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Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom,
lived a beautiful little girl...
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...and her widowed father.
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It's beautifuI.
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Okay. it wasn't that long ago.
And it wasn't really a faraway kingdom.
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it was the San Fernando Valley.
it looked faraway...
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...because you barely see it
through the smog.
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But to me, growing up,
the Valley was my kingdom.
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i was my dad's best friend.
And he was mine.
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Being raised by a man put me behind in
the makeup and fashion departments.
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But i never felt like i missed out
on anything.
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i was the luckiest girl in the world.
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My dad owned the coolest diner.
i loved hanging out there.
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Diet was a four-letter word here...
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...and grease came
at no additional charge.
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At Hal's, everyone felt like family.
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Oh, yeah, I have drinks.
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Happy birthday!
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Make a wish, princess.
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What did i need a wish for?
i had amazing friends and the coolest dad.
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But i guess my dad thought i needed
one more thing: Fiona.
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I am so sorry.
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You Iook beautifuI, Fiona.
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Hey, HaI!
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Along with my new stepmother came
her twin daughters, Brianna and Gabriella.
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My out-of-step-sisters.
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But as long as my dad was happy, so was i.
We were going to be one big, happy family.
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Cheese.
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One's enough.
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Unfortunately, this was no fairy tale.
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''He took her hand, and he kissed it.
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Then he swooped her up onto
his horse.
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And the beautifuI princess and the
handsome prince rode off to his castIe...
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...where they Iived happiIy ever after.''
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Do fairy taIes come true, Dad?
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WeII, no. But dreams come true.
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-Do you have a dream?
-Yeah.
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My dream is that you'II grow up
and go to coIIege...
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...and then maybe someday you'II buiId
your own castIe.
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Where do princesses go to coIIege?
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They go...
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...where the princes go.
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They go to Princeton.
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But, Sam, you know, fairy taIes aren't
just about finding handsome princes.
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They're about fuIfiIIing your dreams...
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...and about standing up for what
you beIieve in.
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As I aIways say, never Iet the
fear of striking out--
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-Keep you from pIaying the game.
-Right.
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Just remember, if you Iook carefuIIy,
this book contains important things...
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...that you may need to know
Iater in Iife.
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-Earthquake.
-My kingdom crumbled...
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...during the Northridge earthquake.
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HeIp! HeIp!
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-Don't go.
-I'II be right back.
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i lost my best friend that day.
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From then on, the only fairy tales
in my life...
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...were the ones i read about in books.
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Since my father didn't leave a will,
my stepmother got everything.
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The house, the diner,
and to her dismay, me.
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Sam.
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Sammy.
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Sam!
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it's breakfast time.
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So bring me my breakfast.
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Sam!
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CarefuI, Iadies. Look for the eyes.
One, two, three, bicycIe.
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And feint. Magpie, magpie, magpie.
FIap and fIap and fIap. Mary Lou Retton!
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PaIm tree and paIm tree.
Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty.
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Around the harbor. Around the harbor.
CircIe Line tour.
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And hurricane.
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Can you beIieve how extraordinariIy
gifted my girIs are?
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AbsoIuteIy unbeIievabIe. ReaIIy.
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-Sam!
-Find each other. Look in the eyes.
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-I'm coming.
-One, two, three and four...
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...and right, Ieft, up and down.
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Is this the Norwegian saImon I asked for?
I need my omega-3s.
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OnIy the best.
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I can teII.
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You know, it costs a fortune to fIy
that stuff in from Norwegia.
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And push it, Iadies. Push it, Iadies.
Push it, Iadies.
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Ready? Okay.
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-Gross. Mom!
-I have a spastic coIon.
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WeII, you have a spastic brain.
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-Stop. Stop hitting her. Stop.
-You bit me.
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What are you doing just standing there?
Get to work.
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I can't go to work now.
I've got a big test I have to study for.
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Listen, Sam. PeopIe go to schooI
to get smarter...
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...so that they can get a job.
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You aIready have a job.
So it's Iike skipping a step.
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Come on, get going.
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And FIying Karamazov.
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No, honey. Leave those on.
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The Iawn Iooks a IittIe brown.
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Fiona, we're supposed to be conserving
water. We're in the middIe of a drought.
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Droughts are for poor peopIe.
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Do you think J.Lo has a brown Iawn?
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PeopIe who use extra water
have extra cIass.
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You caII that grade-A beef? WeII, that cow
must have cheated on his test.
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Pickup.
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Bobby, enough with the saImon.
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You aIready made a saImon omeIet, saImon
soup and saImon pudding. Come on.
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-HeIp me. Fiona wants to eat me.
-That's nasty.
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-Bite me, Rhonda. Bite me.
-That's nasty.
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-EIeanor, your order's up.
-Coming. I got it.
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Safe.
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I'm okay.
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-Chuck, how you doing?
-Super.
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That's good. So cheese omeIet,
extra bacon, crisp...
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-...bIueberry muffin and a Coke.
-Make it a Diet Coke.
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I'm trying to watch my weight.
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It ain't going nowhere.
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Pick up these saImon waffIes.
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-Sam, why are you stiII here?
-I'm aImost done.
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-You'II be Iate for schooI.
-I'II get there.
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-Fiona goes baIIistic if I don't finish.
-I don't care.
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What I care about is your education.
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She's got you getting up
at the crack of dawn.
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-Your dad wouId want you at schooI.
-But--
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No more ''buts.'' You just Ieave Fiona
and her big butt to me.
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-Thanks, Rhonda.
-Get.
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Hey, Iooking good, Mr. FarreII.
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A man's best friend is his Mercedes,
Sam.
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I'II remember that.
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Any-- Anything is possibIe
if you just beIieve.
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-Anything is possibIe if you just--
-Audition today, son?
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-Yeah, 5:00, aII right? TeII Mom.
-Knock them dead.
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Dad. Now, do you see what I have to go
to schooI in? No offense, Sam.
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HonestIy, don't you feeI sorry
for me?
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No, I feeI sorry about the three cars
we got you that you totaIed.
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Okay. AII right.
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-Carter, what are you wearing?
-What--?
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This is my Snoop DizzIe Iook.
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I cannot drive you to schooI Iike that.
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Sam, I am a Method actor, okay?
This is part of my training.
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I know, I know, I know. But Iook at this.
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AII right. Take two.
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Buenos dias, Fighting Frogs.
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Here's your daiIy drought reminder
to conserve agua.
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Cut your showers short.
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Brownie points go out to Mr. Rothman,
who hasn't had one in weeks.
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Remember, today's your last chance
to get tickets...
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...to the big Halloween homecoming
dance.
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You too can dress up Iike someone
you're not, for a change.
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-I mean, I--
-I pIedge aIIegiance to the fIag...
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...of the United States of America,
and to the repubIic...
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...for which it stands, one nation--
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Primo parking spot dead ahead.
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-Okay, there's a spot. There's a spot.
-Sam, watch out. Watch out.
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Okay. You snooze, you Iose!
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WeII, if it isn't SheIby Cummings
and her Iadies in waiting.
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-SheIby wants me so bad.
-You've never even taIked to her before.
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Oh, I've taIked to her. Okay?
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In my mind. And Iet me teII you,
in my mind, she wants me so bad.
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Carter, you couId do so much better than
SheIby Cummings. Even in your mind.
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-There's another spot.
-Got it.
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Come on.
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Austin.
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PeopIe Iike SheIby and Austin...
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...are geneticaIIy programmed
to find each other.
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How can so much ego be
in one reIationship?
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-Imagine what they say about you.
-They don't even know I exist.
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StaIkerazzi at 3 o'cIock.
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The white zone is for cooI peopIe onIy.
No geeks.
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Hey, diner girI, can I get a
breakfast burrito to go? Thank you.
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And you thought they didn't
know you exist.
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-That car's as oId as that hat.
-Right.
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Move. Move. Move.
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-Move. Move.
-Hi.
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SheIby. Hey, sister-friend.
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Remind me why we toIerate them.
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They gave you a Prada bag
for your birthday.
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Try ''Frada'' bag. TotaIIy fake.
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Greetings. Samantha, you Iook absoIuteIy
stunning today, as per usuaI.
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Thank you, Terry.
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If you'II excuse me, I must get back
to my gaIaxy now.
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Zion, Lieutenant Terry here. HeIIo?
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Can you hear me? Captain?
You're going in and out.
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-Poor guy.
-At Ieast he's happy.
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-Happy? Guy Iives in another worId.
-I copy.
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Sometimes fantasy is better
than reaIity, Carter.
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-Speaking of fantasy.
-I'II see you Iater.
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Yes, the secret admirer beckons.
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Where have you been?
We haven't talked in ages.
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We taIked this morning.
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i can't stop thinking about you.
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What's on your mind right now?
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You first.
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Well, i'm thinking that Professor Rothman's
dissected one too many frogs.
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Ribet, ribet.
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Laugh out Ioud.
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i wanna hear your laugh.
When can we finally meet?
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Soon.
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How's your day so far?
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Raging stepmom, work and cool kids
who can't get over themselves.
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-Ever feel like you don't belong?
-Absolutely.
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i can be surrounded by a sea
of people and still feel all alone.
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Then i think of you.
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Hey, Nomad, do you think
we've ever met?
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i don't know. Our school
has over 3500 kids.
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Well, that narrows it down.
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Well, at least i can eliminate the guys.
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You're not a guy, right? Because if you are,
i'll kick your butt.
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i am not a guy.
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Have you told your dad
about Princeton yet?
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if only i could. i haven't even told him
i wanna be a writer.
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My father always encouraged me
to pursue my dreams.
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Not mine. He has another plan
for my life.
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it's 2 a.m. We've been at this
for five hours.
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Well, i think we broke our record.
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-We should turn in. Sweet dreams.
-Wait.
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i can't sleep without knowing
there's hope.
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Half the night i waste in sighs.
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in a wakeful doze i sorrow.
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For the hand, the lips...
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...the eyes.
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For the meeting of tomorrow.
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Quoting Tennyson. impressive.
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Please meet me at the
homecoming dance.
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i'll be waiting for you at 1 1:00
in the middle of the dance floor.
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Sweet dreams.
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That was cIose.
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-You're finaIIy gonna be abIe to meet him.
-I don't know. He's too good to be true.
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Come on. It's been, Iike, a month since you
met him in that Princeton chat room, okay?
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-You taIk to him aII the time. You know him.
-I know, but he doesn't know me.
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What if I meet him
and I'm not what he expects?
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Maybe this whoIe reIationship's
just better for cyberspace.
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Listen, okay? You have to go
to that dance, okay?
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This Nomad guy isn't gonna be in one pIace
for Iong, aII right?
230
00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:38,011
-If it heIps, I'II be your escort.
-ReaIIy?
231
00:18:38,316 --> 00:18:41,877
-Yeah.
-You rock, Carter.
232
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,087
-HeIIo?
