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Oh, look at you all dressed up.
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I got a date.
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-Hey, check this tie out, huh?
-Oh, sure.
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I think this lady's
got a thing for ties.
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Really?
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Or is it Thai food?
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C.J.; Could you not ride
the scooter in the house?
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Things you never thought
you'd say to a 35-year-old man.
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Listen, just put
some fat tires on her.
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I want to see how she corners.
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Hey, guys. Rory,
how was the minimart?
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Yeah; How's your
slurpee/gas/hot dog girl?
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She also develops film.
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And, no, I didn't see her
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because these two
wouldn't take me.
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Oh, girls.
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What? We ran out of time. We
had to get outkast tickets.
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Don't you remember what I told
you when I bought the new car?
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You can share the minivan,
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but you have to drive
your brother around, too.
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We did! We drove
him around all day.
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Not to the minimart.
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Look, you guys, I
am working full time,
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I'm trying to run the house,
and I'm trying to have a life.
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This is the one
thing you could do
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that would make my life easier.
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This is why you should
have given me the car.
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I would have driven the
lad to the ends of the earth.
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C.J.; We've been all over this.
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But I really need a car.
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The scooter's fine, but
it's tough to pick up chicks.
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It's not impossible,
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it's just they have
to be a certain height
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and wearing a helmet
when I meet them.
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Look, I'm trying to teach
them to be responsible.
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It's not working out real well.
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Okay, I'm out of here.
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-Me too!
-Where are you going?
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Picking up a friend at
the airport. Door me!
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Mom; Can you take
me to the minimart?
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Oh... Actually, no, honey,
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I'm late for the Book Club
and I'm bringing the beer.
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But I'm sure one of your sisters
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would use her driving
turn to take you.
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Yeah, mom, I can't.
I'm really busy...
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Like I said, one of your
sisters will take you.
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Love ya!
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So, which one of
you ho's is taking me?
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Kerry... after she drops
me off at Tanya's party.
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Actually, I'm not going to
waste my turn on a Rory run.
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I am going to walk to Heather's,
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and she will drive me
to the library. See ya!
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Minimart time,
dog. Let's hit it!
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Uh, no, I'm not wasting
my turn on you, either.
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I'll walk down to Erica's.
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She'll drive me
to Tanya's party.
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Hey, go hang
those on the hook...
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If you can reach.
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Hello?
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Dude, I've been trying
to get there all day!
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She's wearing what?
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No, I'm not afraid
to talk to her...
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I don't have a ride.
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Hello?
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Yeah, I went.
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I'm just getting back.
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Are you kidding?
She was all over me.
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I ordered a large, and
she charged me for a small.
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Damn, I spilled.
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Let me call you back.
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Hey, buddy! What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Step away from the vehicle.
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It was like that
when I found it.
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Uh-huh. Come on!
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I smell slurpee...
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And foot-longs...
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And gas...
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And film.
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I didn't go to the minimart.
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Who said anything
about the minimart?
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Fine. You caught me.
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I drove to the minimart,
84
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and when I got
back, I hit the garage.
85
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You drove?! That's
awesome, dude...
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I mean, oh, my God!
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What am I gonna do, C.J.?
88
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-Skip town.
-What?
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Yeah, a life riding the
rails is its own reward.
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I don't want to be a hobo!
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Nobody wants to be a hobo, dude.
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What if I just go to mom
and tell her the truth?
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Well, it would make her proud.
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And it is the
mature thing to do.
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Run! I'll meet you in Reno!
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Hey, dad!
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Hi, babe!
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How was your Book Club?
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Oh, my God.
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We just went on and
on and on all night
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and then fought over the ending.
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How was your date?
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Pretty much the same.
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I'll get the paper.
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Hey, dude.
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About last night with the car...
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The more I think about it,
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the more I think
we handled it badly.
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Me too.
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I'm just gonna tell mom.
