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PROFESSOR 1: Look, I knowPeter may run around allday fighting for lost causes,
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and he couldn't give a damnabout the law of the land,
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whatever that is,but what's the difference?
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PROFESSOR 2:Legal or illegal.
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When the hell did you
start caring about
what is legal or not?
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What's right that counts,
you know that.
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What do I care about
what these kids in college
think about what Peter thinks?
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Peter is the only
one who cares,
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who cares about
what life is like
on this planet.
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You know, the rest of it
is just a bunch of mush.
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Boy is a change.
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Remember when we were
in Graduate School
at Berkeley together?
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Remember what
we were like then,
we were different.
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We were angry,
we were alive,
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we hated
the right things.
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We hated the army,
we hated our parents,
we hated the goddamn CIA.
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And we fought, we fought.
We made it better.
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Remember the time
we got bombed?
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Remember the time
we got bombed?
Don't laugh, you remember.
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We went down
to Western Union
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and we sent
that telegram to
J. Edgar Hoover
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telling him what
we thought he was?
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We didn't sign it,
but we sent it.
That took guts.
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And then the next
morning, when we
still felt the same way,
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we went down
to the goddamn
Bank of America
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and closed out
our savings account.
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And then we tore the check
into a thousand pieces
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and threw them
into the air.
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I don't know what happened
in the last ten years.
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You're gonna tell me maybe.
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Maybe, you'll tell me
what happened in the
last ten years in America,
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but it's different.
There are no rebels left.
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I don't know where
they're gonna come
from, the new ones,
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we had to sell out.
Yeah, I know that.
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We had to, we had to,
I had to, I had to.
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I got married,
I had three kids,
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I had to support 'em.
What choice did I have?
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What choice
did any of us have?
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But that's no reason
for the kids being like
what they are today.
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That s no excuse.
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Who's gonna come
and fight the battles
if nobody's angry anymore?
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There's a bunch of
mushy kids walking.
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What're you smoking
that shit for,
for Christ sakes?
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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It's how I prepare
for my classes.
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They are killing seals
out in Dawson Bay.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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What're you
laughing at?
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They're laughing because
for the past three semesters
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you've broken into
this room maybe 20 times
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with some
earth-shattering
announcement
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about the imminent death
of the America Dream.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah, this last month,
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it was all the
garbage floating in
the Mississippi River
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that was killing the shrimp.
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And yesterday it was
the rumor that someone
found bacteria
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in two cans of
chicken noodle soup
in Gary, Indiana.
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Yeah, but this time I saw it.
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Peter, this class
is about that which is legal,
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about the nature
and workings of the law
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under our
constitutional guarantees.
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Seals do not concern us here.
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What is happening
to them out there
is not illegal.
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PETER: It is illegal.
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No, it is not illegal,
Peter.
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These are not harp seals
out in Newfoundland.
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These are
Chowala seals.
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They're an
endangered species.
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There are perhaps
one thousand of them
left in existence.
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All right, if they're
an endangered species,
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then they're
protected under the law.
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If you'd been here
at the beginning of the class,
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you would have had
an opportunity to read this.
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Chief Justice Holmes, 1912,
"Rich man, poor man,
beggar man, thief."
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"All are equal
in the eyes of the law."
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Including seals.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
But you'd better get proof.
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Okay, I'll see you next week.
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I can get proof.
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Peter!
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When did you shoot this?
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Night before last.
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Yesterday, they
were out there
bashing away.
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They'll be out there
tonight too.
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GIRL: Finally got the
foreman to tell us
what it was all about.
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They're building
an Air Force base
up there.
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A huge one.
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What're they killing
the seals for?
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They think the seals
will get in the way.
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You know, breeding
on the runways
or something.
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Jesus,
look at them.
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They can't do it.
It's against the law.
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If they're
an endangered species,
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those animals are
protected under the law.
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Oh, how can we
stop them?
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I guess that's up to me.
I'm so mad, I'm ready
to go to Washington.
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Jeez, when?
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What about your
classes here?
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I'll talk to the Dean.
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Old blade out,
new blade in.
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Ah, empty.
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What do you suggest
we do about the seals, sir?
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I suggest you get
on a plane and go
to Washington.
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Look at this damn thing.
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You ever stop to think
that the manufacturers
of these damn things
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don't want us to open them?
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But you're wrong
about the senator.
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If I were you, I'd, uh,
start with the military.
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Now, stand back.
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Unbelievable.
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Hardly. Simple goddamn
plot to make us buy
more razor blades.
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Well, just don't
stand there Go
home and get packed.
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Get on a plane.
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Sir, I can't afford
to fly to Washington.
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Roger, the school
will pay for your trip.
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Terrific, thank you.
On one condition.
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You stop off in Canton, Ohio
on your way back here,
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and get these
dirty bastards too.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh, good evening,
can I help you?
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I hope so. I need a room
for a couple of days.
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I'm Professor
Roger Keller of...
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Professor? Good.
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I need a 10 letter word
beginning with "L"
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and ending with "S"
meaning talkative.
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Loquacious?
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Loquacious.
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Yes, that fits
rather nicely.
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How about
a nine letter?
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How about a room?
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Bill, at the airport
sent me here.
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Bill?
My nephew, Bill?
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The porter?
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The lawyer in two years.
Why didn't you say so?
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I'm going to give you
the best room
in the hotel. Room 4.
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George Wallace hid
there during the
Civil Rights March
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about eight years ago.
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It has a rather
remarkable view of
the Jefferson Memorial.
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Truly?
Hmm.
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You know, Thomas Jefferson
sat in a hotel room
in Philadelphia
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and in one weekend
he wrote the Declaration
of Independence?
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Without air conditioning
or room service.
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Absolutely.
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COLONEL: The law you'vementioned, Professor,
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specifically allows
us to seek out
and destroy wildlife
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of any kind in case of
a national emergency.
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I wasn't aware that we
had a national emergency
situation, Colonel?
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What is our
national emergency?
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Chinese ICBM's.
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You mean Russian ICBM's?
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Chinese.
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Oh, come on,
Colonel, haven't you
read the newspaper?
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We're in love
with the Chinese.
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They're sending us
Ping-Pong players
and acrobats,
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and we're sending them
Elton John and Coca Cola.
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They're just
buying time, Professor.
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Look, that's China,
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taken from one
of our spy satellites,
200 miles in the air.
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If you look closely
you can see the
ICBM bases.
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I don't see
anything. Where?
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There.
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The tiny black dot there,
in the left-hand corner.
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Wait, I'll magnify
it 50 times.
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That's an ICBM base?
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It will be in two years.
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You can tell that
just from
a tiny black dot?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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Wait, I'll make it
even bigger.
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Now, what do you see?
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A bigger black dot.
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Well, it's an ICBM base.
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They got the missiles.
And soon they'll
have the hardware
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to deliver them
12,000 miles.
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I don't believe it.
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Look, we are here.
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Tacoma, Seattle,
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Dawson.
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Dawson is 800 miles
to the north.
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Eight hundred miles
at 18,000 miles per hour
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is 10 point two seconds
more for us to prepare
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an anti-ballistic
missile counterattack.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Come on, Colonel.
Come on.
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Ten point two second.
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Chinese ICBM's.
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National emergency.
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SENATOR: I accept
that it's not a
national emergency,
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but by the time
I convince my friends
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in the club here
of that fact,
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the damn seals
will be dead anyway.
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So, what's the point?
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Senator, they're
breaking the Law.
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You can't condone
a conscious conspiracy
to break the law.
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Oh, damn. Damn it,
Roger, I don't.
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Senator, then bring it
up on the Senate
floor this afternoon.
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(SIGHING) Roger,
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try to look at things in
their proper perspective.
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In our state,
unemployment
is over 13% right now.
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Now, this Dawson
project, the air force
is trying to build,
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it's a tremendous thing.
It's absolutely tremendous.
It's a whole city.
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It'll put more than
10, 000 people to work.
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The Republicans
will have my ass
in November
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if I say 10,000
people can't work
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because of
a few damn seals.
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Well then get them
to move the base.
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Well, can't we move
the damn animals?
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Senator, they've been
breeding there for centuries.
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That's the only piece
of flat coastline
for 200 miles.
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You know, maybe
Intelligence knows
more than we do.
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Maybe there is
a national emergency.
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Come on, Senator,
China's gonna attack us?
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China is our friend.
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You looked just like
Shirley MacLaine
when you said that.
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What?
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Yes, yes, I'm here.
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Mr. Paxton, can youcome right up please?
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I've got
a little problem.
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Right away.
I thought you'd never ask.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Coming, Mr. Paxton.
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PAXTON: I know.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I've got a list
of top ones right here.
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Could you call one
for me please?
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Which one?
I don't know. Whichever
one's the best one.
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No, no, it should be
your choice, Professor.
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Well, it's your
bathroom, Mr. Paxton.
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Why do you want a lawyer
for my bathroom?
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I don't want a lawyer,
I want a plumber.
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A plumber?
Yeah, the
bathtub's overflowing.
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I went to take a bath
this morning and
I couldn't turn the tap off.
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Of course
you couldn't turn It off,
the spigot's broken.
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I didn't know that.
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Well, it says so
in a typed note I left
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inside your medicine cabinet.
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I didn't look in the
medicine cabinet.
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Why not?
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Well, I wasn't sick,
I was just dirty.
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00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,753
Well, why didn't you
call a plumber?
243
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,223
What?
244
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,859
So when I accidentally
overheard on the switchboard
245
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,362
that you had trouble
with that Colonel
and the Senator,
246
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,998
I called Bill at the airport
and he gave me the names
247
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:22,701
of some big,
heavyweight type lawyers.
248
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,370
That's what
you need, Professor,
249
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,872
to help you save
those seals.
250
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,908
A good lawyer.
251
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,810
Look Professor,
I'm a gambler,
252
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:34,079
and I love to play
the long shots.
253
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,348
You see, they want
to buy this place.
254
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,151
They've been trying
to buy it for the
past 10 years.
255
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:44,056
Well, Just once,
before I sell, I'd
like to have me a winner.
256
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:47,092
A 1,000 to one shot,
like you Professor.
257
00:13:56,035 --> 00:14:01,006
I guess I should
start with Critchett,
Douglas and Levy, eh?
258
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,942
I'll give 'em a call.
259
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,276
Okay.
260
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,949
Shirley MacLaine!
261
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,951
Little baby seals
and the mother seals.
262
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,587
This is so awful.
263
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,358
Man's cruelty
is unbelievable
at times, Josh.
264
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,927
I told Professor Keller
not to worry
about the retainer.
265
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,096
If we handle the defense
of the Chicago Seven.
266
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:27,233
The Philadelphia Six
will try to blow up
the Liberty Bill.
267
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,568
And St. Louis Ten.
All for practically nothing.
268
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,738
Yeah, well, someday,
just for fun,
269
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,274
let's handle the
Indianapolis 500.
270
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,142
I hear they pay
much better.
271
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,578
Ah, it's all right,
Josh, you did
the right thing.
272
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,948
We'll stop
the bastards.
273
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,819
Would you say was building
the base for the air force?
274
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:47,953
Dunbar.
275
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,655
The Dunbar
Construction Company?
276
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,257
Yes, sir.
277
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,759
You, idiot!
278
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,328
We haven't got a chance
against them in court.
279
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,931
They're handled
by the best damn
law firm in the country.
280
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,834
But we're the best damn
law firm in the country.
281
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,669
Everyone...
282
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,808
You represent
Dunbar Construction?
283
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,846
Well, thank you
very much.
284
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,948
See you in
court. Sorry.
285
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,685
How about Jackson,
Reynolds and Doberman?
286
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,588
Jackson, Reynolds and
Doberman are excellent
287
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,290
if I'm seeking a divorce.
288
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,424
How about Townsend
and Dibble?
289
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,960
Perfect. If I cheated
on my income tax.
290
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,795
Holtsman, Doolittle
and Wright?
291
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:33,599
If I decide to rape someone,
they're waiting to help.
292
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:34,867
I'm sorry.
293
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,769
I'm sorry, too,
Mr. Paxton.
294
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,004
Tomorrow, I will call Bill
and get some more names.
295
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,273
No, thank you,
no more names.
296
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,442
No, I know exactly
who I'm looking for now,
297
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:48,047
and I've developed
a brilliant, analytical
method of finding him.
298
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,617
Attorneys. "See, Lawyers."
299
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:56,555
Lawyers... Martins, Adams.
300
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,326
A. Adams.
301
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,797
Now he sounds just right,
doesn't he?
302
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,465
It's against the law.
303
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,434
Damn right,
it's against the law.
304
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,304
Do you think I could
see the lawyer now?
305
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,673
You're talking
to her, Professor.
306
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,143
You're A. Adams?
307
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,346
I'm Abigail Adams.
308
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,547
You're the attorney?
309
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,582
Yeah, see.
No.
310
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:28,053
Cornell Undergraduate,
1969. Magna cum laude.
311
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,988
Yeah, you're the lawyer.
312
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,425
Harvard Law School, 1973,
passed my Bar exams
on the very first try.
313
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,927
(CHUCKLES)
314
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,830
Well, Congratulations.
Do you...
315
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,932
Do you have a Yellow Pages
I could look at?
316
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,233
Oh, sure. I do.
317
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,405
I'm sorry, Miss Adams.
318
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,340
But I think
I'm gonna have to...
319
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,008
You're not even going
to give me a chance?
320
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,779
Well, Miss Adams,
I need someone with
a little more experience.
321
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,882
I'm experienced.
I am experienced.
322
00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,085
I have spent
the last five years
preparing pleadings,
323
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,388
filing briefs
and doing research
324
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,757
for firms like Critchett,
Douglas and Levy...
Miss Adams...
325
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,625
...waiting for someone
to trust me in a courtroom
326
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,194
with their wife's speeding
ticket. You guys are all
the same, aren't you?
327
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,529
Come on, Miss Adams...
328
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,398
(SIGHS)
It doesn't have
to do with any of that.
329
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,466
I'm trying to
protect those poor
helpless animals
330
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,135
from the combined
power and influence...
331
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,872
Goddamn it, Professor,
I may be a woman,
I'm aware of that.
332
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,241
It doesn't have anything
to do with you being a woman.
I know...
333
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,943
And I know that I can handle
this case as well as any of
these Washington lawyers.
334
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,613
Well, I'm sure that
maybe so, but I can't...
In fact, probably better.
335
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,382
Well, maybe.
I'm more motivated,
I cost less,
336
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,819
and most important
of all I've got 10 times
the hours to give to it.
337
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,254
Miss Adams.
Miss Adams.
338
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,822
Come on, you don't
need to be so formal.
339
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,158
You can call me Abigail
or you can call me Abby.
340
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,093
I'll call you Roger,
341
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,261
being that we're
going to be working
together so closely.
342
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,662
(GIGGLES)
343
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,564
Abigail.
Yes, Roger.
344
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,466
See, isn't that better?
