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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:43,770 # It's...a...wonderful day So be happy and gay 2 00:00:44,006 --> 00:00:46,806 # And you'll be too busy for sorrow 3 00:00:46,928 --> 00:00:51,528 # And to keep it this way Make the most of today 4 00:00:51,732 --> 00:00:54,772 # And worry about tomorrow tomorrow 5 00:00:54,908 --> 00:00:59,028 # Do you mind if I quote Something some fella wrote? 6 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:02,730 # Common sense says Life will be greater 7 00:01:02,885 --> 00:01:06,845 # If you just learn how To live for now 8 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:10,180 # Then worry about later later 9 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:14,399 # Comes that urge That impulse to frown 10 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:18,260 # Just turn it down, don't obey it 11 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:22,183 # Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!" 12 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:25,710 # Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say 13 00:01:25,858 --> 00:01:29,698 # It's a wonderful day Let's not fuss it away 14 00:01:29,868 --> 00:01:33,748 # And all of this adds up To this resume 15 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,640 # Worry about tomorrow tomorrow 16 00:01:37,804 --> 00:01:41,444 # Worry about later later 17 00:01:41,605 --> 00:01:47,765 # Worry about another day Another day! # 18 00:01:58,355 --> 00:02:01,395 - Good morning! - Hallelujah(!) 19 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:05,657 # A good, good morning to ya 20 00:02:05,789 --> 00:02:12,149 # What's good about morning When you'd rather be in bed? Didn't sleep a wink, can't think 21 00:02:12,431 --> 00:02:16,111 # Wish I were dead Rather be in bed 22 00:02:16,273 --> 00:02:19,953 # That very dismal mood you're in 23 00:02:20,116 --> 00:02:23,156 # Is very ineffective 24 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:30,170 # You need to pay heed To this terse little verse An earful of cheerful perspective 25 00:02:30,475 --> 00:02:35,035 # It's a wonderful day So be happy and gay 26 00:02:35,236 --> 00:02:38,116 # And you'll be too busy for sorrow 27 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:41,883 # Here's a hat on display We must close out today 28 00:02:42,045 --> 00:02:44,925 # And worry about tomorrow tomorrow 29 00:02:45,052 --> 00:02:48,452 # Zis tres chic chapeau It just has to go 30 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,722 # It's ideal for a reel-out of data 31 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:55,261 # So you must learn how To sell this now 32 00:02:55,411 --> 00:02:58,331 # And worry about later later 33 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:02,180 # Comes that urge That impulse to frown 34 00:03:02,344 --> 00:03:05,104 # Just turn it down, don't obey it 35 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,867 # Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!" 36 00:03:09,027 --> 00:03:12,067 # Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say 37 00:03:12,202 --> 00:03:15,482 # It's a Lily Dache It would cost a week's pay! 38 00:03:15,627 --> 00:03:18,947 # And all of this adds up To this resume 39 00:03:19,094 --> 00:03:22,454 # Just worry about tomorrow tomorrow 40 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,362 # Then worry about later later 41 00:03:25,485 --> 00:03:31,325 # And worry about another day Another day! # 42 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:35,462 BELL RINGS 43 00:03:35,635 --> 00:03:39,195 SHOPPERS CHAT 44 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:47,152 - Well, Polly, another day, another dollar - to COIN a phrase! - Another thousand dollars, if I'm in luck! 45 00:03:47,497 --> 00:03:54,777 - You've only been here two months - even old John Merlin doesn't expect you to sell this joint out! - Mary... 46 00:03:55,099 --> 00:04:02,339 - Oh, I think Mr Hargraves is casing us. - Silly! Probably wondering how I sell out the place every day. 47 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:08,379 - Good morning! - May I remind you that John B Merlin & Son is now OPEN?! 48 00:04:08,632 --> 00:04:15,992 - You don't need to! When you consider all the stuff I've unloaded... - We don't have STUFF at John B Merlin! 49 00:04:16,317 --> 00:04:19,477 - And... - You don't unload. Yes, sir. 50 00:04:19,617 --> 00:04:24,697 I'll be glad when the Christmas rush is over, won't you, Mr Hargraves? 51 00:04:24,922 --> 00:04:31,602 - Oh, not me! If we had another week, I could sell... - I shall be very glad when it's over! 52 00:04:31,898 --> 00:04:37,538 - Mainly on account of Miss Parish. - So I HAVE attracted your attention? 53 00:04:37,787 --> 00:04:44,227 - You certainly have! - I knew you'd be impressed by my record! Excuse me, a pigeon... 54 00:04:44,511 --> 00:04:47,191 Customer, I mean! 55 00:04:49,482 --> 00:04:56,642 - Morning, JB. - Morning. In the 47th Street display window is a dummy, wearing a shirt and bow tie. 56 00:04:56,959 --> 00:05:03,759 - Let's not have that. - But students... - Radicals, revolutionists! - Good morning, JB! 57 00:05:04,059 --> 00:05:10,459 - I saw one of your floor workers, who is making his own suits at home! Correct that! - Yes, sir. 58 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:15,143 SANTA LAUGHS Merry Christmas! 59 00:05:15,337 --> 00:05:19,537 HE CONTINUES TO LAUGH 60 00:05:20,935 --> 00:05:23,975 LAUGHTER STOPS 61 00:05:24,109 --> 00:05:31,149 - Too much padding. The kids like to sit on your lap and you stick out too far! - But, sir... - Yes? 62 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:36,300 - HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 63 00:05:39,104 --> 00:05:42,624 Mr Merlin is right - too much padding! 64 00:05:42,779 --> 00:05:45,539 But it's all ME! 65 00:05:45,662 --> 00:05:50,582 HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas, kiddies! 66 00:05:51,928 --> 00:05:56,528 - Good morning. - Hello, Esther. Anything on YOUR minds? - No. 67 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:04,051 - There never is! - WE have a personnel matter in ladies' millinery, but it needn't concern you, JB! 68 00:06:04,374 --> 00:06:06,974 - So settle it! - We will. 69 00:06:09,512 --> 00:06:16,552 - Good morning! - Good morning. - From the weekly report, I see the new recreation periods are working out. 70 00:06:16,863 --> 00:06:22,503 Efficiency is way-y up! And speaking of efficiency, Dad - you're late! 71 00:06:22,752 --> 00:06:30,592 - Did you stay all night at a 52nd St jam session so you could say that?! - Dad, it's the East Side now! 72 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:38,060 - You can't keep going without sleep. - I do my work! - More than your share - that's what bothers me! - It's youth! 73 00:06:38,374 --> 00:06:41,854 - Remember? - ..Almost! 74 00:06:42,008 --> 00:06:44,888 You're not too unhappy here, son? 75 00:06:45,016 --> 00:06:48,896 - Music doesn't mean more to you? - Mmm...no. 76 00:06:50,863 --> 00:06:56,783 You know, back in the 1920s, my idea was to live in Paris and paint. 77 00:06:57,044 --> 00:07:03,484 - And I did - then the store needed me, so here I am. - And here - I - am. Glad to be aboard. 78 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:06,650 Let's have no more sentimentality! 79 00:07:06,777 --> 00:07:09,657 - Or music! - This is a business office! 