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20, 40, 60, 80...
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-I'm telling you, Linda.
-...100.
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It'll be all about the Internet,
this will pay off big time.
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Uh-huh?
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You know
how many people
are online?
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35,977,000.
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I'm just saying that
people are gonna
go crazy over this.
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I mean, look at David.
He loves those computers.
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Where is he anyway?
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Where do you think?
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In the basement again?
I'm getting worried about him.
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Gosh.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to frighten you.
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It's past your bedtime, okay?
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So say good-night
to your cyber friends
and you get to bed, okay?
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Why are you so mean?
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♪ I wonder if you knew
Today would be the day♪
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♪ That you would get the mark
And death would begin
Making his way♪♪♪
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♪ Hungry
Yellow eyes♪♪♪
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♪ A rage full of focus
Unwilling to compromise♪♪♪
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♪ Did you make plans above?♪♪♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight
Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪
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♪ Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪
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♪ Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪
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♪ Run, boy, run♪
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♪ Baby
Run, boy, run, baby♪♪♪
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♪ Don't bother asking why
When every second counts♪
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♪ If you don't swallow
Your pride♪♪♪
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♪ You'll be spitting up blood
By the ounce♪♪♪
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♪ Move
Get out the way♪♪♪
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♪ Or this could be
Your Sabbath day♪♪♪
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♪ Don't slow down♪
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♪ Don't let your feet
Touch the ground♪♪♪
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♪ Or you'll find yourself
Surrounded♪
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♪ With no escape♪♪♪
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♪ And nothing
But hell to pay♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight
Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Run, boy, run♪♪♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight♪♪♪
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♪ Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
where the heat at♪♪♪
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♪ Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪
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Ellis, hands off the keyboard!
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Engaging with trolls
is like the worst possible use
of your energy.
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You're doing
your angry typing thing again.
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Okay. I'll just delete
his comment then.
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Oh, yeah,
I'm sure that's the last time
you'll hear about it.
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Oh, my God, so I should--
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-Ignore it!
-Ignore it!
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If you feed the trolls,
they will grow in power
and destroy you.
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- Okay. Have any of you
got this email?
- What email?
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No, what is it?
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Ah, cool,
it's one of those things where
if you look at it long enough,
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you'll see a picture.
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Oh, my God.
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Were you filming that?
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That was trendworthy.
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Hey, BuzzFeeders!
Quick word.
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Uh, just read an article
about a young man
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who woke up after being
in a coma for 21 years.
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Here's the uncool part,
I read it on Vice!
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Oh, dude.
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Come on!
Guys, we should be on that.
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This is our kind of shit!
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Uh, "27 Surprising Places
to Eat in New York City
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if You've Just Woken Up
From a Coma."
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But better, obviously.
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Adam E.
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Just going over
your performance metrics
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and the general
audience sentiment
shows that your content is,
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well, for lack of better words,
relatable AF.
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Here's the less good part,
not as great,
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your reach is kind of lame.
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It's not a criticism,
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it's just something to consider.
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We'd like to get
those numbers up.
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For example, right now
your views are lagging
way behind Norris's lists.
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Yes!
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I knew my
"Top Ten Buffy Episodes
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and What Your Favorite
Says About You"
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would totally slay.
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Get it, slay? Like--
you know,
like vampire slayer.
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Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead.It's sick, huh?
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You've been sitting on
that one.
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Yeah, I have.
Yeah, I wanted to--
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I wanted to raise
the stakes up so,
just for--
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Oh, that's two!For you. Yeah, boom.
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Very funny, Norris.
But you don't have
to celebrate it, okay?
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Take the compliment,
internalize it.Absolutely.
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Feel good about it.Yeah.
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But we don't want
to make people feel bad.
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Absolutely. Lock it up.
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You're behind
that pun machine.
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Way behind.
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I'd love to see some more
authentic original content
from you.
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- Yeah.
- People really dig when you reveal
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-the funny, painful truth
about stuff.
-Right.
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Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah?
Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great.
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He said the same thing
to Carmen two weeks ago.
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Carmen who got fired
a week ago?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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But it's gonna be okay.
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"Try to make your comics
have more pain--
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but funny pain."
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"But not so funny
they lose the pain."
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Oh, come on,
you can do that.
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"You make it relatable
and inclusive."
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Inclusive? AKA, gay.
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Gay.
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You were pretty restless
last night.
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Yeah?Yeah.
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Adam, I can sleep back
at my own place.
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You know,
you can just tell me.
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No, it's not that.
Really, it's not that.
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I was thinking,
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I know that you and your mom
aren't close,
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but maybe it's time
I got to meet her.
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If-- If you want.
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I don't know.
I-- I, um...
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You don't want to
meet my mom.
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You think I'm crazy,
you ain't seen nothing.
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You know I love you, right?
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I know
it's only been a few hours,
but I think I love you.
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Oh, shit, he's responding.
"I think I love you too."
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Yo, he loves you,
he loves you!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Do you wanna hold me?
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Ew.
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Do you wanna make out
with a 14-year-old boy?
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And we're blocked. Yes!
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Okay. Sports Chat?
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This one.
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"Hi, I'm David.
Ask me anything."
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"Chat room rules. No bullying.
No bad language." What?
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Yeah, this guy's
asking for it.
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"Ask only two questions,
but never three."
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Dude, this is hilarious.
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All right.
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Dear David,
why are you
such a loser?
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"I think you'd both like me
if you gave me a chance."
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What-- Wait, how does he know
there's two of us?
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Chill out, man.
He's probably doing
exactly what we're doing.
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Tell me why a loser like you
shouldn't blow
your brains out.
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Dude, that's pretty dark.
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Come on, man.
No one takes
this shit serious.
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"So I'll live to see you die."
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Dear David--Maybe let's not.
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He said not to ask
three questions.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
such a pussy.
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Whatever.
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How am I going to die?
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"Alone, afraid,
and wetting your bed."
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-What? Yo, that's--
-Dude.
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Dude, let's just watch
Riverdale.
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-Are you bugging out
because of this creep?
-No.
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Oh, my God.
And Beatrice?
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She just got fired as editor
of Teen Vogue Online.
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Now I'm fourth in line
to replace her.
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Oh! It's like Game of Thrones,
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but for a fashion-savvy
social warrior.
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Here's to that.
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And Adam, at least you'll have
plenty of introvert
work-from-home time
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once Kyle's gone.
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Yes. Wait, what?
What do you mean?
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I'm flying out
to Arkansas tonight.
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Your mom!My mom's hysterectomy.
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I'm gonna help out until
my sisters can get there.
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Right. Sorry.
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Well, it might
do you some good.
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No distractions.
Except the Internet.
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- Another drink?
- Yes, please.
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Hey, I am so sorry.
That was super messed up.
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I do remember, I promise.
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It's okay. All right?
I get it. All right?
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We both have a lot
going on right now.
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But this,
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we gotta maintain
a full signal between us
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or else the call gets dropped.
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I don't want that.
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Me neither.
