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♫
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Hey, Rory; What you doing over there?
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I typed up a list of stuff
I'm gonna sell online
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People will buy anything.
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Rory; Give it up.
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No one's gonna give you
any cash for your crap.
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They will at:
'SellYourCrapForCash.com'
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Rory; You can't sell
all your toys
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These are your
childhood memories.
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Mom; I've got a
girlfriend now
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Childhood memories don't pay
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for the movies, popcorn
and the lattes.
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Lattes? -Yeah;
Missy's an uptown girl.
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I married an uptown girl.
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[All] "And now I live in my
daughter's basement"
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Well, I do.
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Hey; 'Von trapps';
Don't get up!
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I think congratulations
are in order
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You're looking at the new security
consultant for 'Franklin Glen Mall'
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You're a mall cop?
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Bridget; Listen to me.
It's not that hard
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I'm a security consultant...
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at the mall.
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Wow; First College
and now, a job.
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You're almost ready
for big-boy pants.
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Yk;(You know) I dropped your
comb in the toilet this morning.
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Mom;
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There's an art program
in Europe this summer
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and our teacher's
recommended a bunch of us.
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It's only $2.000. Can I go?
-Oh; Only $2.000
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Well, sure; I'll just let
one of the houseboys go.
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Hey; If she doesn't go, can
we get some houseboys?
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Mom; I've allways wanted
to see Florence and Paris
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and immerse myself
in the art world.
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She just wants to see the
statue of David's 'Wiener'.
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-Real mature!
-Yeah. come on, Rory.
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She wants to see
his butt, too -Nice -Nice
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Oh, come on! Mom; Can I go?
Please, please, please.
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Well, honey; As compelling as
C.J. and Rory's arguments is
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and as much as I would
love you to go
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It's $2000
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Yk; When Bridget need
extra money, she got a job
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[Gasps] Oh my God!
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Never been used as
an example before.
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Okay, Well;
No one is hiring.
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What are you
talking about?
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There are help-wanted signs all
over the food court at the mall.
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Forget it! I will never, ever work
in a disgusting food court.
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Welcome to Davy Crockett's.
Remember The Alamo...
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... Burger
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Oh! Look at my little
girl. Her first job!
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Her skin's gonna
break out so bad.
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All right, honey. Smile!
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Say "Cheese ...
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Burguer"
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Shoot me;
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Shoot me now!
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♫
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♫
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[Sighs] It's so humiliating that
Kerry has to wear that.
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I know.
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Couldn't you at least get her
a job at strip... or something?
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Yeah; But then we
couldn't do this
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-Ew!! Red hair in my Burger!!
-Ewww!!
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Okay; Stop it!
It's still not funny!
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Hi! Welcome to David Crockett's
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Remember the pie 'Alamo-De'
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Ladies;
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Bridget;
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I saw you
swipe that drink
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I didn't swipe anything.
Refillls are free.
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No, no; 'Ma Barker'
Let me tell you something
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Only free refills
are free; Okay?
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Guess how much
35c refills cost?
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Don't get a brain cramp
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Tell you what
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I'm gonna let you two slide
on this one with a warning
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But I got my eye
on you; Ok?
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Hey, Mr. 'Rent-a-cop'; We're so-
Hey! No, no no ...Shush!!
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What are you gonna do?
Take us to mall jail?
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Don't you laugh at me.
Don't you laugh at -
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Look at Kerry!
[Laughs]
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Ahhh...
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Thank you. Your're
number 79
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Zach!!
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What is going on?
We're out of fries again?
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Ok;
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Here's an idea
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When you take out on batch
of fries, put another one in
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It'll almost be like we're in
the business of selling them!
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God! How did you
get this job anyway?
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I was like: 'I need a job'
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And they were like: 'Okay'
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That's a fascinating story
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Now, Get back to work!!
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Hennessy!
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[Sighs]
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You're scaring everybody.
-Sorry.
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No, no, no! don't be
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You know, Kerry;
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I think you got what it takes to
make it, in The Fast-Food Industry.
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What's that -
More skills than Zach?
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I was gonna, like,
ask you out
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but you can, like
now forget it.
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Don't worry about him
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He's still gonna
ask you out
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But you can't go
because rank and file
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can't date
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Assistant Managers!
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Assitant Manager?
