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Damn, I've always wanted to do that.
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- What the hell, Marvin?
- Sorry, baby.
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Houseguests are like fish.
They go bad after three days.
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I don't normally say this,
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but you gotta get your shit together.
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Or don't.
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Just get the hell off my couch.
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And wash ya ass.
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Bitch, I can't believe you fucked Noah.
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My Noah.
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You know, I'm tempted
to piss on your grave,
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but I know you'd like that.
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But you do hate it when
people steal your drugs.
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I'll take this as your
apology for fucking my man.
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Morning. Couldn't sleep again?
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When did Sarah Michelle Gellar
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rebrand as a chef?
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I try not to think about it.
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I'm gonna go check the mail
for your acceptance letter.
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- Don't.
- But it might have come today.
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I know, but I'm nervous.
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Let's just have our day, all right?
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You are meant to be up in
the sky, serving ginger ale.
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Right, well it does taste
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better up there, for the record.
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Yeah. You know what
tastes better up there?
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Mwah!
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Let's go.
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Boom. No cuts, bitch.
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Wow. I'm a real boy.
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All right, turn around. Hole next.
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- Really?
- No, you sick fuck.
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Plus, we're gonna need
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a bigger one of these
if we're doing that.
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Oh. Is this for sex later?
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The recipe does not call for zucchini.
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They're for Eric and Taylor.
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I'm making them zucchini noodles,
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because they don't fuck with carbs.
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Hey, do you think
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the whole meeting each
other's friends thing
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is a little masochistic?
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I'm just saying, we
might get back problems
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from carrying the conversation.
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I just... I want to
be like a normal couple
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that hangs out with each other's friends
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while eating a pasta dish
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from the mind of Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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Which, speaking of...
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Are you kidding? What can't she do?
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Hello?
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I'll get it.
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Let me in.
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Peekaboo!
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You took forever! Shut the heck up.
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You live here?
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Okay, Mr. Adulting.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- I miss this.
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
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Me and Court were just saying,
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is this the first time
you've seen us out of uniform?
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It is.
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You've literally only seen
me dressed as a hot dog.
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Speaking of, I got you a corndog,
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'cause I know it's your fave.
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- Oh!
- Okay, but seriously,
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we miss you at the mall.
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Oh, did you hear Sandra got
fired from the Sweet Factory?
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She threw a Jawbreaker at a customer.
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Full concussion.
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Hi, hi. Nice to meet you.
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Okay, shut the hell
up. You're dating him?
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You're such a babe. We're hooking up.
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I'm sucking you off later.
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No, I'm not. I'm not. Sorry.
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Well, don't act so shocked.
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- Oh.
- I'm not shocked.
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I'm just... okay!
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That's what we're doing. Cute.
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Nobody can open any roads!
The helicopter's flying in!
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Taking two people at a time!
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Save our souls!
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Mwah, mwah!
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Come here.
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Noah, your place looks so sick.
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Oh, Eric, Taylor, this is Courtney.
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Hello.
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And George. And Julian.
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- Hi, dolls, I am...
- Hi.
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Where is this super-secret hot boyfriend
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you've been hiding?
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Oh, this is... it's
Julian. He's my boyfriend.
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- Whoa!
- Boyfriends.
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- That's amazing.
- Oh, my God.
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It's his house, too.
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These are delicious zoodles, Noah.
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Thank you. I know
Sunday's your cheat day.
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Mm-hmm.
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How do you cheat? Like, on a test?
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No, like, with food.
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Literally, we turn into garbage cans.
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- We eat pizza, we eat donuts.
- Donuts.
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I tell my clients the secret is
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no food after 7:00 p.m. or before noon.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Huh. Sounds fun.
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Yeah, it is.
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Noah.
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Serious question: can I
have my birthday party here?
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Oh, please, please, please.
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Oh, I'm... yeah, I'm done with hosting.
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- What?
- No.
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Oh, my God, come on, you
gotta rent this place out.
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- Seriously.
- No, no, no.
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We're taking a break from all that.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Okay. Forget I said it. It's fine.
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So where did the two of you meet?
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Oh.
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Well, we actually met through my old...
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Hairdresser. Mm-hmm.
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- You go to Amber.
- No.
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So, is it no or yes or...
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No, I mean, I do go... I do go to Amber,
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I just, I haven't gone
to her in a long time.
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Your hair's, like, really short.
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Who wants seconds?
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I-I'm full.
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Excuse me.
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Babe, are you okay?
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Yeah, I just wasn't expecting
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the Spanish Inquisition tonight.
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Julian, you have nothing
to be nervous about.
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♪ Mommy, mother ♪
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♪ Mommy, mother, where are you? ♪
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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♪ I don't know I don't know ♪
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♪ Where that slut is ♪
♪ She's dead ♪
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- ♪ She got hit in the head ♪
- Okay.