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Okay.
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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♪ You were talking about♪
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♪ All the time
That you've been spending♪♪♪
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♪ Do you
Do you have an idea♪♪♪
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♪ All the time
That you've been friending♪♪♪
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♪ I think you've got
A good idea♪♪♪
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♪ Of the time
You've been wasting♪♪♪
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♪ On and on and on♪
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♪ And it goes on
And on and on♪♪♪
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♪ And you say that you know♪
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♪ Every time
That you've been trending♪
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♪ And you
And you say that you know♪
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♪ Everyone who you've been
Friending♪♪♪
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♪ But you'll never find out♪
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♪ Everyone who you've been
Offending♪♪♪
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♪ On and on and on♪♪♪
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♪ And it goes on and on and on
It goes on and on♪♪♪
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Ping!
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Fuckin' twat.
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Why don't you die in a fire?
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Don't judge me,
you're not my mom.
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Sometimes you gotta
troll the trolls.
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Internet...
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educate him.
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See?
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I'm relatable AF.
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I love you too.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you hungry?
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All right. Come on.
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I should drink
and post more often.
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Please stand away
from the platform edge.
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Shit.
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Thanks, man.
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Baby steps. Baby steps.
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I really didn't
sleep well this weekend.
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Lonely without Kyle already?
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I had sleep paralysis.
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Hmm?It's where you wake up,
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but you can't move,
but you can see.
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That's a real thing?Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I haven't had it
since my final year
of college.
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It's, like,
stress-related
or something,
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but they say
you can see things
because...
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your brain is
still dreaming.
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Mm-hmm.But I've never had it
that bad before.
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I don't know, it--
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it just felt very real,
you know?
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Did you want me to come over
at night to protect you?
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I think I'll be fine.
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Adam!
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You've seen my son,
Dear David, haven't you?
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Dear David.
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You saw him.
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What does he want?
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You can ask him,
but only two questions.
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Never three.
247
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,226
Why?
248
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,490
Ask him yourself.
249
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,779
David?
250
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,856
What are you doing tonight?
251
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,947
This one
says the ghost of
a masturbating chimp
252
00:25:15,121 --> 00:25:18,211
roams the hallways
of their stately home.
253
00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:21,650
There are actually
a lot of weirdos out there.
254
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,568
Not you. You're under
a lot of pressure.
255
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:27,786
Hmm.
256
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,745
It's your turn.Okay.
257
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:35,098
I feel like this game is
trying to tell me something.
258
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,273
What do you think?
259
00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:38,971
A hundred percent.Hmm.
260
00:25:39,145 --> 00:25:41,017
That you're a total failure.I'm a total failure.
261
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,627
Mm-hmm.Yeah, thought so.
262
00:25:42,801 --> 00:25:44,455
You should have let me
bring my Ouija board over.
263
00:25:44,629 --> 00:25:47,719
Then we'd really figure out
what's bothering you.
264
00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:50,374
I'm not trying to invite
more paranormal activity,
265
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:51,723
thank you very much.
266
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,514
It's just the cats.
267
00:26:05,345 --> 00:26:06,608
Are you serious?
268
00:26:08,914 --> 00:26:11,700
Ellis. Oh, my God.
269
00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:19,055
-That's really weird.
-What is?
270
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,926
They don't want me
to touch it.
271
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,928
- Oh!
- No!
272
00:26:28,107 --> 00:26:30,109
It's just a camera.
273
00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:41,251
It even takes photos
like a real camera.
274
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,166
I should go
and get some work done.
275
00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,040
Get some sleep.
276
00:26:48,214 --> 00:26:50,956
Dream of hot men,
not dead boys.
277
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:17,026
Hey, you. How's it going?
278
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,071
My mom's home, she's good.
279
00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:21,465
Although struggling
to go number two.
280
00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:23,206
We bought her all kinds
of fiber supplements...
281
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,947
What the hell?
282
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,209
...but we don't want her to
burst her stitches.
283
00:27:26,339 --> 00:27:27,514
- Ew. God.
- Love yo--
284
00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:29,995
Not now, Kyle.
285
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,782
No. People will think I'm nuts.
286
00:29:53,399 --> 00:29:57,012
Who are you?
287
00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:03,409
Just a follower.
288
00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:48,628
You guys moving out?
289
00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,543
Uh, sure are.
290
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,024
Any particular reason?
291
00:30:53,198 --> 00:30:55,026
Like, uh, I don't know,
292
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,334
bad dreams, or a creepy kid
in the corner of the room?
293
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,510
Half a head?
294
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:03,861
-Nah, bro.
-We're moving upstate.
295
00:31:04,035 --> 00:31:04,993
Oh.
296
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,168
Good luck.
297
00:31:20,051 --> 00:31:22,575
And even if you are right
and it's all in my head
298
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:24,099
and I'm just a crazy person,
299
00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,404
look how big
this apartment is.
300
00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:27,841
It's a win-win, baby!
301
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:31,323
Hmm. I think they recommend
moving further
than just up the stairs.
302
00:31:32,672 --> 00:31:36,198
Oh, and, hey,
no more sex sounds
above you.
303
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:39,070
Downstairs is available
if you want to hear mine.
304
00:31:39,244 --> 00:31:40,985
Ew, gross.
305
00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:42,378
That's homophobia.
306
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:43,901
No, it's not!
307
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:45,555
Oh, my God.
308
00:31:47,513 --> 00:31:49,080
What is this?Oh, God.
309
00:31:49,254 --> 00:31:50,647
Is that you?Mm-hmm.
310
00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,127
Ah!
311
00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:54,216
This is me and all
of my childhood friends.
312
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:58,611
That's my best friend Link
and we're saving
the Princess Zelda.
313
00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:01,614
-Oh, my God,
you had an imaginary friend.
-Hmm.
314
00:32:01,788 --> 00:32:05,227
That's such
an only child thing.Hmm. Yeah, I know.
315
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:08,186
No wonder you looked
so lost and lonely
before I adopted you at work.
316
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,448
Hmm.
317
00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:44,701
Hey, babies.
What are you looking at?
318
00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:49,880
What the hell
are you looking at?
319
00:33:07,898 --> 00:33:09,769
Shit.
320
00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,468
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
321
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:23,783
What?
322
00:33:24,871 --> 00:33:26,786
Are you fucking kidding me?
323
00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:28,701
Oh, come on.
324
00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,704
Yes, yes, yes.
325
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:17,446
Call, call, call.
326
00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:24,453
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
327
00:34:25,323 --> 00:34:26,324
No.
328
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,460
Just breathing.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
329
00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:33,418
You're okay.
330
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:08,410
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
331
00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,977
I don't like scary
things, really, but I was,
like, riveted by this.
332
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:15,634
Oh! Speak of the devil!
Adam E! There he is.
333
00:35:15,808 --> 00:35:17,680
Why didn't you tell me
what you were working on?
334
00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:20,335
Uh...
335
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:23,076
-Uh, what am I working on?
-All right, Mr. Modest.