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Yeah; That's smart 'cause you
can't run away from this thing.
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It's not like income
taxes or the army.
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Here I go.
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Just remember two things...
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a) It was a total and complete accident,
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and b) I had nothing to do with it.
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[Cate:] What the hell
happened to the minivan?!
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Start with "b".
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This is the most
irresponsible thing
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anyone in this
family has ever done!
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Mom; Can I say something?
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Rory; Not now.
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All right! Which one of
you girls wrecked the car?
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-I swear it wasn't me.
-Me either.
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Okay, fine.
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Just lie about it
and make it worse.
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Didn't we teach you
honesty in this house?
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-Mom; I really want to...
-Rory, please.
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Did you really think that
you could get away with this?
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Mom; I didn't do it.
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I went to the
library with Heather,
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and she drove... ask my friends.
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Oh, ask her friends...
Like they won't lie for her.
134
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So where were you?
135
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Tanya's party. Ask my friends.
136
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Mom; please, I really want to...
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Honey, please.
138
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All right, so this is
the way it's gonna be?
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Well, you're both grounded.
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-Mom!
-What about the concert?!
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Oh, that's right.
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You're supposed
to go to a concert.
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You're not going to any concert,
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and neither one
of you is driving!
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-Mom!
-Mom!
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In fact, let's try this...
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I'm gonna put C.J. in
charge of the minivan,
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and he can drive Rory around
to wherever he needs to go.
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Now, sweetheart...
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Sweetheart, what
did you want to say?
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Me and C.J. Are
going to the minimart.
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Anybody need anything?
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Hello, innocent
one. Hello, guilty one.
154
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To whom am I speaking?
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I don't know.
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-She's the guilty one.
-She is.
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Oh, I can see we're
making progress.
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This is so unfair!
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Yes, it is.
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Being grounded...
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Losing privileges...
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Not being able to go see outkast
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perform their chart-topping hits
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like "Hey ya!" And...
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"Roses."
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This is just so
unfair... For one of you.
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-Me!
-Me!
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I don't know what would
be more maddening...
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The guilt of having
known I'd done it,
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or the anger at being hung
out to dry by my very own sister.
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Must be unbearable.
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Toodles.
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You know, it is so
obvious what happened.
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Yeah, mom wrote the name
of that song on her hand.
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No, you got a ride
to Tanya's party,
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then you snuck back
here and took the car.
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Oh! Like I could ever think
of something that smart.
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Oh, right, that's
proof enough for me...
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-I must have done it!
-I knew it!
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-I didn't do it, you idiot!
-I'm not an idiot!
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Then maybe you are smart
enough to think of that plan.
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Oh, I'm not falling
for that one...
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I'm an idiot!
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This is unbelievable.
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Something actually went my way.
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I mean, I've read about
it, and I've heard about it,
187
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but I've never
actually experienced it.
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I think this is what the
fortunate people call "Good luck."
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And I could get
used to it, too! Ha ha!
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Hey, ladies!
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Oh, don't laugh. It's paid for!
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Dude, come on.
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Dude, come on, you
were brilliant back there.
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We're doing the
right thing, aren't we?
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Of course! I mean, technically,
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we should have some
Bettys in the back seat, but...
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No, it's just, this morning
you thought I should confess.
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Well, that was before the
Gods handed you this gift.
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Buddy; Nobody gets
off the hook like this.
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-So I shouldn't feel guilty?
-No!
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When the Gods hand you a
gift, you never turn it down.
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You don't anger
the Gods. All right?
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For the record, I told
the kid to 'fess up.
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You're right,
this is pretty cool.
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And if you ever hook
up with that slurpee girl,
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you'll want access
to some wheels
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to take her around in, right?
208
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She's pretty hot, huh?
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She's a looker.
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I don't know how to impress her.
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I mean, I'm already
eating nine hot dogs a day.
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Yeah? Hmm, that should work.
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I don't know. What
does she like?
