All language subtitles for 0Moodar Koodam

'Life most often dawns as
mundane and commonplace'

'Our life cycle is repetitive
Eat, work, sleep...daily'

'Only when we look back
at the end of our journey...'

'...do we realize how empty and
meaningless our life has been'

'In this endeavor, we fail to enjoy
every moment of our travel...'

'...unaware that the journey
as a whole comprises of our life'

'We search elsewhere, outside
for the life that ticks within us'

'And we die, unfulfilled'

'My life may dawn as anything'

'Who are you?'

'But definitely not common place'

'Fools Gathering'

"Without jobs on the street
No money to even eat"

"Our goals crumbled to powder
We flounder...we blunder!"

"We didn't make a name in the city
No use of our diploma and degree"

"Our plans messed up got tangled
Scrambled and mangled!"

'5 days earlier'

Mr Bakthavatsalam...?

Whom do you want to meet?

Uncle, I'm your nephew, Vellasamy

'Baktavatsalam's story
(25 years earlier)'

'Young Baktavatsalam'

'Vellai's dad'

'Didn't you bring
my sister with you?'

'Not wanting you to leave us
she has been crying nonstop'

'I am sure with this money
you'll do well in the city'

'And you'll clear the loan
on my house and land'

'What business will you start in
the city, my dear brother-in-law?'

'Have confidence
in confidence alone!'

I swear I didn't get
any telegram, Vellai

How terrible, I couldn't even
attend my sister's funeral

My stupid life just ticked fast
obsessed with my business

We must learn to
move on, kiddo

This is your aunt
My wife, Mandodri

Don't worry, son
We are all here for you

This is my father-in-law

A retired army officer and
a successful businessman

He was such a pillar of strength
when I started my business

My elder daughter, Kappuli
alias Karpagavalli

Hello...!

My 2nd daughter, Subiksha

My youngest son, Sabeesh

Useless fool! Forever
playing that silly game

Get ready for school

Useless fellow!!

Okay, dad, I have
some work to do too

I have no one to call as
family back home, uncle

I've completed
my diploma

I thought of staying here in
Chennai and hunt for a job

If I can sta-

Don't worry
All the very best

You are sure to
get a good job

But don't get too immersed in
job-hunting, visit us now and then

But...uncle, if I-

No ifs and buts!

You are as hot tempered
as your dad, I can see that

You want to hold on to your ego
till you can stand on your own feet

Instead...come home for
lunch at least once a month

Uncle, I don't wa-

Why don't you get your nephew
a decent job using your influence?

That's your 1st priority as soon
as we get back from Haridwar

Coming Friday at 3:00 a.m we are
going on a pilgrimage to Haridwar

I took a vow
I'd bring my family

We have lots of last minute
odds and ends to finish

We'll be back in 10 days

As soon as I'm back, you'll be
the 1st name in my 'things to do'

Give me your
mobile number

I'll call you
when I get back

You must drink coffee
before you leave, okay?!

I'm sorry, sir

I was broke...what I already
helped myself to wasn't enough

If you like I'll put back
whatever I took, sir

Please be kind
and let me go

If you put back what you took
as is where is, I'll let you go

Heyyy! Why are you standing still?
Return all that you stole, da

I just did, sir

Hey! Who wants
your sweetmeats?

Return the jewelry, da

Huh? Jewelry...sir?

Yeah, what you stole

Sendray?

Are you Sendrayan?

Code?

You are Sendrayan, right?

- Password?
- What Password?

You need a password
to use an ATM, kiddo

I have cash, why do I
need to go to an ATM?

Chinna sent me here

Didn't Chinna
give you a password?

He's asking
for a password

Do you believe it?

It's just weed, not
some cocaine or heroin!

I mentioned Chinna's name to you

Why don't you
just close the deal?

You're being so kiddish

To you, I may be a kid

To me my day has
taken a bad skid!

Looks like 2 jobless jackasses are
wasting my time by testing my patience

I pooh-pooh
you nincompoops!

Looks like it's my way
or you can 'pooh' away!

- What is poo?
- Poo this flower

- Oh, flower?
- Yes...you this flower

I'm like a flower?

- Yeah
- Thank you!

Come on, man
He is abusing us

Chinna mentioned
some code, didn't he?

What the heck is it?

Pa-ro-ta

How much?

Rs 400 for 1 packet

Excuse me!
That's daylight robbery?!

Just because there's no one to
question you, don't take advantage

2 years ago, tea you could get
for just Rs 2.50 is now 6 bucks

If tea can more than
double, why not this?

Let me repeat, it's my way
or you can 'pooh' away!

Okay, fine
Give it to us

Hey! Police

Did you catch that white guy
and his crony?

They just scooted

Why did they run like that
as soon as they saw us?

God only knows!

Like the jobless guy who
shaved his wife's head...

...we went to pee and ended
with a wild goose chase!

I've waiting near our jeep
for you, come soon

1 tea

1 glass tea is 6 rupees

1 glass tea

1 glass tea is 6 rupees, man!

½ a glass

Hey! Give him tea

Boss looks
like a star hero

Coolest gangster
in the neighborhood

Pi-lay-boy-

You guys spilt my tea

Get yourself another

I don't have money
to buy another glass

So what?

Buy me tea now

What a cool way to beg!

You're provoking me
I'm being very fair

What fair, bare, beware-

Hey, you blockhead
Fool...get lost!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiii!

Catch him

Grab him

Run...run

Let him go

Let go of his head

Dai!

Why are you targeting me alone
when there are 3 of us here?

I hit only those
who malign me

They used every goddamn cussword
on earth, what the heck did I say?

But you called me a fool!

When did fool
become a foul word?!

In my dictionary 'fool'
is the only abusive word!

I'll make mincemeat out of
whoever calls me that

So...will you split open my mouth?

Boss...forgive me

Spare me...please, please

Mr Naveen...good

Your scores on the previous
3 rounds are outstanding

Thank you, sir

Your group discussion
score is highest so far

Thank you, sir

Mr Naveen, which school
did you go to?

I've filled the form, sir

It says juvenile...?

If you want me
to clarify further...

...I studied in a prison school
for convicted children

Is that a problem?

Not at all, that's not an issue

Only...uh...hmmm-

'We'll get back to you soon, Mr Naveen'
Isn't that what you want to say, sir?

How's the new job,
Mr Night watchman?

How do you guys
trace me all the time?

Yov! No one can escape
our hawk eyes inside the city

Why do you hound me like this, sir?

I can't get a suitable job
because I was in a prison school

And you guys give me grief
in whatever job I manage to find

What to do, man?

We need a man urgently
for identification line-up

Just come and stand
for 1/2 an hour and leave

Sub inspector has promised
he'll leave you alone after that

What is that case?

This gentleman filed a complaint
about stolen jewelry in a wedding

It seems they found
the lost ornaments

Now he wants to
withdraw the complaint

- Which fellow?
- That fair guy inside

From last night we have
been interrogating him

- The other 2?
- Petty cases, sir

I'm stuck here without
warrant for bigger cases

You nitwits are fooling around
catching such small fries!

Who the hell is this?

Didn't that politician's cousin complain
about a theft in his house, sir?

We haven't got any clue and we are
being pressurized from the top brass

Election is nearing

So we couldn't
touch the local thugs

I thought, we could
do an eyewash

At least a mock identification parade
with these guys to ease up the situation

Yov! I'm waiting to
nail that politician

His cousin gets preference, huh?!
Release everyone, you moron!

I don't want to see your
faces again, understood?

