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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,806 --> 00:00:24,412 Tire pressure checked. Water and oil, all good. 2 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,837 A nice cleaning for the windows. 3 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:29,309 That's 3000 exactly, Sir. 4 00:00:31,436 --> 00:00:32,672 Here you go. 5 00:00:34,557 --> 00:00:37,670 There, thank you. Thank you very much. 6 00:00:41,182 --> 00:00:42,664 Come forward please! 7 00:00:45,148 --> 00:00:47,816 Hey! Hey! What are you doing? - Giuse', 8 00:00:47,846 --> 00:00:51,640 this man was looking for you in Calcata. He couldn't find it, so I showed him. 9 00:00:51,753 --> 00:00:54,218 Who is he? - This is Giuseppe. 10 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:56,055 Can I come in for a moment? 11 00:00:56,085 --> 00:00:58,073 Please come in. - Thank you. 12 00:01:01,601 --> 00:01:02,760 Who is he? 13 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:05,883 He's an American. I think a cop. He wants to interrogate you. 14 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:08,261 What did you do? - Me? Nothing? 15 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,093 He said it was serious, important. 16 00:01:10,123 --> 00:01:12,260 If you need a character witness, I'm ready. 17 00:01:13,002 --> 00:01:14,817 A character witness for what? 18 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,436 What do you want, please? 19 00:01:21,466 --> 00:01:23,617 Well, my name is John Collins 20 00:01:23,774 --> 00:01:26,817 and I've been sent to you from the American Embassy here. 21 00:01:26,938 --> 00:01:30,536 We want to ask you a few questions. But first, what's your full name, please? 22 00:01:30,566 --> 00:01:31,873 Giuseppe Marossi. 23 00:01:32,045 --> 00:01:33,461 Where were you born? 24 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:37,393 At Calcata, June 15th, 1930. 25 00:01:37,589 --> 00:01:40,718 Papa and mama? - The late Lando and Maria Peroni. 26 00:01:40,819 --> 00:01:44,144 Why do you say "late"? Are your parents dead? 27 00:01:44,366 --> 00:01:47,542 Yes, Sir. Mama died 10 years ago. - And your father? 28 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,289 Papa died 30 years ago. I think. 29 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:54,156 Why do you say "think"? Aren't you sure? 30 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,286 No, Sir. 31 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,727 Papa disappeared 30 years ago. 32 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:00,367 And hasn't been seen since. - Really? 33 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:02,166 Yes, Sir, I can attest to it. 34 00:02:02,196 --> 00:02:05,278 Keep quiet, you. - And keep it quiet. Shut up, OK? 35 00:02:05,308 --> 00:02:08,938 You haven't seen your papa for 30 years. Why do you say he's dead? 36 00:02:09,071 --> 00:02:11,824 If one hasn't been seen for 30 years, that means he's dead. 37 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:15,165 No, Mr Marossi, your father isn't dead. 38 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:18,739 Your father is alive and in the best of health. 39 00:02:19,075 --> 00:02:22,048 If you want, you can be with him once again. 40 00:02:22,353 --> 00:02:24,887 Would you like that? - Yes, Sir. 41 00:02:25,787 --> 00:02:27,297 You're not happy? 42 00:02:28,196 --> 00:02:30,613 I'm not happy? - You're not happy? 43 00:02:30,914 --> 00:02:32,885 I am happy but where is papa? 44 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:37,809 He's in America and you can join him tomorrow in New York. 45 00:02:39,645 --> 00:02:41,647 In America? How can I do that? 46 00:02:42,093 --> 00:02:44,784 Do you have a passport? - Yes, Sir. 47 00:02:45,027 --> 00:02:47,972 I got it last year when I went with Aurelio to Lourdes. 48 00:02:48,214 --> 00:02:51,789 Were you ever a member of the Communist Party? 49 00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:53,936 Sir, let me be honest. 50 00:02:54,151 --> 00:02:57,418 I have only one friend in my life and it's him. He's a communist. 51 00:02:57,448 --> 00:03:00,272 Aurelio, can I tell him? - Tell him. Are you ashamed? 52 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:02,470 You see, Sir, 53 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:04,880 I'm a painter in my spare time. 54 00:03:05,064 --> 00:03:08,717 To make Aurelio happy, I painted the Communist HQ in Calcata. 55 00:03:08,747 --> 00:03:09,945 Just one window. 56 00:03:10,305 --> 00:03:12,534 What did the fresco depict? 57 00:03:12,788 --> 00:03:15,095 Garibaldi on horseback with Anita dying. 58 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:19,745 We Americans appreciate fairness very much. 59 00:03:19,964 --> 00:03:23,906 You've been very fair with me, Mr Marossi. - Thank you. 60 00:03:23,936 --> 00:03:28,235 Now, it's all been taken care of: ticket, visa. 61 00:03:28,368 --> 00:03:31,024 You can get your vaccination at the airport. 62 00:03:31,054 --> 00:03:34,372 When you arrive, you'll be taken by helicopter 63 00:03:34,402 --> 00:03:36,112 and will land on the roof... 64 00:03:36,163 --> 00:03:39,713 of the American Television ASA Corporation Building. 65 00:03:39,827 --> 00:03:41,060 Got it…? What? 66 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:44,369 It's the TV studio where you'll meet your father. 67 00:03:44,399 --> 00:03:46,484 I'll meet my papa on the TV? Why? 68 00:03:46,514 --> 00:03:51,860 Because at the reunion, you'll be seen by 30 million American viewers. 69 00:03:52,672 --> 00:03:53,672 30 mill… 70 00:03:54,002 --> 00:03:55,528 Why should they care? 71 00:03:55,692 --> 00:03:58,266 Don't say that, Giuseppe. You don't know. 72 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:00,147 You don't know America. 73 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:02,388 Excuse me, Sir. - May I use the telephone? 74 00:04:02,418 --> 00:04:04,852 Please, at your disposal. - Thank you. 75 00:04:07,265 --> 00:04:09,635 Hello? American Embassy? 76 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,861 Yes, I'd like to speak to Alice. 77 00:04:12,314 --> 00:04:13,574 Thanks a lot. 78 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,245 Aure'? 79 00:04:17,086 --> 00:04:18,944 What? Am I dreaming? 80 00:04:18,974 --> 00:04:20,916 No, Giuse', it's really true. 81 00:04:20,946 --> 00:04:23,101 You found him. You found your father. 82 00:04:23,131 --> 00:04:24,691 I found papa? 83 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,648 What shall we do, Aure'? I need to pack. 84 00:04:27,678 --> 00:04:29,782 Leave it to me, Giuse'. What'll you bring? 85 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:32,786 That nice suit, the blue one with the matching shoes. 86 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:37,299 It's ugly but it'll be fine for America. Take this trench hat as a gift. 87 00:04:37,408 --> 00:04:39,372 It's cold in America. It always snows. 88 00:04:39,402 --> 00:04:41,949 Your beret! What about you? - I don't need it, Giuse'. 89 00:04:41,979 --> 00:04:44,469 I've been meaning to let my hair grow. 90 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,124 All done. - Yes? 91 00:04:46,154 --> 00:04:48,599 All done. - Thank you very much. 92 00:04:48,894 --> 00:04:51,436 Ah, you do speak English, Giuseppe. 93 00:04:51,466 --> 00:04:55,007 Just a little, about my job, Sir. - Bravo. Very good. 94 00:04:55,513 --> 00:04:56,538 Thank you. 95 00:04:56,568 --> 00:04:59,104 Tomorrow then at 3, 96 00:04:59,134 --> 00:05:02,741 an Alitalia employee will come by to pick you up 97 00:05:02,771 --> 00:05:05,443 to bring you to the airport. - Yes, Sir. 98 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,879 I recommend that you be on time. - On time. 99 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:11,400 Goodbye, Giuseppe. 100 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:13,986 Buon viaggio. Give my best to daddy. 101 00:05:14,016 --> 00:05:17,253 Yes. - Goodbye, congratulations and good luck. 102 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,896 What can I say? You're very nice and generous. 103 00:05:19,926 --> 00:05:21,711 Thank you. Thank you very much. 104 00:05:23,245 --> 00:05:24,528 Viva America! 105 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:32,271 Aure', would you ever have guessed? 106 00:05:32,569 --> 00:05:33,938 Today, I'm here 107 00:05:34,579 --> 00:05:36,300 and tomorrow in America! 108 00:05:40,747 --> 00:05:48,747 AN ITALIAN IN AMERICA 109 00:07:04,994 --> 00:07:08,107 Hey, Mike, the helicopter is landing, OK? - OK. 110 00:07:09,182 --> 00:07:11,228 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 111 00:07:11,258 --> 00:07:15,495 the ASA American Television Corporation proudly presents 112 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,459 "Great Meetings!" 113 00:07:27,057 --> 00:07:29,529 Good luck! - Thank you very much. 114 00:07:48,348 --> 00:07:50,264 Giuseppe? - Giuseppe Marossi. 115 00:07:50,294 --> 00:07:51,829 Come on. - Where? 116 00:07:59,148 --> 00:08:01,064 Has he arrived, Mike? - Yep. 117 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:02,762 Hey, Giuseppe's here! 118 00:08:05,149 --> 00:08:06,592 Giuseppe! Giuseppe! 119 00:08:06,622 --> 00:08:09,592 Why are you so late? The show's on the air. We've been waiting for you. 120 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,196 Come on! Hurry, hurry! 121 00:08:11,226 --> 00:08:13,804 Your papa's waiting for you. C'mon! - Papa? Where? 122 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:14,899 Come on! 123 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:24,148 Hey! - Come on, Giuseppe. Hurry up! 124 00:08:24,178 --> 00:08:25,634 Don't worry! Faster! 125 00:08:25,664 --> 00:08:27,988 Make up, this is Giuseppe. Come on! Quick! 126 00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:29,564 What? - Hurry up! 127 00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:30,895 Sit down! - Where? 128 00:08:30,925 --> 00:08:33,125 Don't worry. Hurry up! C'mon! - Ready. 129 00:08:33,155 --> 00:08:35,736 Come on! They're waiting! Quick! - OK! 130 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,581 Hurry! - What's that? 131 00:08:37,611 --> 00:08:39,286 Quickly! Quickly! 132 00:08:39,316 --> 00:08:42,320 Go faster, we don't have much time! - Don't worry. - Hurry up! 133 00:08:42,350 --> 00:08:44,587 Stop moving! - C'mon! C'mon! - Hold still! 134 00:08:44,617 --> 00:08:47,484 Quick! Don't move! - Shut your eyes! Look up! Don't worry. 135 00:08:47,514 --> 00:08:49,337 Faster! Faster! - Hey! 136 00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:53,068 My eye! - Hurry up! Look up! 137 00:08:53,587 --> 00:08:55,168 Hurry up! - Stop moving! 138 00:08:55,198 --> 00:08:57,015 C'mon! C'mon! - What are you doing? 139 00:08:57,045 --> 00:08:58,589 Where's Giuseppe now? 140 00:08:58,926 --> 00:09:01,226 Has Giuseppe arrived? - Hey! 141 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:04,078 This is your producer. 142 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,627 Is Giuseppe ready? 143 00:09:05,763 --> 00:09:08,372 Yes, Mr Levy. Giuseppe's ready. Yes, Sir. 144 00:09:09,162 --> 00:09:12,182 Hurry up with those hats! - What's Giuseppe dressed as? 145 00:09:16,536 --> 00:09:18,195 Harlequini? - No. 146 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,231 Carabiniere? - No. 147 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:27,734 Bersagliere? - No. 148 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,365 Condottiere? - Yes! OK. 149 00:09:31,584 --> 00:09:33,571 Condottiere! 150 00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:52,817 Well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is: 151 00:09:53,036 --> 00:09:55,703 Giuseppe Marossi. 152 00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:01,026 Come on, Giuseppe! 153 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,879 Happy to have you here. - Thank you. Thank you. 154 00:10:06,082 --> 00:10:08,711 Mr Marossi, may I call you Giuseppe? 155 00:10:08,812 --> 00:10:10,631 Why not? It's my name. 156 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:16,001 Giuseppe makes you laugh? - OK, I'll call you Giuseppe. 157 00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:18,950 Tell me, Giuseppe, do you know why you are here 158 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:20,619 on this television program? 159 00:10:20,649 --> 00:10:21,886 I don't know. 160 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,744 I think, I hope… 161 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,204 eh… to see my father. 162 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:30,874 That is right. - Yes, but why on television? 163 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:32,430 Why on the television? 