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Maybe, you know, get her a gift.
215
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Well, she loves outkast,
but the show's sold out.
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I got it!
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Get those scratchers,
man, you know?
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Every girl loves a millionaire.
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What?
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Come on, the Gods
are with us right now.
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Give it a shot.
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Oh, check that out...
A beautiful girl in a helmet.
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The one day I don't need her.
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Okay. Okay, I have a plan.
225
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Say for the sake of argument,
neither one of us did it.
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Okay, listen.
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00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,713
It's stupid for both of us
to be getting punished.
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If one of us confesses, at least
the other one can go to the concert.
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True. I'm just wondering
with this little plan of yours
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which one of us confesses?
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Yes, yes, that is the
tricky part, my friend.
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But I think I may
have a solution.
233
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What number am I thinking of?
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- 4
-Damn!
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Two out of three.
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- 4
-Damn!
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Okay, all right.
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I'm gonna go confess.
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- 4.
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Ugh!
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Uh, no, I'm sorry, Tanya,
242
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but Bridget's not allowed
to talk on the phone.
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For how long?
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Well, that's really up to her.
245
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,583
Uh, no, honey, I haven't
seen your retainer,
246
00:11:03,585 --> 00:11:06,814
but I'll look.
247
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,669
I suppose you have a
reason to leave your room?
248
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,337
Let's just say, hypothetically,
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one of us was to confess.
250
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How would you feel?
251
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,643
I'd be angry.
252
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,814
But I'd be proud that one
of you did the right thing.
253
00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:23,583
And might you be grateful
that this brave person
254
00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:26,319
had finally straightened
out this whole mess?
255
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,754
I'd be very grateful.
256
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,423
And might you be
so proud and grateful
257
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:33,893
that you would let this
generous soul go to the concert?
258
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,462
Bridget; If you have
something to say,
259
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,732
just come out and say it.
260
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,257
This is killing me.
261
00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:45,415
Kerry did it.
262
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,317
So, what's up, grandpa?
263
00:11:52,319 --> 00:11:53,846
You're in a good mood.
264
00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,316
Well, why not? The
gods are smiling on me.
265
00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,050
That's great. That's great.
266
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,386
What do you know about this?
267
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,368
That's, uh, a spaw.
268
00:12:04,436 --> 00:12:05,743
-Spaw?
-Yeah
269
00:12:05,745 --> 00:12:07,042
A combination spoon-straw.
270
00:12:07,044 --> 00:12:08,888
You're talking crazy, son.
271
00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:12,326
Everybody knows that's a stroon.
272
00:12:12,328 --> 00:12:13,762
Okay, we're done here.
273
00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,931
Not quite so fast.
274
00:12:15,953 --> 00:12:17,688
You know, I came in
from my date last night,
275
00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:20,791
and I noticed the minivan
was parked a little funny.
276
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,993
So I did a little
snooping around,
277
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:26,375
and I noticed the front
bumper was all torn up.
278
00:12:26,731 --> 00:12:29,120
I found this on the front seat.
279
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,201
-So?
-So...
280
00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:34,004
Stroon, slurpee.
281
00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:36,373
Slurpee, minimart.
282
00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:38,742
Minimart, minivan.
283
00:12:38,743 --> 00:12:40,879
And here we are.
284
00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:45,483
Fine, I'm the one
who wrecked the car!
285
00:12:45,485 --> 00:12:46,947
Don't cave so easy.
286
00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:48,816
It's the only fun I
get around here.
287
00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:50,921
I was gonna tell mom
everything, I swear.
288
00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:53,655
Then when she got
mad at Bridget and Kerry,
289
00:12:53,657 --> 00:12:55,486
I thought that was payback
for them picking on me.
290
00:12:55,488 --> 00:12:57,422
First of all, I don't care
what your sisters did,
291
00:12:57,424 --> 00:12:59,017
you shouldn't
be driving the car.