Have you eaten?

Here...share it

This sparkling liquid is
the smartest invention of mankind

Even if he doesn't confess his sins
to his bride on their wedding night...

...just 3 rounds with his
first time drink-buddies

...and all the skeletons in his
closet will come tumbling out

Bingo, boss!

So we are 4 jobless, penniless
orphans and kings of this country

Kings? 1st see if you are
even considered a citizen!

Do you have a voter ID?

You need a ration card
to avail a voter's ID card

To get the ration card, you need
an address...do you have one?

Driving license?
Bank account?

PAN Card?

What's your proof
you are an Indian, boss?

At the moment we are only
fit to be called drunkards!

Boss, I had a ration card,
address, relatives...everything

I came here hoping my uncle
would help me relocate

But he showed me the door
with just 1 cup of coffee!

My father mortgaged his land and
house for him to settle down in the city

Today with absolutely
no gratitude told me...

...'we are going to Haridwar
Visit me after a month'!

Thankless dog...!

Why doesn't God strike him dead
with a sudden lightning bolt?!

May he rot in hell!

How I hope someone breaks
into his house when he is away...

...and loots him
to the last paisa!

Vellai means white, not a man
with a black tongue to cast spells!

A virgin's spell will work
Are you chaste, boss?

Chastity is a woman's item
All that doesn't work for us

Can 'items' be virgins, boss?

Why someone else
should loot the house, White?

Why not us?
We have nothing to lose

And I don't think
it is wrong on our part

It's your father's money
He amassed it cheating you

Boss, you think big, speak big
I respect you real big!

But this is not good enough
a reason to break in, boss

What more do you need, Sendrayan?

Should your mother, sister or a close
friend die for it to be a big reason?

For men like us, when life itself
is hell, death is no big deal at all

Fair or unfair, I am not
trying to justify myself here

I can't survive
in this city anymore

I doubt if you fellows can either

Let's steal once and try to
make an honest living out of it

And isn't it your dad's money?
White, that's what you said, no?

After thinking deeply about it
doesn't seem wrong to me either

White, right or wrong
is not important at all

Risk or not is what counts

Risk is zero, boss

The whole family is going to
Haridwar this Friday at 3:00 a.m

There won't be
a soul for a week

If we break into the house at 5:00 a.m
the same day and loot the house...

...we can do a silent clean sweep

No one will even complain
to the police for a whole week

That gives us more than enough
time to escape without any hassle

Sendrayan, White has neatly
analyzed it in black and white!

If need be we can wear masks

- Why do we need masks?
- Just in case there's a risk

- Don't paralyze
- Your own analysis, boss

There is no risk?
Or there might be some risk?

No risk at all, Sendrayan

This mask is like the asterisk
in advertisements...conditions apply!

What does that mean, boss?

Means robbing that house
is not wrong at all!

Kuberan, are you
with me or not?

As a kid ever since I ran away from
home to this city, I sleep on the sidewalk...

...eat from trash cans, do odd jobs and
wear whatever I can lay my hands on

I've always been so lonely
I have even talked to myself!

For the 1st time in my life I've got
3 friends here and I'm on cloud 9!

If you 3 ask me to jump into
the river Cooum, I'll gladly obey

I know we just met

But still I want to know
Do you trust me?

What's the address, White?

# 28, 3rd main road,
Raja annamalai puram

What should I steal
from that house?

A green CD printed
with a red skull

I don't steal pirated VCDs
That's against my job ethics!

Mr Miles, it isn't a pirated VCD

A gang has recorded
my private life

It's safe to enter through
this rear entrance, boss

It's a quiet street with houses
spaced few and far between

They aren't after my money
Their motive is business rivalry

They want to destroy me

My family reputation is at stake

I understand

This kind of blunder
is a common affair!

But it becomes
'talk of the town'...

...when the rich and
the famous are involved

Don't worry

That CD won't be
a problem to you anymore

Thanks

And you need
to steal a doll too

Got it! Doll means
a golden statue, no?

No...!

A stuffed toy
Like a teddy

Like what you get for 100 bucks
in Pondy Bazar on the sidewalk?

Why don't you
get it from there?

I have my job ethics, boss

Me...Miles stealing a mere toy?
What happens to my reputation?

That gang forcefully
grabbed my daughter's doll

Now a little girl in
that house has it

My daughter really
treasured that doll

She is off her rocker
because of that loss

If it touches a chord in him
and the reason is justified...

...however small it may be
this Miles will take up the job!

This is also
my job ethics!

Do you have any
photograph of that doll?

No, but it's a clown-faced
red doll with a mocking smile

It has 'Happy life'
written on its stomach

Draw it for me, please?

Not the face

'Apple leaf' or some
such thing you said!

It's not 'Apple leaf'
It's 'Happy life'...!

Yeah, draw that picture

Miles, they are letters

What's up for grabs, White?

My uncle has stashed
a lot of public money

Will be quite a fortune!

Your 'quite' is so relative, boss

Be positive, Sendrayan
Think big, it will be a heavy haul

Did you get the masks?

Yes! Boss

Sendrayan, what's this?

Monkey caps, boss

I can see that, Sendrayan

But why are you
giving these to me?

You were the one
who asked for them, boss

I asked you to buy
masks, Sendrayan!

Couldn't you find
masks in the market?

I found lots, boss

Sendrayan, you went to
the market to buy masks

And you found
plenty of them too

But you bought
monkey caps instead

Yes, boss

Sendrayan, don't say yes, here

But tell me why

There isn't much
of a difference, boss

This comes up to the chin

That extends a little more
to cover mouth and nose

Why spend that much?
So I settled for this

Sendrayan, why is this alone
green while the rest are brown?

That's for me, boss
I always like to be unique!

Sendrayan, are we attending
a temple festival back home?

We are breaking into a house

'Who are you?'

Aunt, that's my friend

It's me, Vellaisamy

Oh...you!

You scared me
for a moment

But why are you here
at such an unearthly hour?

You said you are
leaving at 3:00 a.m

It's just 5:00 a.m
There's still half a day

But I still don't understand
why you are here at this time?

Uh...since you are
leaving...uh, uncle-

Oh! So your uncle
called you for help?

Thank God, you came

Actually our maid left suddenly
because her daughter is not well

Servant boy took off
yesterday of all days!

We haven't even started packing!
I was lamenting about this

That's why your uncle
called you to help, huh?

Thanks

But it isn't even that cold, why are
all of you wearing monkey caps?

Boys nowadays
are very week

Dai...!

Wow!!

Hey stupid!
Why did you do that?

Come to the next room, baby

Do I have a feeding bottle?

Am I sucking my thumb?

Or am I rolling on the floor
with my diapers on?

- Am I?
- No

Then, stupid! Why are
you calling me 'baby'?

Don't you know
how to talk to a girl?

You've grown up
like a camel!

And what the hell
are you doing in my room?

Look, come to the next room
silently with me, or else-

Or else, what?

Mommy, why do you let
random strangers into my room?

Fool!

What's the problem here?

This little brat isn't cooperating, boss

Brat? Hey! Mind your language

Hey! Don't you know to obey?

Get out

So you're the gang leader
for this buffoon!?

First of all you get out,
you scoundrel

Are you from
the mental hospital?

You crazy nut!

Idiot...! How dare you enter
my room without my permission?

Do you know my friend's
father is a police constable

I'm going to put you behind
bars and break your knees

How dare you come into
my room and boss me around?

You bunch of fools!

Bloody hell!

