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OK, no, put the first string of lights
close to the trunk of the tree
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and then zigzag it down.
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Yeah, make it tight, Cate.
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The goal is to achieve
maximum brightness.
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- Would you shut up?
- What?
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I think I can handle it. Who do you
think usually decorates the tree?
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Those little tiny Charlie Brown
trees that you usually buy.
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I got a bigger one dangling
from my rearview mirror.
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This year I wanna do it right.
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Yeah, by buying
the biggest tree on the lot?
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This isn't Christmas, it's lumbering.
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Honey, I want it to be perfect,
the best Christmas ever.
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Oh, hell, good enough.
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Cate, come on, it's Christmas,
don't do that.
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Lindsay, I have to be careful
what I get Kyle this year.
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I don't wanna look needy. I also don't
want to look pale. Do you have bronzer?
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You don't?
Well, you should.
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Daddy, can I have a party here
on Christmas Eve?
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Astonishing. No.
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- You're right, just Kyle then.
- No.
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You said no to the party.
Meet me halfway.
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What kind of life lessons
are you teaching me?
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- Bridget.
- Dad.
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The Doyles just unloaded a generator
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and a huge plastic reindeer
for the roof.
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Oh yeah? We can't let the Doyles
beat us like last year, son.
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- And whose fault was that?
- I couldn't help it!
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I hate this competition. It's like
the neighborhood is a bunch of losers.
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And this year,
we're gonna be number one.
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We're gonna have the best tree and
the best decorations on Oakdale Avenue.
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How about a best present
for the family?
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Yeah, Dad and nothing
from the airport this time.
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I cannot believe you are still
making me pay for last year.
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There was a snowstorm. I was delayed
by the weather. I did the best I could.
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I love my "I heart Chicago" coffee mug.
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Don't forget the little teddy bear
with the "I heart Chicago" T-shirt.
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And the "I heart Chicago" bar towel.
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Everybody knows that airport gift shops
are crowded during the holidays.
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Aw, and Chicago's a hub.
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- You poor baby.
- OK, make fun.
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get everybody
the best Christmas presents ever.
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This is gonna be the best Christmas
of all time. It's like that, um...
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you know, that, uh, James Stewart movie,
where he gets hit on the head
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and he wakes up in Potterville,
in a bar with drunks and hookers,
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and he realizes that he
has more friends than anybody.
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It's a Wonderful Life.
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- Sounds like it.
- [Paul] OK.
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What does everybody
want for Christmas?
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- All right, just give me some hints.
- A motorcycle.
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Anybody.
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- I want Kyle to come over.
- Anybody? Don't be shy.
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Look what I found running in the street.
Can I keep him?
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Anybody?
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When was the last time that dog ate?
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Well, if you include tinsel,
about five minutes ago.
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There is no way Kerry's
keeping that dog.
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Well I support you
one hundred percent.
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I've done my tour of duty with pets.
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There must be a dozen Popsicle stick
crosses out behind the garage.
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It's like a tiny little Normandy.
I'm off.
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- Where you going?
- Choir practice.
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Christmas Eve is closing in
and I hope we're ready.
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With all the years I've put in, you'd
think they'd give me a shot at solo,
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but they always give it to Mary Beth.
And you know why? Politics.
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She always bakes brownies for everybody.
Probably eats half of 'em herself.
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Oh, am I a bad person, Paul?
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So I have to tell Kerry about the dog?
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I swear to God, Paul.
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- Don't step in the tinsel.
- Yeah.
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- Come here. Come here.
- Kerry?
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Come on, Puppy.
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Come on, Puppy.
Oh, Dad, isn't he cute?
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I named him...
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- No. Don't do that. Don't name him.
- How come?
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Because if you name him, it'll make me
feel worse for what I'm about to say.
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- Dad...
- Kerry,
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your mother says
you can't keep the dog.
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What? Why?
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Because he needs attention, a lot of it.
No one's at home to take care of him.
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- You're at home.
- That's just an expression.
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Honey, look,
I tried talking to your mom.
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Dad, you can't!
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You can't take him to the pound. Do you
know what they do to dogs at the pound?
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It's not the pound. It's a shelter.
They'll find him a good home.
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- But, come...
- Honey, I'm sorry.
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Fine.
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Oh, Dad, look.
He found a ball. He wants to play.
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Wait a minute. This is from
my autographed baseball collection.
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[growling]
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Best wishes, Ty Cobb.
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No big deal.
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[Rory] Dad, can I get a...
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No motorcycle, no monkey,
and no monkey on a motorcycle.
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Lindsay's on the case,
I'll have the info in no time.
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Ooh, thank God. About what?
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About how much Kyle spent.
If I spend more,
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I look needy and lose the upper hand.
