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Hey, honey. Look at this stun gun.
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It's able to incapacitate someone
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with a bone-rattling
yet non-lethal burst of electricity.
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You're not still fantasizing
about punishing Kyle, are you?
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Why? Just because he cheated on my
daughter with my other daughter? Never.
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Do you think this thing could go
through a snowboard jacket?
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Paul, have you ever heard the expression
"Two wrongs don't make a right"?
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- Ooh! A crossbow! This is...
- Give me that.
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Look, what Kyle did was wrong,
but all teenage boys make mistakes.
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Not all.
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[scoffs] Paul, your yearbook quote
was "Born to boogie."
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Hey, disco was not my mistake,
it was the mistake of a nation.
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Paul, I am really worried
about the girls.
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They are in uncharted territory here.
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A fight like this could
ruin their relationship for years.
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- Don't you think you're overreacting?
- Says the man with the crossbow.
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I really don't think I'm overreacting.
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Bridget won't even speak
to Kerry anymore.
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The silent treatment.
I like the sound of that.
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Kyle kissed me. I didn't kiss him.
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Bridget, you can't hate me forever.
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Yes, I can.
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You stole my boyfriend,
made me a laughingstock at school,
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and worst, you did it wearing my top!
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Mom! Dad!
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- Get them on your side.
- It was not my fault.
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- It matter that you ruined my life?
- If you'd pay attention
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instead of flirting with boys
who wouldn't go out with you.
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Yeah, right, Bridget.
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I'm telling you, Cate, crossbow.
Crossbow, and the problem goes away.
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Uh, Paul, could you hand me that bowl?
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Paul?
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I'm sorry, honey,
did you say something?
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- You're wearing earplugs?
- Yeah.
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Turns out Bridget's
not that great at the silent treatment.
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I don't think you realize
how difficult this is.
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Hello, I'm wearing earplugs.
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For the girls!
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Paul, Bridget is hurt
and Kerry's confused.
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I keep trying to get them to have
a real conversation about it,
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and... Ugh!
I just don't know what to do.
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I know what to do.
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You're not killing Kyle.
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Fine. Let's do it your way
and be there for them.
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Rory, those jeans are a mess.
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What?
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I'm taking you shopping.
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I think I'm a little too old
to go shopping with my mom.
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Yeah, maybe.
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But last time I gave you money
for pants, you bought a surfboard.
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- It was on sale.
- We live in Michigan.
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Now.
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Here.
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We're trusting you
with this money, all right?
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Don't worry, I won't spend it
on anything stupid.
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Hello, wet suits.
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Good morning, Beach.
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Bridge, I'm making mac and cheese
for dinner tonight, your favorite.
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That's the other girl's favorite,
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the backstabbing boyfriend stealer
you force me to share a room with.
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Honey, I'm here if you want to talk,
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'cause I realize that you're
really upset with Kerry.
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- Kerry? Who's Kerry?
- The backstabbing boyfriend stealer.
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She knows, Rory. She knows.
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Oh, so I was just rubbing it in.
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I'm going to Ashley's for support.
She went through the same thing.
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Kerry kissed Ashley's boyfriend too?
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Man, she gets around.
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Rory, stop that!
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Hey, Kerry. I'm making
mac and cheese tonight, your favorite.
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- I hate mac and cheese.
- Really?
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Plus, I'm gonna go see a movie
with Megan tonight.
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Can you take me?
I need to get some clothes.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Rory, wait a minute.
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- I'm making mac and cheese...
- It's not my favorite either.
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OK, somebody here loves
mac and cheese. Who is it?!
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[doorbell rings]
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You.
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Mr. Hennessy.
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You came after my family.
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And nobody, I repeat,
nobody comes after my family.
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[nervous chuckle]
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What, are you gonna have me whacked?
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Sir?
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What do you want? Kerry's not here.
Oh, and I don't have any more sisters.
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[laughs]
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Nice one.
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- Bridget, we really need to talk.
- Ha! Talk to the hand.
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No one does that anymore, Dad.
That's lame.
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- Lame.
- OK, you want to talk?
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You're a slut, you jumped my sister,
I never want to see you again.
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Wow! We did need to talk.
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Give me five minutes,
that's all I'm asking.
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[sighing] Can you excuse us?
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Make it four minutes.
I'll be right upstairs.
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- Is that your snowboard jacket?
- Yeah.
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Thin, that's good.
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OK, talk.
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You totally made me feel
like an outsider at that party.
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And then I ran into Kerry and
she's, like, always an outsider,
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so... I don't know,
I guess we just bonded.
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Bonded? Bonded is like,
"You like that band? Me too"
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not "Hi, I'm dating your sister,
let's make out."
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I swear, it didn't mean anything.
