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Son...
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...it's time we had the talk.
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[laughing]
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- Girls!
- Oh, God.
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Now, Rory, you've had a lot of time
on your hands,
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and it's resulted in something...
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...well, somewhat unhealthy.
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- That is sick.
- Twisted.
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Girls!
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Son, it's become a problem.
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Lately you've developed
a relentless obsession with...
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- Dad!
...getting a monkey.
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- I don't want a monkey.
- What monkey would even have him?
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Shut up!
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- [imitating monkey]
- Get out!
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Son, anyway, I think what you need
is a new hobby.
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- You know, to get your mind off it.
- Baseball cards?
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What do I want with baseball cards?
Baseball's a dead sport.
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I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
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These are very valuable cards.
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You could trade them for
a Kirk Gibson rookie card or something.
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No!
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Hi, honey.
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Ooh. Did I interrupt the monkey talk?
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- How does Mom know?
- Honey, I clean your room.
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I found your National Geographics.
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- How was your day?
- Great.
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Starting tomorrow I'll be working
twice as many hours.
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- Why?
- The nurse supervisor quit.
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They asked me to fill in
till they find a replacement.
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Mom, you're gonna be working more?
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- I'm gonna miss you.
- Oh, Rory.
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Maybe if I had a friend
it wouldn't be so bad.
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A little furry companion.
Perhaps a...
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[both] No monkey!
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OK, I have to leave.
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- I am so nervous.
- Why? You're a great nurse.
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I know.
Now I have to boss people around.
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You're great at that, too.
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- Like they say, do as you know.
- Yeah, right.
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Now, go. Don't worry about us.
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I'm gonna make a nice dinner
and enjoy the company of my children.
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- Where's your brother?
- Don't know.
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- Don't care.
- Maybe lost.
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Maybe a bear got him.
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I've been out all day, Dad, and I can't
get rid of these stupid cards.
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Rory!
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The only guys interested in them
are guys with baseball cards.
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If I trade them I'll just have more.
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Well, I'm off. See you after work.
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But you're working tonight?
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- Again?
- Bridget, we talked about this.
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Don't you ever listen?
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You said you were gonna help me
with my project for history!
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- My family tree. It's due Friday.
- I promised you last week.
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Why did you wait till the last minute?
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I didn't know there was
an expiration date on your love, Mom.
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Look, Bridget, I will help you
with your project sometime this week.
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I promise.
And I'll make it up to you.
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We'll have a girls' day on Saturday.
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I'll love you then, OK?
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Bridget! Nice send-off.
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Mom, don't let Bridget's pouting
upset you.
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I'm totally proud of you.
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I want to be a career woman,
just like you.
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Oh, thanks, Kerry.
I appreciate you saying that.
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Except, not a nurse.
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There's no way I'm cleaning bedpans.
Nursing's disgusting.
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And on that note...
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I need a blood draw in 137.
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- And move Baker down to radiology.
- Cate, we're out of rooms.
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- Every woman in Detroit's giving birth.
- I know.
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It's like a mass turtle hatching.
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Was there a blackout nine months ago?
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Oh, and there's two women dilating
in the hallway.
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Eww.
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- Um, move in beds and double them up.
- All right, but they'll yell.
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Remind them who controls the drugs.
That will quiet them down.
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[phone rings]
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Labor and delivery.
Oh, hi, Paul.
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- I called to see how you're doing.
- Great.
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Crazy busy, but I'm handling
everything. How are you?
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Crazy busy here, too.
I unloaded the dishwasher and now...
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- Mom, when are you coming home?
- Somebody wants to say hi.
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I need you. I'm freaking out
about my family tree project.
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All Dad's relatives
are total Sci Fi Channel.
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If your relatives aren't hot,
I'm behind on finding my parents.
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Honey, you're just six centimeters.
Take another lap.
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Hello, Mom! Are you there?
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Look, Bridget, I want to help you,
but I'm up to my ears in pregnant women.
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I'll get to it by the end of the week.
I promise.
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Walk!
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- Mom! God, I can't...
- Mom, forget Bridget.
