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Hey.
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Hello.
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Okay, uh...
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before we go any further,
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I don't have any money.
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I don't want any money.
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I just want a little sugar
from my man.
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Well, I am a good source
of sugar.
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Close your eyes.
I'm gonna take over.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Heh! All right.
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[GIGGLES]
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Aah!
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Sister Christian!
What are you doing?
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Honey, I'm sorry.
I had to.
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It was huge.
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It was casting a shadow
over your face.
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My eyes are waterin'.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
Look, you're a good-looking guy,
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and I just want you
to look your best, okay?
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-Okay, it's over.
-All right.
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All right. Now, come on.
Let's get back to business.
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There you go,
you little sexy thing.
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[BUZZING]
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Just the nose hairs.
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It's gonna happen.
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[**]
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Okay, you're about 70 pounds
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from that couch hiding you.
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Help me.
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Yeah, you just wait
till I get my suit
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made out of
couch fabric.
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You'll never
see me again.
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Candied yams?
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Who the hell do they think
they're foolin'?
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Hey, did you see the
for sale sign next door?
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The foreign couple's
moving out.
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Really? That sucks.
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They were--
they were good neighbors.
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They really knew
how to leave you alone.
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What are the chances
of the new neighbors
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not speaking English?
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Crap, you're right.
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Now I'm gonna have
to tell them my name,
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what I do...
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Ah, I've got to lie down.
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No, no. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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Deacon and Kelly
are looking for a new house.
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What's wrong with them
living right next door?
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You know what's wrong
with it?
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Nothing! That's
what's wrong with it!
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All right, I'm gonna
call Kelly right now.
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-Put this stuff away.
-All right.
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Ooh, chocolate chip
pound cake.
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Don't get
too comfortable.
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Deacon and Kelly
aren't here yet?
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No.
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You told them 10:00, right?
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Yes. Could you not yell at me
in front of people?
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-Just take me aside.
-Okay, baby, I'm sorry.
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I just don't want somebody else
to get the house, that's all.
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Believe me, I know.
Look at that guy.
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He's got "meth lab"
written all over him.
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Hey!
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DOUG: Hey!
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Hey, you guys!
Welcome to your new home.
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-Hey!
-[LAUGHS]
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Doug told me
the house was on your street.
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Didn't say it was
right next door.
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Told you there was
a great view.
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Turns out
it's of this.
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Right.
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Let me give you
the grand tour.
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Let's start
with the kitchen.
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I will, uh...
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point out everybody
I hate from the window.
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I'm tellin' you,
it's fine
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this color scheme doesn't
match anything we own.
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So we'll re-paper.
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Yeah, by "we"
you mean me.
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What the hell are
you guys doing here?
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Well, we heard the place
was for sale,
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and we thought this
would be the perfect
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starter house for us.
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Okay, and just to check
one more time,
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you two aren't raising
white tigers?
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Doug, open your eyes.
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A lot of young, straight guys
buy houses together.
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All right, that couldn't
be any less true.
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Hey, you didn't tell me
your neighbor
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was a fellow Albanian, man.
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Wassily's a sweetheart.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you two
doing here?
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Me and Spence
are thinking about
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dipping our toes
in the homeowner pool.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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This is Deacon
and Kelly's house.
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Whatever freaky thing
you two got going...
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ain't happening here,
buddy.
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All right.
Excuse me, Carrie,
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all right, but I think
this is a free--
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It only gets worse
from here. Walk away.
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Wassily, I'm sorry.
We're gonna have to pass.
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Oh, too bad.
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But good to meet
a nice young Albanian
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like yourself.
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Well, you know what
they say--
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[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
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Very good.
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[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
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[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
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This is my niece, Zana.
She just came from Shkoder.
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Oh, really? Well...
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[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
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-[LAUGHS]
-[SPEAKS ALBANIAN]
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Heh, wuzzup?
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Hey, what'd ya--
what'd ya think?
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It's--it's really
nice. Yeah.
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Yeah, listen.