Whom do you
think you ar-

Get out of here

Awwwwwwwwww!

White...!

Here are the keys to
all the rooms in this house

Lock the front
and back doors

Okay, boss

Vellaisamy...you scum bag!

You acted goody-goody and
now show your true colors

You thieving mongrel!
You'll regret this

If the 'have-nots' taking from
the 'haves' is called theft...

...then people like you who waste
money on kennels and garages

...while we poor are homeless
are also thieves, Bakthavatsalam!

Once upon a time, this earth
was common to all of us

And we were all born
equal and naked

But in the name
of civilization...

...people like you started taking
more than your rightful share

...and we remain
naked even now!

You stole the roots of our lives to
get this civilized upper-class status

There's a lot of difference
between earning and stealing

I earned all this

When 100 hungry men are standing
below a mango tree laden with 100 fruits...

...nature's justice, everyone
must get a mango each

But when 5 stronger men like you
with more money and talent...

...climb faster, taking 5 mangoes each
then 20 hungry men are left with nothing

Starving, with no other option, they are
at the mercy of the stronger men

Now the stronger man using
these people grow 5 mango trees

They harvest 500 mangoes
and give them 1 mango each...

...in the name of wages!

Taking from a person alone
is not 'theft' Bakthavatsalam!

Denying a person his or her
rightful share is also 'theft'!

A bad workman
blames his tools!

The talented and
the strong win

The weak lose
This is the law of nature

Survival of the fittest!

In that case, we are strong
And you are the weak

We are the freaking fittest here!

Boss...!

Catch him...catch him, Tiger...!

Tiger, come on, attack

Tiger, come on

Attack!

Dog...get lost!

'Tiger's flashback'

Mr Bakthavatsalam?

Yes...?

The Great Dane
you asked for!

- What is this?
- Great Dane 'cub', sir!

Cub? It's just a puppy

Take a close look, sir

Only if it is born in India

This is British hound

This breed is
called Great Dane

Like a tiger cub

Let it be a cub, kitten or ritten
Why have you brought it here?

When you've ordered it, how can
I take it to Mr Obama's house?

Me? I didn't make
any phone calls

But I did, dad

You did? But, why do you
need a puppy, honey?

Why do you need
a new car dad?

So you are the sweet lady
making the deal here?

May I present you this...and this...!

I get the puppy
Bill is for my daddy!

As you say, senorita

Your bill, sir

Whaaaat?!!
30,000 for a pup?

This is ridiculous!

This is peanuts
for this pup, sir

It's not an ordinary dog
It's a 'Great Dane'!

A man who doesn't
even fear a tiger...

...will be terrified of this!

Don't think twice to spend
on this 30000 worth dog

It can guard
30 million for you!

It's a tiger

"He's a sooper dog
Great Dane"

"He's a dooper dog
Great Dane"

"It will guard with dedication
all your prized possession"

"Great Dane
Great Dane"

"He's a great dog
Great Dane"

"He's a giant dog
Great Dane"

"Thieves he wards
and forts he guards"

Daddy...say yes
for my sake...please

Master, my daughter's wish
I couldn't nurture or nourish

At least you let the wish
of your daughter flourish!

It's a ferocious dog, sir
It'll scare the pants off people!

What the heck?

A song for a dog?
This is too much

Come on, Bakthu
A dog is a symbol of status

Mr Rao has
a Pomeranian

Mr Menon has
a German Shepherd

Mr Choudry has
a Hutch dog

Don't we too need
a foreign dog indeed?

Now please
sign the cheque

You dog...get down!

Sir, post

Madam, milk

Closets, safety lockers, cupboards

I need all the keys

Where are the keys?

I don't know

He is a kid, White
How will he know all that?

Don't underestimate
this little brat!

He's a mini-demon
Just like his father!

Do you have
any more keys?

No...but-

Just answer me, not a word
more, not a syllable less

Got it?

Where is the locker?

Excuse me, I wanna
use the restroom

What?

I want to use the bathroom

After we help ourselves to your
money, you can please yourself

Impossible!
I need to...right now

Sendrayan, escort this girl

"Ghastly...ugly!
Dirty...unlucky!!"

My room is downstairs

Sorry, only 1 room
is allowed for you

And I decide which

Do you have no shame at all
to stand so close to the door?

Stand a little away

You got me all wrong because
I spoke sweetly to you

Boss has trusted me
I have to stand here

Will you even rob
inside our bathrooms?

- Relieved?
- Relief?!

You 5 guys will repent
for torturing us like this

Why 5?

My sister's lucky number is 5!

Mine like yours
is always # one

White and I will go down
to search for the money

You both have
a hawk-eye on them

If anybody talks,
break their jaw!

All of you should
stay silent, got it?

Silence!!

I got out of the wrong side
of my bed for sure this morning!

I knew when he stepped into our house
claiming to be your long lost nephew!

I'm just a servant here, boss

I haven't even been paid
this month's salary as yet

On top of it, I'm sure the press
and media will hound us shortly

Do you think the reporters
will make a bee line here?

Silence!

You look like a shirt in a closet
dangling its sleeves from a hanger?!

All of you stand
upside down!

What?

I said 'all of you
stand upside down!'

Are you kidding?

Do we look like
school kids to you?

Daaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii!!!

How maddening, boss
Not even 5 bucks here!

You pre-empted my dialog, White!

You don't have to
You can sit down

Why is she alone exempted?

Because she is a woman

What am I then?

I meant pretty woman!

Everyone in my ladies' club
think I resemble Julia Roberts!

Can't your jaundiced eyes see that?!

Some mad gang
we are stuck with

The whole town praises
my resemblance to Julia

But this idiot is blind

My fate!!

I can't hold on any longer

Try standing upside down
and everything will flow back!

What's all the lamenting about?

Not lamenting
Just abusing 2 fools!

Which 2 fools?

As if we will abuse
George Bush and Bin Laden?

Only you both

Only dunderheads will make us
stand on their heads like this!

Sendrayan, what's this?

They are standing
upside down, boss

I can see that, Sendrayan

But why?

I told them to stand
this way, boss

I'm sure they wouldn't want to
stand this way of their free will

Why did you make them
stand this way?

Boss, you told me to break
their jaws if they spoke

I didn't have
the heart to do that

That's why

Sendrayan, looks like
they've reformed now

Can you kindly lessen
their punishment?

Sendrayan, at least
let the kids sit!

Kids alone can sit

Why are you partial to them?

Because they are kids

People at my ladies' club
claim even I am child-like!

Don't be silly, mom

Thanks, boss

Bureau, locker, cupboard
No money or jewelry

Where have you
stashed them all?

That's what my dad is trying
to explain from the beginning

But you guys didn't let hi-

You half-ticket! Don't you know not to
interrupt when grown-ups are talking!

Stop it! You've chosen
the wrong home to steal!

Hasn't it still entered
your thick skulls?

What is she saying?

My father's company is bankrupt
Now we owe millions to the public

That's why we are absconding
from this city...country today!

Anything else you want to know?

Then the pilgrimage story?

That's our cover-up story
for all thick skulls!

Now we are high-class beggars!

Even the jewelry is all fake
You can check for yourself

So there is nothing
in this house?

Nothing except us
and you 5 fools!!!

What, Bakthavachalam?

Last 2 months you haven't paid me
the interest for the loan you took

Not picking my calls, are you
planning to double-cross me?

Of course, sir

I was stressed out with
my business, that's all

I'm not a fool
to buy your fibs

I heard you're planning
to flee the country!