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- She's such a crybaby.
- Bridget's crying?
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Her eyes are bloodshot, she's sniffling,
but that could be anything.
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Love you. Bye.
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Paul, is everything OK?
Tell me the truth.
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Well, it would be nice if,
once in a while, you initiated the...
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Paul!
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You mean is everything OK here?
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Yeah, it's great.
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Oh, Rory just got home.
Hey, Ror.
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No. Rory's been out trading
baseball cards. How did it go, Ror?
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Great. I traded for Kirk Gibson.
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My man!
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Get back here, Kirk Gibson!
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- Mom, hi.
- Hey, honey, how was your day?
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Oh, intense.
The whole week's been intense.
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But it's been great.
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And the rumor mill is that...
I don't want to jinx it...
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OK. You're gonna get it, aren't you?
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You're jinxing it, you're jinxing it!
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[Bridget] I'll get it!
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Wow. It's just a matter of time
before she answers the iron.
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They ran away again.
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That was your mother
knocking on the banister.
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Mother? Who is this mother you speak of?
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Very funny.
Bridget, go up and get that homework.
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Let's get started on that family tree.
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Nothing like waiting
till the last minute.
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- Wait, honey.
- Mom, don't indulge Bridget.
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You'll just spoil her.
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- Listen to me. I made a funny.
- Kerry!
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Don't let anyone interfere
with your promotion.
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[Bridget] Is someone gonna get that?
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Wow.
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So, what do you think?
Doesn't this place look great?
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- It's nice.
- "'S'nice?"
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"'S'nice?"
Look at this table.
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You could deliver
one of your babies on it.
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Or make one, if you wanted to.
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No, you're probably tired.
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Hey, I'm tired, too.
I'm being silly, right?
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Honey?
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Honey? No, you sleep.
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You sleep.
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Anyway, it was just a suggestion.
We can do it tomorrow.
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- Mom, I'm ready.
- Shh. She's sleeping.
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- Mom!
- No, Bridget!
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Go upstairs.
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You want Rory to have a monkey.
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You, yourself, love monkeys.
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You want Rory to have a monkey.
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You, yourself, love monkeys.
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Bridget, I know she promised,
but your mother is very tired.
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- I don't care. I'm mad at her.
- We need to make things easier on her.
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- I'll help you with your family tree.
- You will?
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Thank you, Daddy. At least one of you is
taking this parenting thing seriously.
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You don't know where Mom's pictures are.
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- They're up in the attic.
- I'm not going up there.
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It's dirty and there's mouse poop.
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I'll get it for you.
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And could you maybe... Never mind.
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- No, what?
- Well...
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Could you maybe write a few things down
on my poster board?
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In print. Your handwriting
looks nothing like mine.
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Bridget, I am not
doing your homework for you!
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- I miss Mom!
- OK, OK, I'll help.
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- OK.
- OK.
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You know, Mom always made me cocoa
when she was helping with my homework.
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I can do that.
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With little marshmallows.
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You got it.
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And maybe a treat.
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- Surprise me.
- Sure.
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Daddy, can I have a car?
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Too far.
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Oh, you're up.
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Hey, there.
I was dreaming we had a monkey.
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- What is it?
- I just wanted to tell you
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that one of your daughters
is proud of you.
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Oh, honey, thanks for saying that.
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And for, you know, waking me up.
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Oh, she woke up?
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Hey.
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Pretty clean table.
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But the ship has sailed, right?
No, no, no.
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So, tell me the big news.
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- No.
- Come on, I won't jinx it.
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Oh, OK.
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The word is, it's between me
and another person for this job.
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- That's great.
- Yeah.
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I think I have the inside track because
I'm more popular with the nurses.
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And that's a big factor.
I wouldn't say that to Kerry,
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'cause we've been
downplaying popularity.
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Yeah, God help us
when she finds out the truth.
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- Yeah.
- [buzzer]
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Oh, that's the laundry.
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Do you want to go down there,
for old time's sake, and...
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No, no, I'll get it.
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You do it so much better than...
No, you rest. I'll get the laundry.
