.
-Well, that’d suck.
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-Mr. Pedersen, they’re ready
for your interview.
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-Oh. If you’ll excuse me.
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Magic time.
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- Hi./Hi.
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-So, Wexford’s moving forward
with the TV show.
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So, I think we take a step back,
we pivot and we let Kit Rampart
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give Doug
his 15 minutes of fame.
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--You really think that’s best?
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-Being seen in the same universe
as Spirit Stalkers
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does serious damage
to our brand, so, yeah.
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What?
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-I understand.
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I do.
You’re threatened.
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Without your--your special
"ground control to Major Tom,"
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you feel more like
Kit the Spirit Stalker
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than you want to admit.
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-Well, that’s just mean.
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-Sometimes
the truth is...
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mean.
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- Hey.
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-Oh, Zooey,
this message is for Luke.
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-Is it?
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-The Baumgartners.
Ted and Diane.
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Why are they calling Luke?
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-Luke said he wanted
everything routed through him.
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But I figured
they’re your clients, right?
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-Yes, they are.
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Thank you.
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Auggie?
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Are you free this weekend?
I need help with a PKT
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for the Baumgartners.
They’re that sweet couple
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who bought the B&B
up on the coast.
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-What seems
to be the problem?
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-Mm. "Voices,
rattling chandeliers,
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ghastly, murderous screams
in the night."
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Not ideal for a
relaxing weekend retreat.
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Can you help me?
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-Well, I have a, uh,
fencing match Saturday
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that can easily be moved.
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Saturday nights
I play with a jazz combo
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at a spot uptown.
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They could have
someone less gifted sit in.
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Sunday nights I play poker
with some old friends,
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but they can keep their money
a week longer.
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-As long as you’re not busy.
Pick you up around noon?
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-Ah, I still have to pop by
your Ensom house
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for its own PKT.
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-Don’t worry about my place.
It’ll keep.
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-The Wexford family plot.
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Overgrown and uncared for,
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as if nature itself
was trying to hide
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Grace Wexford’s crimes.
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According to legend,
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this is where she
exhumed her father’s body
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and feasted on his
barely cold remains
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with her unspeakably large,
sharp teeth.
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That top window
was her bedroom;
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a perfect view of the graves
that drove her mad with hunger.
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It’s said on nights
just like this one,
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you can hear her shovel
digging through the wet earth.
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Can you hear it?
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Sh, sh, sh.
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- The shovel.
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The shovel!
It’s coming from just o--
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--Ah!
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Ah, God. I’m sorry, can we
take this again really quick?
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This isn’t working.
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- What was wrong
with that one?
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-The shovel sounds
are all wrong. It--
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It is supposed to sound
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like a girl unearthing
her rotting father,
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ready to feast on him.
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It sounds like
you’re planting azaleas.
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Can we give it
some gravitas?
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-Well, I’m sorry.
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The shovel that
studied at Juilliard was booked.
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-If you’re going to make me
fake this shit
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at least give me
a chance to make it good!
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-We’ve been over this.
We don’t have time
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for the real thing.
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So get rolling
because we’re burning moonlight.
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-There is something here.
I can feel it.
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We can make it real
this time!
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-As you say every time!
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I can’t make a show
that way.
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-What about the truth?
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-Ah-ha! The truth?
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Once you fake that,
you can fake anything.
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Great shoveling, Denny.
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Film school
wasn’t a waste of money at all!
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All right.
Picture’s up!
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- Red leather,
yellow leather,
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good blood, bad blood,
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red leather,
yellow leather,
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bad blood.
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Red leather, yellow leather,
good blood, bad blood.
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Vocal warmups.
Tuning my instrument.
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-You might want to
use your instrument
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to remind your people
that this is somebody’s home.
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-Grace the Were-Lady.
Can you feel her?
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I can. It’s my seventh sense,
the substance of my being.
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-That substance
smells a lot like horseshit.
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you don’t hunt,
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you let it come to you.
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Nowadays, every kid
with a spectrograph
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thinks they’re Lorraine Warren.
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Touch, feel, finesse;
that’s what it takes.
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-I don’t think you know
what you’re talking about.
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-Hm.
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Terranova Cemetery,
Savannah, G-A.
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A poltergeist tossed
a broken pop bottle...
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Huh?
Three inches from my aorta.
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Yeah. Don’t see that kind of
excitement and danger
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in real estate, do ya?
