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We know
who murdered Ben.
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Who do you think did it?
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Donna! My beloved producer!
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The spooky sound from opening night.
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Someone was in here
shredding something.
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OM God! I know what this is.
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This is Maxine's review
of my original show.
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Let's say Donna gets
her hands on the review,
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which says Ben is the
weak link of the show.
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She spots the rat poison.
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And she gets
the idea to poison Ben.
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Go to your dressing
room. Be nice to Ben.
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I'm fasting until
after the show.
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Help me...
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People always
like to ask me,
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"What is it that
a producer does?"
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I like to reply, "I produce."
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And that doesn't mean I just
pay for it, though I do.
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I'm the one who gives
birth to it all.
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It's what I've
always wanted to do.
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It's what I've always done.
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Well, tell him if he can't write a song
that sounds like Andrew Lloyd Webber,
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I'll call someone else.
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I'll call Andy fucking
Webber. That's who, Carl.
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Ma'am, we're gonna need you to push now.
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I gotta go. Just get it done.
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I've won nine Tonys.
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I've given birth to
34 Broadway shows.
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But, if someone asks me
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what my favorite thing
I've ever made is.
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"Mamma Mia."
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Hands down, changed the
trajectory of my whole career.
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That's a joke. Producers can be
funny. People don't realize that.
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I'm your mommy.
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I'll protect you for
the rest of your life.
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Hey, Carl.
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Tell him the song
should be called
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The Rest of Your Life.
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It's about a parent imagining
a life for their child.
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The thing no one tells
you when you first start
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is how rewarding
producing can be.
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Or how dangerous.
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- Yeah, b-but I should just...
- You're all surprised to see us...
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- I know who you are... You know.
- No.
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This is so incredibly exciting!
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To be invited into the
inner sanctum like this,
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watching you three work.
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I imagine it's like being
inside that documentary,
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watching, uh, Paul
McCartney write Get Back.
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Yeah. That's why they call us "The
Rolling Stones of True Crime."
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- No, it's the...
- Beatles! I was kidding.
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- Oh, okay.
- And thank you for yesterday.
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For stopping me from pleading
guilty to Ben's murder.
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Well, we know that you were
just trying to protect Dickie,
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your... son.
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And thank you for
bailing me out.
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- I paid your bail.
- Yes,
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but when they said
they didn't take Amex,
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I helped you find your Visa.
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Anything for you,
mi amor.
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My pea pod.
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My little cuddlepups.
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Ew. Is this what
this looks like?
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You don't call
Tobert "cuddlepups"?
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I have a hard enough
time calling him Tobert.
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The documentary guy?
Are you and he...
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Oh...
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- Nice!
- Thanks. I know, right?
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So, are we sure about Donna?
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On opening night, Donna got
her hands on an early review,
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and it was a pan. A massacre!
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The harshest review
in the history of...
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Okay, I have had, like, six heart
attacks this season, Charles.
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Can we move past the shitty review
and just recap what we know?
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Okay, so Donna can't
let her son's first show
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be a bomb, due to Ben.
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So, she shreds the review,
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finds the rat poison,
makes a poisonous cookie,
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and gives it to him.
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A cookie she knows
that he can't resist
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due to his deep-seated
eating disorder.
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And, in fact, it was my
unhealthy relationship to dips
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that helped us to crack it.
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Leave me alone! I'm happy.
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I'll get help.
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But, the poison didn't kill Ben,
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so Donna takes things
a step further.
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She pushes him down the elevator
shaft at Oliver's afterparty.
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Admittedly, it's a pretty
drastic step for her.
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- She had to have been...
- Sick.
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She's...
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sick.
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And if she only has a
limited amount of time
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to ensure her son's
future, I tell you,
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a mother will do
almost anything.
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It's good, but it's thin.
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We don't have anything
tying Donna to the push.
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We need a confession on tape.
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I-It's what we do.
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And on opening night.
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Okay, let's go over the plan.
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Let's start with the
bouquet of flowers.
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- Can we tweak these?
- Yeah. I did these really fast.
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The Oliver lines on card three,
I think I should take them.
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- You don't think I can say those?
- Oh no, you could,
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- but I think I could do more with it.
- In what way? How could you do more?
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Well, just it needs to
be so real and so believable,
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and I have a little
more experience at it.
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- Is it always like this?
- This is us on fire.
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Hey. Do you know when
you're gonna tell Dickie?
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I just wanna get
through opening night,
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and then I'm gonna tell
him right afterwards.
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Oh, yay!
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That was a weird
thing to fist bump on.
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Yeah, it was odd. Oh!
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Dickie showed me something
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when he came to visit me
after my arrest. I have it.
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You know what? I-I think we should
lose all your lines on card nine.
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I mean, if we want Donna
to confess before curtain,
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we need cuts. And you
tend to milk your stuff.