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Oh, no, Bridget's project.
I better go...
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I actually... I wouldn't.
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Bridget's rather upset with you
right now, if you catch my drift.
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You know teenagers.
Their hormones, their music...
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Don't worry.
I took care of her homework.
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She's upset? I mean, how upset?
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I've been promising her
and I've let her down.
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You go to bed. I can handle this.
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Her family tree project's
almost finished.
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It turns out the kids
didn't need you, after all.
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[Rory] Ow! Kirk!
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Stop flinging stuff!
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Morning, Rory.
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You are going through bananas!
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Growing boy.
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[sniffing]
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Uh, Rory, we had
the deodorant talk, right?
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Uh-huh.
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OK. Where are the girls?
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- Out with Dad.
- What do you mean?
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We were supposed to have a girls' day.
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Well, you can have a boy's day
and go shopping.
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Do you know where they sell tiny hats
and little bicycles?
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- Hey, honey.
- Paul, why didn't you wake me?
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We were supposed to have a girls' day.
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We tried to wake you, but we couldn't.
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You kept swiping at us
like a big old bear.
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So, we did it with Dad.
You look rested.
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Is that supposed to be sarcastic?
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I'm sorry. Bridget doesn't understand
you've got more important things to do.
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If anyone should understand
sleeping in till noon, it's her.
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Noon?
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I can't believe I missed girls' day.
I can't believe you didn't wake me.
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Excuse me?
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You wanted girls' day for yourself
and you're not even a girl!
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What are you talking?
You were asleep!
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[door shuts]
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Mommy, come play with us.
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- What's wrong?
- Oh, nothing.
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- Just thinking.
- About?
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- Well, maybe...
- What?
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- Maybe I should quit.
- What?
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- I mean, for good.
- Where did that come from?
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Oh, I don't know.
You know, all these extra hours,
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and this nurse supervisor audition,
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it's just taking a toll on the family.
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- Look at Bridget.
- Bridget's fine.
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She likes me now.
No, that didn't come out right.
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- Know what Kerry said about Bridget?
- Will you not listen to Kerry?
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She likes to stir the pot.
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She's like a little witch
with good grades.
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00:12:34,146 --> 00:12:36,218
Maybe this whole experience
is to show me
244
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,296
I'm supposed to be a stay-at-home mom.
245
00:12:38,369 --> 00:12:40,638
- This is what you've always wanted.
- I know.
246
00:12:40,705 --> 00:12:42,396
Just be careful what you pray for.
247
00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:45,845
Honey, you know what?
I want you to go back to sleep.
248
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,895
You're exhausted.
Not another word.
249
00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:49,823
Go to bed.
250
00:12:50,976 --> 00:12:54,685
- You could go back to sports writing.
- If you really want to talk about it...
251
00:12:54,752 --> 00:12:57,883
No, no. I can't believe
that would be OK with you.
252
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,893
Would it?
I mean, no!
253
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:04,692
Well, the nights
and the weekends and travel...
254
00:13:04,766 --> 00:13:08,182
No, it's just...
Maybe that's what you're supposed to do.
255
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:12,378
And maybe staying at home full-time with
the kids is what I'm supposed to do.
256
00:13:19,996 --> 00:13:21,425
- Honey?
- Yeah.
257
00:13:22,812 --> 00:13:25,430
That is the biggest load of crap
I ever heard.
258
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,563
I know you.
You were born to be a nurse.
259
00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:31,602
When you weren't doing it,
it was all you could talk about.
260
00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:32,984
No, I used to be Mom.
261
00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:35,953
And now the kids think
Mom is a person who's never there.
262
00:13:36,027 --> 00:13:38,197
- Bridget will come around.
- I don't know.
263
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:39,576
I... oh, boy.
264
00:13:40,346 --> 00:13:41,774
- This is hard.
- I know.
265
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,923
I know it's hard,
so I'm gonna make it easy.
266
00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:46,360
You're a great mother.
You're a great nurse.
267
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,741
And when we had babies you were
a great mother who was nursing!