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-Four-bedroom Craftsman.
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Minute hand shot off the
grandfather clock, cut me here.
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Four-point-seven inches
closer to my femoral artery,
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I’d never dance
professionally again.
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-Ooh! A ghost
did that to you.
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- Yeah.
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-Emily’s Bridge,
Stowe, Vermont.
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This gnarled old hand with claws
grabbed my leg.
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Hurt like hell.
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-Gnarled old hand.
-Yeah.
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-Probably looked a lot like
a tree branch.
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-To the untrained eye.
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-Ooh.
-Split-level bungalow,
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Palo Alto, California,
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gourmet kitchen,
original built-ins
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on a lush
third-acre.
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Demon with the head of a pig
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tried to pull me
into a convection oven.
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I had to pry his jaws off
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while my associate
read scripture in Latin.
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-Ha. God, is it that late?
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-Oh, the watch runs
a little fast since, you know,
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the thing
with the pig-demon.
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-I have to
get back on set.
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-Look, I’ve seen your show...
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And I don’t
believe a word of it.
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-All this was before the show.
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Back when I was just a kid
with a camcorder and a gift.
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It was all real
all the time.
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Spirits used to be
everywhere.
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00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,647
All over me.
256
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,482
-So why’d you start faking it?
What happened?
257
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,570
-Success happened.
258
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,993
Episode orders got bigger,
schedules got tighter.
259
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,823
Tandem units!
260
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,243
Couldn’t wait
for the magic to happen.
261
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,367
Had to kinda,
you know...
262
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,868
help it along.
Fake it to make it.
263
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,535
-You must’ve hated that.
264
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,211
-Worst part
is the silence.
265
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,590
-Tell me about it.
266
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,844
-I feel like I used to be
267
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,547
surrounded
by legitimate phenomena.
268
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,772
But look at me...
269
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,190
explaining moral compromise
to a real estate guy.
270
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,736
- Doesn’t Luke need you
for the Wexford property?
271
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,079
- Luke doesn’t seem to
need me for anything these days.
272
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,246
- Oh, by the way,
273
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,421
I drove past your house.
It’s quite something.
274
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,627
-It’s funny, when clients
can’t find the right house,
275
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,172
I always tell them
it’s out there.
276
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,627
-Mm.
-The house that gets you.
277
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,303
That loves you.
278
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,677
-When Darla and I
were first married,
279
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,604
we rented this tiny place.
280
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,229
Danielle came along
281
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,022
and the place
instantly seemed smaller.
282
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,687
-What did you do?
283
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,279
-I got a real job.
284
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,902
An assembly plant.
285
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,820
-Ah, what a waste.
286
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,949
-Perhaps.
287
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,410
But that job
288
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,915
enabled me to buy a house
for my wife and daughters.
289
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,548
It was small and austere
290
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,210
and the windows
badly needed caulking,
291
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,894
but it embraced my family
like a grandmother’s hug
292
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,220
and we lived there 17 years.
293
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,645
And the day we moved out
of that house into something
294
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,400
much larger and more grand
was one of the three--
295
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,688
no,
296
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,278
four times
297
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,992
in my adult life
298
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,658
that I’ve wept.
299
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,333
-Hm.
300
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,503
Something about home.
301
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,536
- It was our
little corner of heaven.
302
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,670
- And then
the screaming started.
303
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,837
The voices,
the shaking.
304
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,427
-Only on Saturdays?
305
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,342
-Saturday nights. Late.
306
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,010
--Sounds so...
307
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,727
desperate, so agonized,
no one can sleep.
308
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,440
-The customers leave so fast
309
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,021
they don’t even stay
for breakfast.
310
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,645
-We’re supposed to
be a bed and breakfast.
311
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,652
-So, at best,
we’re just a bed.
312
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,694
-You can get a bed
anywhere.
313
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,028
-At a much
lower price point.
314
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,784
-So you’ve, uh, checked
where the noises come from?
315
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,243
-It’s all over the house.
316
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,327
-My associate and I
will look a little closer.
317
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,124
Are we alone in the house
this evening?
318
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,118
-We don’t have any bookings.
319
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,960
Which is, you know,
kind of the point.
320
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,680
- Something is here.
321
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,468
Watching.
And waiting.
322
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,100
-Okay, this is the money shot,
people.
