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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,237 ** 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,238 It came. 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,874 JJ's first college decision. 4 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,509 W-We can't invade his privacy -- 5 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,911 Troy from college still e-mails you? 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,913 -Later! Open it! -No! This is JJ's moment. 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,748 He'll be home in less than an hour. 8 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,617 -We can wait. -Yeah. 9 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:17,718 -(school bell rings) -Back in! 10 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,253 -We're comin' through! -STUDENT: Oh! 11 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,954 ** 12 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,391 It came -- JJ's first decision. 13 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,892 Oh, God. But why is the screen 14 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,294 filled with my naked baby pictures? 15 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,461 Because it's embarrassing. Come on. 16 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:28,462 (clinks) 17 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,231 ** 18 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:33,934 (classical music playing) 19 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,436 (mid-tempo music plays) 20 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,305 It came! 21 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,572 Later, clay boy. 22 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,374 (indistinct conversations) 23 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,542 GIRL: Come on, you guys. Let's go. 24 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:42,643 -(marching band playing) -(bells chime) 25 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,212 DR. MILLER: Attention, Lafayette. 26 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,447 This is not a drill! 27 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,617 It came! This is not a drill! 28 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,585 Another powerful montage technique 29 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,721 is the community-gathering march 30 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,390 -designed to rally the hero. -(door opens) 31 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,626 Your first college decision is in. 32 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,894 (gasps) 33 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:04,298 Hey, Long Beach Tech? (chuckles) My alma mater! 34 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,733 We wanted you to open it, JJ. 35 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:09,437 "In front of everyone? What if I don't get in?" 36 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,105 Well, it's no big deal. (chuckles) 37 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:13,941 Could you just -- Just stop. Put them away. 38 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:19,247 ** 39 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,514 -Yes! -Yo! 40 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,015 -Yes! Yes! -(cheers and applause) 41 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,083 Oh, my God! 42 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,085 RAY: JJ's going to college! 43 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,454 Yes! 44 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,821 ** 45 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,323 Yes! 46 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,025 Did no one film that? 47 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:35,996 ** 48 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,966 JJ, I know you've got your heart set on NYU, 49 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:40,000 but I want you to at least consider 50 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,303 the more affordable, closer-to-home, 51 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,673 and more affordable Long Beach Tech. 52 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,675 "I hope you didn't put a lot of effort --" 53 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,443 Point 1 of 54 -- 54 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,778 "E-mail all this to me. 55 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:54,615 I have to go get ready to meet Izzy's parents. 56 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,049 Kenneth, thanks for the pointers." 57 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,452 Ah. (chuckles) It's my specialty. 58 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:01,455 My ex's dad still calls me. 59 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:05,293 Always inviting me out hunting, rock climbing, 60 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:07,361 out fishing on a secluded lake early in the mor-- 61 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,962 Wait. 62 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,865 Is Marv trying to kill me? 63 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:12,866 JJ, I can help with that, too. 64 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,802 I know a lot about meeting parents. 65 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,537 I know a lot about Meet the Parents. 66 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,838 Did you know that Randy Newman did the score? 67 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:21,742 "E-mail me that too." 68 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:25,145 ** 69 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,080 Why does that kid not listen to me anymore? 70 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,217 LBTC is a good school. 71 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,851 He's only writing it off 72 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,653 because I'm the one pushing it. 73 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,055 I'm gonna go there and take some videos to get him excited. 74 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,190 You want to join, alum? 75 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,659 Nah, I-I'm gonna go skydiving with Marv. 76 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:42,496 -No, uh, I'm in. -Yeah, yeah. 77 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:46,334 Kids, can you please help me talk some sense into your mom? 78 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,869 (laughter) 79 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,272 She wants me to go to the Cerebral Palsy Awards. 80 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,073 Again, Cerebral Palsy Foundation. 81 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,208 No one said "awards." 82 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,444 You guys are nominated for a Palsie? 83 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:57,511 Not an award. And surely, 84 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,179 it wouldn't be called that if it were. 85 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,681 No, it's a nice event. 86 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,350 Fashion 4 All is supplying the clothing, 87 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,584 so they want to include us. 88 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,952 Melanie, I've been to these things. 89 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:07,621 It's just people getting dressed up congratulating themselves. 