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Hey, Ker, I need a fav.
Oh, my God.
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A cartoon of Principal Connelly?
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"The Incredible Boring Woman."
[laughing]
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Why not read personal stuff
over my shoulder?
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OK. "Able to suck the life
out of any room." Dying.
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It's private property.
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Sorry.
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Distract Dad while I get him
to sign this permission slip?
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- It's super important.
- OK.
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Hey Dad, do you notice
anything different about me?
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Oh, please don't do this to me.
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- So you notice nothing different?
- No, wait, give me a chance.
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Your hair, it's, no, no...
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You've lost...
You've gained, you... No.
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You've grown, uh... The...
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- Please don't do this to me.
- Here, Daddy. Sign this.
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- What is it?
- Nothing.
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- I'm gonna be late.
- You were talking to me.
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I don't sign things
without looking at them.
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It wouldn't hurt to have
activities like your sister.
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You wanna talk
about Bridget's activities?
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- Hey!
- That's not nice.
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Take Bridget's side.
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I wasn't taking Bridget's side.
Let me see the paper.
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- Girls, please!
- Excuse me. Important.
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- I'm not important?
- No.
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- Catfight!
- Shut up!
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- Freak show!
- I'm getting vertigo. Can I see it?
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- Do you want me to be late?
- No, but let me...
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Half a mind
is a terrible thing to waste.
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- Kerry, that's enough...
- Thank you.
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- Sorry, Daddy.
- But...
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Did I just sign something?
I did, didn't I?
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- Oh, Dad.
- [door closes]
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I don't understand. How could
Bridget have dropped Chemistry?
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You gotta see these cartoons
Kerry drew, they're hilarious.
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- I'm on the phone with the school.
- If anybody's sick, I'm sorry,
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but I can't pick 'em up,
I got a meeting.
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Well believe me,
we'll clear this up. Thank you.
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Paul, did you know Bridget dropped
all her college prep classes
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- for vocational arts?
- What?!
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Does she think she can get
away with that?
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Probably, since you signed
the permission slip.
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No way. It's obviously a forgery.
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No, they have your signature on file,
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ever since the girls' grandma died
three times in one semester.
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Oh, you're gonna laugh
when you hear what happened.
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Kerry ask if me if I noticed
anything different about her.
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Then Bridget burst in and she...
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Distract and deploy?
It's the oldest trick in the book.
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I know what's going on. Party
Girl wants to take the easy way out.
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- You know who's to blame?
- You, hint, hint.
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The school. Vocational Arts
shouldn't even be an option to her.
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Well, you signed the slip.
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Yeah, well... you paid our mortgage
late last month, cost us a penalty.
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Yeah, that's pertinent, honey.
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The school's letting
our girls slip through the cracks.
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See Kerry's sketchbook?
She could make a living at this.
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- This talent would've gone unnoticed.
- Had you not been snooping?
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Thank God I did, Cate.
Thank God I did.
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You can tell the principal
all about her failures.
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Try and stop me.
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This afternoon. We have an
appointment in her office after school.
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Good. I'd be able to make it
if I didn't have this meeting.
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You made that up.
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In that case, I might be able
to make it. But just remember one thing.
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- It's not your fault?
- Damn straight!
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Bye, honey.
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- Stop staring at that girl.
- Yeah, yeah, OK.
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Told you we should've
dropped him off first.
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I said stop staring.
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I'm not staring.
I'm trying to control her with my mind.
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Oh, OK.
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How dare you come to my school?
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How embarrassing to be called out of
class by Rich Brittany with her haircut
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that only looks good
on the girl from The Matrix.
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It must be horrible for you.
Come sit down.
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You went back on your word. You
signed my permission slip. No backsies.
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Yeah, well, you tricked me.
So no tricksies.
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Mr. and Mrs. Hennessy,
Bridget, hi. Come on in.
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No gum chewing.
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'Sup.
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OK, so I signed a permission slip
without first looking at it.
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I mean, what father hasn't?
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Most.
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Oh. OK, but you know, I think
everybody once in a while,
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misses what's right under their nose,
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like you and our other daughter, Kerry.