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But I've only worked
here five days.
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Yeah! And you showed
up for all five!
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That's a new Davy
Crockett record
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So, what do you think?
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Well;
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I'm mortified
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This job was supposed to
get me to Italy and France.
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Not become my career
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It's an extra buck-50 an hour.
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[French] 'Merci Beaucoup' (Thanks)
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♫
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Well; The money is rolling in
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I'm this much closer to a night
on the town with my lady.
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Rory; Wait a minute. You've
already gotten paid?
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But all this stuff is still
sitting in the dining room
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You haven't even
sent it off yet
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Oooh, I get it;
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Maybe it's just to hard to say
'Goodbye' to piggy 'McPig Pig'.
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Shhh. It's just crap.
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Even though he was
your first kiss?
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Shut up!
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And it's 'she'
-Ah -Aghh
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Besides going to the post
office is just such a hassle.
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Well; It's gonna be
even a bigger hassle,
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when people start
canceling their checks
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Repossessing your couch
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Taking you to Court
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Leaving you no alternative but
to change your name to initials
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Hypothetically.
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Oh! You have no
idea how hard it it,
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to run an efficient
hamburger stand.
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You are right.
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I wouldn't know anything about
feeding a bunch of hungry
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angry teenagers who want what
they want, when they want it.
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Let me tell you: It's not easy.
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You know, I just have
to say I think it is great
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that everyone in this
house is working
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Except grandpa; Slacker.
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Now, now, grandpa has
worked his entire life
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unlike you, who has worked
for... what? Five minutes?
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Nonetheless, I'm very
proud of all of you
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It's not easy with all
these mouths to feed.
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Are you listening,
grandpa?
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Is that what I am?
another mouth to feed?
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Oh, no, no, dad.
It's just a saying
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Don't let C.J. get
under your skin
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Yeah, C.J. When are you
gonna start contributing?
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Now that you've got that
prestigious mall-cop job.
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I don't even live here anymore
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I am totally self-sufficient
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By the way, this isn't chunky
[Cate sighs]
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Well; I can't even
stop by for a snack?
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No, no, no; Come by any time
for a $5 jar of peanut butter.
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Well; Look at 'Goodbye
Mr. Chips', over there
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He's got more food in the hair on
his chest, than I eat in a month!
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Oh! That is such a lie!
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Well, now, come on, dad
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You got to admit...
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you like your chips
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What are you saying?
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Yeah; Just saying that
you like your chips.
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Okay; Then don't buy
the damn chips
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if I'm such a burden
such a mouth to feed
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It doesn't count that I spent 50
years providing for my family
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sending you an your
sister through College
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Fine! I'll just get a job
like the rest of you.
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Oh, now, dad!
Don't be ridiculous
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You don't have to ge a job
You do plenty around here
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Come on!
I'm just kidding.
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But for the record, when it comes
to chips, you're like a machine.
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There must be someone
out there wanting to hire
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a man of my experience
in engineering
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Hey Kerry! Don't you have that:
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"We hire old people" program
where you work?
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Bridget; No. Come on!
-Yeah! I think grandpa qualifies
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Can you get him
a job there?
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You are the boss.
He is old.
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Bridget, grandpa
was an engineer
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There is no way he's gonna work
in the food court in the mall
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Welcome to Davy Crockett's
Remember The Alamo... Burger.
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Okay, dude. Um, let me have
a triple Alamo Burger, dude
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What happened to 'Please', dude?
-Please?
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Is this yours, dude?
-Whoa, dude!
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I don't think I remember
ordering a side of 'tude
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Um, excuse me, Jim.
Is there a problem?
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'Jim'? I'm your
grandfather, Kerry.
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Look, I'm sorry for any
trouble you may have had
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Jim, please, apologize.
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Apologize? I'd sooner
eat the food here!
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Grandp- Jim!
[Sighs]
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Look; I apologize.
Your meal's on us.
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Zach! Can you take
the register?
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Jim; Can I talk to you
for a second?
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Only for a second
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I got a cigarette
break coming up
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and I'm getting a bit antsy
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What are you doing?!
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You can't talk to
customers like that
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Don't yell at me, Kerry
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You know, I changes your diapers.
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Ugh! Did you wash
your hands?
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Right now, you work for me
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And, where is your hat?
