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- Hi, honey.
- Can't talk. On a roll.
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- Well, you could at least say hello.
- Hello. Can't talk. On a roll.
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No, it's just that when
somebody interrupts your concentration,
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you know, like now, you may never
get it back. You know, like now.
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But... But family comes first.
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Hey. Did you have a good time
visiting Mom at the hospital?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Thank you, Cate.
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I almost missed out on that.
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Yeah, she came to meet me for lunch
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and I made the mistake
of taking her on a tour.
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I saw kids who were
hospitalized for malnutrition
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after we gorged ourselves
in the cafeteria.
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I had a salad.
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With dressing on the side. Honest.
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- The world sucks.
- Here, oh dark one.
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The hospital is doing something
to fight child hunger:
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The Great American Bake Sale.
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Great idea. Then later, we can create
world peace with a kissing booth.
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And your sarcasm feeds people how?
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"Share Our Strength
is a leading relief organization
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committed to ending hunger and poverty."
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- With a bake sale?
- Lots of bake sales.
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All over the country. And all
the money goes to feed needy kids.
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Oh. That's cool.
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Anybody smell smoke?
'Cause Daddy's on fire.
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Hey, everybody.
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- Kyle? Bridget? You're together?
- No. It's just temporary.
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We're together for the sake of our baby.
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Whoa.
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Fire's out. Somebody explain.
Fast. Now. What, what, what, what?
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We got paired to do
this assignment in health class.
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We have to take care
of this stupid flour sack baby.
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Say hello to the newest member
of the Hennessy family...
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- Baby H.
- What?
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Oh, yeah! It's to teach girls
what it's like to be a teen mom,
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- and boys what it's like to be a dad.
- Exactly. See ya.
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Let me see it.
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Pale, doughy, built low to the ground.
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At least he's Irish.
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How long you have
to take care of the tyke?
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Forever. A week.
It's not a tyke. It's an ingredient.
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Oh, look, he's enriched.
My side of the family, Cate.
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Bridgie, this is gonna be good for you.
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To see how hard it is to take care
of the baby your father and I pray
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- you won't have for years.
- No. This is worse than a baby.
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We have to feed it, change its diapers,
basically do everything for it.
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Whereas, a real baby, you can
pretty much leave in a pasture.
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You were such helpless little bundles
of love when you were babies.
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- You couldn't walk, talk...
- Spare the trip down memory lane.
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Couldn't talk back.
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This is ridiculous. How am I
supposed to raise a bag of flour?
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Add yeast.
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- Bridget! Don't manhandle the baby!
- Yeah, and I am not cleaning that up.
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Wait. You have to sign this slip
that says you'll supervise me
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and make sure I do everything.
Blah, blah, blah, blah,
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because Mrs. Rule wants you
to spy on me. She's a total perv,
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and she wears old lady glasses
and those shoes like Mom's.
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The good thing is it's an easy A
and helps me qualify for my trip
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- to Washington when I'm a senior.
- That trip is cool.
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Yeah, I know. Rachel Dunleavy
even got mono on it last year.
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What's wrong with my shoes?
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Two AM feedings? Four AM...
We have to supervise all this?
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You know, I work long hours.
They're comfortable.
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It's the honor system. Check
the boxes and say I did everything.
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I get an A and you sleep. Win-win.
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Absolutely not, Bridget.
This exercise will hopefully...
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- Teach me responsibility?
- Scare the hell out of you!
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And we are not gonna
let you flake on this. Right, Paul?
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Two AM feedings?
I need my eight hours, Cate.
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You know, honey,
you don't have to do it,
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because I'm sure that Kyle would
be happy to come over here at 2:00
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in the morning,
go in Bridget's room and wake her up.
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- It'd be like old times.
- I'm in.
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OK, I officially hate parenting.
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- Mommy have a couple of rough days?
- Don't even joke.
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I'm exhausted,
I'm weak and I have a pre-zit.