80 00:07:09,785 --> 00:07:16,225 - BUZZER Mr Merlin is wanted urgently in the employees' lounge. - Wait... 81 00:07:16,509 --> 00:07:23,869 - This must be bad news. Let me go - I could handle it best. Sounds like top-drawer stuff! - Go and handle it! 82 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:28,085 Don't give the store away! 83 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:32,012 ALL: # Oh, oh, oh 84 00:07:32,131 --> 00:07:35,051 # If you wanna talk about something 85 00:07:35,179 --> 00:07:38,819 # You'll be making no blunder Taking no chance 86 00:07:38,981 --> 00:07:42,021 # If you take a topic that comes under 87 00:07:42,155 --> 00:07:44,875 # The category of romance 88 00:07:46,374 --> 00:07:49,094 # That book way up on the list 89 00:07:49,215 --> 00:07:52,775 # Is all about love It's all about love 90 00:07:52,932 --> 00:07:55,972 # That tune you cannot resist 91 00:07:56,106 --> 00:07:58,826 # Is all about love 92 00:07:58,947 --> 00:08:03,067 # It's an elementary language Everybody knows 93 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,649 # Poetry or prose Everybody speaks it 94 00:08:06,799 --> 00:08:11,159 # And you can call it happiness Call it misery 95 00:08:11,352 --> 00:08:13,952 # Everybody seeks it 96 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:17,506 # In plays, the popular things 97 00:08:17,659 --> 00:08:21,179 # Are all about love They're all about love 98 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:26,495 # In dreams, your craziest dreams Are all about love 99 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:30,883 # Let's face it You'll find that you're a fool 100 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:35,267 # If you look for something new How can you replace it? 101 00:08:35,452 --> 00:08:42,052 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 102 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:49,385 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love 103 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:54,336 ALL: # You know It's all about love 104 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:59,581 # And you can take it from me, my friend, it's the common trend 105 00:08:59,804 --> 00:09:03,164 # It's the end - it's love! 106 00:09:03,312 --> 00:09:06,792 # Those things that Mother knows best 107 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:11,227 - # They're all about love - They're all about love 108 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,097 # Desires that can't be suppressed 109 00:09:14,214 --> 00:09:17,014 # They're all about love 110 00:09:17,138 --> 00:09:22,178 # Didn't Mother Nature give us Pretty greenery, pretty scenery 111 00:09:22,401 --> 00:09:25,241 # As an inspiration? 112 00:09:25,367 --> 00:09:29,127 # Love and marriage Are doing wonders for... 113 00:09:29,293 --> 00:09:32,213 # Mom and POP-ulation! 114 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:38,902 - # That note that comes with the flowers is all about love - It's all about love 115 00:09:39,193 --> 00:09:45,593 - # That phone that's tied up for hours is all about love... - Let's face it! 116 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:52,315 - # Romance is indispensable - Let's be sensible How can you replace it? 117 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:59,320 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 118 00:09:59,617 --> 00:10:06,377 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love 119 00:10:06,676 --> 00:10:10,476 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about 120 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,924 # A kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 121 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:20,190 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a BRAWL about You know nothing at all about love 122 00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:27,899 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 123 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:34,510 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a brawl about You know nothing...no, nothing 124 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:38,747 # You know nothing...at all about 125 00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:44,803 # Love! # 126 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,541 JARRING NOTES 127 00:10:55,003 --> 00:11:00,923 - Top-drawer stuff, eh(?) - Right! Don't tell JB - he doesn't like music! 128 00:11:03,692 --> 00:11:07,212 - I'll be right back. - Good luck. - Thanks. 129 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:15,535 - Hey, gorgeous, what are you getting me for Christmas? - Freddie, you wouldn't drink it! - Why the hurry? 130 00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:22,966 - Personnel sent for me. I think they realise what I do for the store. - This is business. I saw you dance. 131 00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:30,361 - You were so with it! - Get to the business! - The Pink Slipper is having a dance contest tonight. - Mmm? 132 00:11:30,674 --> 00:11:36,034 Rock'n'roll. The band leader is my friend AND a judge, so it's fixed! 133 00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:43,431 - You still need a girl! - Second prize is 100 - we split it! - Freddie, I'm poor, but still proud - no, thanks! 134 00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:45,507 But...! 135 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:51,266 Looking for employment, Miller? No, I... Oh, excuse me, sir! 136 00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:56,997 Mr Creely, the young lady from millinery is here, Miss... Parish. 137 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:03,880 I associate ideas to remember names. "Parish" makes me think of church. Send her in. 138 00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:06,613 Come in, miss. 139 00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:12,488 - Sit down, Miss Church. - Thank you. But it's "Parish". 140 00:12:12,693 --> 00:12:20,213 - Polly Parish. - Yes, Parish. You are apparently a conscientious worker, so I wanted to talk to you...personally. 141 00:12:20,547 --> 00:12:24,587 Well, I was sure you would... sooner or later. 142 00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:27,165 Oh, were you? 143 00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:33,351 HE CLEARS THROAT Mr Hargraves is fascinated by your efforts, Miss Ch...Parish. 144 00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:39,508 - He's such a good man, Mr Hargraves. - I'm glad you think so! 145 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:44,918 Unfortunately, he doesn't share the same high opinion of YOU. 146 00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:49,189 - I beg your pardon? - In fact, he wants to fire you. 147 00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:53,175 - So do I. - He... 148 00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:58,493 - You what? - As of tonight. You will receive the usual severance pay. 149 00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:05,985 You may come to the employees' Christmas party, of course! 150 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:13,480 - I don't understand. I sell more than anybody in my department! - You oversell more than anyone! 151 00:13:13,802 --> 00:13:20,162 - Oh... - You're just not JB Merlin & Son material. Yesterday, you sold 23 hats. 152 00:13:20,444 --> 00:13:23,124 Today, 25 came back! 153 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:26,362 - 25? - Two were from the day before! 154 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:30,900 We can't tolerate young salespeople with buck fever, 155 00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:38,374 - who have no idea of the book-keeping expense and bad customer relations you put us to! - But... - That is all! 156 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,270 Yes, sir. 157 00:13:49,973 --> 00:13:51,773 Oh... 158 00:13:51,854 --> 00:13:55,774 and a very merry Christmas to you, Miss Church. 159 00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:58,467 The same to you. 160 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:14,650 What's the matter, gorgeous? 161 00:14:20,131 --> 00:14:26,971 - Are, um... Are you sure we can win that money tonight? - Baby, it's a lead-pipe cinch! 162 00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:33,657 - Then I'll go. - Great, I'll pick you up at 7.00 on the dot. - OK. 163 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,633 Uh...AFTER dinner. 164 00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:44,036 - Oh, Freddie...! - Honey, this is real glamorous - it's like money in the bank! I'm glad you're so...so... 165 00:14:44,357 --> 00:14:46,477 happy?! 166 00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:49,091 Oh, Freddie! 167 00:14:50,371 --> 00:14:55,451 Are we working you too hard, Miller(?) No, I... No, sir! 168 00:14:55,677 --> 00:15:00,837 Sorry, sorry. Those stupid salesmen - you can't get a hold of them! 169 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,645 425... 170 00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:07,621 427...425... 171 00:15:07,747 --> 00:15:10,667 Oh, out to lunch. Figures. 172 00:15:12,969 --> 00:15:17,209 Inorganic ph... Can't even SAY that one! 173 00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:23,236 Draftsman, automation expert, construc... Construction engineer?! 