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Uh, this place
is gonna go fast,
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so you guys should come in
right in at asking.
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Or, you know, even less
than asking.
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You know what we should do?
We should put in a fake bid.
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Okay, that would
drive the price up.
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Do me a favor. Just leave the
real estate stuff to me, okay?
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Okay, would you leave
your attitude--
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Guys, guys, guys!
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We're getting a little
ahead of ourselves here.
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Yeah, I mean,
we're not really sure
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that this is the right place
for us.
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-What?
-What do you mean?
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It has everything
you said you wanted...
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3 bedrooms, a huge
backyard, skylights.
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1 1/2 car garage...
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in case you got a car...
and a half.
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Well, yeah, but we were just
down in the basement,
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and...you know,
we were a little concerned
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about the--
the water heater.
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Yeah!
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It's no good.
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-Oh.
-Okay.
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All right,
don't we have to go
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see that other house
in 20 minutes?
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Oh, yeah.
W-we better scoot.
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Yeah. Thanks again
for thinking of us.
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Yeah. Let me just get
you a listing...
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-Yeah, give her this...
-You got...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Boy, they, uh...
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They sure got
out of there fast, huh?
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Yeah, well,
when you gotta scoot,
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-you gotta scoot. Heh.
-Mm-hmm.
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Even if it means
taking out a mailbox.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, you know, it
would have been nice
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to have them
as neighbors,
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but you don't wanna mess
with a bad water heater.
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Mm-mmm. No, you do not,
my friend.
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Although, it's not that hard
to replace a water heater...
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Mm-hmm. But there's gotta
be some other reason...
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[CLICKING TONGUE]
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Oh, come on,
it's us!
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No, there's gotta be
a million different things
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-it could have been.
-All right, like what?
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I got nothing. They hate us.
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You know what?
If they don't want
to be our neighbors,
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then it's
their loss.
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You know what,
you're right!
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They just missed out
on the ride of their lives.
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You are so right.
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So what's for dinner?
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Fish sticks and corn niblets.
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Nice.
I'm gonna take a nap.
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Okay.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, man.
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[SPEAKS ALBANIAN]
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[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
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Hey, hey!
Tell her I said, uh...
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What's the deal with
commercials at the movies?
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[SPEAKS ALBANIAN]
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Spence...
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where is bahnah?
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Oh, that's bathroom.
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Uh, it's right
over there.
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So, uh...
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you wanna take off now?
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-What?
-Yeah!
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Well, Zana
is clearly digging me.
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So, uh, why don't you
go to a diner
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and get yourself
an open faced turkey sandwich?
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You're the one
who should go get
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an open faced
turkey sandwich.
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She hasn't said one word to you
all night.
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Well, that's because
I don't understand
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her little language,
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but, believe me, buddy.
Sparks are flying.
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You're crazy!
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All right, you know what?
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Let's let Zana settle this.
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When she comes out here,
let's see who she comes to.
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Oh, okay!
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[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
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Oh...ho, ho.
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[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
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Hey, man. How's it going?
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Good, just...
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trying to work up my appetite
for second lunch.
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Don't worry, man.
You'll get there.
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So, uh...
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how'd that other
house work out?
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Oh...i-it was nice...
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We--we might put
an offer in on it.
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Wow. That was
kind of fast, huh?
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So I guess the water heater
checked out, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, it seemed fine.
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Cool!
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Yeah. You know what,
I-I'm gonna head back out--
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Hey, you know what?
I'm a big boy, all right?
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If you don't want to live
next door to me, just say it.
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All right, look,
the thing is--
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No, no, no! I changed my mind.
Don't say it.
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Don't get all crazy, here.
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Look, it's not you.
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It's Carrie.
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Carrie?
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You don't want to live
next door to Carrie?
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Yes!
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Now it all
makes sense!
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Well, don't get me wrong.
I mean, Carrie's great,
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but sometimes, she can be--
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A little annoying.
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Oh, you should see her before
she's had her coffee, you know.