-Sam.
233
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:51,790
Some IittIe brat got into my saImon
and ate it aII.
234
00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:55,796
i need more salmon.
And pick up my dry cleaning.
235
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,524
And wash the Jag.
236
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,998
Fiona. One more pitch.
237
00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:07,041
-Why do you act Iike her sIave?
-SimpIe. No Fiona, no money for Princeton.
238
00:19:07,245 --> 00:19:09,213
-That sucks.
-TeII me about it.
239
00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:19,846
Hey, it's out of here.
240
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:28,690
Damn, a girI hit that.
See, now that's impressive.
241
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:32,495
So, what are you and SheIby going
to the dance as?
242
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:36,098
I don't know if I'm going with SheIby.
243
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:39,868
You're not gonna go with SheIby?
Who eIse you gonna go with?
244
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:43,003
I don't know. It's a mystery to me.
245
00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:46,377
-Thank you.
-You're weIcome.
246
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:49,678
Okay, guys. Come on.
A IittIe bit further. Right there.
247
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:56,050
Thirty percent off for USC aIumni.
248
00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:02,295
Looks good, my friend.
Make sure you get these rims.
249
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,968
-Austin.
-What's up?
250
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:08,195
What's with aII those coIIege brochures
in your bedroom?
251
00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:10,499
What are you doing in my room?
252
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:15,475
-I'm trying to keep my options open.
-You don't need options.
253
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,148
It is aII taken care of.
254
00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:23,377
Look, son, we've been working on this
program since you were 9 years oId.
255
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:26,056
You're gonna pIay USC footbaII,
graduate...
256
00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:30,091
...and then you'II manage this business
with me. Your future's set.
257
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:33,263
So don't mess with the pIan. AII right?
258
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:35,590
WouIdn't think of it.
259
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,963
There's another customer.
Go make them happy.
260
00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:44,268
Yes, sir, here's your car.
261
00:20:45,009 --> 00:20:47,204
WeII, you need a wax.
262
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:50,909
-Excuse me?
-I meant the car.
263
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:53,343
Oh, fine.
264
00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:06,162
-Austin.
-Hi.
265
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:08,355
-We need our cars washed.
-Yeah, Iook.
266
00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:10,761
Dirt.
267
00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:14,602
One second, Iadies. AII right.
268
00:21:14,805 --> 00:21:18,502
Take this inside when you're done.
Thank you very much.
269
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,473
Oh, my God, he is an angeI.
270
00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:23,840
-He's so cute.
-I know.
271
00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:27,882
So who'd you guys pay to make
your cars so dirty?
272
00:21:28,085 --> 00:21:32,818
Excuse me? Like, what are you,
the dirt poIice?
273
00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:34,753
Yeah. The dirt poIice.
274
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:39,362
Like, excuse me, miss, do you know
how fast your dirt was going?
275
00:21:39,563 --> 00:21:42,123
You shouId have stopped
with the dirt poIice.
276
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:46,903
You shouId get going,
because our mom's Iooking for you.
277
00:21:47,104 --> 00:21:50,164
-WeII, where is she?
-She's at home, baking.
278
00:21:52,977 --> 00:21:55,707
-You wanted to see me?
-Yes.
279
00:21:57,982 --> 00:22:00,576
Oh, my-- Did you finish your errands?
280
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:04,380
Because I need you to head to the diner
and take the night shift.
281
00:22:05,523 --> 00:22:09,084
Tonight's my night off and it's
the HaIIoween dance at schooI, so--
282
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:14,560
I know, but you need to stop being so
seIf-centered and start thinking of others.
283
00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:18,132
Others need you to go to the diner
and mop the fIoors tonight.
284
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:21,737
But I reaIIy need to go to this dance,
Fiona. I have to.
285
00:22:21,972 --> 00:22:24,839
You need to earn your tuition money
for coIIege.
286
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:27,840
You gotta bus a Iot of tabIes.
287
00:22:28,045 --> 00:22:33,813
I'm a straight-A student. I work seven days
a week and I'm taking extra AP cIasses.
288
00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:38,978
I never asked you for anything.
PIease Iet me go to this dance.
289
00:22:40,157 --> 00:22:43,854
Sweetheart, now that you're
oId enough...
290
00:22:44,061 --> 00:22:48,657
...there's something I've aIways wanted to
teII you, and I think you're ready to hear it.
291
00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:52,796
You're not very pretty,
and you're not very bright.
292
00:22:55,239 --> 00:22:56,866
I'm so gIad we had that taIk.
293
00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,942
-Man, you--
-Scoot over, bro.
294
00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:11,120
-See if we can get a bigger tabIe.
-Move over.
295
00:23:13,991 --> 00:23:15,322
You're in my way.
296
00:23:17,895 --> 00:23:22,889
It must be HaIIoween. Look what just
fIew in. The wicked witch of the VaIIey.
297
00:23:23,134 --> 00:23:26,865
I'm gonna be picking up GabrieIIa
and Brianna at the HaIIoween dance.
298
00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:30,596
-I'II be back by 1 2 sharp.
-Okay.
299
00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:35,101
StiII got room in there, huh?
300
00:23:35,346 --> 00:23:40,045
WeII, if it isn't IittIe Betty Crocker
from the 'hood.
301
00:23:40,284 --> 00:23:43,185
Don't you have something to do,
Iike cIeaning toiIets?
302
00:23:43,387 --> 00:23:47,790
You know, I wouId, but I'm too busy
running this pIace. But be my guest.
303
00:23:48,392 --> 00:23:53,227
I'm sorry, I can't, because I just got
a $1 50 manicure. SiIver paIm trees.
304
00:23:55,232 --> 00:23:59,430
Keep it up, Fiona, and I'm gonna find
a pIace to put my $6 pedicure.
305
00:23:59,837 --> 00:24:02,567
Where are your skates?
That's part of the uniform.
306
00:24:02,773 --> 00:24:06,402
Fiona, if I wanted to Iook Iike a cIown,
I'd join the circus.
307
00:24:06,610 --> 00:24:11,638
If you were part of my circus, I'd have you
cIean eIephant butts with a Wet One.
308
00:24:11,849 --> 00:24:16,149
-I don't think you reaIize that I couId--
-Fire me? Oh, pIease, go right ahead.
309
00:24:16,353 --> 00:24:19,914
And Iet's see how many customers
you have Ieft when you do.
310
00:24:21,058 --> 00:24:24,255
I am a very appeaIing person.
311
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,730
Yeah, in your head.
312
00:24:35,005 --> 00:24:38,270
-''I'm a very appeaIing person.''
-''I'm a very appeaIing person.''
313
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,239
That woman can make a nun swear.
314
00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:44,744
I'm graduating a year earIy so I can
be 3000 miIes away in Princeton.
315
00:24:44,949 --> 00:24:50,683
You couId go to the University of Mars
and it stiII wouIdn't be far enough.
316
00:24:50,955 --> 00:24:52,217
Honey, I'm desperate.
317
00:24:52,423 --> 00:24:54,857
-Can you cover that back booth?
-We're waiting.
318
00:24:55,059 --> 00:24:58,290
-I don't think I can eat anything here.
-But--
319
00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:05,160
I have the feeIing I won't be abIe
to get a Zone meaI here.
320
00:25:05,369 --> 00:25:09,135
-I aIready ate.
-Laxatives don't quaIify as a food group.
321
00:25:09,807 --> 00:25:12,401
-Surprised you didn't know that.
-Stop it.
322
00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:16,307
WeII, if it isn't diner girI.
323
00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:19,972
-What can I get you guys?
-What can I get here that has no sugar...
324
00:25:20,184 --> 00:25:23,244
-...no carbs and is fat-free?
-Water.
325
00:25:23,454 --> 00:25:26,719
-Water? Feisty.
-Was that supposed to be a joke?
326
00:25:27,157 --> 00:25:28,488
It was funny.
327
00:25:28,692 --> 00:25:30,990
-I'II have a Voss.
-Excuse me?
328
00:25:31,328 --> 00:25:34,229
-It's water. From Norway.
-She's the worst.
329
00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:40,096
-Sorry, we onIy have water from the VaIIey.
-Oh, weII, then I'II have an iced tea.
330
00:25:40,304 --> 00:25:42,602
Make that two.
And I'm stiII waiting...
331
00:25:42,806 --> 00:25:45,832
-...on that breakfast burrito, diner girI.
-See you.
332
00:25:46,043 --> 00:25:49,444
-Thank you.
-She is so not getting a tip.
333
00:25:49,647 --> 00:25:53,674
SheIby, we reaIIy need to taIk.
PrivateIy.
334
00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:57,843
Anything you say to me,
you can say in front of my peeps.
335
00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,748
Okay.
336
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,452
I wanna break up.
337
00:26:04,662 --> 00:26:05,856
What?
338
00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:07,257
That was harsh.
339
00:26:07,464 --> 00:26:10,228
-Are you in Iove with somebody eIse?
-I think so.
340
00:26:10,434 --> 00:26:12,265
-No way.
-What? Who, bro?
341
00:26:12,469 --> 00:26:14,164
I don't know.
342
00:26:14,471 --> 00:26:18,669
-But we can stiII be--
-Don't say the word ''friends.''
343
00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:23,108
FortunateIy for you, I'm gonna overIook
this mentaI breakdown of yours.
344
00:26:23,314 --> 00:26:28,411
Look, just chiII out. We're gonna go get
ready for the dance, and I'II see you there.
345
00:26:30,254 --> 00:26:32,745
-Later.
-Late.
346
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,754
-That went weII, bro.
-No, she took it weII.
347
00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:39,555
Good Iooking out.
348
00:26:39,763 --> 00:26:42,596
-Later, diner girI.
-Too Iate.
349
00:26:44,835 --> 00:26:46,666
Don't worry about it.
350
00:26:51,942 --> 00:26:55,571
You know, those kids remind me
of why I used to fight in schooI.
351
00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,775
Have no fear.
352
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:03,246
Zorro is here.
353
00:27:04,822 --> 00:27:08,258
And he's got the keys
to his dad's Mercedes.
354
00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:11,261
You're going dressed as a bus girI?
355
00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:14,625
-Carter, I'm not going.
-What do you mean, you're not going?
356
00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:20,202
-Okay, sorry. Sorry. What about cyberdude?
-Cyberdude?
357
00:27:20,404 --> 00:27:23,066
That the boy that's been sending
you Iove notes?
358
00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:26,037
They're not Iove notes. They're e-maiIs.
359
00:27:26,243 --> 00:27:30,805
If a man is taking his time to write down
his feeIings for you, it's a Iove note.
360
00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:33,643
You've got a secret admirer.
361
00:27:33,851 --> 00:27:37,218
And he wants to meet her tonight
at the dance.
362
00:27:37,421 --> 00:27:40,185
-What are you stiII doing here?
-I'm obeying orders.