90 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,723 Everyone's just clotting each other's brumpets. 91 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,592 That can't be a real English thing. 92 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,093 I make them up sometimes, Ray. 93 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,128 Logan and I look forward to this event every year. 94 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,564 You should bring JJ. 95 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:17,965 MAYA: Oh, well, that would make it fun. 96 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:19,032 "Can't." 97 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,702 JJ's meeting Izzy's parents for the first time, 98 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,371 and he's being really smug about it. 99 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,072 MELANIE: Hmm. 100 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:26,807 Well, would either of you two like to come with me? 101 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:27,875 We all know I'm going. 102 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,277 I'm just making Melanie work for it 103 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,111 -so she owes me. -Shouldn't that be subtext? 104 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,613 I don't really do subtext. 105 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,881 I'll go. JJ's going to college. 106 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,083 I want to move up in the power rankings. 107 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:37,718 I-I'll go too. 108 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,219 I don't want Ray getting points if I'm not. 109 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,988 That's not really how family works. 110 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,056 You'll both get points -- 35 each. 111 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,092 -For one day?! -All right! 112 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:47,227 You guys are so screwed up. 113 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,663 Melanie, you should really let that be subtext. 114 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,333 Ooh-ooh! Yo, JJ! 115 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:55,068 Welcome to LBTC! 116 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,237 Where for me, the L was for Ladies, 117 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:58,906 the B was for Basketball, 118 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,074 and C was for the grade I had to maintain 119 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,511 to stay on the basketball team to keep getting ladies. 120 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:04,478 What about T? 121 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,779 No, thanks. I just had some coffee. 122 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,081 Bam! Still works! (chuckles) 123 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,083 -May I start the tour? -KENNETH: Please. 124 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,953 Ooh-ooh! (gargling) 125 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,355 (laughs) Last one. 126 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,089 Please keep your voices down 127 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,327 as we enter the Colonel Forbin Library. 128 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,929 JJ, it's brand-new. Wasn't here when I was. 129 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,497 So, a little history -- 130 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,098 the Forbin Library is 83 years old. 131 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,434 What?! No way! 132 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,601 How'd I miss this? 133 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:28,802 -ALL: Shh! -JIMMY: Sorry. 134 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,504 Oh, yeah. Good luck trying to top this! 135 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,940 Okay. Now let's head to the science center, 136 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,509 with our 200-inch telescope. 137 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,644 Whaaa?! 138 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:37,678 ** 139 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,547 JJ, you're here! 140 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,048 Little warning -- 141 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,317 when I told Dad I was bringing a boy home, it didn't go well. 142 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,518 I'm not sure what he has planned, 143 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,186 but he called the police this morning 144 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,055 to schedule a domestic disturbance. 145 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:51,124 "Okay. What should I do?" 146 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,726 Um...it's not like there's a rule book, 147 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,462 but be polite. Don't touch me. 148 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,630 Be firm with him, but let him win every argument. 149 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,499 If he tells you to call him by his first name, that is a test. 150 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,568 Do not do it. Wait. No, no, no, no, no. 151 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:03,303 ** 152 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,473 -Hey, Dad. -OMAR: One second, honey. 153 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:06,474 Yeah. 154 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,475 (grunting) 155 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,543 (grunting continues) 156 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,244 All right. 157 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,580 Let's meet this boyfriend of yours, sweetheart. 158 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,683 Mom, Daddy, this is JJ. 159 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,385 Oh. 160 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,887 Oh! 161 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,189 Honey, this is JJ. 162 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,492 Yes, I see. Hi, JJ. 163 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:27,160 OMAR: JJ, our daughter's told us so much about you. 164 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:30,531 But she didn't say that you had such a, uh, snazzy scooter. 165 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,699 (laughs) 166 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,233 "It's nice to meet you both. 167 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,702 I want you to know 168 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:38,606 I have the best intentions with your daughter." 169 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,040 -Aww. -(chuckles) 170 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,377 Of course you do, pal! (chuckles) 171 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,413 Well, why don't we give you kids some privacy, huh? 172 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,080 Honey, should we go out to dinner? 173 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,215 Sure! (chuckles) 174 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:49,550 Have fun, you two. 175 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:50,951 Bye! 176 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,453 ** 177 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,621 What the hell was that? 178 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,123 "Them finding out I use a wheelchair?" 