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[SCARY VOICE]
Lucifer!
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[NORMAL VOICE]
It's great.
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Anyway, I'm sorry
about all this.
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Don't be!
You know, I'm sorry.
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You know, because,
believe me, we love Carrie.
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Oh, yeah, me too.
I do too.
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I mean, we think
he's great,
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but a little Doug
goes a long way.
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Hey. Preacher, choir.
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Sometimes when
I pull up to the house,
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and I see
the lights are on,
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I wanna just keep driving.
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Hey, baby!
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I gotta go pick
up the kids.
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Yeah, I better
start dinner.
250
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I'll see you
later, Doug.
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Yeah, take care, and, uh...
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[WHISPERING] Thanks
for putting up with...
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Boy, that Kelly,
she's good people, huh?
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Yeah, she is.
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We actually
had a...long talk
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about the whole
house thing.
257
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,280
[CAUTIOUSLY]
What did she say?
258
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:06,580
Turns out that actually
it wasthe water heater!
259
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,370
Well, there you go!
260
00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:10,710
Yeah, I can't believe
we thought we were the problem!
261
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:13,130
Nope. Problem
definitely wasn't...
262
00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,840
us.
263
00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:31,190
* Caribbean Queen*
264
00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:34,810
* Now we're sharingthe same things*
265
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,570
Hey, Danny? Danny?
266
00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:37,980
-Yeah?
-Hey.
267
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,530
I'm going out as soon
as Zana gets here.
268
00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:41,610
Oh, all right. Well,
269
00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:42,610
you guys have
a great time.
270
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,870
All right.
271
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,620
Listen...
272
00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,080
thanks for stepping
aside, Danny.
273
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,000
You're...you're
a solid dude.
274
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,080
[BELL RINGS]
275
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,830
-No problem, buddy.
-Mmm?
276
00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:57,090
What are you
cooking?
277
00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,510
A little dinner.
278
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,640
This is Tave Kosi,
279
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,140
the national dish
of Albania.
280
00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:12,100
So? Guy can't have
some baked lamb and yogurt
281
00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:14,150
without you making
a federal case of it?
282
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:17,320
Wait a minute...
283
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,570
WOMAN [OVER EARPIECE]:
Where is the library?
284
00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:21,950
[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
285
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,530
This isn't Billy Ocean.
286
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,530
You're learning
conversational Albanian!
287
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,950
Yeah,
you're damn right I am,
288
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,990
and in 3 tapes
from now, I'll be fluent,
289
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,700
and Zana will be mine.
290
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,830
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
291
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:35,670
[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
292
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,170
Danny?
293
00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,090
You bastard.
294
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:42,090
Tave Kosi!
[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
295
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,590
Yeah, well, I just
whipped it up.
296
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,010
[WHISTLES]
297
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,100
DOUG:
Oh, hey...
298
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,600
it must be
the new neighbors.
299
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,360
All right. Let's go back
inside before they see us.
300
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,980
Wait, wait, what about
the hot dog buns?
301
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,900
Doug, just get inside!
302
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,360
I can't. I just made
eye contact.
303
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,660
Why do you gotta
look at everybody!
304
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,580
Hey!
305
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,290
-Hey!
-Hi!
306
00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,330
You guys must be
the new owners?
307
00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:16,210
Well, in about
30 years we are.
308
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,210
I hear that.
Doug and Carrie Heffernan.
309
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,050
Jeff O'leary.
My wife, Stephanie.
310
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,710
-Hi, Doug. Hi, Carrie.
-Hi.
311
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,880
Hey, did you rob
a playground?
312
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,630
No, no, no!
They're all ours.
313
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,800
The rest are in the house.
314
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,970
The rest? How many
do you have?
315
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,100
-We've got 8.
-Yeah.
316
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,270
8?!
317
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,980
How are you
able to walk?
318
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:38,230
3 were mine, 3 were Jeff's,
and we adopted...
319
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,730
Chi Long and Tessa.