164 00:10:32,681 --> 00:10:34,730 Because 30 million Americans 165 00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:39,024 want to share this great emotional experience with you, Giuseppe… 166 00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:41,133 Marossi. Giuseppe Marossi. 167 00:10:41,911 --> 00:10:45,252 Tell me, Giuseppe, how many years has it been 168 00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:48,170 since you saw your beloved father? - How many? 169 00:10:48,369 --> 00:10:50,035 Since I saw papa? 170 00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:51,304 30 years! 171 00:10:51,328 --> 00:10:54,865 30 long years. - 30 years. Long years. 172 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:56,655 30 long years. - Yes. 173 00:10:56,685 --> 00:10:59,548 I was a baby. I was bambino. 174 00:10:59,736 --> 00:11:02,372 Eh… I don't understand nothing. 175 00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:06,237 Eh… since then, I haven't seen him. 176 00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:08,638 Your father disappeared. - Yes. 177 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,915 Tell me why did your father disappear, Giuseppe. 178 00:11:11,945 --> 00:11:13,702 Why he disappeared? 179 00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:17,269 One day, he said to my mama, 180 00:11:17,406 --> 00:11:19,745 "Maria, throw the spaghetti on," 181 00:11:20,343 --> 00:11:22,314 "I'm going to get the papers." 182 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,589 And from that moment on, he disappeared. 183 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,000 I see. - Yes. 184 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:29,611 Your father… - Father. 185 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:32,224 …went out for a newspaper. - Paper. 186 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,296 And disappeared. - Disappeared. 187 00:11:36,979 --> 00:11:40,710 Tell me, at that time, what business was your father in? 188 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:45,009 Business? Work? Papa never worked. He was an inventor. 189 00:11:45,145 --> 00:11:47,320 Your father was an inventor? - An inventor. 190 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:50,288 And who… who backed him in this venture? 191 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:52,729 My mother. - Who put up the money for his… 192 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:55,870 Who financed him? - Your mother? - My mother. 193 00:11:55,987 --> 00:12:00,094 It was she… who would always give money to papa. 194 00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:02,303 Because my mama… - Don't cry yet. 195 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,337 Mama is dead, you see. 196 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,606 That's why… 197 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,193 I started to cry. 198 00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:09,383 My mama was so good. 199 00:12:09,593 --> 00:12:12,355 And when she became irritated, 200 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,097 do you know what papa did? 201 00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:17,765 He got the mandolin and began to play. 202 00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:20,314 Your father played the mandolin? - Mandolino. 203 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,583 My mother. - For his mother. 204 00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:25,761 My mama would laugh when she saw my papa… 205 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,814 playing the mandolin. 206 00:12:27,844 --> 00:12:32,866 Your father entertained your mother by playing the vio…mandolin? - Mandolin. 207 00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:36,410 Well, Giuseppe, your father is in America. 208 00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:40,187 He is alive and he is an American citizen. 209 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,205 My papa? - That is right. - American citizen? - Your father. 210 00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:46,563 And also me, I am American? - Yes. 211 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:49,055 If my father is an American citizen, also me? 212 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:52,297 I'm sure that this program is going to arrange that too. 213 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,091 Right now, the moment we've been waiting for: 214 00:12:58,121 --> 00:13:00,951 The reunion of this Italian man… 215 00:13:01,342 --> 00:13:02,608 with his father. 216 00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:06,309 And now that great moment we've been waiting for 217 00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:08,123 where we're going to reunite… 218 00:13:09,808 --> 00:13:12,191 Lando Marossi! 219 00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,421 Papa! 220 00:13:19,656 --> 00:13:20,970 Giuseppe! 221 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,634 My son! 222 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,142 Giuseppe! 223 00:13:27,204 --> 00:13:28,260 Papa! 224 00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:30,740 Where are you? - Papa! 225 00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:32,670 Giuseppe! - Papa! 226 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,773 Oh, God! Who are you? - Giuseppe! 227 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:38,402 Papa! Papa! - Behave. - Papa! 228 00:13:39,188 --> 00:13:41,860 God, what is it? Papa, what are you doing? Papa? 229 00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,197 Papa is sick! 230 00:13:43,227 --> 00:13:44,742 He fainted. He's ill! 231 00:13:44,772 --> 00:13:46,448 Papa, what's the matter? 232 00:13:46,761 --> 00:13:48,412 Papa! - I don't feel well. 233 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,278 Help! Help me! 234 00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:53,147 He's fainted! He's sick! 235 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,016 Hi! Come on in. - How are you? 236 00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:59,439 Let's go to Italy. Let's have spaghetti. 237 00:13:59,469 --> 00:14:00,731 It's great! 238 00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:04,556 Yes, it's great to eat Buitoni spaghetti. 239 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,342 Buitoni spaghetti! 240 00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:09,821 Papa! - OK. OK. 241 00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:12,532 Bravo, Papa! - Wait. - Are you better? - Later. 242 00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:16,170 But what's this? - A break. A commercial. 243 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,230 What? 244 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,641 Move that pie girl with the left. That's it. 245 00:14:20,671 --> 00:14:22,936 OK, that's fine. - Further forward. 246 00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:29,418 Italian flavor. Italian taste. 247 00:14:36,649 --> 00:14:37,932 What are we doing? 248 00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,913 Papa, you want to get up? - No, not now. Later. 249 00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:43,463 Want me to lift you? Feel better? - Don't talk. Later. 250 00:14:43,493 --> 00:14:45,371 They'll give us the signal. - Later? 251 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,794 Spaghetti's fun! 252 00:14:47,247 --> 00:14:51,409 Buy Buitoni: real Italian spaghetti. 253 00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:54,413 What's that? - We're going on air. 254 00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:57,929 OK. - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 255 00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,501 Papa? Papa! 256 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:02,544 Papa, feels bad again! - Giuseppe! - What are you doing? 257 00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:05,296 My pills! - Where? - The pills in my pocket. 258 00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:08,828 Are these the pills? - Yes, give it me. 259 00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:10,322 Give me one. - Yes. 260 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,264 Here, Papa. 261 00:15:14,112 --> 00:15:16,131 You want water, Papa? - Gimme the tube. 262 00:15:16,161 --> 00:15:17,773 Yes. - Raise me up. 263 00:15:19,408 --> 00:15:20,769 Up we go. 264 00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:23,741 Hey there! 265 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:28,191 With only one pill in my stomach, I feel born again! 266 00:15:28,473 --> 00:15:30,171 Were you just joking, Papa? 267 00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:37,940 Welcome to America, Giuseppe. 268 00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:40,772 What the hell, papa? You scared me. - Let's sit down. 269 00:15:40,802 --> 00:15:43,038 I thought you were sick. - Tell me all. 270 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,603 Finally, Papa, I found you. - If you only knew… 271 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:49,483 how many years I've looked for you. I even got the State Dept involved. 272 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,072 There was no need. You just had to write to Calcata. 273 00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:53,692 You make it sound easy. 274 00:15:53,722 --> 00:15:56,045 Are you a gondoliere? - Gondoliere? 275 00:15:56,075 --> 00:15:59,584 They dressed me like this. I tried on all the hats: bersagliere… 276 00:15:59,614 --> 00:16:01,731 What do you do? - An attendant, Papa. 277 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:03,926 I work for a gas station in Rome. 278 00:16:06,245 --> 00:16:07,712 And your mother? 279 00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:09,949 The light of my eyes! 280 00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:13,719 Papa! What are you saying? Mama is dead. 281 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,680 Stand by! - Well… 282 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,825 Mr Marossi! - Yes! 283 00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:22,125 This marvelous moment can hit you. 284 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,941 So good to see this great… - Move it. 285 00:16:24,971 --> 00:16:28,120 …happening right here on our stage. 286 00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:30,639 Tell me, Sir, what are your plans for the future? 287 00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:33,644 I will keep him in America for ever! 288 00:16:33,674 --> 00:16:36,177 You will keep him in America forever! 289 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:37,990 Let's hear that… - I'm happy. 290 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,393 …that marvelous American… 291 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:42,621 I'm staying with you in America? - Yeah. 292 00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,309 For always? - For always. 293 00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,582 Thank you! - Thank you! 294 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,538 Thank you, America! 295 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,932 Where will you live? 296 00:16:51,962 --> 00:16:55,541 Well, in my villa on the Mississippi river. 297 00:16:55,571 --> 00:16:58,177 Living in a villa on the Mississippi river! 298 00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:03,883 In my villa on the Mississippi. - Yes, yes. 299 00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:06,965 Just fantastic! - Which is mine, is yours! 300 00:17:06,995 --> 00:17:11,690 Everything that is this proud father's, he will give to his son. 301 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,826 What's mine is yours. - Thanks so much! 302 00:17:13,856 --> 00:17:15,220 Bye-bye. - Thank you. 303 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,797 Thank you. - Thank you. 304 00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:17,992 Alright now! 305 00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:22,942 Giuseppe, we have for you a surprise in the true American tradition. 306 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,312 These keys. - What's that, Papa? 307 00:17:25,342 --> 00:17:26,516 Stop asking me! 308 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,834 These keys are the answer to happiness to you, right over there. 309 00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:40,445 It's an automobile, Papa! - It's yours, go on. 310 00:17:40,636 --> 00:17:43,382 Welcome to America, Giuseppe! 311 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,134 Right over there! - Papa! 312 00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:47,755 Go get it, it's yours! 