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Me? Milk my stuff?
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Oh, that's right.
That's what I do. Yup.
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I milk everything.
Oh, look at me.
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Oh, I'm milking Bossy the cow!
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Milk, milk, milk! Oh, look at
all the milk I'm getting...
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Okay.
You got a point.
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Dickie was worried that this
might implicate me, but...
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Might this tie
Donna to the push?
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What? Did I do good?
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Help us,
Gideon. Help us, Gideon.
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Help us, Gideon. Help us,
Gideon. Help us, Gideon.
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- Howard, what are you doing?
- I know it doesn't make a lot of sense,
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but I think we could use all
the help we can get tonight.
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Okay. Happy opening!
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We welcome you. We welcome you.
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We welcome you.
We welcome you...
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Hm...
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Hi! Sorry to interrupt.
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Donna, someone was looking for you.
They wanted me to give you this.
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Aw...
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- That dress!
- Thanks.
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I have to go,
honey, but first...
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One on your lips.
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Mm... mwah.
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And one on your heart.
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- It's a thing we do.
- It's so sweet.
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I'm gonna go before
it gets any sweeter.
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Oh.
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Make sure you get on that line.
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Should you powder? Shiny.
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Attention.
Ten minutes to places.
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Ten minutes to places.
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Surprised to see us, aren't you?
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You're a little short
of breath, Donna.
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You must be really excited
to see that review.
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Just like last
time. That's right.
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We know you got Maxine's pan.
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The worst review in
the history of theater.
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A complete bloodletting.
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It said you should never
be near a Broadway stage
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- as a director...
- W-We get it.
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- Okay, sorry.
- Jesus.
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Say, Donna.
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Could we interest you in
something to eat? Maybe...
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a cookie?
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Hm. She
doesn't want them.
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That's odd. It's not
like they're poisoned.
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Jesus Christ, this is painful.
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You think I poisoned Ben, right?
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That's what this
is about? Great.
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Let's jump ahead. I did it.
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The fuck did I write
all these cards for?
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Just to be clear, when you
say you did it, you mean...
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Poisoned Ben.
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And when you say
you poisoned Ben...
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Can we please focus on what's important?
Getting ready for opening night!
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Where is it?
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The hidden mic you're using
for your podcast. Is it...
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Under the cookies. It's
under the cookies, isn't it?
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Hm, that would've been
clever, but it's...
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Right
here.
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Hi.
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Oh.
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Maxine's review would've
killed the show.
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So I bought us some time. I
wasn't trying to kill Ben.
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I just wanted to
knock him on his ass.
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Of course, it's hard
to know the exact
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non-lethal amount of rat
poison to give a man.
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How many rats is
one Ben Glenroy?
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Anyway, now you're sitting
on a hit musical, Oliver.
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I wish it was that simple,
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Donna, but see, you didn't
just buy the show time.
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You pushed Ben to his death.
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I did not push him anywhere.
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Nice try, but we have this.
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The hanky that was in Ben's
hand on the elevator floor,
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snatched from you as he fell.
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The blood has dried to a
dark brown, but this...
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lipstick stain.
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Well, looky here.
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An exact match to your shade.
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Well, shit.
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You idiots actually got me.
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I pushed Ben.
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I couldn't risk him performing
the next night and...
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and ruining our show.
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I killed Ben Glenroy.
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- Did you get that?
- Shit. No, I got distracted.
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Sorry. What happened?
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Can she say it again?
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Yes, I got it.
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Jeez.
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We never get such a
straightforward confession.
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Usually it's more roundabout and
confusing. Mabel, you did it!
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Yeah. I'm amazing.
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Five minutes
to curtain, people.
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May I ask one favor?
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Don't call the police yet.
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I'll turn myself in
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after the curtain falls.
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It's my son's first
Broadway show.
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I'm a woman with stage
four lung cancer.
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I'm not a flight risk.
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And there are no more famous
actors here I can kill.
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- No offense, Charles.
- Lots taken.
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I gave you a shot, Oliver.
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I gave you a shot when
no one else would.
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Can you please give me this?
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Say it again.
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In case the... coat stand
didn't get the audio.
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I did it.
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I killed Ben Glenroy.
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Guys! Hello?! Anyone!
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Oliver, we have a
big fucking problem.
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- Your cardio conditioning?
- Yes! That is a big fucking problem,
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but that is not this
big fucking problem.
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It's Jonathan. He can't go on.
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He's taken a bunch of pills
and he is completely out of it.
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- The leading man cocktail.
- Sweet Jesus!
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Why are you a coat stand?
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Howard, Jonathan
has got to go on!
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Who's gonna replace our leading
man on five minutes' notice?!
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I don't know.
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But we'll need someone
who knows his every line.
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Someone who's studied
his every gesture,
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his every intonation.