345
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,172
It's, uh, 5:45.
346
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,075
I'm going to
go home, Abigail,
347
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,777
and think about this
348
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,813
because it's a
new departure.
Mmm-hmm.
349
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:04,316
And then I will
call you first thing
in the morning, okay?
350
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,518
Right.
Okay, I'll call you
first thing in the morning.
351
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:09,121
Right. Sure. Bye.
352
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,556
(SIGHING)
Sure, you'll call.
353
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,933
Louis B. Anderson?
No, just down the hall.
354
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,301
Thank you.
355
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,105
Good morning!
356
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,641
After Adams is
Agasanian and Slopely,
357
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,777
but they only handle
the probate stuff.
358
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,479
Then there's Allen,
Johnson, and Rucker,
359
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,713
strictly mergers.
Strictly mergers.
360
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,682
And then
Anderson, Louis P.
361
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,685
Did you know I've been
standing here since
8:30 this morning?
362
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,453
Well, I called you
at 8:30 this morning.
363
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,788
To tell me to forget it.
364
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,656
Well, I would've phrased it
a little more differently.
365
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,325
Did you know
that the Dunbar
Construction Company
366
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,627
is a Delaware Corporation?
Net profits last year,
367
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:52,798
after taxes,
$125, 255, 000.
368
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,401
Did you know that their
executive offices are
located in Philadelphia?
369
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:59,571
Did you know that they
are extremely sensitive
about their public image.
370
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,541
In fact, last year they
canceled $3 million worth
of network advertising
371
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,811
on a cop show because
the PTA thought
it was too violent.
372
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,180
How did you find out
all this about Dunbar?
373
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,750
I researched it last night
while waiting for
my phone call.
374
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,387
I just wanted to
give it one last shot.
375
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,089
Go on inside,
he's a good man.
376
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,423
I took a course
with him at Harvard.
377
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,459
It's the only "C"
I ever got.
378
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,329
What else do you know?
379
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,765
For a company that's
building a missile base
aimed at China,
380
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:30,369
it sure seems strange
that they opened a
sales office in Shanghai.
381
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:31,637
(CHUCKLES)
382
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,340
Abigail?
383
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,743
I may ask you
one question, okay?
384
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:41,079
All right, but let me
ask you one first, okay?
385
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,381
Okay.
386
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,916
If you let me
handle this case,
387
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,250
I'm not going to
charge you anything
388
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,718
because I know you
don't have any money.
389
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:50,455
But if I win, you've
got to tell everybody
my fee was $25,000.
390
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,090
Is that fair?
391
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,727
Yes Abigail. $25,000
is more than fair.
392
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,262
Good.
393
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,598
Now I can let you in on
some of the heavy stuff.
394
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:03,769
Dunbar contributed over
half-million dollars to the
Nixon re-election slush fund.
395
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,939
And last week,
they fired one of
their vice-presidents
396
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,140
when he announced
over lunch
397
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,776
TWA Flight 527,
Chicago to New York,
398
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,911
that he was
divorcing his wife,
399
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,446
and coming out of the
closet with one of the
boys from the mail room.
400
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:15,948
(LAUGHING)
401
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,283
Now do you think
Dunbar's position
can be shaken
402
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,752
and if so,
specifically how?
403
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,054
Specifically?
Mmm-hmm.
404
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:23,956
$23 and 19 cents.
405
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,491
Go on.
406
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:30,796
I purchased one share
of Dunbar common stock
in your name yesterday.
407
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,565
Congratulations,
you're now a shareholder
408
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,135
in the 29th
largest corporation
in the United States.
409
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,470
I would've
given you an "A".
410
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,873
Yeah? Thanks.
Taxi!
411
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,645
Dulles Airport,
please.
412
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:49,848
ROGER: Where are we going?
413
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,850
ABIGAIL: Philadelphia.
414
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,185
You don't wanna
go home and pack?
415
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,453
What for?
416
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,488
Well, we might want
to stay over or something.
417
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,091
You might want
a change of under things.
418
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:02,928
(CHUCKLING)
Roger, this is 1979.
419
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,297
1979, you don't change
your under things?
420
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,299
No, I mean
I don't wear any.
421
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,838
Can I continue?
422
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,207
So, we go there
and we talk
to the Dunbar people.
423
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,442
I mean, we know
where they stand
on their public image.
424
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,311
Before we try
and legally enjoin them,
425
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,113
maybe we can somehow...
426
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,515
Oh, Roger.
427
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,784
Do you think you
could stop thinking
about the fact
428
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,620
that there's a girl sitting
next to you who's not
wearing any under things,
429
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,856
and listen to me?
I was listening.
430
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,659
Before, we, uh,
"legally enjoin them..."
431
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:36,328
We'll tell them
that it's bad
public relations
432
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:39,531
to completely wipe out
an endangered species.
433
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,900
Maybe we can embarrass
them into convincing
the military
434
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,836
to move their base
a little to the north
or to the south.
435
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,605
It's worth a try.
436
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,741
What do you sleep in?
437
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:56,048
(CHUCKLING) Jeez!
438
00:21:56,081 --> 00:22:01,687
Uh, driver, could you make
a left at the next light?
28 Vermont Avenue.
439
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,422
Where we going?
Won't we miss the plane?
440
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:07,359
Um, we'll take a train.
441
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:10,996
I wore this outfit for you,
but I think, for them,
we should look a little more
442
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,831
respectable, don't you?
We?
443
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:14,332
I don't look respectable?
444
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,635
You look stuffy.
There's a difference.
445
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,239
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
446
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:24,176
This is terrific.
Just terrific.
447
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,611
It's amazing the
kind of work you can
do under pressure.
448
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,748
I mean usually
I take like a week
to prepare a lecture.
449
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:33,585
This is... This is gonna
embarrass them, that's it,
embarrass them
450
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:37,255
You know, I once thought
I was in love with
a man from Philadelphia?
451
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,791
Oh, yeah?
I almost married him.
452
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:42,594
Can you imagine
marrying a man
from Philadelphia?
453
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:44,930
(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
454
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:49,434
His favorite television shows
were the
Dating Game
and
Tom Snyder.
455
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,603
What we should do
when we... When we
get into the station,
456
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,038
we should telephone
them right away.
457
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,806
Telephone them and make
an appointment with them.
458
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,476
When we'd go to a restaurant
and he'd order a steak,
459
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:01,480
the waiter would say,
"How would you like your
steak?" He'd say, "Mooing".
460
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:02,948
Was it mooing.?
461
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:06,418
I tried for three months
to get him to say very rare,
462
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,653
but he would
still say "mooing".
463
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,423
And then he'd make
a sound like a cow right
there in the restaurant.
464
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,458
(LAUGHING)
465
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:16,161
You know, if we're lucky,
we could probably get it
all done this afternoon.
466
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,562
Let's stick our luggage
in a luggage locker,
467
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,464
we don't have
to rent a motel.
468
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,135
You know, I just wanna
tell you something.
469
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,803
Uh-huh.
470
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,605
As you get to know
me better, you're just...
471
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:30,909
You're gonna find that
I am really a lot more
human than I appear to be.
472
00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,944
I mean, as a woman.
473
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:37,482
I am not dependent,
but I am vulnerable.
474
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,520
What's that
supposed to mean?
475
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:44,689
It means I just got
horny sitting next to you.
476
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:45,991
It's the train.
477
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,659
The train?
478
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:50,362
Yeah, the train.
Vibrations.
479
00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:54,533
(IMITATING TRAIN ENGINE
CHUGGING)
480
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,334
Oh?
481
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,036
(LAUGHING)
That's what it is.
482
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:16,154
(INAUDIBLE)
483
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,163
(INAUDIBLE)
484
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:41,313
MAN: So this is Dawson Bay
as it would appear today.
485
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:47,085
As you can see,
blue skies mountains,
green hills river, beach.
486
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:50,689
Nice, but, uh,
a little ho-hum.
487
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,924
Now, out of
that wilderness
488
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:56,027
is Dunbar's projected
community of the future
489
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:58,597
which I think
is very exciting.
490
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:02,400
He have homes here
now running from 49,999
491
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:05,737
to 79,999.
492
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:09,908
Depending upon the location,
the view, the extras,
the cul-de-sacs,
493
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,711
uh, the sewers
are part of the package.
494
00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:15,280
Uh, well, let me go
straight to my favorite part.
495
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,616
On the north-east edge
of the town here, you see,
496
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:21,386
that will be the largest
shopping center in the State.
497
00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,488
Now I think that's pretty
exciting, don't you?
498
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,391
We, um...
499
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,593
What did you say
your business was?
500
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:29,928
I'm a teacher.
501
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,464
Teacher.
502
00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:35,634
There are the
elementary schools.
503
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,603
And as you can
see they're only
a half a mile apart,
504
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:40,105
and we planned
that intentionally
505
00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:42,741
to avoid any kind of
future busing problems,
506
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:47,445
not that we anticipate any
with the price of the homes,
you know what I mean.
507
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,481
Isn't that
wonderful, honey?
508
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:50,682
(CHUCKLES)
509
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:53,652
Here is the high school.
510
00:25:56,955 --> 00:26:01,059
That should illuminate,
uh, there it is.
511
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:04,262
That's been
approved by the, uh,
Board of Education.
512
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,431
Uh, little lady,
how about you?
513
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:08,500
Are you a housewife
or homemaker?
514
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,101
(CHUCKLING) I hate
that word, "housewife".
515
00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,504
(CHUCKLING)
I'm a lawyer.
516
00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:13,972
A lawyer?
517
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:16,775
Oh, my gosh, that must be
very Interesting work.
518
00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:20,979
Well, uh, it's just
something to keep me busy
until I have some kids.
519
00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,647
As God intended. Yes.
520
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:27,519
Yeah, here's, uh...
Here's the
professional building.
521
00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:30,622
Now we have 16 offices
still available in this one.
522
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:34,125
You must stop killing
the Chowala Seals
in Dawson Bay.
523
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,428
Excuse me?
524
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:39,664
He said you must stop
killing Chowala
seals in Dawson Bay.
525
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,302
This Dawson Bay?
526
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:46,705
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
527
00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:56,648
Sorry, Harold,
I mean, please.
528
00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,783
Bob. See, to
tell you the truth,
529
00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:01,186
I didn't know
any animals
were being killed.
530
00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:04,289
Five nights a week
for the past two weeks.
531
00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:07,459
In another 10 hours,
they'll be at it
again up there.
532
00:27:07,492 --> 00:27:09,861
No, no, they won't
and I can promise you that.
533
00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:12,731
They'll be no more seals
getting their heads
bashed in at Dawson.
534
00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,065
Are you serious?
Oh, yeah.
535
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:15,533
Oh, God, thank you.
536
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:17,669
That's...
That's inhuman.
Baseball bats?
537
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:20,872
Baseball bats...
To me that's cruel.
538
00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:22,407
I think what they're
gonna have to do
is come up with
539
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,409
a more humane way
of disposing of them.
540
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:27,645
Here let me get you
another drink.
Sydney.
541
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,714
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
542
00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:32,751
You don't understand,
it's not how they're
killed that matters,
543
00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:34,586
it's that they're
being killed at all,
you dumb bastard.
544
00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:36,321
Roger, not here,
not here. They're are
too many witnesses.
545
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:38,356
It doesn't matter
I gotta make this
asshole understand.
546
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,425
You've gotta stop
killing the seals.
547
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,894
You, now. You're
breaking the law.
548
00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:44,095
I'm not killing anything.
549
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:46,264
Well, your company is,
you dumb son-of-a-bitch.
550
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,832
Two Scotch
on the rocks and...
551
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,534
What'll you
have, Daiquiri?
You must stop them.
552
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:51,569
What?
Stop them.
553
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,171
I can't do that I don't
make decisions like that.
554
00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:54,873
Well, then take me
to somebody who does,
555
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,174
the President,
the Vice-President,
somebody.
556
00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:58,076
The President
or the Vice-President,
557
00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,245
they happen to be unavailable.
Well, when will
they be available?
558
00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:01,746
I don't know. They're in
a Stockholder's meeting
today or tomorrow.
559
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,581
Where?
Stockholders, Roger,
that's even better.
560
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:04,783
Why?
561
00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:06,885
Because you're
a stockholder,
remember?
562
00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,720
Oh, God!
Oh, yeah.
563
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,555
Thank you Tom,
come on Roger,
let's get outta here.
564
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:13,091
I'm really sorry,
I'm not a violent person.
565
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,093
Yep, yeah.
Uh, no, forget it.
566
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:16,694
We'll just call it
a fun afternoon and forget
the whole thing.
567
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,096
We have to do it
again sometime.
568
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:19,931
Yeah, really, yeah.
Come on, Roger.
569
00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:21,633
Next time, I'll
wear a turtleneck.
570
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:40,485
(KNOCKS)
571
00:28:41,853 --> 00:28:43,655
ROGER: Abigail?
ABIGAIL: Come in.
572
00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:47,325
Here's the presentation
for tomorrow...
Oh, you're in bed.
573
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:52,564
You noticed.
Well, that's a beginning.
574
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:55,333
Well, you wanted
to read it? What do you
want me to do with it?
575
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,669
You could make it
into a paper airplane
576
00:28:57,702 --> 00:29:02,073
and sail it over here
to me or you could
take five giant steps
577
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:04,909
and hand it to me,
or I could hop over
to you and get it.
578
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:08,346
Oh, I can't do that,
I tied my ankles together
with a pair of shoelaces.
579
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,448
Oh, yeah?
580
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,350
Well, you see it's a
promise I made to my
mother when I left home.
581
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:15,620
You know, just in case
an insane rapist should
break through the door
582
00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:17,222
and want to have
his way with me.
583
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,426
Now the shoelaces
will prevent that, eh?
584
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,561
Unless he decides
to turn me over.
585
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,008
You can sit on the bed.
586
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,610
Oh, that's
all right, Abigail.
587
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,278
Oh, come on Roger.
588
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:41,713
Didn't your
mother tell you,
589
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:44,315
you actually had
to touch a girl
to get that disease?
590
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:48,186
That's it, we're engaged.
591
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,554
(LAUGHS)
592
00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:53,124
You wanna know something?
593
00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,026
You wanna know
when you liberated people
594
00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,961
will truly be liberated
for the first time?
595
00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:58,830
The real breakthrough?
596
00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,733
When you finally
realize that your pussy
597
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:03,968
is not the most
important part
of you to a man.
598
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:09,807
It's terrific and all that,
but it's not the most
important thing, huh?
599
00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:12,177
I know you know it
up there in your head.
600
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:14,913
But when you finally
realize it in your gut,
601
00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:19,184
that's when you'll be
rid of all that poison
your mommy fed you.
602
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,786
Go on, read it.
603
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:31,596
You know what'd
really make that
presentation work?
604
00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:37,101
If those people could
just see the photographs
that Peter took.
605
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,871
I should've had them
blown up, that's what
I should've done.