You can't escape me
without returning my loan

Hasn't he just agreed
to return the money?

He will

Don't talk unnecessarily

Leave now

Bakthu, have you
set up hired men?

Do you know who
these guys are?

Dawood 'bhai's' henchmen

Heard of Dawood 'bhai',
who heads crime syndicate?

He has opened a new
mafia branch in Chennai

I'm his 1st customer

Look how professionally
I'm dealing with you

And you are trying to
scare me with 3 buffoons?!

Why get hyper, sir?

How much does
he owe you?

Total 2 crores balance

Means 20 millions?

Then what lions? Nitwit!
Don't you know English?!

Gawd!

These guys
are wasting my time

Hey you 2, why have
you come with me?

What?

I know the answer

Stupid!

Am I running a school here?

These 2 boys are
just apprentices

Real gangsters are at
Saleem 'bhai's' office

If you don't give the money,
next we'll go there directly

Understand, you moron?!

Kuberan, looks like
you want to pay them back?

Definitely, we must pay them
back in their own coin, boss!

Okay, take them
to the garage then

I'll get Sendrayan

We seem to be
short of 1 hand

Hey! Your respect is
vanishing into thin air?!

You dare call me a moron?
You Nincompoop!!

Hey! How dare you abuse me?!

If you abuse in English,
it's fragrant

And if we do the same
in Tamil it stinks, huh?!

Kick your bloody rear and
a tight slap on your swollen face!

Hey wheat eater!
You've been here so long

Can't you speak
Tamil properly?

What are you waiting for, White?

Pull the shutters down!

They don't know what a terror
I'm regarded as in my slum

I'm staying quiet only to
prevent bloodshed here

He's such an empty vessel!

If he had seen the way they hammered
the hell out of that financier...

...all his bones would be ground to
a pulp from his feet to his face!

Looks like we'll all die of sore knees

Don't worry

So far you've seen only
the Jekyll side of Bakthavachalam

Today I'll show you
my Hyde side

Hey Saravana! Listen
without interrupting me

4 thugs have right royally
barged into my house

Get all our men, weapons
and come over immediately

Got it?

Hello?

Sweetie, isn't your dad around?

Daddy is taking
a shower, uncle

Okay sweetie, when your dad
comes out, tell him uncle Baktha-

Uncle, will you
get me ice-cream?

Definitely, sweetie
When your dad-

And chocolate as well

Okay, baby
When dad comes ou-

Then milk chocolate too

I will definitely do that

3 Dairy milk chocolates

Yes 3, when dad-

Then sweet balls, rice steam cake,
milk sweet, pancake, string hoppers...

...curd rice, twisters, fritters, pizza,
lollypop, burger, chicken noodles

...mango milkshake
with ice cream

Why don't you call police?

Don't you want to
board the next flight?

These fools will leave soon
when they know we are broke

But if the cops come
we can't escape!

You can tell a person's net worth
by the money he borrows!

Person earning in thousands
will borrow in thousands!

Person earning in lakhs,
borrows in lakhs!

What does it mean when
someone borrows in millions?

No idea, boss

If you are alone in a room
with a girl in her birthday suit...

...will you quit, Sendrayan
saying 'no idea what to do'?!

I will try, boss

Then just try, Sendrayan
Don't immediately give up

If someone borrows 2 crores,
it means he doesn't have 2 crores!

That's one side of the coin

Flip side is, a businessman borrows
2 crores to earn more profit than that

To a man who has Rs 10
1 rupee is loose change

Same holds good for one
who has 1000s and millions...

...nickels, dimes and pennies in
that proportion will be loose change!

For a person who borrows in millions,
Rs 100000 will be worth pennies!

This house will also have
their corresponding 'pennies'

Let's find that

'Customer you are trying to reach is
unreachable or beyond coverage area'

Should that rascal be beyond
coverage area today of all days?!

Sendrayan, smash whatever remotely looks
like a mobile phone into a million pieces!

Sendrayan, why did you break that?

You only asked me to
break into a million pieces...

...anything that 'remote'ly
resembled a mobile phone!

Excuse me, I want to invoke
the senior citizen rights!

I want to sit down

Hey old man! Did you
behave like a senior citizen?

Did you even know how to
behave with us, your guests?

White...why are you getting
stressed out unnecessarily?

He wasn't being unreasonable
It's a fair request on his part

Let us also make a fair
request from our side!

Get these 3 balls to the last circle
you can sit even without asking us

Grandfather is now
going in circles!!

What's there to snigger?!

Daddy, it hurts

You stupid wretch!

Why couldn't you
have just shut up?

Forever being
foolish and stupid!

Moron...brainless nitwit!

Why are all of you
slapping me for no reason?

Parents at home,
teachers at school

And now you
random strangers?!

If you've come here to steal,
do that and go...why hit me?

If I'm called a fool and
moron by everyone...

...where does that leave me?

Nobody loves me

Everyone loves hitting me

If God created me a fool
it's His mistake...what can I do?

Why the hell
are you hitting me?

If you ever try hitting this boy
I'll chop you to pieces

Do you have any idea how much
his fragile heart must be hurting?

- Kuberan?
- Be quiet, boss

They dream a future for us
to support their false prestige!

And if we don't rise
to their expectations...

...they start labelling us fools
and good-for-nothing oafs!

Stuck in this 'catch 22' situation
we end up really becoming...

...good-for-nothing fools!

Instead of what they named their kids
they call them 'idiot', 'fool' and 'moron'!

You come with me, kiddo

'Kuberan's flashback'

"Once upon a time was
a small boy Kuberan"

"He was battered
and bruised lifelong"

"Though he prayed to God
his life was constantly flawed"

"Kubera...is an ass
A total ignoramus"

"Kubera...duffer
dunderhead and muffer"

"Kubera is an idiot
Nincompoop and nitwit"

"Kubera...!"

"To live this life with worth
To rule this earth...!"

"This life to live with fervor
this world to conquer"

"Hurling hurdles and gloom
Seeds that sprout to bloom"

"Let our minds every day
start afresh in a new way"

Excuse me, I need
to use the bathroom

Is peeing your hobby or what?

We are here to steal

Not to chaperone you
to the bathroom

How can I pee with
a stranger spying on me?

So...? Can I send you in a chartered
rocket and send you to the moon?

Sendrayan...?

Awww! How can I relieve myself
if someone is breathing down my neck?

Sorry, some things
are beyond your control

You've close the door, right?
It will automatically relieve itself

How will 'this' go
if I close the door?

It's your problem
after you close the door

I can't help it
This is quite common!

Shameless pig!

This may be
common for you

I'm from a decent family

Hello! Don't drag families
for this trivial a matter?

Especially when I am
clueless about mine!

My make-up is all ruined

Please relax

I admit stealing is bad
But violence is even worse

So just like how
I advocate nonviolence...

...you don't take law
into your hands!

Sit tight...and be calm

Don't call the cops...please

Look how he's threatening us
with finesse, smooth operator!

You can cheat us, but you
can't hoodwink the cops

Don't call the cops, please

I haven't stolen anything

You can only if there is
something here to steal!

Kneel properly, jerk!

I've been really
patient all this while

But even my patience has a limit

We haven't found
anything here

Don't deny it because
I'm not a fool to buy that!

Where have you stashed
all your money, tell me?

There is no money or
jewels in this house, boss

When have you admitted
you have money to a thief?

Just tell me
where the money is

Or else I'll kill her

I'd have happily given
all of it to you if I had

I'm begging you
Just let her go

Dad, why should you beg
to some random robber?!

