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**
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It came.
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JJ's first college decision.
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W-We can't invade
his privacy --
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Troy from college
still e-mails you?
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-Later! Open it!
-No! This is JJ's moment.
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He'll be home
in less than an hour.
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-We can wait.
-Yeah.
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-(school bell rings)
-Back in!
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-We're comin' through!
-STUDENT: Oh!
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**
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It came --
JJ's first decision.
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Oh, God.
But why is the screen
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filled with
my naked baby pictures?
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Because it's embarrassing.
Come on.
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(clinks)
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**
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(classical music playing)
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(mid-tempo music plays)
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It came!
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Later, clay boy.
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(indistinct conversations)
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GIRL: Come on, you guys.
Let's go.
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-(marching band playing)
-(bells chime)
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DR. MILLER:
Attention, Lafayette.
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This is not a drill!
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It came!
This is not a drill!
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Another powerful
montage technique
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is the community-gathering march
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-designed to rally the hero.
-(door opens)
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Your first college
decision is in.
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(gasps)
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Hey, Long Beach Tech?
(chuckles) My alma mater!
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We wanted you to open it, JJ.
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"In front of everyone?
What if I don't get in?"
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Well, it's no big deal.
(chuckles)
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Could you just -- Just stop.
Put them away.
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**
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-Yes!
-Yo!
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-Yes! Yes!
-(cheers and applause)
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Oh, my God!
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RAY:
JJ's going to college!
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Yes!
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**
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Yes!
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Did no one film that?
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**
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JJ, I know you've got
your heart set on NYU,
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but I want you
to at least consider
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the more affordable,
closer-to-home,
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and more affordable
Long Beach Tech.
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"I hope you didn't put
a lot of effort --"
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Point 1 of 54 --
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"E-mail all this to me.
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I have to go get ready
to meet Izzy's parents.
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Kenneth,
thanks for the pointers."
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Ah. (chuckles)
It's my specialty.
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My ex's dad still calls me.
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Always inviting me out hunting,
rock climbing,
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out fishing on a secluded lake
early in the mor--
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Wait.
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Is Marv trying to kill me?
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JJ, I can help
with that, too.
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I know a lot
about meeting parents.
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I know a lot
about Meet the Parents.
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Did you know that Randy Newman
did the score?
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"E-mail me that too."
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**
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Why does that kid
not listen to me anymore?
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LBTC is a good school.
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He's only writing it off
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because I'm the one
pushing it.
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I'm gonna go there and take
some videos to get him excited.
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You want to join, alum?
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Nah, I-I'm gonna go
skydiving with Marv.
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-No, uh, I'm in.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Kids, can you please help me
talk some sense into your mom?
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(laughter)
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She wants me to go to
the Cerebral Palsy Awards.
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Again,
Cerebral Palsy Foundation.
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No one said "awards."
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You guys are nominated
for a Palsie?
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Not an award.
And surely,
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it wouldn't be called that
if it were.
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No, it's a nice event.
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Fashion 4 All
is supplying the clothing,
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so they want to include us.
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Melanie,
I've been to these things.
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It's just people getting dressed
up congratulating themselves.
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Everyone's just clotting
each other's brumpets.
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That can't be
a real English thing.
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I make them up sometimes, Ray.
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Logan and I look forward
to this event every year.
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You should bring JJ.
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MAYA: Oh, well,
that would make it fun.
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"Can't."
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JJ's meeting Izzy's parents
for the first time,
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and he's being really
smug about it.
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MELANIE: Hmm.
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Well, would either of you
two like to come with me?
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We all know I'm going.
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I'm just making Melanie
work for it
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-so she owes me.
-Shouldn't that be subtext?
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I don't really do subtext.
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I'll go.
JJ's going to college.
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I want to move up
in the power rankings.
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I-I'll go too.
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I don't want Ray
getting points if I'm not.
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That's not really
how family works.
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You'll both get points --
35 each.
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-For one day?!
-All right!
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You guys are so screwed up.
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Melanie, you should really
let that be subtext.
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Ooh-ooh! Yo, JJ!
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Welcome to LBTC!
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Where for me,
the L was for Ladies,
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the B was for Basketball,
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and C was for the grade
I had to maintain
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to stay on the basketball team
to keep getting ladies.
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What about T?
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No, thanks.
I just had some coffee.
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Bam! Still works!
(chuckles)
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-May I start the tour?