174 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:29,116 BABY CRIES 175 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,476 Oh... 176 00:15:35,985 --> 00:15:38,065 Hello! 177 00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:40,955 - Won't you come in? - Oh... 178 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,080 Yes! ..There we are... 179 00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:52,433 Right in here, Miss, uh...? 180 00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:56,326 Take your finger out of my mouth. 181 00:15:56,492 --> 00:16:00,172 - Your name, please? - Hmm? Polly Parish. 182 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:04,095 - Are you employed? - Hmm? JB Merlin. 183 00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:09,222 Until tonight, that is. I just lost my job. ..He's so cute... 184 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:14,129 Oh...it isn't MY baby. 185 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:17,286 It was on the doorstep outside! I... 186 00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:27,367 No, really! You see, there it was, about to roll off the top step, and I just ran over, and... 187 00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:32,214 We're here to help you, my dear. We're your friends! 188 00:16:32,414 --> 00:16:35,494 ..Look, it isn't mine! 189 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:38,350 I wish it were! 190 00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:42,630 Let me tell you again, so you get this straight. 191 00:16:42,815 --> 00:16:50,495 I was outside the employment agency and I turned and saw this bundle on your steps. A baby, I thought. 192 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:55,114 So I ran over and scooped it up so that I could... 193 00:16:55,303 --> 00:16:57,343 Well... 194 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,674 Honest injun! 195 00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:07,412 Many mothers tell us the babies are not their own but, from experience, we know it's wise to admit the truth. 196 00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:09,431 I... 197 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:11,944 Oh, now, look here! 198 00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:14,893 Well, this is ridiculous! 199 00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:18,298 BABY CRIES 200 00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:21,404 LOUD CRIES 201 00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:27,968 HE GURGLES 202 00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:30,533 Well...! 203 00:17:30,639 --> 00:17:32,719 Oh! 204 00:17:32,812 --> 00:17:35,612 BABY CRIES 205 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,178 For heaven's sake... 206 00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:46,538 I... 207 00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:49,718 Oh... Oh, no, you don't! 208 00:17:49,854 --> 00:17:57,254 When I want a family, I'll get married and do it right! Oh, no! It's YOUR baby, not MY baby! 209 00:17:57,581 --> 00:18:01,101 BABY CRIES 210 00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:06,137 It's pathetic! The mothers come to us so young these days! 211 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:11,113 Ah, well, we know that she'll be at Merlin's until tonight. 212 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:16,443 And we know that the Merlins are a charitable family...don't we? 213 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:21,645 Go right in, Mr Appleby. 214 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,484 JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS 215 00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:33,618 HE CLEARS THROAT 216 00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:37,924 Yes? 217 00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:43,174 - YOU'RE Mr Merlin? - That's right. - I thought you'd be older! 218 00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:48,961 - I will be - it just takes time! What can I do for you, Mr...? - Appleby. 219 00:18:50,544 --> 00:18:53,424 I'm from the Atkins Foundling Home. 220 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:58,791 - Yes? - An employee of yours, a young lady, left a baby with us today. - Yes? 221 00:18:59,024 --> 00:19:06,144 I checked with your Mr Creely, and she's been discharged! I believe that's why she's abandoned her baby! 222 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:12,138 - Mr Merlin, give her back her job. - It's not my department! - Mr Merlin... 223 00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:19,429 If you saw this mother, denying the parenthood of her own child... it would have touched your heart. 224 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:25,221 - It was pitiful! - Suppose you sit down and we discuss it calmly? - Thank you. 225 00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:28,703 Get me Mr Hargraves, please. 226 00:19:31,185 --> 00:19:36,225 Off you go, Miss Parish - to Mr Dan Merlin himself this time! 227 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:43,088 - You mean he's seen the light - he wants to apologise? - What he does is top secret! 228 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,902 At ease, Mr Hargraves! 229 00:19:46,013 --> 00:19:50,853 What now - Merlin Junior says a few last words over the body?! 230 00:19:53,741 --> 00:19:56,621 Here is Miss Parish, Mr Merlin. 231 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:03,545 Uh...sit down...MISS Parish? 232 00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:07,202 Yes, sir. I'm Miss Parish, Mr Merlin. 233 00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:14,837 - I believe you were discharged today, Miss Parish. - Yes, sir. Of all the ingratitude I've ever heard of...! 234 00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:19,048 - After the way I've worked... - We want you back. 235 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,899 The loyalty I've... 236 00:20:22,018 --> 00:20:27,458 - You... You...you want me back, you say? - That's what I said. 237 00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:31,631 Well, that's more like it! 238 00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:38,911 - Miss Parish, don't you think you ought to thank Mr Merlin? - Oh...thank you, Mr Merlin. - You're welcome. 239 00:20:39,227 --> 00:20:45,347 We thought you were trying too hard, overselling. Now we know the reason. 240 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:51,831 Well...I was sure SOMEBODY would understand! 241 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:57,089 By the way, we're raising your salary 10 a week, as of a week ago. 242 00:20:57,313 --> 00:20:59,833 Well, thank you! 243 00:20:59,944 --> 00:21:05,024 But getting your job back and a raise is not your REAL Xmas present. 244 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,650 N-No? 245 00:21:07,756 --> 00:21:15,436 No, your Christmas present is the greatest gift a woman could have. It's coming to you at home tonight. 246 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:19,696 Perhaps you ought to thank Mr Merlin again? 247 00:21:19,869 --> 00:21:25,229 Oh...thanks again! It was enough giving me my job back, Mr Merlin. 248 00:21:25,465 --> 00:21:32,225 - I want you to know I forgive the store and I never hold a grudge! - That's very big of you. 249 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:36,484 - Goodbye. - Oh, goodbye, sir. Goodbye, Mr...? 250 00:21:36,661 --> 00:21:40,741 Merely think of me as your guardian angel! 251 00:21:52,114 --> 00:21:55,194 Well, goodbye, Santa Claus! 252 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:02,540 - BUZZ - Who is it? 253 00:22:02,682 --> 00:22:06,322 Something from John B Merlin & Son! 254 00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:10,872 Merry Christmas! 255 00:22:10,994 --> 00:22:17,914 Holiday greetings from John B Merlin & Son and the Atkins Foundling Home. Oh... 256 00:22:18,219 --> 00:22:21,739 Don't thank us. We've only done our duty. 257 00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:27,096 - Just keep doing your duty! You take that baby right out of here! - But...! 258 00:22:27,325 --> 00:22:29,965 Oh...you're sick! 259 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,643 Shame on you! 260 00:22:32,756 --> 00:22:37,996 - Do you realise what you're saying? - Yes, I do - that's not my baby! 261 00:22:38,227 --> 00:22:45,347 - Do you realise Mr Merlin has given you your job back... - Yes. - ..so that you can raise your child in comfort? 