179 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,225 No. They'll be right back. 180 00:05:58,325 --> 00:05:59,593 We're also gonna pick up that grandfather clock in San Diego. 181 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,595 Ciao. 182 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,864 ** 183 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,967 Man, JJ, this place is amazing! 184 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,369 I can't believe you don't want to go here! 185 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,371 Hey. Kenneth, do you ever think about coming back here 186 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,906 and finishing your degree? 187 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,041 You think I should? 188 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,644 Wait, are you actually considering my input? 189 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,278 I'm sorry, this is for JJ. 190 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,313 I don't want to cop your fatherly advice. 191 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,915 No, no, no, no, no, no. Cop away. 192 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,383 Y-You know what? New plan. 193 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,385 I-I've got everything I need for JJ. 194 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,054 Let's see if this place has anything to offer 195 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,957 my favorite son...'s aide. 196 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,092 (both laugh) 197 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,394 A chocolate fountain? Are you kidding? 198 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,996 -The Palsies rock! -MELANIE: This isn't -- 199 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:36,997 EMCEE: Yeah, so... 200 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,165 fortunately, my life's been good enough that I can have... 201 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,299 DYLAN: Stop smiling. 202 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,234 I'm just grabbing the marshmallows 203 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,402 I jammed in your chair. 204 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,738 A butt touch is a butt touch, my love. 205 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,239 -(groans) -Thank you for supporting... 206 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,641 How long is this guy gonna go on for? 207 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,243 Did he bloody invent cerebral palsy? 208 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,846 And now please welcome a special guest to the stage -- 209 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,014 Logan Merriman! 210 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,516 (applause) 211 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:56,850 W-W-What is -- What is this? 212 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:57,918 What is he doing? 213 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,587 I know nothing about this. 214 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,822 I'm terrified! He's so odd. 215 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,123 He is so odd. 216 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,759 Aah! Get these out of here! 217 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:06,960 Gawd! 218 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,598 What a beautiful crowd, but no one quite so beautiful 219 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,299 as my blessed mother. 220 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:16,269 -Aww. -LOGAN: This is for her. 221 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:21,041 -* Ave -(crowd gasps) 222 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:27,447 * Maria 223 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,816 (sniffles) 224 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:34,221 * Gratia plena 225 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:38,225 -* Maria -(sniffling) 226 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,160 * Gratia plena 227 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,162 That. 228 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,396 I want that. 229 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,565 I can't believe my dad. 230 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,834 I mean, you're no creep, but he doesn't know that. 231 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:50,237 "I could be a creep. I have a van. 232 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,906 I tell girls I'm a director. 233 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,341 I got a grabby thing." 234 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,343 Ugh, you'd be a great creep! 235 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,346 I bet he wouldn't write you off 236 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,515 if he found us in my bed when he got home. 237 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,685 ** 238 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,320 "If that's what it takes to fight prejudice, 239 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,723 I am willing to make the sacrifice." 240 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,894 Hmm. "Where's your bedroom?" 241 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,563 ** 242 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:19,199 "Stairs. Why did it have to be stairs?" 243 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,568 ** 244 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:21,669 (sighs) 245 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,907 Maybe we prove a point to my dad 246 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,010 in a less "break JJ" kind of way? 247 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,345 "I'm a DiMeo, 248 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:36,449 so two things drive me -- love and spite. 249 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,218 This has both." 250 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,386 ** 251 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,690 "Let's climb some stairs." 252 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,258 * Listen, baby 253 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,227 -Okay. That's good. -* Ain't no mountain high 254 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,230 -* Ain't no valley low -Ohh. 255 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,264 -* Ain't no river... -(thud) 256 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,400 * ...wide enough, baby 257 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,568 * If you need me, call me 258 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,737 -(grunts) -* No matter where you are 259 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:57,871 -* No matter how far -Come on, JJ. 260 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,873 I'll cheer you up there. 261 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,809 -* Don't worry, baby -* Just call my name 262 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:02,943 Should we just take the elevator? 263 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,978 -* I'll be there in a hurry -It was a bad joke. 264 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,980 * You don't have to worry 265 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,383 * 'Cause, baby, there ain't no mountain high enough * 266 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,285 -(grunting) -* Ain't no valley... 