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-I don't like it. It make my head itch
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Besides, when I put it down,
Zach threw it in the friolator
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He is such a cutup!
-Nice -Nice
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Excuse me!
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Ladies
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Oh my God! Shouldn't
you and 'Scooby Doo'
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be out solving 'The mystery
of the dead-end jobs'?
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Is this her?
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Oh, yeah. That's her. All right.
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She's the movie stealer
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I'll take it from here,
friend. Thank you.
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'Movie stealer'? What
are you talking about?
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Move it along, people!
Nothing to see here.
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Hey, you!!
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I said: Move it along
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Nothing to see in this parameter!
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C.J., What are you doing? He's
gone. Now, you can let me go.
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I'm afraid I can do that
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It would violate the oath
I took as mall security
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What oath?
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The oath I took
that says...
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blah, blah, blah
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$5,15 an hour, blah, blah, blah
Let's go!
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[beeps sound at the cash register]
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What the hell did I do now?
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$137,50?
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That can't be right
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Just give me five bucks
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♫
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♫
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Okay; You got me.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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You think mall
jail's funny?
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It's not plugged in
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Shut up!
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00:10:23,613 --> 00:10:26,541
Okay, I gotta be at work in,
like, five minutes, so-
249
00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:28,367
You should've thought
of that before you stole
250
00:10:28,368 --> 00:10:30,148
2 hours of motion
picture entertainment
251
00:10:30,157 --> 00:10:32,089
I diddn't steal
anything; Okay?
252
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,639
Maybe I went to
the bathroom
253
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,422
and when I came out, I
accidentally went into
254
00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:36,936
the wrong theater
for a second.
255
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,283
Went into the
wrong theather
256
00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:42,893
You think you're talking
to some stupid rookie cop
257
00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:45,210
walking a food-court
beat for the first time?!!
258
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,846
Ah! Sister!!
259
00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,987
You're in some deep
stuff here, Winona!
260
00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:54,652
Movie poaching is a
serious offense -[Sighs]
261
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,799
Why don't you make
it easy on yourself?
262
00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:01,328
Avoid the needle. Start
squawking! Admit it!!
263
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:05,028
I am not gonna admit to
something I didn't do!
264
00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:07,382
Besides, What'll you do?
Have me arrested?
265
00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:08,687
Worse;
266
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:11,852
We're gonna ban you
from the mall. -Ahh!!!
267
00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:13,897
♫
268
00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,480
Oh, Hi, Rory.
269
00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:17,842
You fixed the lamp.
270
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,590
Yeah; All it needed was
a new light bulb.
271
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:22,336
Well, thank you.
-You're welcome
272
00:11:22,337 --> 00:11:25,635
'calico.cat.lady.1274'
is gonna love this
273
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,634
Uh... wait a minute
You can't sell my stuff
274
00:11:28,635 --> 00:11:30,357
But I'm all out
of my stuff, man
275
00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:32,080
Now, until you buy
me more stuff
276
00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:33,639
I've got to sell
your stuff
277
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,145
Are you insane, mom?
278
00:11:35,163 --> 00:11:37,108
Crap doesn't grow
on trees, you know.
279
00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:39,490
Am I insane?
280
00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:40,512
Look at this
281
00:11:40,513 --> 00:11:42,902
These are your grandfather's
reading glasses
282
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,803
And Bridget's hairbrush?
283
00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:48,287
People pay a lot of money for
hair that thick and shiny
284
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,519
People will buy
Bridget's hair?
285
00:11:50,525 --> 00:11:53,149
People will buy
'Jessica Simpson's hair'
286
00:11:56,494 --> 00:11:58,605
Well; If it isn't my
little worker bees
287
00:11:58,606 --> 00:12:00,335
Dinner's gonna
be a little late.
288
00:12:00,351 --> 00:12:03,002
Don't worry about me
I've got my own dinner.
289
00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:04,290
What's that?
290
00:12:04,298 --> 00:12:05,891
'Alamo Chicken nuggets'
291
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:09,569
Guaranteed 100%
pure chicken products
292
00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:10,978
No beaks
293
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:14,510
That should keep this
mouth fed for a week or two
294
00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:16,165
Oh; And I'm gonna
take my shower
295
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:16,892
Cate,
296
00:12:16,893 --> 00:12:18,408
I'll be sure to keep time
297
00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:20,187
so you can send
me my fair share
298
00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:21,774
of the water bill.