262 00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:49,021 You want it to be raised as an orphan? 263 00:22:49,171 --> 00:22:53,691 Oh, now, that's not my baby - I am not its mother! 264 00:22:53,891 --> 00:23:01,091 - Mrs Wilkins...come! - Now, you take that baby, or it'll be back at the foundling home before you get there! 265 00:23:01,409 --> 00:23:08,649 I wouldn't try that, if I were you, and I wouldn't leave it elsewhere, because it'll come back to us... 266 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:12,130 and...we have its footprints! 267 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,842 Footprints?! 268 00:23:15,945 --> 00:23:20,305 I'm not going to inform Mr Merlin of your attitude. 269 00:23:23,463 --> 00:23:25,903 Gee-ee! 270 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:31,578 BABY GURGLES 271 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:43,880 Now, listen, uh...baby... It's nothing personal, I... 272 00:23:44,097 --> 00:23:46,777 I'd love to have you around, but... 273 00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:51,616 Take your finger out of your mouth - you want crooked teeth? 274 00:23:56,294 --> 00:24:00,054 I really couldn't do right by you... No... 275 00:24:02,977 --> 00:24:06,017 You see...I'm alone, too! 276 00:24:06,151 --> 00:24:08,751 ..That's a cute nose! 277 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:17,926 - Who is it? - The Arthur Murray of the stock department - Frisky Freddie! 278 00:24:20,185 --> 00:24:22,225 Oh, my! 279 00:24:22,316 --> 00:24:25,716 Oh, uh... Just a minute, Freddie! 280 00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:28,546 Uh... Wait just a second! 281 00:24:28,665 --> 00:24:33,145 There. Now, no biting. Be quiet, baby! That's good. 282 00:24:33,342 --> 00:24:37,022 - LOUD SCREAM - Oh...! 283 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:40,706 That's all I need! ..Just a minute! ..There. 284 00:24:40,861 --> 00:24:44,941 That's it, baby. Now, be quiet, baby. Shh! 285 00:24:45,121 --> 00:24:48,001 Please, quiet, huh, baby? Quiet! 286 00:24:48,129 --> 00:24:49,889 Oh...! 287 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:59,437 - Oh, uh...hello. Freddie, I can't... - What's new and exciting, gorgeous - besides me, I mean? 288 00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:04,501 - Well, uh, Freddie, I... - Hey! Nice joint you've got here! 289 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,832 Freddie, I can't go out tonight... 290 00:25:07,969 --> 00:25:13,129 - What do you mean? - Well, I... I think I'm gonna have a headache! 291 00:25:13,358 --> 00:25:20,438 - Are you kidding? I borrowed my brother's heap so we'd go in style! - Gee, I'm sorry. - Sorry?! - Well... 292 00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,472 Something's...come up! 293 00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:30,031 Ah, don't be nervous - it's in the bag! Do you hate money?! The band leader's a pal! 294 00:25:30,316 --> 00:25:33,356 BABY CRIES 295 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:36,330 I just spoke to him on the phone. 296 00:25:36,455 --> 00:25:39,175 BABY CRIES 297 00:25:39,297 --> 00:25:43,577 - Funny, I thought I heard a baby crying! - H-Here? 298 00:25:43,765 --> 00:25:49,245 Where was I? Oh, yeah, I checked with my pal again, and we can't lose! 299 00:25:49,488 --> 00:25:52,368 BABY CRIES 300 00:25:52,495 --> 00:25:57,855 - You talked to him, huh? What did he say? - He says it's in the bag! - Great! 301 00:25:58,092 --> 00:26:00,812 I DO hear a baby crying! 302 00:26:00,932 --> 00:26:03,532 Oh...THAT? 303 00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:06,648 Next door. Keeps me awake. 304 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:11,420 - Sometimes I think I'll go out of my mind! - That's tough. 305 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:15,545 Polly, this is not dishonest. It's just fixed! 306 00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:20,558 You don't think a guy like me would do anything crooked? I'm... 307 00:26:20,773 --> 00:26:24,533 BABY LAUGHS 308 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:32,093 What did it do - crawl through the wall?! 309 00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:37,869 You mean you didn't see the stork flying through(?) 310 00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:40,466 Oh...! 311 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,921 Come on, baby. Upsy-daisy. 312 00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:50,121 - Is it yours? - No, it isn't mine. - Then where did it come from? 313 00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:54,585 - I got it for Christmas(!) - This Christmas or last?! 314 00:26:54,773 --> 00:26:58,693 Freddie, question and answer period is over. 315 00:26:58,866 --> 00:27:03,666 - I'm not going out tonight and that's that! - It sure is! 316 00:27:03,878 --> 00:27:06,838 - I got my troubles. - You sure have! 317 00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:12,330 Well, I can't win the contest without you, so I'll stay! I'm a family man! 318 00:27:12,567 --> 00:27:17,247 - Goodnight, Freddie. - Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! 319 00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:24,774 - I just meant a nice, quiet evening in with the kiddies! That's not so bad! - Goodnight, Freddie! - I just... 320 00:27:25,097 --> 00:27:29,697 Hey, I just thought... Old Man Merlin is on TV about now! 321 00:27:29,901 --> 00:27:35,421 Getting an award - for penny-pinching in the retail business, probably! 322 00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:40,265 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Good evening! 323 00:27:40,469 --> 00:27:46,749 ANNOUNCER: Tonight, we meet two generations of a great family - the Merlins. 324 00:27:47,026 --> 00:27:53,706 - Big deal(!) - May I present Mr John B Merlin and his son Dan Merlin, 325 00:27:54,001 --> 00:28:00,321 in the library of their delightful home at 236 East 63rd Street, New York City. 326 00:28:00,601 --> 00:28:06,481 - ANNOUNCER: Good evening, gentlemen. - Good evening, Bill. - Oh, hi, Mr Rand. 327 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:11,780 - JB, I'll bet you have some interesting... - Yes. - Oh, I'll bet(!) 328 00:28:12,004 --> 00:28:19,644 - Let me first say that the magic word for success in merchandising is decentralisation. - Absolutely, JB(!) 329 00:28:19,982 --> 00:28:22,862 - We're going out after all. - Yeah. 330 00:28:22,989 --> 00:28:25,749 See you in the morning, JB! 331 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,792 You're not taking that along?! 332 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,560 - Only part-way - come on! - You can't... 333 00:28:32,722 --> 00:28:35,962 You can't take the baby - it's fixed! 334 00:28:36,104 --> 00:28:42,904 Our success formula is alert merchandising - to put stores where it is easy to shop. 335 00:28:43,206 --> 00:28:49,886 - A merchandising man who can't accept the impact of modern living is a dinosaur! - Thank you. 336 00:28:50,182 --> 00:28:56,542 - Suburban life and the automobile have changed... - Yes, we all agree, JB. 337 00:28:56,822 --> 00:29:00,742 But now the younger generation. Dan, what...? 338 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:07,956 - I... - Dan is first and foremost a real merchandising executive! - I certainly agree with that, but... 339 00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:16,027 - let's make it personal. - I go along... - I know you like to sing, Dan, so why not give our audience a sample? - OK! 340 00:29:18,835 --> 00:29:25,715 - Keep your eye on the camera with the red light. - What? - The camera with the red light. 341 00:29:26,019 --> 00:29:32,539 Dan, have you any special romantic interest you can tell us about? Any one girl? 342 00:29:32,828 --> 00:29:35,468 Oh, I dunno... 