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You have a very talented artist
in this school. I should know.
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I'm an artist myself,
well, I'm a writer.
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But, you know, I paint with words.
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This was my conference.
Who did Rich Brittany drag in here?
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Yes, Mr. Hennessy,
one problem child at a time.
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Problem... one problem at a time.
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Just take a look
at this wonderful work here.
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Show her the cartoons
in the back? Show her.
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Show her.
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That's a good idea.
Take a look at this one.
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This is called
"The Incredible Boring Wo..."
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You know, I think in this light,
she's not that good, so...
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Well, you know, parents really have
a hard time being objective. Guilty.
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Oh, we are, we are so, so sorry.
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No, we are. Sorry we missed it.
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She's very talented.
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I mean, look at those old
lady shoes, that manly blazer.
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Yeah.
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I'm taking this to the school newspaper.
They could use someone like Kerry.
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Why talk about Kerry?
Who did Rich Brittany drag in here?
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Let's concentrate on Bridget.
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We gotta clean this mess about
her dropping college prep courses.
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Why don't we hear from Bridget.
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I don't need college. I know
what I wanna do. Be an esthetician.
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- A facialist?
- A beautician?
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- A zit popper?
- Rory!
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Back off!
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That's our boy.
He'll be here in a couple of years.
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Can't wait.
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An esthetician. I can take classes here.
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After high school, I can get my
license at the institute in six months.
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Esthetics is a hot new career.
I could start at 30,000 a year.
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Whoa! Let me look at that catalogue.
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Wow. You've given this a lot of thought.
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She should be aiming
at a four-year college.
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- What do you think, Mrs. Connelly?
- Nice campus.
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Mr. Hennessy, we encourage many
of our students to go into the trades.
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Look at your MBAs.
I mean dot-com, dot bomb.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mrs. Connelly? Do you have any advice?
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Well, how about we make a compromise?
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Continue college prep courses and your
electives can be in vocational arts.
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- OK.
- OK. And keep working hard.
132
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Well, start working hard.
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Well, listen, thank you very much,
Mrs. Connelly. I'm sorry for all this.
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It's just that, you know,
I'm a concerned parent,
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father bear, as it were.
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You know what, I just want
the best for my little cubs
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so that one day they can
spread their wings and fly.
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Yes, I too, would like to see
a bear cub spread its wings and fly.
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Bridget, how can I put this
as gently as possible? Oh, yeah.
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There is no way in hell one of my
daughters is gonna go to beauty school.
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- Mom!
- Paul!
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I'm sorry. But, as a parent,
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I don't care if I can't be popular
with my kids all the time.
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- Has anybody seen my sketchbook?
- Not me, sweetheart, no.
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You can't tell me what to do.
You're not the boss.
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Technically I am. I give you money once
a week and I pay for your healthcare.
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How do I quit?
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How could you treat Bridget like that?
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She doesn't wanna go
to college, Mom. But I do.
150
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Now see, there is some
of that Hennessy ambition.
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In fact, I'd like to skip
right to high school now.
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
153
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Rory, that girl will still be
in detention five years from now.
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She'd better be.
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OK, tell the truth, Cate,
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are you happy that Bridget wants
to go to beauty school
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with Rory's future wife?
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I would prefer she went to college.
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Then why are we having this discussion?
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Because we're married.
Those are our children.
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You're gonna have
to do better than that, Cate.
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Look, first of all,
Bridget is showing enthusiasm
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for something
other than boys and new tops.
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And secondly, she's taken initiative.
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These are qualities I wanna
encourage in all my children.
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I can't find my sketchbook.
Maybe Bridget knows where it is.
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Honey, have you looked
in the garage, it could...
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...in the...
169
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OK, where were we?
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I believe you were about to apologize.
171
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No, we were at number three.
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Bridget is 16 years old.
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That means she'll change
her mind about a hundred times.
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Which brings us to four.
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We've never been to four.
You're not allowed to go to four.
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You're a snob!
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I'm a snob?!
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Yeah, well... you hold a coffee cup
with your pinky sticking out.
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You're not doing it right.
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Don't give me the finger, Cate.
Let me tell you something, all right.