You 5 guys will surely
be caught by the police

You numerology maniac!

Next time you say 5 guys,
I will drill this into you!

How do I refer to
you 5 guys then?

4+1?

- Who are the 5, fool?
-You 5, you moron

So he isn't one of you?

Who the hell are you, man?

I'm a thief, boss

Don't lie
You aren't one of us

I belong to a different
department, boss

I'm not here for money

Then what have
you come to steal?

CD

So, what have we come to
steal here, candy boxes?

I swear, boss

Out of habit I did look
for money and jewels

But my real
purpose is a CD

I don't lie to my
fellow-robbers!

Job ethics

Trust me, there is
nothing in this house, boss

What more affirmation
do we need?

We are first-timers

But he looks like stealing
is his hereditary business!

He himself hasn't got anything

Lingering here still is
sheer foolishness!

Let's leave, boss

Money and luxury
are not in our destiny

Let's go look for
what we are destined

True, boss

If all the foxes get
the grapes they jumped for...

...then every fox
will be jumping, boss

I know efforts always
don't yield rewards, White

But it's the effort that counts and I'm glad
we jumped, not if I tasted the grapes!

I'm not a computer program to live
a life written by some stranger

This is my life
and I am its author!

I'm not sure
of a tomorrow

Today is my life

Today I'm here to steal

Right or wrong
I don't care

And my mission
isn't over as yet

To be practical than philosophical
a chit-fund might go bankrupt

But the owner has never
ended up a pauper!

We came here to steal

And we will leave
with fat wallets only!

Put it on speaker mode

- Hello?
- Hello partner!

Why is your other
phone 'not reachable'?

My cell went dead

You are being very casual
as if your relative went to hell!

Okay, listen to this

I've opened accounts
in both our names

And deposited all the cash
in a bank in Dubai

Residency visas for our families
has been okayed as well

I've cancelled the 3:00 p.m flight
and booked the midnight flight

I'll come home this evening to
give you visa papers and flight tickets

No need, I'll collect
all that in the airport

I thought you might need
some cash before you leave

I've kept aside
Rs 200000 Indian currency

I don't need anything now

This money will
be handy for you

Stay geared, partner

We have plenty of people
to hoodwink in Dubai...bye

So what shall we
decide now, guys?

Anything except leaving this place
before the money arrives, boss

You secretive son of a mongrel!

How tight lipped
he has been, boss

Won't you be stealing
millions in Dubai?

What's wrong if you get
robbed of Rs 200000?

You clammed up crook!

Saleem 'bhai', I'm in deep pain
But you are oblivious of my plight

Hey! How many times I have
told you to speak only in Tamil?

When Dawood 'bhai' sent me
to head the Chennai branch...

...1st thing I did
I learnt Tamil

Do you know why?

Because the patriotism the people
of Tamil Nadu show to their lingua-

...oops language!
I admire them for it

All other Indian states speak Hindi
instead of their mother tongue

But these people still
retain their identity

I even went through
a 'google' search

Tamil is a very
ancient language

We should be proud
to speak Tamil

He has fixed this match
and is hitting a sixer!

Shoot him dead

Where were we?

Scrooge! You mint money here and
you're well off thanks to the Tamilians

But you won't learn
their language?

Sorry, 'bhai'

This is not the time to glorify Tamil
but to strike the right business deal

I lent you money so I could
get back my money from him

He got his henchmen to hit me

And he hit the thugs of
Dawood 'bhai' as well

But you're watching cricket without
knowing the gravity of the situation

Brain, finish the job, okay?

Do you know why
I'm called 'brain'?

Because what's in the mind
of my boss, 'bhai'...

...I execute
as his brain!

Do you know that chap
all suit-up and standing?

He is a business
tycoon from Mumbai

But why is a Mumbai
tycoon exercising here?!

He came seeking help from
Saleem 'bhai' to fix a contract here

But he tried to mess up with Saleem 'bhai'
and he is paying for his stupidity

Punishment?

He is playing
ping-pong happily

Yes, he has been
playing for 2 days

If he drops the ball,
the fatso shoots him

How long should
he keep playing?

He has to keep playing

Keep playing means?

It means he has to keep playing

Until he drops the ball

- And then?
- Fatso shoots him

The ball is bound to drop
Then why struggle like this?

Hope...!

Somewhere in between 'bhai' might
change his mind, a small ray of hope!

I advise you the same to you

Hope for the best

We all stash millions in the hope
we'll live tomorrow, don't we?

So instead of talking
stupidly to 'bhai', trust him

Now watch the game

'Bhai' has fixed this match
parting with a HUGE amount

Let me share a secret with you
It will be useful to you for sure

I know zero about cricket

1 wicket gone

It would be wonderful if someone
sends that traitor to hell!

What the hell?
Someone has done our job

They have shot that traitor

It's our men, boss

You only gave orders
to do so a little while ago

I didn't mean it literally

This crazy chap
took me seriously!

But I like your workmanship

You are an efficient employee!

Because you are fleeing the country
should you keep your fridge empty too?

Is there anything
to eat at all?

We only have dog feed

Then get me a plate of it

Dog feed is for dogs!

Shall we order pizza?

What is it...sweet or salt?

Height of ignorance!
Let me order

Cell phone

Yeah, I'd like to order
2 cheese pizzas

2 chicken pizzas
and 2 cups of noodles

With chopsticks

And all of them in big size

Spicy or regular?

Guess, he hasn't tried anything
except roadside rice steam cakes!

Actually I eat only
pizzas and burgers

'Sendrayan's flashback'

- Dai...!
- Sir...?

- Who is his class teacher?
- Me, sir

Write down the names
of all those who talk

- Scumbag
- That's me, sir

- Sleazoid
- Me, sir

- Good for nothing
- Me, sir

How can you be numb, dumbo?
Even if scolded so?

Shameless fellow!

My name is Sendrayan
I have no luck with girls

To tell you the truth
I don't know why

I'm clueless about everything
To read or write...I know nothing!

They say God created me
Why does he bestow beauty?!

"ABCD is all fine by me
Look at my Bruce lee body"

"Zillions go gaga over me"

"You come or go, sweetie
I don't care really!"

"You don't know"

"I don't know"

"Why don't know?"

"No...don't know"

"He has no clue"

"No...don't know"

"Me...ghastly
Me...ugly"

"Me...dirty
Me...unlucky"

"What kind of life is this
so 'doggamn' crappy!"

"Come, my dear sweet potato
Life to me is a pond so blue"

"I swim around in sheer joy
Let's live here and enjoy"

"Sendrayan has no clue"

"My dear girl, worthwhile
with your lovely smile"

"You stole my heart forever
You made my eyes water"

"My dear girl, worthwhile
with your lovely smile"

"You stole my heart forever
You made my eyes water"

"Sendrayan has no clue"

Is Karpagavalli here?

I'm her office colleague

She hadn't come to
office whole of this week

So...

She is not in town

Why?

For her elder sister's
baby showers

But she doesn't
have an elder sister

Is Mahathma Gandhi our dad?
But don't you call him so?

Like that...her sister

Why are you
staring at me, man?

What work do you do?

I am a software engineer

Why did you slap me?

Because you questioned me now

But you slapped me
before I questioned you

Now I slapped you after
you questioned me...happy?

Food has been delivered
Sendrayan, come along

Kuberan, you keep an eye on them
till Sendrayan relieves you

Kuberan...watch them
If anybody moves...!!

I'm just standing outside

If anybody moves...!