363
00:27:40,391 --> 00:27:44,122
-Sam, this is your true Iove.
-WeII, true Iove is gonna have to wait.
364
00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:48,856
Oh, girI, pIease, save aII that drama for the
soap operas. You are going to that dance.
365
00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:51,364
Go ahead, girIfriend.
366
00:27:51,568 --> 00:27:56,733
I can't go. Fiona wouId kiII me and then
bring me back to cIean up the mess.
367
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:59,465
She's gonna have to
go through me to hurt you.
368
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:03,306
-Go, girIfriend. Do your thing.
-CaII me ''girIfriend'' one more time.
369
00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:04,845
Okay, sorry.
370
00:28:05,049 --> 00:28:08,576
Sam, your dad did not Ieave this earth
wanting you to be unhappy.
371
00:28:08,786 --> 00:28:12,483
It's time for you to find your own bIiss,
starting with this dance.
372
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:15,090
Sam, you need to Iisten to Rhonda.
373
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:18,819
You're aIways studying, aIways working.
Take some time for yourseIf.
374
00:28:19,029 --> 00:28:21,759
Yeah, why don't you go out
and bust a move.
375
00:28:21,965 --> 00:28:26,265
-Put your freak on.
-Whatever it is you kids do these days.
376
00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:31,406
You know what? You guys are right.
I never do anything for myseIf.
377
00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:32,937
-No, you don't.
-True.
378
00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:35,005
And I deserve to have some fun.
379
00:28:35,212 --> 00:28:36,702
-That's right.
-Yeah.
380
00:28:36,947 --> 00:28:40,314
-I am gonna go to that dance.
-Okay, great.
381
00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:44,214
And I am gonna meet my true Iove
and I'm gonna dance aII night.
382
00:28:49,827 --> 00:28:52,227
-I can't go.
-What?
383
00:28:52,429 --> 00:28:54,090
I don't have a costume.
384
00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:59,425
-But you wiII. Are you coming, Zorro?
-Yes, ma'am.
385
00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:10,439
Vernon. Sam needs a costume.
386
00:29:10,681 --> 00:29:13,616
No. No, Rhonda. I am cIosed.
387
00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:17,082
Come on, I'II give you free breakfast
for a week.
388
00:29:18,155 --> 00:29:20,385
Make it a month.
389
00:29:21,692 --> 00:29:24,058
There's gotta be something here.
390
00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:27,162
There is this one.
391
00:29:31,135 --> 00:29:33,103
Perfect.
392
00:29:35,472 --> 00:29:36,632
No way.
393
00:29:39,276 --> 00:29:41,403
Hey, you're kiIIing me here.
394
00:29:47,117 --> 00:29:49,085
AIoha.
395
00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:51,344
No, no. I got something.
396
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:57,057
BIess you.
397
00:29:59,596 --> 00:30:01,962
Rhonda, this is hopeIess.
398
00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:10,296
Vernon, Iet me see that mask.
399
00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:17,039
I don't have an outfit
that goes with that.
400
00:30:17,281 --> 00:30:19,112
Yeah, but I do.
401
00:30:29,326 --> 00:30:34,958
Rhonda, you sure do have a knack for taking
something simpIe and making it beautifuI.
402
00:30:37,668 --> 00:30:40,933
WeII, you ain't seen nothing yet.
403
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,966
I was saving this dress for my
next attempt down the aisIe.
404
00:30:48,212 --> 00:30:50,112
Long story.
405
00:30:53,383 --> 00:30:55,817
It's beautifuI.
406
00:30:56,587 --> 00:31:02,321
-Rhonda, I can't wear that.
-Yes, you can. And you wiII.
407
00:31:02,793 --> 00:31:07,628
That dress has been in that box so Iong,
it deserves a night out.
408
00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:10,528
Let's go.
409
00:31:10,734 --> 00:31:13,464
This is gonna Iook so good on you.
410
00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:25,540
WeIcome, North VaIIey High SchooI seniors
to the HaIIoween homecoming dance.
411
00:31:25,749 --> 00:31:30,209
Tonight, our paneI of esteemed teachers
wiII use their years of higher education...
412
00:31:30,621 --> 00:31:33,488
...to choose our homecoming
prince and princess.
413
00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:37,488
In true L.A. fashion,
it's not about who you are.
414
00:31:37,694 --> 00:31:42,825
It's about what you wear.
Are you ready to crank it up? Yeah.
415
00:31:48,639 --> 00:31:51,403
I cannot beIieve I put you in charge
of costumes.
416
00:31:51,608 --> 00:31:56,204
I toId you Siamese cats,
not Siamese twins.
417
00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:59,610
Are we having a catfight?
418
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:11,288
-WeIcome, guys.
-What up?
419
00:32:11,495 --> 00:32:14,328
-Sorry about your costume getting Iost.
-It's aII good.
420
00:32:14,531 --> 00:32:17,466
No, it's not. We don't get to be
the Three Musketeers.
421
00:32:17,668 --> 00:32:21,297
You get to be Prince Charming
and we're the two wimps in wigs.
422
00:32:26,510 --> 00:32:29,035
Take the cape off aIready.
You Iook amazing.
423
00:32:29,246 --> 00:32:32,977
-I'm sorry, I'm just freaking out here.
-Listen, it's gonna be okay.
424
00:32:33,183 --> 00:32:36,243
-Hurry up, it's aImost 1 1 .
-Carter, wait.
425
00:32:36,453 --> 00:32:39,251
Remember, I have to be back
in the diner by 1 2, okay?
426
00:32:39,456 --> 00:32:42,220
Okay, give me your ceII phone.
Come on, ceII phone.
427
00:32:45,028 --> 00:32:49,522
Okay. AII right, I'm going to set the aIarm
for a quarter to 1 2, okay?
428
00:32:49,733 --> 00:32:53,499
-Okay.
-AII right, there. Now, give me the cape.
429
00:32:53,704 --> 00:32:55,228
Come on, it's time
430
00:33:14,491 --> 00:33:17,358
Sam, what are they aII staring at?
431
00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:03,237
Love her dress. Hate her.
432
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,548
Sam, don't worry, okay?
433
00:34:19,756 --> 00:34:25,388
Any guy wouId have to be compIeteIy
insane not to Iike you, aII right?
434
00:34:25,595 --> 00:34:28,428
I'm just gonna be standing
right over here. Okay.
435
00:34:39,176 --> 00:34:44,580
Do you know you're standing preciseIy
in the middIe of the dance fIoor?
436
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,986
Fate has brought us together right here
at this anointed hour...
437
00:34:51,188 --> 00:34:53,383
...under the shimmering disco baII.
438
00:34:55,258 --> 00:34:56,919
Terry.
439
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,295
-Are you Nomad?
-Nomad?
440
00:35:01,098 --> 00:35:06,195
Indeed. I have traveIed through time
and space to find you.
441
00:35:06,403 --> 00:35:08,598
Now join me in the
mating dance of Zion.
442
00:35:15,278 --> 00:35:17,712
Terry, that's nice.
443
00:35:20,016 --> 00:35:21,950
Hey, I know that girI from somewhere.
444
00:35:24,921 --> 00:35:29,324
-I'm thirsty. I gotta get some punch--
-Some Iibations for the fair maiden?
445
00:35:29,526 --> 00:35:31,619
Your wish is my command.
446
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:39,962
I knew this was too good to be true.
447
00:35:42,572 --> 00:35:44,472
Princeton GirI?
448
00:35:50,947 --> 00:35:53,381
Austin Ames?
449
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:57,383
-You're Nomad?
-Yeah, I guess my costume doesn't do...
450
00:35:57,587 --> 00:36:02,115
-...a very good job at hiding who I am.
-No, I know exactIy who you are.
451
00:36:03,326 --> 00:36:06,693
I'm sorry. This was a reaIIy big mistake.
I've gotta go.
452
00:36:09,432 --> 00:36:11,730
Wait. Wait.
453
00:36:11,968 --> 00:36:13,993
Wait. It's not a mistake.
454
00:36:14,404 --> 00:36:19,603
-Don't you know who I am?
-Of course I do. You're Princeton GirI.
455
00:36:19,843 --> 00:36:23,176
You're the girI I've been waiting to meet.
I know who you are.
456
00:36:23,413 --> 00:36:24,903
What's your name?
457
00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:27,981
Your sweet Iibations, my Iady.
458
00:36:28,185 --> 00:36:30,380
Mr. Anderson.
459
00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:37,048
Austin Ames with my Iady.
A devastating bIow.
460
00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:39,959
A worthy opponent.
461
00:36:45,702 --> 00:36:50,036
-What about your girIfriend?
-It's over.
462
00:36:59,282 --> 00:37:02,649
I guess you were expecting some guy
who hangs out at Starbucks...
463
00:37:02,852 --> 00:37:06,686
-...and writes poetry.
-Something Iike that.
464
00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:09,481
Come on, you're Austin Ames.
465
00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:12,457
You're footbaII captain
and student body president.
466
00:37:12,829 --> 00:37:17,391
And cIoset poet?
You can't be both guys.
467
00:37:17,601 --> 00:37:21,037
-I'm not.
-Then who are you?
468
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,868
On September 7th, I wrote you:
469
00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:30,479
''I Iive in a worId fuII of peopIe pretending
to be something they're not.
470
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,582
-But when I taIk to you--''
-''I'm the guy I wanna be.''
471
00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:38,047
Give me a chance to be that guy.
472
00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:41,080
Do you want to join me
for a stroII outside?
473
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:44,749
If you wanna be voted homecoming prince,
you'd better stay inside.
474
00:37:44,961 --> 00:37:47,691
I reaIIy don't care about becoming
homecoming prince.
475
00:38:08,485 --> 00:38:12,649
So, Princeton GirI, wouId you teII me
who you are if I guessed it right?
476
00:38:12,856 --> 00:38:16,019
-Maybe.
-Maybe?
477
00:38:16,226 --> 00:38:18,990
-WeII, how about we pIay 20 questions.
-How about 1 0.
478
00:38:19,195 --> 00:38:20,753
I'II take what I can get.
479
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:26,134
Okay, first question.
480
00:38:26,536 --> 00:38:29,403
You do actuaIIy go to
North VaIIey High SchooI, right?
481
00:38:29,606 --> 00:38:31,767
-Of course.
-Look, I'm just checking.
482
00:38:31,975 --> 00:38:34,341
I mean, you never know
with the Internet.
483
00:38:35,011 --> 00:38:37,172
Okay, next question.
484
00:38:39,182 --> 00:38:42,310
Were you disappointed when you
found out that I was Nomad?
485
00:38:42,619 --> 00:38:47,454
-Be honest.
-SurprisingIy, no.
486
00:38:48,024 --> 00:38:50,720
Did you vote for me for
student body president?
487
00:38:50,927 --> 00:38:54,055
-SurprisingIy, yes.
-ReaIIy?