313 00:17:47,785 --> 00:17:52,579 This is your car, Giuseppe! - Hi! My car? 314 00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:54,949 Beautiful! 315 00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:58,688 Au revoir, Giuseppe! - Au revoir! 316 00:17:59,198 --> 00:18:00,269 Well! 317 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,155 Get in. - Shall I test it? 318 00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:05,654 I try. 319 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:07,921 Get it, it's yours! - Beautiful! 320 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,385 Fantastic! Papa! 321 00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:13,729 Fantastic! You're all so kind and nice. 322 00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:16,158 Beautiful car! 323 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,818 Beautiful car! Ah, thank you! 324 00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:21,782 The flowers… the flowers… Papa! 325 00:18:21,812 --> 00:18:24,739 Isn't that remarkable? Look at that! 326 00:18:25,531 --> 00:18:27,197 Yes, Sir! - Papa! 327 00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:32,599 You can tell that he's a real Italian. - It's fantastic. You saw what they did? 328 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:35,299 All for me! All for Giuseppe! 329 00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:37,524 The car is mine too? - Yes, it's yours. 330 00:18:37,554 --> 00:18:40,693 Will they give me the girls too? - In America, as much as you want! 331 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,513 Thank them. - I'll thank them, Papa. 332 00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:48,267 Thank you, America, you are very nice and generous! 333 00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:50,262 Thank you, America! 334 00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:54,831 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, America! 335 00:18:54,861 --> 00:18:56,456 Thank you, America! 336 00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:59,089 And America says, "Welcome, Giuseppe!" 337 00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:01,220 Ladies and gentlemen…, 338 00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:05,323 …true emotion on our program. 339 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:09,258 True emotion, bringing a father and a son together. 340 00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:30,290 Giuseppe. 341 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,253 Papa. 342 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,457 You like this car? - It's marvelous. 343 00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:38,330 And the $10,000? 344 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,773 I've never seen so much money. 345 00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:42,494 Are you happy? 346 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,145 I am happy. 347 00:19:44,457 --> 00:19:46,796 Especially, to have found my papa! 348 00:19:46,826 --> 00:19:49,308 Come on, behave or you'll cause an accident. 349 00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,313 I want to give you a gift too. 350 00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:53,532 No, don't… 351 00:19:54,573 --> 00:19:55,824 Here you go. 352 00:19:58,593 --> 00:19:59,593 What? 353 00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:02,934 New York, Manhattan, the greatest city in the world, 354 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,348 shining with the light of its skyscrapers. 355 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,494 There you go, Giuseppe, you see them? 356 00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:11,343 Yes, Papa. - They're yours. I give them to you. 357 00:20:12,348 --> 00:20:16,290 Thank you, Papa, - Not me, you must thank America. 358 00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:20,170 It is she who has allowed me to offer you all this fortune. 359 00:20:20,949 --> 00:20:23,444 Giuseppe, this great country… 360 00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:26,091 will offer you well-being and riches. 361 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,485 You know what she asks for in return? - No, Papa. 362 00:20:28,515 --> 00:20:31,007 Just loyalty, intelligence and trust. 363 00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:34,316 One day, you'll be there, 364 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,330 amongst them. 365 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:39,544 Who, Papa? - Them! The magnates. 366 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,911 The richest men in the world. 367 00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:46,518 There are 1000s of them, sitting there behind those lit windows. 368 00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:49,948 There they discuss petroleum, steel, cotton. 369 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,965 The most powerful industries in the world. 370 00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:55,125 You know why skyscrapers are so high? 371 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:56,266 No, Papa. 372 00:20:56,790 --> 00:21:01,389 To symbolize that he who is successful in America arrives at a high place. 373 00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:03,533 Have you ever seen the like? 374 00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:05,316 What? - Skyscrapers. 375 00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,795 Yes, Papa. - Where? 376 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,344 In Rome. - Rome? 377 00:21:08,444 --> 00:21:11,339 Roma, Milan… Italy is full of skyscrapers. 378 00:21:11,675 --> 00:21:13,935 Really? I didn't know that. 379 00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:17,139 But they're not as high as these! 380 00:21:17,169 --> 00:21:19,932 Lincoln Center! Rockefeller Center! 381 00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:21,726 The building of whiskey. 382 00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:25,259 You know that we drink more whiskey in New York than in all of Italy? 383 00:21:25,289 --> 00:21:28,787 Yes, I know, Papa. Then they get drunk and drink milk to absorb the alcohol. 384 00:21:28,817 --> 00:21:30,527 Who tells you such things? 385 00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:33,786 Look: "Time" and "Life", the two greatest magazines in the world. 386 00:21:33,816 --> 00:21:38,760 100 million Americans buy them every week and as much around the globe. 387 00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:42,383 Park Avenue! Fifth Avenue! Central Park! The New Met! 388 00:21:42,555 --> 00:21:46,303 The Metropolitan: the most beautiful voices in the world have sung there. 389 00:21:54,663 --> 00:21:56,894 Hi, Giuseppe. - Look, he's calling you. 390 00:21:56,924 --> 00:22:00,210 He's talking to me? Yes, Giuseppe Marossi. 391 00:22:00,366 --> 00:22:03,136 Welcome to America. - Thank you. Thank you very much! 392 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,442 Goodbye! Thank you! 393 00:22:04,585 --> 00:22:08,872 Fantastic! The policeman recognized me. He called me Giuseppe. 394 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,118 He saw you on television. 395 00:22:12,306 --> 00:22:14,598 30 million American saw you tonight. 396 00:22:15,353 --> 00:22:17,817 Now all of America knows you. 397 00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:21,232 It's up to you now, Giuseppe, to know what you're doing. 398 00:22:21,419 --> 00:22:24,353 Me? What must I do? - You must profit by it. 399 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:27,775 Yes, Papa, let's profit by it. - Stay there. Don't do that. 400 00:22:28,284 --> 00:22:29,723 Here's Broadway. 401 00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:31,937 The greatest stars of Hollywood 402 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:34,627 have found here their first sorrows, their first joys. 403 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:37,560 Success and failure. - Giuseppe! 404 00:22:38,448 --> 00:22:40,638 Giuseppe! - Giuseppe! Hey! 405 00:22:40,668 --> 00:22:42,023 Here we go again! 406 00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:44,956 Giuseppe! - We saw you on TV tonight. 407 00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:47,029 They're calling me. They recognized me. 408 00:22:47,059 --> 00:22:49,704 You were great on TV! - Thank you! I love you! 409 00:22:50,548 --> 00:22:52,418 Ciao! - Ciao, Papi! 410 00:22:52,448 --> 00:22:54,326 Papi! They're calling you "papi!" 411 00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:56,258 He's papi! - Bye! 412 00:22:56,288 --> 00:22:57,243 Bye! 413 00:22:57,273 --> 00:22:58,846 Papi… - Thank you! 414 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,905 Beautiful! - Ciao! 415 00:23:02,671 --> 00:23:04,791 Bye-bye! - Thank you. 416 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,237 Very beautiful and young! Marvelous! 417 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:11,311 Who are they? Two starlets? - No, two whores. 418 00:23:48,111 --> 00:23:50,153 Who are these people? - Photographers. 419 00:23:50,184 --> 00:23:52,429 To them, you are a VIP. - What? 420 00:23:52,573 --> 00:23:54,799 Very Important Person. - Smile! 421 00:23:54,829 --> 00:23:56,387 Smile. - Huh? 422 00:23:56,677 --> 00:23:57,952 Laugh! Smile. 423 00:23:58,378 --> 00:24:00,952 Not at me, at them! That's it. 424 00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:02,426 OK. 425 00:24:02,456 --> 00:24:05,031 Thank you. - Come, don't act so dazed. 426 00:24:05,061 --> 00:24:07,412 If you want to succeed here, always smile. 427 00:24:07,442 --> 00:24:09,783 Papa, my head is spinning. Everything is. 428 00:24:09,813 --> 00:24:12,152 The first time is like that but you'll get used to it. 429 00:24:12,182 --> 00:24:15,530 Excuse me, you know, Papa, you must always tell me what to do. 430 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,145 Mandolino, come here. - Ah, Shorty. 431 00:24:20,286 --> 00:24:22,805 Listen, I got two good ones for you. 432 00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:25,166 The third race at Saratoga. - Papa! 433 00:24:25,307 --> 00:24:28,624 Black for the win and Sidewalk across the board, capisci? 434 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:32,324 Hey, Mandolino, don't look at me. Rest easy. 435 00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:35,778 I'm really sure. Listen, have I ever given you a bum steer? 436 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,187 Don't worry. - But… 437 00:24:37,217 --> 00:24:39,925 You can't lose, it's a sure thing. - Are you sure, Shorty? 438 00:24:39,955 --> 00:24:43,202 It's in the bank. It's a sure thing. It's a good… - Papa! 439 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,006 Who's that? - You got money? 440 00:24:45,262 --> 00:24:47,863 I have what the TV gave me. - Gimme a 1000. 441 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,192 Yes. 442 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,142 There you go. 443 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:55,134 Call me later. - Alright. 444 00:24:55,306 --> 00:24:58,591 Who was that? - Never ask papa questions! 445 00:24:59,295 --> 00:25:00,312 No. 446 00:25:54,249 --> 00:25:56,220 Hello, operator! 447 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,162 Penthouse, number 43, room service, please. 448 00:26:03,225 --> 00:26:06,197 I couldn't shower because they gave me the smallpox shot. 449 00:26:06,227 --> 00:26:09,431 Did they think I have cholera? - You come from the south. 450 00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:11,469 Why go around like that? Got any pajamas? 451 00:26:11,499 --> 00:26:13,095 I sleep in sweatpants. 452 00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:15,301 Long Johns? - Long Johns. 453 00:26:15,691 --> 00:26:17,796 I don't know. I put on the towel. 454 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:19,212 Is it no good? 455 00:26:19,599 --> 00:26:21,312 Here, try these on. 456 00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:24,914 But what's this? - Room service? Who's here? 457 00:26:25,457 --> 00:26:30,135 Jenny? Oh, Jeanette! Remember me? Mandolino. Palm Beach. 458 00:26:30,275 --> 00:26:32,208 Long time, I didn't see you. 459 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,814 You see my son is here, excuse me. 460 00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:40,730 Tomorrow morning, 8 o'clock, continental breakfast for two. 461 00:26:40,957 --> 00:26:42,439 Thank you, Jenny. 462 00:26:45,216 --> 00:26:47,211 What are you doing? Crying? 463 00:26:48,552 --> 00:26:49,552 Sorry. 