323
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,767
Kit is gonna set up
the communing-with-Grace bit,
324
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,606
recite a little
of the spooky rhyme.
325
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,822
Great job, research team,
for turning that up.
326
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,032
Then when he’s finished, bang!
Special effects trips the rig,
327
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,204
tips the glass off the table
as if thrown by the spirit.
328
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,124
Camera, make sure
you’re in position.
329
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,542
This is teaser material,
people!
330
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,962
Any reason
not to roll camera?
331
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,794
-Well, you have a
full glass of wine
332
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,996
waiting to tip over
in an abandoned house.
333
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,341
Anybody bumping on that?
Heh.
334
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,666
-Roll camera!
335
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,678
And... Action!
336
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,348
-There’s a nursery rhyme
337
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,183
kids began sharing
soon after Grace died.
338
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,194
Our detailed records
show the phenomena
339
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,192
first appeared
not too long after.
340
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,734
It seemed to summon her.
341
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,738
That’s why
we’re in Grace’s bedroom,
342
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,861
where her life force
is most concentrated.
343
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,319
It’s the perfect place
to reach out.
344
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,368
Let’s see
what she has to say.
345
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,173
Grace, Grace
346
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,379
Teeth and lace.
347
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,706
Eyes of black
and soulless face.
348
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,182
Hide your loved ones,
hide your dears.
349
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,721
She’ll eat your sons
and drink your tears.
350
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,925
Whoa!
Did-did you guys see that?
351
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,266
-Okay, let’s go again.
Can we shut that window?
352
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,516
-No! No, no!
Keep rolling.
353
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,689
The window’s closed.
We never opened it.
354
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,900
Grace Wexford,
355
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,569
are you here now
with us in this room?
356
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,584
Grace, make your
presence known! Speak!
357
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,459
The real thing.
358
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,555
The real thing.
She’s here.
359
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,971
Grace Wexford,
360
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:26,266
by all the powers of hell
and heaven and basic cable
361
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,942
I command you
to show yourself!
362
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,574
Okay.
363
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,453
Careful!
364
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,656
Her shadow form
can be just as deadly!
365
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,785
Appear, Grace!
366
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,461
Go on, girl!
367
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,261
-Kit, look out!
368
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,436
-On to the next set.
Let’s go people.
369
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,488
-What the hell?
370
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,327
None of those takes
had any of the magic
371
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,213
we had in the first one
and that one is unusable!
372
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,001
-I was just
trying to warn you.
373
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,214
-Well, what you did
374
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:41,015
was ruin the closest I have come
to real phenomena in years!
375
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,304
You panicked.
376
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,309
And I thought
you were a pro.
377
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,823
-Hey, Phil,
sorry to bother.
378
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,196
You got a minute?
379
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,196
-Miss Stans,
you’re killing me
380
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,198
and it’s a slow,
boring death.
381
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,580
Where’s the sexy,
salacious stuff from your books?
382
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,747
-My--my books
are peer-reviewed accounts
383
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,747
rooted in historical fact.
There’s...
384
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,048
--I mean there’s...
385
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,843
nothing sexy about them.
386
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:27,387
-Our research promised murder,
blood, bodies, necrophagia!
387
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,063
I had to look up
that last one.
388
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,218
-None of that
is in my book.
389
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,390
-Look, I am shooting this
to go in between
390
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,270
infomercials
for canine diet pills
391
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,017
and a copper bracelet
that cures irritable bowel.
392
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,939
I need something flashy
to keep people watching.
393
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,399
-Grace was a remarkable girl
394
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,910
and her real story
deserves to be told.
395
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,952
-How about I write
what I need on cards.
396
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,576
Would you read those?
397
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,543
-You want me to lie?
398
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,413
-It’s called acting.
399
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,094
- Don’t fart around, Denny.
400
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:05,719
Get the van loaded
and get out of there.
401
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:07,299
There’s some
weird shit going on.
402
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,932
-Fine by me.
This place gives me the creeps.
403
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,149
Ileana?
404
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,805
-I’m here.
For him.
405
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,600
-Um, for who?
406
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,981
--Oh!
407
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,978
-Sorry, kid.
408
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,976
She’s just as scary
in daylight.
409
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,777
- Boo!
410
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,495
- Did you bring
August’s phone thing?
411
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,285
--Yep.
412
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,248
-Auggie!
413
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,010
Auggie!
Is that it?