267 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,054 -Ooh! -* ...low enough 268 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,122 Almost there! 269 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,890 -* Ain't no river wide enough -(smooches) 270 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,559 Ohh, that was me. I blew the kiss too hard. 271 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,494 * To keep me from getting to you, babe * 272 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,462 (chuckles) 273 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,765 That was the most beautiful display 274 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,467 of love for a mother I've ever seen. 275 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,337 My heart is just so...full. 276 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,471 (indistinct conversations) 277 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,973 All right, kids. Heads together. 278 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,474 How are we gonna fill Mommy's heart? 279 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,744 Uh, I can do some magic. 280 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,812 Ray, we want them to cry for the right reasons. 281 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,348 WOMAN: Wasn't that performance wonderful? 282 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,150 It's a shame your son's not here. 283 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,018 Not here? What? 284 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,253 You think her boy was up there giving a concert 285 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,420 and my son wouldn't even be here? 286 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,588 (chuckles) There he is. 287 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:49,690 JJ, oh! 288 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,625 (smacks lips) He sped off. 289 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,626 (laughs) 290 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,796 Get him here, 50 points. 291 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,098 ** 292 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,599 Hey, Jimmy. 293 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,301 Would it be dumb if I got this? 294 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,535 JIMMY: Dumb how? 295 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,503 ** 296 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,806 * My boy lollipop 297 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,374 -Oh, adorable. -(camera shutter clicks) 298 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,877 Hey, could you take a father-son photo for us? 299 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,645 * You make my heart go giddyup * 300 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,214 -* You are as sweet as candy -Did I say his father? 301 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,382 -Take the picture. -* You're my sugar dandy 302 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,650 Anyone? 303 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,352 Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh! 304 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,723 -You, sir, in the front. -Yes! I got called on. (laughs) 305 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,324 Do you know the answer? 306 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,793 No, I don't even know the subject. 307 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:26,827 Okay. 308 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,829 * Oh, my lollipop 309 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,298 Hey, Izzy. Hope I'm not interrupting. 310 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,966 I-It's not the -- the best time. (chuckles) 311 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,302 Well, I need you to get here now, JJ. 312 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,470 Mom needs you to do the nonverbal equivalent 313 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,072 of singing "Ave Maria." 314 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,041 Uh, "Not happening." 315 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,010 JJ, it's me. I mean, what's so important 316 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,511 that you can't come down here -- 317 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,913 "I'm going up to Izzy's room to --" 318 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,180 DYLAN: (screams) 319 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,682 Sexualized JJ! Sexualized JJ! 320 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,883 "Why is everyone against that?!" 321 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,318 -(beep) -DYLAN: Ugh, yuck! 322 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,154 (sighs) I think my dad catching you 323 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,188 on the third stair 324 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,691 still sends a very potent message. 325 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:58,692 Mm. 326 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,894 Okay, then we need help. 327 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,395 ** 328 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,231 So, you came to Joyce. 329 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,766 Izzy, I've got it from here. 330 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,836 JJ, I am honored that you called. 331 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,872 And I will be discreet and gentle. 332 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,174 Now, I'm not a licensed sex surrogate, 333 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,745 but I'm not a licensed physical therapist, either. 334 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,747 I-I-I think you misunderstood. 335 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,282 We want to get to my room. 336 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,284 He just needs your help getting up the stairs. 337 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,119 -Yeah. -(laughs) 338 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,757 Yeah. I know that. 339 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,059 Ah, but these stairs are carpeted. 340 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,427 I better take off my wood-stairs boots. 341 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,428 Mm. 342 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,798 ** 343 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,600 So, we wanted to know what re-enrolling would entail. 344 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,102 It's -- It's been such a special day. 345 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,771 And Kenneth here is very excited. 346 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,606 Stop it. You're embarrassing me. 347 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,640 Kenneth Clements. 348 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:52,112 Okay, I see one who attended from 1960 to 1963? 349 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,081 Look for the next one. 350 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,983 Okay. There is one in the '90s, 351 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,985 but you said you almost graduated. 352 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,719 He only completed three classes. 353 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,755 That can't be right. 