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Okay, settle down. We've got neighbors.
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- That's wonderful.
- Word.
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- There's my song.
- Okay.
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I was just telling the boys
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about my Disney cruise audition.
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It was a slam dunk.
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It was between me and an
ugly girl, and she got it.
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Amazing.
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I can see you doing Elsa
in the middle of the Gulf.
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- Right?
- Me too.
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- Guys.
- Yeah.
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But hasn't the Gulf suffered enough?
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I'm obviously kidding.
Yeah, I'm kidding.
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- So, what do you do, Julian?
- Um, I'm a tutor.
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Oh!
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Yeah, when he's not busy
being Mayor of the Mall.
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Malls have mayors? What?
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So, is that, like, an elected position?
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I just mean that he
comes to the mall a lot.
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Well, before he became too cool for us.
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He's a cool guy. He's a cool guy.
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Babe, tell them about
your airline thing.
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You're a pilot, too?
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No. No, no, no, I'm not a pilot.
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He wants to be a flight attendant.
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He talks about it all the time.
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Yeah.
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Well, that, and "Buffy" season six.
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Okay, no, no, that's... honestly,
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that's more of, like, a joke.
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Oh.
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Being a flight attendant is no joke.
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My sister works for WestJet.
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She threw out her back pushing
one of those damn meal carts.
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What?
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They're like 250 pounds.
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- I know, baby, I know.
- They're a lot.
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Big bummer.
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Babe, can you help me with
the flan in the kitchen?
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Yeah, one second.
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- Do you need a helping hand?
- I'm fine.
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- Hey, do you want seconds?
- No, thank you.
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- Oh!
- Whoa.
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- He said no.
- I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Someone threw a slushie at our house.
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Oh.
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Dessert, anyone?
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Bye. Text
me when you get home.
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Okay.
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I didn't know I invited Liz
Taylor to the dinner party.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't actually know what happened.
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I've never seen you that way.
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I mean, did you see how surprised
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Eric and Taylor were
that we were dating?
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Everyone was, which feels great.
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Julian, do you know
what attracted me to you?
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My fat ass?
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It was your passion for the
things that make you you.
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You didn't give a shit about
what other people thought.
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I've never met anyone like that.
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Yeah, well, maybe I give
more of a shit than you think.
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Babe, you are in no
one's fucking shadow.
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You hear me?
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Yeah.
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And I love that fat ass. Let's go.
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Okay.
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I caved.
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Oh, my God, that's such a big envelope!
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Size does matter in this instance.
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Okay, how about you open it?
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So, does this mean I
get to fly for free?
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Shut up.
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Holy shit.
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I'm gonna be a flight attendant.
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Congratulations, baby.
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What's wrong?
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I'll only be gone for
like eight weeks, max.
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It won't be that long.
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The real issue, though,
is when I get hired,
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because I'll be kind of
jet-setting around the world,
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or more likely just
dead-heading to Cleveland,
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passing out pretzels on
some regional puddle jumper.
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What am I doing? I can't do this.
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Oh, my God, you're so fucking annoying.
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If only you could just
see how fucking capable
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and cool and adorable
and lovable you are.
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I'm lovable? Tell me more.
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Shut up.
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You know I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Okay. Okay. This is literally
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all I could find in your
room, so I hope it works.
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- Bring it to me.
- All right.
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So do you thing you can do
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pot patrol for a little bit tonight?
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Uh, yeah, sure. Are you working?
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No.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. I'm... I'm... just nothing.
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Okay. Cool. Changing the subject.
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I hate to ask, but what
are we gonna do about this?
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It stopped raining this morning, so.
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- Just give it to me.
- Here you go.
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We aren't gonna do anything about this.
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I'm gonna get an estimate
from a contractor tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Don't boundaries go both ways?
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I get to be the parent
and pay the bills,
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and have a private life,
and you can have yours.
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Yeah, okay. Sure. Sorry.
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Mingus, I don't know how to do this.
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No, it's fine.
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I mean, you have fun at your whatever.
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And I'll come back here later tonight
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and watch over these pots like
they are my very own children.
260
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,873
And by that, I do mean lie
about not having a date,
261
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,083
when I obviously do.
262
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,587
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
263
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,547
Bye.
264
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,177
But is this too, like, cute?
265
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,219
Oh, fuck off.
266
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,057
Rude.
267
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,606
Oh, and then there was
the guy I met on Grindr.
268
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,734
The sex was very
tell-me-you're-a-Scorpio-
269
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,235
without-telling-me-you're-a-Scorpio,
270
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,277
do you know what I mean?
271
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,739
Like, psycho, but hot.
272
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,616
Are you nervous?
273
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,744
'Cause you've been talking
for like 20 minutes straight.