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You kissed my sister. My sister!
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- Some things can't be forgiven.
- [Paul] Three minutes left.
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Listen, I'm apartment-sitting
for my brother.
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I'll be here tonight if you
want to stop by and really talk.
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Don't count on it.
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Man! Great time to get the apartment.
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Cate, this was a spectacular dinner.
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Great food, wine, candlelight.
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Uh... Happy anniversary.
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Your surprise hasn't come yet.
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Well, let's hope it gets here by July,
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when we were married.
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Honey, I was just thinking,
with the kids going out
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and no craziness for a while,
we could have a romantic dinner.
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And then, later, maybe...
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...in the words of Marvin Gaye,
there could be some, uh...
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Tears of a Clown?
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- Sexual Healing.
- Oh, right! Yeah.
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No, Tears of a Clown
was by The Miracles.
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Actually, Smokey Robinson
and The Miracles...
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Paul, this would be
a really good time to kiss me.
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- Oh, right.
- [horn honking]
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It's Megan's sister. Barf.
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- Rory, let's go!
- Just be home on time.
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See ya. Oh, by the way,
one of my sources tells me
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that Kyle is staying
at his brother's bachelor pad,
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- and he invited Bridget over tonight.
- What source is that, Rory?
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You hiding in the closet?
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I'm like a Navy SEAL.
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Here's the address.
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Well, so much for our romantic evening.
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What do you mean?
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Aren't you going to obsess
about Bridget going to Kyle's?
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You forget. I saw the breakup.
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Bridget ripped out Kyle's heart
and stomped on it.
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It was beautiful.
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- This is really nice.
- I know.
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Bridget broke up with Kyle.
All is right with the world.
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Paul, romantic evening.
I made the damn dinner.
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- Focus.
- Sorry.
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You don't think Bridget's
going over there tonight, do you?
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[sighs] No, I don't.
Come on, honey, stop worrying.
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Nothing's gonna happen tonight
with Bridget or Kyle or Kerry.
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Right.
Why'd you throw Kerry in there?
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- I did not...
- Kerry's the one he kissed.
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Maybe she's going over there
for a little Tears of a Clown.
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- It's Sexual Healing.
- That's even worse.
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I've been stressing
about the girls all week.
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Can't we have a little quality time
before I stress about them again?
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It's a nightmare, both my daughters
at some swinging bachelor's pad
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in a sleazy love triangle.
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[scoffs] This is the worst
Tears of a Clown I've ever had.
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It just...
I'm going to finish the cake.
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- Love you.
- Don't care.
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[man] And now, more episodes
of your favorite television classics.
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- [man] # Come and knock on our door
- [woman] # Come and knock on our door
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- [man] # We've been waiting for you
- [woman] # We've been waiting for you
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- [pounding on door]
- [Paul] Kyle! Open up!
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I know you've got
both my daughters in there.
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- [pounding]
- Kyle!
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This place looks familiar.
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What are you doing here?
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I should ask you the same question.
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What do you mean?
We live together.
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- [man] # Down at our rendezvous
- [woman] # Down at our rendezvous
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[both] # Three's company, too #
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Wait, wait, wait,
let me get this straight.
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The three of you... live here?
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Uh-huh. And you're our landlord.
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I am?
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I hope so, or someone else
is cashing our rent checks.
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[laughing, snorting]
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Let me tell you, no daughters of mine
are living with this guy.
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I'm packing your bags.
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Wait, wait, wait! No, it's not
what you think. Is it, Bridget?
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Uh... No... Yes... Uh...
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Kyle...
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- Kyle's gay.
- He is?
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I am?
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I mean, I am. Very.
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Oh, my, look at those drapes.
They're filthy.
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Wait a minute!
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You expect me to believe
that three single people
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are living under the same roof
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and nothing is gonna happen
because he's gay?
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As crazy a premise as that sounds, yes.
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I'll buy it.
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I always knew you were
a little tutti-frutti.
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[knock on door]
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- Who is it?
- [Cate] It's Cate.
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I'll get it.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Hi, Kyle.
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- So there you are.
- What's the deal with that dress?
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I always wear these.
In fact, I never wear anything else.
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Ever.
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Guess what? Turns out Kyle's gay,
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so we don't have to worry about
any hanky-panky going on.
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Mmm. I haven't worried about any
hanky-panky since our honeymoon.
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And even then,
I didn't have to worry about much.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go water my plants
and have black hair.
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Oh, can you take a look at this
light switch? It won't turn on.
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You got the wrong man for that job.
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Sure thing. I'll fix it.
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Thanks, it's so great to have
a man around the house.
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Get away from me!
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Cate, there is something weird
going on with these three.