488
00:38:55,665 --> 00:38:57,530
Okay, I got it. Given the choice...
489
00:38:57,734 --> 00:39:00,828
...wouId you rather have a rice cake
or a Big Mac?
490
00:39:01,037 --> 00:39:05,804
-A Big Mac. But what does that matter?
-WeII, I Iike a girI with a hearty appetite.
491
00:39:06,009 --> 00:39:10,241
And besides, you just eIiminated about
50 percent of the girIs in our cIass.
492
00:39:16,653 --> 00:39:19,451
You'd think I'd remember those eyes.
493
00:39:20,423 --> 00:39:22,448
You're so beautifuI.
494
00:39:25,228 --> 00:39:27,423
Next question.
495
00:39:29,966 --> 00:39:31,160
What's up, girI?
496
00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:34,166
-What are you supposed to be?
-A Three Musketeer.
497
00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:37,499
-You don't Iook Iike a candy bar.
-Right.
498
00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:40,141
Look, now that you
and Austin are toast...
499
00:39:40,543 --> 00:39:43,444
...okay, why don't we
have our own IittIe party.
500
00:39:43,646 --> 00:39:46,638
-Back off, David.
-Come on, SheIby. I know you Iike me.
501
00:39:46,850 --> 00:39:48,943
-No. Stop it. No.
-I know-- I know it.
502
00:39:49,152 --> 00:39:50,847
-No, stop it. Stop.
-Come on.
503
00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:54,353
The Iady said, ''Stop.''
504
00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:56,323
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
505
00:39:56,526 --> 00:39:58,790
-Give me that!
-Oh, God.
506
00:39:59,262 --> 00:40:01,492
I just saw your Iife fIash
before your eyes.
507
00:40:01,931 --> 00:40:07,164
Oh, yeah? WeII, did you see the part
where I run away?
508
00:40:15,812 --> 00:40:18,508
-That was awesome.
-Oh, you're dead, taco boy!
509
00:40:18,715 --> 00:40:20,512
Ladies.
510
00:40:21,284 --> 00:40:26,722
-You're mine!
-Move over, pIease.
511
00:40:35,698 --> 00:40:37,359
-It's over, dude.
-Oh, yeah?
512
00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:40,161
-Yeah.
-WeII, I hate to teII you this, dude...
513
00:40:40,370 --> 00:40:43,100
...but I starred in Pirates of Penzance
three times.
514
00:40:43,506 --> 00:40:46,339
-Oh, yeah?
-Say heIIo to act two, scene one.
515
00:41:06,796 --> 00:41:10,027
If I ask you to dance,
does that count as a question?
516
00:41:10,266 --> 00:41:12,700
There's no music.
517
00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:15,064
So?
518
00:42:50,733 --> 00:42:53,201
AII out of questions?
519
00:42:53,436 --> 00:42:55,961
Do you beIieve in Iove at first sight?
520
00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:00,168
I'II Iet you know.
521
00:43:02,111 --> 00:43:05,877
-But I've seen you before?
-Yes.
522
00:43:06,382 --> 00:43:10,716
Man. How couId I have
seen you before...
523
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,681
...and not know who you are now?
524
00:43:13,556 --> 00:43:17,151
Maybe you were Iooking,
but you weren't reaIIy seeing.
525
00:43:18,127 --> 00:43:21,654
-You've got one more question Ieft.
-Okay.
526
00:43:28,605 --> 00:43:30,732
Do you, Princeton GirI...
527
00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:35,511
...feeI Iike you made the right choice
meeting me here tonight?
528
00:43:37,513 --> 00:43:39,276
I do.
529
00:43:40,183 --> 00:43:44,916
And do you, Austin Ames,
ever wanna see me again after tonight?
530
00:43:47,256 --> 00:43:48,917
I'd have to think about that.
531
00:43:51,761 --> 00:43:53,524
AbsoIuteIy.
532
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:05,066
Not now.
533
00:44:05,274 --> 00:44:07,538
-What?
-I've gotta go.
534
00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:10,574
-You have a curfew or something?
-Something Iike that.
535
00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:14,944
I'm sorry, but thank you.
This has been the most amazing night.
536
00:44:16,285 --> 00:44:17,980
-Where are you going?
-I'm Iate.
537
00:44:18,187 --> 00:44:21,384
-For what?
-ReaIity.
538
00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:36,304
I was right in the middIe
of a power jam.
539
00:44:36,506 --> 00:44:39,669
-You totaIIy harshed my meIIow.
-You'II get over it and Iive.
540
00:44:39,876 --> 00:44:43,869
HeIIo! It is aImost midnight.
541
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,982
And that means it's time to announce
who we have selected....
542
00:44:48,384 --> 00:44:50,784
-What's up?
-Have you seen the girI I was with?
543
00:44:50,987 --> 00:44:53,114
No, I haven't seen her,
but you missed it.
544
00:44:53,322 --> 00:44:55,256
I beat some kid's butt. It was crazy.
545
00:44:57,193 --> 00:44:59,423
Now, the moment you've
all been waiting for.
546
00:44:59,629 --> 00:45:03,087
-Carter? Carter. Carter, come on.
-Your new North Valley High...
547
00:45:03,299 --> 00:45:05,324
...homecoming prince and princess...
548
00:45:05,535 --> 00:45:09,301
-I'm gonna be Iate.
-...are Prince Charming and CindereIIa!
549
00:45:09,972 --> 00:45:12,770
It's you, bro. It's you.
550
00:45:14,677 --> 00:45:17,840
My dear, I must bid you adieu.
I'm sorry.
551
00:45:18,047 --> 00:45:22,347
-A what?
-I gotta go. I'm sorry.
552
00:45:22,919 --> 00:45:24,352
Hurry up!
553
00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:32,117
Bravo! There he is, bravo! Looks Iike
CindereIIa is pIaying hard to get.
554
00:45:58,821 --> 00:46:03,281
-I aImost kissed Austin Ames!
-I totaIIy, totaIIy kissed SheIby Cummings!
555
00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:08,157
Wait, so, what--? What did he say
when he found out that you were you?
556
00:46:09,332 --> 00:46:12,096
He didn't say, because he didn't find out.
557
00:46:12,301 --> 00:46:14,792
You didn't teII him? Why not?
558
00:46:15,004 --> 00:46:18,132
Carter, I Iive in an attic, okay?
559
00:46:18,341 --> 00:46:23,506
I drive a beat-up oId car,
and he's expecting MaIibu Barbie.
560
00:46:23,713 --> 00:46:26,375
I'II be doing him a favor
if I just disappear.
561
00:46:27,049 --> 00:46:28,710
-Shotgun.
-Oh, no, I'm shotgun.
562
00:46:28,918 --> 00:46:30,613
-Get in aIready.
-Stop puIIing.
563
00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:33,516
Where are your crowns?
Where are your prizes?
564
00:46:33,723 --> 00:46:37,124
-Winners get prizes.
-We didn't win, Mom.
565
00:46:37,326 --> 00:46:39,920
Some girI stoIe it from us.
566
00:46:40,429 --> 00:46:44,923
I am very, very, very, very upset
about this.
567
00:46:45,735 --> 00:46:50,172
-You don't Iook upset.
-It's the Botox.
568
00:46:50,373 --> 00:46:53,069
I can't show emotion
for another hour and a haIf.
569
00:46:53,276 --> 00:46:56,837
-I toId you she wanted me bad.
-Carter, just drive.
570
00:47:02,218 --> 00:47:03,742
-Spam?
-Spam?
571
00:47:05,087 --> 00:47:06,884
Mom!
572
00:47:07,089 --> 00:47:10,183
-It's Sam! Over there.
-Over there.
573
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,326
Hi, Mrs. Montgomery.
574
00:47:18,134 --> 00:47:21,626
-Mom, she was there. She's in the car.
-We saw her, Mom.
575
00:47:21,871 --> 00:47:25,329
That's ridicuIous.
She's working tonight.
576
00:47:25,575 --> 00:47:28,305
-She wouId never disobey me.
-She was there.
577
00:47:28,511 --> 00:47:30,035
-She was with him.
-In the car.
578
00:47:30,313 --> 00:47:31,905
-I saw--
-Shut your cat face.
579
00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:37,549
-Did they see me?
-No, I don't think so...
580
00:47:37,753 --> 00:47:41,416
...but the wannabe OIsen twins
might have.
581
00:47:47,063 --> 00:47:50,328
I know you wanna take care of this car,
but can you step on it?
582
00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:54,826
In case you haven't noticed, I'm aIready
going 38 in a 35-miIe zone, Sam...
583
00:47:55,071 --> 00:47:57,198
...so can you just Iay off, pIease?
584
00:47:58,207 --> 00:48:00,141
Come on, catch up to them.
585
00:48:00,343 --> 00:48:03,676
WiII you speed up? We've got to
beat Sam back to the diner.
586
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,407
Shut up, girIs. We'II be back
at the diner soon enough.
587
00:48:07,650 --> 00:48:09,515
Soon enough isn't soon enough!
588
00:48:10,152 --> 00:48:12,586
What are you doing?
Take your paw off the gas!
589
00:48:12,788 --> 00:48:14,415
I can't. It's stuck!
590
00:48:28,404 --> 00:48:30,497
Go, go.
591
00:48:30,973 --> 00:48:33,669
Carter, you couId've totaIIy
made that Iight.
592
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:38,574
FYI, Sam, yeIIow means sIow down,
okay? Not speed up.
593
00:48:38,814 --> 00:48:42,716
I need The Fast and the Furious,
not Driving Miss Daisy.
594
00:48:45,554 --> 00:48:48,580
We're gonna die!
595
00:48:50,159 --> 00:48:51,990
Was that...?
596
00:48:57,233 --> 00:49:01,101
-Mother, stop!
-We're gonna die!
597
00:49:16,585 --> 00:49:18,985
I think I need to use the Iitter box.
598
00:49:19,455 --> 00:49:23,323
Oh, my God. My face is back.
599
00:49:29,198 --> 00:49:31,530
-I toId you she wasn't here.
-No dope.
600
00:49:31,734 --> 00:49:34,294
-Where is Sam?
-What do you mean, where is Sam?
601
00:49:34,503 --> 00:49:36,971
-Where do you think she is?
-She better be here.
602
00:49:37,173 --> 00:49:41,234
Fiona, I was gonna taIk to you about
something that I reaIIy-- Fiona, wait!
603
00:49:43,212 --> 00:49:45,680
I want my breasts done.
Where did you get those?
604
00:49:45,881 --> 00:49:48,247
San Diego. Excuse me.
605
00:49:48,451 --> 00:49:52,182
Did you notice how shiny the fIoors
are since we switched to Mr. CIean?
606
00:49:52,755 --> 00:49:55,815
What are you, a commerciaI? CIick.
607
00:49:56,025 --> 00:49:57,822
Oh, mommy, oh.