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I know you don't think so, but I know
a thing or two about childrearing.
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I've done a pretty good
job with these girls.
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[Kerry screams]
He did what?! I'm gonna kill him!
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[chattering indistinctly]
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No! God, you're strong. No!
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Why not? You're mad at him, too!
187
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Mom is on my side making Dad feel like
an idiot. You'll just muddy the waters.
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Your waters. I have my own issue here.
189
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We have the same issue.
Dad is taking over our lives.
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Get it? If I win, we win.
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Oh, I see.
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No!
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Let go of me!
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What'd you do that for?
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I don't know. They do it in the movies.
196
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When the character's hysterical.
I wasn't hysterical, I was mad.
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- I'm sorry. I love you so much.
- God!
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It is not snobbery. I just want to
nip this kind of thinking in the bud.
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Come on. You're sounding
like a snob. Just like your father.
200
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We're gonna bring our in-laws into this?
Let's not open that can of worms.
201
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Somebody wearing a muumuu
holding a double daiquiri might pop out.
202
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I thought about not speaking
to you for the rest of my life,
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appropriate, but then I figured
you wouldn't know exactly how I felt,
204
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so I wrote down all my feelings for you.
205
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"I hate you."
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Well, that's clear and concise.
207
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You managed to convey a wealth
of emotions into just three words.
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My first draft was only two words.
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Yes, Care Bear?
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I hate you, too!
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Come on, you don't understand.
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I showed Mrs. Connelly your work because
I thought it was great and beautiful
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and I'm so proud of you.
And I know one day you'll thank me.
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You are in very big trouble, young lady.
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Thank you.
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I took your cartoons
to the student newspaper.
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Imagine my surprise when one
of my colleagues,
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actually a number of my colleagues,
pointed out to me that I am...
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"The Incredible Boring Woman."
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The principal.
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I need to take... immediate action
222
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since it already went to press.
223
00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:53,089
I've decided that Kerry
should utilize her skills
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by painting banners for the pep squad
for the rest of the semester.
225
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Yes, Mrs. Connelly.
226
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You may not respect the person,
but you will respect the blazer.
227
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[both] Yes, Mrs. Connelly.
228
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Rory, let's go.
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Wait a minute. We didn't bring you!
230
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Rory Joseph Hennessy. Come on!
I can't believe... Go. Go.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi.
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What are you watching?
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Take a look.
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[woman] And now we shall hear from one
of our graduates, Bridget Erin Hennessy.
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[audience applauds]
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I'm Bridget Hennessy,
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and I wanna be the first President
of the United States who's a girl.
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Oh. Aw...
Her Kindergarten graduation.
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How did she go from
leader of the free world to facialist?
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She changed her mind.
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You remember how many majors
you had in college, Paul?
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Pre-med, pre-law...
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I was searching.
I'm a seeker, a seeker of wisdom.
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Oh, bull. You were trying
to please your parents.
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Yeah. That's a Hennessy tradition,
college and pleasing your parents.
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Let me tell you about one
of my family traditions.
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When I was little, I used to ask my mom
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why she always cut off the
end of the Sunday pot roast.
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She said, "Because
that's how my mother used to do it."
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So then I asked my grandma why
she cut off the end of the Sunday roast.
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She said that's how
her mother used to do it.
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So finally I went to visit my
great-grandmother and I just had to ask:
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"Why do you cut off
the end of the roast?"
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And she said,
"Because the pan was too small."
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See where I'm going with this, Paul?
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Are we having pot roast for dinner?
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My point is the previous generation
isn't always so wise.
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It's just, Bridget used to be filled
with dreams and expectations.
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Whose dreams? Whose expectations?
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Look. Remember this?
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And that's 'cause my daddy says
I can be whatever I want to be.
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that's exactly my point.
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No. You said she could be
anything she wants to be.
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Are you proud, Dad?
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Your little girl is painting signs
with bird mascots for the pep squad.
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I got you into trouble,
Kerry, I'm sorry.
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But I'm not going to apologize
for being your biggest fan.
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I think you're incredibly talented.
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And maybe, just maybe,
you were born to be an artist.