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I'd like to do something weird
with three people,
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especially if it involved my tennis pro
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and that bagger from the supermarket.
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Wow, something smells good.
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Thanks. I made Kerry some
homemade cinnamon buns.
219
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She's been really down
since her fern died.
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That's so sweet.
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I still think there's
something fishy going on here.
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Oh, you're always so suspicious.
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[Bridget] Ooh,
those are some great buns.
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Ooh, Mama likes.
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Shh.
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[Bridget] Wow,
they're so round and firm.
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[Kyle] Why don't you
go ahead and grab one?
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[Bridget] Kyle,
I thought you'd never ask.
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Mmm... This is just
what I've been needing.
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Why don't we get Kerry in here?
I've got enough for the both of you.
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Just as I suspected.
Get your hands off those...
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...cinnamon buns. They're fattening.
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What's wrong?
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I just thought you were...
[stuttering] Fum... fumfer...
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Oh! You just overheard something
and assumed it meant something else.
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It was a misunderstanding.
237
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That happens a lot around here.
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No, no, no, I don't care.
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There's something about this living
situation that's a little too weird.
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[stammering, clears throat]
241
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,746
Well, what's so weird about it?
242
00:13:38,595 --> 00:13:40,603
Hola!
243
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,708
Rory!
244
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,787
This is Inga and this is Helga.
245
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,414
I just met them
down at the Regal Beagle.
246
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:51,866
They're Swedish and they're twins.
247
00:13:52,579 --> 00:13:54,074
Say hello, sisters.
248
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:58,524
- [both speaking Swedish]
- I love it when they do that!
249
00:13:59,365 --> 00:14:00,347
Rory...
250
00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:03,420
Kyle, what do you say we take
these ladies out for a little...
251
00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:04,802
...night on the town?
252
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,356
Why would Kyle be interested? He's gay.
253
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,087
Kyle? [chuckles]
254
00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:10,270
Gay?
255
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:16,189
Are you kiddin' me? This guy's
the biggest ladies' man in town.
256
00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:19,011
- He's what?!
- I'm afraid he's right.
257
00:14:19,078 --> 00:14:22,460
I just acted like I was gay so
I could have both of your daughters.
258
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:24,705
- Right, girls?
- [both] Right.
259
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,357
[screams]
260
00:14:28,422 --> 00:14:29,731
[gasps]
261
00:14:30,342 --> 00:14:32,611
- [pounding on door]
- [Paul] Kyle! Open up.
262
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,850
I know you're in there.
263
00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,131
Mr. Hennessy.
264
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,470
Before you come any closer,
265
00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:53,119
there's a letter at my house
instructing the police
266
00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:55,330
to question you
in the event of my death.
267
00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:58,050
- Where's Bridget?
- She's not here. We broke up, remember?
268
00:14:58,151 --> 00:14:59,711
- [shuffling]
- Then what is that?
269
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,376
Bridget, get out here.
270
00:15:01,447 --> 00:15:02,757
- Kerry?
- Dad.
271
00:15:02,823 --> 00:15:04,318
Kyle.
272
00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:07,326
I have one question for you.
Are you gay?
273
00:15:07,398 --> 00:15:09,287
- No.
- Wrong answer.
274
00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:12,488
- [knock on door]
- I'll get it.
275
00:15:14,952 --> 00:15:16,611
- Dad?
- Bridget.
276
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,567
- Kerry.
- Kyle!
277
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,022
- You are dead!
- You are dead!
278
00:15:21,096 --> 00:15:23,910
- It's not what it looks like.
- It's not what it looks like.
279
00:15:25,577 --> 00:15:28,228
Sweet. This is better than my birthday.
280
00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:31,493
- Rory, get in the car.
- Oh, man.
281
00:15:31,592 --> 00:15:32,803
Give me this.
282
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:36,352
All right, I want somebody
to tell me what is going on here.
283
00:15:36,425 --> 00:15:39,459
Isn't it obvious? She came
to finish stealing my boyfriend.
284
00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:41,984
Right. That's why I brought
our little brother.
285
00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:43,716
I didn't say you were good at it.
286
00:15:44,617 --> 00:15:48,393
The reason I came here was to try
and fix things between you and Kyle.
287
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:51,240
- Oh, please.
- Please stop shutting me out.
288
00:15:51,306 --> 00:15:53,445
I can't stand you hating me.
289
00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:55,910
Is she still here?
290
00:15:57,385 --> 00:16:00,419
Wait... Kerry! I'm not through with you,
291
00:16:00,522 --> 00:16:02,791
and I'm following you home. Kerry!
292
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,394
- So, I guess...
- No, don't.
293
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,506
I just came here
to give this back to you.