336
00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:26,515
This Dear David story,
it's crazy good.
337
00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:29,039
It feels personal,
but, uh, digestible.
338
00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:31,737
It's fresh.
It's like a whole new format.
339
00:35:31,911 --> 00:35:35,350
I was telling these guys,
I was afraid to leave
my room last night.
340
00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:40,050
So, um, yeah, so that--
341
00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:42,835
so that story is--
is actually happening.
342
00:35:43,009 --> 00:35:44,750
It's totally happening.
343
00:35:44,924 --> 00:35:46,317
It's rad too. I like how
you're bringing that back.
344
00:35:46,491 --> 00:35:48,189
It's like
what we talked about.
345
00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:50,713
I'm not taking credit
for this, but I told you.
346
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,454
It's not just about
the pep talk,
347
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,369
you had to dig in and find it,
and you did.
348
00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,022
In fact,
I'm gonna spotlight it
on the home page,
349
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,286
so I want you
to put something together.
350
00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,811
You know, liven it up
with some-- some GIFs
and memes and stuff.
351
00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:04,422
You're good at that.
Make it fun. Okay?
352
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,250
-Norris, go ahead.
-Uh...
353
00:36:06,424 --> 00:36:09,253
"Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson
From Dawson's Creek
354
00:36:09,427 --> 00:36:11,386
is a Little Bitch Boy."
355
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,257
- Ooh.
- The word "bitch" might be-- -Too much, yeah.
356
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,443
This feels wrong.
357
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,010
It feels dirty or something.
I don't know.
358
00:36:28,707 --> 00:36:30,796
Not fun dirty,
bad dirty.
359
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,846
Let them vote
on what you do next.
360
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,978
That's a really good idea.Mm-hmm.
361
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:44,245
Number one, Ouija board?
362
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,595
Definitely.
363
00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,337
Number two, hire a medium?
I like that one.
364
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:50,860
Mm-hmm.I don't hate it.
365
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,122
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
366
00:36:52,296 --> 00:36:53,384
It's a good number two.
367
00:36:53,558 --> 00:36:54,516
Three.
368
00:36:55,734 --> 00:36:58,389
Oh, my God.
You have to pick that one.
369
00:36:58,563 --> 00:36:59,651
For real?Mm-hmm!
370
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:09,313
I rid you of evil.
371
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,663
I rid you of evil.
372
00:37:13,926 --> 00:37:15,928
I rid you of evil.
373
00:37:16,755 --> 00:37:18,931
I rid you of evil!
374
00:37:22,587 --> 00:37:24,154
I don't remember
inviting you over.
375
00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:27,200
Please, I'm the least
of your uninvited problems.
376
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:28,985
Ooh.
377
00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:31,814
Someone says that
I should get a sleep talk app
378
00:37:31,988 --> 00:37:34,033
to record
what happens at night.
379
00:37:34,207 --> 00:37:36,079
I like it.Hmm.
380
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:38,037
I think
I might do that tonight.
381
00:37:38,211 --> 00:37:41,693
Maybe Dear David is like Link?
382
00:37:41,867 --> 00:37:43,913
Just another imaginary friend.
383
00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,697
He's not imaginary.
384
00:37:45,871 --> 00:37:47,917
Uh, what does Kyle think?
385
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:51,921
I don't know.
386
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:55,968
I haven't spoken to him
in a while,
he's MIA on this whole trip.
387
00:37:56,142 --> 00:37:57,405
I think he's mad at me.
388
00:37:58,319 --> 00:37:59,711
Why would he be mad at you?
389
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,149
I haven't called him back.
390
00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:13,334
Okay, fine, if you must know,
391
00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:14,987
it's because he keeps
saying "I love you"
392
00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:16,249
and I don't know how
to respond to that.
393
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,034
Okay? That's why.
394
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,602
If you don't wanna listen
to Kyle and his feelings,
395
00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:23,953
then he's not gonna
be there for you
and your ghost problems.
396
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:19,068
What... do you...
397
00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:23,115
want from me?
398
00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:37,042
That's two!
399
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,127
What do you...
400
00:41:20,172 --> 00:41:21,739
want from me?
401
00:41:22,348 --> 00:41:23,785
That's two!
402
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,236
What the hell is that?
403
00:42:58,053 --> 00:43:01,056
- Adam, Adam.
- It's me, it's me.
404
00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,582
What the hell is going on?
405
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:09,020
It's me.
406
00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:19,727
That's it.
That's everything, I hope.
407
00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:23,644
You know why
I love your comics so much?
408
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,211
Why?
409
00:43:26,385 --> 00:43:29,084
It's the only way I feel like
I actually get to know you.
410
00:43:29,258 --> 00:43:30,999
My cartoons do
the talking for me,
411
00:43:31,173 --> 00:43:33,262
there's nothing
wrong with that.
412
00:43:33,436 --> 00:43:35,830
There is when you never
actually say
anything that's real.
413
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,483
That is so unfair.
414
00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:39,181
Maybe you never listen
when I do,
415
00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:40,704
but I talk to you a lot.
416
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:45,013
Sure, in sarcasm and memes.
417
00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:50,148
Which is cute until my friends
ask me if a ghost
is haunting me too,
418
00:43:50,322 --> 00:43:52,368
and I have no idea
what they're talking about
419
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:55,197
until I see this shit online
like one of your...
420
00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:56,720
fucking followers.
421
00:43:56,894 --> 00:43:58,853
I tried calling,
you were blowing me off.
422
00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:00,681
I thought you were mad at me,
I was giving you space.
423
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:03,161
I've been calling.
Texting.
424
00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:05,033
Look.
425
00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:10,299
You moved apartments
and didn't say
anything to me.
426
00:44:11,909 --> 00:44:13,694
And then Jaxon
sends me this.
427
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:16,958
He found it last week.
428
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:18,829
I'm not on Grindr.
429
00:44:19,003 --> 00:44:20,788
Someone is obviously
catfishing me.
430
00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:22,398
You can get that photo online.
431
00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:29,013
Look, I'm not on Grindr,
I deleted it
when we started dating.
432
00:44:34,062 --> 00:44:35,977
I didn't--
I didn't put that on there.
433
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,369
I don't know how
that got there.
434
00:44:37,543 --> 00:44:39,850
I promise you,
I deleted it. I did.
435
00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:41,809
What the hell?
436
00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:47,684
Jesus Christ, Adam.
437
00:44:48,206 --> 00:44:49,947
Listen...
438
00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:53,734
I don't understand what you're
going through right now,
439
00:44:55,213 --> 00:44:57,389
but until you
sort yourself out...
440
00:44:58,869 --> 00:45:00,088
I need space.
441
00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:04,005
You're breaking up with me?
442
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:05,876
How can I be with someone
443
00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:08,400
when I never know what's
really going on with them?