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Why can't you get this
through your skull?
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My art is personal. It's for me.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Although, it was kinda cool
being published.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, I have to admit,
it made me feel kinda special.
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Well, that's great, Kerry, because
you know what, you are kinda special.
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Dad, that means so much...
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Not now, honey,
I gotta talk to your sister.
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- [knocking]
- Beach? Honey?
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Bridget, are you putting
makeup on the boy?
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I was gonna exfoliate him.
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What? You said
we were gonna eat lobster.
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Now I'm never gonna
finish my homework!
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What, this is homework?
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Yeah. Pretty stupid, huh?
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- Can I help?
- What are you doing?
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- You don't wanna flunk, do you?
- No.
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OK, come on.
Make me look like Robert Redford.
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You mean old? Done.
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OK.
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- Oh, whoa, that's hot! Hot!
- I'm opening your pores.
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Uh, they like to be closed.
Oh, my corneas are liquefying.
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Oh wait, this is important.
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- Close your eyes.
- [groans]
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- Mm-hmm.
- OK, OK, OK.
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Relax, you're such a baby.
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- Bridget, listen, I'm sorry.
- Wait! Don't move. Don't move.
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I just wanna apologize.
I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
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Then why did you?
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I don't know, I guess...
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...knee-jerk reaction.
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Listen, I wanna tell you a story.
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When your mother was a little girl,
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she went to her mom and said,
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"Why do you use
a little pan to cook the roast?"
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And her mother said,
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"Because that's what my mother
used to cook the roast in?"
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So to make a long story short, your mom
went to her great-grandmother
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and said
"What's the deal with the little pan?"
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And do you know what her
great-grandmother said?
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No.
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Neither do I.
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But grandma sure makes
a good pot roast.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then my grandfather pushed
my dad to go to college on the GI Bill
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so that he could
make something of himself.
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- Is there a pan in this story?
- Let me finish.
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Then my father pushed me
to go to college
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because he wanted me to be a doctor.
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I hated that. And then today
I realized I've been pushing you.
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I've become my father.
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But you didn't become a doctor.
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No, but I was annoyed by my father.
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Yeah, I became a writer.
There were a lot of fights in between.
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I don't want you
and me to fight, Bridge.
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So I can be an esthetician?
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I will support whatever
you decide to become,
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as long as you promise
to keep an open mind
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and never root for Ohio State.
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Cool.
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- Oh!
- [laughs]
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It was horrible, I surrendered. I told
Bridget to do whatever makes her happy.
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Wow. You look great.
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Where did it all go wrong, Cate?
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I've lost the ability
to have any impact on my kids.
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No, I mean it really, really great.
What'd you do?
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Exfoliation. Mask. Moisturizer.
Your basic full spa package.
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Seriously, like Robert Redford
when he was young.
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Yeah? You wanna play
Butch Cassidy and the...
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- Hey, Dad.
- Could you knock?!
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Like I'm gonna walk in on anything.
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So, I looked at this college guide.
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- You did?
- Yes, I said I'd be open-minded.
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I should totally go to college!
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Yes! I mean, if that's what
you want, I'm totally OK with it.
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- If you buy me a car.
- Uh, sure.
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No! No car!
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Why'd you change your mind?
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I read about the University
of San Diego. It's by the ocean.
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It has a surf club, and
the basketball team has hot guys.
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I really wanna go there. You should
get me a convertible. Go Toreros!
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Well, Paul, you should be happy.
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- Paul?
- No way is she going to California.
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- That's over two thousand miles away!
- What?
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Stay home two years for your general
education requirements.
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Who's the snob now?
What's wrong with Michigan schools?
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Did you learn nothing
about the pan story?
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[continue chattering indistinctly]
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00:19:16,611 --> 00:19:17,888
What's going on?
360
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:21,568
The art director from the paper is
coming over. She wants to see my work.
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It's all over the house.
Be nice and send her upstairs, OK?
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OK.
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- [doorbell ringing]
- Rory, get the door.
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- Aw, man.
- Get the door.
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Take her upstairs, Rory.
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What?
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You heard me. Take her upstairs.
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It worked.
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