464 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,302 My joy is such that it is so great that… 465 00:26:54,203 --> 00:26:57,230 that I got a knot in my throat and I can't hold back. 466 00:26:57,260 --> 00:26:58,623 Oh, my boy. 467 00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,774 You like the room? It's a penthouse. 468 00:27:01,229 --> 00:27:02,686 You hafta ask? 469 00:27:03,606 --> 00:27:06,486 I never knew that so much riches 470 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,152 and so much luxury existed. 471 00:27:09,312 --> 00:27:12,121 But how much does it cost? - 500 dollars a day. 472 00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:14,135 Damn! 473 00:27:14,479 --> 00:27:16,716 500? Cinquecento? 474 00:27:16,746 --> 00:27:19,102 500 dollars? 300,000 lire? 475 00:27:19,653 --> 00:27:21,921 But then you must be very rich! 476 00:27:23,814 --> 00:27:26,490 Who knew this great fortune would happen to me? 477 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,734 Don't mention it! - Papa! 478 00:27:29,203 --> 00:27:30,715 Papa! - No, dear! 479 00:27:30,745 --> 00:27:33,795 Don't throw yourself on me, you're not a kid anymore! 480 00:27:33,825 --> 00:27:36,948 Forgive me, you see, I've never had a father in my life. 481 00:27:36,978 --> 00:27:41,143 I feel like I've been born today. - Operator, credit card, 70-70. 482 00:27:41,289 --> 00:27:44,496 Los Angeles 222-22. Thank you. 483 00:27:44,848 --> 00:27:47,308 You called Los Angeles? Hollywood? 484 00:27:47,441 --> 00:27:48,594 Just like that? 485 00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:52,008 They can get you 4000 km in 2 seconds. - They can? There it is! 486 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,141 You hear that? - Is it Los Angeles? 487 00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:57,967 Hello, Los Angeles? - It sounds good! - Mister Luzzatto, please. It's Marossi! 488 00:27:58,081 --> 00:28:01,374 Who is Mr Luzzatto? - An engineer. I want to buy some land. 489 00:28:01,404 --> 00:28:03,568 Farmland, Papa? - Farm? Oil. 490 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:04,843 What? - Oil! 491 00:28:04,873 --> 00:28:06,645 Ah, olive oil? - Petroleum. 492 00:28:06,675 --> 00:28:08,327 What do you do, Papa? 493 00:28:08,357 --> 00:28:10,141 I'm a businessman. - Businessman? 494 00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:12,137 Hello, Charlie, Marossi's here! 495 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:15,804 How are you? I'm here with my son Giuseppe. 496 00:28:15,984 --> 00:28:18,745 Yes, I have the money for the queen. 497 00:28:18,775 --> 00:28:21,682 I'm leaving tomorrow, in California. Bye, Charlie. 498 00:28:21,808 --> 00:28:22,856 Bye-bye. 499 00:28:22,950 --> 00:28:24,632 Bye-bye. - Bye! 500 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,493 Bye! Please, my son. 501 00:28:26,523 --> 00:28:27,909 Bye! - Bye! 502 00:28:28,453 --> 00:28:30,452 Get up! - Papa? - What? 503 00:28:30,482 --> 00:28:32,990 If I call Calcata, will I get it right away like Los Angeles? 504 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:35,703 Sure. - Can I call? What time is it in Italy? 505 00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:38,683 If it's 3 at night here, it's 9 in the morning there. - 9? 506 00:28:38,713 --> 00:28:42,178 He'll be at the bar. Can I call my friend? I promised. He gave me his cap. 507 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:44,413 Can I call him at Calcata? - Of course. 508 00:28:44,745 --> 00:28:46,642 Operator, Calcheta. - Calcata. 509 00:28:46,672 --> 00:28:48,912 Calcheta. - No, Calcata. We're in America. 510 00:28:49,364 --> 00:28:50,890 What number? - Huh? 511 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,486 Number. Numero. - Number? 512 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:54,985 443321. - What did you say? 513 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,333 443321. - Say it in Italian. 514 00:28:57,363 --> 00:29:00,191 443321. - 443321. 515 00:29:00,653 --> 00:29:03,418 Thank you! - Will I get it at once? - Sure. 516 00:29:03,448 --> 00:29:06,961 What a surprise! When Aurelio hears me… - See? 517 00:29:06,991 --> 00:29:08,847 There it is! That's him! 518 00:29:09,351 --> 00:29:10,350 Hello? 519 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:11,446 Calcheta? 520 00:29:12,865 --> 00:29:13,882 Shorty? 521 00:29:14,594 --> 00:29:16,972 Yes. - Shorty? That's for me! Gimme! 522 00:29:17,002 --> 00:29:19,718 Is it for you, Papa? - Is that you, Shorty? 523 00:29:20,317 --> 00:29:23,016 We got them? All of them? Oh, wonderful! 524 00:29:23,046 --> 00:29:26,051 Shorty, send them to Maccaluso and see me in Vegas. 525 00:29:26,218 --> 00:29:28,248 Thank you again, huh? Goodbye. 526 00:29:28,596 --> 00:29:30,873 Excuse me, who was that? - Shorty. 527 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:34,169 Shorty? - You met him. That short guy in the lobby. 528 00:29:34,199 --> 00:29:36,643 I gave him a grand to play on horses and they won. 529 00:29:36,673 --> 00:29:39,259 A grand? - The 1000 dollars you gave me. 530 00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:40,754 You won? - Yes. 531 00:29:40,784 --> 00:29:43,393 How much? - Oh, nothing, just 2 million lire. 532 00:29:43,423 --> 00:29:44,423 2 milli…! 533 00:29:44,926 --> 00:29:46,596 Lire? That's nothing? 534 00:29:46,626 --> 00:29:49,483 It's Calcata! - No, use the other telephone. 535 00:29:49,513 --> 00:29:51,211 Where it is? - Over there. 536 00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:53,557 Hello? 537 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,628 Hello, thank you very much, Calcheta. 538 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,526 Calcata. 539 00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:01,940 Italy. Calcata, a province of Viterbo. 540 00:30:03,985 --> 00:30:05,088 Hello? 541 00:30:05,623 --> 00:30:07,837 Hello? Is this the Adua Bar? 542 00:30:08,479 --> 00:30:10,207 Get me, Aurelio, please. 543 00:30:11,479 --> 00:30:14,110 Hello, Aurelio? It's Giuseppe! I'm in New York! 544 00:30:14,963 --> 00:30:18,655 Aurelio, can you hear me? Where should I be? I'm in New York! 545 00:30:18,702 --> 00:30:19,722 Aure', 546 00:30:20,004 --> 00:30:22,538 I have 500 dollar a day room 547 00:30:22,568 --> 00:30:24,794 in the biggest skyscraper in the world! 548 00:30:26,398 --> 00:30:28,136 Yes, papi's sleeping, Aure'. 549 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:30,153 Here we sleep while you work! 550 00:30:30,465 --> 00:30:34,017 Aure', if you know how funny American pajamas are! 551 00:30:34,862 --> 00:30:37,959 Aure', it's like a dream. What can I say? 552 00:30:38,272 --> 00:30:40,611 This great stroke of luck happened to me. 553 00:30:40,915 --> 00:30:43,845 You should see how handsome he is and I love him very much. 554 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,024 He's a millionaire. A businessman. 555 00:30:46,568 --> 00:30:49,322 Businessman! Oil wells, Aure'. 556 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:54,144 The TV gave me 10 thousand dollars in cash which is 6 million 557 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:57,656 and an American car which could be a train! Hello? Aurelio? 558 00:30:57,686 --> 00:31:01,828 We leave tomorrow! Off to Tennessee! We have a villa on the Mississippi! 559 00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:36,777 Hello? 560 00:31:37,415 --> 00:31:39,292 Who's this? Ah, hello! 561 00:31:39,887 --> 00:31:40,887 What? 562 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,543 Furs? 563 00:31:44,451 --> 00:31:47,106 Your father? What's that? Papa! 564 00:31:47,591 --> 00:31:49,398 Papa! Papa! 565 00:31:50,337 --> 00:31:51,823 Somebody wants furs. 566 00:31:51,972 --> 00:31:53,716 Who is it? - "Your father." 567 00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:55,922 What time is it? - It's night. 568 00:31:55,929 --> 00:31:59,363 Night? - I'm sleepy. - Who dares disturb me at this hour? 569 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,043 Who? 570 00:32:01,283 --> 00:32:02,358 Ah, you! 571 00:32:02,741 --> 00:32:03,977 At your disposal. 572 00:32:04,329 --> 00:32:07,889 I… I'm at your disposal. I'm always at your disposal! 573 00:32:11,628 --> 00:32:14,147 Whenever you want. I'm waiting for you. 574 00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:17,072 Thank you! Goodbye. Goodbye! 575 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:19,419 Hey, Giuseppe, wake up! Get up! 576 00:32:19,602 --> 00:32:22,340 Pack the bags. Get up! There's no time to lose. 577 00:32:22,370 --> 00:32:24,046 We're leaving already? Why? 578 00:32:40,841 --> 00:32:43,078 Giuseppe! Are you ready? - Here I am! 579 00:32:43,284 --> 00:32:45,612 I'm ready. Come on. - Hurry up. 580 00:32:45,748 --> 00:32:47,243 Yes. - Why, those rats! 581 00:32:47,273 --> 00:32:50,782 They saw me on TV yesterday, they asked around and are here now. 582 00:32:50,812 --> 00:32:53,955 Why? Who are they? - Irish, a bad people. 583 00:32:53,985 --> 00:32:57,452 Are they your friends? - Friends! We were partners. 584 00:32:57,482 --> 00:32:59,897 We were partners in an order of beavers. - So? 585 00:32:59,927 --> 00:33:03,142 They died from an epidemic and now they want their share. 586 00:33:03,172 --> 00:33:06,584 They think I sold them out. - Was it your fault they died? 587 00:33:06,614 --> 00:33:09,321 You don't know the Irish: polite but two-faced. 588 00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:11,046 Like the people of Turin? 589 00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:19,059 Hey, is he in there? - This is their car, they must be coming out. 590 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:21,821 It's his alright. 591 00:33:22,122 --> 00:33:25,814 Aren't you paying the hotel bill? - Me? The TV paid. 592 00:33:32,142 --> 00:33:34,778 We were guests? - Come on, move it. 593 00:33:40,499 --> 00:33:42,385 Where are you going? - What? 594 00:33:43,003 --> 00:33:45,084 Hi, Mandolino. 595 00:33:45,114 --> 00:33:47,141 Let's go. Come on. - Where? 596 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:51,012 Giuse', why are you in the way? - I got stuck. 597 00:33:51,042 --> 00:33:54,939 Look at the door. He's going to move the car, you watch. 598 00:34:04,332 --> 00:34:06,929 You stay there, Bill, I'll follow the car! 599 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:34,361 Excuse me! Service exit? - Excuse me. 600 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,092 Right down there. - The Irish want to hurt my papa. 601 00:34:37,122 --> 00:34:40,557 Come on. - Damn, what lovely blacks there are in America! 602 00:34:40,693 --> 00:34:41,819 Let's go. 603 00:34:48,317 --> 00:34:51,157 Damn your ancestors! - Can't you see "No" and "Yes"? 604 00:34:51,187 --> 00:34:54,591 I don't know, I don't speak English. "No", "Yes", what do I know? 605 00:34:55,995 --> 00:34:57,184 Papa! 606 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,968 Are you an idiot? Entering the "No" instead of the "Yes"! 607 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:02,005 I've never seen these door before! 608 00:35:13,298 --> 00:35:16,310 Papa, I'm here. - What? Running in circles? 609 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:23,061 Papa! Wait for me, Papa! - Come on! 610 00:35:31,422 --> 00:35:34,402 Where's the exit? - We're lost. 611 00:35:35,114 --> 00:35:36,483 Here it is. 612 00:35:53,511 --> 00:35:56,617 You're going somewhere, Mandolino? 613 00:35:56,647 --> 00:35:59,105 Where are you going? - Where shall I go? 614 00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:14,172 There's the car, let's hurry. 615 00:36:15,876 --> 00:36:16,948 Get going! 616 00:36:20,899 --> 00:36:23,159 Come on, Giuseppe. - I'm coming, Papa. 617 00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:39,156 Hurry, Bill, follow him! 618 00:36:53,846 --> 00:36:56,170 Have you seen? We lost them. 619 00:36:56,510 --> 00:37:00,437 When you are with Papi, don't worry. - That's alright! 620 00:37:03,553 --> 00:37:06,542 Hey! Papi! There they are! What should I do? 621 00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:07,903 Hold them back. 622 00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:10,092 What did you do with the beaver? - Stop! 623 00:37:10,122 --> 00:37:11,672 They are dead! 624 00:37:11,702 --> 00:37:14,613 You want to hurt my papa! - You sold them, didn't you? 625 00:37:14,643 --> 00:37:17,373 What is he saying? - Why do you care what he's saying? 626 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:20,295 Get your hands off! Oh, my God, he burned me! 627 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,275 Your dad is a bastard! 628 00:37:22,305 --> 00:37:24,137 Fight back! Give him a punch! 629 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,752 He punched me! - Don't give up, it's turning green. 630 00:37:28,782 --> 00:37:31,453 I can't see anymore! Go away! 631 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:34,496 Damn lowlife! You sucker punch people? 