444
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:25,243
♪ I think last night♪
445
00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:30,335
♪ You were driving circles
Around me♪♪♪
446
00:45:32,424 --> 00:45:33,948
♪ I think last night♪
447
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:38,387
♪ You were driving circles
Around me♪
448
00:45:52,705 --> 00:45:56,709
♪ It's the blaze
Across my nightgown♪
449
00:45:59,103 --> 00:46:00,322
♪ It's the phone's ring♪♪♪
450
00:46:08,547 --> 00:46:09,897
What's been going on
with Adam?
451
00:46:10,071 --> 00:46:11,333
Yeah, what's going on?
452
00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,204
I don't--
453
00:46:13,378 --> 00:46:15,076
- I don't know.
- It's weird, right?
454
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,773
Yeah, it is.
I really don't know.
455
00:46:16,947 --> 00:46:18,601
We're supposed
to be best friends, and--
456
00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:20,908
Honey, nobody cares
about ghosts.
457
00:46:21,082 --> 00:46:22,126
Ooh...
458
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:26,827
Really though.
459
00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:28,654
Kyle's been saying
the same thing.
460
00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:31,092
He said that Adam
didn't even ask
461
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:32,484
about his mom's surgery,
462
00:46:32,658 --> 00:46:34,138
which is weird.
463
00:46:34,312 --> 00:46:35,748
It's just not really like him.
464
00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,898
Please stand away
from the platform edge,
465
00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:57,640
especially when trains enter
and leave the station.
466
00:48:23,682 --> 00:48:24,814
Yes! Yes!
467
00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:32,082
Shit, shit. Oh, my God.
468
00:48:32,256 --> 00:48:35,825
Whoa. No, no. No, no, no.
God. Stop, stop.
469
00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:37,566
-No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
470
00:48:37,696 --> 00:48:40,221
Oh, my God. Whoa.
471
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:43,354
No.
472
00:48:44,442 --> 00:48:45,487
Oh, fuck it.
473
00:48:49,447 --> 00:48:51,014
I'm not on Grindr.
I deleted it.
474
00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:52,755
He's not imaginary.
Oh, my God.
475
00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:54,539
Because he keeps saying
"I love you."
476
00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,124
What?
477
00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:44,927
I've told you to go to bed
three times and I find you
looking at this?
478
00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:48,060
What's wrong with you, David?
479
00:51:48,235 --> 00:51:49,888
Why are you looking
at this filth?
480
00:51:51,325 --> 00:51:52,543
Answer me!
481
00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:54,893
What's wrong with you?
482
00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:09,038
David?
483
00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:12,824
Oh, my God! Please stop.
484
00:52:12,998 --> 00:52:14,478
Please stop.
485
00:53:37,082 --> 00:53:40,042
You owe me big time
for covering for you
at work yesterday.
486
00:53:41,913 --> 00:53:44,002
You know it's not
all about your followers?
487
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:46,962
Hello?
488
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:51,140
Is everything okay?Do you know how to find out
489
00:53:51,314 --> 00:53:53,490
who this handle belongs to?
490
00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:55,971
You really think a weird account
is haunting your apartment?
491
00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:57,929
I woke up hanging out of
the fucking window last night.
492
00:53:58,103 --> 00:53:59,279
It's not a joke.
493
00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:02,630
Are you serious?
494
00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:05,285
You didn't put that
in your thread.'Cause it's too insane.
495
00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:07,896
Maybe you should
see a doctor or something,
496
00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,246
do a sleep study before
you really hurt yourself.
497
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:12,944
I'm fine, I just...
498
00:54:14,076 --> 00:54:15,382
need to find out
who this is.
499
00:54:16,731 --> 00:54:18,254
Ask Kyle,
he did all those exposés.
500
00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:20,604
He broke up with me.
501
00:54:22,867 --> 00:54:25,174
Adam Ellis! My office!
502
00:54:26,218 --> 00:54:27,263
Now!
503
00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:29,091
Fuck.
504
00:54:31,049 --> 00:54:31,963
Wish me luck.
505
00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:33,182
Wh--
506
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,668
This is crazy, Adam.
507
00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:42,191
Um...
508
00:54:42,365 --> 00:54:44,367
Yeah. No, that's--
Yeah, no, it's all--
509
00:54:44,541 --> 00:54:46,500
It's true,
it's all happening.I got the LA office calling
510
00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:49,851
and asking what's happening
and I don't know
what to tell them.
511
00:54:50,025 --> 00:54:51,592
Which they don't like,
of course.
512
00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:54,986
And I don't like it,
so tell me. How does this end?
513
00:54:56,814 --> 00:54:58,294
I don't-- I don't know.
514
00:54:58,468 --> 00:54:59,861
The reason I'm asking...Yeah, no--
515
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,993
...because you're being
weirdly coy,
516
00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:04,822
um, is because I'm thinking
about taking this thing
much bigger.
517
00:55:04,996 --> 00:55:06,868
I mean, not that
it's not right now, but--
518
00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:10,741
I'm thinking
we take it multimedia,
not just one quadrant.
519
00:55:10,915 --> 00:55:13,048
I think we go four quadrants
on this thing, you know?
520
00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:14,963
And we take it to the mat.
521
00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,487
We could really make this,
like, a thing. You know?
522
00:55:17,661 --> 00:55:20,621
This could be-- I mean,
I'm not diminishing--
It already is big.
523
00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:23,798
But I'm talking, like--
I mean, like, worldwide.
524
00:55:31,501 --> 00:55:32,720
What's going on?
525
00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:35,026
Is everything okay?
526
00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,202
What happened?
527
00:55:38,247 --> 00:55:39,553
Pics or it didn't happen.
528
00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:44,949
Ellis, wh--
529
00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:03,011
Come on, pick up.
530
00:56:03,141 --> 00:56:04,752
I said I needed space.
531
00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:08,408
I know, I'm sorry.
I just need help, Kyle.
532
00:56:10,758 --> 00:56:12,324
Yeah, I'm aware.
533
00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:19,462
This is me trying
to say something...
534
00:56:20,550 --> 00:56:21,551
real.
535
00:56:23,510 --> 00:56:24,859
Is this you hearing me?
536
00:56:27,165 --> 00:56:29,385
What do you need?
537
00:56:29,559 --> 00:56:31,866
I really need to find out
what's behind
this anonymous user handle.
538
00:56:31,996 --> 00:56:34,259
That's not what I meant, Adam.
539
00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:36,827
And it's not an easy ask,
all sorts of privacy issues.
540
00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:38,525
Please?
541
00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:40,440
Whatever it is
is trying to kill me.
542
00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:42,006
The ghost?
543
00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:45,532
Adam, I'm worried about you.
544
00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:47,359
Maybe you should talk
to someone.
545
00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:50,188
I'm talking to you.
546
00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:54,279
Please, Kyle.
547
00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:57,979
Text me the handle.
548
00:56:59,894 --> 00:57:00,938
Thanks.
549
00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:16,824
You said that the spirit
harmed you, like, physically?
550
00:57:16,998 --> 00:57:19,087
Yeah, um, look at, uh--
551
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:24,484
Yeah, it hurt, and, um...