606
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:42,707
What time is it?
1:15.
607
00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:48,713
What're you doing?
608
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,283
I'm gonna get you
your blow-up.
609
00:30:57,922 --> 00:31:00,725
Hello, Marty,
did I wake you?
610
00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:01,960
(CHUCKLING)
611
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:03,328
Good.
612
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,631
What do you mean
who is this?
613
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:10,101
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
614
00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,937
(LAUGHING)
615
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,408
I knew you'd remember.
616
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,345
It's still a record?
617
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:22,580
Oh, thank you.
618
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:28,319
Listen, Marty, I need
a favor desperately
by tomorrow morning.
619
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:30,488
Yeah.
620
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,024
Good.
621
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,128
Well, I'll be over
in five minutes.
622
00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:38,896
Why did you
hang up for?
623
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:41,232
Uh, I just remembered
I can't let him
help me, damn it!
624
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,934
Why not?
625
00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:45,970
That great lecture
you just gave me
on women's sexuality...
626
00:31:46,004 --> 00:31:48,606
Oh, I feel so
inferior again.
627
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,908
What're you talking about?
628
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,409
(SIGHS)
629
00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:54,112
Well,
630
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:57,115
instead of using my brains
to get poor Marty out of bed
631
00:31:57,148 --> 00:32:01,419
at 1:00 in the morning,
I used my, uh...
632
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:03,288
I can't even say the word.
633
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:07,759
(SOFTLY) Pussy, pussy.
634
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,761
Pussy, pussy,
pussy, pussy.
635
00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:11,829
(GASPS)
Pussy.
636
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,931
Go on, call him back.
637
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:14,966
Pussy.
638
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,869
(LAUGHING)
639
00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:22,373
Oh, Roger.
640
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,512
You're so easy.
641
00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:31,683
Just if I can be
permitted to speak
without interference.
642
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:33,518
Well, yeah, um,
that's, uh...
643
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:36,120
That's guaranteed
under the bylaws of the
corporation anyway.
644
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:38,323
Any stockholder...
Excuse me. Bob.
645
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,292
Hey, Thomas.
Good morning.
646
00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:42,894
Good Morning
to you. I'm fine.
How are you, sir?
647
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:44,796
I'd like you to meet
Professor Roger Keller.
648
00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:47,131
This is the President
of the Company,
this is Bob Ralston.
649
00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,133
It's a pleasure,
Roger, a pleasure.
650
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,668
Tom was filling me
in this morning
651
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,837
about this seal
business up at Dawson.
652
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,806
And he told me
how strongly
you felt about it.
653
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,908
I'm... I'm really
embarrassed about that.
654
00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:59,043
The problem is,
I had no idea
655
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,479
what was going on
up there, no idea at all.
656
00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:04,315
Well, Bob, Roger
would like to say a
few words about that
657
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,751
at the meeting
this morning but he's
a little bit concerned
658
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:08,653
that somebody
might do something
to prevent it.
659
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,154
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
Prevent it? No, no.
660
00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:11,923
On the contrary, we want
to hear all about it,
661
00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:14,392
the complete
story, Rog.
Right.
662
00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:15,927
Let's bring it
out in the open,
where it belongs.
663
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,662
Right?
Right.
664
00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:20,531
That's wonderful.
Okay, I gotta run.
See you inside, Rog.
665
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,700
Tom.
Oh, right
behind you, Bob.
666
00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:34,746
I thought you'd
never get here.
667
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:36,214
We had trouble mounting.
668
00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:37,715
Uh, the damn picture on
the cardboard, glue, uh...
669
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,217
I know what she means.
670
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:42,253
Roger, this is Marty.
Marty, this is
Professor Roger Keller.
671
00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:44,255
Hi, Marty,
this is just wonderful.
672
00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:45,757
I don't know how
to thank you for it.
673
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:48,726
I already
did years ago.
I'm sure you did.
674
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:53,765
ROGER: Thiscompany does whatyou say it must do,
675
00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:56,467
because you ownthis company.
676
00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:59,771
It's your decision.
677
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,240
I've said all I haveto say, you've seenthe photographs,
678
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:03,608
you know whathappens up there.
679
00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:05,943
The rest is up to your ownindividual consciousness.
680
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,413
Thank you.
681
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:09,914
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
682
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:21,659
I move that we,in all possible haste
683
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:25,963
suspend operationson Dawson Bay project
684
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,666
until somemethod is devised
685
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:33,604
to support and savethese remaining seals.
686
00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,843
ROGER: Could I havea seconder for that?
687
00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:41,512
Professor?Professor, please.
688
00:34:43,047 --> 00:34:44,048
(SIGHS)
689
00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:50,455
I, I think we all agree that
690
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:54,192
that was a verymoving presentationby Professor Keller.
691
00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:57,628
Unfortunately, though,we are not here today
692
00:34:57,662 --> 00:34:59,664
to vote on any resolutions.
693
00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:02,500
As a matter of fact,
694
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:05,603
that's forbiddenby the bylawsof the corporation.
695
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:09,440
Any such action,unless previouslyprovided for by...
696
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:12,376
Unless it is underextraordinary conditions,Mr. Dickerson.
697
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:15,713
Page 64, paragraph 4.
698
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:17,882
Where life is at risk,a vote may be taken
699
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,618
on a motion on the floorby any stockholder.
700
00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:23,020
Its right herein your pamphlet.
701
00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:24,655
(ALL APPLAUDING)
702
00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:29,794
That's human life,Miss Adams.
703
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,162
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
704
00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:33,197
You are all part ofthe conspiracyto help destroy
705
00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:35,833
(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
these poor
706
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:39,470
Miss Adams,in as much as you arenot a stockholder here,
707
00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:41,506
I'm going to have to ask youto relinquish the microphone.
708
00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:43,007
I will not relinquishthe microphone.
709
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,342
I am a legal representativeof the stockholder...
710
00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:45,576
You're all
a bunch of murderers.
711
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,912
She's right,
you're all monsters.
712
00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:49,547
(ALL SHOUTING)
713
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,482
You're breakingthe law for a few bucks.
714
00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:53,918
Right on.
I'm with you Francis.
715
00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:56,254
Uh, my name is Henry,
not Francis.
716
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:59,757
My wife's name is Francis.
I'm wearing her pin
because I lost mine.
717
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:01,526
She's gone
shopping today.
Oh.
718
00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:04,662
And if that guard
touches that girl
719
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,998
I'm coming up
on that platform
720
00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:08,933
to give you
a couple of black eyes.
721
00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:10,434
(CROWD CHEERING)
722
00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:11,769
(LOUD APPLAUSE)
723
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,409
Ladies and gentlemen.
724
00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:23,414
Ladies and gentlemen, please,we have a lot to do today.
725
00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:26,150
Ladies and gentlemen,could I have yourattention, please?
726
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:29,120
Guard, that'snot necessary.
727
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,591
The, uh, charming ladydoes have a point.
728
00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:38,796
Tom, you have to admitthat she is charming, now.
729
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:41,766
Well, I don'tthink anyone'squestioning that, Bob.
730
00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:43,301
Now, we must not...
731
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,770
We must not quibbleabout technicalities,
732
00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,139
not with family.
733
00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:51,375
Now, obviously,something importantis at stake here, Tom,
734
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:56,414
and I think,I think, we shouldhave a vote on it.
735
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:57,715
MAN: All right.
736
00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,484
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
737
00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:02,753
Please, now,would the...
738
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:05,423
Would the grey-hairedgentleman at table four,
739
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:07,425
please repeatyour motion?
740
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:10,261
Thank you.
741
00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:12,430
I move that wein all possible haste
742
00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:16,100
suspend operationsat the Dawson Bay Project
743
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:19,303
until at least somemethod is devised
744
00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:22,640
to protect the sealsthat are still there.
745
00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,875
(PEOPLE AGREEING)
746
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,581
If I may...
747
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:33,184
If I may, I wouldlike very much tosecond this motion.
748
00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:34,485
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
749
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,995
A motion has beenmade and secondedthat we suspend
750
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:46,764
operations on theDawson Bay Project
751
00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,933
until such time thata method is devised
752
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:51,602
to protect theremaining seals.
753
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,604
All those in favorsay, "Aye".
754
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:54,805
ALL: Aye!
755
00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,342
All those opposed?
756
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,045
(ALL APPLAUDING)
757
00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:18,829
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
758
00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,503
My name is...
759
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:28,939
My name isRalph Henry Emerson.
760
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:34,879
There are 280 million sharesof Dunbar common stock,
761
00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,416
and I hold the proxies
762
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:42,953
to 279,990,117 of them.
763
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,190
And my vote is no.
764
00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:49,160
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
765
00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:52,096
Motion to suspendoperations on theDawson Bay Project
766
00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:53,764
is herewith voted down.
767
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:56,701
(PEOPLE SHOUTING ANGRILY)
768
00:38:56,734 --> 00:39:00,404
The next orderof business is the, uh,
769
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:04,909
proposed increasein the stock optionsof the executives.
770
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,578
That, um of coursewill be followed
771
00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:13,117
by the complimentarychicken a la king luncheon
772
00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:17,121
with the iced teaand fruit cup.
773
00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:20,458
(TRAIN ENGINE CHUGGING)
774
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,060
ABIGAIL: That was
a wonderful speech
you gave.
775
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,066
You know,
776
00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:32,236
it's too bad
it isn't 40 years ago,
777
00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:35,539
'cause then when
they made the movie
on bachelor life,
778
00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,341
Jimmy Stewart
could have played you.
779
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,312
Mmm, I love
malamar cookies.
780
00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:46,317
Would you like me
to keep quiet?
781
00:39:48,486 --> 00:39:49,987
Yes, please.
782
00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:57,962
It's not me, is it?
783
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,631
No, no. It isn't you.
784
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:11,609
I forgot, I've got
a racquet ball game
tomorrow afternoon
785
00:40:11,642 --> 00:40:13,144
with Tom, James...
786
00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:14,478
In Juno?
787
00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:22,787
And I'm supposed
to go to Canton, Ohio.
788
00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:35,199
Abigail, I've got
something I'd like
to talk to you about.
789
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:39,770
I don't think
I wanna hear it.
790
00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:41,272
I don't think
we can beat them.
791
00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:44,141
I think they're
too powerful,
792
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:49,180
too glib, and
amoral and elusive.
793
00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:53,617
Roger, Roger.
No, there is
gotta be a way.
794
00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:55,719
There's gotta be some
legal loophole somewhere
795
00:40:55,753 --> 00:41:00,057
that we can hang them with.
I know we can find that.
796
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:03,694
Besides, how can you
cop out on a fight
like this now?
797
00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:05,763
We've been only
at it for five days.
798
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:09,567
Did you know that
it took 50 years
to enforce the law
799
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,969
that enabled the blacks
to vote in Alabama.
800
00:41:12,002 --> 00:41:14,905
Seventy-five.
Seventy-five,
excuse me.
801
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,308
Did you see
Roots?
802
00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:19,243
Wasn't it great?
I hated it.
803
00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:20,678
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
804
00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:29,787
Abigail, I'm gonna
have to go back.
805
00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:35,092
Roger, I can't
let you do that.
806
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:39,430
No, I have to Abigail,
there's no point
in me staying.
807
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:45,870
It's just a waste
of the university's money.
808
00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:49,440
I've overestimated
myself a bit.
809
00:41:57,381 --> 00:41:58,849
ROGER: No more,
I'm exhausted.
810
00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:00,050
I'll talk to you
in the morning.
811
00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:03,420
No, Roger,
let's talk now.
812
00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:09,293
Get all the
bags out, will you?
813
00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:11,896
ABIGAIL: They'll laugh
you out of Alaska if
you go back now.
814
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:14,265
Come on.
I mean it, Roger.
815
00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,300
If you quit while
there's even one
seal alive up there,
816
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:19,703
you'll never be able
to face a classroom
of law students again.
817
00:42:19,737 --> 00:42:21,272
Mr. Keller.
818
00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:23,807
They've been calling you
every hour from Alaska.
819
00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:25,109
Okay, well,
when they call back,
820
00:42:25,142 --> 00:42:27,945
I'll take it
upstairs in my room.
821
00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:31,215
Mr. Paxton, this
is Abigail Adams,
my attorney
822
00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:33,584
and we're going
upstairs to talk.
823
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:35,452
I want to believe you.
824
00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:41,926
(PHONE RINGING)
Believe me, Roger,
I know I'm right.
825
00:42:41,959 --> 00:42:43,827
Yeah, sure.
826
00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:45,529
Hello.
827
00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:48,232
Yeah, Mr. Paxton.
828
00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:50,634
Yeah, put him on,
please. Thank you.
829
00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,772
Hello, Peter.
830
00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:07,184
You're putting
my face on every
telephone pole in Juno.
831
00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:09,153
(CHUCKLES)
832
00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:10,854
Oh, yeah.
I know, I know.
833
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:14,692
Yeah, I'm...
Sure, I don't mind
being a hero.
834
00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:18,495
No, no. I'm not
surprised at all
835
00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:20,497
at the kind of
support you get
from the town.
836
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:23,600
We just came back from
a stockholder's meeting
837
00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:25,169
at Dunbar in Philadelphia.
838
00:43:25,202 --> 00:43:26,804
Yeah, in Philadelphia.
839
00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:29,273
And we got just
incredible support
840
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:31,175
from the stockholder's
who were there.
841
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,945
Well, no, no.
I don't think you could
842
00:43:34,979 --> 00:43:38,115
exactly say it was
a fait accompli.
843
00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:39,717
Peter, no.
844
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,052
No, there's some
stuff to be done here.
845
00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:46,123
A parade?
846
00:43:46,156 --> 00:43:50,694
No. No, I don't think
I'm going to be able
to get back for that.
847
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,863
No...
848
00:43:52,896 --> 00:43:54,732
Well, I would
love to if I could,
849
00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:56,233
but I think probably
the work here
850
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:57,368
is gonna take
a little bit longer.
851
00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:01,672
And a rally, okay, good.
That's wonderful.
852
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:06,610
That's really, uh...
It's really heartening,
that kind of support.
853
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:10,547
Yeah.
854
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:12,850
Yeah.
855
00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:14,385
Okay, thank you.
856
00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:20,357
Yeah, all power to you,
too, Peter. Thank you.
857
00:44:22,259 --> 00:44:24,028
See, wasn't I right?
858
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,669
I should've
listened to you.
859
00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:34,938
You should do
a lot of things.
860
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:36,707
Yeah.
861
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:45,482
Like what?
862
00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:49,953
Kiss me.
863
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:05,769
Oh!
What's the matter?
864
00:45:05,803 --> 00:45:07,237
It was nice.
865
00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:10,941
It was.
866
00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:14,778
I thought you
had a sexy mouth,
but I wasn't sure.
867
00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:17,314
Mmm, you have
a very sexy mouth.
868
00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:19,116
I do?
Hmm.