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Pre-zit? You look like a Dalmatian.
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Hey, there's my little guy.
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Are you a good baby brother?
Yes, you are!
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I got your nose!
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It doesn't have a nose!
And stop fawning over it like it's real.
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It's just nice not to be
the youngest for a change.
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Welcome to middle-childhood.
It's a picnic.
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You're right. I'm feeling neurotic
and ignored already.
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I think I need to go cry
for no apparent reason.
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- Shut up.
- [Paul] OK, everybody,
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I really have to finish my column.
Nobody distract... Is that pound cake?
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It's not for you.
It's for the Great American Bake Sale.
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- Kerry got her whole school to sign up.
- They're really into it.
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They haven't been this excited
since Name the Drug Dog.
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- Dad, you should get involved.
- I am. I was gonna eat the pound cake.
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[grunts]
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Come on, little guy. Let's get
out of here. Baking's for girls.
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That's the dumbest thing
I've heard you say.
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Some of the world's
greatest chefs are men.
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So's half the Ice Capades.
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- Grab an apron!
- Oh, man.
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Hey, is that Banky?
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That's the little blanket you all used
when you were babies. Oh, I love...
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It still has baby smell on it,
I love the baby smell.
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- You also love the smell of fertilizer.
- That was one of my best columns.
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- OK, I'm going back to bed.
- Bridget, you forgot your child.
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God, I hate this!
I have no life. I'm in hell!
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Boy, that takes me back.
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- You don't mean that.
- Yes, I do.
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I hate men for doing this.
I'm never going near another man again!
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Alrighty, then.
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- [alarm clock beeping]
- [groaning]
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Honey. Honey.
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Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
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Yeah, it would be, but it's 2:00.
It's time for Bridget to feed her baby.
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[groans]
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Remember when you used to do that?
You were so good.
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So much better than I was.
I was terrible.
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Well, nice try. I did my time. Go.
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OK, but when I get back,
no pleasant surprises for you...
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...unless you really want to.
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Bridget, no, honey.
You have to test it on your wrist first.
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Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
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Maybe you should shake it a little.
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I can't. I'm sleepy.
And, oh, yeah, I don't care.
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Honey, it's on your checklist, along
with burping and rocking it to sleep.
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Look, you got another tear.
And the seal is completely undone.
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You gotta take
better care of this little fellow.
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Dad, let's look at the big picture here.
It's health class.
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OK, come on. Help me tape him up.
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[oven timer chimes]
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- Care Bear, you're baking now?
- Yeah. Bake sale's this weekend.
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You see that? That is commitment.
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It's the middle of the night
and Kerry is wide awake.
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Daddy, are you saying Kerry's on drugs?
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Bridget, stop it!
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Come on. Find some tape.
All right, your baby had a stinky.
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[Bridget] Vile. Can't we just put it
on the black market and I'll take a D?
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Did you look for it?
It's the drawer with the tape measure.
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What drawer is that?
Your mother changes 'em once a week.
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It's like the launch codes. God!
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- Oh, man.
- What? I didn't do anything.
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No, no, I'm just thinking
how much this reminds me
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of when I would stay up
late nights with you guys.
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[both] Aww.
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- Changing your diapers.
- [both] Eww.
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- Bathing you in the sink.
- Stop.
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This flour reminds me
of powdering your little bottoms.
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- Gross!
- Stop it!
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Bridget, you forgot...
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Is this baby losing weight?
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OK, don't panic,
but I think I lost my baby.
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- What?!
- I knew you'd be all "what?"
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- How?
- I knew you'd be all "how?"
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Bridget, tell me you
didn't leave him in the car again?
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I was upstairs giving him
a time-out in his room.
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- Oh, was he being a bad sack of flour?
- You have no idea.
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- I went back upstairs and he was gone.
- He must be around here somewhere.
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You don't just lose a baby,
do you, Paul?
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- Once. I lost Kerry once.
- What?!
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No... It was in the department store.