320
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,730
So, you guys have
any children?
321
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,940
One.
322
00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:44,940
Old man. We--
we have an old man.
323
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,240
Oh.
324
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,910
Whoa! Slow it down
there, speedy.
325
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,950
I'll give you
a ticket!
326
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:56,290
So, uh...
327
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,830
you think
this house
328
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,420
is big enough
for you guys?
329
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,880
We always say,
love finds a way.
330
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,170
Plus we're adding
a third story.
331
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,130
And it better
get done fast, 'cause...
332
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,760
BOTH: We're pregnant!
333
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,890
[RESTRAINED SCREAMING]
334
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,890
[SINGING IN ALBANIAN]
335
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:37,660
[CONSTRUCTION AND HAMMERING]
336
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,830
Wow, they really got
that construction crew
337
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,090
working late, huh?
338
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,420
Actually, it's people
from their church.
339
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,720
They come in shifts.
340
00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,430
It's like the Amish
with power tools.
341
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,100
[THINKING]
If it wasn't for him,
342
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,140
I'd be living nextto Deacon and Kelly now,
343
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,850
instead ofthe frickin' Osmonds.
344
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:04,690
[THINKING] She ruinseverything for me.
345
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,940
I should've listenedto my friends and married Paul.
346
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,240
Everybody loved him.
347
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,410
If only she married Paul,
348
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:15,700
then it'd just be me,Deacon, and Kelly.
349
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,000
Listen, tomorrow
I might be late,
350
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,330
because, uh, they're
switching routes on me,
351
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,040
from Northern Boulevard
to Lefrak.
352
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,750
It's fewer stops, but
it's a lot more traffic...
353
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,380
[THINKING]
Another driving story.
354
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,720
Any gun shopson your route,
355
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,380
'cause I'd like to puta bullet in my head.
356
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,010
...like 71st Street
all the way to the bridge.
357
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,350
I made it no sweat.
358
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,310
More potatoes, baby?
359
00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,810
-Oh, okay.
-[THINKING] Pig.
360
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,020
I hate her face.
361
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:49,070
[DRILLS WHIRRING;
FORKLIFT BEEPING]
362
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:54,030
Oh, my God.
You gotta be kidding me.
363
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:55,120
Doug, wake up.
364
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,450
[GRUNTS]
365
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,330
-Doug, wake up!
-Ow! God.
366
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,750
How are you sleeping
through this noise?
367
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,170
'Cause no one
was pinching me.
368
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,880
Honey, go over there
and tell them
369
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,880
to keep it down, please.
370
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,960
[STAMMERS]
Why can't you?
371
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,800
'Cause last time
I checked,
372
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,300
you were the man
of the house.
373
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:13,390
Last time you checked
was about 3 weeks ago, so why--
374
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,850
-Just go.
-All right!
375
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,810
Hey, is your Dad around?
376
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,560
Wanna see me
do a cartwheel?
377
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,070
No, I'm good.
Just get Daddy.
378
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,450
[SAW BUZZING; HAMMERING]
379
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:39,160
[TOY TIRES SQUEAKING]
380
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,580
Hey!
381
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,290
Oh, okay. Very funny, guys,
okay? You got me.
382
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,330
Now--now, cool it, okay?
383
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,790
All right?
384
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,040
Hey, hey, I said cool it,
385
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,420
or there's gonna be
big trouble!
386
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,010
You're fat!
387
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,550
Oh? Yeah, well,
you're adopted.
388
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,800
[TOY TIRES SQUEAKING]
389
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,300
Ah! Hey!
390
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,980
Ah, try and get me now!
Ha ha ha!
391
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,520
Oh, nice try,
Punky Brewster,
392
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,860
but you're a little late.
393
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,940
[BUZZING]
394
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,290
[ANIMALISTIC ROAR]
395
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,340
That's what you get
when you mess with the big dog!
396
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,960
Ha ha ha ha!
397
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,010
[BUZZING]
398
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,230
Why am I still
hearing noise?