-KENNETH: Please.
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Ooh-ooh! (gargling)
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(laughs) Last one.
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Please keep your voices down
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as we enter
the Colonel Forbin Library.
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JJ, it's brand-new.
Wasn't here when I was.
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So, a little history --
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the Forbin Library
is 83 years old.
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What?! No way!
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How'd I miss this?
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-ALL: Shh!
-JIMMY: Sorry.
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Oh, yeah.
Good luck trying to top this!
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Okay. Now let's head
to the science center,
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with our 200-inch telescope.
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Whaaa?!
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**
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JJ, you're here!
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Little warning --
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when I told Dad I was bringing
a boy home, it didn't go well.
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I'm not sure
what he has planned,
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but he called the police
this morning
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to schedule
a domestic disturbance.
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"Okay.
What should I do?"
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Um...it's not like
there's a rule book,
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but be polite.
Don't touch me.
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Be firm with him,
but let him win every argument.
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If he tells you to call him by
his first name, that is a test.
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Do not do it.
Wait. No, no, no, no, no.
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**
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-Hey, Dad.
-OMAR: One second, honey.
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Yeah.
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(grunting)
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(grunting continues)
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All right.
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Let's meet this boyfriend
of yours, sweetheart.
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Mom, Daddy, this is JJ.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Honey, this is JJ.
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Yes, I see. Hi, JJ.
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OMAR: JJ, our daughter's told us
so much about you.
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But she didn't say that you
had such a, uh, snazzy scooter.
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(laughs)
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"It's nice to meet you both.
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I want you to know
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I have the best intentions
with your daughter."
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-Aww.
-(chuckles)
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Of course you do, pal!
(chuckles)
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Well, why don't we give
you kids some privacy, huh?
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Honey,
should we go out to dinner?
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Sure!
(chuckles)
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Have fun, you two.
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Bye!
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**
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What the hell was that?
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"Them finding out
I use a wheelchair?"
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No.
They'll be right back.
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We're also gonna pick up that
grandfather clock in San Diego.
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Ciao.
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**
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Man, JJ,
this place is amazing!
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I can't believe
you don't want to go here!
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Hey. Kenneth, do you ever
think about coming back here
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and finishing your degree?
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You think I should?
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Wait, are you actually
considering my input?
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I'm sorry, this is for JJ.
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I don't want to cop
your fatherly advice.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Cop away.
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Y-You know what?
New plan.
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I-I've got everything
I need for JJ.
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Let's see if this place
has anything to offer
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my favorite son...'s aide.
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(both laugh)
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A chocolate fountain?
Are you kidding?
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-The Palsies rock!
-MELANIE: This isn't --
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EMCEE: Yeah, so...
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fortunately, my life's been
good enough that I can have...
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DYLAN: Stop smiling.
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I'm just
grabbing the marshmallows
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I jammed in your chair.
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A butt touch is a butt touch,
my love.
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-(groans)
-Thank you for supporting...
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How long is this guy
gonna go on for?
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Did he bloody invent
cerebral palsy?
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And now please welcome
a special guest to the stage --
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Logan Merriman!
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(applause)
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W-W-What is -- What is this?
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What is he doing?
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I know nothing about this.
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I'm terrified!
He's so odd.
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He is so odd.
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Aah!
Get these out of here!
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Gawd!
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What a beautiful crowd,
but no one quite so beautiful
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as my blessed mother.
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-Aww.
-LOGAN: This is for her.
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-* Ave
-(crowd gasps)
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* Maria
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(sniffles)
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* Gratia plena
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-* Maria
-(sniffling)
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* Gratia plena
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That.
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I want that.
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I can't believe my dad.
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I mean, you're no creep,
but he doesn't know that.
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"I could be a creep.
I have a van.
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I tell girls I'm a director.
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I got a grabby thing."
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Ugh, you'd be a great creep!
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I bet he wouldn't write you off
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if he found us in my bed
when he got home.
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**
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"If that's what it takes
to fight prejudice,
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I am willing
to make the sacrifice."
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Hmm.
"Where's your bedroom?"
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**
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"Stairs. Why did it
have to be stairs?"
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**
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(sighs)
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Maybe we prove a point to my dad
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in a less "break JJ"
kind of way?
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"I'm a DiMeo,
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so two things drive me --
love and spite.
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This has both."
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**
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"Let's climb some stairs."