632 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:39,027 The pain is incredible! 633 00:37:46,669 --> 00:37:47,936 Damn lowlifes! 634 00:37:48,859 --> 00:37:51,589 I'll kill them if they try to lay a hand on my papa. 635 00:37:51,619 --> 00:37:53,803 Pay attention: we're going under. 636 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,848 Under where? - The Hudson. 637 00:37:55,878 --> 00:37:59,604 A grand work of 7 billion. We have a river above our heads. 638 00:37:59,634 --> 00:38:00,694 A river? 639 00:38:01,101 --> 00:38:02,598 Watch for the exit. 640 00:38:02,775 --> 00:38:05,489 They could have got ahead of us through the freeway. 641 00:38:05,699 --> 00:38:06,833 Yes, Papi. 642 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:13,357 Papi, why don't you tell the police? 643 00:38:13,387 --> 00:38:16,467 Ah, Giuse', are you crazy? - Sorry, Papi. 644 00:38:16,497 --> 00:38:18,680 Light me a cigarette. - Yes. 645 00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:23,834 Here you go. 646 00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:26,525 Oh, God, you burned yourself! 647 00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:30,616 You gave me the side with the fire! - Sorry, Papi, I'm nervous. 648 00:38:30,646 --> 00:38:34,225 I told you, you mustn't be nervous when you're with papa! 649 00:38:34,328 --> 00:38:35,697 Sorry. Here you go. 650 00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:37,136 No, don't worry. 651 00:38:37,235 --> 00:38:40,187 Don't worry? You must watch what you're doing. 652 00:38:40,296 --> 00:38:41,853 Yes, Papi. Sorry. 653 00:38:41,883 --> 00:38:45,455 Papa, they're not gone. They're right behind us. They're relentless. 654 00:38:47,668 --> 00:38:50,370 Here's the intersection. Did they put on their signal? 655 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,597 Yes, Papa, the left one. - We'll go right. 656 00:38:55,938 --> 00:38:58,355 You see them? - Yes, they're up there! 657 00:39:05,602 --> 00:39:07,769 There they are again, Papa! 658 00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:10,718 They're trying to overtake us. They're speeding up. 659 00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:22,013 Hear those sirens? What is it? Police. 660 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:24,745 Yes, Papa, two policemen stopped them by the bridge. 661 00:39:24,861 --> 00:39:25,861 Good! 662 00:39:26,616 --> 00:39:29,318 How come? - How come? For speeding. 663 00:39:29,611 --> 00:39:30,935 What about us then? 664 00:39:30,965 --> 00:39:33,516 Even if they wanted to, they couldn't do it now. 665 00:39:33,632 --> 00:39:36,441 Really? Why? - Because we're in another state. 666 00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:39,440 Good. We're saved. - See? New Jersey. 667 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,748 Now, you'll drive. - Me? 668 00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:50,483 Why? Don't you have a license? - What? I've done it my whole life. 669 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,018 Then you drive because I can't. - Why? 670 00:39:53,048 --> 00:39:56,404 Some years ago, I had some trouble with the State Police. 671 00:39:56,434 --> 00:39:59,068 Here every state does its own thing. - Yes, Papa. 672 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:02,374 I can take off this trench coat. - There you go. 673 00:40:03,152 --> 00:40:04,165 Hey, there! 674 00:40:16,516 --> 00:40:17,549 Let's go. 675 00:40:18,385 --> 00:40:21,069 There, shall we go, Papa? - Go! 676 00:40:25,044 --> 00:40:26,945 Hey, did you touch the break? 677 00:40:27,101 --> 00:40:29,824 Touched the break? I barely grazed it! What a break! 678 00:40:29,854 --> 00:40:31,013 Of course. 679 00:40:44,434 --> 00:40:46,272 Hello, operator. 680 00:40:46,906 --> 00:40:51,388 I would like Los Angeles, 442-5207. Thank you. 681 00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:55,222 Papa, there's a phone in the car? And you can talk? 682 00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:58,242 There's no need to get out. - Fantastic! 683 00:40:58,746 --> 00:41:01,656 Hello! Is that Donnie Chu? How are you? 684 00:41:01,686 --> 00:41:02,732 Marossi! 685 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,762 How's the queen? 686 00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:09,303 Good, I will be there as soon as possible. 687 00:41:09,369 --> 00:41:13,327 I will drive night and day. I can close the deal immediately! 688 00:41:13,468 --> 00:41:15,307 How much money do we have? - Huh? 689 00:41:15,337 --> 00:41:18,349 How much change do we have? - Change? 9000 dollars. 690 00:41:18,462 --> 00:41:22,366 I can give you 1000 cash and the rest with the check. 691 00:41:22,526 --> 00:41:26,117 Tell me, do you think that's OK with the queen? 692 00:41:26,706 --> 00:41:27,755 Great. 693 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:31,509 There is something for you too, Donnie Chu. 694 00:41:32,009 --> 00:41:33,050 Goodbye. 695 00:41:34,873 --> 00:41:38,502 But who is that Donnie Chu? - Banana's Chinese lawyer. 696 00:41:38,532 --> 00:41:39,996 Banana? Who's Banana? 697 00:41:40,026 --> 00:41:44,274 A story from long ago: a Hawaiian queen fell in love with me. 698 00:41:44,649 --> 00:41:47,595 I met her in Honolulu and brought her with me to Hollywood. 699 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:50,900 I gave her a part in my film. - What film? 700 00:41:51,048 --> 00:41:52,706 "Hawaiian Love." 701 00:41:53,269 --> 00:41:57,541 What? Were you an actor? - 5 years in Hollywood, in romances. 702 00:41:57,767 --> 00:42:00,724 That poor Jean Harlow died in my arms. 703 00:42:00,754 --> 00:42:03,274 Didn't you know? - I know nothing about you, Papa. 704 00:42:03,414 --> 00:42:08,130 I went into cinema as a lark and became the highest paid actor there. 705 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:13,505 I always played the Latin lover in a tails and Banana lived with me. 706 00:42:13,535 --> 00:42:15,247 We bought a small house. 707 00:42:15,277 --> 00:42:20,368 In time, the land proved to be one of the richest oil fields in America. 708 00:42:20,477 --> 00:42:23,191 The old lady didn't use it and wanted to go home. 709 00:42:23,221 --> 00:42:26,895 So she gave it to me, at the price I paid for it 30 years ago. 710 00:42:26,925 --> 00:42:28,383 Why did she do that? 711 00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:31,058 She's Hawaiian, my boy, and has always loved me. 712 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,067 Hot damn, Papa! 713 00:43:49,983 --> 00:43:52,079 Behold the King of Wells! 714 00:43:52,173 --> 00:43:54,223 The oldest of oilfields! 715 00:43:54,982 --> 00:43:59,409 Look at it: It's been working for 50 years. It never stops. 716 00:43:59,941 --> 00:44:02,397 Let's get out. I want to say hello. 717 00:44:02,427 --> 00:44:03,655 Stop. - Yes, Papa. 718 00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:03,933 What are you doing? Crying, Papa? - Yes, my son. 719 00:45:04,473 --> 00:45:07,152 I love this creature more than my own life. 720 00:45:07,277 --> 00:45:09,303 One day, you'll love it too. 721 00:45:10,742 --> 00:45:11,737 Yes, Papa. 722 00:45:11,761 --> 00:45:15,017 You see, Giuseppe, whoever owns one of these wells 723 00:45:15,047 --> 00:45:17,926 can consider himself the luckiest man in the world. 724 00:45:17,956 --> 00:45:18,966 Why, Papa? 725 00:45:18,996 --> 00:45:22,618 Because every time that arm goes up and down, 726 00:45:22,915 --> 00:45:25,802 5000 lire go into the owner's pocket. 727 00:45:26,353 --> 00:45:28,770 And it always goes up and down? It never stops? 728 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,129 Never. In the day, in the night, at all times. 729 00:45:32,293 --> 00:45:35,579 In peace, war, Christmas, Easter, while you sleep, 730 00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:38,411 while sitting in your yacht, while you make love, 731 00:45:38,441 --> 00:45:40,890 it never stops It's faithful and always here. 732 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,010 It works and produces for you. 733 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,241 5. 734 00:45:46,005 --> 00:45:47,053 10. 735 00:45:49,173 --> 00:45:50,173 15. 736 00:45:50,691 --> 00:45:51,814 Keep counting. 737 00:45:53,362 --> 00:45:54,362 20. 738 00:45:56,142 --> 00:45:57,261 25. 739 00:45:58,931 --> 00:45:59,931 30. 740 00:46:01,496 --> 00:46:02,552 35. 741 00:46:06,228 --> 00:46:07,245 40. 742 00:46:09,150 --> 00:46:10,484 45. 743 00:46:13,217 --> 00:46:14,446 50. 744 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:18,541 55. - See? You already earned 55. 745 00:46:18,571 --> 00:46:20,457 More, Papa? - Now you can stop. 746 00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:22,030 60. - Let's go see Banana. 747 00:46:22,987 --> 00:46:24,630 This is it, Giuseppe. 748 00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:28,575 This is the house, see? Pay attention. Look all around. 749 00:46:29,284 --> 00:46:32,663 What does it look like to you? A flowering garden? 750 00:46:33,109 --> 00:46:36,946 No. Under your feet, there's gold. Black gold. 751 00:46:39,457 --> 00:46:40,669 Black gold? 752 00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:42,574 Oh, God, who's that? 753 00:46:45,788 --> 00:46:47,016 That's her. 754 00:46:47,046 --> 00:46:48,739 The Queen Banana. 755 00:46:54,290 --> 00:46:56,750 Aloha, your majesty! 756 00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:58,796 Aloha! 757 00:46:58,826 --> 00:47:03,341 Are you giving the fascist salute? - Hush, stop criticizing and say hello. 758 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,297 Come! Come here! 759 00:47:06,578 --> 00:47:07,798 Get moving. 760 00:47:16,923 --> 00:47:20,122 Mandolino! 761 00:47:20,152 --> 00:47:22,531 Mandolino! 762 00:47:22,561 --> 00:47:25,613 Banana! - Aloha! 763 00:47:28,099 --> 00:47:29,397 My son, Giuseppe. 764 00:47:29,781 --> 00:47:32,472 Giuseppe! 765 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:35,045 Aloha! 766 00:47:40,824 --> 00:47:42,334 And Donnie Chu! 767 00:47:46,691 --> 00:47:48,216 Come. Move it. 768 00:48:09,706 --> 00:48:10,848 "Cuka" dollar? 769 00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:14,048 "Cuka", fish out the money. - Yes, "cuking." 770 00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:15,807 Here it is. Take it. 771 00:48:15,956 --> 00:48:18,284 Here you go: 8000 cash… 772 00:48:19,058 --> 00:48:21,522 and 10,000 with a check. 773 00:48:22,867 --> 00:48:24,009 "Cuka." 774 00:48:25,816 --> 00:48:26,849 "Cuko." 775 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,143 Here you go. 776 00:48:40,422 --> 00:48:41,431 "Cukato." 777 00:48:44,678 --> 00:48:45,745 The contract. 778 00:48:56,891 --> 00:48:59,199 What is it, Papa. - Don't ask, just drink. 779 00:49:02,993 --> 00:49:04,706 Not all of it. Leave some. 780 00:49:24,978 --> 00:49:27,497 What do we do now, Papa? - What do you think? Eat. 781 00:49:47,531 --> 00:49:48,570 Banana! 782 00:49:49,657 --> 00:49:52,385 That's how she seduced me 30 years ago. 783 00:49:56,717 --> 00:49:57,758 You like that? 784 00:50:00,105 --> 00:50:03,007 Papa, it turns me off. - What do you know? 785 00:50:45,374 --> 00:50:47,374 Papa, we're in Hollywood! 786 00:50:48,166 --> 00:50:50,541 These are the houses of the famous actors, Papa? 787 00:50:50,582 --> 00:50:51,582 Yeah. 788 00:50:54,279 --> 00:50:55,640 What a paradise! 789 00:50:58,171 --> 00:51:01,624 Did you live here too? - No, in the hills. 790 00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:04,666 Really? - The finest house in Hollywood. 791 00:51:04,707 --> 00:51:07,539 Boy, who knows what it's like to live here. 792 00:51:10,082 --> 00:51:12,607 Did you see the contract? It's made out in your name. 793 00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:16,207 In my name? - Yes, I want to create a happy and independent life for you. 794 00:51:16,249 --> 00:51:18,057 Thank you, Papa. Thanks a lot. 795 00:51:18,213 --> 00:51:21,749 I never imagined as a gas attendant, I'd be the owner of an oil well. 796 00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:23,291 3 oil wells. - 3? 797 00:51:23,332 --> 00:51:25,707 The survey is done. - I could die… 798 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:30,124 My son, this is America. Here the possibilities are unlimited. 799 00:51:30,346 --> 00:51:33,796 A million here is chicken feed. They speak in terms of billions. 800 00:51:33,826 --> 00:51:35,203 Billions? - Billions. 801 00:51:35,385 --> 00:51:36,433 Damn! 802 00:51:36,816 --> 00:51:38,679 By the way, how much is left? 803 00:51:39,743 --> 00:51:43,202 How much money do you have? - 1000 dollars. There was 9000. 804 00:51:43,232 --> 00:51:46,492 Good. Before night, I'll make it bear fruit. - How, Papa? 805 00:51:46,522 --> 00:51:48,393 Will you stop asking questions? 806 00:51:48,423 --> 00:51:51,705 If I say, I'll make it bear fruit, it'll bear fruit. You'll see. Oh! 807 00:51:59,601 --> 00:52:01,791 What's that? - Here. 808 00:52:02,291 --> 00:52:04,666 This is to keep you awake. - Yes. 809 00:52:05,676 --> 00:52:08,727 And this other one is to make me sleep. 