414
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,347
-It works like sonar
415
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,855
keying into micro-changes
in air density.
416
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,650
It beeps faster the closer
we get to the object
417
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,784
that’s returning
the signal.
418
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,558
-We came to see
if you heard the noises.
419
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,905
-It always starts like this.
420
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,401
Whispers.
And then the talking,
421
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,823
but it’s in a language
we don’t understand.
422
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,492
-And then the screaming.
423
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,340
-Any idea what’s on
the other side of this wall?
424
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,882
-It’s just a closet.
425
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,716
-Sounds Indo-European.
426
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,813
Probably... German?
427
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,098
- Oh, yeah!
428
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,060
- Oh, my.
429
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,647
- What is it?
430
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,402
-Is it some sort of
strange ritual?
431
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,108
-In a manner of speaking.
432
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,664
-It appears you have
two immortal souls
433
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,332
engaged in the...
434
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,912
hunka-chunka.
435
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,091
-August has got to be kidding.
436
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,091
-Old-time tech seems to work
better with these things.
437
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,759
- Hello?
438
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,308
It’s Duran Duran.
439
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,313
They want you to know they’re
still hungry like the wolf.
440
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,106
-I can’t believe
we have to do it this way.
441
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,195
♪ Grace, Grace, ♪
442
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,872
♪ teeth and lace ♪
443
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:54,012
♪ Eyes of black
and soulless face ♪
444
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,814
-Okay.
-Yeah, yeah. Keep going.
445
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,470
-That got her attention.
446
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:10,649
♪ Grace, Grace,
teeth and lace ♪
447
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:15,568
♪ Eyes of black
and soulless face ♪
448
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:20,914
♪ Hide your loved ones,
hide your dears ♪
449
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:26,078
♪ She’ll eat your sons
and drink your tears ♪
450
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,674
-Grace?
451
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,429
What do you need?
452
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,055
Grace...
453
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,445
what do you want?
454
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,272
-I’m hungry!
455
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,279
-Huh.
456
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,621
Not unlike the wolf.
457
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,370
-Um, oh,
458
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,037
gee, I don’t know.
Um...
459
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,750
Did you try turning them off
and turning them on again?
460
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,956
-You need to tell us
how to turn them off.
461
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,797
They’re handling the on switch
very well on their own.
462
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,133
-Okay, let me do some digging.
Um...
463
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,719
the address
is in the file?
464
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,143
- Yes. Baumgartner,
Ted and Diane.
465
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,933
-All right.
I’ll hit you back.
466
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,140
-Oh, boy.
467
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,312
-There it is.
468
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,269
-Uh, excuse me.
469
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,280
Are you Willa Stans?
470
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,072
-I--I am, actually.
471
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,779
-Oh, my God.
472
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,486
I am a big fan.
473
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,998
I--I literally
just finished your book.
474
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,326
The one on the
practical naming conventions
475
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,076
of pubs in the northeast.
476
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,748
-Well, thank you!
477
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,592
Oh, it’s--it’s--it’s so nice
to meet someone
478
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,263
who appreciates the,
you know,
479
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:00,841
game of telephone
that history plays.
480
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,256
So often people
just want the gossip.
481
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,974
They rarely
want the truth.
482
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,514
-Oh, not me.
Huge truth guy here.
483
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,178
-I wrote a book
about the Wexfords.
484
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,347
These TV people wanted me
to talk about it, but...
485
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,598
just the florid legends,
not the truth behind them.
486
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,686
-We should talk.
487
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,859
-Yeah. Pretty sure
the warranty’s expired
488
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,870
- on this bad boy.
489
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,874
-I need to get Grace alone.
490
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,203
You think you could
distract this TV crew
491
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,830
with a shiny object
or something?
492
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,884
-Or something.
493
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,473
-Okay, are we rolling?
Can we go?
494
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,717
Very quiet, please!
We’re rolling here.
495
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,680
Who is
making that sound?
496
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,560
That’s the rhyme.
497
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,730
It’s the
Grace rhyme.
498
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,317
Oh, my God.
Are you rolling?
499
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,532
- Holy crap!
Who the hell is that?
500
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,360
-It’s her.
It’s Grace.
501
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,029
Tell me
you’re getting this!
502
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:11,583
Can you communicate?
Can you hear us?
503
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,293
-Yeah, we’re good for sound.
-Not us! Her!