I'm just standing outside

If anybody moves...!!

Hello?

Miles, where are you?

At the address you gave, boss

Why are you still there?
Did you get the item?

Your CD is nowhere
to be seen, boss

Did you search properly?

Like a sieve!

I know for sure, boss

I guess they might have
hidden it somewhere safe

At least did you find
my daughter's doll?

That's also not here, boss

Look properly
I'm sure it's in the house

There are zillion dolls here

But not a single doll has
the picture you drew on it!

Miles, please say it in a way
I can understand

I don't understand myself, boss

What am I doing here?

What are these 4 thieves doing here?

And I have no clue
why I'm their hostage!

Thieves? Are they
after our item too?

They don't seem
to be that foolish!

It's just money
they are after

I should knock my brains out
for choosing you to do this!

I hope you won't stop the payment
because I couldn't get the CD

Have you hung up on me?

Repeat

Okay

Hey! Give me your phone

Sorry sir, Mr Miles phone
can get only incoming calls

No outgoing call facility

Job ethics!

Sir, I've got a phone

Good, give it

Hello...?

Sweetie, give the phone to dad

Daddy is in the shower, uncle

What? He's still bathing

Okay, give the phone
to your mummy, please

Mummy is also in the shower
with daddy, uncle?

Whaaat? Did I hear you right?
What are you doing?

They gave me lots of chips and biscuits and
switched on Tom and Jerry on TV for me

Then they went in
for their shower, uncle

Could you please go
knock at the door, honey?

No, before polishing my plate clean
daddy has strictly told me not to disturb

It's okay to knock once, sweetie

Dad will call me a 'bad girl'
if I interrupt them

I'm a good girl, no, uncle?

Of course, you are
a good girl, honey

Just once-

Uncle, will you
get me ice-cream?

You wretched glutton!

You got so much there
Gobble all that first

Bad uncle

I won't talk to you ever

Any problem?

Kuberan, why have you
also joined us here?

Won't I feel hungry, boss?

I've closed the door
They won't be up to any tricks

- How much did this cost?
- 1000 bucks

Jeez! Who was
feeling so rich?

I've ordered a party meal for tonight
Told them I'll pay up altogether then

So are we leaving
only after dinner, boss?

These guys spend
1000 bucks for lunch alone

How much would
they earn per month?

Kuberan, did you check if
the software guy had a phone?

I asked him, boss
He said he didn't

Kuberan, is that
software guy your relative?

He looks like a Bollywood hero
How can we be related?

Kuberan, he isn't your relative
Nor your colleague or best friend

You are a thief and you've also
forcibly locked him up in a room

Do you think he'll be
honest with you?

Okay, do what has to be done!

Kuberan, do what has to be done
is to go upstairs and check...

...if he has a phone on him!

Baaaad uncle!

Saravana, 4 thieves have
locked us up in our house

Get our men
and rescue us

Should you choose today of
all days to shower, you dirty dog!

Come immediately

Why the hell can't you
call somebody else?

My numbers are all
stored in that cell phone

My phone is with them

I remember only his number

Just our dumb luck he chose to enjoy
a group shower today with his wife!

Can you call up
any of your friends?

- Sir...shall I call the police?
- No, don't

Don't ask me why

Call anybody
But not the police

Okay

How decently I asked
if you had a cell phone!

I trusted you
But you betrayed me, you traitor!

Didn't I tell you?

I suspected this guy
right from the beginning

I didn't do on purpose

I didn't mean
to deceive you

Why the hell are you
continuously hitting me, man?

Why? What's the reason?

Will you speak in Tamil
to a foreigner?

- No
- Why?

Because he doesn't know Tamil

Do I look like an English scholar to you?

Or do I look like a person who can watch
and appreciate a proper English film?

Do I?

You know you can't speak in Tamil to
an Englishman who doesn't know Tamil

But don't you know you can't speak
in English to a pure Tamilian like me?!

We still wash our bums in the loo
We don't use tissue paper!

When that day dawns, you can
show off your English to everyone!

Now you speak in Tamil

DAAAAAAAAAAaaaaiiiiiiii!

Stop...stop!

Damn this bloody phone

May it be broken to pieces!

You tore my favourite shirt, man

It's worth Rs 2000 you know

2000 bucks

I've never heard of such
an expensive shirt in my life

That bloody answers why we don't
get a good shirt for 200 rupees

Stop it!

2000 rupees!
2000 rupees!!

DAAAAAAAAiii!

Maaaa...ammaaaaa!

You are fluent in Tamil now
when you are groaning in pain

You could've bloody well
done this earlier!

"Go for it!
1-2-3-4...!"

"Auto driver Kumar...hey!
He's Waka's Man-friday"

"Looks like a scorpion
Fights with aggression"

"Come head on!
You'll be dead and gone"

"Auto driver Kumar...hey!
He's Waka's Man-friday"

"Looks like a scorpion
In stunts a sensation"

"You are minced meat, man!"

So Dubeel, this is
the house he works in?

Yeah, this is the back entrance

Knowing you are my cousin, did he
slap you and ask for his money?

He didn't know you are my cousin,
when he asked for his money

But when I told him,
he started hitting me!

If a chap has laid finger on you
even after knowing you are my cousin...

...and I'm Waka's man,
he should be minus his finger

I need to pee, boss

- Control it, Tomato
- I have diabetes, boss

Tough to control

We are in the business of
keeping things under our control!

If he can't control his own piss
how can he control an area like this?

Even my bladder is full now
As if I'm not holding on?!

That's why you are
the 'BOSS', boss!

I'll find a peeing-corner
and come back quickly

We are from North Madras

So you'll enter
through the rear, huh?

We don't have old clothes for
charity! Come back next month

Hit it straight, you moron

Ask your servant
Kannis to come out

We need to take him
to the ghetto to fix things

He is busy

Can't you postpone
your fixing till tomorrow?

My name is Kumar

In North Madras
they call me 'Auto Kumar'

Oh! You are an auto-rickshaw driver?

Brother, we are the gutter
Don't interfere!

You had better send Kannis with us

If he doesn't turn up tomorrow,
get another servant...huh?

White, 'brother' is very insistent

Get Kannis here

Kuberan and Sendrayan also

We have some work
to do in our garage

Kannis, Auto Kumar and Dubeel
are here looking for you...so come

Dubeel has brought Auto Kumar?

You could've told them
I'm not here, boss?

Don't chicken out, man

No need, boss

Just come with me bravely

Kuberan, Sendrayan,
you both come too

You have a job to do in the garage

Boss, please don't

Let go of me

I don't trust them

But I trust you

Till I am back
you must guard them

Me?

I trust you completely

You can do it

What are you saying, boss?

Hearing your name
even a baby will stop crying!

If I had known
Dubeel is your cousin...

...I would have said
'I don't even want the money'

Issue has reached
a mediating level now

Let's settle it
in our ghetto

Can't this case be
postponed, boss?

He has a lot of work here

We can't send him

When the lion lies low
the mouse will walk tall I believe!

This isn't farewell time at the airport
and I'm not taking him to London!

I intend dragging him to
the ghetto to break his jaws!

Moron! Get me
the phone, you fool

Give it to me

I must make a call before
they come back, nitwit!

You blundering brat!

I warn you, dad, if you step closer
I'll break your skull with this bat

Idiot, are you mad or what?

Hand me the phone, useless fellow

Sis, are you on
my side or their side?

I'm proud to call you
my bro only now

My vote is always
for the hero!