810 00:52:11,874 --> 00:52:14,666 I'm choking! - Here, have a drink. 811 00:52:15,712 --> 00:52:16,712 Thank you. 812 00:52:19,987 --> 00:52:21,888 Gimme that. You wanna get drunk? 813 00:52:24,957 --> 00:52:26,207 Thank you, Papa. 814 00:52:29,749 --> 00:52:31,755 There. Keep driving on 67. 815 00:52:31,942 --> 00:52:34,041 67. Got it, Papa. 816 00:52:35,370 --> 00:52:36,614 Want a bit of music? 817 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,374 There we go. 818 00:53:34,964 --> 00:53:36,083 Papa! - Eh? 819 00:53:36,113 --> 00:53:37,249 Papa! - Eh? 820 00:53:37,471 --> 00:53:39,716 We must've arrived. Are we there? 821 00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:43,754 Yes, we're in Las Vegas. - Las Vegas! Is it a holiday? 822 00:53:43,784 --> 00:53:46,291 It's always a holiday here. This is gambling city. 823 00:53:46,332 --> 00:53:49,166 Here you'll meet the magnates of oil, of steel, 824 00:53:49,207 --> 00:53:52,666 the most elegant, most beautiful and richest women in America. - Cool! 825 00:53:53,291 --> 00:53:56,541 Is this the only suit you have? - Papa, it's my blue one, it's new. 826 00:53:56,582 --> 00:53:58,582 You come to America with one suit? 827 00:53:58,624 --> 00:54:02,582 I'm a gas attendant, how many should I have? How many do you have? 828 00:54:02,624 --> 00:54:03,957 How many do you have? 829 00:54:03,999 --> 00:54:07,272 I'm only here because of you. I left everything at home. 830 00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:10,541 In our villa on the Mississippi? - All at the villa. 831 00:54:10,582 --> 00:54:11,957 How marvelous! 832 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,626 Casino. Casino. Casino. 833 00:54:14,656 --> 00:54:16,981 Casino. Casino. Casino. 834 00:54:17,011 --> 00:54:18,999 So many casinos in Las Vegas! 835 00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:22,166 Las Vegas is one big casino. There's nothing but gambling. 836 00:54:22,207 --> 00:54:24,332 Just gambling? - Just gambling. 837 00:54:24,374 --> 00:54:26,624 I'll be darned… And don't they work? 838 00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:28,613 Oh, no! - No? 839 00:54:28,926 --> 00:54:30,131 Lucky them. 840 00:54:35,854 --> 00:54:39,324 Now you look like a real man of the west. 841 00:54:39,366 --> 00:54:40,803 You like that hat? 842 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,526 Papa, I feel a bit embarrassed. - Giuseppe, you never like anything! 843 00:54:46,485 --> 00:54:49,657 Do I hafta smoke this cigar? - Toss it. 844 00:54:58,503 --> 00:54:59,755 Mandolino! 845 00:55:00,727 --> 00:55:01,728 Martha! 846 00:55:01,758 --> 00:55:06,096 What are you doing? - Oh, Martha, I'm very happy to see you. 847 00:55:21,330 --> 00:55:23,324 Goodbye. - Bye, darling. 848 00:55:23,523 --> 00:55:25,267 Goodbye. Bye. 849 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:29,456 Who's that, Papa? - My wife. 850 00:55:29,779 --> 00:55:30,949 You're married? 851 00:55:30,991 --> 00:55:33,242 Married and divorced 3 times. Didn't you know? 852 00:55:33,272 --> 00:55:35,074 I know nothing about you, Papa. 853 00:55:38,653 --> 00:55:41,133 Hi, Mandolino, how are you? Good to see you. 854 00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:43,808 Goodbye, Mr Entrata, always at your disposal. 855 00:55:43,838 --> 00:55:46,250 Is that an Italian friend? - Yes, worth billions. 856 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,991 What does he do? - Nothing. He earns a billion a day. 857 00:55:49,032 --> 00:55:52,324 A billion a day without working? - If not, he wouldn't be earning it. 858 00:55:55,824 --> 00:55:57,741 America is fantastic, Papa. 859 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:03,640 Come on, seven! 860 00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:06,382 "Sevene", Papa, we won! - I told you so. 861 00:56:06,412 --> 00:56:08,858 I make 1000 dollars bear fruit. - You're great! 862 00:56:08,888 --> 00:56:12,081 Go to the roulette table. Play me a row of 7s: 7, 17 and 27. 863 00:56:12,111 --> 00:56:14,449 All of it, Papa? - All of it! - All! 864 00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,830 Take it away cold. - Come on! 865 00:56:17,936 --> 00:56:18,857 "Sevene!" 866 00:56:18,881 --> 00:56:21,395 Seven. - I won. 7 turned up. 867 00:56:22,573 --> 00:56:23,699 Throw it here. 868 00:56:24,369 --> 00:56:25,699 Gimme. 869 00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:35,741 Thank you very much. 870 00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:37,610 8! 871 00:56:39,091 --> 00:56:40,946 Hey, Papa! We won. 872 00:56:40,976 --> 00:56:43,919 It came out 7. - You're surprised? Now go. 873 00:56:44,299 --> 00:56:46,380 Play it on a row of 8s: 8, 18, 28. 874 00:56:46,410 --> 00:56:48,657 All of it, Papa? - All of it! - All! 875 00:56:49,887 --> 00:56:50,887 28! 876 00:56:51,099 --> 00:56:54,533 It's on 28! - 28! Even wins. 877 00:56:54,726 --> 00:56:57,366 There you are, Sir. - Thank you. 878 00:56:59,313 --> 00:57:03,699 It's my father. Papi mio, he's fantastic. 879 00:57:06,742 --> 00:57:08,150 Thank you very much! 880 00:57:08,377 --> 00:57:09,809 Come on, pass line! 881 00:57:10,435 --> 00:57:11,435 10! 882 00:57:14,346 --> 00:57:15,346 Papa! 883 00:57:15,616 --> 00:57:18,741 We won. It came up 28. - 10: 8 and 2. 884 00:57:18,782 --> 00:57:22,491 2 and 8? How much did we win? - Don't worry, play on the zeroes. 885 00:57:22,532 --> 00:57:24,828 On zeroes? - Yes. - 10, 20 and 30. Excuse me. 886 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:26,157 You're my boy! 887 00:57:26,199 --> 00:57:27,199 20. 888 00:57:27,465 --> 00:57:29,378 You think it won't turn up 20? 889 00:57:29,408 --> 00:57:34,072 Ending in zeroes: 10, 20 and 30. Throw it all on it. All of it. 890 00:57:34,102 --> 00:57:36,949 My father is fantastic. Every number he plays, wins. 891 00:57:37,145 --> 00:57:41,306 Oh, I'm sorry, my father. All the way he wins. Many dollars. 892 00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:43,991 Many dollars, very intelligent. 893 00:57:44,032 --> 00:57:47,266 Intelligence? My father is a genius! Terrific genius! 894 00:57:47,296 --> 00:57:50,317 You're very lucky with your papi. 895 00:57:50,613 --> 00:57:52,499 You speak Italian? - Yes. 896 00:57:52,949 --> 00:57:55,907 I speak Italian and I'm all alone. 897 00:57:59,793 --> 00:58:01,327 How tall you are! 898 00:58:01,357 --> 00:58:03,668 Come on, 7! 899 00:58:05,369 --> 00:58:08,075 Papa? You were right. - How did it go? 900 00:58:08,105 --> 00:58:10,756 You made it bear fruit! - How much? - 10000. 901 00:58:10,786 --> 00:58:13,211 Go to the cashier, cash in and go to the hotel. 902 00:58:13,241 --> 00:58:15,942 Lock yourself in. I'll join you later. - Cash in and go? 903 00:58:15,972 --> 00:58:19,438 Aren't you coming? - Leave me alone! This is a good night! 904 00:58:19,468 --> 00:58:20,736 I'll join you later. 905 00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:22,140 Are you leaving? 906 00:58:22,570 --> 00:58:24,260 Yes, I must leaving. 907 00:58:24,578 --> 00:58:27,187 And who's that? - A girl I met at the roulette table. 908 00:58:27,217 --> 00:58:30,141 She says she's all alone. - Of course, enjoy. Go on! 909 00:58:30,171 --> 00:58:32,839 She likes Italians a lot. - Go on then! 910 00:58:32,869 --> 00:58:35,613 You come with me? - Yes, why not? - Bye, Papa! 911 00:58:36,189 --> 00:58:37,307 Ciao, papi. 912 00:58:37,337 --> 00:58:39,002 Bye, Papi. - Bye. 913 00:58:47,099 --> 00:58:48,163 Come on! 914 00:58:50,061 --> 00:58:52,033 Come on, pass line! 8! 915 00:58:58,443 --> 00:58:59,991 Come on, big 8! 916 00:59:05,030 --> 00:59:06,297 Come on, big 8! 917 00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:18,054 Come on, pass line! 918 00:59:20,532 --> 00:59:21,942 Come on, big 8! 919 00:59:28,146 --> 00:59:31,657 Hey! Look who's here: Mandolino. 920 00:59:40,658 --> 00:59:41,668 Big 8! 921 00:59:42,949 --> 00:59:46,741 Over the line! Sorry, you've lost, Sir. Bank wins. 922 00:59:59,470 --> 01:00:01,160 OK, who's next? 923 01:00:04,495 --> 01:00:06,233 My name is Jane. 924 01:00:06,263 --> 01:00:08,203 My name is Giuseppe. 925 01:00:08,336 --> 01:00:11,489 I like Giuseppe. - I like Jane. 926 01:00:12,254 --> 01:00:13,694 I like Buddha. 927 01:00:15,048 --> 01:00:18,599 I like Buddha. - You like Buddha? 928 01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:21,282 Yes, I am a Buddhist. 929 01:00:21,644 --> 01:00:24,429 You like Buddha? - I like you. 930 01:00:24,699 --> 01:00:25,916 Are you rich? 931 01:00:26,634 --> 01:00:27,634 No. 932 01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:31,638 My papi, yes. My papi is a businessman. 933 01:00:31,849 --> 01:00:32,921 Millionaire. 934 01:01:36,032 --> 01:01:37,579 Damn it. 935 01:01:41,267 --> 01:01:44,326 Hi, Mandolino. - Hello, Jack, how are you? 936 01:01:44,356 --> 01:01:46,866 Did you bring the money? - That's why I came. 937 01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:49,535 Mandolino has never betrayed his friends. Come. 938 01:01:49,565 --> 01:01:52,324 My son is in a hotel with 10,000 in cash. 939 01:01:52,366 --> 01:01:53,328 Hello. 940 01:01:53,352 --> 01:01:57,279 There's a new car worth $10,000 parked outside. 941 01:01:57,309 --> 01:01:58,881 Cheers. 942 01:01:59,241 --> 01:02:00,423 Cheers. 943 01:02:08,059 --> 01:02:10,366 Does your father have an airplane? 944 01:02:11,714 --> 01:02:13,051 An airplane? 945 01:02:13,324 --> 01:02:16,513 I don't know. I know nothing about my papi. 946 01:02:16,543 --> 01:02:21,142 I know only that he's a businessman. He has tons of money, much money. 947 01:02:21,294 --> 01:02:24,329 He has a villa on the Mississippi river. 948 01:02:26,124 --> 01:02:27,999 Do you like me, baby? 949 01:02:30,124 --> 01:02:32,582 And you like me, bambolona? 950 01:02:37,108 --> 01:02:38,109 5… 951 01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:39,721 10… 952 01:02:40,401 --> 01:02:41,401 15… 953 01:02:44,042 --> 01:02:47,041 Hey, you're as long as a road, you are! 954 01:02:52,082 --> 01:02:53,082 Bambolona. 955 01:02:54,428 --> 01:02:55,773 What's the matter? 956 01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:57,791 Crying? 957 01:02:58,582 --> 01:02:59,957 Why do you cry? 958 01:03:05,959 --> 01:03:06,975 How come? 959 01:03:08,031 --> 01:03:10,167 You've done me wrong! 960 01:03:10,197 --> 01:03:11,739 How? I'm a man. 961 01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:15,019 I've never seen a woman like you. 962 01:03:18,355 --> 01:03:19,951 Marossi, 3425. 963 01:03:21,324 --> 01:03:22,374 The phone. 964 01:03:23,499 --> 01:03:24,874 Hello? - Who is it? 965 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:26,582 It's papa, Giuseppe! 966 01:03:27,957 --> 01:03:30,034 My son Giuseppe is there? 967 01:03:30,871 --> 01:03:32,957 It's papi. - My papi? 968 01:03:33,749 --> 01:03:35,582 Hello? - What are you doing? 969 01:03:35,624 --> 01:03:37,207 Papi. - Were you asleep? 970 01:03:37,249 --> 01:03:39,832 I'm quite well. I'm completely happy. 971 01:03:39,874 --> 01:03:42,082 I'm getting married, Papi! - Are you drunk? 972 01:03:42,124 --> 01:03:44,874 No, it's true, Papi! Where else would I find one like her? 973 01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:46,207 Who are you marrying? 974 01:03:46,304 --> 01:03:49,666 She's 2 meters long and alone in the world and likes me a lot. 975 01:03:49,707 --> 01:03:51,463 Are you dumb? She led you on! 976 01:03:51,493 --> 01:03:55,207 No, Papi, don't say that! - Listen, where's the money? 977 01:03:55,343 --> 01:03:58,249 Giuseppe, leave and escape! - Why should I escape? 978 01:03:58,291 --> 01:04:01,791 Stop asking me questions! If I say escape, escape! 979 01:04:01,832 --> 01:04:05,821 Somebody wants $10,000 and you must get out right away! 980 01:04:06,082 --> 01:04:10,415 And where'll I go, Papi? - Crazy Cat, San Antonio, Texas. Repeat it. 981 01:04:10,445 --> 01:04:12,587 Crazy Cat in San Antonio, Texas. 982 01:04:12,617 --> 01:04:15,855 Leave the hotel. Across the street is a bus stop. 983 01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:19,508 Take the Greyhound for San Antonio. You understand? 984 01:04:19,538 --> 01:04:21,248 I'm leaving by car right away. 985 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:22,624 Yes. - Hello, Papi. 986 01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:26,124 I can't come with you. - Papi, did you hear her say "hello"? 987 01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:29,182 Giuse', you're doing this on purpose! 988 01:04:29,374 --> 01:04:32,303 They'll come and take the $10,000! - I'm going. 989 01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:35,000 Papi says we must go. - Yeah. 990 01:04:35,207 --> 01:04:36,742 Oh, you finally get it! 991 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,760 Jane, what a lovely evening. 992 01:04:41,272 --> 01:04:42,494 Are you happy? 