354 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,757 Fail. Fail. Incomplete. 355 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,126 Kicked out for throwing a basketball at a professor 356 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,327 while saying, "Think fast." 357 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,163 (chuckling) Well, sure, I goofed off a little, 358 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,565 but when it came to deliver -- 359 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,666 It says you walked out of one final 360 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,269 because you "saw a cool bird." 361 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,172 What kind of record is this?! What? 362 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,941 Now you're disappointed in me? 363 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,111 Like I should care! You're not my dad. 364 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,412 You know what? Forget it! 365 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,782 I don't even want to go to this dumb school. 366 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,650 And you guys are just jealous I got to see a cool bird. 367 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,085 It says here it was a crow. 368 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,253 ** 369 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,455 (groans) All right, let me know if the stairs 370 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,924 are hurting your tushie, 371 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,859 'cause I can always bring in my hemorrhoid pillow. 372 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,593 -I might have something. -Okay. 373 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,761 Oh, here. 374 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,330 "My tushie?! I'm trying 375 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,366 to look cool in front of my girlfriend." 376 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,368 Oh. You want to look cool? 377 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,938 I got you (clicks tongue) fam. 378 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,339 Ohh, enough talk 379 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,008 about how much you understand a woman's needs, JJ. 380 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,544 Just need to get my arms underneath here -- 381 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,446 Oh, my God, your abs! 382 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,814 Izzy, is there a stream up there? 383 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,550 'Cause you could do laundry on this washboard. 384 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,886 Yeah, she's impressed. Let's do this, JJ. 385 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,354 * Oh, baby, there ain't no mountain high enough * 386 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,356 JOYCE: (grunts) Oh, yes! 387 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,691 -Yay! -You're doing it! 388 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,793 -* Ain't no valley low enough -Last one! 389 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,528 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 390 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,564 -* Ain't no river wide enough -What a stud! You did it! 391 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,665 * To keep me from getting to you, babe * 392 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,068 Actually, there's -- there's one more snag. 393 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,970 * Ain't no mountain 394 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,472 You want to get all the way up there for her? 395 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,473 She's worth it? 396 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,342 ** 397 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,211 Enjoy being 18, sweetheart. 398 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,680 All right. Let's do it. 399 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,849 My JJ described a nightmare to me once 400 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,018 where he didn't come to this event. 401 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,387 And he woke up screaming. 402 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,356 And I ran in his room and I held him in my arms -- 403 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,591 at his request. 404 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,094 And I just said, "Baby, it was a dream." 405 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,561 So, you know, the singing was nice, 406 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,930 but that kind of terror? 407 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,499 -I'll take it any day. -Mom. 408 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,901 Can we talk to you? 409 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,603 ** 410 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,772 -He's not coming, is he? -We tried, Mom. I'm sorry. 411 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,542 Do you want a Logan butt marshmallow? 412 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,678 No, it's fine. It's silly. 413 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:09,349 One day, I know I'll get to see JJ tell the world 414 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,084 how much he adores his mommy. 415 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,054 Of course, he's a man now. 416 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,589 He hasn't called me "Mommy" for years. 417 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,857 He called me "Maya" the other day. 418 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,027 I almost sawed my own head off. 419 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,362 ** 420 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,097 Thanks for trying. 421 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,699 We have to do something about this. 422 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,201 At this point, we'd like to welcome 423 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,804 our sponsors from Fashion 4 All Adaptive Clothing. 424 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,041 Welcome to the stage Melanie Hertzal 425 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,275 -and Maya DiMeo! -(applause) 426 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,709 You know, I really don't feel like it. 427 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,778 Oh, come on. This is our big moment! 428 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,780 EMCEE: And let's also welcome to the stage 429 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,084 -Logan Merriman and JJ DiMeo. -(cheers and applause) 430 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,718 Ooh, JJ, darling, no, it's okay. 431 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,987 You don't have to come up. 432 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,255 -RAY: Stop it! -DYLAN: You stop it! 433 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,091 You are the one who wanted to do something about this! 434 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,092 -MAN: Oh. -DYLAN: Come on. 435 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,928 Oh. Oh, no, that's all right, darling. Go on, off you go. 436 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,264 -RAY: Stop it. -Sing your song for Mommy, JJ. 437 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,665 On second thought, you do not have to come to the gala. 438 00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,899 Stop! Dylan! 