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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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DOUG: Carrie?
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Yeah, what's up?
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Just checking
my e-mail.
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What is this?
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Oh! Yeah, someone
sent that to me,
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so I forwarded it
to you.
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"Bumper stickers
we'd like to see."
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Yeah. They're funny.
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-Really?
-Yeah, look.
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"Honk if you love
peace and quiet."
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All right, all right,
okay, I love this one.
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"Plan to be spontaneous
tomorrow."
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[CHUCKLES]
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Who are you?
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What? What's your problem?
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My problem is
you think they're funny,
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and I'm married to you!
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CARRIE: All right, so our
sense of humors are different.
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No, they're not
different, okay.
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This is disturbing.
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Oh, really? Like your
sense of humor's so great?
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How about the singing bass
you had on the wall
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you thought was so funny?
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Okay...it's a fish.
You walk by it,
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it comes to life and sings
take me to the river.
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Yeah. Not funny.
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Okay, Billy Bass
is not funny.
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No, no. Oh, no, no.
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Where are you
going?
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DOUG: I don't know!
I'll call ya.
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SINGER: * My eyesare gettin' weary*
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* My back is gettin' tight*
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* I'm sittin' herein traffic*
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* On the QueensboroBridge tonight*
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* But I don't care,'cause all I want to do*
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* Is cash my check and driveright home to you*
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* 'Cause, baby,all my life*
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* I will be drivin' hometo you*
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CARRIE: All right, hon,
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I'm on my way to Lowe's.
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What for?
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Remember we had
a 45-minute conversation
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about me redoing
my office?
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No, but...
why would you lie?
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Anyway, if you want any
input on how it looks,
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you have to come
with me.
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Carrie, come on,
it's a home office.
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It's where bills are paid
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and our financial future
is planned.
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Doesn't concern me.
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Besides, I'm meeting Deacon
at this new place for lunch.
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Could be like
an all-day thing.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Am I gonna be able to fit
all that stuff in the jeep?
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I doubt it.
Especially because I got
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a pallet of cinder blocks
in there already.
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Why?
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Uh, building
my own meat smoker?
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Childhood dream?
Learnme!
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HOLLY: Hey, guys.
We're back.
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Oh! Wait a minute,
Holly has a van.
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Why don't you ask her
to help you out?
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I don't know. That's
a pretty big favor to ask,
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and I haven't really
been
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"Can I borrow
your van" nice to her.
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I've barely been
"Can I borrow your pen" nice.
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* Un-muting *
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Hey!
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Hey.
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So, Dad, what's
on the tap for today?
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Nothing special.
So turn off
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the interrogation light,
inspector!
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What about you, Hol?
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W-why?
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CARRIE: Oh, nothing. I was just
on my way to Lowe's
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and I thought
you'd come along.
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-Me?
-Yeah!
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Actually, I'm
just gonna go see my
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great-grandmother at
the nursing home.
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Your great-grandmother?
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Just tell her you went.
She won't remember.
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I mean, sometimes
when I don't wanna cook,
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I tell my dad
he already ate.
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Yeah,
I don't know...
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The thing is, Hol,
is, um...
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I'd love for you
to come with me
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because I, uh...[STRAINED]
I really love your taste.
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Really?
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Yeah! And the thing is,
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I really need you
to save me from myself,
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because if I shop alone,
I am a sucker for ugly.
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I mean, look at this--
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I was gonna say...
I didn't wanna... yeah!
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Great. Great.
Okay, well,
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You know what?
We can take my van.
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Oh! That's right.
You have a van. Okay.
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Yeah, I mean,
your car, my car,
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as long as
I got you with me.
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-HOLLY: Okay!
-Okay!
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So how long do we have
the place to ourselves?
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Kids'll be back
at 6:00,
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but I have to say
I'm having second thoughts
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about this whole
casino party.
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Well, how else can we
make some money?
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Well, maybe we'll get
those jobs we applied for
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at the Skecher store.
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Hey, it ain't gonna
be enough
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to pay for the senior
cruise we wanna go on.
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That's right.
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The brochure said 7 widows
for every able-bodied man.
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Just like shootin' fish
in a barrel.