993 01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:44,683 I like you. - Sure. 994 01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:48,957 We'll always be together, you and me? - Sure. 995 01:04:51,999 --> 01:04:55,582 I'm quite fond of you. You can't imagine how much I like you. - Sure. 996 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,319 Hello, Giuseppe. Hello, Jane. 997 01:05:01,349 --> 01:05:03,789 Hi, Jack! - Who are these guys? 998 01:05:04,207 --> 01:05:07,059 Where is your papa? Mandolino? 999 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:09,438 My papi? I don't know where he is. 1000 01:05:09,535 --> 01:05:14,124 Where are the $10,000? - I don't know. I don't know anything. 1001 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:17,011 I know maybe you have it. - Wait, where are we going? 1002 01:05:17,041 --> 01:05:18,927 Move it! - Where are you taking me? 1003 01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:20,291 Jane! - Go on! 1004 01:05:20,332 --> 01:05:22,543 Tell him, Jane that I know nothing! 1005 01:05:22,573 --> 01:05:24,188 Come on. - Jane! 1006 01:05:25,749 --> 01:05:27,166 Keep it going! 1007 01:05:27,207 --> 01:05:30,291 Watch it! He's getting away! - No! Not the money! 1008 01:05:30,332 --> 01:05:32,916 Watch it, he's going to the left! - I won't give it! 1009 01:05:32,957 --> 01:05:34,624 Not even if you kill me! 1010 01:05:40,090 --> 01:05:41,666 Thank you! - What? 1011 01:05:41,707 --> 01:05:43,374 Thank you, Giuseppe! 1012 01:06:24,457 --> 01:06:26,806 Oh, God, they've killed me… 1013 01:06:27,729 --> 01:06:28,997 with punches… 1014 01:06:29,874 --> 01:06:30,999 My head! 1015 01:06:36,789 --> 01:06:39,425 Look, they left me some change. 1016 01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:42,582 Damn thieves… 1017 01:06:45,624 --> 01:06:46,901 But where am I? 1018 01:06:51,749 --> 01:06:53,332 Where am I going now? 1019 01:07:05,749 --> 01:07:07,359 Where the heck is Texas? 1020 01:07:08,541 --> 01:07:09,874 San Antonio… 1021 01:07:24,582 --> 01:07:25,707 Stop! 1022 01:07:27,307 --> 01:07:29,693 Here we go again: another blow! 1023 01:07:30,249 --> 01:07:31,636 Excuse me. - Yeah? 1024 01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:33,374 I go to San Antonio. - Yeah? 1025 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:36,387 Crazy Cat to San Antonio. I go to my father. - Yeah? 1026 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:38,874 How much it cost? Because I have this money. 1027 01:07:38,916 --> 01:07:40,499 $10.55. - I've just this. 1028 01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:44,374 Because 2 bad men, 2 ladracci, have stolen my money! 1029 01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:47,832 They took my $10,000 and beat me up with punches! 1030 01:07:47,874 --> 01:07:49,221 Those sons of bitches! 1031 01:07:49,251 --> 01:07:52,374 Are you Mexican? - No! I am Italian. 1032 01:07:52,511 --> 01:07:54,153 Italiano. Catholic. 1033 01:07:54,183 --> 01:07:58,027 Well, alright, come on in. - Yes? I can get on? Thank you very much. 1034 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,082 Hey, Senor. - Huh? 1035 01:08:06,224 --> 01:08:07,749 Sit there, please. - Here? 1036 01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:08,874 Yeah. - Yes. 1037 01:08:11,707 --> 01:08:13,541 I sit down, huh? - Yeah. 1038 01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:19,685 Hi, Fred. - Hi, there. 1039 01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:28,374 Folks, next stop's a rest stop. 1040 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:31,624 Anybody wants to step out and get a sandwich and a cup of coffee, 1041 01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:34,541 please do so but no longer than 15 minutes. 1042 01:09:51,793 --> 01:09:54,390 This is San Antonio, folks. - I am arrived? 1043 01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:56,666 San Antonio? - Yeah. 1044 01:10:02,798 --> 01:10:05,176 Thank you. Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 1045 01:10:13,337 --> 01:10:17,166 Excuse me, please, Crazy Cat, where is? To the right? 1046 01:11:20,249 --> 01:11:23,100 Excuse me, do you know Mr Marossi? 1047 01:11:25,041 --> 01:11:26,457 Excuse me. 1048 01:11:30,207 --> 01:11:31,830 Do you know Mr Marossi? 1049 01:11:32,457 --> 01:11:33,968 Hey! 1050 01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:36,166 Are you looking for Mr Marossi? 1051 01:11:38,707 --> 01:11:41,749 Yes, you know? - Mr Marossi is my father. 1052 01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:43,624 I'm Giuseppe. - Yes! 1053 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,166 Mr Marossi is my father. 1054 01:11:45,207 --> 01:11:48,345 But you're Giuseppe, my brother. - Who are you? 1055 01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,101 I'm Pamela, your sister. 1056 01:11:51,597 --> 01:11:53,068 My sister Pamela? 1057 01:11:53,279 --> 01:11:57,624 Yes, your sister. I'm very happy to meet my Italian brother. 1058 01:11:58,249 --> 01:12:01,182 The pleasure is all mine but… you're naked. 1059 01:12:01,212 --> 01:12:03,622 But this my job, Giuseppe, 1060 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:06,374 I work for myself and for my husband. 1061 01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:10,563 What does your husband think of your dancing nude? - He's pleased. 1062 01:12:10,906 --> 01:12:13,082 He goes to college, university. 1063 01:12:13,624 --> 01:12:16,809 And one day, when he becomes a great scientist, 1064 01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:19,550 he'll have tons of millions and we'll go to California. 1065 01:12:19,580 --> 01:12:21,646 And what will you do in California? 1066 01:12:21,748 --> 01:12:25,666 California is the place to live for those who have many dollars. 1067 01:12:25,785 --> 01:12:28,907 Everybody who lives there is very rich. 1068 01:12:28,937 --> 01:12:32,041 And we'll have a large villa, a pool, 1069 01:12:32,082 --> 01:12:37,207 furs, diamonds, cars and many servants! 1070 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,883 We'll live like millionaires and we'll be happy forever. 1071 01:12:40,913 --> 01:12:44,999 This is America, Giuseppe! Do you know how much I make? 1072 01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:46,653 No. 1073 01:12:46,678 --> 01:12:49,124 60 dollars a day. 1074 01:12:49,166 --> 01:12:51,541 I'll become rich very soon. You see? 1075 01:12:51,582 --> 01:12:53,832 Yes, I see but you're naked. 1076 01:12:54,035 --> 01:12:58,752 Why do you always say I'm naked? You give that way too much importance. 1077 01:12:58,782 --> 01:13:02,499 My husband and I never think badly of it. We're happy. 1078 01:13:02,714 --> 01:13:05,938 But you're Italian. You can't understand? 1079 01:13:05,968 --> 01:13:07,980 I can't. Where's papa? 1080 01:13:08,081 --> 01:13:09,630 Papi is in the beauty shop. 1081 01:13:10,582 --> 01:13:13,191 Can I leave my suitcase? - Of course, Giuseppe. 1082 01:13:13,602 --> 01:13:17,271 And how do you get to the beauty shop? - Down there, on the floor beneath. 1083 01:13:17,301 --> 01:13:18,301 Goodbye. 1084 01:13:19,499 --> 01:13:20,499 Ciao. 1085 01:13:22,061 --> 01:13:23,061 Ciao! 1086 01:13:26,416 --> 01:13:28,749 Who do you want? - Eh? Mr Marossi. 1087 01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:30,124 Who is Mr Marossi? 1088 01:13:30,166 --> 01:13:33,166 Mandolino, you know. - Ah, Mandolino. 1089 01:13:33,207 --> 01:13:36,749 Excuse me, Mr Marossi. - Here you are, Sir. 1090 01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:40,332 Excuse me, Mr Marossi. 1091 01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:43,564 Mr Marossi. 1092 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:44,791 46. 1093 01:13:45,082 --> 01:13:47,082 I got you again. - Again! 1094 01:13:47,124 --> 01:13:49,874 Excuse me, do you know Mr Marossi? 1095 01:13:51,332 --> 01:13:52,364 Giuseppe! 1096 01:13:53,457 --> 01:13:55,791 Hey, Giuseppe! - Who are you? 1097 01:13:57,629 --> 01:14:01,041 Papa, what are you doing? - Can't you see what I'm doing? 1098 01:14:01,707 --> 01:14:04,916 Eh, I see it. - What did you do to yourself? 1099 01:14:07,396 --> 01:14:09,541 What I did? What they did. 1100 01:14:09,582 --> 01:14:12,457 Did you meet your sister? - Yes, I met her. 1101 01:14:12,601 --> 01:14:13,610 Cute, eh? 1102 01:14:13,884 --> 01:14:15,582 Sure, of course she is. 1103 01:14:15,624 --> 01:14:18,564 Even Greta worked here but she left. 1104 01:14:18,594 --> 01:14:21,332 Who's Greta? - What do you mean? Your younger sister. 1105 01:14:22,096 --> 01:14:23,584 Now we've lost her. 1106 01:14:24,092 --> 01:14:25,666 She no longer needs us. 1107 01:14:25,707 --> 01:14:28,041 She is among the loveliest women in America. 1108 01:14:28,082 --> 01:14:29,916 They call her "the body", il corpo. 1109 01:14:29,957 --> 01:14:32,457 You invest in all your kids and then they leave you. 1110 01:14:32,499 --> 01:14:36,582 Why stand there like a statue? Come and sit next to me. Come. 1111 01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:44,374 Get yourself a mask. Go on. - What mask, Papa? 1112 01:14:45,207 --> 01:14:46,457 I'd be ashamed. 1113 01:14:47,457 --> 01:14:52,457 How about 23-25? - I got you, four 9s. 1114 01:14:54,517 --> 01:14:56,582 She's diabolical, this brunette. 1115 01:14:56,718 --> 01:14:59,582 Didn't I win 50 dollars for you? She wiped me out. 1116 01:14:59,624 --> 01:15:00,749 What is it? 1117 01:15:01,049 --> 01:15:04,926 It's an American game. Dollar poker, liar's poker. It's like regular poker. 1118 01:15:04,956 --> 01:15:07,547 Who has the highest combination wins. Gimme a dollar. 1119 01:15:07,577 --> 01:15:10,916 Dollar? I don't even have a cent. - No? And the $10,000? 1120 01:15:11,432 --> 01:15:13,999 I don't know. They took it and killed me with punches. 1121 01:15:14,041 --> 01:15:17,041 Giuseppe, what do you mean? You'll ruin me! 1122 01:15:17,082 --> 01:15:19,718 I ruin you? - Oh! I signed a check! 1123 01:15:19,748 --> 01:15:22,963 If by Monday, I don't have money in the bank, I lose the well and go to jail. 1124 01:15:22,993 --> 01:15:23,993 Jail? 1125 01:15:24,017 --> 01:15:27,041 Here they put you in jail if you sign a bounced check. 1126 01:15:27,082 --> 01:15:29,563 I know, but don't you have a depository in the bank? 1127 01:15:29,999 --> 01:15:32,124 Me? A depository in the bank? 1128 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:34,808 I make my money circulate. I don't keep it immobilized. 1129 01:15:34,838 --> 01:15:37,624 What will we do? - Yeah, what will we do? 1130 01:15:37,789 --> 01:15:39,791 What will we do, Joseph? 1131 01:15:51,645 --> 01:15:54,791 What will we do, Papa? - Hold on, let me think. 1132 01:15:58,957 --> 01:16:00,534 You see, Giuseppe, 1133 01:16:00,776 --> 01:16:04,207 at this hour, Americans are locked in their homes 1134 01:16:04,249 --> 01:16:05,707 in front of the TV. 1135 01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:11,833 They're a good people, fair, honest, without imagination, without malice. 1136 01:16:11,863 --> 01:16:14,291 See, they leave everything unwatched. 1137 01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:20,291 Look! Look at that shop full of things. 1138 01:16:20,573 --> 01:16:22,234 There's a treasure inside. 1139 01:16:23,957 --> 01:16:25,582 See, what did I tell you? 1140 01:16:25,624 --> 01:16:31,082 Pearls, diamonds, emeralds, all by themselves with nobody to guard them. 1141 01:16:31,124 --> 01:16:35,749 There's not even a policeman about. Like I said: people without malice. 1142 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:39,499 One just needs to smash this window and take a handful of this stuff 1143 01:16:39,541 --> 01:16:41,166 and we'll be all settled. 1144 01:17:01,086 --> 01:17:04,231 Hey! HEEEEEEY! 1145 01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:09,124 Don't raise your hands to your father who brought you to America! 1146 01:17:09,154 --> 01:17:11,013 Don't make me regret it! 1147 01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:15,772 You had me to come to America not to see me but to get the $10,000 prize 1148 01:17:15,802 --> 01:17:17,666 and they you gambled it all away! 1149 01:17:17,707 --> 01:17:20,782 You spoke of millions of dollars but you don't have even a lira! 1150 01:17:20,812 --> 01:17:23,544 You're full of debts! Everybody's after you! 1151 01:17:23,574 --> 01:17:26,358 I'll show you how in 2 hours I can reverse this situation! 1152 01:17:26,388 --> 01:17:29,136 What situation, Papa? You're just a crazy person! 1153 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:31,624 The one you said is my sister is completely naked, 1154 01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:35,082 has a husband in college and talks of villas, pools and jewels! 1155 01:17:35,124 --> 01:17:36,502 She's delusional! 1156 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:39,481 Papa, being an American doesn't make you a billionaire! 1157 01:17:39,511 --> 01:17:41,749 You hafta have billions or else you're crazy! 