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[# James Bond Theme playing]
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Rory, what do you like
about James Bond?
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I like that he has a license to kill.
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[horn honking]
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Yeah, me too.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- What's this one called?
- Kyle.
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- Hi, Paul Hennessy. Bridget's Dad.
- What's up! Kyle.
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Kyle. Right.
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Just so you know, Kyle, if you
ever pull into my driveway and honk,
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you'd better be delivering a package
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because you're sure as hell
not picking anything up.
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- Uh, sorry, Mr. Hennessy.
- Please.
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All the guys call me Paul, or
Sensei Paul, because of my black belt.
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- Whatever you're comfortable with.
- [phone ringing]
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[ringing continues]
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- Your pants are ringing.
- Yeah.
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What up, my brotha from anotha motha?
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Oh, Lindsey, yeah, I...
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I can't talk right now.
No, I'm at a friend's house.
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Yeah, just a friend.
Yeah. Late.
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- Mr. Hennessy...
- Please, Sensei.
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Lindsey, huh?
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You have other girlfriends, Kyle,
and that's fine with me...
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- Sweet.
...if it's OK with my daughter.
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Otherwise, you will continue
to date her and no one but her
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until she is finished with you.
If you make her cry, I'll make you cry.
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[grunts forcefully]
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- Hey, Kyle!
- Hey.
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Oh, my God, you talked to him.
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Little bit.
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You two have fun!
Later, my brotha from anotha motha!
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- Keys, keys, keys...
- Where are you going?
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You know this. I'm starting
the morning shift in ICU.
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- I have to get down to the paper.
- You're in charge of the kids today.
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Oh, right! That starts today.
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Actually, it started
when they were born.
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I just never worked mornings before.
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You know, you could call them
and tell them you're sick.
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Paul, you're doing this. Bye.
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This is a bad day for me.
I've got a huge deadline.
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Ed needs 800 words
on the boat show at Auburn Hills.
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OK, I'll tell the guy without a liver
to hold on because there's a boat show.
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- I owe you.
- [scoffs]
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Paul, if you love me,
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and if you ever want another shot
at a nurse fantasy...
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- And I do.
- And you do.
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...then you will stick to our plan
and share duties.
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- You're right.
- [Kerry] Bridget! Give me that!
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- [Bridget] That's my mirror!
- [Kerry] They're all your mirrors!
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OK. This is where
sharing the duties begins.
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Girls, don't make your mother
come up there!
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Good job.
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The boy. My boy.
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Hey, Dad.
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- Good morning, Care Bear.
- Yeah? Prove it.
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Someone's not getting any
Mickey Mouse pancakes today.
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Uh, Bridget... Why are you
dressed like that?
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It must be Casual Sex Day at school.
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Hey! At least I get...
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...look good.
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Cupcake, I think you missed
the word "under" in "underwear."
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I can see your bra and that slingshot
you're wearing under your pants.
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- It's a thong.
- It's floss.
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I can't wear anything else.
Panty lines. Hello.
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Panty lines, hello, are fine.
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- They were a big deal in my day.
- We're the Thong Generation.
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Well, maybe that's why
your generation is so angry.
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You're always walking around
with a wedgie.
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Hey, Dad, did you know Bridget's
got underpants with leopard spots?
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- What were you doing in my drawer?
- Showing my friends.
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- Oh God!
- No, no, no.
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Not the boy.
Never hit the boy.
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Go upstairs, cover up!
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[sighs]
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- Kerry, sweetie?
- What?!
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Problem in the coven?
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You're so immeasurably not funny.
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You seem like you're in
some kind of mood this morning.
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- Is everything OK?
- Stop yelling at me!
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I... Uh...
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I'm not yelling. Honey...
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...are you having your?
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Are you on your?
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Is it your...
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...birthday?
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No. It's not my... birthday.
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[screams]
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- What?
- Sack lunches?
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Only losers bring
their lunches to school.
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I brought a sack lunch every day
all throughout college.
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- Loser.
- Loser.
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- [Kerry] Stop here.
- [tires screech]
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[groans] Do not drop us off up front.
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And after we walk away,
do not shout something after us.
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- Or honk.
- Or wave.
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Don't say "you're welcome,"
like you're making a brilliant point
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because we didn't say "thank you."