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Someone who never
sought the spotlight
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but is willing to accept the
weight of the detective's hat.
249
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,633
Howard, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
250
00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:24,014
Uh-huh...
251
00:13:26,683 --> 00:13:27,683
Thank you.
252
00:13:36,151 --> 00:13:37,401
One of you smells.
253
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:38,611
- It's me.
- It's him.
254
00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:40,154
I hate theater.
255
00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:42,866
I'm just here because I'm
so fucking supportive.
256
00:13:43,617 --> 00:13:45,618
Do you think someone
will die again?
257
00:13:45,619 --> 00:13:47,620
Oliver's career might die again.
258
00:13:47,621 --> 00:13:50,123
Ooh, I like the way you
think, Matthew Broderick.
259
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:15,940
♪ At the edge of the world ♪
260
00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,942
♪ In the dead of the night ♪
261
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:21,904
♪ A lighthouse looms
over the ocean ♪
262
00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:23,948
♪ And a body lies curled ♪
263
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:25,741
♪ Such a sinister sight ♪
264
00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,993
♪ Guts and gore on the shore ♪
265
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,662
♪ Nova Scotian ♪
266
00:14:30,664 --> 00:14:32,164
♪ Was that a
blood-curdling cry ♪
267
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:35,584
♪ Or the innocent
sigh of a child? ♪
268
00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:38,128
♪ Well, it rattles your soul ♪
269
00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:39,922
♪ As the dark takes control ♪
270
00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:43,509
♪ It's enough to
drive you wild ♪
271
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,094
♪ When you're a... ♪
272
00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:48,138
♪ Creature of the night ♪
273
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,349
♪ All alone
in the black ♪
274
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,560
♪ Feel your sanity crack ♪
275
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:55,187
♪ A creature
of the night ♪
276
00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:57,147
Broadway's first
quadruple threat.
277
00:14:57,148 --> 00:15:00,609
Can't sing, dance,
direct, or act.
278
00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:01,986
You're a lot of fun.
279
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:05,239
♪ You creature of the night! ♪
280
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:11,120
♪ In this eerie old lighthouse
thrashed by the tide ♪
281
00:15:11,121 --> 00:15:14,915
♪ Live triplets whose
mother suspiciously died ♪
282
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,709
♪ And suspects uncanny ♪
283
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,502
♪ A constable, a nanny ♪
284
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:22,131
♪ Do they all have
secrets to hide? ♪
285
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:23,966
♪ Muffled song continues ♪
286
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,843
- Hey.
- Hey.
287
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:28,429
This is a recording
of Donna's confession.
288
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:31,724
I gotta say, I'm really glad that you
worked things out with your old guys.
289
00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:33,517
'Cause Only Murders is so...
290
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:35,644
- Don't say cute.
- That's not what I was gonna say.
291
00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:37,439
Your podcast is not cute.
292
00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:41,108
However, you are
very, very cute.
293
00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:44,361
♪ In the side that
you hide from the light ♪
294
00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:46,947
♪ Are you a creature... ♪
295
00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:49,408
♪ Of... the night? ♪
296
00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:52,828
- ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪
- ♪ A creature of the night ♪
297
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:56,790
- ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪
- ♪ A creature of the night... ♪
298
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:59,251
♪ A body lies curled ♪
299
00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:02,671
♪ A creature of the night! ♪
300
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:04,757
Who goes there?
301
00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,680
You're not getting all
soft on me, are you?
302
00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:13,766
Never. No, I'm the last
of a dying breed of man.
303
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:17,311
One that refuses to emote
or express his feelings.
304
00:16:17,312 --> 00:16:19,672
Me and Liam Neeson, I'm pretty
sure we're the only two left.
305
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,942
But, I mean, theoretically,
if I was that kind of guy...
306
00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:25,152
- Oh God.
- Maybe I would say that,
307
00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:26,655
I really like you.
308
00:16:27,489 --> 00:16:29,573
Way more than I
like other people.
309
00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:34,871
And I might tell you that I was
just offered an indie film in LA
310
00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:37,831
and I would tell you
that every part of me
311
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,418
wants to ask if you
wanna come with me.
312
00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:43,148
I mean, you're always
talking about...
313
00:16:44,297 --> 00:16:46,299
feeling stuck and lost.
314
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:48,593
This could be different.
315
00:16:49,511 --> 00:16:51,512
- Tobert...
- Wait. You know what?
316
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:53,348
Just think about it.
317
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:55,392
That okay?
318
00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:58,645
- Okay.
- Okay.
319
00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,022
And...
320
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:04,441
thanks for not talking
about your feelings.
321
00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,860
- Never.
- God, that was incredible!
322
00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:09,613
- I feel 58 again!
- Ugh!
323
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:12,575
- I gotta go see this. Are you? Okay.
- Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
324
00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:16,453
♪ I will weather each storm ♪
325
00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:19,331
♪ Standing by till ♪
326
00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:23,294
♪ Safe you return
from the night... ♪
327
00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:26,380
♪ ...night ...night ♪
328
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:30,175
♪ My love is a lighthouse ♪
329
00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,845
♪ heartfelt music playing ♪
330
00:17:32,846 --> 00:17:35,764
♪ So, darling ♪
331
00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:38,058
♪ My darling ♪
332
00:17:38,059 --> 00:17:42,022
♪ Look for the light... ♪
333
00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:48,486
♪ The light... ♪
334
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:13,385
Loretta,
that was...
335
00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:15,054
That was extremely moving.
336
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:17,097
Thank you, Dickie.
337
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:19,809
I need to tell you something.
338
00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:26,523
When I was young...
339
00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:28,984
er ,
340
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:31,570
I made a decision.
341
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:34,740
The sort of decision
that you can only make
342
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:37,201
when you're too
young to make it.
343
00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:40,205
And I...
344
00:18:42,082 --> 00:18:44,875
I've... spent...
345
00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,795
the rest of my life wondering...
346
00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:49,005
I knew it.
347
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,882
I...
348
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:54,009
My God, I knew it.
349
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,886
I felt like
I was going crazy.
350
00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:58,056
I feel like I've known since I saw
you at that first read-through.
351
00:18:58,056 --> 00:18:59,890
It's like...
352
00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:04,895
Like you were calling to me.
353
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:06,773
Like the lighthouse.
354
00:19:07,399 --> 00:19:08,732
Like...
355
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,943
I can't explain it
356
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:13,612
any more than I can explain
the plot of this musical.
357
00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:16,949
But, I just... I knew.
358
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,534
You knew?
359
00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:21,996
Well then, you must
also know that...
360
00:19:21,997 --> 00:19:24,373
all these years, you know,
361
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:27,543
even before I-I met you
362
00:19:27,544 --> 00:19:29,671
and got to know you,
363
00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:33,550
th-there's nothing in the
world I wouldn't do for you.
364
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,552
There's nothing.
365
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:44,894
A move that means
the killer might just...
366
00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,771
There's something
fishy in the kitchen.
367
00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,689
Something suspect
in the foundation.
368
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,442
But at least
we can agree that the nursery
369
00:19:50,442 --> 00:19:52,318
is tertiary in
this investigation.
370
00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:55,779
Detective, don't be
daft. Stop searching in the shaft.
371
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,616
The only man strong enough
to lift the body to the rock
372
00:19:58,617 --> 00:20:01,327
would have to reach quite high.
373
00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:03,829
That would be the boatsman,
who doesn't reach my thigh!
374
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:12,005
Oh! Jonathan! Hey,
have you seen Cliff?
375
00:20:13,423 --> 00:20:15,507
Hm...
376
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:16,800
- Cliff is...
- Mm-hm.
377
00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:23,224
♪ Or coochie-coochie-coo ♪
378
00:20:24,768 --> 00:20:26,435
♪ What if none of it is true? ♪
379
00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:29,772
♪ Has my inspection
been too cursory? ♪
380
00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:31,857
♪ Should I look
outside this nursery? ♪
381
00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:35,819
♪ What if none of the
Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪
382
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:39,740
♪ Who'd have had a menacing
motive and hid it ♪
383
00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,825
♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪
384
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,744
♪ Well! I! ♪
385
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:46,205
♪ Pick! You! ♪
386
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:05,934
When I was a kid, I'd watch
my mom's shows from up here.
387
00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:09,019
It was quiet.
388
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,522
I didn't wanna be in the way.
389
00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:15,484
I'd bring a bag of Twizzlers and
390
00:21:15,485 --> 00:21:18,028
swing 'em around like
I was the conductor.
391
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:20,115
Your mom confessed
to killing Ben.
392
00:21:21,575 --> 00:21:24,494
I know. She just told me.
393
00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:26,996
But it wasn't her.
394
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,167
One on the lips...
395
00:21:32,919 --> 00:21:34,336
and one on the heart.
396
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:39,133
She did the exact same thing
before leaving Oliver's party.
397
00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:40,092
Didn't she?
398
00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:42,636
You
had her handkerchief,
399
00:21:42,637 --> 00:21:45,514
and it was you at the
elevator with Ben.
400
00:21:45,515 --> 00:21:47,267
Wha... Rat poison?
401
00:21:50,186 --> 00:21:51,646
Are you sure?
402
00:21:53,231 --> 00:21:55,734
Uh, no, Doc, I-I
trust you, but...
403
00:21:57,694 --> 00:21:59,112
Thanks.
404
00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:04,491
You're still here!
405
00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:06,744
Which could also be
the theme of the night.
406
00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:09,663
You left to take a
call, like, half an hour ago.