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And her heart grew three sizes that day.
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God! I hate these crowds,
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annoying holiday Muzak, herding
lemmings to their spiritual death.
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Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la.
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Paul, honey.
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At least somebody's
in the Christmas spirit. Hi.
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- Something great happened.
- What?
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You know Mary Beth who gets the solo?
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- Yeah?
- She fell off a ladder.
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- I was at the hospital. She's fine.
- Good.
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But there is no way she can do a solo!
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- I think they're gonna give it to me.
- Oh, Cate.
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- Ooh. I'm a bad person.
- No. Well, no.
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- Did you wipe your prints off?
- Oh, stop.
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- That's great.
- Congratulations.
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- Ah, big whoop.
- Kerry.
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Puppy's at a shelter with 100 dogs
that are never gonna find a home.
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But maybe he made a lot of
little doggie buddies.
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Who knows? Maybe he's got
a little doggie girlfriend.
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I'm not five.
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I know. It didn't work then, either.
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About as good as,
"Goldie's gone to the ocean."
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What?
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Dad, now I know what I really want.
A chemistry set.
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Think of the explosions...
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...of knowledge in my brain.
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Uh-uh. No. No chemistry set. Absolutely
not. Paul, do you hear me?
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Loud and clear.
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No.
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- I mean it.
- Right.
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- No.
- No chemistry set whatsoever.
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Kids, come with me
and help me look for your father.
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- Dad's not our father?
- I knew it!
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Told you.
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I mean, a gift for your father,
smart guys. Come on.
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[Bridget] Lindsay saw him coming out
of Spencer's Gifts and he said my name.
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Of course she wore these stupid shoes...
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[Cate vocalizing]
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If he got me something
from a novelty store, it so over.
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- [vocalizing continues]
- For the love of God, be quiet!
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[Cate stops vocalizing]
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So much for the Christmas spirit,
huh, Paul?
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Not you, honey, Bridget.
Mostly Bridget.
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[vocalizes]
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Would you?
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I'm just trying to write here.
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I don't have time
to get mad at you.
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I have to go get ready
to rehearse for my solo.
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Oh, no, did I let that slip?
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They gave it to...
[vocalizes]... you?
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Congratulations.
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- I'm gonna go get ready for practice.
- I'm so proud of you. Way to go! Woo!
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Dad, code red. The Doyles just unloaded
a blow-up Santa bigger than their house!
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Rory, I'm writing.
Bigger than their house?
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I gotta see this. No, I gotta write.
I'm sorry.
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Maybe you can write us
some Christmas lights.
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Because we're losing, man.
And it's your fault.
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Santa heard that.
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- Well, Santa can bite my...
- Hey!
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Feel good about yourself, Dad?
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I'm guessing no?
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I just went to the shelter
to visit Puppy, and guess what?
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They placed one dog this week
and 15 came in.
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That's like the circus.
Remember when they put that dog
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in the clown car and then
15 came out of the trunk?
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Where do they all come from?
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I mean, everybody
wants the perfect pedigreed dog.
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I can't believe
how superficial people can be.
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OK, Kyle better not be getting me
anything from the soap store.
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Kerry, honey,
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- this might cheer you up.
- What is it?
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I wanted to help so I wrote a column
encouraging my readers
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to adopt pets from animal shelters.
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Really?
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This is my present to you.
It was from the heart.
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OK, see, "shar pei" is two words.
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Thank you. There's no need to hug me or
tear up, just Merry Christmas to you.
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OK. If you really
wanna get me a present,
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you can help me with
the pet adoption fair
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at the mall on Christmas Eve,
all of you.
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- But, Kerry, that's Christmas Eve.
- Sorry, I have plans with Kyle.
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And I've got numbness
in my extremities.
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Dad, eww.
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Dad's right. Christmas Eve
should be like the very first Christmas,
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cavemen sitting around the tree
with Jesus opening presents.
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OK, that's it! We're all going
to Christmas Eve services,
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especially you, Rory,
and pay attention this time.
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We're gonna hear your mother
sing a solo.
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- Oh...
- "Oh," what, honey?
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Well, I just realized I'm gonna be
singing in front of you guys and
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what if I screw up?
I don't wanna screw up in front of you.
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You won't even notice us. There's gonna
be a couple hundred people in church.
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Oh.
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Don't look at it like you're singing
for a church packed with people.
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You're singing for God.
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Oh.
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You guys can't come.
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What? Wait a minute,
this is your first solo.
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Exactly and I'm nervous enough.
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Paul, please, just think of it
as a present to me.
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Hang on. Everybody was counting on
spending Christmas Eve together.
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I've gotta hold this to a family vote.