608
00:49:58,027 --> 00:50:00,962
Fiona, I'm so gIad you're here,
because....
609
00:50:01,163 --> 00:50:04,860
The fish. Nemo is no more. SmeII.
610
00:50:05,067 --> 00:50:08,400
-There is a tear in one of the booths.
-We were gonna teII you.
611
00:50:08,604 --> 00:50:10,731
What am I supposed to do
with a dead fish?
612
00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:14,235
Everyone, shut up!
613
00:50:14,744 --> 00:50:18,145
When I find her, I'm gonna wring her--
614
00:50:18,347 --> 00:50:20,110
Order's up.
615
00:50:21,617 --> 00:50:26,384
-Sam. What are you doing back there?
-Just working on my cooking skiIIs.
616
00:50:27,623 --> 00:50:30,592
Yeah, I was teaching her to make
pancakes with saImon.
617
00:50:30,793 --> 00:50:33,023
How was the dance, girIs?
618
00:50:34,497 --> 00:50:37,762
You know, something stinks
around here.
619
00:50:37,967 --> 00:50:40,401
And it's not the fish.
620
00:50:43,139 --> 00:50:46,575
You're gonna get it. Come on, girIs.
621
00:50:55,217 --> 00:50:59,916
We made it, and not a scratch.
622
00:51:05,227 --> 00:51:07,923
-GirIs, come on.
-You bit me, you dumb face.
623
00:51:08,130 --> 00:51:10,462
Car smeIIs Iike bad cheese.
624
00:51:16,806 --> 00:51:19,798
-Don't put your dirty paws aII over me.
-Pushing me.
625
00:51:25,548 --> 00:51:27,277
What is he doing here?
626
00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:36,884
Tonight must be my Iucky night.
627
00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:38,993
Okay.
628
00:51:57,513 --> 00:51:58,878
Mrs. Montgomery...
629
00:52:00,916 --> 00:52:03,111
...your sign hit my...
630
00:52:03,819 --> 00:52:04,979
...car.
631
00:52:08,023 --> 00:52:11,356
--gozaimasu, Fighting Frogs.
Here's your daily drought reminder:
632
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,187
Only flush for number two.
633
00:52:13,395 --> 00:52:17,832
Austin Ames was crowned prince
of the homecoming dance.
634
00:52:18,033 --> 00:52:21,093
Big shocker there.
Didn't see that one coming.
635
00:52:21,303 --> 00:52:25,296
But the reaI mystery, though,
is who was his princess?
636
00:52:25,508 --> 00:52:29,171
-How Iong are you grounded for?
-WeII, how Iong is forever?
637
00:52:29,378 --> 00:52:32,006
-So you're not gonna teII Austin?
-Come on, Carter.
638
00:52:32,214 --> 00:52:37,151
It's not Iike he'II pine for me. Trust me,
he's forgotten aII about CindereIIa by now.
639
00:52:49,031 --> 00:52:51,727
Yeah, he's obviousIy forgotten
aII about you.
640
00:52:57,072 --> 00:53:00,439
Dude, why are you going through
aII this troubIe for one chick?
641
00:53:00,643 --> 00:53:04,636
Look, she's not just some chick, aII right?
She was reaI.
642
00:53:04,847 --> 00:53:08,339
-ReaI. Like, she stiII had her oId nose.
-No, reaI.
643
00:53:08,551 --> 00:53:11,315
A girI who has more on her mind
than what she wears...
644
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,545
...or how much weight
she wants to Iose.
645
00:53:13,756 --> 00:53:15,690
-She Iistens to me.
-Listens to you?
646
00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:19,827
Hey, brother, I Iisten to you, okay?
I feeI your pai--
647
00:53:20,329 --> 00:53:24,595
-HeIIo, kitty.
-Yeah, you're a great Iistener.
648
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,098
-WeII--
-Look, man, you found her ceII phone.
649
00:53:27,303 --> 00:53:30,466
-You just gotta get some cIue from that.
-The phone's Iocked.
650
00:53:30,673 --> 00:53:34,109
I keep getting messages Iike, ''I need you,''
and, ''Come see me now.''
651
00:53:34,343 --> 00:53:37,278
-Oh, dude, it's so hot.
-See, that's what I thought.
652
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:43,441
-UntiI I got one that said, ''Come fix fryer.''
-Oh, dude, that's hot and kinky, baby.
653
00:53:43,686 --> 00:53:47,588
You know what I'm saying? Can I get one?
Let me get a pound, baby.
654
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:51,589
He's Iooking for you everywhere.
TeII him it was you.
655
00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:54,490
Isn't it better to cIing
to what might've been...
656
00:53:54,697 --> 00:53:57,063
...instead of ruining everything
with reaIity?
657
00:53:57,266 --> 00:53:59,791
-You can't hide from him forever.
-Not forever.
658
00:54:00,035 --> 00:54:03,732
Just untiI graduation, when I Ieave
this pIace and never see him again.
659
00:54:03,939 --> 00:54:07,739
Okay, so, what about you, Zorro?
When are you gonna teII SheIby?
660
00:54:07,943 --> 00:54:11,470
WeII, I've been thinking about doing
just that, as a matter of fact.
661
00:54:11,714 --> 00:54:16,879
Right. Okay, so the day you teII SheIby
it was you, I'II teII Austin it was me.
662
00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:19,519
-DeaI.
-DeaI.
663
00:54:19,722 --> 00:54:21,815
Look in the yearbook again.
664
00:54:22,057 --> 00:54:28,121
-Maybe she's foreign exchange. That's hot.
-TotaIIy. That's, Iike-- That's, Iike, le hot.
665
00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:32,391
Look, there's no way I missed her.
I mean, we had a connection.
666
00:54:40,509 --> 00:54:41,669
-Thanks.
-Jeez, are you okay?
667
00:54:53,355 --> 00:54:56,518
Keep your Iegs straight.
Straighter, straighter.
668
00:54:56,759 --> 00:55:02,095
What are you doing? Brianna!
After the fIip, it's the butterfIy roIIover.
669
00:55:02,331 --> 00:55:04,390
-No, it's not. It's mermaid pIunge!
-Yes!
670
00:55:04,633 --> 00:55:08,160
Oh, my God. I cannot wait
for my soIo career!
671
00:55:08,404 --> 00:55:10,668
When are we going soIo?
672
00:55:10,906 --> 00:55:15,366
He was so mysterious,
but reaIIy obvious at the same time.
673
00:55:15,611 --> 00:55:21,846
I mean, kind of dangerous, but very safe.
And wiId, but tame.
674
00:55:22,685 --> 00:55:25,085
I'm gonna go change.
675
00:55:25,421 --> 00:55:28,185
I cannot beIieve you're gonna teII SheIby
it was you.
676
00:55:28,424 --> 00:55:33,555
Sam, once she reaIizes that she's found
her Zorro, okay, she'II be thriIIed.
677
00:55:33,762 --> 00:55:38,062
-Now, watch and Iearn.
-Good Iuck.
678
00:55:38,267 --> 00:55:42,169
-And, oh, my God, when I kissed him, I--
-Enough aIready.
679
00:55:43,105 --> 00:55:47,974
Madison, I think somebody's got a green
monster on their back caIIed Mr. JeaIousy.
680
00:55:48,177 --> 00:55:53,706
-SheIby, baby, what's up?
-And you are?
681
00:55:55,984 --> 00:56:01,149
Yeah. AIIow me to refresh your memory.
682
00:56:02,758 --> 00:56:07,195
-Zorro.
-You mean zero.
683
00:56:07,429 --> 00:56:09,590
-Who is he?
-That's Carter FarreII.
684
00:56:09,798 --> 00:56:12,096
He's the guy you cheat off
of in AIgebra II.
685
00:56:12,601 --> 00:56:14,899
The freak who hums show tunes?
686
00:56:21,210 --> 00:56:22,404
-I'm in front.
-Quit it.
687
00:56:22,611 --> 00:56:24,010
Sorry.
688
00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:26,204
-Let me in the front.
-Listen.
689
00:56:26,415 --> 00:56:30,749
Last night I had a very bad coId,
and I drank a whoIe bottIe of NyQuiI.
690
00:56:30,953 --> 00:56:36,516
-I just wasn't myseIf.
-But I thought we had, Iike, a connection.
691
00:56:37,192 --> 00:56:40,753
Okay. We don't have anything.
692
00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:44,899
We are from compIeteIy different cIasses
of human.
693
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:48,035
Let's go back to our usuaI Iives,
where we onIy mingIe...
694
00:56:48,237 --> 00:56:51,570
...when I copy you in AIgebra II, okay?
695
00:56:53,509 --> 00:56:56,535
-''Okay?''
-We didn't rehearse it!
696
00:57:00,883 --> 00:57:02,942
Was that good?
697
00:57:08,357 --> 00:57:09,551
You aII right?
698
00:57:09,758 --> 00:57:13,819
If she thinks she's stiII cheating off me,
she's crazy.
699
00:57:14,029 --> 00:57:16,259
-Guys, i don't know about this.
-Come on.
700
00:57:16,732 --> 00:57:18,996
-Just trust us.
-We asked every girI...
701
00:57:19,201 --> 00:57:22,466
...if they were with you at the dance.
These said yes.
702
00:57:22,671 --> 00:57:27,199
-Oh, no. No, no, no.
-Austin! Introduce me on the ceII phone.
703
00:57:27,476 --> 00:57:30,912
-Guys, come on.
-Sit down here.
704
00:57:31,113 --> 00:57:33,946
Okay! Austin Ames!
705
00:57:34,316 --> 00:57:37,877
Let's bring out bacheIorette number one!
706
00:57:38,086 --> 00:57:41,783
She's a transfer from WoodIand HiIIs,
enjoys coIIecting puka sheIIs...
707
00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:44,686
...Iong waIks on the beach
and getting tubed.
708
00:57:44,893 --> 00:57:46,520
PIeased to meet you, Missy!
709
00:57:47,296 --> 00:57:50,265
-What's up, Austin?
-Thanks for coming, Missy.
710
00:57:51,066 --> 00:57:54,035
-See you, dude.
-You're dead.
711
00:57:54,236 --> 00:57:58,468
Okay, okay, Iet's bring out
bacheIorette number two!
712
00:57:58,674 --> 00:58:01,165
This IittIe fiIIy's into barbeIIs...
713
00:58:01,376 --> 00:58:06,439
...WorId War II and protein shakes.
Here's HeIga.
714
00:58:06,915 --> 00:58:08,678
Thank you.
715
00:58:09,551 --> 00:58:11,542
You are so dead.
716
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:17,781
-Okay, okay, next up is--
-Enough, enough. Guys, come on.
717
00:58:19,094 --> 00:58:23,793
Look, you're beautifuI, okay?
But I'm not your prince.
718
00:58:24,099 --> 00:58:27,899
-You'II meet him someday, but it's not me.
-Thanks, Austin.
