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Ha, ha! Guess what?
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You got a job delivering
the world's largest pizza?
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No.
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It's a massage table,
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which means I got into
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beginning massage techniques.
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Yeah!
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See, if you went to George
Romney Community College,
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you'd know that's
kind of a big deal.
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Congratulations.
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The world needs
more geisha girls.
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All right, yeah.
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Listen
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Massage happens to be the
fastest growing industry in America.
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Yeah, people are dying
to get rubbed down.
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By you? Come on, C.J.
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The thought of you touching
strangers is why people carry mace.
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-Hi, guys.
-Hi.
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Oh, great. The sink
is leaking again.
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Rory; Call the plumber.
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Hey! Do you know what they
charge for house calls?
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I can fix a leak.
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Really? Is that why you
get up five times a night?
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Dad, I just don't want
you to strain yourself.
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Ohh... I can still turn a wrench.
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Oh; Well, okay.
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Well; Guess who got sent home
today with a dress-code violation?
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Take your time, mom.
I know it's a tough one.
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Oh, great. Your principal
wants to meet with me.
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Ah..ah..It's so unfair. Do I look
like a hooch to you?
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A hooch?
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Honey, I'm not up on
the latest teen slang.
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Hooch. It's short
for 'hoochie mama'.
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'30s jazz lingo for hussy.
Come on, Cate! Get with it!
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Eh, ...I don't understand.
You look fine.
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I know. It's this new principal.
He thinks he runs the school.
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-He does run the school.
-Oh, please,
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He's been there one week.
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I've been there 3 years.
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Now, Bridget; Why do I get the feeling
that you are not 100% innocent?
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Because mom, inside, you
know she's a 'Hooch'.
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Okay; Maybe my underwear band
showed for, like, 2 seconds.
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There's this totally
dumb new rule
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where your underwear
band can't show,
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yet they assign
me a bottom locker.
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Everyone knows when you
bend over, your shirt rides up
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your jeans go down, and your
underwear just stays there.
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Duh, it's called physics.
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So who is really to blame here,
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me, who innocently
bent over to get a book,
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or the school who knowingly
assigned a bottom locker to a hottie?
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Wait a minute. You
bent over for a book?
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Okay; It was a "Cosmo Girl."
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey. Good as new.
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Wow, dad, you fixed that fast.
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Didn't strain myself at all.
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See, Bridget; What you have to do here
is loosen that coupling there...
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Ah, ah, ah
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Dad, a magician never
gives away his secrets.
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Don't forget to
pick up your tools.
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I gotta go, but if
you're feeling up to it,
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the garage door opener
needs to be replaced.
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-Yeah, I'm up to it.
-Good.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
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Ugh!
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking for something.
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What? The disk you slipped?
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Hey hey, I'm fine.
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Ah, ha. Admit it, grandpa.
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You don't want to
admit to aunt Cate
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that you hurt yourself
fixing the sink. -Ugh
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If I weren't fine would
I be able to do this?
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If we slipped a piano under
your hands it might look normal.
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Listen;
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You're having a
spasm, all right?
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I can take care of that.
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What are you talking about?
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Listen; I'm the star pupil in my
massage techniques class.
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Besides, these hands
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have been giving relief
to people for years.
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What people?
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Lots of people.
Well, okay, me.
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Still, give it a chance.
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Massage is for sissies.
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No, this is sports
massage. It's different.
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It's for boxers, football players...
tough-guy stuff. All righ?
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I can rebuild you, make you
better, stronger, faster.
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I swear, C.J., if you lay a
hand on me, I'll... Oh! Oh!
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-Does that hurt?
-Yeah.
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-I've only had one class.
-No, no, no.
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It's all right.
It's a good hurt.
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Get back with it.
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Well, actually I better go.
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-Are you gonna leave me hanging?
-I've got school.
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Yeah? Well I
gotta fix a garage.
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Listen; I tell you what:
You got my number.
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Call my girl, set
up an appointment.
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What girl?
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She may sound like an
automated voice on a cell phone,
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but she's real sweet.
Chat her up a bit.
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I have nothing
against dress codes.
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It's just that up until now
we've done fine without them.