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Kids, your mother doesn't want us
to come to midnight services.
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- Cool.
- OK.
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- Fine by me.
- See ya.
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- Dad, I can't get these untangled.
- It's OK. Maybe we have enough.
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Sure you don't need help?
Kyle is great with undoing knots.
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- And hooks. And buttons. And snaps.
- Rory, shut up!
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OK, here we go.
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Hey, Fred. Fred Doyle.
Think I have a chance this year?
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[Jingle Bells plays]
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- Would you keep up?
- People might think we're together.
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God forbid anyone think
we're a family. Come on.
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Kerry's not gonna be with us
Christmas Eve, we'll go be with her.
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OK, fine, I'll keep it three steps
behind you, only because it's Christmas.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- What now?
- Hide me, it's Kyle.
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If he hasn't figured out we're
together by now, he's a moron.
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I can't believe him!
He got me jewelry!
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This is the worst Christmas ever.
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- Why would you say a thing like that?
- Because I only got him massage oil.
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- You got him massage oil?
- Yeah, and now I'm gonna look cheap.
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- Uh, yeah.
- OK, you're right.
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Level the playing field. Get something
better. Rory, help me. Come on.
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Don't buy anything you
have to rub on him, sweetie.
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Make it a real Christmas.
Take a homeless dog home.
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Idiot.
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Hey, Care Bear.
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- Dad, what are you doing here?
- Where else would I be?
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It's Christmas Eve and I wanna
spend it with all my kids.
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Then where's Bridget and Rory?
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I don't know.
Come on, honey, let's go.
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No, I am not leaving until
I find at least one dog a home.
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I can't even get people to stop.
It's like they just don't care.
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Hey, you're a good-looking family.
But, you know what's missing?
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A good-looking dog.
Hey, kid, you want a dog?
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- Puppies.
- Please.
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Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
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- Hey, what's going on?
- We found one a home.
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- I thought you were hiding from...
- Dad!
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Hiding from Santa, because he knows
when you've been bad or good.
239
00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:22,753
Don't worry, babe,
that's just an urban legend.
240
00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:27,427
OK, come on, let's go.
We got a dog adopted, which is...
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...not nearly enough.
242
00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:33,869
Bridget, Rory, Kyle grab a dog.
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- Great sad face.
- Thanks. It's new.
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Merry Christmas.
Enjoy your pre-owned dog.
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00:13:55,272 --> 00:13:58,022
- You guys, thank you so much.
- No, Kerry, this was nice.
246
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It was odd, but a nice way
to spend Christmas Eve.
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I got what I wanted. I got to spend
Christmas Eve with all my kids.
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00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,634
- Dad, don't touch me!
- We're in public.
249
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Don't even think about it, Dad.
250
00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:12,752
You're the dog nobody
wants to play with.
251
00:14:12,825 --> 00:14:13,754
[growls]
252
00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:17,150
Well, been there, pal.
Been there and back.
253
00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:21,242
- Bye.
- Bye.
254
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:25,788
Thanks for your help.
I'll take it from here. Merry Christmas.
255
00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:28,516
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
256
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,311
[dog whimpers]
257
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:34,028
- I'm gonna miss him.
- Me, too.
258
00:14:35,728 --> 00:14:38,830
- Nobody should be alone tonight.
- Well, we better get going.
259
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,450
We have to make a stop on the way home.
Oh, sorry.
260
00:14:46,397 --> 00:14:49,562
This isn't the Home of the Big Boy.
261
00:14:49,631 --> 00:14:51,836
You know, in a way it is.
262
00:14:53,027 --> 00:14:55,200
[whispering] Sir, could you move down...
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Mary Beth.
264
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,531
Bridget!
265
00:15:08,628 --> 00:15:10,900
Dad, I gotta do it or
it'll drive me crazy.
266
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:14,100
- Do it. I dare you.
- Dad, there's Mom.
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00:15:24,066 --> 00:15:27,933
♪ Silent night
268
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:31,786
♪ Holy night
269
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:35,565
♪ All is calm
270
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:39,377
♪ All is bright
271
00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:43,441
♪ Round yon Virgin
272
00:15:43,511 --> 00:15:46,296
♪ Mother and Child
273
00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:50,326
♪ Holy Infant
274
00:15:50,429 --> 00:15:54,875
♪ So tender and mild
275
00:15:54,947 --> 00:16:00,668
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace
276
00:16:02,891 --> 00:16:08,614
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace
277
00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:18,645
- # Silent night
- # Silent...
278
00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:22,396
- # Holy night!
- # Shepherds...
279
00:16:22,463 --> 00:16:26,264
♪ Shepherds quake
280
00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:30,117
♪ At the sight
281
00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:33,503
♪ Glories stream
282
00:16:33,579 --> 00:16:37,772
- # From heaven afar
- # Alleluia...