I was trying on hats,
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and you sorta crawled off. We found
you later in the housewares department.
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You'd curled up inside a salad bowl.
It was the cutest thing.
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- You had to be there.
- Apparently, I was.
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Oh, my God! Thank goodness,
you're safe! Kidnapper.
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I was just giving him a face.
I got tired of guessing his mood.
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- Give it.
- Don't hurt the boy!
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Never hurt the boy.
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- You lost me?
- Oh, honey, we didn't lose you.
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- He lost you.
- [oven timer chimes]
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- My cookies are ready.
- Wait, Rory, you're baking cookies?
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Big cookies.
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Man cookies.
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Cookies with nuts.
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[Cate yawning]
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- Paul? Do you know what time it is?
- Two AM.
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- Bridget finished feeding the baby.
- Yeah, I can see that.
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Beach. Wake up, honey.
Come on. It's late.
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Oh, OK.
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- Wait, the baby!
- I got it.
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Paul, you're not supposed
to do her work for her.
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Well, no, it's just that she's so tired,
and she's got that pre-zit.
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Look at us, Cate, up late with the baby
again. How many times did we do this?
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- Oh... A million.
- Yeah.
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Two. Sure seemed like it.
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Yeah.
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Boy, they were so beautiful then.
And bald.
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And we got to pick their friends.
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And they'd look up at us with pure love.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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What do you say we try for another one?
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Hmm?
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We'll talk.
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OK. Who do you think is cuter:
Hunter or Brad?
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OK, what about Charlie or Connor?
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OK, now here's the really big one:
Brad or Charlie?
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Me too. I just love Ashley.
We can talk about anything.
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Bridget's getting good with the baby.
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I remember when you could do
all that stuff holding her and Kerry.
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Yeah, while you watched football
and drank beer.
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At least I never dropped the beer.
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- What?!
- You know, I'll tell you something.
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This project takes me back
to when they were little,
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crawling, laughing, you know,
making those little cooing sounds.
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Yeah, and the crib
was made of chocolate.
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Yeah!
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Can I borrow the car?
I wanna go see Dana's band.
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What about little Jimmy Breslin there?
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Like you're not
all naming it too, right?
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Fine. I'll drop it off
at its grandparents'.
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- No!
- No.
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Bridget, the baby never goes away.
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Unless you lose it
in the men's department.
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- An hour later we found you.
- An hour?!
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Look, the point is,
it's not always fun.
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- Well, what if I got a babysitter?
- No.
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Paul, wait.
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You know, if you can find a babysitter
for Saturday night,
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that you trust to do everything
that you would do,
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then that's being a responsible parent,
and you can go out.
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Just find a babysitter? That's it?
[scoffs] No problem.
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[groans] That is the fourth person
who said no.
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You find out who your friends are when
you ask to watch your sack of flour.
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- Kerry?
- No way. I'm too busy.
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But I'm an unwed mother.
It takes a village.
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Yeah, well, this villager's
busy baking all night.
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OK, fine. I'll find somebody else. God.
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Kerry, feel.
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Is Benicio Del Toro getting lighter?
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No, you're probably getting stronger.
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- Really? 'Cause I don't feel stronger.
- I love your hair.
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It turned out great, didn't it?
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OK, Care Bear, we're off to the movies.
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Wow. Look at this.
You might change the world after all.
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- Stop it.
- Oh, I couldn't be prouder.
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- I'm just blown away.
- Yeah, we don't need to get popcorn.
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Hey!
234
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But what's a movie without popcorn?
235
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- [doorbell rings]
- That's Kyle. I gotta go.
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- Kyle? I thought you weren't going out.
- We're not. He just drives.
237
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,318
Then we go separate ways,
hook up and he drives me home.
238
00:12:57,389 --> 00:12:59,462
Isn't that what you did
when you were dating?
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No. When we were dating, he drove me
places, then we went our separate ways,
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we hooked up at the end and then
he drove me home. It's different.