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* Listen, baby
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-Okay. That's good.
-* Ain't no mountain high
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-* Ain't no valley low
-Ohh.
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-* Ain't no river...
-(thud)
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* ...wide enough, baby
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* If you need me, call me
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-(grunts)
-* No matter where you are
259
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-* No matter how far
-Come on, JJ.
260
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,873
I'll cheer you up there.
261
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,809
-* Don't worry, baby
-* Just call my name
262
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:02,943
Should we just
take the elevator?
263
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,978
-* I'll be there in a hurry
-It was a bad joke.
264
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,980
* You don't have to worry
265
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,383
* 'Cause, baby, there ain't
no mountain high enough *
266
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,285
-(grunting)
-* Ain't no valley...
267
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,054
-Ooh!
-* ...low enough
268
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,122
Almost there!
269
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,890
-* Ain't no river wide enough
-(smooches)
270
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,559
Ohh, that was me.
I blew the kiss too hard.
271
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,494
* To keep me from
getting to you, babe *
272
00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,462
(chuckles)
273
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,765
That was the most
beautiful display
274
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,467
of love for a mother
I've ever seen.
275
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,337
My heart is just so...full.
276
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,471
(indistinct conversations)
277
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,973
All right, kids.
Heads together.
278
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,474
How are we gonna fill
Mommy's heart?
279
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,744
Uh, I can do some magic.
280
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,812
Ray, we want them to cry
for the right reasons.
281
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,348
WOMAN: Wasn't
that performance wonderful?
282
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,150
It's a shame
your son's not here.
283
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,018
Not here? What?
284
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,253
You think her boy
was up there giving a concert
285
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,420
and my son wouldn't even
be here?
286
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,588
(chuckles)
There he is.
287
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:49,690
JJ, oh!
288
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,625
(smacks lips)
He sped off.
289
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,626
(laughs)
290
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,796
Get him here, 50 points.
291
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,098
**
292
00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,599
Hey, Jimmy.
293
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,301
Would it be dumb if I got this?
294
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,535
JIMMY: Dumb how?
295
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,503
**
296
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,806
* My boy lollipop
297
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,374
-Oh, adorable.
-(camera shutter clicks)
298
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,877
Hey, could you take
a father-son photo for us?
299
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,645
* You make my heart
go giddyup *
300
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,214
-* You are as sweet as candy
-Did I say his father?
301
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,382
-Take the picture.
-* You're my sugar dandy
302
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,650
Anyone?
303
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,352
Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
304
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,723
-You, sir, in the front.
-Yes! I got called on. (laughs)
305
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,324
Do you know the answer?
306
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,793
No, I don't even know
the subject.
307
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:26,827
Okay.
308
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,829
* Oh, my lollipop
309
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,298
Hey, Izzy.
Hope I'm not interrupting.
310
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,966
I-It's not the --
the best time. (chuckles)
311
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,302
Well, I need you
to get here now, JJ.
312
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,470
Mom needs you to do
the nonverbal equivalent
313
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,072
of singing "Ave Maria."
314
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,041
Uh, "Not happening."
315
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,010
JJ, it's me.
I mean, what's so important
316
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,511
that you can't
come down here --
317
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,913
"I'm going up to
Izzy's room to --"
318
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,180
DYLAN: (screams)
319
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,682
Sexualized JJ!
Sexualized JJ!
320
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,883
"Why is everyone against that?!"
321
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,318
-(beep)
-DYLAN: Ugh, yuck!
322
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,154
(sighs)
I think my dad catching you
323
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,188
on the third stair
324
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,691
still sends
a very potent message.
325
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:58,692
Mm.
326
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,894
Okay, then we need help.
327
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,395
**
328
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,231
So, you came to Joyce.
329
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,766
Izzy, I've got it from here.
330
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,836
JJ, I am honored
that you called.
331
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,872
And I will be discreet
and gentle.
332
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,174
Now, I'm not
a licensed sex surrogate,
333
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,745
but I'm not a licensed
physical therapist, either.
334
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,747
I-I-I think you misunderstood.
335
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,282
We want to get to my room.
336
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,284
He just needs your help
getting up the stairs.
337
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,119
-Yeah.
-(laughs)
338
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,757
Yeah. I know that.
339
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,059
Ah, but these stairs
are carpeted.
340
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,427
I better take off
my wood-stairs boots.
341
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,428
Mm.