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-Now, I assure you, Mr. Gibb...
-I'm sorry.
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Did you go to Garfield high?
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What? Um, yes.
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-Anyway...
-I went to Garfield.
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Oh. Freaky.
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Anyway, this morning I was
looking at how other girls dressed,
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and though my
daughter is no angel,
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compared to those
hooches in the hallway,
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Bridget is like 'Laura Ingalls'.
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What year did you graduate?
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Um, it was 19...
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What does this have
to do with Bridget?
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I'm sorry. You just
look so familiar. Do I?
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No.
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But then there weren't many
gray-haired kids in my class.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Anyway, um, uh,
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My Bridget has been known to
dress a little racy in the past,
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but what she was wearing yesterday
was not racy in the slightest.
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What was your maiden name?
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Please, aren't we
talking about Bridget?
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Yes, okay, I'm
sorry. I'll drop it.
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Look; My dress code is
never very popular at fir...
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You hung out in front
with the stoners?
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No.
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Now look. I am
missing work for this.
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I am a nurse and without
me my patients could die.
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Really?
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Well, no.
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But they could wet their beds.
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Eh...
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-Can we just stick to the subject?
-Yes, of course.
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I will drop it. Won't
bring it up again.
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Bottom line: My
dress code works.
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Test scores go up,
discipline problems go down.
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Egan! You're Cate Egan!
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Oh, for God's sake!
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-Am I right?
-Yes!
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Ed! Ed Gibb!!
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Oh. Well, h...
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How are you?
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You have no idea
who I am, do you?
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Not a clue.
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Really?
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Uh...
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Back to Bridget?
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Yes. Yes.
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May I show you something?
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This is a photograph
taken of Bridget
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to document her
dress-code violations.
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Now I ask you
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Is that proper school attire?
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Let me see this.
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Oh! She did not leave the
house looking like this.
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Uhm..well..I think it's pretty
obvious what happened here.
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Yeah. You put Bridget's
head on some hooch's body?
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Or she altered the outfit
once she left the house.
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Both valid theories.
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You know, I used
to go by "Eddie."
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People would
say, "Eeeed-die!"
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Nothing.
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C.J., are you
ready for me yet?
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What's taking
you so darn lng?
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I'm just getting the
massage table ready.
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Okay; Come on in.
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What the hell is all this?!
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Wooo... I sense a lot of
tension, grandpa.
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Take a whiff of this. Inhale.
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Get that away from me!
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C.J.; This was supposed to
be a sports massage.
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You turned my
room into Bangkok!
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It is a sports
massage... with a flair.
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-Now breathe.
-C.J., I swear
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If you don't put my room
back the way it was, I'm gonn...
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-Is that patchouli?
-Yeah, with a dash of lavender.
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-Sort of... delightful.
-Eheee
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It is. See? I know
what I'm doing.
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Okay, now lose the robe
and get under the sheet.
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Just holler when you're naked.
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-Not yet.
-Was that a holler?
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No!
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Aaahh
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-Hi.
-Hi, mom.
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So, Bridget, I just had a
little talk with your principal.
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Just so I'm clear,
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The only dress-code
violation you had was
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a two-second flash
of underwear band?
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Yeah. I told you they
assigned me a bottom locker.
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I saw the photo.
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The totally put my head
on some hooch's body!
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No.
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God did that.
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Mom
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This principal has some
sort of a grudge on me.
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It's almost like
he's jealous.
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Why would he
be jealous of you?
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I don't know why is
everyone jealous of me?
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Your earning potential?
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Why don't you see if you
can help your grandfather
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with the garage-door opener?
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Go.
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-Kerry, what's wrong?
-What's wrong?
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I'm walking through the hall
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back to debate class,
where I left my backpack...
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Oh, we get it.
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Whoo! What a
depressing story.
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Bridget; Let her finish.
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Debate class, backpack...
there's more?
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This custodian is
putting up these posters,
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and I'm thinking, please
let this be a nightmare.
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What?
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Ah!
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"How not to dress for school"?
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Oh my gosh!
I look horrible!
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Give it to me!
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There's that. I am
upset about this! -Ah!
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God! You guys!