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Oh, Dad.
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Bridgie! Care Bear!
You forgot your lunches!
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You're welcome!
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- Hey, Hennessy, think fast!
- Damn it, Tommy! Come on!
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- I got a meeting with Ed in five.
- Easy. Ooh.
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I'm sorry. I'm just a little crazed
because of my kids.
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You should've seen
the way my daughter dressed.
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- Which one, the hot one?
- No. You can't call her that.
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- Right. Not in front of you.
- Not ever.
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- Well...
- No, come on, you know.
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- You've got teenagers.
- But I've got the good kind.
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Boys.
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Boys are great.
My little guy's something, though.
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He made the flag football team
this year. Defensive End.
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Cute. Wanna hear something?
Guess what I found in Kyle's room?
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- What?
- Come on, guess. Condoms.
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- The big ones.
- Hey! Father of girls here.
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- What?
- You and I are no longer friends.
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When were we friends?
Whoa...
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Watch out for that one.
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Come on, relax, he's 17.
What were you like at his age?
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- Horrible.
- Well...
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Horrible!
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- Wait a minute! Kyle?
- He goes to your kids' school.
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Got kicked out of the old school.
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In fact, I think he's friends
with the hot...
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- Bridget.
- Hot Bridget.
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- Tommy...
- [phone ringing]
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I don't want to talk about the girls
right now. They're safe in school.
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Suspended? Kerry's suspended?
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She was ditching.
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This isn't like her.
She's an honor student.
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I have to ask, has anything big
happened in the home recently?
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Well, before I switched to columnist,
I was named Sportswriter of the Month.
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- How would that affect Kerry?
- It can't be easy living in my shadow.
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- She doesn't care about your shadow.
- Come on, Sportswriter of the Month.
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I meant something that
might be upsetting to the kids.
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- Cate went back to work.
- What?
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- Which was a mutual decision.
- I had to go back to work.
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Bridget is two years away from college,
and unless she gets a scholarship...
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[laughing]
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I'm sorry. Go on.
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Both of us working and sharing duties
seems like the only way to make it work.
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- Commendable.
- I make lunches and drive the kids.
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- Once. You did it once.
- I got them to school, didn't I?
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Next time make sure they walk
all the way in the building.
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Hello! People.
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Look, Kerry's a good kid,
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but she's at that age where
there's a lot of peer pressure.
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Drugs, sex, you name it.
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And as parents,
you need to ask the hard questions.
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Kerry, your father and I
are very disappointed...
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[beeping]
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Oh, my God, it's the hospital.
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I have to get back.
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But, Kerry, I will be home tonight
and we will talk then, OK?
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- You got this?
- Handled.
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I got your nose.
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[knocking]
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- Kerry?
- Dad, can I go to the library?
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- Just a second. Kerry?
- [horn honking]
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Uh, that's my ride. Bye.
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- Uh... I've decided you can go.
- [door closes]
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- Honey?
- What?!
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Now come on, I gave you enough...
Just a second.
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What? I come in here
to think sometimes.
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Get out!
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I let you have
the entire afternoon to chill.
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Oh, God.
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You gotta tell me why you're ditching
school. What's going on, Care Bear?
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Stop calling me that!
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God, one Halloween costume at five
and it sticks for life.
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Do I call you Man With Ax In Head?
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Kerry, I am your father.
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You can tell me anything, anything.
Anything?
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Stop looking at my pupils!
I'm not on drugs!
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I'm not accusing you.
Should I be? I mean, you know, I...
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There are certain signs.
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You lost interest in soccer like that.
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Yeah, in the third grade.
The coach wouldn't let me play.
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You were too little.
I was afraid to send you in.
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Well, something's going on with you,
whether it's drugs or...
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Are you using this?
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My retainer? Yes.
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- No, I'm not using birth control.
- Good.
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- So, you...
- No, I don't need birth control.
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Better.
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[giggles]
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What?
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It's funny that you're
worried about me,
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when Bridget says stuff like,
"I'm going to the library."
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"Hey, babe"?
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"Hey, sexy"?
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"Dat U?"
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"Yes, it me.
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Who dis... dawg?"
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"Jesse"? "Chatrooms"?
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Oh, my God!