407
00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:13,000
Yeah, it was m... It was my
doctor. Guy likes to talk.
408
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:15,294
Mostly about his niece,
409
00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:16,796
who he wants me to help
try get into Dartmouth,
410
00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:19,465
despite having a 2.8 GPA
and no extracurriculars.
411
00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:21,468
- As if!
- I know.
412
00:22:23,595 --> 00:22:25,597
Quite a night.
413
00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:28,850
You okay?
414
00:22:29,392 --> 00:22:30,643
Yeah, I'm fine.
415
00:22:32,938 --> 00:22:34,063
No.
416
00:22:34,064 --> 00:22:36,607
My hospital labs came back.
417
00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:39,026
Doctor said I-I
ingested rat poison.
418
00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,569
Oh, my God! That's nasty!
419
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:42,696
Yeah, and get this. The
other they shit found in me,
420
00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:45,699
my HGH, uppers, and that
microdose of Viagra,
421
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,326
they probably saved my ass.
422
00:22:47,327 --> 00:22:50,704
But how the fuck did
I ingest rat poison?
423
00:22:50,705 --> 00:22:52,207
I was fasting.
424
00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:56,336
That cookie.
425
00:22:57,629 --> 00:22:59,839
- What?
- That's all I-I ate.
426
00:23:00,549 --> 00:23:01,799
One fucking Schmackary.
427
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,175
Wait a minute.
428
00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:06,595
You brought those to
the theater, didn't you?
429
00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:09,306
Me? N-No, the cookies
were from Mom.
430
00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:13,228
I was in charge of getting everyone
a really nice pen from Tiffany.
431
00:23:16,731 --> 00:23:20,235
Hold, wait, y-your mom
brought the cookies?
432
00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:24,405
I talked to her
right before curtain.
433
00:23:24,406 --> 00:23:26,408
She said to me...
What did she say?
434
00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:31,787
"Just go to your dressing
room. Be nice to Ben."
435
00:23:31,788 --> 00:23:32,789
So I did.
436
00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:37,167
And there, just waiting for me,
437
00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:38,169
asking to be eaten...
438
00:23:45,385 --> 00:23:46,760
What are you doing?
439
00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:48,972
Nothing, darling. Just
producing.
440
00:23:49,639 --> 00:23:50,599
Have you seen the review yet?
441
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:52,767
No, but I'm sure it's a rave.
442
00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:56,271
Holy shit. Your mom poisoned me.
443
00:23:57,063 --> 00:24:00,774
She would
never hurt someone.
444
00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:03,569
I mean, maybe she was protecting
me. It's what she does.
445
00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:06,072
But why? I'm a fucking star!
446
00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:08,407
Unless she thought I sucked.
447
00:24:10,327 --> 00:24:12,578
Oh, my God, she
thought I sucked!
448
00:24:12,579 --> 00:24:15,289
She thought I-I was
ruining her boy's play.
449
00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:17,416
Her real star!
450
00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:19,336
And so, she tried to murder me?
451
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,463
Fucker balls!
452
00:24:22,589 --> 00:24:24,215
I'm telling the cops.
453
00:24:24,216 --> 00:24:27,343
She's going
away for a long time, boy.
454
00:24:28,637 --> 00:24:31,805
It's Cliff. Not "boy."
455
00:24:31,806 --> 00:24:35,017
Sure. How do you call the cops? Do
y... What, do you just Google "cops"?
456
00:24:35,018 --> 00:24:38,020
I'm more than just Donna's boy.
457
00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:39,730
I'm my own person,
458
00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:43,108
with my own thoughts
and ideas.
459
00:24:43,109 --> 00:24:44,778
Like I told her you
weren't right for the part.
460
00:24:44,778 --> 00:24:46,570
She should have listened.
461
00:24:46,571 --> 00:24:49,448
I said you were a superhero hack
462
00:24:49,449 --> 00:24:51,659
who had no business on Broadway.
463
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,202
That you were a stinker.
464
00:24:53,203 --> 00:24:55,579
A phony.
465
00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:58,415
What did you call
me?
466
00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:00,209
A phony.
467
00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,753
Take it back.
468
00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:04,129
Phony.
469
00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:08,592
It's been a long night.
470
00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:12,012
I'd watch yourself right
now. Boy.
471
00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:14,098
Call me that one more time.
472
00:25:14,099 --> 00:25:16,392
I'm right, aren't I?
473
00:25:19,229 --> 00:25:20,230
Back away!
474
00:25:21,982 --> 00:25:24,692
Take one step toward me,
I'll throw myself down there!
475
00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:26,443
I'll make this a real shit show!