439 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,901 -Aah! -Oh! 440 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,504 -Oh! -(audience gasping) 441 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,007 Oh, my God. 442 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,641 (indistinct conversations) 443 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,143 ** 444 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,579 It's a miracle! 445 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,647 ** 446 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,915 Thank you. 447 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,017 IZZY: Thanks for helping out, Brad. 448 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,418 Yeah, no prob. 449 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,987 Your dad helped me move that dresser last weekend. 450 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,655 Whoa, whoa. JJ's no dresser. 451 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,457 You know, if he was a piece of furniture, 452 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,127 he's more like a love...seat. 453 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,861 Oh, love seat! That's real furniture. 454 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,363 It might be easier if I just cradle him. 455 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,831 Okay. 456 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,102 Upsy-daisy. 457 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:38,005 -Oh. -Damn, dude. You're light. 458 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,107 Oh, my. That is a man. 459 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,942 I mean, not, like, as opposed to anyone. 460 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,044 Hm. 461 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,013 ** 462 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,548 And whee! 463 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,684 Oh, wow. That was quite a production. 464 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,819 Thank you guys. 465 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,287 Are you okay? 466 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,023 "No. 467 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:59,026 I tried to show your dad that I'm a man. 468 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,794 I wound up showing you that I'm not." 469 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:02,895 ** 470 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,465 Come on, Brad. I'll give you a ride home. 471 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,000 Nah, it's a 30-second walk. 472 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,468 No, no. My home. 473 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,703 ** 474 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,342 So you needed a little help getting up here. 475 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,710 Everyone needs help sometimes. 476 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,513 You should see me ice skate. 477 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,016 "You should see me ice skate." 478 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,184 And he's funny?! 479 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,986 "Your dad was right. 480 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,521 I'm harmless." 481 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,591 (sighs) 482 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,161 That's not how I see you, JJ. 483 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,695 (scoffs) 484 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,898 Okay, fine. It was hard getting you up here, 485 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,434 but you're the only boy I want to be up here with right now. 486 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,669 ** 487 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,604 (sighs) 488 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,241 I do have one last argument. 489 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:54,747 ** 490 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,451 ** 491 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,887 "That's an excellent point." 492 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,757 ** 493 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,858 JIMMY: Kenneth, I'm going through the motions 494 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,694 of looking for you in the apartment, 495 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,562 even though I'm pretty sure you're in the hot tub. 496 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:16,136 What now, Dad? Should I get out of the tub? 497 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,570 No, Kenneth. 498 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,139 Actually, how long have you -- 499 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,973 No, sorry. Not your dad. 500 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,575 I am feeling pruny. 501 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,744 You were so excited to go back to school. 502 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,778 What happened? 503 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,148 You saw my transcripts. 504 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,084 (sighs) So you used to be a screw-up? 505 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,421 Jimmy, the guy you know, JJ's aide, basketball coach -- 506 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,589 that's the best me anyone's ever seen. 507 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,125 But this is ending. 508 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,893 I'm scared I'm gonna go back to being that other guy. 509 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,062 I'm sorry if I pushed you too hard. 510 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,731 It just felt really nice 511 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,401 to have someone take what I said seriously. 512 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,670 I did. I do. 513 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,472 If that's true... 514 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,075 ** 515 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,610 ...I think this would be good for you. 516 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,613 And whether you want my support or not... 517 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,814 I believe in you. 518 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,450 ** 519 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,817 You're good at this, Jimmy. 520 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,819 Thank you. 521 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,155 I'd like to get out and hug you now. 522 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,322 Hand me my suit. 523 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,925 ** 524 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,094 Computer! Play the Eagles! 525 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,363 No computer, sweetie! 526 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,030 I just play the songs every time! 527 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,432 We're sorry, Mom. 528 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,767 Ray and I really screwed things up for you. 529 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,171 You physically forced me into the wheelchair. 