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- [Bridget] Hey, Dad.
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Can you get me at the mall?
Lindsey's car died.
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Mall? What happened,
and please try to be coherent.
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We were on our way to the library,
but Lindsey's car died
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but Amanda and Brooke were getting
a picture taken for Brooke's birthday,
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which I want for mine,
they give you a makeover.
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Wendy did one with this cowboy hat,
which was so cute.
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- When I say coherent... Who's Jesse?
- Skittles.
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- Skittles?
- I'm getting Skittles for the movies.
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- Who said you could go?
- I can't help it.
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- I'm getting a nosebleed.
- You never listen.
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- Who is Jesse?
- Forget it. I'll ride with a stranger.
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No, don't you hang up on me.
Don't hang...
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God.
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[grunts]
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- Where you going?
- Out.
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- Mall?
- Yeah.
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Hey, check this out,
me checking you out.
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Checking me out,
checking you out.
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Yeah, I'm checking you out.
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Kyle!
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Hey, security, you've got
to stop that behavior over there.
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They're holding hands.
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Give me your pepper spray.
Just for a minute.
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Don't tempt me.
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- Hey, Kyle.
- I gotta go.
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Hey, check this out.
Me checking you out,
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checking me out,
checking you out.
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[clears throat]
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Oh. Hey!
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- What are you doing here?
- Uh... Oh, I just, uh...
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I had to pick up a new screwdriver,
the old one wouldn't...
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You need a ride home?
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Mm-hmm.
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- This is nice.
- What?
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You usually don't let me
put my arm around you.
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Oh, my God.
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So, you really never planned
on going to the library, did you?
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Sure, she did,
right after her Mensa meeting.
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Mensa is a club for geniuses.
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- I know what Mensa is.
- Kerry, this is private.
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OK.
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- Geniuses are really smart people.
- Kerry! Out!
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Bridgie, the truth, come on.
243
00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:34,049
All right, well I was trying
to run into Kyle.
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00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:37,832
I hoped he'd ask me to the homecoming
dance, but that's not gonna happen.
245
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,556
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
246
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,831
She's already going with Dustin.
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- Oh, my God!
- Bridget!
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- You already have a date?
- Yeah, but I could do a lot better.
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I mean, come on.
250
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,561
I'm past deadline,
sitting here feeling sorry for you
251
00:14:54,635 --> 00:14:57,668
when you're at the mall
scamming for somebody better?
252
00:14:57,739 --> 00:15:00,107
- Did he say "scamming"?
- He also says "chill."
253
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,415
Eww.
254
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,979
- Look at his pants.
- I know.
255
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All right! Kerry, out!
256
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:08,292
- Bridget, you are grounded for a month.
- What? No, no, no.
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00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:11,396
- One week and I clean my room?
- No negotiating. Three weeks!
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- One week, clean my room, no allowance.
- Two weeks.
259
00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:17,732
- Well, let that be a lesson to her.
- All right, now you...
260
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I am sick of your smartass attitude.
You're not going to homecoming either.
261
00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,770
- I wasn't going anyway.
- How come?
262
00:15:25,836 --> 00:15:27,977
'Cause it's stupid.
263
00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:32,165
'Cause it's for idiots.
'Cause, God...
264
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,708
- 'Cause no one asked her.
- Uh, yeah.
265
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[knocking]
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00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,740
- Kerry?
- Go away!
267
00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:48,139
Look, Kerry, come on,
please talk to me.
268
00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:51,369
- You got to let me in sometimes.
- Leave.
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00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,460
No, stay.
270
00:15:59,054 --> 00:16:00,482
Dad...
271
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,029
...do you think I'm pretty?
272
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:08,233
Well, of course I think you're pretty.
273
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:12,263
What about that guy who hugged you?
I bet he thinks you're pretty.
274
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,577
Him?
275
00:16:15,023 --> 00:16:19,397
I'm his friend.
I'm everybody's friend.
276
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:23,310
[sniffles] No one looks at me.
277
00:16:24,303 --> 00:16:27,499
Well, you know,
278
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,599
maybe if you didn't dress so baggy.
279
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:33,224
I mean, you know,
280
00:16:33,295 --> 00:16:36,808
you're starting to get a really nice...
oh, boy... figure, and...