476
00:25:37,622 --> 00:25:40,374
♪ A nanny's only duty
is to the children ♪
477
00:25:41,793 --> 00:25:45,589
♪ To keep them swaddled in
the safety of her care ♪
478
00:25:46,631 --> 00:25:49,383
♪ With a fierce and iron will ♪
479
00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:52,178
♪ She would fight
and she would kill ♪
480
00:25:52,971 --> 00:25:56,600
♪ If she's poked,
she'll be provoked ♪
481
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:00,352
♪ And you just woke up
482
00:26:00,353 --> 00:26:02,897
♪ Mama bear ♪
483
00:26:02,898 --> 00:26:06,817
It was just an accident.
I-I didn't mean to...
484
00:26:06,818 --> 00:26:08,819
Cliff. You can justify it,
485
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:12,531
say it was for your mom or
that it was an accident or...
486
00:26:12,532 --> 00:26:14,116
I didn't mean to.
487
00:26:14,117 --> 00:26:15,826
Ben should be on
that stage right now.
488
00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:18,537
This should be his moment.
489
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:23,125
What?
490
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:25,544
♪ A nanny keeps her
patience under pressure ♪
491
00:26:25,545 --> 00:26:27,296
♪ You'll never stop me, Nanny ♪
492
00:26:27,297 --> 00:26:29,632
♪ Forceful and
resourceful as can be ♪
493
00:26:29,633 --> 00:26:32,092
This can't be!
494
00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:33,677
- You're dead!
- Cliff, what's going on?
495
00:26:33,678 --> 00:26:37,056
♪ She keeps the goddamn
house in order ♪
496
00:26:37,057 --> 00:26:39,266
♪ I'm gonna get those kids ♪
497
00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:42,896
♪ Then, you'll have
to go through me ♪
498
00:26:44,022 --> 00:26:46,524
I can't let
my mom take the fall.
499
00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:49,568
I did this.
500
00:26:49,569 --> 00:26:51,987
I killed Ben... No!
501
00:26:51,988 --> 00:26:53,239
I killed Ben.
502
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,157
- It's okay...
- No, don't!
503
00:26:55,158 --> 00:26:56,242
I will jump!
504
00:26:56,243 --> 00:26:58,827
♪ For the sake of a child ♪
505
00:26:58,828 --> 00:27:01,121
No! Cliff,
what are you doing?!
506
00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:03,207
♪ For the sake of a child ♪
507
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,792
♪ To Hell and back, I'd go ♪
508
00:27:04,793 --> 00:27:06,210
Cliff, stop!
509
00:27:06,211 --> 00:27:07,461
No, don't!
510
00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:09,171
I'll do it!
I'll really do it!
511
00:27:09,172 --> 00:27:11,007
Someone help!
512
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:14,385
Is someone in my rafters?
513
00:27:14,386 --> 00:27:16,971
Didn't the constable die,
like, three scenes ago?
514
00:27:16,972 --> 00:27:20,933
Yeah, but that is exactly the way
a Nova Scotian constable would run.
515
00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,393
Oh...
516
00:27:22,394 --> 00:27:25,563
I knew it! It was you all
along! You're the killer!
517
00:27:25,564 --> 00:27:28,566
I'm not just the
killer. I'm the father!
518
00:27:28,567 --> 00:27:30,442
Oh... fuck.
519
00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:32,028
- That's right!
- Those kids are mine.
520
00:27:32,028 --> 00:27:34,071
And you can't stand in the way!
521
00:27:34,072 --> 00:27:36,031
Over my dead body.
522
00:27:39,911 --> 00:27:42,371
♪ I'll stay steadfast
for the sake ♪
523
00:27:42,372 --> 00:27:44,206
♪ Of a child ♪
524
00:27:44,207 --> 00:27:47,626
♪ You never will defeat me ♪
525
00:27:47,627 --> 00:27:49,169
♪ For a child ♪
526
00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,964
♪ To death, I'd dare to go ♪
527
00:27:55,719 --> 00:27:57,429
- God, that's a lot of
stairs. - Stay back!
528
00:27:57,429 --> 00:28:00,973
- Cliff! What are you doing?
- Keep him away!
529
00:28:01,892 --> 00:28:03,183
♪ For the sake ♪
530
00:28:03,184 --> 00:28:06,313
Hope you like kissing
mommy between prison bars.
531
00:28:07,397 --> 00:28:10,274
- Actually, you might.
- Boy.
532
00:28:10,275 --> 00:28:16,488
- ♪ For the sake ♪
- ♪ For the sake ♪
533
00:28:16,489 --> 00:28:20,452
♪ For the sake... ♪
534
00:28:42,432 --> 00:28:44,266
For the sake of a child.
535
00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:50,898
Oh, my God!
536
00:28:50,899 --> 00:28:52,191
Please,
give me your hand!
537
00:28:54,945 --> 00:28:56,488
Cliff! Jesus!
538
00:29:02,035 --> 00:29:04,370
Okay.
539
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,833
- That's a lot of stairs!