274
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,122
What, about STIs?
Babe, it's not the '90s.
275
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,582
Fuck.
276
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,000
Have you had sex
277
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,960
under the influence of
cocaine, meth, or heroin?
278
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,339
No.
279
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,132
Have you had unprotected oral sex?
280
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,929
Duh?
281
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,181
I'm sorry, no one's
gonna suck on a condom.
282
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,850
Have you had unprotected anal sex?
283
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,523
- Yeah.
- Okay.
284
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,234
Would you like to receive
information about PrEP today?
285
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,279
We're gonna draw your
blood and do a rapid test.
286
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699
Results will come back
in about 20 minutes.
287
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,502
- You good?
- Yeah.
288
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,087
God must be gay,
289
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,529
because She really looked out
for your girl Mingus today.
290
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,551
Ooh. Okay, congrats. You
want to go grab dinner?
291
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,802
Can't.
292
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,471
Scorpio texted, so I
gotta go get railed.
293
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,181
Bye.
294
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:54,811
♪ Are you someone I once knew ♪
295
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:58,565
♪ Do you run the way I would ♪
296
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,692
♪ But do you fight ♪
297
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,612
♪ The way I wish I could ♪
298
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,365
♪ Or are you a stranger ♪
299
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,662
♪ Hello stranger ♪
300
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,831
♪ You're where I stood ♪
301
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,670
♪ Hello stranger ♪
302
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,173
♪ You're where I stood ♪
303
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,743
Hello? Somebody there?
304
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,812
♪ Time takes a cigarette ♪
305
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,357
♪ Puts it in your mouth ♪
306
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,901
♪ You pull on your finger ♪
307
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,736
♪ Then another finger ♪
308
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,614
♪ Then cigarette ♪
309
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,492
♪ The wall-to-wall is calling ♪
310
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:36,663
♪ It lingers, then you forget ♪
311
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,249
♪ Oh ho, ho, ho ♪
312
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,751
♪ You're a rock 'n' roll suicide ♪
313
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,298
♪ You're too old to lose it ♪
314
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,510
♪ Too young to choose it ♪
315
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,391
♪ And the clock waits so patiently ♪
316
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,269
♪ On your song ♪
317
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,688
♪ You walk past a café ♪
318
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:06,109
♪ But you don't eat when
you've lived too long ♪
319
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,611
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
320
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,990
♪ You're a rock 'n' roll suicide ♪
321
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,454
♪ Chevy brakes are snarling ♪
322
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:22,125
♪ As you stumble across the road ♪
323
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,586
♪ But the day breaks instead ♪
324
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,629
♪ So you hurry home ♪
325
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,093
♪ Don't let the sun blast your shadow ♪
326
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,388
♪ Don't let the milk
float ride your mind ♪
327
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:40,935
♪ They're so natural,
religiously unkind ♪
328
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:45,273
♪ Oh, no, love, you're not alone ♪
329
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,027
♪ You're watching yourself
but you're too unfair ♪
330
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,738
♪ You got your head all tangled up ♪
331
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:55,658
♪ But if I could only make you care ♪
332
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,079
♪ Oh, no, love, you're not alone ♪
333
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,374
♪ No matter what or who you've been ♪
334
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,211
♪ No matter when or where you've seen ♪
335
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,922
♪ All the knives seem
to lacerate your brain ♪
336
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,548
♪ I've had my share ♪
337
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,593
♪ I'll help you with the pain ♪
338
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,303
You're not alone!
339
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:22,185
Whoo!
340
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,567
I'm not stalking you. I swear.
341
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,572
I'm buying Babylon.
342
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,951
You obviously need to sage the bitch,
343
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:43,039
but think it's time to breathe
some new life back into it.
344
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,916
Don't you think?
345
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,339
That was good, what
you was doing up there.
346
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,968
Felt like I was watching
an exorcism or something.
347
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,638
What?
348
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,848
You think I'm still mad
349
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,391
about you running away
from my drag school?
350
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,518
You need to get over yourself, bitch.
351
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,194
No, it's, um...
352
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,529
it's not about that.
353
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,329
I have HIV.
354
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,463
I fucking have HIV.
355
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,933
Baby, it's gonna be okay.
356
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,643
You know I have HIV too, right?
357
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,233
Am I gonna die?
358
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,612
I mean, like, I know I'm not.
359
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,323
And, like, I feel guilty for
even being upset about this,
360
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,826
'cause I know that it's, like,
not a death sentence anymore.
361
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,665
But I mean, like, you still
don't want this, right?
362
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,752
Like, I mean, if you
can avoid it, you should?
363
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,676
I just... I really... I don't
know. I don't know how to feel.
364
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,303
Can you just tell me how
to feel about this, Bussey?