552
00:57:25,223 --> 00:57:26,790
it gave me a nosebleed.
553
00:57:26,964 --> 00:57:30,838
There's a strange energy
coming from this corner here.
554
00:57:31,012 --> 00:57:32,492
It's really unusual.
555
00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,058
Yeah, so that's
where I first saw him.
556
00:57:34,232 --> 00:57:36,583
I was getting sleep paralysis,
557
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,281
and I wake up and I see him,
558
00:57:39,455 --> 00:57:42,414
but I see him
in real life now as well.
559
00:57:42,589 --> 00:57:46,418
Starting in your dreams
doesn't mean that's actually
where it started, yeah?
560
00:57:46,593 --> 00:57:47,637
Okay.
561
00:57:47,811 --> 00:57:49,683
-This area...
-Right?
562
00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:52,642
...harbors an awful lot
of negativity.
563
00:57:52,816 --> 00:57:55,123
Yes. Yeah,
it's the Internet.
564
00:57:58,474 --> 00:58:03,218
Some... ghosts, if that's
the word you choose to use...
565
00:58:03,392 --> 00:58:04,436
Right.
566
00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:07,352
...can tap into your thoughts.
567
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:11,618
Did you do something
to invite it into your life?
568
00:58:16,187 --> 00:58:18,189
This number keeps calling me.
569
00:58:18,363 --> 00:58:20,888
I thought it was a prank
at first too, but it's--
I don't think it is.
570
00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:22,542
And I think it's--
I think it's connected
571
00:58:22,716 --> 00:58:24,544
because
whenever I pick it up--
572
00:58:24,718 --> 00:58:26,458
I'm not-- I'm not crazy.
573
00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:29,113
I know how this sounds.
I'm not.
574
00:58:29,287 --> 00:58:32,377
Is that the primary device
you use to document
your experiences?
575
00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:33,465
Um...
576
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,641
yeah.
577
00:58:35,598 --> 00:58:36,991
Is that bad?
578
00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:40,298
I don't know,
if I'm being perfectly honest.
579
00:58:40,472 --> 00:58:43,171
What I do know
is that whatever it is,
580
00:58:43,345 --> 00:58:45,086
is not connected
to this space,
581
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:47,218
it's connected to you.
582
00:58:47,392 --> 00:58:48,829
To me?
583
00:58:49,873 --> 00:58:52,136
So what does that mean?
What do I do?
584
00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:54,661
You gotta figure out
who and what it really is
and what it really wants.
585
00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:56,488
It's a child ghost
called David,
586
00:58:56,663 --> 00:58:59,143
and I'm pretty sure it wants
to kill me. I told you that.
587
00:58:59,317 --> 00:59:01,276
Yes,
that's what he told you
588
00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,452
in your paralysis-induced
dreams.
589
00:59:03,626 --> 00:59:05,280
Exactly.
590
00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:07,761
Spirits don't always appear
as they actually are.
591
00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,850
They're gonna show you
what they want you to see
592
00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:12,026
and they are gonna tell you
what they want you to hear,
593
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,811
and the truth is often
far more complicated.
594
01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,838
Thanks for
joining me, Mr. Ellis.
595
01:00:25,012 --> 01:00:27,492
I know the note thing
is a bit odd
and a bit old-fashioned,
596
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,451
but I have my own reasons.
597
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,846
My name is Phyllis Crainey.
I'm an Internet sleuth.
598
01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:35,196
Okay.
599
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,285
I have a keen interest
in the paranormal.
600
01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:40,810
Sorry, does that mean
you investigate
Internet ghosts?
601
01:00:40,984 --> 01:00:42,856
It's not as uncommon
as you think.
602
01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:44,379
- I keep--
- Here you go.
603
01:00:46,642 --> 01:00:49,558
I keep having
these nightmares.
604
01:00:49,732 --> 01:00:53,040
There's a boy with a--
with a caved in head.
605
01:00:53,214 --> 01:00:55,042
And there's a woman,
606
01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:57,261
she has, like,
long straggly hair,
it's like--
607
01:00:57,435 --> 01:00:58,480
Loopy Linda.
608
01:00:59,829 --> 01:01:02,049
Loopy Linda?Linda Johnson.
609
01:01:02,223 --> 01:01:05,400
I always assumed
she was mentally ill.
610
01:01:05,574 --> 01:01:07,924
That was until
I read your articles.
611
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:11,101
Linda is what you would call
"Internet famous,"
612
01:01:11,275 --> 01:01:13,451
especially on the Deep Web.
613
01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,889
It started off with these
message board users
614
01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:19,414
sharing interviews
of a psychiatric patient
called Linda
615
01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:22,373
saying and doing
all kinds of crazy stuff.
616
01:01:22,547 --> 01:01:24,245
Like-- Like what?
617
01:01:24,419 --> 01:01:28,423
She'd be drawing
a boy with a crushed head,
618
01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:30,033
saying things like,
"I fought the devil."
619
01:01:30,773 --> 01:01:32,470
"Don't ask three."
620
01:01:32,644 --> 01:01:35,517
A tape of her suicide
even made it on there.
621
01:01:35,691 --> 01:01:38,128
Suicide?
Why would anyone
post that?
622
01:01:38,302 --> 01:01:41,610
It's the Internet.
It's anonymous, and that...
623
01:01:42,654 --> 01:01:44,700
can bring out the worst
in some people.
624
01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:48,399
How many questions
have you asked him?
625
01:01:49,966 --> 01:01:51,751
Two.
626
01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,275
The three questions
are a basic incantation.
627
01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,844
You've invited this
"Dear David" into your life.
628
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,717
What do I do?
629
01:02:01,891 --> 01:02:04,111
Search for "Loopy Linda."
630
01:02:04,241 --> 01:02:05,808
That's where you'll find
your answers.
631
01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:07,549
Linda?
632
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,378
It's Dr. Landers.
633
01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:15,426
Are you still
having trouble sleeping?
634
01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,778
It comes in the darkness.
635
01:02:20,257 --> 01:02:25,567
It feeds on our fears,
anxiety and suffering.
636
01:02:27,612 --> 01:02:29,136
I can hear it in my sleep.
637
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:33,227
Linda. Linda.
638
01:02:33,357 --> 01:02:36,317
Your delusions are something
that your mind has made up
639
01:02:36,447 --> 01:02:39,494
to help you cope
with the trauma.
640
01:02:39,668 --> 01:02:43,411
You need to accept reality
if you want to get better.
641
01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:44,847
You murdered your husband.
642
01:02:44,978 --> 01:02:46,893
No, I didn't. I didn't.
643
01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:49,243
And you inflicted severe
head trauma upon your son.
644
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:51,201
He's not my son.
645
01:02:51,332 --> 01:02:54,030
He is your son,
and you put him
in a coma
646
01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:56,511
from which
he might never wake up.
647
01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:59,383
Good.
Don't let it ever wake up,
648
01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:00,732
because it's coming for me.
649
01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,386
I know it's coming for me.