343 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:38,623 HE STARTS PLAYING 344 00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:43,798 Although the love of my life and I have never met, I guess as yet... 345 00:29:44,022 --> 00:29:47,102 # It wasn't meant to be 346 00:29:47,238 --> 00:29:52,638 # I'm sure Father Time Hand in hand with destiny 347 00:29:53,962 --> 00:29:59,722 # Is bound to get around to me 348 00:30:01,648 --> 00:30:05,728 # From what I say, you can gather 349 00:30:05,908 --> 00:30:11,508 # I face the future rather 350 00:30:11,756 --> 00:30:16,356 # Optimistically 351 00:30:18,648 --> 00:30:22,608 # Someday soon 352 00:30:23,952 --> 00:30:27,312 # On a strange and magic street 353 00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:30,141 # We will meet, my love, yes 354 00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:34,139 # You will come along 355 00:30:34,311 --> 00:30:41,431 # All the joys That were ever denied me 356 00:30:41,746 --> 00:30:48,106 # All at once Will be walking beside me 357 00:30:48,387 --> 00:30:53,107 # Somehow, someday soon 358 00:30:53,316 --> 00:30:57,596 # My sad heart will change its tune 359 00:30:57,785 --> 00:31:04,345 # From a blue lament Into a beautiful song 360 00:31:04,636 --> 00:31:09,116 # Until then, I'll keep waiting 361 00:31:09,313 --> 00:31:13,033 # Waiting, waiting, waiting 362 00:31:13,198 --> 00:31:17,278 # Patiently 363 00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:24,842 # Deep inside, this longing grows 364 00:31:25,103 --> 00:31:30,543 # So, as the old expression goes 365 00:31:30,783 --> 00:31:34,783 # Someday soon 366 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:39,441 # Can't come too soon 367 00:31:39,638 --> 00:31:45,798 # For me 368 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:54,377 # Deep inside, this longing grows 369 00:31:54,675 --> 00:32:00,395 # So, as the old expression goes 370 00:32:00,647 --> 00:32:04,407 # Someday soon 371 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:09,334 # Can't come too soon 372 00:32:09,546 --> 00:32:17,266 # For me. # 373 00:32:18,901 --> 00:32:26,061 That was beautiful, Dan. And someone else is waiting patiently, so we'd better get back to your father. 374 00:32:40,328 --> 00:32:43,088 This won't take any time at all! 375 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:52,974 Goodbye, baby. You most certainly are cute. 376 00:33:02,341 --> 00:33:06,221 - I'd like to see Mr Merlin. - Shh! - The young one. 377 00:33:06,393 --> 00:33:10,433 Would you tell me, madam, in reference to what? 378 00:33:10,611 --> 00:33:15,411 I can't take care of this baby - it's his responsibility! 379 00:33:15,623 --> 00:33:20,583 - < But... - He got me into this, so he must get me out! 380 00:33:20,803 --> 00:33:27,843 - My dear madam, the only way you could see Mr Merlin is on your television set. - Oh, no, you don't! 381 00:33:28,154 --> 00:33:30,794 < Madam, you cannot leave it there! 382 00:33:30,911 --> 00:33:35,831 That baby is as much Mr Merlin's as mine! Goodbye, baby! 383 00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:39,928 - Madam, I cannot accept... - Come on, let's go! 384 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:43,340 - Yeah, let's go - here! - All right. 385 00:33:43,483 --> 00:33:46,083 Oh...! 386 00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:52,867 - Oh, the keys! - Freddie, in the car, the car! - Oh, they're in the car! 387 00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:56,290 ENGINE SPLUTTERS 388 00:33:56,432 --> 00:33:58,672 Oh...! 389 00:34:00,650 --> 00:34:06,890 And now, Mr John B Merlin, on behalf of the National Retail Merchandisers... 390 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:10,486 THEY MOUTH 391 00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:14,433 - ..to present you with... A baby! - Nonsense! 392 00:34:14,601 --> 00:34:22,161 - Are you out of your mind, Adams? - No, sir. - Well, why...? - A young lady left this for you, sir. - For me? - Yes. 393 00:34:22,496 --> 00:34:28,656 - I said we were not receiving guests, but... - Where is she? - She left. - Left?! Come on! 394 00:34:30,725 --> 00:34:33,765 There she goes! We can catch them! 395 00:34:37,783 --> 00:34:40,903 There they are, sir - at the corner! 396 00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:48,482 - Great(!) You thought you would have a headache and I got one! - Where are you going? - To drop you off! 397 00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:53,930 Oh, no, you don't. You promised me some prize money and I'll need it! 398 00:34:54,157 --> 00:35:01,237 - You think I'm mad, dancing with a friend of the boss? - Don't be silly! I got that baby by mistake, 399 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:08,670 - and young Merlin is the only one who can straighten it out! - Look, I don't wanna be SEEN with anyone he knows! 400 00:35:08,985 --> 00:35:14,305 Well, you can take a chance he won't be dancing at The Pink Slipper! 401 00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:17,060 That's right! 402 00:35:17,171 --> 00:35:19,531 Oh... 403 00:35:21,431 --> 00:35:26,711 - The young lady is a perfect stranger to me, sir. - Not to ME, she isn't! 404 00:35:31,122 --> 00:35:35,042 JAZZY DANCE MUSIC 405 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:39,387 That's their car. They're inside. 406 00:35:45,407 --> 00:35:47,927 Here you are, sir. 407 00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:54,529 Nobody gets in without a ticket, buster! How many? 408 00:35:54,722 --> 00:35:57,762 - Three! - That'll be 3. 409 00:36:02,909 --> 00:36:05,469 Here's your change! 410 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:09,582 DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES 411 00:36:28,261 --> 00:36:35,421 - How do you find anybody? - What colour dress is your wife wearing? We'll help! - I haven't got a wife! 412 00:36:35,739 --> 00:36:42,099 Well, don't try and influence us judges with that baby! You dance with a dame, no babies! 413 00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:45,940 BABY LAUGHS 414 00:36:49,899 --> 00:36:52,059 That's her! 415 00:37:11,912 --> 00:37:14,352 - Take this. - Again? 416 00:37:22,144 --> 00:37:28,904 - Would you like to enter this contest with me? - This is very sudden... Let's go, handsome! 417 00:37:29,204 --> 00:37:35,404 Give it all you've got, baby, but warm up slow - I've already been sick! 418 00:37:50,464 --> 00:37:54,064 He's a troublemaker - keep an eye on him! 419 00:37:55,351 --> 00:37:58,591 Lyle, take the gate! 420 00:38:03,329 --> 00:38:06,409 Sorry, pal - come back again soon(!) 421 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:10,905 I must be crazy - I thought I saw young Merlin! 422 00:38:11,098 --> 00:38:14,138 You didn't see Old Man Merlin too?! 423 00:38:19,619 --> 00:38:22,139 Sister, off the floor! 424 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:25,930 I said you were through! Come on, out! 425 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:31,143 Oh...! Gee, I'm sorry! 426 00:38:31,272 --> 00:38:35,192 - This is the worst night of my life. - Why, you...! 427 00:38:35,365 --> 00:38:40,085 - Take your hands off me! - I knew this guy was gonna be trouble! 428 00:38:43,344 --> 00:38:45,984 Coming right up, mac! 429 00:38:47,478 --> 00:38:50,358 - Your baby, sir. - Thanks, Adams(!) 430 00:38:52,074 --> 00:38:59,874 - Hey, bud, we're going inside. If you describe your wife, we'd be happy to... - Oh, shut up! - Excuse me(!) 431 00:39:22,523 --> 00:39:28,603 - Ah... You said it was in the bag! - How did I know we'd be so good we'd win... 432 00:39:28,871 --> 00:39:31,511 - first prize? - Oh... 433 00:39:33,215 --> 00:39:36,255 - Goodnight, Freddie. - Goodnight! 434 00:39:46,373 --> 00:39:49,173 - Goodnight, Freddie! - Mm-hm... 435 00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:08,799 - Well, goodnight, Freddie. - How about having a drink together, gorgeous? 436 00:40:09,054 --> 00:40:13,814 - I haven't any liquor. - You got water! - They...turned it off! 437 00:40:14,024 --> 00:40:19,224 - You're not going to stand here and let a man die of thirst? - Well... - Water! 