241
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,174
Yeah, God, Mom!
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- What are you gonna do with Jimmy?
- Don't worry. I got a sitter.
243
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What loser has nothing better
to do on a Saturday?
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Thanks for the dough, Bridget.
245
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:20,390
Don't worry about a thing.
The baby's in good hands.
246
00:13:20,464 --> 00:13:22,537
Isn't that right, Frodo?
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- Oh, look, it's Mr. Absentee Father.
- Oh, stop calling me that.
248
00:13:26,866 --> 00:13:29,070
You're the reason
we're stuck with this baby.
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- It was an easy A.
- Yeah, easy for you.
250
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"Come on, Bridget, let's take
that class. Everybody's doing it."
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- You wanted it just as bad as I did!
- So now it's always the girl's fault.
252
00:13:39,859 --> 00:13:42,031
- I didn't say that.
- No guys will look at me
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because I'm carrying your sack of flour.
254
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- The best assignment ever.
- Yeah!
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[clicking teeth]
256
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- What?
- Nothing.
257
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[sighs deeply]
258
00:14:08,119 --> 00:14:11,917
It's just that you're supposed to sift
the flour so it doesn't get too packed
259
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and you don't wind up with dry cookies,
like your last batch.
260
00:14:17,113 --> 00:14:19,120
Some people like them crunchy.
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Oh, my God!
262
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- You got shell in it!
- So? I'll get it out. God!
263
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Not with your fingers!
I can't believe you!
264
00:14:35,996 --> 00:14:38,811
Just... get out of my kitchen!
265
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,235
- How was the concert?
- Pretty good.
266
00:14:42,301 --> 00:14:45,913
Yeah. Dana's band wrote this new song,
Light My Fire.
267
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- Nice try, Dana.
- Yeah.
268
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- Hey, Bridget.
- Hi.
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So how did Uncle Rory do babysitting?
270
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Uncle Rory.
That's funny, Grandma H.
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What did you call me?
272
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So, Rory, where's the baby?
273
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First of all,
the important thing is I'm OK.
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And we're relieved... for now. Go on.
275
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:17,857
Well, I was jonesing for a slushie,
so we skate down to the market.
276
00:15:17,922 --> 00:15:19,777
You know, where the owner hates Dad?
277
00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:22,941
He calls me Mr. Need A Penny.
278
00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:25,280
All of a sudden,
these giant biker guys walk in.
279
00:15:25,378 --> 00:15:28,030
They're all, "Look at the kid
with the bag of flour."
280
00:15:28,131 --> 00:15:32,125
I'm all, "Look at the stupid biker guys
with no necks and German army helmets."
281
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:37,433
Turns out the bikers can dish it out,
but they can't take it.
282
00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:40,738
So they started chasing me,
and I dropped Frodo.
283
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:43,969
- Rory!
- The important thing is I'm OK.
284
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:48,157
Now I'm gonna flunk and it's
all his fault. I'm gonna kill him!
285
00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:52,124
Cate, it is 11:35.
It's still Saturday. Pay up.
286
00:15:52,199 --> 00:15:55,047
Twenty-five minutes,
that dollar would have been mine.
287
00:15:55,111 --> 00:15:56,039
Come on!
288
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,723
You both bet I couldn't do it?
289
00:16:00,552 --> 00:16:03,781
Bridget, it's not
like it sounds. It's, uh...
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00:16:06,985 --> 00:16:08,262
[knock on door]
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Bridget, we're really sorry.
292
00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:15,330
Yeah, that was
completely insensitive of us.
293
00:16:15,402 --> 00:16:17,060
What? You were right.
294
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I can't even keep a sack of flour alive.
I'm a terrible fake mother.
295
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:24,899
No, you're not. You're a kid in
high school just doing her homework.
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00:16:24,971 --> 00:16:28,005
Bottom line,
it was just a sack of flour.
297
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And you're gonna be a great mom.