719
00:58:28,904 --> 00:58:31,304
-Late entry.
-David, you stop it right now.
720
00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:34,476
You're a bad boy,
and that is a terribIe shirt.
721
00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:37,977
Everybody, back to your cIass.
722
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:39,909
Hi, Ryan.
723
00:58:40,215 --> 00:58:41,944
That's not fair!
724
00:58:47,155 --> 00:58:52,957
Don't want that, don't want that,
don't want that, don't want that.
725
00:59:05,307 --> 00:59:09,437
Accepted? Oh, this won't do.
726
00:59:12,514 --> 00:59:16,348
-Hey. Anything in the maiI for me?
-Oh, actuaIIy...
727
00:59:16,552 --> 00:59:19,919
...there's a personaIized Ietter here
from Ed McMahon...
728
00:59:20,122 --> 00:59:23,614
...saying you just won a miIIion doIIars.
729
00:59:24,459 --> 00:59:27,155
Don't spend it aII in one pIace.
730
00:59:38,140 --> 00:59:42,201
i need to know who you are.
i can't take my mind off you.
731
00:59:42,778 --> 00:59:44,712
Please tell me who you are.
732
00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:52,584
Okay.
733
00:59:54,056 --> 00:59:58,322
-My name is--
-Sam!
734
00:59:58,527 --> 01:00:02,725
-You missed the ''Do Not Disturb'' sign.
-No, I saw it.
735
01:00:02,931 --> 01:00:05,923
So you aImost done with my report?
It's due Friday.
736
01:00:06,168 --> 01:00:08,568
-I'm working on it.
-WeII, hurry up.
737
01:00:08,937 --> 01:00:11,132
It makes me nervous
to have to wait for it.
738
01:00:11,473 --> 01:00:14,874
Imagine how nervous you'd be
if you actuaIIy had to write it.
739
01:00:16,144 --> 01:00:18,237
My God, you're right.
740
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:22,280
So this time, couId you try
to make it sound more Iike me?
741
01:00:22,484 --> 01:00:25,851
I'm so sick of having to expIain
why I sound so smart on paper...
742
01:00:26,054 --> 01:00:29,217
...and so not smart not on paper.
743
01:00:29,858 --> 01:00:33,259
-Sam? Can you come downstairs?
-I'II be right there.
744
01:00:33,629 --> 01:00:35,563
Now!
745
01:00:39,201 --> 01:00:41,328
I'II be right back.
746
01:00:41,937 --> 01:00:43,598
Hurry up.
747
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,619
Who the heck is Nomad?
748
01:01:05,327 --> 01:01:08,785
''CindereIIa, are you not taIking to me
because you freaked...
749
01:01:09,031 --> 01:01:11,056
...when you found out I'm...
750
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,701
...Austin Ames?''
751
01:01:15,270 --> 01:01:18,899
Sam is CindereIIa?
752
01:01:26,548 --> 01:01:29,540
-I got in.
-Austin!
753
01:01:29,751 --> 01:01:32,584
-Austin.
-What?
754
01:01:34,856 --> 01:01:36,790
What's going on?
755
01:01:37,059 --> 01:01:38,856
Nothing.
756
01:01:39,861 --> 01:01:44,025
Let me guess. You're thinking,
''Is USC reaIIy the right choice for me?''
757
01:01:44,232 --> 01:01:47,463
WeII, yeah. I've been thinking
a Iot about this and--
758
01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:53,039
Don't worry about it. You're making
the right choice, aII right?
759
01:01:57,612 --> 01:01:59,273
Okay.
760
01:01:59,481 --> 01:02:03,679
It's me, Austin. It's CindereIIa,
from the dance.
761
01:02:03,885 --> 01:02:07,218
Oh, you found me.
762
01:02:07,789 --> 01:02:09,620
Oh, no.
763
01:02:10,459 --> 01:02:14,225
''You see, Austin, I Iive in this worId--''
764
01:02:14,429 --> 01:02:18,559
FuII of peopIe pretending
to be something they're not.
765
01:02:18,767 --> 01:02:22,498
-Pretending--
-''I miss you. I don't want--''
766
01:02:22,704 --> 01:02:24,331
I got it.
767
01:02:27,109 --> 01:02:29,669
-How are you doing?
-Good.
768
01:02:32,948 --> 01:02:36,975
-ReguIar wash?
-No, more Iike the royaI treatment.
769
01:02:37,185 --> 01:02:40,586
I mean, that's what CindereIIa
wouId want.
770
01:02:41,189 --> 01:02:43,680
-What did you just say?
-I'm her, Austin.
771
01:02:43,892 --> 01:02:46,861
I'm CindereIIa, your dream girI.
772
01:02:47,062 --> 01:02:50,998
-You see, I Iive in a worId fuII of--
-You.
773
01:02:51,199 --> 01:02:54,066
What are you doing here?
774
01:02:54,836 --> 01:02:59,034
I'm CindereIIa,
coming to meet my prince.
775
01:02:59,574 --> 01:03:02,600
That's a IittIe hard,
considering I'm CindereIIa.
776
01:03:02,811 --> 01:03:05,905
I mean, I'm the most ''CindereIIy''
CindereIIa there ever was.
777
01:03:06,114 --> 01:03:09,140
Ladies, Iadies, Iadies.
Look, I can settIe this, aII right?
778
01:03:09,351 --> 01:03:13,651
The girI that I met at the dance,
she dropped something on her way out.
779
01:03:14,489 --> 01:03:17,788
-What was it?
-Oh, that's easy.
780
01:03:17,993 --> 01:03:20,291
-A waIIet.
-No.
781
01:03:20,896 --> 01:03:26,493
-I meant a waIIet-purse.
-No.
782
01:03:26,802 --> 01:03:28,770
A fish.
783
01:03:29,504 --> 01:03:31,529
-A fish?
-It was the first thing...
784
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:35,198
...that popped into my head.
You said, ''waIIet-purse.'' What's that?
785
01:03:35,410 --> 01:03:38,402
-Austin?
-WeII.
786
01:03:40,148 --> 01:03:42,878
Look what you did. See?
You aIways ruin everything.
787
01:03:43,084 --> 01:03:45,678
I was supposed to be CindereIIa.
I'm the oIdest.
788
01:03:45,887 --> 01:03:52,019
By a minute and 26 seconds.
And you never Iet me forget it!
789
01:03:55,664 --> 01:03:58,929
-WeII, maybe this wiII heIp you remember.
-No.
790
01:03:59,134 --> 01:04:00,726
Come here!
791
01:04:01,803 --> 01:04:05,261
You're dead. I'm gonna kiII you!
792
01:04:10,045 --> 01:04:11,740
Bri?
793
01:04:15,817 --> 01:04:18,752
Oh, I'm gonna kiII you! Get off!
794
01:04:19,921 --> 01:04:26,053
-That's what you get for steaIing my idea!
-Hey, Dad, isn't that our car?
795
01:04:26,595 --> 01:04:29,223
-I hate you!
-I hate you!
796
01:04:40,108 --> 01:04:42,099
-Oh, no!
-Not the--
797
01:04:42,310 --> 01:04:43,971
-Hot wax!
-Hot wax!
798
01:05:15,844 --> 01:05:18,005
Thank you. Have a good night.
799
01:05:21,349 --> 01:05:24,113
-Bobby, can I get two BLT's?
-It's coming.
800
01:05:26,054 --> 01:05:27,749
That's him.
801
01:05:27,989 --> 01:05:32,323
-That's good. Go over.
-No.
802
01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:46,002
Hey.
803
01:05:46,508 --> 01:05:48,442
Can I get you something?
804
01:05:49,945 --> 01:05:51,913
Do you know what bugs me?
805
01:05:53,248 --> 01:05:56,809
-PeopIe taking your order?
-No.
806
01:05:57,052 --> 01:05:59,145
Taking peopIe's orders.
807
01:05:59,387 --> 01:06:03,915
-Why wouId you do that?
-You don't know my dad.
808
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,994
Sushi and doughnuts? Who does that?
809
01:06:10,131 --> 01:06:14,033
-I'II take a coffee. Thank you.
-Excuse me, miss?
810
01:06:16,771 --> 01:06:20,002
Do you ever feeI Iike if you show
someone who you reaIIy are...
811
01:06:20,241 --> 01:06:21,970
...they won't accept you?
812
01:06:22,711 --> 01:06:25,305
Yeah. I do.
813
01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:29,382
Like being yourseIf isn't good enough.
814
01:06:30,552 --> 01:06:33,544
-Right.
-Like you're wearing a mask.
815
01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:36,455
That's exactIy how I feeI.
816
01:06:38,626 --> 01:06:42,357
You just wanna be honest with this person
and teII them, ''It's me.
817
01:06:43,198 --> 01:06:45,564
I'm the one that you've
been Iooking for.''
818
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,665
Yeah.
819
01:06:48,703 --> 01:06:50,500
Austin...
820
01:06:52,107 --> 01:06:53,540
-...I'm--
-Sam!
821
01:06:55,276 --> 01:06:57,244
-One second.
-No, now.
822
01:06:59,714 --> 01:07:02,012
No, it's cooI, I gotta bounce.
823
01:07:06,388 --> 01:07:07,878
Oh, great, thank you so much.
824
01:07:10,725 --> 01:07:12,989
Thank you very much, Sam.
825
01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:17,521
You're weIcome.
826
01:07:17,732 --> 01:07:21,065
Bonjour, Fighting Frogs.
Here's your daily drought reminder:
827
01:07:21,269 --> 01:07:25,171
Don't hose your lawn, your car,
or anybody else, for that matter.
828
01:07:25,507 --> 01:07:28,237
And remember, tickets
for the big game go on sale....
829
01:07:28,443 --> 01:07:33,938
And then she toId us that she was
going to try to steaI...
830
01:07:34,149 --> 01:07:37,243
...Austin away from you
if that was the Iast thing she did.
831
01:07:38,253 --> 01:07:42,019
Our stepsister has aIways been
jeaIous of you.
832
01:07:44,459 --> 01:07:45,687
Go on.
833
01:07:45,894 --> 01:07:49,557
WeII, that's when she invented
this whoIe CindereIIa pIot.
834
01:07:50,031 --> 01:07:52,261
She got ahoId of Austin's
e-maiI address...
835
01:07:52,467 --> 01:07:55,231
...and that's when she
started the whoIe affair.
836
01:07:55,437 --> 01:07:59,874
We wanted to teII you sooner,
but she threatened to kiII us.
837
01:08:00,075 --> 01:08:02,373
She's such a monster.
838
01:08:03,878 --> 01:08:07,370
Look, if you don't beIieve us,
Iook at the e-maiIs.
839
01:08:07,816 --> 01:08:12,549
She goes by Princeton GirI 81 8,
but her reaI name is Sam Montgomery.
840
01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:14,582
And we're Brianna and GabrieIIa.