292
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,664
And second,
293
00:13:00,665 --> 00:13:03,667
you messed up, and
they're taking the hit for it,
294
00:13:03,668 --> 00:13:05,297
and you know that's not right.
295
00:13:05,299 --> 00:13:06,866
I know.
296
00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:10,138
-You gonna tell mom?
-No, I'm not.
297
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,870
'Cause I know you'll
do the right thing.
298
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,686
You are a despicable
backstabber.
299
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,454
You are the lowest of the low.
300
00:13:19,455 --> 00:13:20,823
At least I didn't wreck the car.
301
00:13:20,824 --> 00:13:22,925
-Neither did I!
-All right. That's enough.
302
00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:25,060
First you two lie to
me about the car,
303
00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:26,962
and now you are
trying to scam me
304
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:28,664
so that you can go
to some concert?
305
00:13:28,665 --> 00:13:30,231
Well, you know what?
306
00:13:30,232 --> 00:13:31,600
Give me those tickets.
307
00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:34,570
Neither of you are going
under any circumstances.
308
00:13:34,571 --> 00:13:35,604
Then who's going?
309
00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,706
Mom; I have something to say.
310
00:13:37,707 --> 00:13:39,107
So do I.
311
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:42,406
Enjoy the show.
312
00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:50,424
Tickets to outkast?
313
00:13:50,426 --> 00:13:51,132
Yes.
314
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:54,556
And I'm sure you can find
somebody that's dying to go.
315
00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:57,210
Now, what were you gonna say?
316
00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:00,587
Hey ya!
317
00:14:07,894 --> 00:14:09,995
Hey, C.J.; Thank you so much
318
00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:12,430
for taking Rory and his
girlfriend to that concert.
319
00:14:12,431 --> 00:14:14,899
I'll just be here at the
Hennessy lockdown
320
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,835
trying to get one of
the girls to confess.
321
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,570
Listen, all you need
is a bucket of water,
322
00:14:18,571 --> 00:14:21,639
a car battery, and a creed C.D.
323
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,574
Come to think of it,
324
00:14:23,575 --> 00:14:27,345
you don't even need the
bucket of water or the car battery.
325
00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:31,683
Are you okay?
326
00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:33,185
Oh, yeah.
327
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:37,272
You know, C.J.; sometimes,
the kids tell you stuff.
328
00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:40,030
Stuff that they
don't want to tell me.
329
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,595
You don't know anything
about this, do you?
330
00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:45,063
No.
331
00:14:45,946 --> 00:14:49,161
And if you did,
you'd tell me, right?
332
00:14:49,163 --> 00:14:50,332
Of course.
333
00:14:52,105 --> 00:14:54,417
I know you would.
334
00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:57,547
It's so great to have
you in this family.
335
00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:07,552
Hey! What do you
think of the hair?
336
00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:08,553
Dude, you can't go.
337
00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:10,241
What, too much product?
338
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,568
Forget about the hair, but yeah.
339
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:14,525
Listen, I've been
thinking about this,
340
00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:16,495
and I think we've pushed
this thing as far as it can go,
341
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,963
you know, and the gods
are starting to turn on us.
342
00:15:18,964 --> 00:15:20,632
Turning? Are you kidding?
343
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:23,342
We got the car. I got the
tickets. The Gods love me.
344
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,300
No, you got to confess.
345
00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:26,070
What?
346
00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:27,571
Yeah! We had a
taste of the good life.
347
00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:29,607
We had the Van, we had
the trips to the minimart,
348
00:15:29,608 --> 00:15:32,043
we lived large, and
we drank extra large.
349
00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:33,278
But the party's over, dude.
350
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:35,246
We can't do this to
your mom and the girls.
351
00:15:35,247 --> 00:15:36,581
I'm not gonna confess.
352
00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:38,790
I'm about to have the
best night of my life.