298
00:16:30,476 --> 00:16:33,411
Yeah, when the time comes,
years from now, decades even.
299
00:16:33,965 --> 00:16:35,339
No, I won't.
300
00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:38,635
You took this more seriously
than either of us thought you would.
301
00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:42,663
Yeah, honey, you actually did so well,
I could see you with a real baby.
302
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,190
Whoa, Cate, pump the brakes, all right?
303
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,197
But your mom...
Your mom is right. You did a great job.
304
00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:50,060
I'm gonna check off all the boxes.
305
00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:51,982
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
306
00:16:52,047 --> 00:16:54,251
- So I'll get my A?
- Uh-huh.
307
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:57,353
- I'll qualify for the Washington trip?
- I guess so.
308
00:16:57,424 --> 00:16:59,083
Alrighty, then.
309
00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:02,795
She's not the deepest well, is she?
310
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:05,833
For a nanosecond I thought
she was into having the baby.
311
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:07,760
I think that was you.
312
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:13,390
Cate, it was so easy to know
what they needed back then.
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00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:15,150
You and I were their whole world.
314
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:18,600
Well, you mostly,
'cause you had a leg up on the bonding
315
00:17:18,675 --> 00:17:20,268
because of your equipment.
316
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:23,187
Getting up to nurse
crying babies all night.
317
00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:25,870
Yeah, I got the better end of that deal.
318
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:31,026
I remember I used to come into their
rooms and just stare at them for hours.
319
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:33,712
That was before they
were old enough to say, well,
320
00:17:33,781 --> 00:17:35,243
"Get out of my room."
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00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:39,725
Honey, it's natural
to have those feelings.
322
00:17:39,798 --> 00:17:41,686
I have them sometimes, too.
323
00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:45,580
But then I tell myself not to
spend too much time thinking
324
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:50,195
about how wonderful they were that
I miss how wonderful they are now.
325
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:53,876
- So that's a no on the baby thing?
- Oh, yeah.
326
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,904
Besides, how could we possibly
top the ones we've got?
327
00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:02,515
- They are pretty terrific.
- [Bridget] Rory, I'm gonna kill you!
328
00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:06,361
- [Rory] Ow, ow! I can explain.
- A dollar says she takes him.
329
00:18:06,426 --> 00:18:08,881
Why don't I just give you the money?
330
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,475
What was Benicio doing in the trash?
331
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:14,777
OK. I didn't lose the baby
quite the way I told Mom and Dad.
332
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,305
Murderer!
333
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,987
I started out doing everything
just like you said.
334
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:23,290
Just hear me out.
Everything started out fine.
335
00:18:23,356 --> 00:18:26,357
I was sitting there,
pretending to give him his bottle.
336
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:30,620
Well, I had milk in one hand
and flour in the other,
337
00:18:30,686 --> 00:18:33,271
and the thought came to me: Eggs.
338
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:37,204
And maybe just a dash of vanilla.
339
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:41,273
I was only gonna take one scoop.
But then I took another and another...
340
00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:45,206
No, wait. You were taking scoops
of flour? I was taking scoops of flour.
341
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,624
- I knew he was losing weight!
- Before you hurt us, think of this:
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00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:55,066
Frodo gave of himself
so that others might live.
343
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,399
Circle of life.
344
00:19:08,676 --> 00:19:10,498
So you really think it was a success?
345
00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:14,142
Only if you consider raising a lot of
money and having a great time doing it
346
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:17,442
- a success.
- What a turnout you got from school.
347
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:21,153
I'm just incredibly proud of you.
Rory, your sister was amazing.
348
00:19:21,254 --> 00:19:23,905
- You should have seen her.
- Oh, really?
349
00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:29,059
You should have seen
the dinner I made... an hour ago.
350
00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:32,257
When you said you'd be home.
351
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,848
Well, we're here now.
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00:19:34,919 --> 00:19:38,716
Rory Hennessy
does not serve cold lasagna.
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