438 00:40:19,455 --> 00:40:21,975 - Water! - Shh! 439 00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:24,725 - Shh! - Hello, M-M-M-M... 440 00:40:24,842 --> 00:40:31,242 - Shh! - I'm sorry, I was dying of thirst and Polly wanted a drink! - I...? - I didn't... 441 00:40:31,526 --> 00:40:34,406 No, you're right. Goodnight, boss! 442 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,973 Shh! 443 00:40:37,081 --> 00:40:42,561 - Mr Merlin, may I ask...? - Shh! - (May I ask what you're doing in my...?) 444 00:40:42,803 --> 00:40:48,163 THE... The landlady was kind enough to let me - us - in out of the cold! 445 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,600 We've been here for two hours - crying all the time! 446 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:58,306 - Well, I'm sorry. - You should be. - Listen... - YOU listen... Come here. 447 00:40:59,636 --> 00:41:04,796 You are going to listen to me. Your conduct is the worst I've ever seen. 448 00:41:05,025 --> 00:41:11,825 - Would it interest you to know I'm not the mother? - Denying your own child - that's low! 449 00:41:13,545 --> 00:41:16,745 - All right - are you through? - No. 450 00:41:16,886 --> 00:41:20,406 No, I have just one small thing to add. 451 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:27,762 You're fired! And when you look for another job, don't give us as a reference, because if you do... 452 00:41:28,081 --> 00:41:33,081 I'll explain your charming character to them personally! 453 00:41:33,302 --> 00:41:38,342 - Why, that's...that's persecution! - Call it whatever you want! 454 00:41:44,288 --> 00:41:48,648 - HE CLEARS THROAT - Miss Parish? 455 00:41:50,761 --> 00:41:54,401 Have you decided to ask for your job back? 456 00:41:54,562 --> 00:41:57,402 Or will you let that baby starve? 457 00:41:57,528 --> 00:41:59,128 Hmm? 458 00:42:05,631 --> 00:42:09,151 BABY GURGLES 459 00:42:15,823 --> 00:42:20,983 - I'd like my job back, Mr Merlin. - Well, that's better! 460 00:42:21,211 --> 00:42:26,611 Miss Parish, I want you to know I'm only doing this for your own good. 461 00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:31,612 I'm...not as bad as you think. 462 00:42:31,737 --> 00:42:36,857 Isn't there some legal way to make the father support the baby? 463 00:42:39,087 --> 00:42:43,607 - I don't want to have anything to do with him. - You don't? 464 00:42:45,311 --> 00:42:47,991 He used to beat me! 465 00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:50,830 - He didn't?! - He did. 466 00:42:52,454 --> 00:42:54,814 See that? 467 00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:59,916 Coffee pot! 468 00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:02,654 - Why, that...! - Ah... 469 00:43:03,899 --> 00:43:09,779 Don't you worry about a thing. The store is behind you...and the baby. 470 00:43:10,039 --> 00:43:14,839 - Oh, Mr Merlin... The baby didn't do THAT to you! - Oh...no. 471 00:43:15,052 --> 00:43:18,172 You see, uh...I went dancing, too. 472 00:43:18,309 --> 00:43:21,069 - Goodnight. - Oh, goodnight! 473 00:43:21,191 --> 00:43:24,151 - Thank you. Goodnight! - Goodnight. 474 00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:28,505 Gee-ee! 475 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,840 Well, thanks for the job, anyway. Listen, we'd better get undressed. 476 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:48,163 KNOCK ON DOOR 477 00:43:48,299 --> 00:43:50,539 Oh, my. 478 00:43:50,639 --> 00:43:53,719 BABY GURGLES 479 00:43:53,855 --> 00:43:59,295 - I wanna talk to you. - I was just going to bed. - About the baby. - The baby... 480 00:43:59,535 --> 00:44:05,095 You see, I was fired from my job today, and... You won't believe it. 481 00:44:05,342 --> 00:44:11,302 Then I got my job back, but the reason... Oh, you won't go for it! 482 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:16,605 Then I lost my job, and... The baby came, he was delivered... 483 00:44:16,827 --> 00:44:19,507 Oh, it's just getting worse! 484 00:44:19,626 --> 00:44:22,546 Mrs Dugan, what am I going to do? 485 00:44:30,653 --> 00:44:33,133 Oh, uh... 486 00:44:34,371 --> 00:44:36,491 Well... 487 00:44:36,584 --> 00:44:41,544 - you got to take care of your little baby. - Oh, Mrs Dugan! 488 00:44:41,763 --> 00:44:44,883 Oh... Oh! Mrs Dugan! 489 00:44:45,021 --> 00:44:49,941 - Mrs Dugan, that's not my little baby! - He looks just like you! 490 00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:56,679 Hey, you're a cutie! Your mother and me are going to have a lot of fun taking care of you! 491 00:44:56,968 --> 00:45:00,968 - You seem kinda damp. Seems kinda damp! - Damp? 492 00:45:02,481 --> 00:45:05,281 - Oh... - What's its name? 493 00:45:06,575 --> 00:45:08,695 Joan! 494 00:45:14,135 --> 00:45:17,295 JOHN? That's a nice name! 495 00:45:31,678 --> 00:45:34,198 Polly. Psst! 496 00:45:34,310 --> 00:45:39,350 - Oh... - How about putting in a good word for me - to you-know-who? 497 00:45:39,572 --> 00:45:46,652 - Don't talk so loud - you'll wake me. - Polly, the assistant floor-walker's job is open in this section! 498 00:45:46,966 --> 00:45:52,006 A word from you to you-know-who and I could stop pushing this stupid truck. 499 00:45:52,229 --> 00:45:56,629 Miller? Get that truck out of the aisle. Yes, sir! 500 00:45:59,079 --> 00:46:04,119 That's it, Miss Parish. Don't try too hard. Don't oversell. 501 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:08,503 Oh... 502 00:46:09,855 --> 00:46:13,895 - Crowded today, Dan. - Oh, pardon me for a moment. 503 00:46:16,831 --> 00:46:19,191 How are you? 504 00:46:19,294 --> 00:46:21,814 Mmm...I... 505 00:46:21,926 --> 00:46:25,646 I can hear you all right, but I can't see you. 506 00:46:26,939 --> 00:46:29,819 Haven't been asleep for two nights. 507 00:46:33,454 --> 00:46:36,974 Other people have babies. They manage. 508 00:46:37,129 --> 00:46:41,969 - But I got mine so suddenly! - The world is full of surprises. 509 00:46:44,482 --> 00:46:50,762 - Oh, Dan? - Yes? - Mother and child doing well, I take it? - As well as can be expected. 510 00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:56,079 - Good morning, Mr Dan! - Good morning. - How is our little mother? 511 00:46:56,302 --> 00:46:59,102 Beat, Mr Hargraves. Very beat. 512 00:46:59,226 --> 00:47:01,826 Hargraves. Yes? 513 00:47:05,409 --> 00:47:10,169 Aren't you short an assistant floor-walker here? Yes. 514 00:47:12,718 --> 00:47:17,758 On a seniority basis, Fred Miller is entitled to the promotion. 515 00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:24,500 He's an idiot, but he's been here a long time! Inform the idiot of his good luck. 516 00:47:24,789 --> 00:47:26,429 But... 517 00:47:32,098 --> 00:47:36,458 Miller! Yes, sir? I've been watching your work. 518 00:47:36,650 --> 00:47:39,890 It's...adequate. Thank you, sir. 519 00:47:40,034 --> 00:47:47,914 Tomorrow, report to me in a blue suit and take a carnation. You follow? Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! 520 00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:51,543 A SMALL carnation. Yes, sir! 521 00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:59,332 Go-o-orgeous! That's what I call service! 522 00:48:02,256 --> 00:48:04,536 What...? 523 00:48:18,713 --> 00:48:20,273 KNOCK ON DOOR 524 00:48:20,341 --> 00:48:24,261 One more bite. Hup, hup, here we go. ..In! 525 00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:26,594 R-R-R-Rup! 526 00:48:26,691 --> 00:48:33,211 Isn't that the most disgusting stuff you've ever tasted? Nobody can cook it like me! 527 00:48:33,499 --> 00:48:37,019 - KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in! 528 00:48:37,175 --> 00:48:40,255 - Good evening! - Hi! 529 00:48:40,391 --> 00:48:42,951 Come on in. 530 00:48:43,064 --> 00:48:47,744 I was walking through the book department and saw this. 531 00:48:47,951 --> 00:48:54,991 "How To Bring Up Your Baby Scientifically" by Dr Ernest Egelman. I couldn't put it down! 532 00:48:55,302 --> 00:49:00,422 I'll probably be too busy taking care of the baby to read it! 533 00:49:00,648 --> 00:49:03,168 W-Want to sit down? 534 00:49:04,533 --> 00:49:07,213 OK, let's have a big one. 535 00:49:07,332 --> 00:49:12,052 - Come on, a big one. - How do you know you're doing that right? 536 00:49:12,261 --> 00:49:14,341 Uh... 537 00:49:14,432 --> 00:49:19,472 Well, baby opens his mouth, I put the food in and he swallows it! 538 00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:22,455 From there on, he's on his own. 539 00:49:22,577 --> 00:49:27,177 - Come on, now. - Here we are - "Feeding", with a capital F! 540 00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:29,900 That figures! 541 00:49:30,012 --> 00:49:32,532 There you go. 542 00:49:32,644 --> 00:49:35,684 "Now, after the food is prepared, 543 00:49:35,819 --> 00:49:39,339 "the mother will - A - get a spoon..." 544 00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:43,300 Could THIS be one(?) Hmm! 545 00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:46,260 "B - take a spoonful of food and... 546 00:49:47,555 --> 00:49:50,075 "..place on a piece of gauze." 