- Right?
540
00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:12,586
- Stay back!
- Oh jeez!
541
00:29:12,587 --> 00:29:14,672
I'm not going to prison!
542
00:29:14,673 --> 00:29:16,715
Oliver, can I ask you,
543
00:29:16,716 --> 00:29:19,885
were the Mermen in Splash
this high when they fell?
544
00:29:19,886 --> 00:29:21,595
No, I think you're
a bit higher, son.
545
00:29:21,596 --> 00:29:24,723
Ah... And was it painless?
546
00:29:24,724 --> 00:29:25,724
Oh no, no.
547
00:29:25,725 --> 00:29:28,727
You have never heard
Mermen scream like that.
548
00:29:29,854 --> 00:29:31,397
Tell my mother I'm sorry.
549
00:29:31,398 --> 00:29:33,274
Tell her I love her.
550
00:29:33,275 --> 00:29:36,277
Tell her to throw away the box
under my bed without opening it.
551
00:29:36,278 --> 00:29:38,154
Please insist on that.
552
00:29:48,665 --> 00:29:51,208
It was an accident,
Mom. I swear.
553
00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:53,460
It's okay, honey. I've got you.
554
00:29:53,461 --> 00:29:55,422
Close the curtain!
555
00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:02,470
This is the strangest
fucking play I've ever seen.
556
00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:06,725
I was the original director.
My version was stranger.
557
00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:09,643
I'm so glad I'm not in this.
558
00:30:19,863 --> 00:30:21,740
I love you, Mommy.
559
00:30:26,745 --> 00:30:29,872
Curtain call! Everyone
down here for curtain call!
560
00:30:29,873 --> 00:30:32,082
- Curtain call! Oh!
- Alright, let's go.
561
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:35,794
Come on. Come on.
562
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:50,309
Bow!
563
00:31:18,588 --> 00:31:20,631
I have
Maxine's review!
564
00:31:20,632 --> 00:31:22,759
Okay. Uh...
565
00:31:23,218 --> 00:31:27,012
"To say I had my doubts
about Death Rattle Dazzle
566
00:31:27,013 --> 00:31:29,641
would be an
understatement, but..."
567
00:31:30,308 --> 00:31:31,809
Hang on.
568
00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:35,062
It's making me subscribe
if I wanna read the rest.
569
00:31:35,063 --> 00:31:36,063
Really?
570
00:31:36,064 --> 00:31:38,107
I thought I had, like,
four articles left.
571
00:31:38,108 --> 00:31:40,360
- Does anyone have a credit card?
- For the love of God.
572
00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:45,072
Okay. "But, it turns out,
573
00:31:45,073 --> 00:31:48,158
under Oliver Putnam's
bold direction..."
574
00:31:48,159 --> 00:31:50,369
- Yes!
- "...even the offstage antics
575
00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:53,372
"add to the
Putnam-inspired insanity.
576
00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:57,167
"And this dusty old chestnut
has been Botoxed, bedazzled,
577
00:31:57,168 --> 00:31:58,669
and brought back to life!"
578
00:32:01,923 --> 00:32:04,842
Congratulations, everybody!
I did it! CHARLES: Yeah!
579
00:32:06,553 --> 00:32:08,679
Oh, my God. Oh, my
God.
580
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,931
- Mwah. Oh, Jesus.
- I'm so glad.
581
00:32:10,932 --> 00:32:13,851
The opening night of my dreams
582
00:32:13,852 --> 00:32:15,561
with the girl of my dreams.
583
00:32:15,562 --> 00:32:16,896
And here we are again.
584
00:32:16,897 --> 00:32:20,108
- At the piano.
- At the piano.
585
00:32:22,235 --> 00:32:23,861
Thank you.
586
00:32:23,862 --> 00:32:25,905
No, thank you.
587
00:32:25,906 --> 00:32:27,157
Lucky Durkin.
588
00:32:31,912 --> 00:32:32,870
Hey.
589
00:32:32,871 --> 00:32:36,206
Uh, that was Grey's New
Orleans: Family Burn Unit.
590
00:32:36,207 --> 00:32:37,847
They say they're
willing to wait for you.
591
00:32:38,376 --> 00:32:40,587
I'm not sure we take it though.
There's also interest in you
592
00:32:40,587 --> 00:32:42,171
to play the lead
in Hedda Gobbler.
593
00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:44,506
Oh, my God.
594
00:32:44,507 --> 00:32:47,301
The animated feature, the
one about the turkeys.
595
00:32:47,302 --> 00:32:49,762
I gotta take
this. Yeah, it's Dickie.
596
00:32:53,099 --> 00:32:55,601
- Wow. Y-You've got heat.
- Yeah!
597
00:32:58,772 --> 00:33:02,359
I'm not sure I wanna take
either one of those jobs though.