365
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,306
You will live a long
366
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,476
and possibly annoying...
367
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,814
But healthy life.
368
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,315
I am.
369
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,112
Are guys still gonna want to fuck me?
370
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,824
I mean, I hate that these are
the first questions I have.
371
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,033
I'm sorry.
372
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,660
Yes, you will be fucking.
373
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,579
Skinny white boys will
always be out here fucking.
374
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:57,048
But you'll fall in love, too.
375
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,258
I did.
376
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,679
I'm sorry.
377
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,763
Did he pass away?
378
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,390
No, bitch.
379
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,268
He at home trying to
fix our goddamn internet.
380
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,188
It's Bobby. The puppet guy?
381
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,065
- Oh.
- You met him at drag school.
382
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,319
Been together for 20 years now.
383
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,907
I want you to perform at the
teardown party for Babylon.
384
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,660
- Stop.
- No, I'm serious.
385
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:30,123
Your first performance
got interrupted by...
386
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,541
this.
387
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,836
You need a redo.
388
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:40,091
And if it's anything like
you were doing tonight?
389
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,551
Damn.
390
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,803
I can't believe it took
your ass getting diagnosed
391
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:47,265
with HIV to finally fucking
learn how to perform.
392
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,727
Oh God, that is so fucking dark.
393
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,065
It is darker when you don't
know how to laugh about it.
394
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,691
Trust.
395
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,239
All right, I'm in.
396
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:06,159
Yes!
397
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,161
Oh, my mom's gonna be stoked.
398
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,579
Mm.
399
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:16,002
Fuck. My mom.
400
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,676
How the fuck am I gonna tell her?
401
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,302
Mine's freaked.
402
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,307
Threw me out as soon as she found out,
403
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,059
'cause she was afraid she'd catch it.
404
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,313
Total monster.
405
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,652
My mom's not the monster.
406
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,407
I am.
407
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,141
Where is our bartender?
408
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,354
Y'all drunk white women
409
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,939
really know how to take up space.
410
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,775
Ugh. I know.
411
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,403
Honey, I'm so glad that
you reached out tonight.
412
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,739
We need to find a way
413
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,950
to get Ruthie and Brodie back together.
414
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:32,704
Ruthie has really been going
through it since their fight.
415
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,957
And she wasn't okay before
the fight either, I mean.
416
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,252
Oh, Jesus.
417
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,838
Just get some balls and
say what you're gonna say.
418
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,799
Oh, shit.
419
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,885
Is referring to your balls offensive?
420
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,305
All right, here's the deal.
421
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,849
I'm tired of worrying about Ruthie.
422
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,684
How is she doing? Is she okay?
423
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,519
Does she like being a mom yet?
424
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,480
I mean, no one checks in with me,
425
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,690
and I'm the one holding this shit down.
426
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,401
These past few months have been hell.
427
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:08,615
Why am I attracted to
these needy white women?
428
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,910
Oh, fuck. Why'd I just tell you that?
429
00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,830
- Because we're friends.
- No.
430
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,957
Didn't you have lunch
with Ann Coulter once?
431
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,918
As a joke.
432
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,586
We're friends, Shar.
433
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,006
And you know why? Because I get you.
434
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:28,677
I know what it feels like
to raise kids on your own.
435
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,971
Excuse, you had, like, five nannies.
436
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,515
And you have no clue what it's like
437
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:37,310
to raise kids in this body.
438
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,729
Like, you don't get me, Brenda.
439
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,731
When I was younger, I used
to put weights on my chest,
440
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,692
'cause I for real thought
they would go down,
441
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:47,112
and now I'm using them
to fucking feed babies?
442
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:52,575
It's a constant, feeling
like a stranger in this body.
443
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,286
So I'm in a stranger's life,
444
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,915
and I have this girlfriend who
lies to me, and ever since...
445
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:06,423
I constantly have
this pit in my stomach,
446
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:10,051
because she could walk out
the door and never come back.
447
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,431
I don't want to raise these kids alone.
448
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:17,058
You get that, Brenda?
449
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,061
No.
450
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:26,526
I mean, I know what it feels like
451
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,570
not to get emotional support.
452
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,495
I bet no one checks in with you either.
453
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,040
- Oh, I'm fine, honey.
- Bullshit.
454
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,876
No, I'm always fine.
455
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,503
Even though my children
want nothing to do with me.
456
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,300
They think I'm radioactive or something.
457
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,429
Well, I can say, as your
friend, with authority,
458
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,765
that's not true.
459
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,933
I'm here, aren't I?
460
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,775
Bottoms up.
461
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,235
Can I say "bottom"?
462
00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:10,445
I have so much to learn.
463
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,405
You really do.
464
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,661
All right, Flo. It's time for bed.
465
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:25,543
So Mommy can have a drink...