547 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,440 - What? - Place on a piece of gauze! 548 00:49:58,582 --> 00:50:00,902 What for? 549 00:50:01,006 --> 00:50:05,486 Miss Parish... will you please do as the book says? 550 00:50:05,683 --> 00:50:12,723 - A doctor with 20 years' experience should know what he's talking about - believe me! - Oh... 551 00:50:13,034 --> 00:50:15,394 Well... 552 00:50:15,499 --> 00:50:17,539 Oh... 553 00:50:17,628 --> 00:50:19,868 Next? 554 00:50:19,968 --> 00:50:22,768 "And gently rub into the navel." 555 00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:35,845 "And gently rub into the... 556 00:50:35,965 --> 00:50:37,685 "navel"! 557 00:50:39,767 --> 00:50:42,447 Oh, this is ridiculous! 558 00:50:42,565 --> 00:50:49,605 Miss Parish, you see, it's probably to adjust the temperature of the baby's stomach to the food! 559 00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:52,597 I think it's very logical! 560 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:55,768 Well... 561 00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:59,784 Well, I'll see... 562 00:51:02,781 --> 00:51:05,621 Oh, I never heard of such a thing! 563 00:51:05,746 --> 00:51:12,826 - This book... - Let me see that book! - I read very well - I've done it for years! - I read too, Mr Merlin! 564 00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:20,989 "Take a spoonful of food and...place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"! 565 00:51:21,285 --> 00:51:24,365 THAT is exactly what I said! 566 00:51:25,629 --> 00:51:30,949 Well, I am not rubbing any food into this baby's navel! 567 00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:43,829 SHE CLEARS THROAT 568 00:51:43,965 --> 00:51:47,485 "To relieve gas on a child's stomach, 569 00:51:47,641 --> 00:51:50,761 "take a spoonful of warm oil and... 570 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:55,819 "place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"! 571 00:52:01,342 --> 00:52:08,062 - A few Christmas presents from John B Merlin & Son. - Thank you, John B Merlin & Son! 572 00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:13,518 - I'll put them under the tree. - Come on, I'll put you to sleep. Come on. 573 00:52:13,747 --> 00:52:16,307 - Oh! - Excuse me. - Pardon me. 574 00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:18,940 # Hush-a-bye 575 00:52:19,051 --> 00:52:21,531 # Rock-a-bye 576 00:52:21,642 --> 00:52:28,642 # Listen to my lullaby in blue 577 00:52:28,951 --> 00:52:33,511 # Blue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue. # 578 00:52:33,712 --> 00:52:39,272 - Psst! Psst! - # How I love my pretty baby 579 00:52:39,518 --> 00:52:43,878 # Sweet and precious pretty baby 580 00:52:44,071 --> 00:52:49,111 # How I love my pretty baby 581 00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:53,774 # Honest to goodness, I do 582 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:56,690 # See, here 583 00:52:56,810 --> 00:53:01,170 # Sandman's a-coming And he'll be here... # 584 00:53:01,364 --> 00:53:04,524 - BUZZING - # Mighty, mighty soon 585 00:53:04,663 --> 00:53:07,383 # And if you don't cry... # 586 00:53:07,503 --> 00:53:14,383 - BUZZING - # He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon 587 00:53:14,688 --> 00:53:19,928 - # Dream, dream, dream - How I love my pretty baby 588 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,960 - # Be an angel - Sweet and precious pretty baby... # 589 00:53:24,128 --> 00:53:30,328 - BUZZING - # Be a darling, I love my baby - How I love my pretty baby 590 00:53:30,603 --> 00:53:35,483 BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do 591 00:53:35,697 --> 00:53:40,217 # Honest to goodness, I do 592 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:47,738 # Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. # 593 00:53:54,118 --> 00:53:58,478 # How I love my pretty baby 594 00:53:58,671 --> 00:54:03,311 # Sweet and precious pretty baby 595 00:54:03,516 --> 00:54:08,356 # How I love my pretty baby 596 00:54:08,570 --> 00:54:13,850 # Honest to goodness, I do 597 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,804 # See, here 598 00:54:16,924 --> 00:54:20,204 # Sandman's a-coming and he'll... 599 00:54:20,349 --> 00:54:23,949 # Be here mighty, mighty soon 600 00:54:24,109 --> 00:54:27,709 - # And if you don't CRY... # - Shh! 601 00:54:27,868 --> 00:54:33,668 # He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon 602 00:54:35,427 --> 00:54:40,827 - # Dream, dream, dream, be an angel - How I love my pretty baby 603 00:54:41,067 --> 00:54:46,427 - # Dream, dream, dream, be a darling - Sweet and precious pretty baby 604 00:54:46,663 --> 00:54:51,263 - # I love my pretty baby - How I love my pretty baby 605 00:54:51,467 --> 00:54:56,627 BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do 606 00:54:56,855 --> 00:55:01,735 # Honest to goodness, I do 607 00:55:01,952 --> 00:55:08,872 # Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. # 608 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:19,616 - Can I fix you a coffee? - No, thanks. I have some unfinished business - a board of directors' meeting. - Oh. 609 00:55:19,954 --> 00:55:24,034 Oh, I forgot... Give this to the baby. 610 00:55:24,214 --> 00:55:27,254 - BUZZING - OH! Goodnight! - Oh! 611 00:55:27,389 --> 00:55:30,029 - BABY CRIES - Shh! 612 00:55:38,457 --> 00:55:42,497 # Oh, he wouldn't stay for coffee 613 00:55:42,675 --> 00:55:46,355 # And I'm just a little bit upset 614 00:55:46,519 --> 00:55:51,079 # I wonder if "the board of directors" 615 00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:55,201 # Is a blonde, a redhead or brunette! # 616 00:55:59,718 --> 00:56:03,998 Looking for employment, Breckenridge? No, sir. 617 00:56:04,187 --> 00:56:10,227 No, SIR! It's not going to pull you - you have to push it! Go, boy! Go! 618 00:56:10,494 --> 00:56:12,534 Yes, sir! 619 00:56:15,674 --> 00:56:18,914 Break it up, Mary. Sure, JB(!) 620 00:56:19,057 --> 00:56:22,497 Polly, can I talk to you alone? No. 621 00:56:22,649 --> 00:56:25,249 I'm talking to Polly! 622 00:56:25,365 --> 00:56:31,245 Listen, I'm going to a costume party. You come as what you OUGHT to be. 623 00:56:31,503 --> 00:56:37,223 - Will you take a rock and crawl out from under it? - Keep out of this! 624 00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:43,077 Do you want to come and kick up your heels? Speaking of heels... 625 00:56:43,325 --> 00:56:46,085 I told you to keep out of this! 626 00:56:46,207 --> 00:56:53,647 - How about it, baby? You'd be going first-class, it's all free! - Talk to my lawyer! ..Lawyer? 627 00:56:53,976 --> 00:56:58,536 Have you thought of dropping dead? We would step over you. 628 00:56:58,737 --> 00:57:02,817 - I ought to report you. - Report us both! - Oh...! 629 00:57:02,998 --> 00:57:06,038 Uh-uh... Think I'm crazy? 630 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:09,812 - I - think he's crazy! And you, Miss Hawkins? 631 00:57:09,972 --> 00:57:14,332 I never give any thoughts to the peasants, Miss Parish. 632 00:57:15,946 --> 00:57:20,986 - Louise King, please. This is Mr Merlin. - 'Hello?' - Hi, Louise? 633 00:57:21,209 --> 00:57:24,809 - 'I'm sorry, but...' - What have I done now? 634 00:57:24,968 --> 00:57:32,408 Nothing, dear. Absolutely nothing. But are you under the impression that we have a date tonight?! 635 00:57:32,738 --> 00:57:35,898 Yes, uh...I'm afraid I am! 636 00:57:36,037 --> 00:57:41,557 Well, the last thing you said to me, ten days ago, was that you'd call! 637 00:57:41,801 --> 00:57:47,281 - I should apologise...the usual rush at the store... - I'm very sorry(!) 638 00:57:47,524 --> 00:57:50,764 You'll just have to go stag tonight! 639 00:57:50,907 --> 00:57:57,027 - Well, thanks anyway, Louise. I'll find someone. - Oh, of course, darling(!) 640 00:57:57,298 --> 00:58:01,098 It's New Year's Eve. And it's after 8.00! 641 00:58:01,266 --> 00:58:03,866 Happy New Year(!) 642 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:06,500 PHONE SLAMS DOWN 643 00:58:14,757 --> 00:58:20,077 - Oh, Polly, I hate to leave you alone like this. - I'm not alone... No... 644 00:58:20,312 --> 00:58:23,392 - I sort of hoped, uh... - What? 645 00:58:23,528 --> 00:58:27,648 - That Dan might give you a buzz. - On New Year's Eve? 646 00:58:27,831 --> 00:58:32,911 Imagine where he's going - and all the girls who'd like to go with him. 647 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:38,335 - Polly, why not tell him the truth about Johnny? - Much too complicated! 