504
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,374
Oh, my God!
She’s gone!
505
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,250
Grace!
506
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,341
There she is!
507
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,590
This is what the real thing
feels like, people. Let’s go!
508
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,826
- Kit! Kit!
509
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,705
-Damn it!
Where’d she go?
510
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:05,007
-Where the hell
are you going?
511
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,472
We have three hours
’til daylight
512
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,971
and half a call sheet
to shoot.
513
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,643
-Forget the call sheet.
514
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,891
For the first time in years
I am on the cusp
515
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:16,273
of genuine autonomous locomotion
of a trans-spatial being.
516
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,403
-Genuine doesn’t matter.
We need content.
517
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,271
-Oh, we’re going to
generate content,
518
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,688
even if it means spending
the rest of the night
519
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,227
away from that house.
520
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,990
Suit up, boys.
Now is not the time to fear.
521
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,994
Now is the time
for men to be men,
522
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,787
to stare into the darkness--
Whoa!
523
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,791
-Oh, are you guys
looking for Grace?
524
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,827
-You--you saw
the she-beast?
525
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,628
-She... yes! Yeah.
It was terrifying!
526
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,963
Luxuriant black hair,
bitching nails,
527
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,879
killer boots like she
just came out of a Hot Topic.
528
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,588
-That’s her!
529
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,468
Show me to her lair!
530
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,355
-Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
This way.
531
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,972
- She wasn’t really
a she-beast.
532
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,691
Grace Wexford
was just a girl.
533
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,849
Two hundred years ago
her father died.
534
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,359
She rushed home to make sure
that he was buried with a locket
535
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,402
that held the image
of his deceased wife,
536
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,485
Grace’s mother.
Now, she also had an uncle,
537
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,651
who inherited
the Wexford business holdings.
538
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,989
He wanted to speed things up,
539
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,910
so he planted his brother
540
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,415
before he even reached
room temperature.
541
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,156
-So, when Grace
got there...
542
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:21,288
-When she got there, her dad was
already six feet under, so...
543
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,132
Grace grabbed a shovel
and she started digging.
544
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,670
-To fulfill
her father’s wish.
545
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,586
-Yeah, but the jerk uncle
called the sheriff.
546
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,255
Now, in the process
of arresting Grace,
547
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,053
he slapped her really hard
and cut his hand on her teeth.
548
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,678
It got infected,
he died
549
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,601
and poor Grace created a legend.
You know the rest.
550
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,813
-Grace, Grace,
teeth and lace.
551
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,107
-It’s the rhyme.
It’s the one that summons her.
552
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:48,364
It turned an innocent girl
into a monstrous legend.
553
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,995
Legends are a lot sexier
than the truth.
554
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,286
-So they changed the words
to the lullaby
555
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,962
her father sang to her?
556
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,076
-Kids can be mean, huh?
557
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,708
-So, the taunt turns her into
what the world expects of her.
558
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,589
How do I remind her
who she really is?
559
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,595
-I’m not sure I know
what a win is in this situation.
560
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,729
This isn’t a demon.
561
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:30,686
It isn’t a lost soul.
It’s just two people...
562
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,699
doin’...
that thang.
563
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,321
-Mm.
564
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:38,657
Hard to know whether to conjure
Dr. Ruth or Barry White.
565
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,161
-I feel terrible. This is Ted
and Diane’s retirement
566
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,249
we’re dealing with here.
567
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,748
-Seems a pity to destroy
a love as enduring as this.
568
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,009
They don’t come along
that often.
569
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,023
Mercy, mercy me.
570
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,931
♪ -Grace, Grace ♪
571
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,221
♪ teeth and lace ♪
572
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:48,808
♪ Eyes of black
and soulless face ♪
573
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:53,816
♪ Hide your loved ones ♪
574
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:56,363
♪ Hide your dears ♪
575
00:35:56,488 --> 00:36:02,198
♪ She’ll eat your sons
and drink your... ♪
576
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,871
♪ tears ♪
577
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,539
I know who you are, Grace.
578
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,745
Who you really are.
579
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:52,996
The legends made you
this way.
580
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,470
But maybe the truth
can turn you back.