Idiot! They are thieves
who have locked us up

Give me the phone, quick!

For the 1st time in my life
someone has trusted me, daddy

I have to uphold that trust

Otherwise, the way
you so often yell at me...

...I will really become
that useless fellow!

How dare you lay
your hands on me?

Get lost!

You will soon hear
from my boss, Waka

Don't Waka-waka us!
Just get going

You don't know our might
We are Waka's men

Do you know who Waka is?!

You stinking scumbag!

You can be Shakira's men
for all I care! Get out

Yuck!

Is this a swearing-in-ceremony?

No place here, chief

Take out the chair

Kneel down

Whaaaat? Kneel down?
Your countdown has started

Waka will come here for us

Then you'll know our power

Slap that chap, Kannis

Brother, please

He is don of my area...'roweedy'!

How can I, bro?

If you don't slap him
you must stand upside down

I would rather do that, bro

Without a stitch on you!

Stop kidding

Either I must hear the slap
or his cheek must redden

Or you must stand upside down,
without your clothes! Just 1 chance

Forgive me, boss

I swear, I'll slit
your adam's apple!

Hey Auto! I don't remember
telling you not to retaliate!

Hearing his name in my area
everyone will quiver and quake!

Boss, I didn't
hit you intentionally

He told you to redden my cheek
and I lost my teeth unintentionally?

You sleazoid!

You both must fist-fight
until 1 fellow faints

The loser will then stand
upside down groaning in pain!

"Did you think I'd fall...or fail?"

"Fear not fear
Don't let fear domineer"

"If the whole world opposes too
don't let fear conquer you"

"Despite being discarded and derided
let the heart not be fear-raided"

"Even if all roads are blocked
begging is the last resort"

"Fear not fear
Don't let it conquer"

"Even if the sky falls apart
don't let fear into the heart"

You caught the head unawares,
I dare you try again now

What do you say, bro?

My reputation is finished!

You dog, if you silently settled it,
my respect would've been intact

You know how hard he hits?
I've lost everything

Another round?
Shut your trap!

Do you intend killing me?

Indian foreigner!
You may get down now

Are you okay?
Does it hurt a lot?

What you do now...

...is go slap Kannis

Look here, don't drag him
into your rowdy-ish ways

You know very well
he'll get smacked

That's why you're doing this

Do you really have
such a low opinion of me?

Don't you think
I can hit him?

- N-
- I'm not a man?

So you're saying
I'll just stand around...

...if some guy tries to
do something to you?

What baby, looks like
our guy is ready?

You shut up!
I don't mean that

Didn't you see
how deadly he is?

Is someone a man
only if he fights?

Don't be foolish

What am I going
to do marrying you?

You're that Muslim boy?
What is your name?

Mustafa

What are you doing here?

Do you want to run away
with my daughter?

I'll shred you to pieces

You brought this guy
all the way to our house?

What is your plan?

I trust you and
send you outside...

You go fall in love
bring some guy home

And we're supposed
to bless the 2 of you

Dai!

Do you want to
live with this guy?

Or do you want to go settle down
abroad with your father?

You think about it
and tell me

I've kept this in
my mother's memory

Tie this around her neck

Thanks, cousin

All the best!

Wait!

Wear this

"Eyes rush to clash with shyness
'Paradise on earth' by her feminineness"

"Clouds ensemble unveil her halo
Her body by my side moon-like aglow"

"If you beckon me, my desires on cloud 9
If Farzana in you glares, 100 woes betide"

"Oh Farzana...!
My Farzana...!"

"My days are numbered without you
Your body holds my breath so true"

"In your path my lifeline will continue"

"Your nimbus-purdah enfolds your beauty"

"With my caress, it sheds shyness heady
My solvent, to dissolve in you I'm ready"

"My life becomes worthwhile
because you smile"

"Oh Farzana...!
My Farzana...!"

"In your call so divine
my desires fly on cloud 9"

"Farzana...!"

"When you run like a stream
my breath bursts at its seam"

"You standstill, my blood freezes blue
When you inhale you absorb my life too"

"You've blossomed new
I'm waiting for you"

"Oh Farzana...!
My Farzana...!"

"Eyes spear to clash with shyness
'Paradise on earth' by her feminineness"

"Cirrus ensemble to reveal her halo
Her body by my side moon-like aglow"

We aren't living a comfortable life
to think about love separation, White

We have bigger problems

Food problems,
house problems

Family problems
Our life problems

3 meals a day,
a good place to stay

A stable life

Only a person who is
sure of his next meal...

...will worry about
silly issues like this

What are you saying?

For real!

I saw our boys being
beaten and dragged inside

Who in North Madras has
the guts to touch our boys?

This happened in
South Madras, boss

Aryapuram

- How did you escape?
- I really needed to pee

So I went in search of a street

Kumar also wanted
to pee badly

But he kept telling me to hold it in

And then he couldn't hold it in
when he was being beaten, boss!

Soiled his pants...!

What do you learn from this?

That you shouldn't
hold your pee in, boss

This shows that Waka doesn't
have a voice in the South

We should form that
voice immediately today

Get it?

Yes, I get it

The money's here!

What?

Sir, my daughter is
in critical condition

The doctors have said she'll die
if we don't operate on her today

They'll only operate
if I pay 3 lakhs, sir

Save my baby, sir

You're adding to
the problems here now?

I don't even have 5 paise

Leave this place immediately

Sir, don't leave this place
3 lakhs is small amount for you

But it's my baby's life
Please show some mercy

I'll work for you for
the rest of my life

I'm sitting like some
hostage for these idiots

And you're asking for charity

Get out of here!

Sir, what are you saying?

Kuberan, take this lady
to the room upstairs

Kuberan...?

Got caught
with these people

It looks like I won't be able
to see my baby's face

Stop crying

Everyone has problems
I'm going to miss my flight too

Do I look like I'm crying?

Ramanathan, how's my get-up?

It's nice

The boys say I look
like Kamal Hassan

What do you say?

In one way, yes

Our boys are like that

They'll say I look like Kamal

And even that my singing
is like Mohammad Rafi

You tell me

What do I look like to you?

You look like Kamal in one angle
And Rajini in another angle

Like Kamal in one angle
Like Rajini in another...

Do I look like a fool
in any of these angles?

What are you asking me!

What else do I say, Ramanathan?

I gave you 10 lakhs in hard cash
only to finalize that deal, didn't I?

Then why isn't it over yet?

There are some legal problems
That's why it's hard

Please give me some time

You have a chance to earn 10 lakhs
only because of the legal problems

Not for you to take the money and
come back and crib about them

But to solve them

Salim 'bhai' doesn't like grace time

'Bhai', please just this once

Ramanathan, we give cash to
get our work done in this field

And we give pistols to show
if our work isn't getting done

Because we have a lot of this
But what you ask for...

Sympathy?
I don't have stock of, Ramanathan

'Bhai', I was waiting for you to finish talking
I already arranged everything meanwhile

Ramanathan, let's go

- One minute, 'bhai'
- Come, let's go

Salim 'bhai', looks like all jobs
that come to you flop like this

I've given you money
trusting you as well

Sir, when you came from Gujarat,
I don't know what you thought

But when you come here, trust me

Look how good my Tamil is

You speak nice dialogs
But speech isn't enough

Action is needed, 'bhai'

You financier dog!

Don't give me
a lecture about action

Do you doubt Salim 'bhai's' ability to act?

If so, tell me now

What, sir?
Do you doubt me?