342
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,798
**
343
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,600
So, we wanted to know
what re-enrolling would entail.
344
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,102
It's -- It's been
such a special day.
345
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,771
And Kenneth here
is very excited.
346
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,606
Stop it.
You're embarrassing me.
347
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,640
Kenneth Clements.
348
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:52,112
Okay, I see one who attended
from 1960 to 1963?
349
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,081
Look for the next one.
350
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,983
Okay.
There is one in the '90s,
351
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,985
but you said
you almost graduated.
352
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,719
He only completed three classes.
353
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,755
That can't be right.
354
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,757
Fail. Fail.
Incomplete.
355
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,126
Kicked out for throwing
a basketball at a professor
356
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,327
while saying, "Think fast."
357
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,163
(chuckling) Well, sure,
I goofed off a little,
358
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,565
but when it came to deliver --
359
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,666
It says you walked out
of one final
360
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,269
because you
"saw a cool bird."
361
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,172
What kind of record is this?!
What?
362
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,941
Now you're disappointed in me?
363
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,111
Like I should care!
You're not my dad.
364
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,412
You know what?
Forget it!
365
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,782
I don't even want to go
to this dumb school.
366
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,650
And you guys are just jealous
I got to see a cool bird.
367
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,085
It says here it was a crow.
368
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,253
**
369
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,455
(groans) All right,
let me know if the stairs
370
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,924
are hurting your tushie,
371
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,859
'cause I can always bring in
my hemorrhoid pillow.
372
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,593
-I might have something.
-Okay.
373
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,761
Oh, here.
374
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,330
"My tushie?!
I'm trying
375
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,366
to look cool
in front of my girlfriend."
376
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,368
Oh. You want to look cool?
377
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,938
I got you (clicks tongue) fam.
378
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,339
Ohh, enough talk
379
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,008
about how much you understand
a woman's needs, JJ.
380
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,544
Just need to get my arms
underneath here --
381
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,446
Oh, my God, your abs!
382
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,814
Izzy, is there
a stream up there?
383
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,550
'Cause you could do laundry
on this washboard.
384
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,886
Yeah, she's impressed.
Let's do this, JJ.
385
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,354
* Oh, baby, there ain't
no mountain high enough *
386
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,356
JOYCE: (grunts) Oh, yes!
387
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,691
-Yay!
-You're doing it!
388
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,793
-* Ain't no valley low enough
-Last one!
389
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,528
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
390
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,564
-* Ain't no river wide enough
-What a stud! You did it!
391
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,665
* To keep me from
getting to you, babe *
392
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,068
Actually, there's --
there's one more snag.
393
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,970
* Ain't no mountain
394
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,472
You want to get all the way
up there for her?
395
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,473
She's worth it?
396
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,342
**
397
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,211
Enjoy being 18, sweetheart.
398
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,680
All right.
Let's do it.
399
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,849
My JJ described a nightmare
to me once
400
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,018
where he didn't
come to this event.
401
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,387
And he woke up screaming.
402
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,356
And I ran in his room
and I held him in my arms --
403
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,591
at his request.
404
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,094
And I just said,
"Baby, it was a dream."
405
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,561
So, you know,
the singing was nice,
406
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,930
but that kind of terror?
407
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,499
-I'll take it any day.
-Mom.
408
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,901
Can we talk to you?
409
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,603
**
410
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,772
-He's not coming, is he?
-We tried, Mom. I'm sorry.
411
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,542
Do you want a Logan
butt marshmallow?
412
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,678
No, it's fine.
It's silly.
413
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:09,349
One day, I know I'll get
to see JJ tell the world
414
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,084
how much he adores his mommy.
415
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,054
Of course, he's a man now.
416
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,589
He hasn't called me
"Mommy" for years.
417
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,857
He called me "Maya"
the other day.
418
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,027
I almost sawed my own head off.
419
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,362
**
420
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,097
Thanks for trying.
421
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,699
We have to do something
about this.
422
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,201
At this point,
we'd like to welcome
423
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,804
our sponsors from Fashion 4 All
Adaptive Clothing.
424
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,041
Welcome to the stage
Melanie Hertzal
425
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,275
-and Maya DiMeo!
-(applause)
426
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,709
You know,
I really don't feel like it.
427
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,778
Oh, come on.
This is our big moment!
428
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,780
EMCEE: And let's also welcome
to the stage
429
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,084
-Logan Merriman and JJ DiMeo.