869
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:26,590
Abigail, once
I get started, I'm not
a robot, you know...
870
00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:30,861
I know, I know, I know,
you're an animal,
I know, I know.
871
00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:36,100
Now, I better go home.
872
00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:39,136
You are home, Roger.
This is your home.
873
00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:41,271
Yeah.
874
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,273
What's the matter, Roger?
875
00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:47,644
Are you afraid that sex
will compromise our
fiduciary relationship?
876
00:45:50,347 --> 00:45:52,783
Now, shall I
lock the door?
877
00:45:52,816 --> 00:45:55,018
Would you like
to live dangerously?
878
00:45:58,455 --> 00:46:00,124
You do remember how,
don't you?
879
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:04,661
I think so.
880
00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:09,767
I'm sure that if we
turn out the lights
881
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,835
and lie down,
everything will work out.
882
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:17,007
Abigail,
883
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,144
can I ask you one thing
before we start?
Hmm?
884
00:46:21,545 --> 00:46:22,546
Is it okay?
885
00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:26,817
You know what I mean,
is it gonna be okay?
886
00:46:26,850 --> 00:46:30,120
I didn't bring
any precaution.
887
00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:32,089
(CHUCKLING)
I don't believe this.
888
00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:36,260
Roger, I've been
on the pill for six years.
889
00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:38,395
Which pill?
890
00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:40,697
Which pill?
The birth control pill.
891
00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:44,201
What color?
892
00:46:44,234 --> 00:46:45,702
Blue.
893
00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:49,406
Blue is 93%
effective, Abigail.
Roger.
894
00:46:49,439 --> 00:46:51,241
No, I'm serious,
895
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:54,044
I mean if you want to take
the risk for 7%...
I do, I do, I do.
896
00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:58,315
Just one more
thing, Abigail.
897
00:46:58,348 --> 00:47:02,419
If it really is feeling
nice and terrific for you,
will you tell me?
898
00:47:02,452 --> 00:47:04,454
Oh, yeah.
Will you say "10"?
899
00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:10,127
And if it's
really the pits,
will you say "0"?
900
00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:16,400
And anything in-between,
901
00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:18,035
will you kind of
grade it and scale it.
902
00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:21,071
You're putting me on,
aren't you?
903
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,741
Or aren't you?
904
00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:28,946
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, you are so rotten.
905
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:32,049
Lie back on that pillow.
906
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:33,250
What?
907
00:47:33,283 --> 00:47:37,020
I said, put your butt
on that pillow.
908
00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:40,824
Jesus, what is it
about me. I always
attract all the weirdoes.
909
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:43,594
I guess I deserved it.
910
00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:44,962
You deserved it.
911
00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:48,799
Lie back.
912
00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:55,472
You awake?
Mmm-hmm.
913
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,107
I just realized
something.
914
00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:59,743
I knew, you
forgot to thank me.
You're welcome.
915
00:48:02,112 --> 00:48:07,251
The Endangered Species Act
was only passed in 1975.
916
00:48:07,284 --> 00:48:10,087
What protected
the Chowala Seals
up until then?
917
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,722
I mean, if they
weren't killed off,
918
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:14,391
that means either nobody
wanted to kill them,
919
00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:19,329
or there was some
law protecting them
with a statute somewhere.
920
00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:20,931
We'll find it.
921
00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:23,166
Let's go to the
Library of Congress
tomorrow and find out.
922
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,501
Dynamite.
923
00:48:24,534 --> 00:48:26,169
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
924
00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:31,141
Like the idea?
Mmm-hmm.
925
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:33,543
I thought you would.
926
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:42,853
Goodnight.
927
00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:46,189
Goodnight?
928
00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:51,695
Now, I finally know
what it's like
to be married.
929
00:48:51,728 --> 00:48:53,030
What?
930
00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:54,064
Nothing.
931
00:48:57,034 --> 00:49:00,170
Do you want your
other pillow back?
932
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:03,106
Yeah, toss it over, will you?
933
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:06,043
No, come and get it.
934
00:49:17,821 --> 00:49:19,790
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
935
00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:21,291
Roger, Roger,
sorry about this.
Oh!
936
00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:22,793
But there's something
wrong with the bathtub.
937
00:49:22,826 --> 00:49:23,961
There's
someone at the door.
PAXTON: Professor Keller.
938
00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:25,128
Oh, God.
It's Mr. Paxton,
939
00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:26,963
quick, under
the bed and hide.
940
00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:30,701
Hide?
Roger, this is 1980,
this is ridiculous.
941
00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:34,771
Just as I thought,
disorder in the court.
942
00:49:35,672 --> 00:49:37,774
You lied to me,
both of you.
943
00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:42,045
Doesn't anybody
in the world
know how to read?
944
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:44,047
Welcome to the YWCA.
945
00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,752
(ABIGAIL CHUCKLING)
946
00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:49,986
Did you know it's
against the law
947
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:52,122
to eat a live chicken
in New Jersey?
948
00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:56,226
What's happening
in your part
of the country?
949
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,264
"Stokely v.the State of Wyoming."
950
00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:05,435
"Appellate Court,
May 6th,1915,
951
00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:08,405
"Judge Herbert
L. Danzig presiding.
952
00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:10,273
"Any person or persons
953
00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:14,745
"killing a buffalo
using a canon,
a machine gun,
954
00:50:14,778 --> 00:50:17,247
"or any other
such automatic weapon,
955
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,716
"is subject to
a $5 fine,
956
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:23,720
"or five days
in jail, or both."
957
00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:26,690
God bless Judge Danzig.
If it weren't
for men like him,
958
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:29,393
most of the buffalo
in this country
would be gone by now.
959
00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:30,594
(BOTH LAUGHING)
960
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,097
Let's take
a lunch break.
961
00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:41,471
You are fantastic.
962
00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:50,914
Do you know
it's against the law
to do what we just did
963
00:50:50,947 --> 00:50:54,084
in 37 states,
Puerto Rico, and
the Panama Canal Zone.
964
00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:55,419
(LAUGHING)
965
00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:02,859
It was good, huh?
966
00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:09,399
It was the complete
works of Henry Miller
condensed into five minutes.
967
00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:10,434
(GIGGLING)
968
00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:13,804
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
969
00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:17,641
You're welcome.
970
00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:23,613
That's the second time
you've said that.
971
00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:25,382
You're welcome
for what exactly?
972
00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:28,518
I don't believe it.
973
00:51:28,552 --> 00:51:31,321
How many times...
How many times did you?
974
00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:33,957
I don't know.
975
00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:35,792
I don't know.
I don't count.
976
00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,327
Sure you count.
Everybody counts.
977
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,095
Eight, right?
I don't remember.
978
00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:41,364
Eight.
Ten.
979
00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:42,599
Ten?
980
00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:44,468
(GIGGLING)
Ten for you
and one for me?
981
00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:47,704
You're welcome.
Thanks a lot. Terrific.
982
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:49,773
Really, I...
It's amazing.
983
00:51:49,806 --> 00:51:52,509
You have this
brilliantly designed,
984
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:55,111
God-given anatomy
and plumbing
985
00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:57,447
that gives you 10 times
the pleasure it gives me
986
00:51:57,481 --> 00:52:00,016
and you say you're welcome.
987
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:02,185
And it's 1979.
988
00:52:02,219 --> 00:52:04,554
You can admit that
you get as much pleasure
out of it as I do.
989
00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:08,658
What is it with
this mid-Victorian
"You're welcome" bullshit?
990
00:52:08,692 --> 00:52:10,160
Am I right or am I crazy?
991
00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:11,695
No, no, no,
you're right.
992
00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:15,899
You're absolutely right.
I shall never do it again.
993
00:52:15,932 --> 00:52:19,269
Thank you for
straightening out
my head in that area.
994
00:52:22,539 --> 00:52:24,040
You're welcome.
995
00:52:27,544 --> 00:52:30,680
Well, now I have
to admit it was
996
00:52:30,714 --> 00:52:33,049
so far in a way
the very best that...
997
00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:38,788
I would have
to say, thank you.
998
00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,125
You're welcome.
999
00:52:47,063 --> 00:52:51,301
"History of the Hunting
and Gaming Laws
of the State of Georgia."
1000
00:52:53,770 --> 00:52:56,773
One thousand, one hundred
and seventy-two pages.
1001
00:52:58,441 --> 00:53:02,846
Cougar. See convertibles,
hardtops and station wagons.
1002
00:53:02,879 --> 00:53:04,347
I'm sorry I've gone
completely punchy.
1003
00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:05,782
It's my 15th state
since lunch.
1004
00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:07,484
There's gotta be
a quicker way.
1005
00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:10,420
What did you have
in mind?
1006
00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:13,023
Maybe we should split up.
1007
00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:15,425
Tomorrow you stay
with State Laws
in the Library of Congress
1008
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,093
and I'll move
on to treaties.
1009
00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:19,729
After all, if the government
is selling land to Dunbar,
1010
00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:21,031
somebody had to sell it
to the government
1011
00:53:21,064 --> 00:53:22,866
to give away
in the first place.
1012
00:53:22,899 --> 00:53:25,535
Someone or some
group must have
owned it originally,
1013
00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:27,237
probably still do.
1014
00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:31,441
Which brings us up
to the Manitoba Indians
1015
00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:33,510
and the Dawson Bay Treaty.
1016
00:53:34,177 --> 00:53:35,478
Dawson Bay?
1017
00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:37,581
"Let it hereby
be known that on the..."
1018
00:53:39,649 --> 00:53:41,885
Jesus! Mr. Farkus,
come here, quick.
1019
00:53:41,918 --> 00:53:43,486
What's wrong,
Miss Adams?
1020
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,922
Nothing is wrong.
Come over here
and look at this.
1021
00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:47,824
It's a treaty
that cedes Dawson Bay
1022
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:49,659
to the Manitoba
Indian tribe and
their descendents
1023
00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:51,227
in perpetuity.
1024
00:53:51,261 --> 00:53:53,196
Manitoba Indians.
1025
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:55,432
Now, here they are.
1026
00:53:55,465 --> 00:53:58,602
The Manitoba tribe
used to be located
up in this area.
1027
00:53:58,635 --> 00:53:59,803
Used to be.
Where are they now?
1028
00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:02,405
Let's see.
1029
00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:04,941
Well, the Treaty
that you read
in the big book,
1030
00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:08,745
well, it seems that
it was broken in 1894,
1031
00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:10,814
something to do
about a dispute
1032
00:54:10,847 --> 00:54:13,516
between the seal hunters
and the Indians.
1033
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:15,251
Now, here we are.
1034
00:54:15,285 --> 00:54:17,954
"The Manitobas
who were left alive
after the fighting,
1035
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:19,656
"230 of them,
1036
00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:23,326
"were put on
a reservation for their
own protection in 1920."
1037
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,629
Well, which reservation?
How do I get there?
1038
00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:29,599
Ah, well according
to this last letter,
1039
00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:31,434
they're not there anymore.
1040
00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:34,104
"Broke out in 1922
and escaped."
1041
00:54:34,137 --> 00:54:35,538
Government lost track
of them.
1042
00:54:35,572 --> 00:54:37,107
You're kidding,
the government lost track
1043
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:38,642
of 230 Indians?
1044
00:54:38,675 --> 00:54:39,909
Well, not exactly.
1045
00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:43,313
According
to this final report,
1046
00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:45,715
only one of them
escaped in 1922.
1047
00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:47,283
The rest died
on the reservation.
1048
00:54:47,317 --> 00:54:49,686
But there's one left?
Hmm.
1049
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,389
I'm gonna find him.
Mmm-hmm.
1050
00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:54,858
Thank you very much.
Mmm-hmm.
1051
00:54:54,891 --> 00:54:57,627
Thank you
very, very much.
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
1052
00:54:57,661 --> 00:55:00,563
ABIGAIL: All weneed to find is oneManitoban Indian
1053
00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:02,332
since they own the
land by prior treaty,
1054
00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:04,868
we'll slap
a trespassing suit
on Dunbar so fast,
1055
00:55:04,901 --> 00:55:06,536
it'll make their
corporate heads spin.
1056
00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:09,539
How're we gonna
find him? One Indian
in the whole United States!
1057
00:55:09,572 --> 00:55:12,876
What're you gonna do?
An ad in everybody's paper?
1058
00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:14,744
How're we gonna find him?
1059
00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:16,346
There's gotta be
a faster way.
1060
00:55:19,015 --> 00:55:21,418
(EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
1061
00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:23,119
What are you gonna do?
I just thought
of something.
1062
00:55:24,521 --> 00:55:25,989
Oh, no.
1063
00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:27,390
You wait and see.
1064
00:55:27,424 --> 00:55:28,425
(DIALING)
1065
00:55:33,029 --> 00:55:36,266
Hello, David,
did I wake you?
Oh, no.
1066
00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:39,102
You know,
somebody asked me,
1067
00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:42,338
"Ms. Vest, how do you
keep your youth?"
1068
00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:45,608
I said, "Ooh, I send them
a check once a week."
1069
00:55:46,943 --> 00:55:48,545
...and two.
1070
00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:51,414
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1071
00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:52,782
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
1072
00:55:56,052 --> 00:55:57,287
Get the fade
out of your shot,
1073
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,822
give me a
close-up on David.
1074
00:55:59,989 --> 00:56:01,091
You're a big one!
1075
00:56:01,124 --> 00:56:02,258
That was just wonderful!
1076
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,627
Oh, thank you, David.
1077
00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:07,731
Professor Keller
and I were just, uh...
You know Professor Keller?
1078
00:56:07,764 --> 00:56:11,267
Oh, Professor Keller,
you're no relation
to Helen, are you?
1079
00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:12,402
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
No.
1080
00:56:12,435 --> 00:56:14,237
She choreographed my act.
1081
00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:15,905
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Looks it.
1082
00:56:15,939 --> 00:56:17,807
I was just kidding.
1083
00:56:17,841 --> 00:56:20,643
Oh, the professor and I
were just discussing
the plight of the seals
1084
00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:22,612
in his home state.
1085
00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:25,081
Now, Professor,
our staff made some
inquiries this afternoon
1086
00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:26,783
and they made a few calls
1087
00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:28,985
and I think
it was determined
that the air force
1088
00:56:29,018 --> 00:56:32,655
and the Dun...
The Construction Company.
1089
00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:34,390
The Dunbar
Construction Company.
1090
00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:36,292
The Dunbar
Construction Company
have agreed
1091
00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:38,661
to move the seals
to another location.
1092
00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:40,897
But that doesn't make
any difference, see.
1093
00:56:40,930 --> 00:56:42,165
The result would be
the same.
1094
00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:45,268
The seals can only
breed on flat coastline,
1095
00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:47,103
and that place
where they are
1096
00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:48,838
is the only piece
of flat coastline
for 200 miles.
1097
00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:51,341
Can't they do it
on a hill?
1098
00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:53,510
A little slant?