Your good time
You answered well

If you'd answered in a way
that I didn't like and I got angry-

His bat and ball that fell
would've come to your hand

I'm going to finish a contract deal

On the way, I'll go give those 4 boys
you told me about a solid whack

Don't worry, sir

This world is very small

And Chennai is even smaller

2 crores is even
smaller than that

It won't go anywhere
Why are you so tensed?

Good evening, partner?

For whom is it a good evening?

Good sense of humor

Who are these people?

Partners

Partners in our profit, huh?!

Why do you till have a long face?

I've settled everything to the T!

No one can dream of grabbing
even 5 paise from us!!

This box has Rs 2 lakhs and
flight tickets for you and your family

Be at the airport in time, okay?

Is this how 200000
really look like, boss?

There's 50,000 here

Take this and get the rest
any other way you can

Save your child's life

Boss, did someone say you are
the only hero in our group?

Then why are you acting like you are
MGR and we're some street rowdies?

We came together
We stayed together

Now you're trying to let us go
at the time we get rich, boss

I was crying on the bus on my way
to Chennai feeling like an orphan

Now I was feeling good that
I have 3 people for company

But you split it up, boss

Thank you so much, sir

- How old is your daughter?
- 7

Go home quickly

Nothing will happen to her

'Naveen's flashback'

"Moon...magical moon
Without waning come soon"

"Beam over mountains midair
Bring jasmine for my hair"

"Like a kite fly atop"

"Like a kite sail, don't drop
Like a top spin nonstop"

"In my courtyard's centre
inside my home please enter"

"With your luster
send a prayer"

"Moon...magical moon
Without waning come soon"

"Beam over mountains midair"

"Bring jasmine for my hair"

All of you can sit

Excuse me, I've put
the 3 balls inside

Can I sit down now?

God!

Shall we go?

You can do anything

Whether other people
believe that or not...

...you believe it!

Otherwise, you'll
become like me

Boss, this is my favorite doll

Will you keep this
in memory of me?

Please?

All the best!

Come, boss

White...?

You lied you didn't have any cash

And now you are
writing a cheque...!

For how much?

This is a blank cheque

When I left home and came here...

...your dad gave me the money
he got from selling the house

Along with a blank cheque

That's how I became big

Somewhere along the way,
I lost that cheque

That's why I am in
this royal mess today

I've got the cheque today
what your dad gave me then

That's what I'm giving you

'Trust'

Kannis

Boss?

Tell me...?

Nobody should leave
this room for half an hour

Okay, boss

All of you stand upside down

Do you want the doll or your lives?

Our lives

Do you want to lose
your lives or the doll?

The doll of course!

Good

You're softer than I thought

Now all of you turn around
and face the wall

But we have to go this way

But you didn't see the doll

But we did see the doll
The girl gave it to us

I mean forget you saw it

Fools!

You have a big gang?

You loser!

Don't point your guns at us

Give it to us

Turn around

You didn't just hit Waka's guys

Now you're pointing
a gun at Waka himself!

You're just 4 guys!

Do you see how many
guys are behind me?

Boss...there's 5 people

- You said there were only 4
- That's what it looked like

But now there's 5

I don't know who you are
and what you want

And I don't wish to know
I have a gun with me

But I don't wish to fight

Because we came here
for another reason

We're not related to
the guys you want at all

They've kept about 20 people
locked in a house

Do you want to save
your guys or hit us...?

You decide

I'd pick saving them

Because that's what
someone with brains would do

Then I will also
choose to save them

Come!

Those guys are very dangerous

They have a lot of weapons
Go carefully just to be safe

Sendrayan
Take the car

Sendrayan,
take the car

How will I alone
carry such a big car?

I meant start the car

I don't even know
how to open a car door

Does anyone in our group
know how to drive?

Then start the car, White!
Who are you waiting for?

Can't even find
the address properly?

You've been showing me
around Madras for the past hour

Can't do anything with you guys
Call yourselves Mafia!

There's someone standing there
Stop the car next to him

Sir, where's # 28
3rd Main road?

3rd Main road is
parallel to this road

But this house has
a rear entrance here

Oh that's the one?
Thanks a lot, sir

They've pushed us in front and
got more guys in from the back

About turn!

That financier said
there were 4 guys

There are 40 guys
here with weapons!

Look here!

We've come to ask for
our loan back from your guy

Let's not make
this a gang war

You're acting like 2
is such a big amount!

He's saying 2 crores
is a small amount

Must be a big gang

If he moves, shoot him

If you move, I'll shoot

Let's go, White

Look here, I'll put my pistol down
You put your weapons down

We can talk about this

Hands up!

You tomato head!

You said there'd be 4 guys

There are enough guys for
a police encounter here

You guys said it was 4
And I came here casually

Now the Mumbai police
who didn't catch me...

...have come in the form
of Chennai police

You said we could sneakily go
in through the back entrance

There's a big gang
here with weapons

I've come without
a police force

Today's my wedding day too

If none of you move,
I won't shoot you

You understand?

If everyone is cool,
then I won't shoot

That's what I'm also saying

As long as there isn't a fight,
I won't shoot!

Boss, we don't have
a gun to shoot with

You only need a gun to shoot
I said we wouldn't shoot

Now we only have this car

Not just start the car, Kuberan
You saw what happened there

If someone owns
a gun in Chennai...

...it means he's not
just an ordinary guy

Nobody should
trace us in this car

The fuel is filled to the brim
Let's drive as far as we can

Then we stop and look
for a new place to go to

It's like a dream
We're back to being beggars

We got 2 lakhs in a day
and gave it off as charity

Earning 5 crores shouldn't
be a big deal for us, White

All we got was
this doll in the end

'Doll's flashback'

"Lifeless toy are you
I'm a puppet too"

"If you think about it, no doubt
we're all in the same boat"

"Child is a doll to the mother
Same as volunteer to his leader"

"Temple's idol is a doll divine
Devotees also puppets of a kind"

"Inanimate are you
I'm a plaything too"

"If you think about it, no doubt
we're all in the same boat"

"Ruled by the stronger man
is the Good Samaritan"

"The have-not is a toy
which the 'have' enjoy"

"Good man is the toy of the stronger
To the have, have-not is the beggar"

"Workaholic 24x7 is a toy, mechanical
Loiterer chasing his goal is a rag-doll"

"In love's strings, mankind a moppet
Knowledge too falls for this puppet"

"In love's embrace
everyone takes 2nd place"

"When kindness is voluntary
knowledge is secondary"

"In the garden of joy
nature becomes a toy"

"In nature's nature
everything is a fixture"

"Inert doll are you
I'm a toy too"

"If you think about it, no doubt
we're all in the same boat"

"In fate's eyes, humans are dolls
Gripped by a tornado world is at odds"

"Ashes of the dead, washed away
even righteousness has no say"

"In death's grip
even life is a doll limp"

What's next, boss?

New place, new life

New beginning

Sure, boss

Let's hope
our future is good

It's not faith to think
we'll be fine tomorrow

It's faith to trust in today

You have good quotes, boss

I'm hungry...!

Do we have enough
money for tea at least?

Great

We have to beg for
our next meal from now

Or steal again

We have a path
ahead of us, boss

Only if we walk
we'll know where it lead

Let's take our first step for now

What, boss?

I left the doll that girl
gave me in the car

Leave it

We've left 2 lakhs
and walked away

What good
will a doll do?

Come, boss

That fool!

Brandishing his gun
around to anyone he sees

All we had was that doll

And he wanted to steal
even that from us

He's the real thief

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