294
00:16:11,658 --> 00:16:13,350
Now we're officially broken up.
295
00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:16,263
Wow.
296
00:16:17,995 --> 00:16:20,449
Well, I guess we both knew
that was coming.
297
00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:24,072
I don't think we should be
exclusive right now.
298
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:27,111
Are we still friends?
299
00:16:27,915 --> 00:16:29,192
I hope so.
300
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:33,449
- So we can still hang out, right?
- In a little while.
301
00:16:33,547 --> 00:16:35,915
I just don't want anybody to get hurt.
302
00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:41,667
- 'Cause I think we're mature enough...
- No. My dad really wants to hurt you.
303
00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,594
[Paul] Let's go, Bridget!
304
00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:46,216
I gotta go.
305
00:16:55,691 --> 00:17:00,067
Kids, do me a favor.
If your mom asks, I didn't go to Kyle's.
306
00:17:00,173 --> 00:17:02,595
Tell her that I went to the store
for some milk.
307
00:17:02,669 --> 00:17:05,090
Right. Mom, Dad didn't go to Kyle's.
308
00:17:05,165 --> 00:17:06,474
He went out for milk.
309
00:17:09,452 --> 00:17:10,663
Honey, you're up.
310
00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:13,314
- That's mine!
- No, it's not.
311
00:17:13,389 --> 00:17:14,950
- It is.
- So I'm taking something
312
00:17:15,022 --> 00:17:17,095
that belongs to you.
That sounds familiar!
313
00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:21,092
This ends now! You two are making
this house unbearable for all of us.
314
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,020
I'm kind of enjoying it.
315
00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:26,599
Rory, wait in the car.
316
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,491
- But we're home.
- In the car!
317
00:17:31,726 --> 00:17:34,660
- Give it back, boyfriend stealer!
- I have done all I can...
318
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,352
- Is someone talking to me?
- OK, look.
319
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,593
You know you're gonna
get over this, right?
320
00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:41,670
- I seriously doubt it.
- Really?
321
00:17:41,742 --> 00:17:44,198
Honey, do you remember
that Merry Melanie doll
322
00:17:44,302 --> 00:17:46,277
- you had when you were little?
- Yeah.
323
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:49,482
- I remember Kerry ripping its arm off.
- By accident.
324
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:52,453
And you swore that you would
never speak to Kerry again.
325
00:17:52,526 --> 00:17:55,276
Do you know how long that lasted?
Three hours.
326
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:58,468
- It was just a doll.
- Right.
327
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:02,885
And one day you're gonna be saying
that Kyle was just a boyfriend.
328
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:06,156
Now look, I know this is
a huge deal right now.
329
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:09,605
But, the fact is, you're
gonna have a lot of boyfriends.
330
00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:11,589
Oh, that's true.
331
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,420
But you are never
gonna have another sister.
332
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,939
Tears of a Clown notwithstanding.
333
00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:25,005
Please, Bridget?
334
00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:27,822
Well, I guess I can't be
mad at you forever.
335
00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:30,695
Maybe it was partly my fault.
336
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:33,419
Maybe I was ignoring Kyle
just to drive him away.
337
00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:36,837
I just didn't think
I'd drive him to my sister.
338
00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:38,734
Well, honey, what did you expect,
339
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:43,274
that he'd pine for you
the rest of his life and die alone?
340
00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:45,550
Uh-huh.
341
00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:48,074
It's a girl thing.
342
00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:51,281
So are we OK?
343
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,799
Yeah, I guess.
344
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,583
God, can you believe Dad
barged into the house like that?
345
00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:04,431
- Did you see what he was wearing?
- Look at those shoes.
346
00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:05,872
He must buy them in bulk.
347
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:11,626
- So back to our romantic evening?
- Yeah, in one minute.
348
00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:14,732
- What now?
- I gotta let Rory out of the garage.
349
00:19:14,835 --> 00:19:16,395
Oh...
350
00:19:20,915 --> 00:19:22,508
Rory!
351
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,004
[sighs]
352
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:39,730
Ah, forgot my notebook.
353
00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:51,439
[gasps, panting]
354
00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:52,785
Oh!
355
00:19:54,389 --> 00:19:56,461
Cate, I had another strange dream.
356
00:19:58,132 --> 00:19:59,409
Cate.
357
00:20:00,211 --> 00:20:04,173
Honey, you're not still upset because
I ruined our romantic evening, are you?
358
00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:06,899
[both screaming]
359
00:20:08,981 --> 00:20:11,764
I always thought
you were a little fruity.
360
00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:16,079
Well, you better nip it.
Nip it in the bud!
361
00:20:18,453 --> 00:20:21,267
[screaming]
362
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,221
[gasps]
363
00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:31,791
Cate.
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