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Come on,
what do you say?
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I'll go put
the ensure on ice. Hey!
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All right.
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I mean, you know,
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Kelly and I still
love each other,
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but when you got kids,
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your whole life
becomes about them
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and their needs.
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I mean, I'm not
a selfish guy, but...
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[BELL RINGS]
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I gotta tell you,
there's some nights
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I just wanna
drive away
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and never come home.
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I'm not saying
I'm not happy, but...
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but what is happy? You
know what I'm sayin'?
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Like Snoop Dogg's happy.
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Why can't I be
that kind of happy
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in like a gangster pimp
kinda way or something?
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I don't know.
It's just...
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sometimes I think
I deserve more out of life.
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Yeah, it's tough
all over out there.
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Hey, where's our waitress?
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My--my, uh, wings are up.
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Relax. She'll get 'em.
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Yeah, that's easy
for you to say.
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You already got your salad.
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And by the way,
when did you start ordering
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dressing on the side?
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What's next for you--
you gettin' a purse?
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Oh, there she is.
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Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-da!
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What is--
excuse me, miss?
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I'll be right
with you, sir!
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She's getting coffee for them.
They just sat down.
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Now she's taking out
her pen.
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I--I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
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* So close *
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I'm just gonna
get 'em myself.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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It's okay. These are mine.
I'm just gonna take 'em.
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Excuse me.
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I thought I said
I'd be with you
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-in just a second, sir.
-Yeah. I was just
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tryin' to save some
time here for you.
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I'll tell you what.
Uh, you can get
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the blue cheese, though,
when you're ready.
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Okay, thanks.
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All right.
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There you go.
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If you wanna order
somethin' else, tell me,
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and I'll get it for ya.
Okay, sir?
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Right.
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What a bee-yotch.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Did you say somethin'?
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-Hmm?
-What'd you call me?
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I didn't--I didn't
call you anything.
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Oh, you didn't
call me anything
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'cause I thought
I heard "Bee-yotch."
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No, I was,
uh, tellin' my friend
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he, uh, had a bee
on his watch.
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It's gone now.
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I--I'm very
allergic.
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So now you guys
are messin' with me?
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No, we're not--
we're not doin' anything.
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I mean, you wanna go?
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-What?
-I'll go right now.
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You...
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you're sayin'
you wanna fight me?
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Any time.
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I'm not gonna--
I'm not gonna fight you.
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Yeah. I didn't think so.
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That, uh...
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t-that was
bone chilling.
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Okay, I got
the wallpaper.
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Now onto rugs.
Come on, sweetie.
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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That choice of wallpaper.
Um...
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gosh. I'm not feelin' it.
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CARRIE:
You're not feelin'--
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well, I'm feelin' it
pretty good.
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Now come on. Let's go.
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Quick, quick, quick
like a bunny.
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Come on.
Stop pullin' on it.
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No, no, no, no.
I--I just--
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Carr, I mean, the wallpaper's
nice and everything.
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But you have to remember,
I mean,
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that office is pretty small.
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So?
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I'm thinkin'
mirrors all around.
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And that would be
really great
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if I was remodeling
let's say a dance studio.
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But, uh, [LAUGHS].
I'm not.
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[GIGGLES]
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Carrie, Carrie.
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You brought me here
to help.
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Yes.
And you are helping.
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I mean, you are
pushin' that cart.
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That's huge.
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Mm, mm, mm, Carrie.
But you wanted me along
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to help save you
from yourself
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which I think
was what you said.
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So let's scoot that
back in there.
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Go ahead.
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Scoot it back in.
There you go.
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Good, good, good.
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Sweetie,
consider yourself saved.
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[GIGGLES] Okay.
Let's get some wood paneling.
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Double goose eggs again.
Sorry, folks. Try again.
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How's it goin' so far?
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We already have enough
for the cruise
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plus a little left over
for matching bolo ties.
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Let's wrap it up.
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But if we go
another 1/2 hour,
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we can have separate cabins.
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That way, if one of us is
locking dentures with a lovely,
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the other one doesn't have to
sleep in the hall.
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Look at Josephine.
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She's eatin' her weight
in Cheez-Its,
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-and hasn't played a nickel.