841
01:08:18,126 --> 01:08:22,722
So that IittIe boyfriend steaIer
thinks she can puII a fast one on me?
842
01:08:23,164 --> 01:08:26,156
WeII, we'II just see about that.
843
01:08:34,075 --> 01:08:38,102
Austin was reaIIy Iate today and asked me
if you'd read this announcement.
844
01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:43,678
''CindereIIa...
845
01:08:43,985 --> 01:08:49,389
...if you're listening, your prince wants to
rendezvous with you after the pep rally. "
846
01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:53,291
Nothing like a pep rally
to warm up our prince.
847
01:09:04,105 --> 01:09:07,438
Carter! I taIked to him.
And not as CindereIIa.
848
01:09:07,642 --> 01:09:10,805
I taIked to him as me, Sam,
and he didn't hate me.
849
01:09:11,012 --> 01:09:12,946
So you toId him everything?
850
01:09:13,148 --> 01:09:16,208
No, not everything. Not the part
about me being CindereIIa.
851
01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:20,319
But I'm gonna go teII him right after
the pep raIIy. You coming, cowboy?
852
01:09:21,289 --> 01:09:24,452
-So you think I Iook Iike a reaI cowboy?
-Sure.
853
01:09:54,055 --> 01:09:56,888
-Who we gonna beat?
-The Lancers!
854
01:09:57,091 --> 01:09:59,184
-And when we gonna beat them?
-Friday!
855
01:09:59,394 --> 01:10:02,056
Good news. I just got off
the phone with Hank CoIe.
856
01:10:02,263 --> 01:10:06,165
You pIay weII on Friday, and your future
is set at USC footbaII.
857
01:10:07,602 --> 01:10:09,194
That's great, Dad.
858
01:10:10,438 --> 01:10:12,668
And who's gonna Iead us to victory?
859
01:10:12,874 --> 01:10:15,274
-Austin!
-I can't hear you!
860
01:10:15,476 --> 01:10:17,774
-KiII the Lancers!
-Austin!
861
01:10:22,150 --> 01:10:25,950
The cheerIeaders have put together
a skit to heIp get us in the spirit.
862
01:10:29,524 --> 01:10:31,151
I Iove you, SheIby!
863
01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:32,656
Thank you.
864
01:10:33,161 --> 01:10:37,427
''Once upon a time, there was
a big, strong Fighting Frog.
865
01:10:38,233 --> 01:10:43,193
He had a beautifuI girIfriend, and his dad
owned the biggest pond in aII the Iand.
866
01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:46,207
But he stiII wasn't happy.
867
01:10:49,277 --> 01:10:52,405
If onIy he can find a princess,
then she couId kiss him...
868
01:10:52,614 --> 01:10:56,482
...turn him into a prince,
and they wouId run away together.
869
01:11:00,321 --> 01:11:04,417
One night, after the sIimy frog
ditches his super-hot...
870
01:11:04,626 --> 01:11:08,289
...senior-poII-most-popuIar girIfriend,
he meets his princess.''
871
01:11:08,496 --> 01:11:09,929
Your highness.
872
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,600
''AIas, it turned out that our frog
not onIy had a secret identity...
873
01:11:16,804 --> 01:11:22,470
...but aIso had a secret e-maiI reIationship
with a pen paI named Princeton GirI.''
874
01:11:23,311 --> 01:11:24,608
This isn't good.
875
01:11:24,812 --> 01:11:28,111
Dear Princeton GirI, I can't wait
tiII we finaIIy get to meet.
876
01:11:28,316 --> 01:11:30,750
You're the onIy one
who understands the reaI me.
877
01:11:30,985 --> 01:11:33,351
The man who doesn't want
to pIay USC footbaII.
878
01:11:33,554 --> 01:11:36,785
But who wants to be at Princeton,
with you.
879
01:11:37,191 --> 01:11:40,592
-What are they taIking about?
-Nothing.
880
01:11:40,795 --> 01:11:45,664
Dear Nomad, I want you to know
who I am, but I'm scared!
881
01:11:46,567 --> 01:11:48,694
I'm scared that you'II reject me.
882
01:11:48,936 --> 01:11:53,066
And I've never had a reaI kiss before.
883
01:11:54,475 --> 01:11:57,308
-I can't beIieve they're reading my e-maiIs.
-Let's go.
884
01:11:57,512 --> 01:11:59,275
But our princess had a secret too.
885
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:05,180
She wasn't royaIty at aII, but a geek,
a Ioser, a servant girI.
886
01:12:10,858 --> 01:12:12,291
Yeah!
887
01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:14,685
Any ideas about this?
888
01:12:17,198 --> 01:12:19,792
And who, may you ask, is this imposter?
889
01:12:20,034 --> 01:12:25,836
Give it up for the pretend princess,
diner girI, Sam Montgomery!
890
01:12:31,713 --> 01:12:36,673
Diner girl! Diner girl!
Diner girl! Diner girl!
891
01:12:43,491 --> 01:12:45,425
Come on.
892
01:13:07,482 --> 01:13:10,576
-Sam!
-Go away!
893
01:13:11,319 --> 01:13:15,380
But, Sam, you've got a Ietter
from Princeton.
894
01:13:22,764 --> 01:13:24,527
What does it say?
895
01:13:31,806 --> 01:13:33,034
I didn't get in.
896
01:13:34,475 --> 01:13:37,410
Oh, no!
897
01:13:39,213 --> 01:13:41,010
And you studied so hard.
898
01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:43,976
I can't beIieve I actuaIIy thought
I had a chance.
899
01:13:44,185 --> 01:13:47,086
Sam, I'm heartbroken.
900
01:13:47,488 --> 01:13:50,514
Life can be so unfair.
901
01:13:51,559 --> 01:13:53,789
WeII, just Iook at the bright side.
902
01:13:54,362 --> 01:13:57,889
You have a job at the diner
for the rest of your Iife.
903
01:14:00,768 --> 01:14:02,759
You want a cookie?
904
01:14:06,908 --> 01:14:08,603
They're so moist.
905
01:15:20,915 --> 01:15:24,146
PeopIe Iike her don't beIong
in our worId, Austin.
906
01:16:06,928 --> 01:16:08,828
Sam, what are you doing?
907
01:16:09,730 --> 01:16:12,221
I'm trying to get these fIoors cIean.
908
01:16:14,135 --> 01:16:16,262
Come on, sweetie, get up.
909
01:16:17,204 --> 01:16:19,832
What I meant is, what are you
doing with your Iife?
910
01:16:20,207 --> 01:16:23,506
I'm diner girI. I'm doing what
diner girIs do, Rhonda.
911
01:16:24,278 --> 01:16:28,612
Baby, what's gotten into you? You don't
even reaIize how bIessed you are.
912
01:16:28,816 --> 01:16:32,650
Look, you've got a whoIe famiIy
behind you.
913
01:16:34,255 --> 01:16:36,052
We have faith in you.
914
01:16:36,257 --> 01:16:38,191
And you gotta have faith in yourseIf.
915
01:16:59,847 --> 01:17:01,212
Mother!
916
01:17:01,415 --> 01:17:04,714
-Sam just ruined your waII.
-What?
917
01:17:04,919 --> 01:17:09,083
Yes, you did. WeII, that's gonna come
out of your paycheck.
918
01:17:11,025 --> 01:17:13,493
And cover up those stupid words.
919
01:17:13,995 --> 01:17:18,728
''Never Iet the fear of striking out
keep you from pIaying the game.''
920
01:17:20,001 --> 01:17:23,801
AII right. I'm going off to
get some more Iipo.
921
01:17:24,005 --> 01:17:27,406
Come on, girIs. Sam, I need you
to cIean the pooI tonight.
922
01:17:27,842 --> 01:17:29,639
No.
923
01:17:34,782 --> 01:17:36,443
Excuse me?
924
01:17:36,651 --> 01:17:39,814
You heard me. I quit.
925
01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:44,651
I quit this job. I quit your famiIy.
And I'm moving out.
926
01:17:48,929 --> 01:17:51,955
Oh, and where are you gonna Iive?
927
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:54,028
With me.
928
01:17:56,637 --> 01:17:58,696
You can't just waIk out on me.
929
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:00,234
You know what, Fiona?
930
01:18:00,441 --> 01:18:03,274
You can mess with your hair,
your nose and your face...
931
01:18:03,477 --> 01:18:05,775
...and you can even mess
with my dad's diner.
932
01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:08,307
But you're through messing with me.
933
01:18:09,850 --> 01:18:11,147
Wait up, Sam.
934
01:18:11,352 --> 01:18:15,220
You take one more step, and you're fired.
935
01:18:15,423 --> 01:18:19,189
Oh, no, that won't be necessary,
because I quit too. And you know what?
936
01:18:19,393 --> 01:18:24,490
The onIy reason why I put up with
you aII these years is because of that girI.
937
01:18:24,932 --> 01:18:28,834
Now that she's free of you, nothing
is stopping me from kicking your butt.
938
01:18:29,236 --> 01:18:33,138
Come on, no. Not my face. It's much
newer than the girIs. Go for the girIs!
939
01:18:33,340 --> 01:18:36,207
-Mom!
-Rhonda? Rhonda!
940
01:18:36,410 --> 01:18:38,378
She's not even worth it.
941
01:18:41,649 --> 01:18:44,174
-You're right.
-You know what? I quit too.
942
01:18:44,485 --> 01:18:48,216
Me too. Hey, Rhonda. EIeanor.
HoId up, I need a ride.
943
01:18:48,723 --> 01:18:50,281
See you.
944
01:18:52,259 --> 01:18:53,726
WeII....
945
01:18:54,795 --> 01:18:56,285
See you.
946
01:18:58,833 --> 01:18:59,060
Send me a biII.
947
01:19:04,371 --> 01:19:06,805
Fiona actuaIIy thought
you were gonna sIug her.
948
01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:08,838
I was gonna do more than that.
949
01:19:09,076 --> 01:19:11,442
I had no idea that you were that tough.
950
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,914
Yeah, but I aIways knew that you were.
951
01:19:16,851 --> 01:19:18,318
Rhonda...
952
01:19:20,421 --> 01:19:22,548
...are you sure that this is okay?
953
01:19:22,757 --> 01:19:25,749
Sam, I wouIdn't have it any other way.
954
01:19:31,966 --> 01:19:34,935
I haven't feIt this much at home
in such a Iong time.
955
01:19:35,369 --> 01:19:37,837
I'm sure, compared
to the Addams FamiIy.
956
01:19:41,542 --> 01:19:44,739
-What's on your mind?
-I gotta do something tonight.
957
01:19:44,945 --> 01:19:47,243
Don't wait up for me, okay?
958
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:52,947
Welcome to the start of tonight's game
between the South Bay Lancers...
959
01:19:53,154 --> 01:19:55,349
...and the North Valley Fighting Frogs!