353
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,596
Well, dude, you're gonna
have to do it by yourself,
354
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:42,998
'cause i'm not driving you.
355
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,422
What?
356
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:46,592
I'm considered an important
part of this family now,
357
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:48,156
and I can't betray
your mom's trust.
358
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:50,428
-You understand.
-I understand.
359
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,497
It's gonna break her heart
360
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:54,633
when she finds out
you knew all along.
361
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,388
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
362
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,990
You think I'm gonna let some
363
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:05,025
86-pound, greasy-haired,
little punk intimidate me?
364
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,546
You look so great.
365
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,782
Thanks.
366
00:16:10,912 --> 00:16:12,450
I always wondered
what you'd look like
367
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,786
without your uniform on.
368
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:16,288
I mean, not without clothes.
369
00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:17,922
I mean, something other than...
370
00:16:17,923 --> 00:16:19,391
Is this mango?
371
00:16:19,922 --> 00:16:22,227
You're cute.
372
00:16:22,228 --> 00:16:23,595
Thanks.
373
00:16:23,596 --> 00:16:25,063
It's a little cold in here.
374
00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:27,566
Oh, I'll talk to my driver.
375
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,868
Uh, 'Ellwood'?
376
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,971
I'm pretending to tell
you to turn the heat up,
377
00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:35,607
but just keep it cold
so I can warm her up,
378
00:16:35,608 --> 00:16:37,375
Rory style.
379
00:16:37,588 --> 00:16:39,744
It's not too late to turn
around and go home.
380
00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:40,923
Bite me.
381
00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:42,626
Thank you, 'Ellwood'
382
00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:44,816
It'll be toasty in no time.
383
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:47,318
So where are we
sitting at the concert?
384
00:16:47,703 --> 00:16:49,960
What concert?
385
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:51,454
Outkast.
386
00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:53,750
You're funny, too.
387
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,163
Excuse me.
388
00:16:59,957 --> 00:17:02,417
I forgot the tickets.
389
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:04,503
I know about these things, man.
390
00:17:04,504 --> 00:17:05,937
The Gods are turning on us.
391
00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:07,972
The Gods aren't turning on us.
392
00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:09,574
I just left the tickets at home.
393
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:11,443
Now let's go get them.
394
00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:13,612
In the meantime,
turn up the A.C.
395
00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:16,767
The Gods, Rory. The Gods!
396
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,785
Ellwood's a very religious man.
397
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,291
I've been expecting you.
398
00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:27,866
I forgot my tickets.
399
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:29,069
They're right here.
400
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,579
You left them on
the coffee table.
401
00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:37,067
I guess you haven't had
time to talk to your mom yet.
402
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,471
I'm gonna get to
it, grandpa, I swear.
403
00:17:40,565 --> 00:17:42,108
Um, can we go?
404
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:43,971
Ellwood's kind of
freaking me out.
405
00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:48,613
I'm gonna do it,
grandpa. Just not tonight.
406
00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:51,149
[Kerry] Why don't you just
pick which one of us is guilty?
407
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,884
We don't even care anymore.
408
00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:56,154
No! And how would I possibly
figure out which one it was?
409
00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,789
Pick a number?
410
00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,824
You want to know the truth?
411
00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:01,726
I'm not even mad anymore.
412
00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:03,628
I'm just sad.
413
00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:05,429
After all this family
has been through,
414
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:09,801
we have got to stick together,
not hang each other out to dry.
415
00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:11,202
I can't take it anymore.
416
00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:13,004
I want it to stop. I did it!
417
00:18:13,005 --> 00:18:14,072
I did it, all right?
418
00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:15,440
I'm the one who wrecked the car!
419
00:18:15,782 --> 00:18:18,385
Did you hear that?
420
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,299
Your brother is so upset
421
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:26,084
that he is willing
to take the blame
422
00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:29,264
for something that
he didn't even do.