466
00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:29,047
and watch "The L Word: Generation Q,"
467
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,965
which is actually better than I thought.
468
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:41,518
I dare you to do something
interesting before I leave.
469
00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,982
Maybe next time. Goodnight.
470
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,490
We're gonna take a quick
break after this song,
471
00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,617
but we've got a few more slots
472
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,661
for the open mic if
you're feeling brave.
473
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:04,249
Anyway, what were we talking about?
474
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,251
Um, I come from swamp trash.
475
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,961
Right.
476
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:10,505
I love you so much more now
that I know you grew up poor.
477
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,882
I hated it.
478
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,718
Luckily, I met Winston,
479
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,303
and I married him six
months later at 19.
480
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:20,473
No offense, but was that
strictly a money thing?
481
00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:21,933
Oh, no.
482
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:26,980
I had the self-esteem of a
reduced fat cottage cheese.
483
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:30,525
I thought marrying him,
that would fix that.
484
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,777
It was gonna give me all this freedom.
485
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,280
Don't do the poor, little
rich girl thing, Brenda.
486
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,740
You better than that.
487
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:41,077
Oh, I know I'm
problematic and privileged.
488
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,038
But this isn't Twitter, all right?
489
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,540
This is me. A person in a bar.
490
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,251
And I am just telling
you how it was, okay?
491
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:49,461
- Fine.
- Yeah.
492
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,713
Go on, Southern Nancy Meyers.
493
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,257
Oh, I wish...
494
00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:56,092
I wish I had all these
secret hopes and dreams,
495
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:58,928
but the truth is...
496
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,014
The truth is that I
met Winston too young
497
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:04,726
to have any, and then
he became my world.
498
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:10,774
I'd divorce him. I would.
499
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,275
But for what?
500
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,945
It's not like I have
anything waiting for me
501
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:17,864
on the other side to
make it all worth it.
502
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,866
You have Flo and Jet.
503
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,160
Until their brains further develop,
504
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,579
and they decide they
don't want to have anything
505
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:25,580
to do with me, either.
506
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:26,790
Eh.
507
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,416
My life is over, Shar.
508
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:29,709
And the cruel joke is
509
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:33,380
is that I have to just
keep living it anyway.
510
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,382
Your life is not over.
511
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,719
You're a sparkly person, Brenda.
512
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,179
I mean, obviously hot.
513
00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:47,644
You think I'm hot, huh?
514
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:51,773
I have two working eyes, so yeah, I do.
515
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,734
You got this, baby.
516
00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:00,281
Divorce his ass. Take a risk.
517
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:13,086
Excuse me.
518
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:34,315
You hear that?
519
00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:37,235
You're one hot bitch.
520
00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:47,954
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a first-timer here tonight.
521
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,456
Please welcome to the stage,
522
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:52,334
singing "Maybe This
Time" from "Cabaret."
523
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,878
Jesus Christ, I can't wait
for someone to fuck this up.
524
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,504
Miss Brenda!
525
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,929
Hey.
526
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:28,495
♪ Maybe this time ♪
527
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,246
♪ I'll be lucky ♪
528
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:36,711
♪ Maybe this time, they'll stay ♪
529
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:40,674
♪ Maybe this time ♪
530
00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,175
Fuck.
531
00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:43,885
♪ For the first time ♪
532
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:46,262
Oh, it's okay. Oh, it's okay.
533
00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:49,015
- ♪ Love won't hurry away ♪
- I'm here.
534
00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:54,104
It's okay. Shh.
535
00:30:54,145 --> 00:30:57,691
Mama.
536
00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,193
Did you just... ?
537
00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:04,531
♪ I'll be home at last ♪
538
00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:14,499
♪ Not a loser anymore ♪
539
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:17,127
♪ Like the last time ♪
540
00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:20,630
♪ And the time before ♪
541
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:28,304
♪ 'Cause everybody ♪
542
00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:31,599
♪ Loves a winner ♪
543
00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:34,060
♪ So nobody loved me ♪
544
00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:42,944
♪ Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy ♪
545
00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:46,906
♪ That's what I long to be ♪
546
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,995
♪ Well, all the odds are ♪
547
00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:54,706
♪ They're in my favor ♪
548
00:31:54,748 --> 00:32:00,748
♪ Something's bound to begin ♪
549
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:04,591
♪ It's gotta happen ♪
550
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:07,552
♪ Happen sometime ♪
551
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:11,097
♪ Maybe this time ♪
552
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:15,602
♪ Maybe this time ♪
553
00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:20,482
♪ I win ♪
554
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,933
I'll take this as your apology
555
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,309
for fucking my man.
556
00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,443
Hey.
557
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,361
You've been in there
for like 30 minutes.
558
00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:49,946
Either buy something or get out.