299
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,822
Dad; I wass just kidding
300
00:12:23,823 --> 00:12:26,212
I don't care if you take
a 30 minutes shower
301
00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:28,367
That wasn't a 30 minute
shower!
302
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:29,679
I fell!!
303
00:12:31,765 --> 00:12:34,556
Rory sold my chair.
304
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,415
[Sighs]
305
00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:47,892
Okay, what's wrong?
-Nothing
306
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,821
[Sighs]
307
00:12:52,994 --> 00:12:55,827
[Cate Sighs] All right, Kerry
I have to start dinner
308
00:12:55,828 --> 00:12:57,789
School or boys?
309
00:12:57,839 --> 00:12:59,292
I hate my job.
310
00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:02,120
But, honey, you were feeling so
good about your promotion.
311
00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:05,336
I know; Until I found out I've to
give everyone an evaluation
312
00:13:05,337 --> 00:13:07,312
I supervise a bunch
of slackers.
313
00:13:07,313 --> 00:13:09,402
If I'm honest I may
get someone fired
314
00:13:09,426 --> 00:13:12,700
Well; Maybe some of those
people deserve to be fired.
315
00:13:12,739 --> 00:13:15,356
There's this guy
who really sucks
316
00:13:15,406 --> 00:13:17,406
but I don't want to
hurt his feelings
317
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:19,164
Oh, honey; Let me help.
318
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,221
Look, it's really sweet
that you don't
319
00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:23,053
want to hurt
someone's feelings
320
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,913
But, even if one of your
little friends has to learn
321
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:27,277
a tough life lesson,
322
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,803
it doesn't mean that you
should shirk your respons-
323
00:13:29,804 --> 00:13:30,925
It's grandpa
324
00:13:32,285 --> 00:13:34,027
I gotta start dinner
325
00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:34,868
[Sighs]
326
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:37,149
♫
327
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,653
♫
328
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,386
Dad!
329
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,713
If you're coming to
collect the rent
330
00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:45,028
I don't get paid till
the end of the week.
331
00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:47,440
Now, you made your point, dad
332
00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,507
You can quit your job now
333
00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:50,921
Happy?
334
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:52,789
I love my job
335
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:54,218
You do?
336
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:55,022
Well; Yeah.
337
00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:57,650
I know what it started out
to be proving a point but
338
00:13:57,692 --> 00:13:59,490
I enjoy having
someplace to go
339
00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:01,569
and spending time
with Kerry
340
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,363
And tomorrow,
I'm on fries -Ah
341
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:08,601
That is really sweet that you
like spending time with Kerry
342
00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:09,898
Yeah, it is
343
00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:13,056
But you're kind of
a pain in her ass
344
00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:14,377
Did she say that?
345
00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:16,569
Yk; I never liked her, Cate.
She's the bad one
346
00:14:16,578 --> 00:14:18,312
Well, dad; Of course
she didn't say that
347
00:14:18,313 --> 00:14:19,887
That's why I did
348
00:14:19,937 --> 00:14:22,207
Look; this is Kerry's
first job
349
00:14:22,231 --> 00:14:25,474
And it's her territory
She's doing so well.
350
00:14:26,153 --> 00:14:28,754
You're kind of wrecking it.
-I'm wrecking it?
351
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,632
Hey; I'm not that bad
352
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:33,023
No; I'm not questioning
your ability to work
353
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:36,045
It's just that your attitude
with the customers is -Nah..nah
354
00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:37,271
All right; I hear you
355
00:14:37,321 --> 00:14:39,465
I mean, this is Kerry's thing
356
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,902
She needs it
357
00:14:41,022 --> 00:14:43,209
I don't want to be
the one to ruin it
358
00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:44,623
[Sighs]
359
00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:47,266
Well, I guess I could
turn in my name tag
360
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:49,302
But Zach threw it, in...
361
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,379
in somebody's Burguer,
yesterday
362
00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:54,224
[Chuckles] He's such a cutup
-Ok, dad
363
00:14:54,654 --> 00:14:57,998
♫
364
00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,450
All right, Miss Hennessy;
365
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,162
Let's try this one more time
366
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:08,666
Where were you at 3:57?!!