281
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:40,971
...starting to develop things, so...
282
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:45,000
Why hide it, I guess.
283
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,275
- Do you want some money?
- Dad!
284
00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:53,285
I remember when you were born,
you had these huge eyes.
285
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:56,173
These enormous, expressive eyes.
286
00:16:56,239 --> 00:16:58,127
Big, like on monkeys.
287
00:16:58,223 --> 00:17:01,519
No wait, wait. First,
see where I'm going with this.
288
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:05,676
I got to watch this little girl
289
00:17:05,744 --> 00:17:08,875
catch up to these beautiful eyes
290
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:13,068
and grow into this lovely young lady
291
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:17,510
who looks particularly pretty right now
because, heaven forbid, she's smiling!
292
00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:20,747
A smile that can stop my heart.
Look at that, look at that.
293
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:21,929
Stop it.
294
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:25,132
So, in sum, yeah,
295
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,055
I think you're very pretty.
296
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:35,048
What do you know?
You're, like, 100.
297
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:54,222
- Dad?
- What?
298
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,576
Do you think I'm pretty?
299
00:17:58,162 --> 00:17:59,177
Get out!
300
00:18:05,522 --> 00:18:06,896
Hey, sweetie.
301
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,456
Paul?
302
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:14,094
- What's wrong?
- This is a bad place.
303
00:18:15,507 --> 00:18:17,874
- I'm mad at you. Something you said.
- What?
304
00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:19,946
"Let's start a family."
305
00:18:20,018 --> 00:18:22,059
It was a bunch of years ago.
306
00:18:22,131 --> 00:18:24,586
You wanted to keep going
till we had a boy.
307
00:18:24,659 --> 00:18:27,179
And the boy is fine.
It's the girls.
308
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:31,245
The girls, they don't seem
to like me very much.
309
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:33,487
Where did you go wrong, Cate?
310
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:36,970
- So you had a rough day?
- Yes, I did.
311
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:40,655
So are you saying that I had
the tougher job all these years?
312
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,796
No. You had them
when they were cute.
313
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,361
They've changed.
314
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,329
Now, look, you're just
having problems adjusting to the fact
315
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,468
that your daughters
are becoming women.
316
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,322
That is ridiculous.
They are not becoming women.
317
00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:58,382
Hey, you still have Rory, the boy.
318
00:18:58,453 --> 00:19:03,275
He's gonna get older and you guys
can hang out at Hooters and drink beers
319
00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:05,137
and come on to waitresses.
320
00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,621
- That's true.
- There you go.
321
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,037
But I want the girls to love me too.
322
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:16,052
I know.
323
00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:20,591
Hey, Paul, whatever's
going on in their lives,
324
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:24,402
you just have to trust
that they love you too.
325
00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:28,458
- Yeah, I guess.
- Mom? Dad?
326
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:31,762
I'm really sorry for ditching school.
I won't do it again.
327
00:19:31,829 --> 00:19:33,292
- Good.
- Glad to hear it.
328
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:34,347
I'll walk you up.
329
00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:42,094
Good night.
330
00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:45,869
You must have done something right.
331
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,588
Whoa.
332
00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:57,554
- To what do I owe this honor?
- Daddy?
333
00:19:57,623 --> 00:19:59,762
Oh, God, what do you want?
334
00:20:00,759 --> 00:20:04,850
How about I'm only grounded for a week?
Six days. I didn't go anywhere good.
335
00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:07,733
- Cate!
- I'm going with the boy you want,
336
00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:09,686
- which is like being grounded.
- Cate!
337
00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:10,896
You know, Lindsey...
338
00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:14,734
Hi, Dad.
339
00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:17,265
Hey, where's your shroud?
340
00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:20,336
- A friend's coming over.
- A boy?
341
00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,230
Yeah. Is it OK?
342
00:20:22,295 --> 00:20:24,269
To see you light up like this?
Sure.
343
00:20:24,343 --> 00:20:27,692
- [doorbell rings]
- He's here! I'm not ready.
344
00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:32,271
Hi, I'm Jesse.
345
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,994
- Chatroom Jesse?
- Yeah.
346
00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:36,307
Hey, is Kerry here?
347
00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:38,446
Mmm... No!
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