1099
00:56:53,543 --> 00:56:56,012
They breed
once a year, you see.
1100
00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:57,847
They only have one
mating season. Yeah.
MAE: One chance?
1101
00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:01,751
Oh, what a drag.
1102
00:57:01,785 --> 00:57:04,087
For you, maybe,
Craig, but the seals
are quite content.
1103
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,089
Uh, Professor,
you brought some
pictures with you.
1104
00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:08,124
Yes I did.
Why don't we
look at those now.
1105
00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:09,159
Thank you.
1106
00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:14,764
Those are Chowala seals.
1107
00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:18,101
I should say
that they were.
1108
00:57:18,134 --> 00:57:20,036
MAE: Why did they
beat them up so much?
1109
00:57:20,069 --> 00:57:23,706
ROGER: That's
the way that they
exterminate them.
1110
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:25,341
When thosepictures were taken,there were about
1111
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:27,977
a thousandof those sealsin existence.
1112
00:57:28,011 --> 00:57:29,279
Tonight as welook at them,
1113
00:57:29,312 --> 00:57:32,048
there are possibly300 of them.
1114
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:38,154
So, if anyonein the audience tonight
1115
00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:42,625
knows the whereaboutsof the one ManitobanIndian still in existence,
1116
00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:44,561
I would really like itif they could telephone us.
1117
00:57:44,594 --> 00:57:46,396
Is that all right?DAVID: Of course.
1118
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,565
Could you telephone, please,
1119
00:57:48,598 --> 00:57:51,868
Miss Abigail Adamsin Washington, D.C.
1120
00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:57,540
The area code
is 202-962-3701.
1121
00:57:57,574 --> 00:58:01,377
962-3701.
1122
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:02,879
Can they call collect?
1123
00:58:02,912 --> 00:58:04,180
Yeah, sure.
1124
00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:06,282
I know my audience,
that'll help.
1125
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,508
TOM: Hey, Jamie.
Hi, Sally.
Hi, Tom.
1126
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:33,576
Is he up yet?
1127
00:58:33,610 --> 00:58:34,944
Yeah, he's been up
for a long time.
1128
00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:36,312
Okay, good.
1129
00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:40,083
Hi, Jamie.
1130
00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:43,086
SALLY: Now,
don't forget...
1131
00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:45,788
Three thousand
six hundred, six
hundred and nine in all.
1132
00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:47,257
All negative.
1133
00:58:47,290 --> 00:58:50,994
Well, six, uh, 610
counting the one
from my mother.
1134
00:58:52,795 --> 00:58:54,430
All right.
1135
00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:56,866
First Tom, I want you
to organize a
counter-mall campaign.
1136
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,801
I want at least
5,000 of these
1137
00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:00,203
to hit the networks
in the next two weeks.
1138
00:59:00,236 --> 00:59:01,771
Then call Charlie
over at the agency,
1139
00:59:01,804 --> 00:59:03,473
we'll buy us a back page
in the
New York Times
1140
00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:05,642
and I'll write the copy.
And one more thing,
1141
00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:08,411
get on the phone
and tell them to double
the men up at Dawson.
1142
00:59:08,444 --> 00:59:10,914
Let's get it
over and done with
as fast as we can.
1143
00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:12,782
Okay.
1144
00:59:14,183 --> 00:59:15,952
It could be worse.
1145
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:16,986
Yeah.
1146
00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:19,289
Jake.
1147
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,961
Sit down.
1148
00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:30,433
Look, it's your job
to take whatever
steps are necessary
1149
00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:32,001
to protect us here.
1150
00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,636
We'll get on to
it right away.
1151
00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:36,105
We'll set up the camera
in the girl's apartment.
1152
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:37,640
Then we'll bug...
No, no, no.
1153
00:59:38,975 --> 00:59:40,677
Don't tell me.
1154
00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:43,813
I don't want
to hear about it.
1155
00:59:45,448 --> 00:59:47,116
Just, uh...
Just do it.
1156
00:59:49,953 --> 00:59:54,090
And Jake,
find that last
goddamn Indian.
1157
00:59:54,123 --> 00:59:56,359
Hire the entire
Pinkerton Agency,
if you have to
1158
00:59:56,392 --> 00:59:58,695
but, uh, find him.
1159
00:59:58,728 --> 00:59:59,963
Goodbye.
1160
01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:08,604
BOB: Who loves you?
Who loves you?
1161
01:00:08,638 --> 01:00:10,640
Your Daddy loves you.
1162
01:00:13,676 --> 01:00:15,011
Yeah, see you.
1163
01:00:15,044 --> 01:00:16,646
BOB: Not you, dummy.
1164
01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:18,715
TOM: Why don't you
give Louise a call?
1165
01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:21,818
ABIGAIL: Even if
he didn't watch the show,
1166
01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:24,387
somebody who
knows him must have
watched the show.
1167
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:26,656
I can't figure out
why he hasn't telephoned.
1168
01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:29,692
A Manitoban
Indian who escaped
from a reservation
1169
01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:31,494
must know who he is
or that we want him,
1170
01:00:31,527 --> 01:00:35,365
or somebody must
know who he is, and
therefore where he is.
1171
01:00:35,398 --> 01:00:37,066
I have a terrific idea.
1172
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,901
Stanley Nelson works
for the Census Bureau.
1173
01:00:38,935 --> 01:00:40,737
He's an old
friend of mine.
1174
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:42,739
Oh, God.
I'll go see him.
1175
01:00:42,772 --> 01:00:45,308
Why don't you just
wait until we get
back to the office,
1176
01:00:45,341 --> 01:00:47,310
and then telephone him.
I don't want to call
from the office.
1177
01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:50,179
I would not be
surprised if my
phone was being tapped.
1178
01:00:50,213 --> 01:00:51,514
Oh, Abigail.
1179
01:00:51,547 --> 01:00:55,318
Roger, you can't
be so trusting.
1180
01:00:55,351 --> 01:00:57,887
You don't think
they're stupid enough
to tap somebody's phone?
1181
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,289
ABIGAIL: Yes, I do.
I really do.
1182
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:04,927
Another $479
1183
01:01:04,961 --> 01:01:07,830
and 52 cents
in donations.
1184
01:01:07,864 --> 01:01:09,565
You know that's
almost $10,000.
1185
01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:11,567
We should offer
this up as a reward
1186
01:01:11,601 --> 01:01:13,236
for finding the last
Manitoba Indian.
1187
01:01:13,269 --> 01:01:14,404
(PHONE RINGS)
1188
01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:16,572
A. Adams,
Attorney Office.
1189
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:20,276
Yes, ma'am.
1190
01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:25,581
Yes, I wanna help
crippled children too,
1191
01:01:25,615 --> 01:01:29,085
but these are Chowala,
not Easter Seals.
1192
01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:33,423
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you very much.
1193
01:01:33,456 --> 01:01:34,924
No, not at all.
1194
01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,094
Listen.
1195
01:01:38,127 --> 01:01:39,729
My license
has been suspended
1196
01:01:39,762 --> 01:01:42,865
for having a defective
muffler on my
1963 Volkswagen
1197
01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:44,934
which I sold In 1969.
1198
01:01:44,967 --> 01:01:46,469
(PHONE RINGS)
Aw, its gotta be
some kind of...
1199
01:01:46,502 --> 01:01:48,471
A. Adams,
Attorney's Office.
1200
01:01:50,139 --> 01:01:52,475
Suite 1200,
1201
01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:55,411
432 Pennsylvania Avenue,
1202
01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:59,615
Washington, D.C., 21758.
1203
01:02:00,783 --> 01:02:02,118
Thank you.
1204
01:02:02,151 --> 01:02:04,620
"Dear Miss Adams,
an audit of your state taxes
1205
01:02:04,654 --> 01:02:08,858
"for the years of 1976
and 1977 will be
presently forthcoming."
1206
01:02:09,592 --> 01:02:11,160
(PHONE RINGS)
1207
01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:13,162
A. Adams,
Attorney's Office.
1208
01:02:14,931 --> 01:02:16,966
Yes, would you repeat
your name please?
1209
01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:19,702
Xanook.
1210
01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:26,175
And you're a
Manitoban Indian?
1211
01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:30,980
No, no, no, no.
No, please, look,
don't be frightened.
1212
01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:34,984
Nobody will know.
We will be very careful.
1213
01:02:35,017 --> 01:02:38,087
Uh-huh. Yeah, no,
we know the hotel.
1214
01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:40,490
Sure, Room 312,
1215
01:02:40,523 --> 01:02:42,024
and we'll come
around the back.
1216
01:02:42,058 --> 01:02:45,161
No, we have all
the documentation.
1217
01:02:45,194 --> 01:02:47,930
Sure, we'll be there
in about an hour.
1218
01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:49,499
Thank you. Thank you.
1219
01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:51,367
(EXCLAIMING)
1220
01:03:02,845 --> 01:03:05,548
ABIGAIL: He said
around the back. He said
use the back stairs.
1221
01:03:11,721 --> 01:03:13,055
I don't want to read this.
1222
01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:14,490
You have to read them.
1223
01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,492
Why, what for?
1224
01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:21,631
After what the white man
did to my people f
or over 200 years?
1225
01:03:21,664 --> 01:03:25,935
You know, my
great-grandfather
was Geronimo.
1226
01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:30,006
I thought
Geronimo was Apache.
1227
01:03:30,773 --> 01:03:32,308
Half.
1228
01:03:32,341 --> 01:03:34,577
My great-uncle
was Jim Thorpe.
1229
01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:39,081
Now you know,
what the White people
did to Jim Thorpe.
1230
01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:42,985
They took away
his Olympic gold
medals in the film.
1231
01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:46,022
Yeah, but that was because
he played pro-baseball.
1232
01:03:46,055 --> 01:03:47,857
That wasn't because
he wasn't an Indian.
Oh, really?
1233
01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:50,760
You think that they would
humiliate Pete Rose
that same way?
1234
01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:52,695
Probably, if he'd
broken the rules.
1235
01:03:52,728 --> 01:03:54,931
But there are
two sets of rules.
There's the rules.
1236
01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:56,766
Do you think
you two could...
1237
01:03:56,799 --> 01:03:58,100
The rules, the rules,
for my people.
1238
01:03:58,134 --> 01:03:59,435
(CHUCKLES) Oh.
1239
01:03:59,468 --> 01:04:00,736
Could you sign?
1240
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,004
This petition states...
1241
01:04:02,038 --> 01:04:04,407
Hey, look, I told you,
1242
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,108
there's really
no need to explain.
1243
01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:10,313
I really love what
you people are doing.
1244
01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:17,019
(HUMMING)
1245
01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:18,921
Give me the pen.
1246
01:04:18,955 --> 01:04:21,691
Yeah, I got a pen here.
1247
01:04:21,724 --> 01:04:23,726
There's six places
I marked where
you should sign.
1248
01:04:23,759 --> 01:04:25,461
(TV PLAYING)
1249
01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:31,400
(ON TV) Perrier,the biggest thirst quencher.
1250
01:04:31,434 --> 01:04:35,538
Stay away from thosesugar-loaded soft drinksthat only add pounds
1251
01:04:35,571 --> 01:04:36,806
to your hips.
1252
01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:38,541
Ask for...
1253
01:04:38,574 --> 01:04:40,276
Son-of-a-bitch
I'm gonna kill you.
1254
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:45,248
No Roger, don't Roger.
Please don't hurt me.
I'm an actor Don't hurt me.
1255
01:04:45,281 --> 01:04:46,849
They hired me
to play an Indian.
1256
01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:51,354
It's true. $500.
1257
01:04:54,357 --> 01:04:57,660
Hey, wait, wait.
I got a great idea.
1258
01:04:57,693 --> 01:04:59,662
If I promise not to
tell them,
1259
01:04:59,695 --> 01:05:03,266
that you found
me out, then I get
to keep the $500
1260
01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:05,668
and you get to
keep looking
for the real Indian
1261
01:05:05,701 --> 01:05:08,304
without them knowing it.
Then everyone
would be happy.
1262
01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:10,940
What do you say?
1263
01:05:10,973 --> 01:05:14,443
What do you think, Roger?
Can we trust him?
1264
01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:17,480
Oh, sure,
Abigail. Absolutely.
1265
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:24,754
Though I think
it would be better
if he swore on the Bible.
1266
01:05:24,787 --> 01:05:27,089
You wouldn't
mind swearing on
the Bible, would you?
1267
01:05:27,123 --> 01:05:28,124
No.
1268
01:05:29,325 --> 01:05:31,127
Oh, we can trust him.
1269
01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:37,033
"Dear,
Senor
Quixote,
1270
01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:39,101
"it seems the windmills
you've been dueling with
1271
01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:40,703
"have very long arms.
1272
01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:43,372
"I was reminded
of this sad fact by two
phone calls yesterday
1273
01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:45,608
"and three meetings
this morning.
1274
01:05:45,641 --> 01:05:47,710
"Roger, I know
that sending you
to Washington
1275
01:05:47,743 --> 01:05:50,613
"was my brilliant idea
and for this I apologize
1276
01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:53,516
"but unless you
stop your activities
immediately,
1277
01:05:53,549 --> 01:05:57,320
"not only will you not
have a job here,
or myself a pension,
1278
01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:59,388
"but Barnes College
may well turn out to be
1279
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:01,691
"the largest
parking lot, west of
the Canadian border.
1280
01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:03,326
"Regards, Dean Collier."
1281
01:06:03,359 --> 01:06:04,994
Oh, boy.
1282
01:06:09,398 --> 01:06:10,700
Yep?
1283
01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:12,835
Yeah, hi, will you
fill it up with unleaded.
1284
01:06:12,868 --> 01:06:14,770
Unleaded. Unleaded,
Junior, fill it up.
1285
01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:19,709
You know what
they pay grade school
teachers in England?
1286
01:06:22,345 --> 01:06:25,581
About ten bucks
more than I'll
make as a waitress.
1287
01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:26,849
Huh, if you
don't get tips.
1288
01:06:26,882 --> 01:06:28,584
This card's been
reported stolen, sir.
1289
01:06:28,617 --> 01:06:30,152
I'm gonna have to keep it,
and you're gonna have
to pay me in cash.
1290
01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:32,054
That's impossible.
I've had that card
for six years.
1291
01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:34,056
It's my card.
There's gotta be
some kind of mistake.
1292
01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:35,991
Now, would you go
and check it again, please?
1293
01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:37,593
All right, I'll check
in the new book
at the station.
1294
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:39,228
I'll be right back.
1295
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:45,434
Roger, I am scared.
1296
01:06:45,468 --> 01:06:48,337
Abigail, this thing's
gotta be some
kind of a mistake.
1297
01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:50,740
For the first time
in my life,
I'm scared of them.
1298
01:06:50,773 --> 01:06:53,876
Those Dunbar people
are playing hardball.
1299
01:06:53,909 --> 01:06:55,444
Wait a second.