559
00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,249
I'll take a...
560
00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:07,172
What? Hawaiian Punch slushie?
561
00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:10,216
Exactly. A Hawaiian Slunch punchie.
562
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,101
You ever think about how
I might still be alive
563
00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:22,687
if you never came home?
564
00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:23,938
Food for thought.
565
00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:52,592
Ooh, look at you.
566
00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:53,968
You got some tricks.
567
00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,222
You have a secret?
568
00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,224
Ooh.
569
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,435
Okay, boo. Let's leave
the nice man alone.
570
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,771
Have a great day.
571
00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:16,009
Hello?
572
00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:49,542
♪ No matter what or who you've been ♪
573
00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:55,382
♪ No matter when or where you've seen ♪
574
00:36:55,423 --> 00:37:00,887
♪ All the knives seem
to lacerate your brain ♪
575
00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:03,348
♪ I've had my share ♪
576
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:08,269
♪ I'll help you with the pain ♪
577
00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,230
♪ You're not alone ♪
578
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,551
What the fuck?
579
00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:45,015
Are you done?
580
00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:48,059
Ruthie.
581
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,602
What's going on?
582
00:37:49,644 --> 00:37:51,896
- I want your cum.
- What?
583
00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:58,570
Oh, right.
584
00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:06,161
Thanks, Brodie. Seriously.
585
00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:10,040
Are we gonna be friends after this?
586
00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:12,208
Is that what you really want?
587
00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:23,928
Ruthie, come back!
588
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:25,096
Fuck!
589
00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:36,232
Fuck.
590
00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:46,117
Yes, bitch!
591
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,494
Ugh!
592
00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:49,204
It's like watching a
pimple popping video.
593
00:38:49,245 --> 00:38:51,456
So gross. Ew.
594
00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:53,625
Okay, I sort of love it. Keep going.
595
00:39:00,715 --> 00:39:01,966
Go on.
596
00:39:48,471 --> 00:39:50,015
What the fuck?
597
00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:59,482
Stop!
598
00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:08,700
Huh?
599
00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:17,542
Does he have sausages
stuck to his fingers?
600
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:19,002
No, seriously.
601
00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:20,378
Someone explain this to me.
602
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,422
Oh, give it a rest. He's still learning.
603
00:40:22,464 --> 00:40:23,798
$200 a lesson.
604
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,675
I could have invested in cryptocurrency.
605
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:29,554
I like it. It sounds original.
606
00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:31,473
You're right, Julian.
607
00:40:31,514 --> 00:40:32,849
You're a genius, son.
608
00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:39,856
In front of Brodie. Shameless.
609
00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:44,110
That's my boy.
610
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,742
This one's going on the fridge.
611
00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,494
Do you want to take one of me, too?
612
00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:54,954
Oh honey, I would, but
there isn't enough room.
613
00:40:54,996 --> 00:40:57,082
It's a very small fridge.
614
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,803
Are you a little ticklish?
615
00:41:09,844 --> 00:41:10,929
Yes, you are.
616
00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,555
I know you are. I know you are.
617
00:41:12,597 --> 00:41:15,100
Okay, can y'all be like
10% less psycho right now?
618
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,601
I'm on shrooms.
619
00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:17,769
Well, if you didn't want the truth,
620
00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:20,480
maybe you shouldn't have come back.
621
00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:24,275
That's a dead body. That's a dead body.
622
00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:28,446
Did I... do this?
623
00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,365
I want to stop now!
624
00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,575
We're gonna get so shroomy boomy woomy.
625
00:41:32,617 --> 00:41:34,619
We're gonna get so shroomy woomy.
626
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:37,288
- Please!
- Okay, calm down.
627
00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,374
Stop doing this to me!
628
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,047
You can't kill me if
you already killed me.
629
00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:48,174
Catch-22, or double jeopardy.
630
00:41:48,216 --> 00:41:50,135
Which one has Ashley Judd?
631
00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:52,429
Shut up. Shut up!
632
00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,556
I didn't fucking kill you!
633
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:58,101
A crazy asshole killed
you! It wasn't my fault!
634
00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,146
- Oh, you don't believe that.
- Yes, I do!
635
00:42:18,455 --> 00:42:20,957
I'm sorry you're so fucked up.
636
00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:07,915
Uh, is he all right?
637
00:43:08,004 --> 00:43:10,131
He's fine.
638
00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:33,029
- Hi.
- Hi.
639
00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:35,240
I'm gone for just a little bit
640
00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:37,242
and you become a drug dealer?
641
00:43:38,576 --> 00:43:42,414
Um, no, this is... I'm
sending in my deposit.
642
00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:45,875
For flight attendant school. I got in.
643
00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:51,339
Julian, what? Congratulations.
644
00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:53,549
Thanks.