1158 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:45,124 No, we're not crazy! We're not delusional! 1159 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,498 This is reality. 1160 01:17:47,582 --> 01:17:50,457 I have a friend in Texas who used to beg. 1161 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:53,374 In 3 months, he became a billionaire! 1162 01:17:53,416 --> 01:17:56,082 Rockefeller! I told you how he started out. 1163 01:17:56,124 --> 01:17:58,109 And Morgan and Ford and all of them. 1164 01:17:58,139 --> 01:18:00,399 How did they become billionaires? With ideas. 1165 01:18:00,429 --> 01:18:03,725 Why are you talking about Morgan, Ford, Rockefeller? 1166 01:18:03,755 --> 01:18:06,557 It's not true! They're all stories you've made up! 1167 01:18:06,587 --> 01:18:08,977 What are you saying? What's in your head? 1168 01:18:09,028 --> 01:18:11,132 They were wealthy. You're just poor! 1169 01:18:11,249 --> 01:18:13,753 You wanted to break a window! You wanted to steal! 1170 01:18:13,783 --> 01:18:15,791 How shameful, I'm going back to Italy. 1171 01:18:15,832 --> 01:18:18,407 What? You're here and you want to go back to Italy? 1172 01:18:18,501 --> 01:18:21,010 Giuseppe, you have a villa on the Mississippi, 1173 01:18:21,061 --> 01:18:23,751 an established restaurant, and oil wells! 1174 01:18:23,874 --> 01:18:26,332 Sooner or later, won't they be yours? 1175 01:18:26,374 --> 01:18:29,707 Thank goodness, I have the return ticket. - Can I see it? 1176 01:18:30,325 --> 01:18:33,657 Papa, I don't believe in anything anymore. I'm going back to Italy. 1177 01:18:34,082 --> 01:18:35,555 I'm sorry, Papa. 1178 01:18:35,707 --> 01:18:39,166 I was happy to be in America but now I'm afraid. 1179 01:18:39,364 --> 01:18:41,916 In Italy, at least I had a job, work. 1180 01:18:42,499 --> 01:18:45,249 Papa, I was a gas attendant but I was happy. 1181 01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:48,791 I never thought about billionaires, oil wells. 1182 01:18:50,832 --> 01:18:52,332 Goddamn it! 1183 01:18:54,582 --> 01:18:56,499 Papa! You disappeared? 1184 01:18:57,652 --> 01:18:58,832 Papa! 1185 01:19:06,999 --> 01:19:09,080 Pamela, have you seen Papa? 1186 01:19:09,110 --> 01:19:11,374 He took my ticket and disappeared. 1187 01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:15,832 Yes, he left you this ticket. He said for you to wait at his house in Memphis. 1188 01:19:17,124 --> 01:19:18,124 What? 1189 01:19:21,942 --> 01:19:23,373 Damn it! 1190 01:19:23,874 --> 01:19:25,999 Is there something I can do? 1191 01:19:27,824 --> 01:19:28,782 Yes. 1192 01:19:28,812 --> 01:19:29,888 Get dressed. 1193 01:20:44,457 --> 01:20:47,117 Excuse me, you go to Memphis? - Sure, come on up. 1194 01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:48,147 May I? 1195 01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:52,416 Thank you. Thank you, cowboy. Thank you. 1196 01:20:56,450 --> 01:20:59,650 There. Try to figure out these Americans. 1197 01:20:59,874 --> 01:21:02,374 That one has a house and he didn't even stop. 1198 01:21:03,332 --> 01:21:06,164 You live in Memphis? You know Lando Marossi? 1199 01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:09,150 He's my papi. He has a villa on the Mississippi. - Yeah, I know. 1200 01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:11,332 And an Italian restaurant. - Uh, huh. 1201 01:21:11,791 --> 01:21:13,150 Much money, papi. 1202 01:21:13,815 --> 01:21:14,916 Yeah, I know. 1203 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:20,832 I was lucky to meet you, cowboy. 1204 01:21:20,874 --> 01:21:23,291 This is a big car and it's fast too. 1205 01:22:52,707 --> 01:22:54,457 What's that? - Here we are. 1206 01:22:54,499 --> 01:22:56,452 Am I there? - Right there. - Good. 1207 01:22:57,277 --> 01:23:00,413 Thank you. Thank you very much. - Just give me a little push. 1208 01:23:00,443 --> 01:23:02,082 Push? Right away. 1209 01:23:09,207 --> 01:23:11,832 There. I should have walked. 1210 01:23:20,999 --> 01:23:23,032 "Lena and Lando Marossi”. 1211 01:23:35,146 --> 01:23:36,287 Oh, I'm sorry. 1212 01:23:37,609 --> 01:23:38,832 Excuse me. 1213 01:23:40,082 --> 01:23:42,402 Ah, excuse me, Madame. 1214 01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:45,418 Sam, what are you doing? - I'm just sweeping up 1215 01:23:45,448 --> 01:23:47,582 but I'll go right after to the gas station, 1216 01:23:47,624 --> 01:23:49,985 I was aiming to fix me a hamburger for breakfast. 1217 01:23:50,015 --> 01:23:53,291 Madame. - I'm sorry about the water. 1218 01:23:53,531 --> 01:23:54,999 No, no, it's nothing. 1219 01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:58,707 Excuse me, Madame, I saw the writing outside. 1220 01:23:58,749 --> 01:24:01,374 Do you know Mr Marossi? Lando Marossi? 1221 01:24:01,416 --> 01:24:04,291 Mandolino? Are you Italian? - Mandolino, yes. 1222 01:24:04,332 --> 01:24:05,588 Who's Lena? 1223 01:24:05,767 --> 01:24:07,874 My sister. Who are you? 1224 01:24:07,916 --> 01:24:10,916 Giuseppe, Mandolino's son. - Oh, Giuseppe. 1225 01:24:10,957 --> 01:24:12,927 I saw you on television. 1226 01:24:13,113 --> 01:24:15,707 You were a very handsome gondoliere. 1227 01:24:15,749 --> 01:24:18,249 I was expecting you. I knew you'd come. 1228 01:24:18,291 --> 01:24:21,029 Who told you? - Your father. 1229 01:24:21,059 --> 01:24:22,073 Mio papi? 1230 01:24:22,283 --> 01:24:23,283 Is he here? 1231 01:24:23,365 --> 01:24:26,157 He went to the Kentucky Derby. 1232 01:24:26,283 --> 01:24:29,707 He said to forgive him if he ran away with your ticket 1233 01:24:29,749 --> 01:24:32,953 but he couldn't explain it and you wouldn't have understood. 1234 01:24:32,983 --> 01:24:35,249 But he said he'd be back soon. 1235 01:24:35,291 --> 01:24:39,416 And you'll be happy because you'll become rich if he wins. 1236 01:24:40,559 --> 01:24:43,055 And if he doesn't win? - What do you mean? 1237 01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:46,227 I said if he doesn't win? - Impossible. 1238 01:24:46,487 --> 01:24:49,867 In this restaurant, he heard my sister Lena sing 1239 01:24:49,897 --> 01:24:52,757 and he brought her to Chicago to make her sing at the Opera. 1240 01:24:55,166 --> 01:24:58,082 And is this his restaurant? - It was his. 1241 01:24:58,124 --> 01:25:01,152 He lost it playing poker with my mother. - Figures. 1242 01:25:01,374 --> 01:25:04,040 And the villa on the Mississippi? - Oh, that's his. 1243 01:25:04,070 --> 01:25:06,124 There it is across the street. 1244 01:25:06,326 --> 01:25:08,582 Which one? The one with the columns? 1245 01:25:09,624 --> 01:25:11,332 Can I go in? - Of course. 1246 01:25:14,279 --> 01:25:16,249 Giuseppe. - Eh? 1247 01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:19,499 If you need anything, come here to me. 1248 01:25:19,541 --> 01:25:22,124 Thank you, Madame. Thank you very much. 1249 01:25:22,166 --> 01:25:25,707 Call me Evelyn, if you like. - Thank you, Evelyn. 1250 01:25:25,930 --> 01:25:27,582 Bye. - See you later. 1251 01:25:28,749 --> 01:25:29,770 Ciao. 1252 01:27:59,971 --> 01:28:02,666 Judy is 3 years old and Bev is almost 5. 1253 01:28:02,707 --> 01:28:05,438 They're all that's left of my family. 1254 01:28:05,468 --> 01:28:08,832 Peter, my husband, wanted to get divorced 3 years ago. 1255 01:28:08,874 --> 01:28:10,249 My mother is dead. 1256 01:28:10,291 --> 01:28:14,374 My sister Lena is now a famous singer thanks to your father. 1257 01:28:14,660 --> 01:28:16,460 She doesn't come back to Memphis. 1258 01:28:16,490 --> 01:28:19,082 I'm alone here with Old Sam. 1259 01:28:19,209 --> 01:28:21,374 Are you good? How cute… 1260 01:28:23,582 --> 01:28:26,916 It's destiny. And haven't I lived alone for 30 years? 1261 01:28:26,957 --> 01:28:30,957 Poor Giuseppe. - What "poor Giuseppe"? 1262 01:28:31,122 --> 01:28:33,281 You see, I was happy in Italy, Evelyn. 1263 01:28:33,395 --> 01:28:36,707 But did I ever think I could come to America and be reduced to this? 1264 01:28:36,749 --> 01:28:38,971 What do you think? - Don't you like America? 1265 01:28:39,001 --> 01:28:40,228 I don't know. 1266 01:28:40,258 --> 01:28:43,832 I liked coming to America but now that I'm here, I don't understand squat. 1267 01:28:43,874 --> 01:28:46,638 Everybody here talks about millions, billions. 1268 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:50,374 Yet I don't have a cent, I'm hungry. It's been 2 days since I've eaten. 1269 01:28:50,416 --> 01:28:52,416 Giuseppe, you haven't eaten? - No. 1270 01:28:52,457 --> 01:28:55,124 I didn't know. I'll get you something. What do you want? 1271 01:28:55,166 --> 01:28:57,416 Whatever you can: an egg, some soup. 1272 01:28:59,207 --> 01:29:00,694 Sam! A car! 1273 01:29:00,803 --> 01:29:03,025 Sam is never at the pump! 1274 01:29:03,397 --> 01:29:04,398 Evelyn! 1275 01:29:04,656 --> 01:29:05,666 I'll go. 1276 01:29:13,957 --> 01:29:15,891 Good morning, Sir. How many gallons? 1277 01:29:15,921 --> 01:29:17,749 5 gallons. - Yes, Sir. 1278 01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:07,979 How much? - 1.50, Sir. 1279 01:30:08,166 --> 01:30:10,207 Keep the change. - Thank you, Sir. 1280 01:30:11,134 --> 01:30:12,457 Thank you very much! 1281 01:30:25,207 --> 01:30:27,186 Evelyn, a half dollar in tip! 1282 01:30:27,737 --> 01:30:30,041 Oh, Giuseppe, you're a whiz! 1283 01:30:30,148 --> 01:30:31,749 You're better than Sam. 1284 01:30:31,791 --> 01:30:33,832 It's my work. I've done it all my life. 1285 01:30:33,874 --> 01:30:37,116 Fantastic. Giuseppe, listen to what I say. 1286 01:30:37,457 --> 01:30:42,499 Why don't you stay here? Sam is old. He can't work anymore. 1287 01:30:42,541 --> 01:30:46,041 You can work the gas pumps and I'll work the restaurant. 1288 01:30:46,082 --> 01:30:48,067 This way we wouldn't be so alone. 1289 01:30:50,383 --> 01:30:53,528 You mean it for real? - Of course. Come on, Giuseppe. 1290 01:31:34,249 --> 01:31:37,124 Keep the chewing gum, OK? - Thanks, Giuseppe. 1291 01:31:42,902 --> 01:31:45,452 Good evening. How many gallons? - Fill it up, please. 1292 01:31:45,482 --> 01:31:47,333 Full? - That's right. 1293 01:31:53,874 --> 01:31:55,479 Hi, Officer, how are you? 1294 01:31:55,509 --> 01:31:57,916 Fine, how are you yourself? - Fine. 1295 01:32:00,749 --> 01:32:02,707 Hot enough here for you? 1296 01:32:05,479 --> 01:32:07,536 It's very warm in this country, eh? 1297 01:32:08,959 --> 01:32:10,078 Hey, Giuse'. 1298 01:32:14,300 --> 01:32:15,317 Papa? 1299 01:32:21,138 --> 01:32:24,205 Papa, what are you doing there? What happened? 1300 01:32:25,179 --> 01:32:27,158 It's because of that check! 1301 01:32:28,582 --> 01:32:32,499 Giuseppe, just think I almost had a double win of $30,000. 1302 01:32:32,669 --> 01:32:36,165 I'm sorry. - Don't worry! It's only 3 months. 1303 01:32:37,108 --> 01:32:40,550 And besides, American prisons aren't anything like the Italian ones. 1304 01:32:40,738 --> 01:32:44,344 You're good there: they're modern, attractive, with every comfort. 1305 01:32:44,374 --> 01:32:48,082 You won't be able to gamble? - What do you mean? There's the TV. 1306 01:32:48,215 --> 01:32:50,074 And if you send me a few dollars, 1307 01:32:50,125 --> 01:32:52,638 I might be able to leave with a ton of money. 1308 01:32:53,055 --> 01:32:55,166 You'll see, Giuse'. - Yes, Papa. 1309 01:32:55,321 --> 01:32:59,082 Bravo! I see you're in uniform. See? You've already found a job. 1310 01:32:59,124 --> 01:33:02,249 You have before you a great future. You'll see! 1311 01:33:02,587 --> 01:33:04,291 That's how I started out. 1312 01:33:05,488 --> 01:33:06,841 You like the villa? 1313 01:33:07,374 --> 01:33:10,900 Yes, it's nice. There's a fine view. You can see the Mississippi. 1314 01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:13,041 The land all around it is all mine. 1315 01:33:13,082 --> 01:33:15,025 What land? It's all swamp. 1316 01:33:16,166 --> 01:33:18,124 Officer, my son Giuseppe. 1317 01:33:18,568 --> 01:33:20,187 Hi, Giuseppe. - Hi. 1318 01:33:20,499 --> 01:33:23,499 You see how nice they are to me? - Yes, I see. 1319 01:33:24,267 --> 01:33:25,575 Where do I write you? 1320 01:33:25,605 --> 01:33:28,957 It's very easy: Lando Marossi, San Quentin Prison. 1321 01:33:28,999 --> 01:33:32,374 Yes, Papa, I'll write you. Rest. Don't overwork yourself. 1322 01:33:32,916 --> 01:33:34,106 Ciao, Giuseppe. 1323 01:33:35,541 --> 01:33:37,332 10 dollars. - Ah, Giuseppe! 1324 01:33:37,374 --> 01:33:39,082 Thank you, friend. Yes? 1325 01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:42,153 Tell me, Papa. 1326 01:33:46,042 --> 01:33:47,356 Don't sell it. 1327 01:33:47,971 --> 01:33:49,041 Sell what? 1328 01:33:49,871 --> 01:33:53,999 The land around the villa. Don't be upset that it's a swamp. 1329 01:33:54,133 --> 01:33:56,666 Underneath it, is all petroleum. 1330 01:33:57,957 --> 01:33:58,957 Yes, Papa. 1331 01:34:01,499 --> 01:34:02,531 Bye. 1332 01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,512 Bye, Papa! 1333 01:36:20,369 --> 01:36:22,734 English subtitles by sineintegral@KG 93210