598
00:33:03,652 --> 00:33:06,780
Because it might
mean leaving here.
599
00:33:07,656 --> 00:33:10,450
- It would also mean following your dream.
- Hm.
600
00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:14,037
And a fresh start with your son.
601
00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:17,457
- Yeah.
- And I like LA.
602
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,377
In small...
603
00:33:21,545 --> 00:33:23,087
doses.
604
00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,630
Ugh. Fucking hell.
605
00:33:24,631 --> 00:33:26,132
Get a room.
606
00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:31,053
Oh, look at that.
It's California red.
607
00:33:31,054 --> 00:33:33,223
Speaking of which, have you
done any California dreaming
608
00:33:33,223 --> 00:33:34,723
since we talked earlier?
609
00:33:34,724 --> 00:33:37,518
I have...
610
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:39,271
- lots of dreams.
- Do you now?
611
00:33:40,438 --> 00:33:41,814
Meaning?
612
00:33:46,444 --> 00:33:48,320
Okay, you're right.
613
00:33:48,321 --> 00:33:50,824
I do need to get unstuck.
614
00:33:52,492 --> 00:33:55,954
But, the stuff that I
need to unstick is here.
615
00:33:56,955 --> 00:33:59,206
- In New York.
- Yeah.
616
00:33:59,207 --> 00:34:02,334
Well, I thought that might be
where this was headed. It's okay.
617
00:34:02,335 --> 00:34:05,629
But I could come
visit. I like LA.
618
00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:08,340
In... small doses.
619
00:34:08,341 --> 00:34:10,635
Yeah, me, too.
620
00:34:14,347 --> 00:34:16,349
Pick again. No, you did it!
621
00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:19,685
Los Angeles. A city so nice,
622
00:34:19,686 --> 00:34:21,854
they named it Los Angeles.
623
00:34:21,855 --> 00:34:24,899
- So, everyone's going there.
- But, in the Big Apple we remain.
624
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,192
Maybe we could dig up a
cold case or something.
625
00:34:27,193 --> 00:34:29,154
I got a cold case for ya!
626
00:34:29,696 --> 00:34:30,863
Sazz!
627
00:34:30,864 --> 00:34:32,740
Where do I put it, huh?
628
00:34:32,741 --> 00:34:34,451
How'd you get in here?
629
00:34:34,451 --> 00:34:36,244
Who knows? Have I made
copies of all your keys?
630
00:34:36,244 --> 00:34:38,704
Like I said, who... knows?
631
00:34:38,705 --> 00:34:40,581
Okay, okay. Photo op.
632
00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:42,416
- Photo op. I love these. Alright.
- Oh yeah.
633
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,253
Hey, listen, um,
634
00:34:45,253 --> 00:34:47,756
I got something I need to talk to
you about when you get a sec, huh?
635
00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:49,299
- It's a little sensitive.
- Yeah, sure.
636
00:34:49,299 --> 00:34:52,134
Hey! Well, since we're
celebrating, I'm gonna go upstairs,
637
00:34:52,135 --> 00:34:53,178
and I'm gonna get a bottle of
638
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:57,389
1966 Argentinian Malbec
I've been saving.
639
00:34:57,390 --> 00:34:59,475
Malbecita del Cielo.
640
00:34:59,476 --> 00:35:02,728
Only five bottles were made that year
because the grapes were so small.
641
00:35:02,729 --> 00:35:04,773
Oh!
642
00:35:05,899 --> 00:35:07,650
Wow.
643
00:35:07,651 --> 00:35:10,152
I just got a romantic
feeler text from Joy.
644
00:35:10,153 --> 00:35:11,737
What? OLIVER: Ooh...
645
00:35:11,738 --> 00:35:13,822
- What'd she say?
- She says,
646
00:35:13,823 --> 00:35:16,325
"Scott Bakula says hi."
647
00:35:16,326 --> 00:35:17,618
That's not romantic.
648
00:35:44,813 --> 00:35:47,565
And the doctor said, "Too hot?"
And he said, "No, too sweet!"
649
00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:50,943
Has anyone seen Charles?
650
00:35:50,944 --> 00:35:53,028
Didn't he go get some more wine?
651
00:36:04,082 --> 00:36:05,584
Hey, what's
taking her so long?
652
00:36:05,584 --> 00:36:08,878
Sazz better not be drinking our
Malbecita del Cielo without us.
653
00:36:08,879 --> 00:36:11,714
- You know there are only five...
- Five bottles in the whole world.
654
00:36:11,715 --> 00:36:13,340
Because of the tiny grapes.
655
00:36:13,341 --> 00:36:15,634
Yes, you've already read
us the wine's biography.
656
00:36:15,635 --> 00:36:17,511
I love the part about the soil.
657
00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:19,638
- Isn't that fascinating?
- Yeah, it's great.
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