268
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,464
Wait, I had a point here.
What was it?
269
00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:57,325
Oh, yeah. Bridget will be fine.
We'll all be fine.
270
00:13:57,399 --> 00:14:00,247
And as for sports, I so don't miss it.
271
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:02,994
My next column,
There's Gold in Them There Pennies,
272
00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:06,673
is gonna put me on the map, you watch.
You're gonna get that promotion.
273
00:14:06,743 --> 00:14:10,354
You're going to be great, and the kids
will love you. Discussion over.
274
00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:15,731
Favorite husband ever.
275
00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:20,788
All right, you prep Mrs. Daly
in 141 and start an IV drip.
276
00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:23,853
And then you page Doctor Zelman
about that C-section.
277
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,057
Now look, honey, I know you're scared.
278
00:14:27,124 --> 00:14:28,881
I was scared before I had my babies.
279
00:14:28,947 --> 00:14:31,565
But how often do you get
to perform a miracle?
280
00:14:31,635 --> 00:14:34,090
And that's what giving birth is,
it's a miracle.
281
00:14:34,196 --> 00:14:36,018
You think I should have it natural?
282
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,676
Oh, God, no.
283
00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:42,897
- Mom.
- Rory!
284
00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:45,232
- Paul.
- You were awesome, Mom.
285
00:14:45,329 --> 00:14:48,908
It's not like you're a nurse.
It's like you're better than a nurse.
286
00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,694
- Like you're a...
- Please don't say "a doctor".
287
00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:55,558
...air traffic controller.
- I like that.
288
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,896
- What are you doing here?
- I wanted them to see
289
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,309
what the person who's never there
does when she's not there.
290
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:04,010
- You did that for me?
- And them.
291
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,894
So, uh, what did you girls think?
292
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,275
I thought you were amazing. It makes me
see you in a different light.
293
00:15:10,351 --> 00:15:14,060
Yeah, me too. I mean, not too many
people look good under fluorescents.
294
00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:18,350
That's what I meant.
295
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:21,958
Paul, could you take Rory and Kerry
down to the cafeteria?
296
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,299
- I want to talk to Bridget.
- Sure. Let's go.
297
00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:33,703
If this is about scratching your car,
Rory's a liar.
298
00:15:33,772 --> 00:15:35,844
- Excuse me?
- No, you go.
299
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:41,350
Well, I just wanted to tell you that
they offered me that supervisor job.
300
00:15:42,571 --> 00:15:45,222
- Congratulations.
- But I turned it down.
301
00:15:45,324 --> 00:15:47,527
What? I thought you wanted it.
302
00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:51,555
I thought I wanted it, too, until
they actually offered it and then...
303
00:15:51,626 --> 00:15:54,343
You know how people say
they didn't want to go to the party
304
00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:56,777
but it was nice to be invited?
You know what I mean?
305
00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:59,875
Mmm, no,
I always get invited to the party.
306
00:16:00,713 --> 00:16:01,957
Right.
307
00:16:02,025 --> 00:16:05,374
Well, the upside is,
I'm gonna go back to my old schedule,
308
00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:07,271
and there will be more time for us.
309
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:10,242
Why?
310
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:11,773
Honey, I know you missed me,
311
00:16:11,848 --> 00:16:15,077
like when I couldn't help you
with your family tree project.
312
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:19,965
Oh, no, then Dad finished it for me
and I was cool. I only got a C-plus.
313
00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:23,454
When the teacher read it she said
it was shoddy work. I kind of agree.
314
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:29,473
Oh, my God. You didn't turn it down
because of me, did you?
315
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,066
Call them back!
316
00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:34,948
What was all that pouting
and guilt tripping?
317
00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:39,203
- Was that you playing me?
- No, that was me playing Dad.
318
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,165
God, Mom, I thought you were
a little smarter than that.
319
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:48,190
Um... So, is the cafeteria that way?
320
00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:51,836
Never mind.
I'll just follow the yellow stripe.
321
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,729
Money?
322
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,420
I'll just ask Dad.
323
00:16:57,923 --> 00:17:01,152
Kerry, I am so damn mad at you.