423
00:18:29,622 --> 00:18:32,058
Just to keep this
family together.
424
00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:37,101
Rory, I'm so proud of you.
425
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,031
Honey, you'd better hurry.
426
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,469
You're going to be
late for the concert.
427
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,047
I'm not going.
428
00:18:44,049 --> 00:18:47,343
I'm the one who
wrecked the car... really.
429
00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:52,727
You?
430
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,681
Seriously?
431
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,716
You drove the car?
432
00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:01,453
You little...
433
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:04,273
No one would take me to
the minimart, so I drove myself.
434
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:07,025
There's no law against that.
435
00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:09,312
Uh, yes, there is.
436
00:19:09,353 --> 00:19:11,175
It's called the law.
437
00:19:11,624 --> 00:19:14,699
Oh, my God, girls, I don't even
know how to make this up to you.
438
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,271
Leave us alone with
him for five minutes.
439
00:19:17,738 --> 00:19:19,906
Give me those tickets.
440
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:22,401
You are going to the concert.
441
00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:24,996
You, go to your room!
442
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:28,980
I'm really sorry.
443
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:31,383
You took your mom's car?
444
00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:33,998
I had no idea
you were this cool!
445
00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:39,991
I hide it pretty good.
446
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:41,806
Call me when you get out.
447
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:43,076
He'll be 40.
448
00:19:46,484 --> 00:19:48,961
Dude, I don't know how
long I'm grounded for,
449
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:50,709
but it was worth it.
450
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,437
She is so hot!
451
00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:54,038
What did I tell you
about the cell phone?
452
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,587
-Dude, I gotta go.
-Give me that.
453
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,292
Well, I don't know,
Jake, let me ask him.
454
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,745
Did you kiss her?
455
00:20:00,746 --> 00:20:01,712
I'm not telling you.
456
00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:03,647
Doubtful.
457
00:20:04,187 --> 00:20:06,453
Rory, you have pulled
a lot of stupid stunts,
458
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,357
but never anything like this.
459
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:09,724
What were you thinking?
460
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:11,059
I don't know.
461
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,161
"I don't know"
doesn't cut it, Rory.
462
00:20:13,162 --> 00:20:15,430
This is serious.
463
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,396
We both know that you never
464
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,134
would have done
anything like this
465
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,870
if your dad was around.
466
00:20:21,871 --> 00:20:23,587
I know.
467
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:26,759
So why'd you do it?
468
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,610
Maybe because everybody
else in this household
469
00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:30,745
gets to do whatever
they want, and I come last.
470
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:32,498
Nobody even listens to me.
471
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,858
That is not true.
I listen to you!
472
00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:35,984
No, you don't!
473
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,952
I tried to confess three times.
474
00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:41,611
I got a car, a girl,
and concert tickets.
475
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:46,860
All right, maybe I'm not
giving you my full attention.
476
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,103
But, look, Rory,
477
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:51,600
as good as grandpa and
C.J. are at child-rearing,
478
00:20:51,602 --> 00:20:55,662
I am basically doing
this by myself...
479
00:20:55,807 --> 00:20:58,649
and, maybe, sometimes you do
480
00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:01,372
fall through the cracks.
481
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:03,345
I'm sorry.
482
00:21:03,544 --> 00:21:06,598
Mom; I just want to feel
483
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,484
like what I say matters.
484
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:09,952
I hear you.
485
00:21:10,023 --> 00:21:11,515
And I promise,
486
00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:14,823
from now on, whatever
you say matters.
487
00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:16,312
Okay...
488
00:21:16,314 --> 00:21:18,526
I don't think I
should be grounded
489
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,046
because I've been
punished enough.
490
00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:22,463
Doesn't matter.
491
00:21:22,464 --> 00:21:24,265
But my friends are
going out tomorrow.
492
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,733
Doesn't matter.
493
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:28,371
-But there's a concert next weekend!
-Doesn't matter!
494
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,994
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