283
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:41,169
♪ Heavenly hosts
284
00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:45,297
♪ Sing Alleluia
285
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:48,667
♪ Christ, the Savior
286
00:16:48,732 --> 00:16:53,110
♪ Is born
287
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:56,602
♪ Christ, the Savior
288
00:16:56,675 --> 00:17:00,028
♪ Is born
289
00:17:01,065 --> 00:17:05,126
♪ Christ, the Savior
290
00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:10,919
♪ Is born ♪
291
00:17:15,445 --> 00:17:19,825
[choir humming melody]
292
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,005
[mouthing]
293
00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:29,410
Tell the truth. If we hadn't shown up,
you'd have been mad, wouldn't you?
294
00:17:29,477 --> 00:17:33,540
Well, it's Christmas Eve
and I was a solo.
295
00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:34,722
You sang beautifully.
296
00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:37,863
And you guys showing up
was the best Christmas present ever.
297
00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:39,275
- Was it?
- Thank you, honey.
298
00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:40,585
[door opens]
299
00:17:41,265 --> 00:17:42,891
[all] Eww.
300
00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:45,902
What are you doing outside?
It's freezing.
301
00:17:45,974 --> 00:17:47,863
We were looking at the Doyle's lights.
302
00:17:47,927 --> 00:17:50,069
[groans] The Doyle's lights.
303
00:17:50,392 --> 00:17:53,495
- Can we open presents?
- Rory, not until tomorrow morning.
304
00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:56,121
- Come on.
- OK, you can each open one.
305
00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:59,611
Rory, you first. There's one
right over there by the bookcase.
306
00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:02,564
I think you'll like it.
307
00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:09,412
A chemistry set! Thanks, Dad.
308
00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:10,468
Paul!
309
00:18:10,638 --> 00:18:12,200
[Bridget] So...
310
00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:15,825
So where are our presents?
311
00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:19,157
Uh, well, why don't you look
under the tree, Kerry and Bridget,
312
00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:24,280
if you're ready for your presents.
If you're ready for your presents.
313
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,805
- [Bridget] Where?
- [Kerry] Yeah, I mean...
314
00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:29,533
...none of these have our names.
- Keep looking.
315
00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:31,139
[door shuts]
316
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,825
Oh, this could take all night.
Girls, turn around.
317
00:18:35,305 --> 00:18:40,263
[gasps] Puppy! Oh, my God!
Thank you, Daddy.
318
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,752
[giggling] Thank you.
319
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:48,139
- Kyle, help me find my present.
- I am your present.
320
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,959
Oh, Daddy, thank you.
321
00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:54,417
I'll feed him, walk him,
and play with him every day.
322
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:56,730
I will too.
323
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,199
Hey, everybody, it's snowing.
324
00:18:59,713 --> 00:19:00,697
Oh, wow.
325
00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:05,860
- Nah, I'm just kidding.
- Rory!
326
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,712
- [electricity crackling]
- Whoa! What the hell happened?
327
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:11,400
It looks like the Doyles'
lights blew out.
328
00:19:11,471 --> 00:19:13,742
Totally blew out.
329
00:19:14,706 --> 00:19:16,594
Rory.
330
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:19,345
I didn't do anything.
I swear we were just looking.
331
00:19:19,414 --> 00:19:23,990
You mean it just happened?
Thank you.
332
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,222
[all] Merry Christmas, Dad!
333
00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:32,217
I just... I just don't know what to say.
This is the perfect Christmas.
334
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,143
- I'm here with my family and...
- And puppy.
335
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,866
- And puppy.
- And Kyle.
336
00:19:36,936 --> 00:19:39,306
And... Kyle.
337
00:19:39,372 --> 00:19:44,329
And the Doyles are gonna lose this year.
I'm the richest man in town.
338
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:49,200
God bless us, every one.
339
00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:51,825
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly
340
00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:54,036
[all] # Fa la la la la
La la la la
341
00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:56,116
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly
342
00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:57,950
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la...
343
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:05,726
- You got me soap?
- Gourmet soap.
344
00:20:05,797 --> 00:20:09,958
See, it says right there on the box.
This one's made of oatmeal.
345
00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:12,484
I think you use that one in the morning.
346
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,977
I saw you coming out
of the jewelry store.
347
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:19,729
Oh, yeah. Check out this
awesome watch. Three time zones.
348
00:20:19,796 --> 00:20:21,587
- You got yourself a watch?
- Yeah.
349
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,866
Ask me what time it is.
350
00:20:22,936 --> 00:20:25,786
- I think it's time for you to leave.
- Not in London.
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