324
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:04,479
How could you let me think Bridget
was upset? I lost sleep over it!
325
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:07,862
Bridget wasn't upset?
My bad.
326
00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:11,354
- So, the cafeteria's this way?
- No, get back here.
327
00:17:11,425 --> 00:17:12,885
Sit down.
328
00:17:13,856 --> 00:17:16,311
You know, you made
such an issue about that.
329
00:17:18,399 --> 00:17:20,287
No, wait a minute.
330
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:22,074
You made an issue about it.
331
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:24,696
You're the one that's upset.
332
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,353
Yeah, well, Bridget scratched your car.
333
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:32,509
Honey, why didn't you just tell me
instead of pinning it on your sister?
334
00:17:32,574 --> 00:17:34,265
Mom, I'm in high school.
335
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:37,180
It's kind of embarrassing saying
I miss my mommy.
336
00:17:37,245 --> 00:17:39,252
I need to know that.
337
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,911
It's just that...
338
00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,836
...your job is really important.
339
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,013
But then I miss you.
340
00:17:45,116 --> 00:17:48,913
And then I feel guilty, because
I want to have a career just like you.
341
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:50,580
And I also want to have a family.
342
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,881
Manhattan's the center of the art world
and no place to raise kids.
343
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:57,328
I would suffocate in the suburbs.
Now I'm sounding like Bridget!
344
00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:03,092
You missed me?
345
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:06,839
It's not like I want
to hang out with you or anything.
346
00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:09,360
Sometimes it's nice
knowing you're there.
347
00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:12,178
And I just like knowing that.
348
00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:15,216
Please tell me you didn't
turn down the job because of me.
349
00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:16,914
Oh, no, honey.
350
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:19,702
I turned it down
because I'm tortured with conflict.
351
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:20,881
Good.
352
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:26,132
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna give you my beeper number.
353
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:30,290
If I'm not home and you need me ever,
you just page me, 24l7.
354
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,985
Even if it's just to say hi.
355
00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:35,153
And the only one who will
have the number will be you.
356
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:37,198
Really?
357
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:41,012
Well, you and the guy with
the little cooler on the helicopter.
358
00:18:43,862 --> 00:18:45,455
Oh, yeah. Brake.
359
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:48,657
Rory, you're in a hospital.
What are you doing?
360
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:50,928
- Come on, you cheated!
- Paul!
361
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,579
- Oh, they're yours?
- Yeah.
362
00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:56,050
Put them on a leash.
363
00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:57,807
Come on, fellas, fun's over.
364
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:01,072
All right, Rory, maybe you can find
the guys who were in these.
365
00:19:02,036 --> 00:19:03,497
Yeah, and go find Bridget.
366
00:19:03,572 --> 00:19:05,514
Rory, walk.
367
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:10,604
- Mom turned down the job.
- What?
368
00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:14,285
- You turned down the job? Are you?
- Yeah.
369
00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:15,946
No, I'm OK. I'm OK.
370
00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:20,271
- Now things can get back to normal.
- Are you sure this is what you want?
371
00:19:20,337 --> 00:19:24,079
Well, I don't know.
Yeah... but for now.
372
00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:26,730
At least until maybe the kids move out.
We'll see.
373
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,743
I know this is hard for you.
374
00:19:28,816 --> 00:19:30,310
But you know what?
375
00:19:30,384 --> 00:19:33,166
You are my favorite wife ever.
376
00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:37,643
Listen, they offered you the job.
We should celebrate that.
377
00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:39,140
We'll go someplace.
378
00:19:39,215 --> 00:19:41,102
Anyplace you want. Name it.
379
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,338
Anyplace?
380
00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:46,635
Why don't we go someplace
I haven't been in a while?
381
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,109
Let's go home.
382
00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:49,483
Oh, sweetheart.
383
00:20:02,924 --> 00:20:05,924
- [Paul] Rory!
- Why does everyone assume it was me?
384
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:11,941
Oh, Kirk Gibson.
385
00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:16,100
How could I ever be mad at you?
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