581
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,932
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
582
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,351
♪ Dressed in lace ♪
583
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,268
♪ Eyes of blue ♪
584
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,943
♪ An angel’s face ♪
585
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,861
♪ Oh, my loved one ♪
586
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,454
♪ Hide your tears ♪
587
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,914
♪ Papa’s back ♪
588
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,580
♪ To hold you, dear ♪
589
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,964
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
590
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,933
♪ Leave this place ♪
591
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,182
♪ Tears and years ♪
592
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,852
♪ Your sins erased ♪
593
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,814
♪ Sleep forever ♪
594
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,649
♪ Sleep in peace ♪
595
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:02,857
♪ Yesterday’s a dream ♪
596
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,865
♪ released ♪
597
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,314
-Well, I think
that went pretty well.
598
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:18,189
-You did good, Kit.
Really.
599
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,574
-God, Luke.
600
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,901
Luke? Luke.
601
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,195
I swear, it was
like old times.
602
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,952
I was hearing the voices,
603
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,735
Grace whispering
sweet things in my ear.
604
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,909
The real thing.
For just a second,
605
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:39,459
it wasn’t about me,
or the sponsors, or the network.
606
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,546
Or those clearance people
who won’t let me make
607
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:45,171
the pop cultural references
about or
608
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,970
that make my show special!
609
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,512
- It was about...
610
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,347
them.
611
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,971
-Those people
in the dark.
612
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,402
God, I miss them.
613
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,189
-Me, too.
-And this lady?
614
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,489
She’s got all the makings of a
successful associate producer.
615
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,071
-Oh. Yay.
616
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,905
-This, uh,
real estate stuff
617
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,241
isn’t for you.
You give me a call.
618
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,326
-Mm. Mm-hm.
619
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,790
-Tempting offer.
620
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,710
-Nah. I have a feeling
621
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,625
this real estate thing’s
gonna work out.
622
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,423
-I was thinking
the same thing.
623
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,884
-I gotta run.
-Okay. See ya.
624
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,648
- Are you sure?
- Our research guy is the best.
625
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,271
He found the story
of Captain Jurgen Schroeder.
626
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,068
-German immigrant.
627
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:46,652
He built this place
for his wife, Gisela,
628
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,318
around 1870.
629
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,027
-Jurgen was lost at sea.
-Oh.
630
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,447
-In a shipwreck
on a Saturday night.
631
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,826
And Gisela spent the rest
of her life here, just...
632
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,085
standing at that window,
waiting for her love to return.
633
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,248
-Hm.
And, in that spirit,
634
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,497
it appears that
every Saturday night
635
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,131
their immortal souls
are reunited
636
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,554
in their trysting place.
637
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,428
-Well, that’s just
so precious.
638
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,506
-So, how do we
get them to stop?
639
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,220
-We don’t.
640
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,270
We pivot!
641
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,854
We embrace them.
642
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,189
Jurgen and Gisela are real,
their love is
643
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,565
elemental, authentic.
644
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,863
It’s exactly what millennials
are looking for -- experiences,
645
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,528
not just destinations.
646
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,446
Jurgen and Gisela’s story
nails all the key touchpoints
647
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,035
this premium-focused demographic
648
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,540
demands of a
bespoke travel experience.
649
00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,249
-They...
like the hunka-chunka?
650
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,382
-They value the authenticity
651
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,513
the hunka-chunka
brings to the table.
652
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:52,054
You’re offering a unique combo
of glamping and...
653
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,636
humping.
654
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,431
-Glumping.
655
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:58,145
a love that never dies.
656
00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,766
It’s the greatest
waterborne love story
657
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:02,522
since Rose showed Jack
the door in Titanic.
658
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,305
-He crosses the oceans
and the ages
659
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,900
to come home to her.
660
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,945
-There’s something
about home.
661
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,571
It’s the ultimate
romantic getaway.
662
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,582
-We’d need some kind of
authentication, wouldn’t we?
663
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,161
-And--and publicity.
-Yeah.
664
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,036
-Lots of publicity.
665
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:23,581
-As it happens,
I know a guy who knows...
666
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,248
a guy.
667
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,799
Paranormal P. I.:
668
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,971
our most
provocative episode yet.
669
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,802
I’m bringing my gift
670
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,508
to the coastal
bed and breakfast
671
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,888
where a timeless love
burns bright
672
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,426
and the ghosts
are wearing sheets
673
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,020
in a whole new way.
674
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,535
Keep it here.
I’m Kit Rampart
675
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,240
and ’para-nookie’
676
00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,901
is coming up next.48159
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