1300
01:06:55,478 --> 01:06:57,680
They're not fooling
around anymore.
1301
01:06:57,713 --> 01:06:59,348
Come on, Abigail.
1302
01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:00,783
You're right,
the card's fine.
I'm sorry.
1303
01:07:00,816 --> 01:07:02,585
Oh, thank you
very much. Thank you.
1304
01:07:04,286 --> 01:07:05,888
Behind the wheel!
1305
01:07:07,923 --> 01:07:10,693
Jesus Christ.
1306
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:12,294
OFFICER: Stop,
or I'll shoot.
1307
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:17,566
No, don't shoot,
you asshole. You'll
blow us all to hell.
1308
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,770
Stop it for Christ's sake.
It's a buck 80 a gallon.
1309
01:07:20,803 --> 01:07:23,038
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch,
called the police.
1310
01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:24,740
Roger, we didn't
do anything wrong.
1311
01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:26,142
What're you doing? Jesus!
1312
01:07:27,443 --> 01:07:29,078
Stop that damn thing.
1313
01:07:29,111 --> 01:07:30,746
Shut it off.
1314
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:32,281
(SIREN WAILING)
1315
01:07:42,024 --> 01:07:44,093
I can't see. Ahhh!
I can't see either.
1316
01:07:44,126 --> 01:07:45,428
This gasoline's
all over me.
1317
01:07:45,461 --> 01:07:47,396
They're following us?
1318
01:07:47,430 --> 01:07:49,632
Roger, this is ridiculous!
1319
01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:51,667
Trust me,
I'm your lawyer.
1320
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:54,236
The worst that'll
happen is, they'll
stop and search you,
1321
01:07:54,270 --> 01:07:56,105
and find out
you're you
and let us go home.
1322
01:07:56,138 --> 01:07:58,107
No, they won't.
They'll put us in jail.
1323
01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:00,409
OFFICER 1: He's
moving. He's moving.
1324
01:08:00,443 --> 01:08:01,911
He's got a Porsche
engine in that.
I'm telling you,
1325
01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:03,446
he's got a Porsche
or a Maserati in there.
1326
01:08:03,479 --> 01:08:04,613
I mean I see your point,
1327
01:08:04,647 --> 01:08:06,615
if it's a matter
of principle,
I see it, but...
1328
01:08:06,649 --> 01:08:09,118
Abby, I'm gonna
try and lose 'em.
1329
01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:10,619
Ahhh!
1330
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,688
Mommy!
1331
01:08:12,721 --> 01:08:14,123
Hold on to something firm.
1332
01:08:16,325 --> 01:08:17,426
(HORN HONKING)
1333
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:18,828
Oh, Jesus.
1334
01:08:23,999 --> 01:08:25,668
OFFICER 2: You hit him!
He hit us.
1335
01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:27,436
Be careful.
1336
01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:29,271
He has to be careful.
We're police.
Let him be careful.
1337
01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:30,606
(DOG BARKING)
1338
01:08:30,639 --> 01:08:32,274
OFFICER 1: Get back.
1339
01:08:32,308 --> 01:08:33,676
Oh, watch it!
1340
01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:35,344
(ABIGAIL SCREAMING)
1341
01:08:41,484 --> 01:08:43,285
Roger, if you're gonna
destroy a building,
1342
01:08:43,319 --> 01:08:46,689
could it be the CIA
in Alexandria, or the
FBI down the block?
1343
01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:47,890
What are they doing?
1344
01:08:47,923 --> 01:08:49,191
I don't know how
to tell you this,
1345
01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:51,660
but they're crazier
than you are.
1346
01:08:52,761 --> 01:08:54,096
(SCREAMING)
1347
01:08:56,432 --> 01:08:58,300
Look out!
1348
01:08:58,334 --> 01:09:01,437
All right, I lied.
I'm not pregnant, Roger.
1349
01:09:04,273 --> 01:09:06,175
ROGER: Want a creamsicle?
1350
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:08,043
I think I got rid of them.
1351
01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:11,347
Along with my
stomach, muffler
and half my pantyhose.
1352
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:13,215
Well, I couldn't
let them search me, Abby.
1353
01:09:13,249 --> 01:09:15,217
Please, slow down.
1354
01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:16,719
Oh, my God.
The brakes are gone.
1355
01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:18,754
We're gonna
hit that car.
1356
01:09:18,787 --> 01:09:20,856
No, we're not!
1357
01:09:24,627 --> 01:09:28,464
ABIGAIL: My God!
They really do float.
1358
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,043
(GROANING)
1359
01:09:50,286 --> 01:09:53,489
I'm terribly sorry
what I did to your
car, Abigail.
1360
01:09:55,424 --> 01:09:57,459
If I promise not to
get angry, Roger,
1361
01:09:57,493 --> 01:09:59,962
do you think you
could explain to me
why you just did that?
1362
01:09:59,995 --> 01:10:01,263
Why?
Why?
1363
01:10:02,464 --> 01:10:03,799
(PANTING)
1364
01:10:08,604 --> 01:10:10,406
I was holding.
1365
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:12,474
Oh, Jesus!
1366
01:10:14,410 --> 01:10:15,978
(SIGHS)
1367
01:10:16,011 --> 01:10:19,114
You mean, for a few
lousy joints, you
just destroyed my car,
1368
01:10:19,148 --> 01:10:21,150
and almost had
the two of us killed?
1369
01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:23,919
I said I was sorry.
1370
01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:26,655
Do you realize also
that you blew any
chance you ever had
1371
01:10:26,689 --> 01:10:28,557
of becoming President
of the United States?
1372
01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:30,593
It doesn't matter.
1373
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:33,963
It doesn't matter?
No, I couldn't spend
four years in this town.
1374
01:10:34,530 --> 01:10:35,698
Oh.
1375
01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:42,137
You don't have
a match, do you?
1376
01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:43,606
(LAUGHING)
1377
01:10:49,278 --> 01:10:50,646
(BANGING ON DOOR)
ROGER: Mr. Paxton!
1378
01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:52,915
Mr. Paxton!
1379
01:10:52,948 --> 01:10:53,983
Yes.
1380
01:10:55,951 --> 01:10:58,020
What happened to you?
1381
01:10:58,053 --> 01:11:01,257
I had an accident.
I'll tell you about it
as soon as I get changed.
1382
01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:02,958
You're room was
searched this morning.
1383
01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:04,860
Oh, God.
Anything else?
1384
01:11:04,893 --> 01:11:07,596
The Health Department
condemned my kitchen
this afternoon.
1385
01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,531
Well, at least
they didn't condemn
your building.
1386
01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:11,200
That was the
Fire Department
this evening.
1387
01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:16,572
I'll move out.
We both will.
1388
01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:19,642
What?
I said we both will.
1389
01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:21,677
You need a partner
and I'm mad as hell.
1390
01:11:22,811 --> 01:11:25,281
Far out.
1391
01:11:25,314 --> 01:11:27,783
Well, while you're
doing the A.M. Show
with David Hartman,
1392
01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:29,451
I'll just bop across town
1393
01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:31,153
and get you on
the very next
plane for tonight.
1394
01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:32,821
DICKERSON:
Good morning,
Roger. Hi, Abigail.
1395
01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:34,189
We're busy,
Mr. Dickerson.
1396
01:11:34,223 --> 01:11:35,958
Yeah, I know.
Listen, Mr. Ralston
1397
01:11:35,991 --> 01:11:37,793
would like to talk to you
for a couple of minutes.
1398
01:11:37,826 --> 01:11:39,962
I can make sure
you catch that
New York flight
1399
01:11:39,995 --> 01:11:41,797
if you could
come with me.
1400
01:11:41,830 --> 01:11:43,899
That's a wonderful deal
you fellas have worked out
with the phone company.
1401
01:11:43,932 --> 01:11:45,968
Ralston is convinced
1402
01:11:46,001 --> 01:11:48,370
he's got the
perfect solution
to the seal problem.
1403
01:11:48,404 --> 01:11:49,672
Make everybody happy.
1404
01:11:49,705 --> 01:11:52,408
I'd settle for
pleasantly surprised.
1405
01:11:52,441 --> 01:11:55,244
Well, uh, I think
I can guarantee that.
1406
01:11:55,277 --> 01:11:57,413
Really. Why
don't you hop in?
1407
01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,683
Okay?
1408
01:12:00,716 --> 01:12:02,518
Let's go.
Okay.
1409
01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:04,486
You look wonderful.
Oh, thank you.
1410
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:05,654
How've you been?
1411
01:12:05,688 --> 01:12:07,423
Oh, fine.
Good. Good.
1412
01:12:28,977 --> 01:12:30,713
BOB: That's
area code 212.
1413
01:12:30,746 --> 01:12:33,615
New York 355-2821,
1414
01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:35,718
extension 509.
1415
01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:38,754
Tell Mr. Hartman
you've changed your mind.
1416
01:12:38,787 --> 01:12:40,122
Four copies of these
1417
01:12:40,155 --> 01:12:41,590
will be sent out
to the President,
1418
01:12:41,623 --> 01:12:43,625
the Dean, the
Alumni Association
1419
01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:45,260
and every
faculty member
1420
01:12:45,294 --> 01:12:47,629
of the Barnes College
by tomorrow morning.
1421
01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:50,532
After that, every
law firm in this city
1422
01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:53,769
and New York,
Los Angeles and Chicago.
Jake, Jake.
1423
01:12:56,271 --> 01:12:58,273
I want you
to understand that
1424
01:12:59,508 --> 01:13:02,077
I hate this kind of garbage.
1425
01:13:02,111 --> 01:13:04,413
It's nothing personal,
you know that.
1426
01:13:04,446 --> 01:13:07,216
It's just that,
uh, we kind of
ran out of ideas
1427
01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:10,085
on how to make
this thing work out.
1428
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:12,654
I think...
If I may, Bob...
1429
01:13:12,688 --> 01:13:16,759
I think what Mr. Ralston
is trying to say is that
1430
01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:19,762
we're pretty much
at the bottom
of the barrel here,
1431
01:13:19,795 --> 01:13:22,197
and you pushed us
very hard, Roger.
1432
01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:25,067
You, uh...
1433
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,436
You have to dial 9 if, uh...
1434
01:13:27,469 --> 01:13:29,304
If you wanna
get an outside line.
1435
01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:35,744
I used to think
the bad guys
were guys like
1436
01:13:35,778 --> 01:13:38,647
Al Capone
or Billy the Kid.
1437
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,149
But I was wrong.
1438
01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:43,185
It's guys like you.
1439
01:13:43,218 --> 01:13:45,621
You and Tom
and Jake and your
secretary out there,
1440
01:13:45,654 --> 01:13:47,923
and the guy
in the elevator who
brought us up here.
1441
01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:49,625
And the decent-looking
people on the street
1442
01:13:49,658 --> 01:13:51,794
who work for
big corporations
or Governments,
1443
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:53,629
and think that
they can exchange
their morality
1444
01:13:53,662 --> 01:13:55,431
for the morality
of big corporations.
1445
01:13:55,464 --> 01:13:57,833
Five days a week,
nine to five every day.
1446
01:13:57,866 --> 01:13:59,768
And get away with it
and go home.
1447
01:13:59,802 --> 01:14:02,437
And kiss their kids
and still be decent
moral people.
1448
01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:04,673
Well, they can't.
They can't.
1449
01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:07,276
Because big
corporations don't have
any morality at all.
1450
01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:09,845
Nothing. They don't
have any compassion,
any humanity.
1451
01:14:09,878 --> 01:14:12,481
Excuse me, I'd like to
have a word with my client.
1452
01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:13,816
Roger, can we
meet in the hall?
1453
01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:15,117
Please, take all
the time you'd like,
1454
01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:16,618
but don't do it
in the hallway.
1455
01:14:16,652 --> 01:14:17,853
Tom... Use Tom's office.
1456
01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:21,223
Yeah, sure. Just
make yourself comfortable.
1457
01:14:21,256 --> 01:14:23,892
You want a drink
or something, Roger?
1458
01:14:34,369 --> 01:14:36,071
Call me crazy, but
I like those two kids.
1459
01:14:36,104 --> 01:14:39,708
I... They're good people.
1460
01:14:39,741 --> 01:14:42,578
A little mixed up,
but good people.
1461
01:14:42,611 --> 01:14:44,513
You like 'em, huh?
Yes, I do.
1462
01:14:44,546 --> 01:14:46,715
Well, I think
they're both
full of shit.
1463
01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:50,085
I mean, how dare
they come in here
calling us the bad guys.
1464
01:14:50,118 --> 01:14:51,520
Me.
1465
01:14:51,553 --> 01:14:53,755
II was wounded twice,
1466
01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:55,591
once in Korea and once
in the Bay of Pigs.
1467
01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:57,392
Three times, Jake.
1468
01:14:57,426 --> 01:14:59,228
Forgot the hooker in Miami
that bit you
1469
01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:01,864
on your pecker when
you refused to pay her.
1470
01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:08,504
We've made
a decision.
1471
01:15:08,537 --> 01:15:10,739
We'd like two
copies of that.
1472
01:15:11,907 --> 01:15:13,675
A blow-up of that.
1473
01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:15,744
Four? Two.
1474
01:15:15,777 --> 01:15:17,946
Just two of that.
1475
01:15:17,980 --> 01:15:20,916
And one of that,
for my mother.
1476
01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:24,286
Should I write that down,
1477
01:15:24,319 --> 01:15:26,655
or do you think
you can remember?
1478
01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:28,891
I can remember.
1479
01:15:28,924 --> 01:15:30,792
I'll take care of it today.
1480
01:15:30,826 --> 01:15:33,929
Any other decisions,
you'd like us to make?
1481
01:15:33,962 --> 01:15:36,865
No, I don't think so.
Tom, drive them
to the airport.
1482
01:15:36,899 --> 01:15:39,134
Make sure they
catch their plane.
1483
01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:46,808
ABIGAIL:
Thanks, fellas.
1484
01:15:51,446 --> 01:15:54,449
Of course, they
rescinded your
parade permit, Peter.
1485
01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,885
What did you expect?
1486
01:15:56,919 --> 01:15:58,754
I know it isn't just,
1487
01:15:58,787 --> 01:16:01,523
but who ever
told you this system
guarantees justice?
1488
01:16:03,759 --> 01:16:05,427
Well, I was wrong.
1489
01:16:09,197 --> 01:16:10,465
He hung up.
1490
01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:13,402
The only justice
this system
guarantees you
1491
01:16:13,435 --> 01:16:15,270
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
is the right
to pursue justice.
1492
01:16:15,304 --> 01:16:16,638
Come in.
1493
01:16:17,306 --> 01:16:18,507
Excuse me,
1494
01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:22,144
is the $10,000
reward really true?
1495
01:16:22,177 --> 01:16:23,912
It most certainly is.
1496
01:16:23,946 --> 01:16:25,781
Well, I don't want it.