-(cheers and applause)
430
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,718
Ooh, JJ, darling,
no, it's okay.
431
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,987
You don't have to come up.
432
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,255
-RAY: Stop it!
-DYLAN: You stop it!
433
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,091
You are the one who wanted
to do something about this!
434
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,092
-MAN: Oh.
-DYLAN: Come on.
435
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,928
Oh. Oh, no, that's all right,
darling. Go on, off you go.
436
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,264
-RAY: Stop it.
-Sing your song for Mommy, JJ.
437
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,665
On second thought, you do not
have to come to the gala.
438
00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,899
Stop! Dylan!
439
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,901
-Aah!
-Oh!
440
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,504
-Oh!
-(audience gasping)
441
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,007
Oh, my God.
442
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,641
(indistinct conversations)
443
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,143
**
444
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,579
It's a miracle!
445
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,647
**
446
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,915
Thank you.
447
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,017
IZZY:
Thanks for helping out, Brad.
448
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,418
Yeah, no prob.
449
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,987
Your dad helped me move
that dresser last weekend.
450
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,655
Whoa, whoa.
JJ's no dresser.
451
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,457
You know, if he was
a piece of furniture,
452
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,127
he's more like a love...seat.
453
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,861
Oh, love seat!
That's real furniture.
454
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,363
It might be easier
if I just cradle him.
455
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,831
Okay.
456
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,102
Upsy-daisy.
457
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:38,005
-Oh.
-Damn, dude. You're light.
458
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,107
Oh, my.
That is a man.
459
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,942
I mean, not, like,
as opposed to anyone.
460
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,044
Hm.
461
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,013
**
462
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,548
And whee!
463
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,684
Oh, wow.
That was quite a production.
464
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,819
Thank you guys.
465
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,287
Are you okay?
466
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,023
"No.
467
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:59,026
I tried to show your dad
that I'm a man.
468
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,794
I wound up showing you
that I'm not."
469
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:02,895
**
470
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,465
Come on, Brad.
I'll give you a ride home.
471
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,000
Nah, it's a 30-second walk.
472
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,468
No, no. My home.
473
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,703
**
474
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,342
So you needed a little help
getting up here.
475
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,710
Everyone needs help sometimes.
476
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,513
You should see me ice skate.
477
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,016
"You should see me ice skate."
478
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,184
And he's funny?!
479
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,986
"Your dad was right.
480
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,521
I'm harmless."
481
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,591
(sighs)
482
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,161
That's not how I see you, JJ.
483
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,695
(scoffs)
484
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,898
Okay, fine.
It was hard getting you up here,
485
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,434
but you're the only boy I want
to be up here with right now.
486
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,669
**
487
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,604
(sighs)
488
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,241
I do have one last argument.
489
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:54,747
**
490
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,451
**
491
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,887
"That's an excellent point."
492
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,757
**
493
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,858
JIMMY: Kenneth,
I'm going through the motions
494
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,694
of looking for you
in the apartment,
495
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,562
even though I'm pretty sure
you're in the hot tub.
496
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:16,136
What now, Dad?
Should I get out of the tub?
497
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,570
No, Kenneth.
498
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,139
Actually, how long have you --
499
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,973
No, sorry.
Not your dad.
500
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,575
I am feeling pruny.
501
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,744
You were so excited
to go back to school.
502
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,778
What happened?
503
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,148
You saw my transcripts.
504
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,084
(sighs)
So you used to be a screw-up?
505
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,421
Jimmy, the guy you know,
JJ's aide, basketball coach --
506
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,589
that's the best me
anyone's ever seen.
507
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,125
But this is ending.
508
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,893
I'm scared I'm gonna go back
to being that other guy.
509
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,062
I'm sorry if
I pushed you too hard.
510
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,731
It just felt really nice
511
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,401
to have someone
take what I said seriously.
512
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,670
I did. I do.
513
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,472
If that's true...
514
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,075
**
515
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,610
...I think this would be
good for you.
516
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,613
And whether you want
my support or not...
517
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,814
I believe in you.
518
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,450
**
519
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,817
You're good at this,
Jimmy.
520
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,819
Thank you.
521
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,155
I'd like to get out
and hug you now.
522
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,322
Hand me my suit.
523
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,925
**
524
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,094
Computer!
Play the Eagles!
525
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,363
No computer, sweetie!