-Oh.
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She's loaded.
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Got hit by a bus
5 years ago.
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That's city money.
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Talk to her.
I'll cover for you.
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Ah, Josephine.
Hope you're enjoying
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our complimentary
buffet.
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Oh, yes, and this cocktail
is delicious.
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It's a pink lady.
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-Oh.
-Rum and Pepto.
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[LAUGHS] Well.
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Oh, I noticed
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you haven't been using
any of your chips.
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Oh, I'm not really
very much of a gambler.
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Ridiculous.
Let's get you
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to a nice spot
near the wheel.
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-Oh! All right.
-Sorry, folks.
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-Hello, Josephine.
-Hello.
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All right.
Here we go.
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What number would you
like to play?
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Oh, how about 17?
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17 it is.
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[LAUGHS]
255
00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,380
No more bets.
256
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,470
You know, I've always
been very lucky.
257
00:09:57,510 --> 00:10:00,010
-I'm sure you have.
-[LAUGHS]
258
00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:04,060
17.
259
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,140
JOSEPHINE: Oh! 17!
260
00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,600
Oh!
261
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,690
[SLURPS]
262
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,820
Dude,
that is so annoying.
263
00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:17,400
Why don't you just
ask for another soda?
264
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,280
I like ice.
265
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,330
[CLEARS THROAT]
266
00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:30,250
You're scared of her,
aren't you?
267
00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:33,340
Scared of her? No.
268
00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:37,670
Look, I only backed down
because she's a woman, okay?
269
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,380
Believe me. If I want
another soda, I'll get it.
270
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,390
I'll get it right now.
271
00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:44,810
Amigo.Can I have
another root beer?
272
00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:48,100
Is, uh, is everything
okay here, gentlemen?
273
00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,350
Yeah, everything's
fine. I just--
274
00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:50,650
I just wanted to get
a little more root beer.
275
00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:52,190
More root beer?
Didn't, uh,
276
00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:53,690
didn't your waitress
offer you a refill?
277
00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:56,230
'cause at Slappy's,
your glasses are never empty.
278
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,780
That's a Slappy's
guarantee.
279
00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:58,860
Oh, you know what?
280
00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,280
I don't think
she even saw me.
281
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,700
It's fine 'cause
she was on the phone.
282
00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,200
W-what? She was making
a personal phone call
283
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,700
while your glass was empty?
284
00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:07,080
I don't know about the fact
that it was personal or not.
285
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,290
It's not really
a problem.
286
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:09,750
[CHUCKLES] Sir,
it's a problem.
287
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:13,080
Here at Slappy's,
it's a big problem.
288
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:30,730
I just want you guys to know
289
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,440
that your, uh, root beer
is on the way,
290
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,230
and, uh, because
of the inconvenience,
291
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,610
your meal today
is on Slappy's.
292
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:41,240
Well, thank you.
293
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,870
Oh, and, uh,
one other thing.
294
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,410
I'm off right now.
295
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,740
So I'll be
waiting outside
296
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,410
in the parking lot
297
00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:51,120
where I'm gonna
gut you like a deer.
298
00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:13,850
Holly, I--I really
don't wanna get
299
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,190
the blue light bulbs.
300
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,070
Well, just think about
how peaceful it's gonna be
301
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:18,610
when you're paying
your bills.
302
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,570
Uh, yeah, it's just that
my checks are blue.
303
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,820
So basically
they'll just disappear.
304
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,030
[LAUGHS] Okay,
let's pick out some paint.
305
00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,580
All right. Get ready
306
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,330
'cause we're about to start
takin' some chances.
307
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,540
Excuse me.
I'm redoin' my kitchen.
308
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,960
I can't seem to decide
on dune grass or taffy.
309
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,340
I'm sorry, man.
I'm really not in the mood.
310
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,550
Sorry.
311
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,800
I just got divorced,
312
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,210
tryin' to get set
in my new apartment,
313
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,800
and I'm lost.
314
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,010
Uh, hey.
315
00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:46,720
If you really want
some professional
316
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,850
decorating tips,
317
00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,260
that's your girl.
318
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,600
Oh, please.