645
00:44:03,351 --> 00:44:05,020
Do flight attendants gotta do dishes?
646
00:44:05,061 --> 00:44:06,312
I don't know.
647
00:44:06,354 --> 00:44:08,023
I'm kind of hopeless in that department.
648
00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,858
Let me help.
649
00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:19,868
So I did shrooms today.
650
00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:23,121
Okay.
651
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:30,837
And there's something I
want to talk to you about,
652
00:44:30,879 --> 00:44:32,172
but it's kind of hard.
653
00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:34,883
Just know that I'm coming
from a place of love,
654
00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:36,676
and wanting to communicate.
655
00:44:36,718 --> 00:44:39,095
Are you sure you're
not still on shrooms?
656
00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:41,222
Honestly, no.
657
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:45,810
But I was thinking about
when we were kids, you know,
658
00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:50,315
and how Brenda would always
give you special attention.
659
00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:53,360
No, she didn't.
660
00:44:53,401 --> 00:44:55,195
I mean, maybe there was,
like, a little extra,
661
00:44:55,236 --> 00:44:57,655
'cause of my CP, but, you know,
662
00:44:57,697 --> 00:45:00,867
I had all those surgeries, and the PT.
663
00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:03,161
Right. That makes sense.
664
00:45:04,996 --> 00:45:08,249
But you have to admit that
there was a baseline difference
665
00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,670
in the way they would treat
me versus how they treated you.
666
00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:14,339
I don't know.
667
00:45:16,508 --> 00:45:18,468
I guess I don't really remember.
668
00:45:19,552 --> 00:45:21,429
I can't do this right now.
669
00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:26,351
Fuck.
670
00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,151
Look, I'm just trying to tell you
671
00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:37,320
how I felt as a kid being your brother.
672
00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:40,073
- Which was?
- You were the star.
673
00:45:40,115 --> 00:45:42,534
No, Brodie. That was you.
674
00:45:42,575 --> 00:45:46,246
Julian, everyone handled
you with kid gloves.
675
00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:47,455
And even though I was younger,
676
00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:48,915
I had to help you with everything.
677
00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,542
Do you think I like
678
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,836
having people hover
over me all the time?
679
00:45:52,877 --> 00:45:54,504
I think part of you does.
680
00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:56,214
Because it lets you be
the center of attention.
681
00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,049
That is not true.
682
00:45:59,467 --> 00:46:01,261
You know what?
683
00:46:01,302 --> 00:46:04,597
Even if it was, could you blame me?
684
00:46:04,639 --> 00:46:07,767
The second I walk out that
door, I'm fucking invisible.
685
00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:10,103
Meanwhile, you walk around
with a spotlight on you
686
00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:11,521
at all times, that just says,
687
00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:15,108
"Ooh, please come have sex with me."
688
00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:18,236
Okay.
689
00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:20,321
Okay, just... I need to go to bed.
690
00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:25,493
Julian, I had to become Mr. Charming
691
00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:28,371
because I thought it was the
only way someone would love me.
692
00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:30,498
Like, I'm sorry, but
being the only adopted one
693
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,836
and being Black in a
white family, it's fucked.
694
00:46:34,878 --> 00:46:36,629
You're right.
695
00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:38,798
I don't know what that
feels like, and I'm sorry.
696
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,342
Thank you.
697
00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:44,471
But how do you think I
feel, as a disabled person,
698
00:46:44,512 --> 00:46:46,556
and when Mom and Dad
adopted a kid right after me?
699
00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:50,435
It's like, was I not good enough?
700
00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:53,021
Why did we need someone else?
701
00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:56,649
Brodie, I cannot cosign this
epiphany you had while high,
702
00:46:56,691 --> 00:46:58,985
that I'm just, like, the
root of all your trauma.
703
00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:00,653
That is not what I'm saying.
704
00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,614
You're being so defensive right now.
705
00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:05,033
I am not being defensive.
You're being a dick!
706
00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:06,534
I'm being a dick?
707
00:47:08,286 --> 00:47:10,872
You know what? I wasn't
even gonna say it,
708
00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:13,375
but it wasn't enough
709
00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:15,835
that you sucked all the
love from our family,
710
00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:18,338
but you had to go and
do it with Noah too, huh?
711
00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,380
What bothers you more, Brodie?
712
00:47:19,381 --> 00:47:21,341
That Noah fell for someone else,
713
00:47:21,383 --> 00:47:23,385
or that he fell for someone like me?
714
00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:26,179
We were fucking in front of
your face the entire time,
715
00:47:26,221 --> 00:47:27,597
and you didn't even notice
716
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,140
because you couldn't even
imagine Noah being into me.
717
00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,684
I mean, no one can, apparently.