1497
01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:27,783
I could use
the money all right,
1498
01:16:27,816 --> 01:16:30,419
but old Oscar
wants it himself.
1499
01:16:30,452 --> 01:16:32,020
Who's old Oscar?
1500
01:16:32,054 --> 01:16:34,656
Old Oscar? He's...
Well, he's the Indian.
1501
01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:36,925
Ma'am, excuse me, sorry.
1502
01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:39,027
Would you sit down
in that chair,
1503
01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:40,762
and write down
what you were gonna say.
1504
01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:44,299
Abby, get me
a pad of paper and
a pencil, will you?
1505
01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,801
And a lie detector?
1506
01:16:45,834 --> 01:16:47,469
I don't think
that's going
to be necessary.
1507
01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:53,809
The walls have ears,
you understand?
1508
01:16:55,410 --> 01:16:57,045
If you say so.
1509
01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:04,653
You're gonna have
to run it by me again
1510
01:17:04,686 --> 01:17:07,456
'cause I don't
understand it.
1511
01:17:07,489 --> 01:17:10,459
Uh, we take my car
1512
01:17:10,492 --> 01:17:13,228
to the Shady-Inn Motel
in Harrisburg,
1513
01:17:13,261 --> 01:17:15,931
and wait for Oscar's
call tomorrow night.
1514
01:17:16,598 --> 01:17:18,066
9:15?
1515
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:20,569
She's calling us
at 9:15 to tell us
where he'll be hiding.
1516
01:17:20,602 --> 01:17:24,406
But your car
is a blue 1955 Buick
1517
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:26,008
which is a
little conspicuous.
1518
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:27,642
That's good.
1519
01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:28,744
Oh, you want them
to follow us?
1520
01:17:28,777 --> 01:17:31,013
Yes, Roger, that's
part of the plan.
1521
01:17:33,181 --> 01:17:35,183
But then, how
do we get to Oscar?
1522
01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,651
We don't.
1523
01:17:36,685 --> 01:17:38,153
She does.
1524
01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:39,588
But they'll be watching her.
1525
01:17:40,956 --> 01:17:42,758
They'll be watching us.
1526
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:44,026
Come on,
they're not that dumb.
1527
01:17:44,059 --> 01:17:45,394
It won't work this way,
I guarantee you.
1528
01:17:45,427 --> 01:17:49,564
How many
Alfred Hitchcock
movies have you seen?
1529
01:17:49,598 --> 01:17:54,770
One, one or two.
I don't know.
1530
01:17:54,803 --> 01:17:57,105
North By Northwest.
1531
01:17:57,139 --> 01:17:59,875
Well, I've seen
them all. So, listen.
1532
01:18:00,976 --> 01:18:03,712
Is there a doctor here
in town you can trust?
1533
01:18:03,745 --> 01:18:06,381
One I can trust? No.
1534
01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:08,517
One who owes
me a favor. Yes.
1535
01:18:08,550 --> 01:18:10,752
Naturally.
1536
01:18:10,786 --> 01:18:12,854
Bob Reuben's
at Mount Sinai.
1537
01:18:12,888 --> 01:18:14,723
He went to Medical School
with my brother Tom.
1538
01:18:14,756 --> 01:18:17,125
Tom got him into
the only non-Jewish
fraternity at TUFTS
1539
01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:19,394
that had all the answers
to the biology quizzes.
1540
01:18:19,428 --> 01:18:20,862
Do you believe that?
No.
1541
01:18:20,896 --> 01:18:23,632
(CHUCKLING)
Good, 'cause
I just made it up.
1542
01:18:23,665 --> 01:18:26,134
What'd I do
with Dr. Reuben?
1543
01:18:26,168 --> 01:18:28,737
You'll phone him, and
tell him to be prepared.
1544
01:18:29,304 --> 01:18:30,872
For what?
1545
01:18:30,906 --> 01:18:33,575
Don't tell me.
Don't let me in on it.
I don't want to know.
1546
01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:36,812
I wouldn't
understand it anyhow.
1547
01:18:36,845 --> 01:18:38,747
(ABIGAIL GROANING)
Darling, you're not
going to believe me,
1548
01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:41,249
but I had mine out
when I was 12-years-old.
1549
01:18:41,283 --> 01:18:42,984
Roger, it hurts.
1550
01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:44,653
I know honey,
but they'll
put you to sleep,
1551
01:18:44,686 --> 01:18:47,089
and they'll have
your appendix in a
bottle before you know it.
1552
01:18:47,122 --> 01:18:48,924
There'll be nothing
but a cute little scar...
Bottle?
1553
01:18:48,957 --> 01:18:50,892
...on your sexy
little tummy
and you'll be okay.
1554
01:18:50,926 --> 01:18:52,828
You'll be home
in two days.
1555
01:18:52,861 --> 01:18:55,263
Will you wait?
Sure.
1556
01:18:55,297 --> 01:18:56,932
You promise
not to fall in love
1557
01:18:56,965 --> 01:18:59,901
with some other
dumb unshaven chick
before you leave?
1558
01:18:59,935 --> 01:19:01,303
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1559
01:19:02,137 --> 01:19:03,538
(GROANS)
1560
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:05,674
Easy boys.
1561
01:19:05,707 --> 01:19:07,142
Up we go.
1562
01:19:09,878 --> 01:19:11,780
Okay,
you all right?
Yeah.
1563
01:19:11,813 --> 01:19:13,648
I'll come see you
tonight. Here's
your bag, okay.
1564
01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:15,884
Oh, thanks.
Thanks a lot.
1565
01:19:17,552 --> 01:19:19,287
Bye, darling.
1566
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:24,993
(SIREN WAILING)
1567
01:19:31,032 --> 01:19:32,767
Are you really
going duck hunting?
1568
01:19:32,801 --> 01:19:34,169
Honey, of course I am,
1569
01:19:34,202 --> 01:19:35,570
it's the first day
of the season.
1570
01:19:38,039 --> 01:19:39,941
What are you
looking at me
so strangely for?
1571
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:41,810
I go every year,
don't I babe?
1572
01:19:41,843 --> 01:19:43,078
Yes, you do.
1573
01:19:44,646 --> 01:19:46,448
Well, have you
got everything?
Yep.
1574
01:19:46,481 --> 01:19:49,050
Ready to bag one.
See you tomorrow night.
1575
01:19:52,654 --> 01:19:54,990
Where are you
really going, Bob?
1576
01:19:56,491 --> 01:19:58,126
And what's
the duck's name?
1577
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,996
Abigail Adams,
and she's no
duck, darling.
1578
01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:02,831
She's a decoy.
1579
01:20:13,775 --> 01:20:15,744
TOM: How can you
eat that slop?
1580
01:20:15,777 --> 01:20:18,680
Well, it's better for you
than those coffin
nails you're smoking.
1581
01:20:18,713 --> 01:20:20,248
(EXHALES)
1582
01:20:20,282 --> 01:20:23,418
You're gonna die
from those three packs
a day some day, buddy.
1583
01:20:23,451 --> 01:20:26,221
No, as a matter
of fact, I read in, uh,
1584
01:20:27,455 --> 01:20:29,624
a scientific digest
that said,
1585
01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:34,095
the person sitting
next to the person smoking
1586
01:20:34,129 --> 01:20:36,798
is more apt to get cancer
than the person smoking.
1587
01:20:39,601 --> 01:20:41,269
Thanks.
1588
01:20:43,939 --> 01:20:46,942
Are you sure
that those clowns
have really found him?
1589
01:20:46,975 --> 01:20:48,343
Yes.
1590
01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:50,412
Well, why don't we
just go and get him?
1591
01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:52,714
I mean who is he?
1592
01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:54,783
We don't know
that yet, Jake.
1593
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,419
That's why we're here.
1594
01:21:02,624 --> 01:21:04,059
Cigarette?
1595
01:21:05,894 --> 01:21:07,629
You got nothing
to lose. Come on.
1596
01:21:15,136 --> 01:21:16,271
Okay.
1597
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:26,615
Thanks, Doc.
1598
01:21:33,788 --> 01:21:34,956
Check.
1599
01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:36,625
Six moves to mate.
1600
01:21:39,995 --> 01:21:43,932
I apologize,
two moves to mate.
1601
01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:49,671
4:00 on the dot.
1602
01:21:49,704 --> 01:21:51,506
Let's go see Abigail.
1603
01:22:00,315 --> 01:22:01,783
TOM: Who's
that with them?
1604
01:22:01,816 --> 01:22:05,120
That's, uh, Paxton,
the guy that owns
the Dulsey House.
1605
01:22:05,887 --> 01:22:07,756
You sure?
1606
01:22:07,789 --> 01:22:10,358
I think he looks like
that black actor,
1607
01:22:10,392 --> 01:22:12,360
the one that was in Roots.
1608
01:22:26,975 --> 01:22:29,144
Wait a minute, Bob,
I think they're
getting into a car.
1609
01:22:29,177 --> 01:22:30,912
Back it outta here.
1610
01:22:42,390 --> 01:22:43,825
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
1611
01:22:54,903 --> 01:22:57,238
Are they still following?
1612
01:22:57,272 --> 01:22:59,341
Yeah, I think
it's them.
1613
01:22:59,374 --> 01:23:02,377
No, no. No problem,
Bob. We got 'em.
1614
01:23:02,410 --> 01:23:04,212
They haven't seen us.
1615
01:23:04,245 --> 01:23:06,848
Let's see if we can
almost lose them.
1616
01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:11,353
Abigail,
brace yourself,
1617
01:23:11,386 --> 01:23:14,222
I'm going to make
a sharp right-hand turn!
1618
01:23:14,255 --> 01:23:15,590
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1619
01:23:18,126 --> 01:23:20,228
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1620
01:23:34,809 --> 01:23:36,611
They made
the turn. It's them.
1621
01:23:40,415 --> 01:23:42,083
Protect your
head, Abby!
1622
01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:44,452
(IN HI-PITCH)
It's not my head
I'm worried about.
1623
01:23:50,992 --> 01:23:53,628
Still following us?
They won't quit.
1624
01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:01,269
How you doing back there?
1625
01:24:01,302 --> 01:24:02,937
As a person, lousy.
1626
01:24:02,971 --> 01:24:05,540
As a milkshake, terrific.
1627
01:24:05,573 --> 01:24:06,908
(CHUCKLES)
1628
01:24:11,913 --> 01:24:13,248
JAKE: Be careful, Tom.
1629
01:24:13,281 --> 01:24:14,983
Don't do that Jake?
Don't do what?
1630
01:24:15,016 --> 01:24:16,618
Don't talk.
1631
01:24:18,353 --> 01:24:19,821
I think we hit
something, Tom.
1632
01:24:19,854 --> 01:24:21,790
No, we just brushed him.
Shouldn't we stop?
1633
01:24:21,823 --> 01:24:23,091
No, no.
He'll be all right.
1634
01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:25,326
These farm people are tough.
1635
01:24:45,146 --> 01:24:46,548
Yes, Oscar.
1636
01:24:48,850 --> 01:24:52,120
Oh, yes, sir, she'll
find it, all right.
1637
01:24:52,153 --> 01:24:53,822
No, she's very bright.
1638
01:24:53,855 --> 01:24:55,089
Right.
1639
01:24:55,123 --> 01:24:56,958
TOM: Louise, darling,
all right, okay,
1640
01:24:56,991 --> 01:24:58,960
you've had your turn,
okay?
1641
01:24:58,993 --> 01:25:02,263
Let me... Let me speak
a minute and I'll...
I'll explain the whole thing.
1642
01:25:02,297 --> 01:25:05,867
Oh, no. Now,
well, I'm sure
she did say that, but...
1643
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:08,002
No, he's not...
He's not hunting
ducks, darling.
1644
01:25:08,970 --> 01:25:10,105
Huh?
1645
01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:12,073
Yeah red
pick-up truck, yeah.
1646
01:25:14,809 --> 01:25:16,878
Don't worry about it, sir.
She'll be on time.
1647
01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:22,317
Yes, sir.
1648
01:25:23,518 --> 01:25:25,653
Thank you.
1649
01:25:25,687 --> 01:25:27,155
God bless you, sir.
1650
01:25:28,656 --> 01:25:30,825
God bless you. Thank you.
1651
01:25:37,599 --> 01:25:40,235
Alone means alone, Louise!
1652
01:25:40,268 --> 01:25:42,704
Yes!
1653
01:25:42,737 --> 01:25:44,138
Well, then I tell you
what you do,
1654
01:25:44,172 --> 01:25:47,575
you call a goddamn
lawyer, all right?
1655
01:25:47,609 --> 01:25:49,844
No, you don't call
Fred, he's my lawyer.
1656
01:25:49,878 --> 01:25:51,312
(RADIO BEEPS)
1657
01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:52,647
Yeah.
1658
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:54,582
JAKE: They're leaving,let's get going.
1659
01:25:54,616 --> 01:25:55,950
Come on move it, Tom.
1660
01:25:56,784 --> 01:25:58,286
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
1661
01:26:10,398 --> 01:26:12,133
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1662
01:26:16,437 --> 01:26:17,772
Aw, Jesus!
1663
01:26:17,805 --> 01:26:18,873
Now I know what it
feels like to be
1664
01:26:18,907 --> 01:26:21,543
gang-banged
by the LA Rams.
1665
01:26:21,576 --> 01:26:25,480
109. Room 109.
The message is
on the lamp. 109.
1666
01:26:35,957 --> 01:26:37,592
ROGER: They're
still following us.
1667
01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:39,093
PAXTON: Of course.
1668
01:26:39,127 --> 01:26:41,963
She should be
getting on the bus,
just about now.
1669
01:26:44,832 --> 01:26:47,769
BOB: In a few minutes.
1670
01:26:47,802 --> 01:26:52,040
That's Greyhound
number 584, non-stop
to Springfield, Illinois.
1671
01:26:52,073 --> 01:26:54,576
Now, you try
and catch up with me
as fast as you can.
1672
01:26:54,609 --> 01:26:56,711
What if they
notice that we're
not tailing them?
1673
01:26:56,744 --> 01:26:58,780
I want himto notice, Jake.
1674
01:26:58,813 --> 01:27:01,082
Just make sure
that he does.
1675
01:27:01,115 --> 01:27:04,752
I gotta run.
1676
01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:08,790
Uh, we want them
to notice that we're
not tailing them.
1677
01:27:08,823 --> 01:27:10,425
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
1678
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:12,493
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1679
01:27:18,967 --> 01:27:21,269
They turned around.
Something went wrong.
1680
01:27:21,302 --> 01:27:23,104
I told you they
weren't that dumb.
1681
01:27:23,137 --> 01:27:24,973
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1682
01:27:29,644 --> 01:27:31,412
ROGER: We gotta
get to Abigail
and warn them.
1683
01:27:31,446 --> 01:27:33,615
No, slow down.
1684
01:27:33,648 --> 01:27:35,483
Maybe they don't
know anything.