319
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,020
Listen, I would really
appreciate your opinion.
320
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:55,270
Gosh, I'd love to help you.
321
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:58,230
But I got my hands
pretty full with this one.
322
00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,860
No problem.
323
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,230
HOLLY: Okay.
324
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,610
What are you doin'?
325
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:03,780
Go with that guy.
326
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,070
Well, I'm not done
helping you.
327
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,200
Hey. Help yourself
328
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,870
to that hunk of man
over there.
329
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,330
He was totally
hitting on you.
330
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,620
Really?
331
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,910
Are you kidding me?
332
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,620
"I would really
appreciate your opinion."
333
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:20,380
Practically asked you
to be his baby's mama.
334
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,210
-I mean, he is pretty cute.
-Yeah.
335
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,760
Are you sure
you'll be okay?
336
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,720
Please. I'll meet you
at the van in an hour.
337
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,640
-Okey doke.
-Okay.
338
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:31,680
-Excuse me.
-Yes, ma'am?
339
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,810
Can I help you
find something?
340
00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:33,890
Uh, no. It's just that
341
00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,310
somebody left
all this stuff here.
342
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:38,900
You might wanna
put it back.
343
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:42,110
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
344
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,110
MAN: Okay.
345
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,740
What's the magic number
this time, Josephine?
346
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:51,910
You know, I think I'm going
to put my chips on 24.
347
00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,080
That's the number
of the bus that hit me.
348
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,290
[CHEERING]
349
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:58,250
Oh! Okay, here we go.
Take it.
350
00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:00,920
Okay, okay, okay.
No more bets. No more bets.
351
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,340
How's it goin'?
352
00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:06,680
They put a tower
on 24.
353
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,640
If it doesn't come up,
we're okay.
354
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,430
Oh, boy.
355
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,980
MAN: 24!
356
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,190
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
357
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,650
Oh.
358
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,440
I-I need to get home
for my insulin shot.
359
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,860
Can I cash these in
right now, please?
360
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,860
Certainly. One moment.
361
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,320
MAN: Let's all cash 'em in.
362
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,410
So exciting.
363
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,330
They wanna cash out.
364
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:36,040
What have we got
money wise?
365
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,000
Approximately nothing.
366
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,000
What are we supposed to do?
367
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,960
We must owe $1,000.
368
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,340
I got a little cash
in the car.
369
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,460
I'll go get it.
370
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,970
ARTHUR: Okay. Hurry.
371
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,140
[DOOR CLOSES]
372
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,260
[SIGHS]
373
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,390
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
374
00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,680
[TIRES SCREECH]
375
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,740
Come on, buddy.
I gotta pick my kids up.
376
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,070
I am still
working on this, okay?
377
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,910
You gotta make a move here.
378
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:17,330
What do you--
what do you think I should do?
379
00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:19,080
Well, listen. Why don't you
just go out there
380
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,170
get in her face and say,
"Let's do this."
381
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,380
I bet she backs
right down.
382
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,420
Yeah. But what if
she doesn't back down?
383
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:28,970
Well, then, it's on.
384
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:31,010
How do you think
that would play out?
385
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,970
Well, you got her
in weight.
386
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,010
That's true.
387
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,020
Yeah, and she is
a waitress.
388
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,810
Yeah. I could use
her apron against her.
389
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,810
Yeah, yeah.
Like a hockey fight.
390
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,360
Yeah. Just pull it
over her head.
391
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,020
Look, whatever I do,
I got to do it fast,
392
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,230
'cause I can only go full-bore
for about a minute.
393
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,070
Then I gotta finish
the fight from a chair.
394
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:58,450
All right. So I guess
I'm gonna do this.
395
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,920
You think I can take her?
396
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,890
Now listen.
I love you...
397
00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:15,890
and I believe in you.
398
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:18,770
If you can dream it,
you can do it.
399
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,440
But when I look
in her eyes...
400
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,490
I see you dead.
401
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:47,790
Hey, Hol.
402
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,880
Hey, Carrie.
Oh, my gosh, you were right.
403
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,050
Jonathan is really awesome
404
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,550
and a great kisser.
405
00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:56,470
Found that out
in lawn care. Heh heh.