718
00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:34,354
I didn't notice because I
never thought my own brother
719
00:47:34,396 --> 00:47:35,689
would fuck me over like this.
720
00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:37,357
That is bullshit.
721
00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:39,067
You don't see me at all, do you?
722
00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:40,276
You literally hired someone
723
00:47:40,318 --> 00:47:42,195
to have sex with me without my consent.
724
00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:43,446
It's like, how do you think
725
00:47:43,488 --> 00:47:44,698
that was supposed to make me feel?
726
00:47:44,739 --> 00:47:47,701
I was trying to help you.
727
00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:51,371
Look, everyone's always
trying to help you, Julian.
728
00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:56,251
By the way, have you got
Noah to shave for you yet,
729
00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:58,628
or you still having
Brenda do that for you?
730
00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:02,090
Please leave.
731
00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:10,640
Wow.
732
00:48:11,641 --> 00:48:14,519
First you steal my boyfriend,
then you steal my clothes?
733
00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,645
What's next?
734
00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:17,022
You want my passport, Mr. Ripley?
735
00:48:17,063 --> 00:48:18,231
Oh, fuck off.
736
00:48:18,273 --> 00:48:20,608
Everyone just feels sorry for you.
737
00:48:20,650 --> 00:48:23,903
That's why they still
treat you like a little kid.
738
00:48:23,945 --> 00:48:25,030
When we were younger,
739
00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,072
I couldn't even play fight with you
740
00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:29,117
because you were too fragile.
741
00:48:29,159 --> 00:48:31,745
Well, I think I can handle myself now.
742
00:48:31,786 --> 00:48:34,122
I mean, I did fuck your boyfriend,
743
00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:36,291
who's in love with me.
744
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,838
What's wrong, Brodie?
Do you want to fight me?
745
00:48:43,923 --> 00:48:46,426
Now, I know why you ignored
me so much growing up,
746
00:48:46,468 --> 00:48:48,762
The mystery is finally solved.
747
00:48:48,803 --> 00:48:51,097
You were just so mad that
you couldn't beat me up!
748
00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:54,684
Come on, Brodie! Nothing's
holding you back now!
749
00:48:57,228 --> 00:48:59,522
Hey!
750
00:48:59,564 --> 00:49:02,650
What the fuck? Brodie, what did you do?
751
00:49:02,692 --> 00:49:05,487
What did I do? He started it!
752
00:49:05,528 --> 00:49:06,696
What are you, five?
753
00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,449
I think you need to leave. Now!
754
00:49:12,994 --> 00:49:14,954
No, I got it. I got it.
755
00:50:28,069 --> 00:50:29,654
Babe, are you okay?
756
00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:32,157
What happened? What?
757
00:50:32,198 --> 00:50:34,034
The babies all right?
758
00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:35,994
Yeah, they're fine.
759
00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:39,414
Oh fuck, this is so annoying.
I can't stop fucking crying.
760
00:50:39,456 --> 00:50:42,417
Ruthie, just tell me what's going on.
761
00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:48,089
What's going on is that
I am a shitty parent.
762
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,759
Come on, babe. You're fine.
763
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,010
You learning.
764
00:50:56,097 --> 00:50:59,976
You know, I really thought
something was wrong with me.
765
00:51:00,018 --> 00:51:04,397
Like, postpartum, except
I didn't even carry them.
766
00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:09,319
But then tonight, Flo
said their first word.
767
00:51:10,612 --> 00:51:13,073
What?
768
00:51:13,114 --> 00:51:14,199
Really?
769
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:17,702
W... w... what was it?
770
00:51:20,955 --> 00:51:24,626
- "Mama."
- Oh.
771
00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:30,090
Flo called me Mama,
and it was like, fuck.
772
00:51:37,889 --> 00:51:41,142
I thought I never wanted to be a parent.
773
00:51:46,106 --> 00:51:49,109
But now I think I just
never wanted to be a dad.
774
00:51:52,862 --> 00:51:54,781
Fuck, I'm really making
up for lost time tonight.
775
00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:03,790
Shar, I promise you, from here on out...
776
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,128
That I am going to
show up for our family.
777
00:52:10,171 --> 00:52:12,966
Okay?
778
00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:17,512
I am going to be the best
goddamn mom to our kids.
779
00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:45,999
Thank you.
780
00:54:09,207 --> 00:54:10,207
Hey, Mom.
781
00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:15,005
What were you playing? It was gorgeous.
782
00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:23,179
I should never come back here.
783
00:54:26,474 --> 00:54:30,270
Everything I touch...
784
00:54:30,311 --> 00:54:31,688
turns to shit.
785
00:54:36,234 --> 00:54:41,698
It's okay.
786
00:54:44,659 --> 00:54:46,619
It's okay.
787
00:55:13,146 --> 00:55:18,146
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