650
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,519
But I am not gonna let it,
because you know why?
651
01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:08,349
I fought the devil.
I fought the fucking devil.
652
01:03:08,479 --> 01:03:10,090
I fought the dev--
653
01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:14,921
Go back. Go back, go back.
654
01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:17,140
He's not my son.
655
01:03:17,314 --> 01:03:19,926
He is your son,
and you put him in a coma
656
01:03:20,056 --> 01:03:22,102
from which
he might never wake up.
657
01:03:23,146 --> 01:03:24,669
...put him in a coma
658
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:26,715
from which
he might never wake up.
659
01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:33,200
David Johnson coma.
660
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:35,855
Coma, coma, coma.
David Johnson. Davi--
661
01:03:36,029 --> 01:03:37,682
Oh, my God. No way.
662
01:03:39,075 --> 01:03:43,079
"David Johnson has awoken
after 21 long years in a coma.
663
01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:48,911
Doctors at
NewYork-Presbyterian
Hospital say
664
01:03:49,085 --> 01:03:51,435
he is still yet to speak,
but is recovering well,
665
01:03:51,609 --> 01:03:54,743
and was only ten
when his mother
went inexplicably insane,
666
01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:56,832
killing her husband before...
667
01:03:58,747 --> 01:04:01,228
going on
to crush David's skull...
668
01:04:02,577 --> 01:04:04,274
with a computer monitor."
669
01:04:15,938 --> 01:04:16,939
Sir?
670
01:04:18,506 --> 01:04:20,160
Sir, can I help you
with something?
671
01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,075
Oh, yeah, um...
672
01:04:25,034 --> 01:04:28,168
I'm looking for a patient,
David Johnson.
673
01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:30,257
He was admitted in 1996.
674
01:04:30,431 --> 01:04:32,128
Severe head trauma.
675
01:04:34,217 --> 01:04:37,220
That's weird,
there's not much here.
676
01:04:37,394 --> 01:04:39,875
There might be
some hard copy files
out back,
677
01:04:40,049 --> 01:04:44,010
but unless you're family,
I can't give you
his medical records.
678
01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:45,707
His family are all dead.
679
01:04:45,881 --> 01:04:48,666
My condolences,
but I still
can't release these.
680
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:49,929
They're too fresh.
681
01:04:51,408 --> 01:04:52,888
Too fresh?
What does that mean?
682
01:04:53,062 --> 01:04:54,934
Well, he died
a few days ago.
683
01:05:02,245 --> 01:05:05,205
Sir, what is your relationship
to the deceased?
684
01:05:12,255 --> 01:05:13,474
I'm...
685
01:05:15,606 --> 01:05:19,436
being haunted by
the ghost of his child self.
686
01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:23,745
Okay, so the department
you really need to go see
is psychiatric,
687
01:05:23,919 --> 01:05:26,443
and you need to go
to another location
for those services,
688
01:05:26,617 --> 01:05:29,229
so let me find someone
that can help you
with that.
689
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,066
Security to reception.
690
01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:42,982
Security to reception.
691
01:05:47,725 --> 01:05:48,770
Okay.
692
01:05:49,989 --> 01:05:51,773
Records, records, records.
693
01:05:52,730 --> 01:05:55,124
Johnson. Year, '96.
694
01:05:57,997 --> 01:05:59,346
David Johnson.
695
01:06:06,135 --> 01:06:08,137
Security to reception.
696
01:06:10,139 --> 01:06:11,749
Dr. Landers.
697
01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:20,019
Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope
you have some answers for me.
698
01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:39,821
Dr. Landers?
699
01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,395
Dr. Landers?
700
01:07:04,889 --> 01:07:06,413
What?
701
01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:14,551
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
702
01:07:40,011 --> 01:07:41,448
Dr. Landers?
703
01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:57,551
Oh.
704
01:08:08,953 --> 01:08:10,129
Get out!
705
01:08:21,357 --> 01:08:23,098
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
706
01:08:23,272 --> 01:08:24,795
I need to report a dead body.
707
01:08:37,634 --> 01:08:40,159
Hey, what happened to you
and your sisters, anyway?
708
01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,378
You were all so close...
709
01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:46,165
All right, you little shit.
Let's dance.
710
01:08:46,295 --> 01:08:48,079
I keep hoping
you'll change your mind.
711
01:08:48,210 --> 01:08:50,560
Can we please just
talk about something else?
712
01:08:50,734 --> 01:08:52,562
I just want you to know
I'm here for you.
713
01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:01,310
- Andy, please help me.
- I've tried to help you.
714
01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:05,358
You didn't want my help,
remember?
715
01:09:05,488 --> 01:09:07,316
Do you know how many times
I tried to get you
to tell me the truth?
716
01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:09,144
I practically begged you.
717
01:09:11,755 --> 01:09:12,887
But no.
718
01:09:13,888 --> 01:09:15,629
You decided
to protect your girlfriends.
719
01:09:16,717 --> 01:09:18,414
I loved you so much.
720
01:09:38,521 --> 01:09:41,220
Fuck you.
721
01:10:05,026 --> 01:10:07,376
Hey, Aurora.
722
01:10:08,899 --> 01:10:11,554
Call Evelyn.
723
01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:13,774
Sorry, can you repeat that?
724
01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:18,257
Call... Evelyn.
725
01:10:20,389 --> 01:10:22,957
I'm sorry,
can you repeat that?
726
01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:28,615
Call-- Call Kyle.
727
01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:31,357
Calling Kyle.
728
01:10:38,581 --> 01:10:40,627
Hi, it's Kyle.
I'd love to talk,
729
01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:42,368
but I can't right now.
730
01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,195
Please leave a message
after the tone
731
01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:46,372
and I'll get
back to you soon. Take care--
732
01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:58,079
Oh, my God.
733
01:11:15,096 --> 01:11:16,315
Hey.
734
01:11:18,882 --> 01:11:20,928
Can I talk to you
about something?
735
01:11:21,102 --> 01:11:22,321
Are you kidding?
736
01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:25,454
Are you mad at me?
737
01:11:25,628 --> 01:11:27,500
Does it matter?
738
01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:30,241
You're Internet famous
and I'm just a wannabe,
right?
739
01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:32,722
I can pick up your slack
at work but you can't pick up
your phone when I text.
740
01:11:32,896 --> 01:11:35,508
You're not the only one
who hates being ignored.
741
01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:40,164
I don't know
what you're talking about.
742
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:42,689
I really don't.
743
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:44,255
Those DMs last night?
744
01:11:45,126 --> 01:11:46,736
Eat shit.
745
01:11:52,568 --> 01:11:54,091
What?
746
01:11:54,265 --> 01:11:56,311
I didn't write these.
I didn't write these.
747
01:12:06,669 --> 01:12:09,280
Hey.
748
01:12:09,411 --> 01:12:11,326
So it turns out
my contact didn't have
to break any privacy rules
749
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,154
regarding
the {-_-_-_David handle.