399
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,320
They tried to kill me
with an airplane.
400
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,990
Again, why am I
still hearing noise?
401
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,860
You know what? You want 'em to
be quiet, you take care of it.
402
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,240
You're the reason they're
living there anyway.
403
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,990
-What?
-Deacon and Kelly
404
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,330
didn't take the place
because of you.
405
00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:04,660
What are you
talking about?
406
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,620
That's right. You're
the water heater, baby.
407
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,460
No, they were dying
to live next door to me.
408
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,170
You're
the water heater.
409
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,010
Now that's the water heater
calling the water heater
410
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,890
-a water heater.
-Okay.
411
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:20,970
You know what?
412
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,220
I talked to Kelly.
413
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,060
Yeah, well,
I talked to Deacon!
414
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:30,150
What kind of sick game
are they playing?
415
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,370
What's up with that?
416
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:47,040
Zana and I are
going folk dancing.
417
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,290
No way.
418
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,920
Zana and I are baking
sweet bread tonight.
419
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,090
[SCOFFS] Yeah.
420
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,130
She's gonna pass up
these moves...
421
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,180
...for bread?
422
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,430
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
423
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,590
[BOTH SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
424
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,010
Let's settle this
once and for all.
425
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,010
-Yeah, let's do it.
-All right.
426
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,020
-Hi!
-BOTH: Hey!
427
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,230
Uh...[SPEAKING ALBANIAN]
428
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:09,690
I have you
meet...
429
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,400
Bashkim!
430
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,480
Oh!
431
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,980
[STAMMERS] Is he
your, uh...
432
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,150
boy--boyfriend?
Your...dashnor?
433
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,440
No, no, no.
No dashnor.
434
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,240
He is...
like you.
435
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,280
Wh-what do you mean?
436
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,990
How do you say? Um...
437
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,990
the gay.
438
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,330
The gay?!
439
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,080
We're not the gay.
440
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,420
But you look for house
together, I mean, do math.
441
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:36,670
Now I must go.
I have date with a drummer.
442
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,140
[DOORBELL RINGS]
443
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,390
Hey, guys.
What a nice surpri--
444
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:50,640
Oh, save it.
445
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,980
What up?
446
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,440
What up? Your
little web of lies,
447
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,020
that what up.
448
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,230
What are you
talking about?
449
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,610
Yeah, why didn't
you want the house?
450
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,360
Is it me, is it him,
is it both of us? What?
451
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,030
Yeah, we're not leaving here
until we get an answer.
452
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,070
Look, we told
you all that stuff,
453
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,280
'cause we didn't want
to tell you the real reason.
454
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,990
The truth is...
455
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,460
We've been...having
some problems again.
456
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,750
You mean, like,
marriage stuff?
457
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,210
Yeah.
458
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,800
I'm sorry.
459
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,300
Why didn't you
tell us?
460
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,760
We didn't want
to burden you.
461
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,470
Anyways, with, uh,
all that going on,
462
00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:24,720
it's not
the greatest idea
463
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,300
for us to be buying
a house, right now.
464
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,810
At least, not till
he gets his act together.
465
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,430
Hey, we both
got work to do.
466
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:30,480
Okay, look, listen...
467
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,310
we're gonna get
going.
468
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,150
Just--just
know that we're...
469
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,230
we're just
a phone call away.
470
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,440
[QUIETLY]
Yeah.
471
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,440
Thanks, man.
472
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,620
See, I knew
something was up.
473
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,080
It's a shame.
474
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,620
Everybody doesn't have
what we have, huh?
475
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,830
Yeah. Love you.
476
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:52,080
I love you, too.
477
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,580
Mm-hmm.
478
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,380
So what are
we gonna tell 'em
479
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,460
when we buy that
other house tomorrow?
480
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,800
Who cares?
It's not next to them.
481
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,560
[ALBANIAN FOLK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
482
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,900
Don't try to get him to dance.
He's baking with me.
483
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,690
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
484
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,120
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