1685
01:27:35,516 --> 01:27:37,118
Maybe it's a trick.
1686
01:27:37,151 --> 01:27:40,121
Let's not lead them there.
1687
01:27:40,154 --> 01:27:43,992
Maybe it'd be
better if we followed
them for a while.
1688
01:27:44,025 --> 01:27:46,094
That what Hitchcock
would do?
1689
01:27:46,127 --> 01:27:47,562
Probably.
1690
01:28:07,849 --> 01:28:09,884
It's a long ride,
isn't it?
1691
01:28:12,820 --> 01:28:14,656
Would you like
a malamar cookie?
1692
01:28:14,689 --> 01:28:16,491
They're my favorite.
1693
01:28:17,158 --> 01:28:18,593
No, thank you.
1694
01:28:20,762 --> 01:28:23,031
Would you like
some milk?
1695
01:28:23,064 --> 01:28:24,332
No, I'm fine.
1696
01:28:27,435 --> 01:28:30,204
You like
traveling by bus?
1697
01:28:30,238 --> 01:28:31,372
Not really.
1698
01:28:31,406 --> 01:28:33,474
Why not?
1699
01:28:33,508 --> 01:28:36,844
Because I do not like
being sexually harassed
by strange men.
1700
01:28:36,878 --> 01:28:39,180
So, could you
please leave me alone?
1701
01:28:39,213 --> 01:28:40,248
Me?
1702
01:28:40,782 --> 01:28:41,949
Yes, you.
1703
01:28:43,384 --> 01:28:45,253
You're kidding,
aren't you?
1704
01:28:45,286 --> 01:28:46,921
I am not kidding.
1705
01:28:46,954 --> 01:28:49,324
And if you don't
stop coming on, I'm
going to tell the driver.
1706
01:28:49,357 --> 01:28:51,092
Now, leave me alone.
1707
01:28:53,361 --> 01:28:56,230
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1708
01:29:01,269 --> 01:29:05,807
I just want you to know
that's the nicest thing
anyone ever said to me.
1709
01:29:13,715 --> 01:29:15,383
All right, shoot, Tom.
1710
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:18,619
She left the bus
at Springfield
and rented a car.
1711
01:29:24,392 --> 01:29:28,763
ABIGAIL:
♪ I will have to look around
1712
01:29:28,796 --> 01:29:34,235
♪ Till the white girl
comes to town ♪
1713
01:29:34,268 --> 01:29:37,071
BOB: Now, we're on
Illinois 54 headed
for Flora.
1714
01:29:38,473 --> 01:29:41,109
Not Florida, asshole,
Flora, Illinois.
1715
01:29:41,142 --> 01:29:42,910
Now, where the hellare you guys?
1716
01:29:42,944 --> 01:29:44,312
Oh, we're close by, Bob.
1717
01:29:44,345 --> 01:29:47,448
Uh, we'll be coming down 54
1718
01:29:47,482 --> 01:29:51,953
in the opposite direction,
about, 5 minutes.
1719
01:29:51,986 --> 01:29:54,188
When we see you,
we'll just blink our lights.
1720
01:29:56,991 --> 01:29:59,127
Alfred Hitchcock.
1721
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:02,663
As long as we get to them
at the barn before they do,
1722
01:30:02,697 --> 01:30:04,132
we'll think of something.
1723
01:30:04,165 --> 01:30:06,067
Damn it, how
could I lose them?
1724
01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:08,402
They stop for gas,
we stop for gas.
1725
01:30:08,436 --> 01:30:09,771
Jake stopped
to take a leak.
1726
01:30:09,804 --> 01:30:11,472
You stopped
to take a leak.
1727
01:30:13,141 --> 01:30:15,109
Dumb, Roger,
just dumb.
1728
01:30:19,113 --> 01:30:20,948
Alfred Hitchcock.
1729
01:30:20,982 --> 01:30:22,049
(CHUCKLES)
1730
01:30:59,687 --> 01:31:01,489
MAN: Miss Adams?
No, I'm Post-Road Annie.
1731
01:31:01,522 --> 01:31:02,590
Contact.
1732
01:31:05,526 --> 01:31:06,694
There she goes.
1733
01:31:11,032 --> 01:31:12,567
TOM: There goes Roger.
1734
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:13,868
Good.
1735
01:31:13,901 --> 01:31:16,270
Everybody together,
no loose ends. Come on.
1736
01:31:34,455 --> 01:31:36,490
It's way Inside.
It's up in the loft.
1737
01:31:36,524 --> 01:31:37,725
All right.
Thanks a lot.
1738
01:31:37,758 --> 01:31:39,126
Yeah, okay.
1739
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:47,535
(CAR HONKING)
1740
01:31:49,604 --> 01:31:51,672
Roger, what are you
two doing here?
1741
01:31:51,706 --> 01:31:53,207
They followed us
all the way here.
1742
01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:54,609
How do you know?
We followed them.
1743
01:31:54,642 --> 01:31:57,044
Here they come.
Come on inside the barn.
1744
01:32:05,386 --> 01:32:07,088
OSCAR: Me, up there.
1745
01:32:07,121 --> 01:32:09,257
Oscar, is that you?
1746
01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:10,958
It's me.
1747
01:32:10,992 --> 01:32:13,294
It's a pleasure
to meet you, sir.
1748
01:32:14,662 --> 01:32:16,931
You bring the money?
1749
01:32:16,964 --> 01:32:18,199
Yeah, we brought the money,
1750
01:32:18,232 --> 01:32:20,635
and we brought some
papers for you to sign.
1751
01:32:21,969 --> 01:32:24,272
Me read first.
1752
01:32:24,305 --> 01:32:27,975
Oh, no, don't read them sir,
we don't have enough time
for you to read them, sir.
1753
01:32:28,009 --> 01:32:30,111
If... If you just, just...
1754
01:32:30,144 --> 01:32:31,913
Would you give him
the money, please?
1755
01:32:31,946 --> 01:32:33,080
Yeah.
1756
01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:35,049
She's got the money
for you right now, sir.
1757
01:32:35,082 --> 01:32:36,751
Here's the money.
Here's the money.
1758
01:32:38,452 --> 01:32:41,622
And there, that,
those are the papers.
1759
01:32:41,656 --> 01:32:43,157
Just sign them.
1760
01:32:45,993 --> 01:32:48,329
She's your woman?
1761
01:32:48,362 --> 01:32:50,932
Yeah, she's my
attorney too.
1762
01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:53,367
Sign right here.
1763
01:32:54,802 --> 01:32:56,771
What the hell's Tom doing?
1764
01:32:56,804 --> 01:32:59,140
Siphoning
a can of gasoline
out of the car.
1765
01:32:59,173 --> 01:33:00,174
What for?
1766
01:33:02,510 --> 01:33:04,745
Jake, if they
don't come out
of there reasonably,
1767
01:33:04,779 --> 01:33:07,148
we're gonna have
to scare them out.
1768
01:33:07,181 --> 01:33:08,816
Got plenty, Bob.
1769
01:33:09,817 --> 01:33:12,286
Just like
high school, huh?
1770
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:13,921
All right, Roger!
1771
01:33:13,955 --> 01:33:16,090
We know you're in there!
1772
01:33:16,123 --> 01:33:17,758
You got 30 seconds
1773
01:33:17,792 --> 01:33:19,193
to send that
Indian out of there
1774
01:33:19,226 --> 01:33:21,429
with whatever
you got him to sign!
1775
01:33:21,462 --> 01:33:23,464
Otherwise,
1776
01:33:25,066 --> 01:33:27,468
we're gonna have
to smoke you out.
1777
01:33:28,536 --> 01:33:33,874
30, 29, 28, 27...
1778
01:33:33,908 --> 01:33:35,943
What was that?
1779
01:33:35,977 --> 01:33:38,713
Sign here.
25, 24...
1780
01:33:38,746 --> 01:33:42,183
23, 22, 21...
1781
01:33:45,853 --> 01:33:47,054
ROGER: Abby,
I don't believe it.
1782
01:33:47,088 --> 01:33:49,390
Ralston's got a shotgun
and that idiot, Dickerson
1783
01:33:49,423 --> 01:33:51,292
is pouring gasoline
around the barn.
1784
01:33:51,325 --> 01:33:54,228
They're bluffing.
They wouldn't
set fire to the barn.
1785
01:33:54,261 --> 01:33:55,830
Hurry up.
I am.
1786
01:33:55,863 --> 01:33:59,867
17, 16, 15...
1787
01:33:59,900 --> 01:34:01,369
Ralston?
1788
01:34:01,402 --> 01:34:03,204
That's insanity!
1789
01:34:03,237 --> 01:34:05,906
That's pure,
absolute insanity!
1790
01:34:05,940 --> 01:34:07,675
You've got 10 seconds,
Roger,
1791
01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:10,745
or there's gonna be
a hot time in the
old town tonight.
1792
01:34:10,778 --> 01:34:13,481
Whatever they gave you
Chief, we'll double it.
1793
01:34:13,514 --> 01:34:16,150
Hurry up.
BOB: Five, four, three...
1794
01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:18,085
Here, pour more here.
1795
01:34:18,119 --> 01:34:20,087
...two, one.
1796
01:34:20,121 --> 01:34:21,722
How about it, Roger?
1797
01:34:21,756 --> 01:34:24,892
How about if we
throw in another 100,000
for you and your lady?
1798
01:34:25,526 --> 01:34:26,761
Done.
1799
01:34:27,628 --> 01:34:29,230
Ralston!
1800
01:34:29,263 --> 01:34:32,266
Stick your money
up your ass!
1801
01:34:35,603 --> 01:34:37,738
Tom, did he say
what I think he said?
1802
01:34:37,772 --> 01:34:39,573
Afraid so, Bob.
1803
01:34:39,607 --> 01:34:41,709
He teaches
our children?
1804
01:34:41,742 --> 01:34:42,943
Light it up.
1805
01:34:42,977 --> 01:34:44,612
Light it up!
1806
01:34:53,387 --> 01:34:55,089
All right, Jake,
come around front.
1807
01:34:55,122 --> 01:34:58,125
ROGER: We're on fire,
Abby. The barn's on fire.
1808
01:34:58,159 --> 01:34:59,727
The three of you
get down below,
1809
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:01,929
underneath that fountain
and lie down on the floor,
1810
01:35:01,962 --> 01:35:03,264
and wait there
until I get back.
1811
01:35:03,297 --> 01:35:04,932
What're you gonna do?
1812
01:35:04,965 --> 01:35:07,468
I don't know for sure,
but, I'll think
of something.
1813
01:35:29,790 --> 01:35:31,125
Get in!
1814
01:35:31,158 --> 01:35:32,960
(HUMMING)
Roger!
Come on, get up.
1815
01:35:34,128 --> 01:35:35,796
Get in the back, quick!
1816
01:35:35,830 --> 01:35:38,933
Lie down on the floor.
Are you all right?
1817
01:35:44,505 --> 01:35:48,442
Roger! Stop or I'll shoot.
1818
01:35:50,211 --> 01:35:51,712
You assholes!
1819
01:35:54,949 --> 01:35:57,218
Holy shit! Bob!
1820
01:35:58,452 --> 01:35:59,720
Bob!
1821
01:36:00,955 --> 01:36:03,290
Bob!
1822
01:36:03,324 --> 01:36:05,759
Abby? Are you all right?
1823
01:36:05,793 --> 01:36:07,795
Yes, yes, I'm all right.
Oscar?
Mr. Paxton?
1824
01:36:07,828 --> 01:36:09,296
Yes, I'm fine.
1825
01:36:09,330 --> 01:36:10,664
Oh, Roger,
you were wonderful.
1826
01:36:10,698 --> 01:36:12,133
PAXTON: Splendid!
1827
01:36:12,166 --> 01:36:14,268
Oh, I love you.
I love you, too.
1828
01:36:14,301 --> 01:36:17,771
They went right
through the wall!
Right through it!
1829
01:36:17,805 --> 01:36:20,007
Let's go!
Let's get 'em.
1830
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:21,876
Let's go, Bob.
Did you see him?
1831
01:36:21,909 --> 01:36:23,811
He went right through it,
right over my head.
1832
01:36:23,844 --> 01:36:26,447
What're you doing, Bob?
What's the matter?
1833
01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:28,315
BOB: We're
out of gas, Tom.
1834
01:36:41,028 --> 01:36:42,329
Who's in charge here?
1835
01:36:42,363 --> 01:36:44,064
He is.
1836
01:36:44,098 --> 01:36:46,400
MAN: Let it hereby be
known on the order of
Judge Harem P. Gilliard.
1837
01:36:46,433 --> 01:36:48,903
An order has been
issued instructing
the immediate cessation
1838
01:36:48,936 --> 01:36:51,405
of the annihilation
of the amphibious
Chowala mammals
1839
01:36:51,438 --> 01:36:54,175
in this area for now
and all time henceforth.
1840
01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:55,576
What the hell
does that mean?
1841
01:36:55,609 --> 01:36:59,747
What it means, Charlie,
is, knock it off!
1842
01:36:59,780 --> 01:37:02,750
It'll give us only an
eight second advantage
against the Chinese
1843
01:37:02,783 --> 01:37:04,351
but what the hell?
It's better than nothing!
1844
01:37:04,385 --> 01:37:06,086
Absolutely right,
Fred, absolutely.
1845
01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:08,522
Now, we sent up the crew
to start a land survey.
1846
01:37:08,556 --> 01:37:10,491
When was that,
Thursday, Tom?
Thursday morning, right.
1847
01:37:10,524 --> 01:37:12,426
Thursday morning
and we'll have
the results back
1848
01:37:12,459 --> 01:37:13,594
in about three
weeks, I think?
1849
01:37:13,627 --> 01:37:16,530
There is one
problem, Mr. Ralston.
1850
01:37:16,564 --> 01:37:17,698
What's that?
1851
01:37:17,731 --> 01:37:19,400
Polar bears.
1852
01:37:19,433 --> 01:37:21,335
Lots of polar bears
in that area.
1853
01:37:21,368 --> 01:37:23,003
We'll get rid of them.
1854
01:37:23,037 --> 01:37:24,572
We can't
let a bunch
of polar bears
1855
01:37:24,605 --> 01:37:26,173
muck up
the take-offs
1856
01:37:26,207 --> 01:37:28,075
and scare off
the wives, can we?
1857
01:37:28,108 --> 01:37:30,277
No, Fred, its
not a problem.
Right, Tom?
1858
01:37:30,311 --> 01:37:31,612
Right. No, we'll
get rid of them.
1859
01:37:31,645 --> 01:37:33,914
Poison darts.
Cyanide.
1860
01:37:33,948 --> 01:37:35,583
Fast?
Fast and no pain.
1861
01:37:35,616 --> 01:37:36,784
That's painless.
1862
01:37:36,817 --> 01:37:38,018
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1863
01:37:38,052 --> 01:37:39,587
Coffee.
Oh, come in, Mary.
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