750
01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:17,114
Oh.
751
01:12:18,681 --> 01:12:20,944
That's good. Why?
752
01:12:21,467 --> 01:12:22,903
It doesn't exist.
753
01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:29,300
But it do-- I mean,
I'm looking at it right now.
754
01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:32,216
Adam.
755
01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:35,611
Yeah, I'm here.
756
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:39,572
I think it's time
you let this go.
757
01:12:46,317 --> 01:12:48,363
Okay. Yeah.
758
01:12:51,932 --> 01:12:53,150
Well, thanks. Thanks.
759
01:12:54,238 --> 01:12:57,154
Hey, can you take a look
at my newest list?
760
01:12:57,328 --> 01:12:58,591
I want to make sure
it's relatable,
761
01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:00,375
and you're
super good at that.
762
01:13:02,986 --> 01:13:04,423
Yeah, sure.
763
01:13:05,424 --> 01:13:07,382
Yeah, let's do it! Yeah.Thanks. Yeah.
764
01:13:09,036 --> 01:13:10,516
Should be in your inbox.
765
01:13:28,664 --> 01:13:30,231
Why, Norris?
766
01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:31,972
Uh...
767
01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:33,626
Do you not want to do it?
768
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,279
Do I want to--
No, I don't want to do it.
769
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,151
Why would you
even send me that?
770
01:13:37,325 --> 01:13:38,979
I-- I just thought
you could do it
as a favor.
771
01:13:39,153 --> 01:13:41,938
As a fa--
Are you a fucking psycho?
Is that the problem?
772
01:13:42,112 --> 01:13:44,027
What? No.Are you fucking sick?
773
01:13:44,201 --> 01:13:45,899
Adam, I'm sorry.
What are you talk--
What's going on?
774
01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:47,596
What are you talking about?
775
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:51,905
Norris just sent me
the most fucked up thing
I've ever seen.
776
01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:54,081
No, I--
I didn't.
777
01:13:54,255 --> 01:13:56,779
Oh, my God.
Are you all in on this?
778
01:13:56,953 --> 01:13:58,389
Adam,
what are you talking about?
779
01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:00,609
Is this some fucking joke?
You think this is funny?
780
01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:02,959
Yeah, everybody
watch the fucking show.
Real funny, huh?
781
01:14:03,133 --> 01:14:07,050
Yeah, really funny.
It's on every fucking screen.
Are you fucking kidding me?
782
01:14:07,224 --> 01:14:09,009
Hey! Whoa!
You guys are so fucking...
783
01:14:09,183 --> 01:14:11,315
-Hey!
-...fucked up!
784
01:14:11,490 --> 01:14:13,666
Yeah, film this.
Fucking film this.
Is that good content for you?
785
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,538
Hey! Hey! What's going on?
786
01:14:16,712 --> 01:14:18,845
Look what the fuck
they just sent me, Bryce!
787
01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:21,543
Huh?That is so fucked up. Look.
788
01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,198
Did it--
No, it didn't say that.
789
01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:25,547
- Okay. Hey.
- They changed it!
790
01:14:25,721 --> 01:14:26,766
-They changed it.
-It's okay.
791
01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:28,594
Come here. Come sit down.
792
01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:30,421
Sit down. Sit down.
793
01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:32,380
-It's all right, everyone.
-It didn't say that.
794
01:14:32,554 --> 01:14:34,556
Go back to work. Stop filming.
But good instincts.
795
01:14:34,730 --> 01:14:36,384
What the--
It didn't say that.Okay, hey. Hey.
796
01:14:36,558 --> 01:14:38,778
It didn't say that.Hey, listen, listen, listen.
797
01:14:38,952 --> 01:14:41,302
Why don't you take
some time off? Yeah?
798
01:14:41,476 --> 01:14:43,652
Get your head right,
all right?
799
01:14:43,826 --> 01:14:46,612
I'm very passionate
about mental health.
It's very important to me.
800
01:14:46,786 --> 01:14:49,353
So go home--
Take all the time
you need, in fact.
801
01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,660
And if it's the end
of the thread
that's stressing you out,
802
01:14:51,834 --> 01:14:53,488
just know
that we can absorb it.
803
01:14:53,662 --> 01:14:56,012
We can workshop it in-house,
it's what we do.
804
01:14:56,186 --> 01:14:58,711
We're a family here
at BuzzFeed, all right?
We look out for each other.
805
01:14:58,885 --> 01:15:00,277
But you need--
806
01:15:00,451 --> 01:15:02,018
You need to take it easy.
807
01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:04,064
You look like shit.
808
01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:07,154
All right, everyone,
it's okay.
809
01:15:07,850 --> 01:15:08,764
That was fun.
810
01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:12,812
Right, it's okay, Norris.
Why don't you take a break?
811
01:15:13,595 --> 01:15:14,683
All right.
812
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,151
Hey, babies.
813
01:15:49,413 --> 01:15:50,414
Come here.
814
01:16:01,643 --> 01:16:02,644
What now?
815
01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:07,910
You're a judgmental
asshole, Kyle,
816
01:16:08,084 --> 01:16:09,608
and I'm fucking sick of it.
817
01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:11,740
Go fuck yourself, Kyle.
818
01:16:12,611 --> 01:16:15,222
I didn't send these. Damn it.
819
01:16:48,951 --> 01:16:50,997
Fuck you!
820
01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:01,790
I'm in control now.
821
01:17:04,532 --> 01:17:05,707
I'm in control.
822
01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:21,592
Fuck off.
823
01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,551
I'm in control,
I'm in control.
824
01:17:25,205 --> 01:17:26,249
Stop.
825
01:17:28,034 --> 01:17:29,252
Stop!
826
01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:31,254
What?
827
01:17:31,428 --> 01:17:32,908
I'm in control, David.
828
01:17:34,997 --> 01:17:35,955
Oh, no.
829
01:17:36,651 --> 01:17:39,219
No. Stop. David, stop.
830
01:17:49,229 --> 01:17:50,230
No, I just saved.
831
01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,277
David,
what the fuck did you do?
832
01:17:56,627 --> 01:17:58,412
That was three questions.
833
01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:01,937
Oh, shit.
That was a question.
No, it was--
834
01:18:23,959 --> 01:18:25,134
What the fuck?
835
01:18:37,059 --> 01:18:38,844
I'm in control.
836
01:18:45,372 --> 01:18:47,417
No. No.
837
01:18:47,591 --> 01:18:49,593
What's going on?
No. No, no, no.
838
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:51,421
Oh, no.
839
01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:00,909
What is happening?
840
01:19:01,083 --> 01:19:03,042
No. Help!
841
01:19:03,825 --> 01:19:06,306
Help me! No!
842
01:19:09,918 --> 01:19:11,528
Help me!
843
01:19:24,585 --> 01:19:28,023
No, no! No! Stop!
844
01:19:38,468 --> 01:19:41,036
Please help me!
845
01:19:43,082 --> 01:19:44,300
No!