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Okay; The one time in my life
I ever wear overalls...
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I look like a total geek.
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Yeah, blame the overalls.
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Go, now.
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Ohmm...
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Oh, C.J.
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Oh, C.J.!
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Incredible.
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Look, I want you to relax,
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but seriously,
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if you say my name like that
again, I'm walking, all right?
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I think you finally found
something you're good at.
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Oh..ha, ha ha..What
did you say?
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I said I think you found
something you're not terrible at.
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You said I'm
good at something.
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You can't take it back.
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(Rory:) Grandpa, are
you down there?
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Mom wants me to help
you with the garage.
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I'm not decent. Stay away.
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Close those shutters.
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Is he gone?
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Yes. He's gone.
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Why don't you lay a little more
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of that vanilla
papaya lotion on me?
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Oh, 'Maestro'!
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Mom; Now you have to
admit he is singling me out.
249
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What are you doing
with your yearbook?
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He seems to remember
me but I don't...
252
00:11:29,276 --> 00:11:30,858
Oh my God!
253
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:32,737
It's Edie! Oh!
254
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,215
Ed-die!
255
00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:45,582
Wait, Ed.
256
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,886
You know, I really like you
257
00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:49,852
as a friend.
258
00:11:58,005 --> 00:12:02,434
I think I may know why
Mr. Gibb is a little mad.
259
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,116
I can't believe Mr. Gibb is
making examples out of us
260
00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:07,745
because you
wouldn't kiss him.
261
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,239
Yeah, mom. You might
want to think twice
262
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,435
the next time you tell
us to be good girls.
263
00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,097
Well;
264
00:12:15,098 --> 00:12:18,038
The garage door shouldn't
give you any more problems.
265
00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:21,758
Dad, you are so chipper
and resilient these days.
266
00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:23,353
What's your secret?
267
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:25,667
Yes, grandpa.
What's your secret?
268
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,343
There's no secret.
269
00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:29,279
You just underestimate me.
270
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,054
And I apologize.
271
00:12:31,055 --> 00:12:33,197
And as a token
of that apology,
272
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:35,463
I would like to
give you a list
273
00:12:35,486 --> 00:12:38,096
of all the things that
need fixing around here.
274
00:12:38,119 --> 00:12:40,160
Oh, great, yeah!
275
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,306
Consider them done.
276
00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:42,488
-Okay.
-Mom.
277
00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:44,167
-Come on, let's go.
-Yeah, come on, mom.
278
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:47,347
Bridget needs time to
hooch it up before school.
279
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,665
Agh..
280
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,264
C.J., I'm gonna need
another treatment.
281
00:12:55,265 --> 00:12:57,545
That damn garage
door almost killed me.
282
00:12:57,546 --> 00:12:59,583
Yeah; I feel bad for
you. See you later.
283
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:01,815
Wo, wo, wo!... Is
something wrong?
284
00:13:01,861 --> 00:13:03,144
Of course not.
285
00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:05,541
I finally do something
you approve of,
286
00:13:05,564 --> 00:13:07,437
but you're too embarrassed
to say it in public.
287
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,556
-Everything's fine. Later.
-Oh, C.J.
288
00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:11,872
You're embarrassed 'cause
Rory almost walked in on us.
289
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,667
-You're ashamed of us.
-I'm not ashamed.
290
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,358
Ashamed, grandpa!!
291
00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:18,340
There's nothing
wrong with two men
292
00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:20,926
rubbing oil on each other's bodies.
-Hey!
293
00:13:20,955 --> 00:13:23,581
You rubbed me,
I didn't rub you!
294
00:13:23,598 --> 00:13:25,299
Shame talk!!
295
00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:30,946
That's fine. From now on you can
go rub yourself. How about that?
296
00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:34,007
Fine. I don't need your
stupid flowery oils.
297
00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:36,029
Papaya's a fruit, not a flower.
298
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,370
Well, you would know.
299
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,409
Well; Hello!
300
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,234
Look, Ed.die...
301
00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:48,430
Oh, you remembered!
302
00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:51,534
Yes. The yearbook
jogged my memory.