367
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,389
Watching the
Cameron Diaz movie
368
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,010
How'd she look?
-Good, I guess
369
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:14,944
Was she in a bikini or jumping
around in her underpants?
370
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:17,360
What does that have to do
with getting busted?
371
00:15:17,361 --> 00:15:19,454
I'll do the interrogating!!
372
00:15:20,263 --> 00:15:23,101
You say you were
in the movie al 3:57
373
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,539
That's funny,
374
00:15:24,561 --> 00:15:27,005
because the movie
ended at 3:43
375
00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:27,793
Admit it!
376
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,394
You left the movie,
walked down the hall
377
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,858
And you snuck into the
Keanu Reeves one!
378
00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:31,565
-Noo!!
379
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,359
Banned from the
mall, Bridget!!
380
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,078
Do you know what
that means?!!
381
00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:37,980
Nowhere to go
after school!
382
00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:39,432
You'll have to study
383
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,212
and do organized activities
384
00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:44,170
like Band and Glee Club
-Stop it!! -Glee Club!!
385
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,594
Say the words;
386
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,557
"I couldn't stand the
thought of missing Keanu
387
00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:50,678
in that tight biker outfit"
-Nooo!!
388
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:51,924
For the last time, no; Okay?
389
00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,438
And Keanu was only
in it for five minutes
390
00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:55,407
and he had this haircut that
made him look like a monkey
391
00:15:55,418 --> 00:15:58,084
[Gasps] Oh, Noo!!!
Agh!!
392
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,748
And she sang
like a parakeet.
393
00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:04,748
Look, please; You can't
ban me from the mall
394
00:16:04,749 --> 00:16:06,007
I'll do anything
395
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,887
Anything?
-Anything
396
00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:10,945
Hmm; Rap for me.
397
00:16:13,155 --> 00:16:14,608
I'm sorry. What?
398
00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:16,423
Yk; Bust a rhyme
399
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:20,547
And maybe make it
about how cool I am
400
00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:23,768
No, no. I'm sorry.
I don't think so.
401
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,234
-Great; -[Bridget] No.
-Have fun cruising the mall... Online!
402
00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:29,976
Fine!! Fine! I'll do it
403
00:16:29,977 --> 00:16:30,677
I'll... Fine
404
00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:32,812
Fine. That's smart.
405
00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:34,493
I'll lay down the
beat for you
406
00:16:35,318 --> 00:16:36,998
♪ Doo-doo-whoosh; ♪ Doo-doo-whoosh
407
00:16:37,022 --> 00:16:39,628
[Rapping]
♪ Your name is C.J.; ♪You are so cool
408
00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:43,252
♪ Just got into community
College School -Yeah
409
00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:46,265
C.J.; -Hey -Some kids are
playing on the scalator
410
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,266
-I got it; Okay
411
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,104
What's she doing here?
412
00:16:49,115 --> 00:16:50,795
Oh; There was
an interrogation.
413
00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:51,864
I thought I told you
414
00:16:51,865 --> 00:16:54,143
to charge her the
admission and let her go.
415
00:16:54,161 --> 00:16:55,723
Yeah, We, um...
416
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,629
Oh, no, C.J...
417
00:16:57,679 --> 00:17:00,401
You're not still making
them bust rhymes, are you?
418
00:17:08,257 --> 00:17:11,161
Wait; So, you're not
banning me from the mall?
419
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:14,209
What are you talking
about? We can't do that
420
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:17,264
Did you even
read the oath?
421
00:17:21,596 --> 00:17:24,165
All right; From the top...
422
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:27,548
♫
423
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,854
Dude; I asked for this
with no onions, dude.
424
00:17:30,855 --> 00:17:33,161
Oh, yes sir.
Right away, sir
425
00:17:33,227 --> 00:17:34,406
Oh!
426
00:17:34,564 --> 00:17:36,188
Here you are, sir.
427
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,955
Thanks
-Come again, sir.
428
00:17:38,989 --> 00:17:40,071
Grandpa;
429
00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:41,981
You handled
that, perfectly.
430
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,884
Oh, it's easy, Kerry
431
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:47,307
Yk; When I say "Sir",
I'm thinking "Jackass"
432
00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:51,733
Wow; You're like, the
perfect employee
433
00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:53,228
Thank you, grandpa.