526
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,030
I just play the songs
every time!
527
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,432
We're sorry, Mom.
528
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,767
Ray and I really
screwed things up for you.
529
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,171
You physically forced me
into the wheelchair.
530
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,972
What a couple of boobs we are.
531
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,541
No, it's my fault.
I drove you to it.
532
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,444
There are probably even some
schools of parenting thought
533
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,280
that would frown
on the very existence
534
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,514
of the power rankings system.
535
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,648
You think?
536
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,817
I don't even deserve
this gift bag.
537
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,819
They didn't give out gift bags.
538
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,654
Oh, that was
someone's purse, then.
539
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,123
Geez, did this woman hijack
a Burt's Bees shipment?
540
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,527
Ohh, I'm sorry I made a scene
today, Melanie.
541
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,797
Just seeing your son up there,
I wanted that.
542
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,366
(scoffs) Are you seriously
comparing our kids?
543
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,236
I mean, if we're talking
about things we want,
544
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,005
I want my son to be too busy to
come to these kinds of things.
545
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,241
I want him to go to college,
have a girlfriend.
546
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,042
You say that,
547
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,678
but then he brings home a girl
who isn't exactly like you,
548
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,747
and it's actually
very insulting.
549
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,649
But we're not
comparing our kids.
550
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,984
JJ's soaring.
551
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,853
That should make you so proud.
552
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,855
I mean, it could
make me jealous.
553
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,590
But I know better.
554
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,559
You should, too.
555
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,161
You deserved a bit of glory
tonight, Melanie.
556
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,496
You are a great mother.
557
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,065
And you're a very good friend.
558
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,402
And, actually, there's really
only one way to thank you.
559
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,070
(clears throat)
560
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,205
(vocalizes)
561
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,706
Please don't sing "Ave Maria."
562
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,907
Okay.
563
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,343
(door closes)
564
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,445
OMAR: Izzy?
565
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,179
Why did we want to get caught?
566
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,214
OMAR: I hope I'm seeing
this wheelchair
567
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,683
at the bottom of the stairs
because JJ got raptured!
568
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,418
Um, okay. I'm -- I'm gonna
roll you over, okay?
569
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,387
O-Okay.
I'm gonna say it.
570
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,855
Your mom's pants are
way too accessible.
571
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,623
I'm coming up there!
572
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,624
**
573
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,759
Okay.
574
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,395
**
575
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,297
-(door opens)
-Hi, Daddy!
576
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,898
OMAR: What the -- Kid,
577
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,301
if you don't get out
of my daughter's bed, I --
578
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,902
I'm not sure
if this is offensive.
579
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,572
I'm gonna put my left foot
so far up your ass,
580
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,073
it'll win an Oscar
for portraying someone
581
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,207
with a disability!
582
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,709
-Dad!
-What?!
583
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,378
And you got 5 seconds, mister!
584
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:15,282
Five, four...
585
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,949
three and a half!
586
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,885
**
587
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,287
Oh, boy.
588
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,055
And if I ever see you
in my house again,
589
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,557
you're a dead man!
590
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,393
You let me know
if I'm hurting you, okay?
591
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,295
I should put you through a wall!
592
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,763
Don't worry.
I got you.
593
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,934
KENNETH:
Dining halls, ooh-ooh!
594
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,604
Memorial to the founder's
dead son, ooh-ooh!
595
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,272
-(door opens)
-Yeah, it's not great. I know.
596
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,340
(door closes)
597
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,742
I did it, Jimmy.
I sent it in.
598
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,277
A new chapter begins.
599
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,745
Thanks to you.
600
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,515
Oh, my Kenneth.
601
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,782
I am so proud of you.
602
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,285
You're the greatest dad
I didn't know I needed.
603
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,153
Don't understand that.
Don't care.
604
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,589
Darling, I missed you today, JJ.
605
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,625
But you were busy, and I'm glad.
606
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:02,629
"Meeting Izzy's parents
went great.
607
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:06,933
Your Fashion 4 All pants
really helped."
608
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,436
"You're the best, Mom."
609
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,870
MAYA: Aww.
610
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,805
You're happy,
and that's music to my ears.
611
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,308
But, wait -- why are your pants
on backwards?
612
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,878
**
613
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,513
Oi, oi, oi!
614
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,114
Why are your pants
on backwards?!
615
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,451
JJ! Why are
your pants on backwards?!
616
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,459
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