303
00:13:51,659 --> 00:13:54,299
And I am sorry that, like, a
million years ago
304
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,908
I rejected you.
305
00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:57,709
But that is between
you and me,
306
00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:59,688
and I would
really appreciate it
307
00:13:59,711 --> 00:14:01,887
if you would take down
those awful posters.
308
00:14:02,372 --> 00:14:03,702
Okay.
309
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:05,710
Okay?
310
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,135
This may not have
been my best idea.
311
00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:11,079
In fact, I had to break up a
shoving match over those posters.
312
00:14:12,312 --> 00:14:14,430
Boys were fighting
over the posters?
313
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,593
Actually it was two teachers
314
00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,152
who will remain anonymous.
315
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:23,260
I'm thinking the math
or history departments.
316
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:26,559
Maybe they were
fighting over my poster.
317
00:14:30,232 --> 00:14:32,811
Anyway, I have agreed
to take the posters down.
318
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:35,734
And girls, you are
gonna miss the first bell.
319
00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:38,340
-Thank you. -Bye, mom.
-Bye
320
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:41,902
Well; Thank you.
321
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:44,441
I know it's not easy to
admit when you're wrong.
322
00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:47,671
Yes, well, you're
walking proof of that.
323
00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:49,975
Excuse me?
324
00:14:50,007 --> 00:14:52,184
Oh, come on, Cate. If you
really remembered us,
325
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,228
you'd remember the facts.
326
00:14:58,176 --> 00:14:59,385
Wait.
327
00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:02,090
I really like you, Cate,
328
00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:03,839
as a friend.
329
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,322
That is impossible.
330
00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,631
No boy in High School
ever said to me,
331
00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:14,013
"I only like you as a friend."
332
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,369
Cate, I just wasn't into you.
333
00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:19,083
But your sister was
hot... Maggie. Oof!
334
00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:21,314
Mag-gie!
335
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,866
Maggie? I was
the hotter sister.
336
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:24,719
Mmm...
337
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,803
What did Maggie get
in honors chemistry?
338
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,307
Maggie never took
honors chemistry.
339
00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:32,268
And what did you get
in honors chemistry?
340
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,379
-An "A."
341
00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:36,383
-Yeah; You were the hot one.
342
00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:39,383
I was hot and smart.
343
00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:42,464
No shame in being smart.
I respected that in you.
344
00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:45,477
In fact, that's why I
liked you... as a friend.
345
00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:49,492
You know,
346
00:15:49,493 --> 00:15:50,912
I don't really care.
347
00:15:50,935 --> 00:15:53,302
-It was a long time ago.
-Yeah, it doesn'teven matter.
348
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:55,634
-Water under the Bridge.
-We agree to disagree.
349
00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:57,315
Fine by me.
350
00:15:57,377 --> 00:16:00,104
-I rejected you.
-Sure you did.
351
00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:07,916
Yes! I found it!
352
00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:09,169
Who's the geek you're with?
353
00:16:09,186 --> 00:16:11,313
This is the principal.
354
00:16:11,314 --> 00:16:14,221
Huh! And he says
he rejected me?
355
00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:16,389
Look at him. He
looks like 'Leo Sayer'.
356
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:19,376
Who?
357
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:21,319
I'm gonna go down
there and show him this.
358
00:16:21,342 --> 00:16:23,508
Mom; You're making
this all about you.
359
00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:25,117
Who cares if you
were hot or not?
360
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,698
The man took
down the posters.
361
00:16:26,721 --> 00:16:29,509
This was about our High
School humiliation, not yours.
362
00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,387
Well, it wasn't that bad.
363
00:16:31,388 --> 00:16:33,256
So you liked being
worshipped by
364
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:35,215
pathetic losers who
steal your picture?
365
00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:37,855
Hey, I don't pee all
over your dreams, okay?
366
00:16:39,573 --> 00:16:40,489
Okay; Mom;
367
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,427
Just like Bridget, all you
care about is your image.
368
00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:46,631
Actually, Kerry, maybe I have
been a little self-obsessed
369
00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:49,130
about this whole
misunderstanding with Mr. Gibb.
370
00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:51,398
Yeah. Who cares if
he broke up with you?