846
01:19:51,133 --> 01:19:52,613
Die in a fire!
847
01:19:53,309 --> 01:19:55,834
No!
848
01:20:00,882 --> 01:20:01,883
Adam.
849
01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:15,592
I'm in control.
850
01:20:29,389 --> 01:20:32,348
I'm in control.
851
01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:37,963
You were an artist too?
852
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:48,190
You never ask
about my day.
853
01:20:48,364 --> 01:20:50,758
You never call me back.
People don't like you.
854
01:20:50,932 --> 01:20:52,325
All I wanted
was to be your friend.
855
01:20:52,499 --> 01:20:54,893
Your cartoons, they're empty.
Like you.
856
01:20:55,067 --> 01:20:57,069
You never say anything
that's real.
857
01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:59,767
I have a new list.
"Top Ten Reasons
Adam Ellis is a Dick."
858
01:20:59,941 --> 01:21:01,377
You're only here
to tick some boxes.
859
01:21:01,551 --> 01:21:02,988
You're selfish.
860
01:21:03,162 --> 01:21:04,815
- Self-obsessed.
- You're a fucking--
861
01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:06,382
Asshole!
862
01:21:06,556 --> 01:21:08,602
-And you never say I love you.
-But I--
863
01:21:09,908 --> 01:21:11,692
Why are you saying
this shit to me?
864
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:27,534
You know this, Adam.
865
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:32,278
Deep down,
you know you're worthless.
866
01:21:32,931 --> 01:21:35,063
Accept it, you're alone.
867
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,632
You'll never be enough.
868
01:21:39,459 --> 01:21:40,851
So give up.
869
01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:04,832
He hasn't been
answering his phone.
Have you talked to him at all?
870
01:22:05,006 --> 01:22:06,573
Holy shit! Adam!
871
01:22:11,578 --> 01:22:13,145
- Adam!
- Open up!
872
01:22:13,319 --> 01:22:15,364
- Are you in there? Ellis!
- Can you hear me?
873
01:22:15,538 --> 01:22:16,975
- What the fuck--
- Adam!
874
01:22:18,237 --> 01:22:19,890
What is this place?
This is a nightmare.
875
01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:34,949
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
876
01:22:37,169 --> 01:22:38,648
- Watch out, watch out!
- Ellis!
877
01:22:40,824 --> 01:22:42,522
- Ellis, we're outside.
- Can you hear me?
878
01:22:42,696 --> 01:22:44,393
- I'm not alone.
- Hold on a second.
879
01:22:45,351 --> 01:22:46,569
Hello? Adam!
880
01:22:46,743 --> 01:22:48,267
I'm lonely sometimes,
881
01:22:48,441 --> 01:22:49,790
but I'm not alone.
882
01:22:51,009 --> 01:22:52,488
And I am enough.
883
01:22:55,056 --> 01:22:55,970
I am enough.
884
01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,017
I am enough.
885
01:23:01,367 --> 01:23:03,021
And I'm waking the fuck up.
886
01:23:09,027 --> 01:23:10,028
Adam!
887
01:23:12,595 --> 01:23:13,509
Adam!
888
01:23:13,683 --> 01:23:14,728
Ellis!
889
01:23:15,294 --> 01:23:16,251
Ellis!
890
01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:18,123
Adam, are you in there?
891
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:26,348
We're trying to help.
892
01:23:26,522 --> 01:23:27,697
Ellis!
893
01:23:35,749 --> 01:23:37,490
Ellis!
894
01:24:03,820 --> 01:24:06,693
Die! Die!
895
01:24:16,006 --> 01:24:17,486
Ellis!
896
01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:20,707
Adam!
897
01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:26,582
Here! Come here! I've got you.
898
01:24:26,756 --> 01:24:28,671
Come on!
899
01:25:10,931 --> 01:25:12,585
Stick up on the alpha side.
900
01:25:17,590 --> 01:25:21,463
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
901
01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:26,076
I love you.
902
01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,183
Holy shit.
903
01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:51,189
-Hey, babies.
Come here, come here.
-Look who's here.
904
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:55,367
Come here. You made it.
Come here.
Come here, I got you.
905
01:25:56,063 --> 01:25:57,760
I got you. Come here.
906
01:25:58,631 --> 01:26:00,894
Hey. Here we go.
907
01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,250
Oh. You found them.
908
01:26:15,735 --> 01:26:18,303
I'm so sorry, Ellis.
909
01:26:20,261 --> 01:26:22,220
For not believing you.
910
01:26:22,394 --> 01:26:24,831
Yeah, you told us
something was wrong,
we should have listened.
911
01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:26,049
Yeah.
912
01:26:26,963 --> 01:26:29,357
I pushed you guys away,
it wasn't you.
913
01:26:32,012 --> 01:26:33,535
But I'm here now.
914
01:26:35,015 --> 01:26:36,451
I'm actually present.
915
01:26:41,108 --> 01:26:42,283
I just...
916
01:26:44,372 --> 01:26:46,853
need to work on letting
you guys in more.
917
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,381
And I will.
918
01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:56,906
I promise.
919
01:27:15,403 --> 01:27:17,275
And Adam Ellis's
last tweet was,
920
01:27:17,449 --> 01:27:21,104
"For everyone asking
if I'm alive, I'm doing okay."
921
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:22,454
Peace sign emoji.
922
01:27:23,716 --> 01:27:25,152
I don't know about you,
923
01:27:25,326 --> 01:27:28,242
but I'm calling bullshit
on this whole thing.
924
01:27:28,416 --> 01:27:30,462
Now you tell me what's up.
925
01:27:36,729 --> 01:27:38,905
I see you, BeardedBoy233.
926
01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:40,298
Thank you for the sub.
927
01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:47,653
Ellis is a douchebag
if he thinks that we're gonna
play nice on the Internet
928
01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:49,742
'cause of
his little ghost story.
929
01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,664
Screw you, bitch.
930
01:27:58,838 --> 01:28:00,318
Don't come onto my stream
931
01:28:00,492 --> 01:28:02,450
and try to silence
my free speech.
932
01:28:03,364 --> 01:28:04,626
Thank you.
933
01:28:06,889 --> 01:28:08,848
Come on,
which one of you cucks
934
01:28:09,022 --> 01:28:11,590
made a dumbass
Dear David account?
935
01:28:16,072 --> 01:28:17,509
Okay, I'll play along.
936
01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:23,123
Dear David,
why are you so fugly?
937
01:28:27,693 --> 01:28:29,216
All righty.
938
01:28:29,390 --> 01:28:31,174
Dear David...
939
01:28:31,349 --> 01:28:34,352
...is it because your parents
tried to cancel you?
940
01:28:36,223 --> 01:28:37,442
I feel so bad.
941
01:28:40,358 --> 01:28:43,883
Dear David, for real?
942
01:28:51,847 --> 01:28:52,892
See?
943
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:55,982
This is so dumb.
944
01:28:56,765 --> 01:28:59,638
Way to go, guys.
Frickin' brill--
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