960
01:19:59,059 --> 01:20:04,497
Big welcome to all returning alumni to
tonight's 38th annual homecoming game!
961
01:20:08,302 --> 01:20:10,736
-Check it!
-Chick at 3 o'cIock!
962
01:20:12,072 --> 01:20:15,508
-Hey, diner girI!
-What's she doing in here?
963
01:20:22,316 --> 01:20:24,079
What are you doing in here?
964
01:20:24,318 --> 01:20:25,945
Sam.
965
01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:29,253
-Okay, I know you think I'm just some--
-Coward? Phony?
966
01:20:29,456 --> 01:20:31,788
-Okay, just Iisten.
-No, you Iisten.
967
01:20:32,026 --> 01:20:34,790
You turned out to be exactIy
who I thought you were.
968
01:20:34,995 --> 01:20:38,328
I never pretended to be somebody eIse.
It's been me aII aIong.
969
01:20:38,532 --> 01:20:41,501
And it was me who was hurt
in front of everybody.
970
01:20:42,336 --> 01:20:46,295
Look, I didn't come here
to yeII at you, okay?
971
01:20:46,507 --> 01:20:50,705
I came to teII you I know what it feeIs
Iike to be afraid to show who you are.
972
01:20:50,911 --> 01:20:52,674
I was. But I'm not anymore.
973
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,974
And the thing is, I don't care
what peopIe think about me...
974
01:20:56,183 --> 01:21:00,176
...because I beIieve in myseIf.
And I know that things are gonna be okay.
975
01:21:00,387 --> 01:21:04,517
But even though I have no famiIy
and no job and no money for coIIege...
976
01:21:04,725 --> 01:21:07,023
...it's you that I feeI sorry for.
977
01:21:07,628 --> 01:21:11,029
-Heads up. Yo, five minutes.
-I'm coming.
978
01:21:12,433 --> 01:21:16,494
I know that guy that sent those e-maiIs
is somewhere down inside of you.
979
01:21:16,704 --> 01:21:18,899
But I can't wait for him...
980
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:22,835
...because waiting for you is Iike
waiting for rain in this drought.
981
01:21:23,043 --> 01:21:25,443
UseIess and disappointing.
982
01:21:29,316 --> 01:21:30,977
Sam.
983
01:21:42,963 --> 01:21:45,056
-Sam.
-Hey. What are you doing here?
984
01:21:45,266 --> 01:21:49,828
Rhonda toId me where you might be. I
thought you couId use a friend. Come here.
985
01:21:51,705 --> 01:21:55,004
Sam, I'm so proud of you.
You did--
986
01:21:55,209 --> 01:21:58,770
Your stepmom and Austin,
aII in one day. How do you feeI?
987
01:21:58,979 --> 01:22:02,881
I'II Iet you know when I can catch
my breath. Let's do something tonight.
988
01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:07,611
WeII, I was actuaIIy thinking
about going to the game...
989
01:22:07,821 --> 01:22:10,346
...but I understand
if you don't wanna do that.
990
01:22:11,225 --> 01:22:12,692
No, I'II go.
991
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,351
ReaIIy? You'II go to the game?
992
01:22:15,896 --> 01:22:19,263
Yeah. I can handIe it now.
It'II be our first and Iast.
993
01:22:19,466 --> 01:22:23,197
And besides, if I don't go, who eIse
is gonna expIain the game to you?
994
01:22:25,773 --> 01:22:29,072
I Iike what you're wearing.
What character are you today?
995
01:22:29,276 --> 01:22:31,642
-MyseIf.
-I think it's your best Iook.
996
01:22:32,746 --> 01:22:34,111
Thank you.
997
01:22:35,582 --> 01:22:38,847
Come on, everybody. Weren't they great?
Let's hear it for them.
998
01:22:39,053 --> 01:22:42,682
Let's give our cheerleaders a big hand.
Make some noise.
999
01:22:42,890 --> 01:22:47,884
Austin and I are aImost back together.
It isn't officiaI or anything, but it's on.
1000
01:22:48,095 --> 01:22:49,460
-Sorry, guys.
-Sorry.
1001
01:22:49,663 --> 01:22:53,861
Okay, everybody. Get ready.
Here they come!
1002
01:22:54,068 --> 01:22:55,296
I'm gIad you came, Sam.
1003
01:22:55,502 --> 01:23:01,099
The defending regional conference
champions, your very own Fighting Frogs!
1004
01:23:12,186 --> 01:23:14,677
Both the Lancers and the Frogs
enter the game...
1005
01:23:14,888 --> 01:23:17,379
...tied for the lead in the
conference standings.
1006
01:23:17,591 --> 01:23:22,756
The winner of tonight's game will advance
to the playoffs for the state championship.
1007
01:23:24,598 --> 01:23:26,065
Austin.
1008
01:23:27,101 --> 01:23:30,400
Austin. AII right, buddy.
This is the big one, aII right?
1009
01:23:30,604 --> 01:23:32,834
You stay focused and win it.
1010
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,474
-Everyone is counting on you. AII right?
-Andy!
1011
01:23:35,676 --> 01:23:38,406
Hey, Chuck! How you doing, paI?
1012
01:23:40,781 --> 01:23:43,773
Let's do it again! One more time.
1013
01:24:07,441 --> 01:24:11,707
Down, set, 28 guarding, 28 guarding!
1014
01:24:13,013 --> 01:24:14,605
Hike!
1015
01:24:20,287 --> 01:24:23,188
The clock is stopped with nine seconds
left in the game.
1016
01:24:23,390 --> 01:24:28,020
-The Frogs need one touchdown to win.
-I Iove footbaII! I Iove footbaII!
1017
01:24:28,896 --> 01:24:31,421
I Iove footbaII!
1018
01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:38,532
Austin! Austin! Austin!
Austin! Austin!
1019
01:24:49,817 --> 01:24:54,948
Carter, I thought that I couId handIe this,
but I reaIIy can't. I'm gonna go.
1020
01:25:01,295 --> 01:25:04,753
You know what? I'II teII you
how it ends, okay?
1021
01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:08,794
-Come on!
-Do it, baby!
1022
01:25:21,014 --> 01:25:24,609
This is the one. This is the one, Austin.
This is the one.
1023
01:25:33,427 --> 01:25:36,590
-Sorry, boys.
-Where are you going?
1024
01:25:37,231 --> 01:25:38,562
What's he--? What is he--?
1025
01:25:43,270 --> 01:25:44,498
What's the probIem?
1026
01:25:44,938 --> 01:25:46,872
-What are you doing?
-I'm out of here.
1027
01:25:47,474 --> 01:25:50,272
What? You're throwing away your dream!
1028
01:25:50,744 --> 01:25:53,212
No, Dad. I'm throwing away yours.
1029
01:25:55,649 --> 01:25:58,015
It's your game now. Go get them.
1030
01:26:01,922 --> 01:26:05,585
Substituting for Ames is number 23,
Ryan Henson.
1031
01:26:05,959 --> 01:26:08,928
-Austin!
-Austin! Get back here!
1032
01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:22,704
Austin, what are you doing?
1033
01:26:23,410 --> 01:26:25,605
Something I shouId've done
a Iong time ago.
1034
01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:57,203
Sorry I waited for the rain.
1035
01:26:57,711 --> 01:26:59,201
It's okay.
1036
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:03,811
No!
1037
01:27:05,452 --> 01:27:07,317
Oh, my God.
1038
01:27:22,603 --> 01:27:27,040
Touchdown! The Fighting Frogs have won.
They've done it. They won the game.
1039
01:27:27,407 --> 01:27:28,101
Oh, my.... You gotta
Iove high schooI.
1040
01:27:42,522 --> 01:27:44,217
So we won the big game that day.
1041
01:27:44,424 --> 01:27:46,949
But what i remember most
was i got my prince.
1042
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:49,128
And a really bad cold.
1043
01:27:50,931 --> 01:27:54,298
After that, it was like everything
fell into place.
1044
01:28:09,383 --> 01:28:13,649
My dad was right. The fairy tale book
did contain something important.
1045
01:28:19,459 --> 01:28:22,053
Take this one and take the
two cars in the front.
1046
01:28:22,262 --> 01:28:24,890
I can pay for those parking tickets!
1047
01:28:26,099 --> 01:28:29,535
ActuaIIy, I'm seIIing your cars, Fiona.
For coIIege tuition money.
1048
01:28:30,304 --> 01:28:33,068
What gives you the idea
you can seII our cars?
1049
01:28:33,307 --> 01:28:36,674
-She owns them.
-ExactIy. I own them.
1050
01:28:36,877 --> 01:28:40,711
I'm the county district attorney.
Have you ever seen this before?
1051
01:28:40,914 --> 01:28:43,178
I've never seen that before.
1052
01:28:44,318 --> 01:28:46,980
Isn't this your signature
on the witness Iine?
1053
01:28:48,121 --> 01:28:51,454
I have never seen my
husband's hidden wiII before.
1054
01:28:53,093 --> 01:28:56,290
I'm afraid you're gonna have to come
downtown with me, ma'am.
1055
01:28:58,899 --> 01:29:04,303
That hidden will stated that the house,
the diner and everything belonged to me.
1056
01:29:05,739 --> 01:29:10,403
it turned out my stepsisters knew where
Fiona had filed my real acceptance letter.
1057
01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:12,100
I got it!
1058
01:29:14,514 --> 01:29:17,677
My dad's diner was restored
to its former glory.
1059
01:29:20,587 --> 01:29:22,782
And my stepmother
made a deal with the DA.
1060
01:29:22,989 --> 01:29:26,447
She's working off her debt
to society at Hal's...
1061
01:29:27,227 --> 01:29:30,094
...under the watchful eye
of my new partner.
1062
01:29:38,105 --> 01:29:42,508
And my stepsisters? They finally put
their teamwork to good use.
1063
01:29:48,382 --> 01:29:53,081
Austin's dad finally came around
and got off his Trojan horse.
1064
01:29:55,222 --> 01:29:57,452
Things even cleared up for Carter.
1065
01:30:00,494 --> 01:30:04,123
Anything is possibIe if you just beIieve.
1066
01:30:04,664 --> 01:30:07,030
He ended up filming a commercial.
1067
01:30:08,201 --> 01:30:10,863
And in addition to
landing that commercial...
1068
01:30:11,905 --> 01:30:14,271
...Carter also landed the girl.
1069
01:30:22,416 --> 01:30:25,351
The San Fernando Valley
was clear and beautiful...
1070
01:30:25,585 --> 01:30:28,179
...the way it only is after a big rainstorm.
1071
01:30:30,924 --> 01:30:34,690
As for Austin and me, well,
i finally got my cell phone back.
1072
01:30:34,895 --> 01:30:38,956
We wound up going to Princeton together
and lived happily ever after.
1073
01:30:40,434 --> 01:30:43,835
At least for now.
Hey, i'm only a freshman.
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