530 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,972 What a couple of boobs we are. 531 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,541 No, it's my fault. I drove you to it. 532 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,444 There are probably even some schools of parenting thought 533 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,280 that would frown on the very existence 534 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,514 of the power rankings system. 535 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,648 You think? 536 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,817 I don't even deserve this gift bag. 537 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,819 They didn't give out gift bags. 538 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,654 Oh, that was someone's purse, then. 539 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,123 Geez, did this woman hijack a Burt's Bees shipment? 540 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,527 Ohh, I'm sorry I made a scene today, Melanie. 541 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,797 Just seeing your son up there, I wanted that. 542 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,366 (scoffs) Are you seriously comparing our kids? 543 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,236 I mean, if we're talking about things we want, 544 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,005 I want my son to be too busy to come to these kinds of things. 545 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,241 I want him to go to college, have a girlfriend. 546 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,042 You say that, 547 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,678 but then he brings home a girl who isn't exactly like you, 548 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,747 and it's actually very insulting. 549 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,649 But we're not comparing our kids. 550 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,984 JJ's soaring. 551 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,853 That should make you so proud. 552 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,855 I mean, it could make me jealous. 553 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,590 But I know better. 554 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,559 You should, too. 555 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,161 You deserved a bit of glory tonight, Melanie. 556 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,496 You are a great mother. 557 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,065 And you're a very good friend. 558 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,402 And, actually, there's really only one way to thank you. 559 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,070 (clears throat) 560 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,205 (vocalizes) 561 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,706 Please don't sing "Ave Maria." 562 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,907 Okay. 563 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,343 (door closes) 564 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,445 OMAR: Izzy? 565 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,179 Why did we want to get caught? 566 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,214 OMAR: I hope I'm seeing this wheelchair 567 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,683 at the bottom of the stairs because JJ got raptured! 568 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,418 Um, okay. I'm -- I'm gonna roll you over, okay? 569 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,387 O-Okay. I'm gonna say it. 570 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,855 Your mom's pants are way too accessible. 571 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,623 I'm coming up there! 572 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,624 ** 573 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,759 Okay. 574 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,395 ** 575 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,297 -(door opens) -Hi, Daddy! 576 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,898 OMAR: What the -- Kid, 577 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,301 if you don't get out of my daughter's bed, I -- 578 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,902 I'm not sure if this is offensive. 579 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,572 I'm gonna put my left foot so far up your ass, 580 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,073 it'll win an Oscar for portraying someone 581 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,207 with a disability! 582 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,709 -Dad! -What?! 583 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,378 And you got 5 seconds, mister! 584 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:15,282 Five, four... 585 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,949 three and a half! 586 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,885 ** 587 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,287 Oh, boy. 588 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,055 And if I ever see you in my house again, 589 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,557 you're a dead man! 590 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,393 You let me know if I'm hurting you, okay? 591 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,295 I should put you through a wall! 592 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,763 Don't worry. I got you. 593 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,934 KENNETH: Dining halls, ooh-ooh! 594 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,604 Memorial to the founder's dead son, ooh-ooh! 595 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,272 -(door opens) -Yeah, it's not great. I know. 596 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,340 (door closes) 597 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,742 I did it, Jimmy. I sent it in. 598 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,277 A new chapter begins. 599 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,745 Thanks to you. 600 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,515 Oh, my Kenneth. 601 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,782 I am so proud of you. 602 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,285 You're the greatest dad I didn't know I needed. 603 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,153 Don't understand that. Don't care. 604 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,589 Darling, I missed you today, JJ. 605 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,625 But you were busy, and I'm glad. 606 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:02,629 "Meeting Izzy's parents went great. 607 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:06,933 Your Fashion 4 All pants really helped." 608 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,436 "You're the best, Mom." 609 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,870 MAYA: Aww. 610 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,805 You're happy, and that's music to my ears. 611 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,308 But, wait -- why are your pants on backwards? 612 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,878 ** 613 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,513 Oi, oi, oi! 614 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,114 Why are your pants on backwards?! 615 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,451 JJ! Why are your pants on backwards?! 616 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,459 -- Captions by VITAC -- 42366

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