406
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,100
Way to go. All right.
407
00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,430
Well, you go get
his phone number
408
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:00,930
and pull the van around,
409
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,480
and I will load my stuff
up in the back.
410
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,100
Actually, I wanted
to talk to you about that.
411
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,310
What's up?
412
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,900
Well, Jonathan and I,
we sort of looked at
413
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,230
some floor plans
and got some materials.
414
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,610
We're gonna build
a futon.
415
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:13,030
Oh, way to go.
416
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,950
Yeah, yeah. So we're
gonna take his stuff
417
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,240
to his house in my van.
418
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,490
Well, what about
my stuff?
419
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:19,870
Well, I--I just
don't think
420
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,200
there's gonna be room
for it now.
421
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,950
But you know,
you can, um,
422
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,830
call for another ride
or maybe have it delivered.
423
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:27,000
You're gonna ditch
your friend, Hol,
424
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,090
for some guy you just
rolled around
425
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,550
with in a bag of mulch?
426
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,130
You're right. You're right.
I'm being rude.
427
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:34,550
I'm sorry, Carrie.
I'll--I'll take you.
428
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,130
-All right.
-Is this your stuff over here?
429
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,510
Yeah, you don't
need to--
430
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,260
no, don't worry about it.
Just drive the van around,
431
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,970
-and then we'll be fine.
-Wait. What's, uh,
432
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,020
what's all this?
Where's...
433
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,980
where's all the stuff
that I picked out for you?
434
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:48,940
Oh. Um, well, I just
replaced a few items.
435
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,900
But this is still
basically your vision.
436
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,360
No, no. Nothin'
of mine is in here.
437
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,990
Huh.
438
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:02,290
Wait. You didn't want me
for my taste.
439
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:05,120
You just wanted my van.
440
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,170
It's a big van, Holly.
441
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,170
Fine. Fine.
442
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,210
Take
the precious van.
443
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,670
I'll have John
take me.
444
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,210
-[SIGHS] Hey, John.
-Hey, what's goin' on?
445
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,130
Let's just get outta here.
We're gonna use your car.
446
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:18,180
What? You don't have
your van?
447
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,300
'cause there's no way I'm
fittin' all this in my geo.
448
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,180
What are you saying?
449
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,640
Hey, you be good.
450
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,390
Oh, my god.
451
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,110
Listen, um,
452
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,480
I know you're hurting
right now.
453
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,030
So I'm just gonna go
ahead and pull the van
454
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,690
-around front.
-Thanks.
455
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,950
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
456
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:44,490
For $210 worth of chips,
you get this vial of pills.
457
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,000
Don't take them
with alcohol
458
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,290
unless you really
wanna have some fun.
459
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,580
[CLICKS TONGUE]
460
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,580
All right. Who's next?
461
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,540
Do you have more
of those pills?
462
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,420
-All out.
-Oh.
463
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,510
Then I'll take
this hookah pipe.
464
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:58,090
Mm.
465
00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,590
Here we go.
466
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,220
You have
any more pills?
467
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:02,550
I'm out of pills.
But I do have
468
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,520
this authentic
I.P.S. uniform.
469
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,730
But it's huge.
470
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,730
Well, let your wife
have it. Next!
471
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:12,150
Ah, the lucky lady.
472
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:13,480
Well, for your chips,
473
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,940
you have
a choice between
474
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,610
a collection of
Louis Prima records
475
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,280
or a 10 minute
shopping spree
476
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,490
in my daughter's
closet.
477
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:25,450
I have $600
worth of chips here.
478
00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:27,040
Well, there must be
something here
479
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,040
that catches your fancy.
480
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,970
Dad!
481
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,020
You ready to do this?
482
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,070
Yeah.
483
00:19:58,110 --> 00:19:59,570
Stay strong.
484
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:18,090
[MUTTERS]
485
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,090
[CAR HORN HONKS]
486
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:21,630
WAITRESS: Get back here!
487
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,720
Now you're makin' me mad!
488
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,220
Oh, what's the matter?
489
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,260
Your short legs
can't move so fast, huh?
490
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,060
That's right.
I said it.
491
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:37,570
Go around!
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