371
00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:53,742
I broke up with him!
372
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,334
See? Like Bridget,
373
00:16:55,335 --> 00:16:58,399
You care too much about
what other people think.
374
00:16:58,422 --> 00:17:00,974
Ecch. Mom, you don't
have to take this from her.
375
00:17:02,181 --> 00:17:04,422
Actually I think
your sister's right,
376
00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:05,697
and I know this is silly.
377
00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:08,564
But I just wanted
to rub his nose in it
378
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:13,164
that back in High School
I was studious and hot.
379
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,169
Just like you, Kerry.
380
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,506
-Like me?
-Mm-hmm.
381
00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:24,446
Pshh! What are you
waiting for? Come on, go!!
382
00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:26,700
Go, right now! Go!
383
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,395
You see?
384
00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:34,304
I was cool, and
you were a geek.
385
00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:35,813
What are you
talking about?
386
00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:38,225
I look like 'Leo Sayer'!
387
00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:39,620
Yeah.
388
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:42,962
I have done everything
that you asked.
389
00:17:42,985 --> 00:17:44,040
Why are you here?
390
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,320
To set the record straight.
391
00:17:45,321 --> 00:17:47,602
You care that
much what I think?
392
00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:49,720
No, I don't care
what you think.
393
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,348
I care about justice.
394
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,671
Look, I get it.
395
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,317
-Get what?
-Well,
396
00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:58,187
I think it's pretty obvious
397
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,926
you have a hard time
staying away from me.
398
00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,250
-What?
-I am a principal.
399
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:09,569
I think I recognize a High
School crush when I see one.
400
00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:12,052
I didn't even remember you.
401
00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:14,140
So you said.
402
00:18:14,163 --> 00:18:17,615
This picture proves it.
I was cool and you weren't.
403
00:18:17,616 --> 00:18:19,790
The only thing that
this picture proves
404
00:18:19,813 --> 00:18:23,370
is that white guys can
look fantastic in 'afros'.
405
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:25,080
Oh, unbelievable.
406
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:27,635
You are even wearing
rainbow suspenders.
407
00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:30,684
Look, Cate, I'm flattered.
408
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:31,976
I'm just,
409
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,914
not interested.
410
00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,539
I'm sorry.
411
00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:37,578
You...
412
00:18:37,579 --> 00:18:39,208
are the most pompous,
413
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:41,692
arrogant man I have ever met.
414
00:18:41,707 --> 00:18:43,933
You'll get over this.
415
00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:46,888
And don't worry. Because
when I leave this time,
416
00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:49,312
you won't have to worry
about me stalking you,
417
00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:51,282
because I will
never voluntarily
418
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,449
set foot in this
office again!
419
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,933
-Good day, Mr. Gibb.
-Oh, I think you'll be back.
420
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,589
Oh, no I won't!
421
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,420
Thank you.
422
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,798
You're doing just
fine without me.
423
00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:18,075
All right, you win.
424
00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:19,356
Rory;
425
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:23,217
There's nothing wrong
with a good massage.
426
00:19:23,218 --> 00:19:24,573
Excuse me?
427
00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:27,761
Yeah. I've always
been hard on C.J.
428
00:19:27,762 --> 00:19:29,665
But he finally did
something right.
429
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,011
He has found a career path.
430
00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:34,177
He gave me a massage
431
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,789
and I felt like a
million bucks after it.
432
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:37,648
Wow!
433
00:19:37,649 --> 00:19:39,241
So you're telling me...
434
00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:42,628
Yes, C.J. is good
at something.
435
00:19:45,093 --> 00:19:46,667
And I'm proud of him.
436
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:47,730
Ahh...
437
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,066
That's all I wanted
to hear, 'grandpy'
438
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,031
Get some props.
Come here.
439
00:19:55,457 --> 00:19:56,317
Wow
440
00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:58,055
That's something.
441
00:19:58,056 --> 00:20:00,648
Why don't you
guys get a room?
442
00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:03,364
I forgot. You
already have one.
443
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:04,936
---oOo---
444
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:05,637
---oOo---
445
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,338
---oOo---
446
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,039
---oOo---
447
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:07,740
---oOo---
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