434
00:17:53,229 --> 00:17:54,909
Grandpa? You
didn't call me Jim
435
00:17:54,912 --> 00:17:57,050
Isn't that against
Company policy?
436
00:17:57,129 --> 00:17:59,159
Oh! Are those
the evaluations?
437
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,740
Yeah, Kerry. You
have those evaluations?
438
00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:03,548
Um, Derek; You should known
that Jim has shown
439
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,322
remarkable improvement
since I wrote this.
440
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:06,610
Oh! What a proud day!
441
00:18:06,611 --> 00:18:09,441
I'm wearing a cooskin cap
and I've shown improvement.
442
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,259
Okay; Give them to me.
443
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:14,811
Kerry...
444
00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:17,422
You gave Jim the lowest score
in David Crockett history!
445
00:18:17,423 --> 00:18:18,914
In history?
-Yeah
446
00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:22,098
It's even worse than the guy
who whizzed in the friolator.
447
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,216
Kerry...
448
00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:31,522
You need to lighten up.
This is just a 'Food Court'
449
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,763
[Sarcastically]
Thanks a lot, Kerry.
450
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:36,167
You almost got me fired.
451
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:37,768
Well, I had to do my job
452
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,356
Beside, mom said, you
don't need to work.
453
00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:41,372
Well, maybe I do
454
00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:44,734
Maybe I'm saveng up for
something very special.
455
00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:47,904
What? New knees?
-No. I don't make knee money
456
00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:52,540
No, I'm... I'm saving up for my
granddaughter's trip to Europe.
457
00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:57,386
That's so sweet
458
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,537
Ohhh...
459
00:18:58,584 --> 00:19:00,928
I love you, care bear
460
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,771
I love you, too
461
00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:05,958
Now, get back on your register!!
462
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:07,456
Ohh! For the love of-
463
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:11,487
Bridget; Did I ever tell you,
you're my favorite?
464
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:14,805
Uh, grandpa; Refills
35 cents, right?
465
00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:16,410
Honesty; Good for you.
466
00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:18,945
Most people just
take them and go.
467
00:19:18,946 --> 00:19:22,371
Yeah, I, well, I got caught
by the short arm of the law
468
00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:25,023
Good to see
the lesson took
469
00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:26,696
No one's above the law
470
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:29,394
[Alarm squeals]
471
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,166
C.J.!!!
472
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,695
I'm on my break!
473
00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:35,214
♫
474
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,451
Uh, Rory; Could you set
the table for dinner?
475
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:39,150
Excuse me. I'm
trying to work here
476
00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:41,616
I'm auctioning off dad's
'Kirk Gibson' rookie card
477
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:43,941
Do you know there are fanatics
willing to pay big bucks for this?
478
00:19:43,942 --> 00:19:46,664
Yk; Mr. I think you're
taking this a little to far
479
00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:49,276
Why? I figure, if the saps
are willing to pay it.
480
00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:52,940
Look, Rory; This is not just
a stupid piece of cardboard
481
00:19:52,948 --> 00:19:54,612
Your father gave you this
482
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,435
and it meant a lot to him
and one day you may want
483
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:58,751
to pass this to your children
484
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:00,195
Yeahh
485
00:20:01,047 --> 00:20:02,691
I guess you're right
486
00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:05,050
I'm gonna take it off the market
-Yeah; I think that's a good id-
487
00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:06,648
Oh! Hang on a second...
488
00:20:07,352 --> 00:20:09,019
What's that number there?
489
00:20:09,022 --> 00:20:11,224
That's the amount
of the latest bid
490
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,993
Well; It just went up
491
00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:14,383
Again!
492
00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:16,157
There's only a minute left.
493
00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:17,838
Better take it off the market
494
00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:20,649
Yeah; Touch that button,
I'll break your arm!
495
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,431
But, mom; I think dad
would want me to keep it
496
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:24,830
Yeah. He also wants
you to go to College
497
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,163
Oh! Going once!
498
00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:28,288
Going twice!
499
00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:29,666
Sold!! [Laughs]
500
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:30,657
This is so great.
501
00:20:30,658 --> 00:20:32,476
Go set the table.
We're gonna celebrate.
502
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:34,620
Oh! And let's use the
good silverware.
503
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:39,001
Yeah... About that ...
504
00:20:39,056 --> 00:20:40,925
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