648 00:58:38,566 --> 00:58:41,606 Besides, he'd never believe me. 649 00:58:41,741 --> 00:58:48,581 - You know, it's funny... - Hmm? - Well, at first I was afraid they wouldn't take Johnny back. 650 00:58:48,883 --> 00:58:51,643 Now I'm afraid they might! 651 00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:58,708 - You're really serious about keeping Johnny, aren't you? - He looks like me. 652 00:58:58,948 --> 00:59:02,508 Come on, you'll be late for the party. 653 00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:06,706 - You're wasting valuable time. - Oh, they'll wait! 654 00:59:06,885 --> 00:59:08,765 Well... 655 00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:13,679 Happy New Year...to the Parishes. 656 00:59:13,819 --> 00:59:16,779 The same to you...from us! 657 00:59:16,909 --> 00:59:19,669 - Aw-w... Bye. - Bye. 658 00:59:34,871 --> 00:59:41,911 Now, then. It'll soon be New Year's and we'll open a warm bottle of milk! ..Champagne, I mean! 659 00:59:44,268 --> 00:59:48,388 Come on! You got to get in the mood! Come on, now. 660 00:59:48,571 --> 00:59:52,531 Here's a hat for baby! And a hat for Polly! 661 00:59:52,706 --> 00:59:54,546 There! 662 00:59:54,627 --> 00:59:57,027 That's the spirit! 663 00:59:57,133 --> 00:59:59,653 Come on... Ready? 664 00:59:59,765 --> 01:00:01,525 TOOT 665 01:00:04,025 --> 01:00:05,945 Ooh! 666 01:00:07,158 --> 01:00:09,198 Whee-ee! 667 01:00:11,459 --> 01:00:14,379 That's my fella! That's my boy. 668 01:00:15,636 --> 01:00:18,836 # How I love my pretty baby 669 01:00:18,978 --> 01:00:22,738 # I love every little thing you do 670 01:00:22,904 --> 01:00:26,504 # And every time that you make patty cake 671 01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:30,704 # My heart makes a patty cake too. # 672 01:00:30,882 --> 01:00:34,402 - KNOCK ON DOOR - Oh... 673 01:00:34,558 --> 01:00:38,718 Mary must have forgotten something. Yeah! She did. 674 01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:46,073 - Cinderella? - Oh, Mr Merlin! - I'm in a great hurry, and so are you! 675 01:00:46,295 --> 01:00:51,535 - We're going to a party! Miss Parish, you're not dressed yet! - Stood up? 676 01:00:51,767 --> 01:00:54,567 - What? - You were stood up! 677 01:00:54,691 --> 01:01:01,891 - I told her I'd phone and I forgot to. Get your coat! - Oh, I can't go! Johnny! - Don't worry. Mrs Dugan? 678 01:01:02,210 --> 01:01:08,850 - Mrs Dugan will baby-sit. - I can take my "date" downstairs. - Get your coat! - All right! 679 01:01:09,143 --> 01:01:12,103 - Oh, no... - No?! 680 01:01:12,235 --> 01:01:17,395 - I haven't any clothes! - I thought of that too! Get your coat! - All right! 681 01:01:17,622 --> 01:01:21,142 HE WHISTLES "Lullaby In Blue" 682 01:01:27,355 --> 01:01:32,795 - All right. Goodnight, Johnny! - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! - Yeah... 683 01:01:33,035 --> 01:01:36,195 Happy New Year! Come on, boy. 684 01:01:43,226 --> 01:01:45,746 Wait right here. 685 01:02:04,613 --> 01:02:06,973 Mr Merlin? 686 01:02:07,076 --> 01:02:09,956 Dan? M-Merlin? 687 01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:25,425 ROMANTIC MUSIC 688 01:04:30,929 --> 01:04:34,449 HE WHISTLES 689 01:04:55,448 --> 01:04:58,968 HE WOLF-WHISTLES 690 01:05:33,917 --> 01:05:37,877 DANCE-BAND MUSIC 691 01:05:55,429 --> 01:06:00,909 Oh, you can sure hear those wolves howling on these cold winter nights! 692 01:06:02,655 --> 01:06:07,735 Sit down, gentlemen! No point to my introducing this young lady. 693 01:06:07,959 --> 01:06:13,759 Her father is a Swedish manufacturer and she doesn't speak any English! 694 01:06:14,016 --> 01:06:17,056 HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH 695 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,630 SHE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH 696 01:06:23,665 --> 01:06:26,945 Dan, where did YOU learn Swedish? 697 01:06:27,089 --> 01:06:32,529 I spent two weeks in Sweden...last year. It's a very simple language. 698 01:06:32,770 --> 01:06:36,810 HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH 699 01:06:36,988 --> 01:06:39,508 Sven! 700 01:06:42,753 --> 01:06:45,793 She just said the funniest thing! 701 01:06:45,927 --> 01:06:48,647 She's a very witty girl! 702 01:06:48,768 --> 01:06:52,488 Dan, how do you say "dance" in Swedish? 703 01:06:52,652 --> 01:06:56,212 - Uh..."rovo". - Ja? - Rovo, mademoiselle? 704 01:06:57,915 --> 01:07:01,515 Smorgas! Sven! 705 01:07:16,962 --> 01:07:20,322 TANGO MUSIC 706 01:07:41,731 --> 01:07:44,971 RUMBA MUSIC 707 01:07:54,596 --> 01:07:57,316 MUSIC STOPS 708 01:07:57,435 --> 01:08:00,635 Can you say "thanks" in Swedish, Dan? 709 01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:05,457 BOTH SPEAK MOCK-SWEDISH 710 01:08:07,752 --> 01:08:09,872 Oh... 711 01:08:09,966 --> 01:08:13,566 How do you say "I'm hungry" in Swedish? 712 01:08:13,725 --> 01:08:16,765 Uh..."Samsa DANCING!" 713 01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:21,980 - Let's get out of here and I'll get you something to eat! - Let's go! 714 01:08:22,204 --> 01:08:27,364 - You're not going, are you? - Sorry, we have another stop to make. 715 01:08:27,593 --> 01:08:30,833 Uh...Jor-na "Happy New Year"! 716 01:08:30,977 --> 01:08:32,817 Oh... 717 01:08:32,898 --> 01:08:36,378 Oppy New Ye-e-ear! 718 01:08:36,531 --> 01:08:39,051 Oppy New Ye-e-ear! 719 01:08:39,163 --> 01:08:42,043 ALL: Oppy New Year! 720 01:08:42,170 --> 01:08:44,210 Ah, ja! 721 01:08:44,301 --> 01:08:49,581 I don't blame him for wanting to go, the way you fellas monopolised her! 722 01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:58,237 - Leaving so soon? - We promised to drop in on some other people. 723 01:08:58,460 --> 01:09:02,820 - Tell me, Louise, how did I do? - Not bad for a fill-in! 724 01:09:03,013 --> 01:09:05,773 Personally, I'd rather go stag! 725 01:09:05,895 --> 01:09:08,855 You could, with that short haircut! 726 01:09:08,986 --> 01:09:12,026 DAN GIGGLES 727 01:09:12,161 --> 01:09:15,121 Oppy New Ye-e-ear! 728 01:09:19,596 --> 01:09:22,916 JAZZY MUSIC 729 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:39,040 - Little ahead of time, aren't they? - Doesn't matter what year it is - that goes on all the time! 730 01:09:41,190 --> 01:09:44,150 CLOCK CHIMES 731 01:09:45,784 --> 01:09:49,584 ALL: # Should auld acquaintance be forgot 732 01:09:49,753 --> 01:09:52,833 # And never brought to mind? 733 01:09:52,969 --> 01:09:56,529 # Should auld acquaintance be forgot 734 01:09:56,686 --> 01:10:00,766 # And days of auld lang syne? 735 01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:03,667 # For auld lang syne, my dear 736 01:10:03,788 --> 01:10:06,868 # For auld lang syne 737 01:10:07,003 --> 01:10:09,923 # We'll take a cup o' kindness yet 738 01:10:10,052 --> 01:10:12,972 # For auld lang syne 739 01:10:18,824 --> 01:10:23,824 # Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind...? # 740 01:10:25,340 --> 01:10:29,900 HOOTERS DROWN OUT SPEECH 741 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,301 # ..For the sake of auld lang syne 742 01:10:33,443 --> 01:10:38,923 # For auld lang syne, my dear For auld lang syne 743 01:10:39,166 --> 01:10:42,526 # We'll take a cup o' kindness yet 744 01:10:42,675 --> 01:10:45,155 # For auld lang syne. # 745 01:10:52,698 --> 01:10:54,778 Oh... 746 01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:59,910 - Oh, all I want to do is sit down! - Where were you? I tried to find you. 747 01:11:00,134 --> 01:11:07,174 - I tried to find you too, and I took the subway home. - It doesn't take that long to come downtown! 748 01:11:07,485 --> 01:11:11,925 It does when you forget to put money in your 90 purse! 749 01:11:12,122 --> 01:11:14,162 Oh...! 750 01:11:14,252 --> 01:11:21,572 Oh, my feet will need retreading, and I'm hoarse from saying "Happy New Year" to all the drunks! 751 01:11:21,895 --> 01:11:26,415 - I'm sorry. - Oh... but I had a wonderful time, Dan. 752 01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:29,295 The best night of my life. 753 01:11:29,414 --> 01:11:31,934 So did I, Polly. 754 01:11:32,045 --> 01:11:37,205 Except I didn't dance one dance or get a single New Year's kiss! 755 01:11:42,195 --> 01:11:49,355 Special rule No 4 - "Any employee fraternising with an executive is subject to instant dismissal. 756 01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:52,352 "Signed, John B Merlin." 757 01:11:52,470 --> 01:11:55,230 Miss Parish... 758 01:11:55,352 --> 01:11:58,352 you're fired. 759 01:12:13,397 --> 01:12:15,917 Mr Merlin! 760 01:12:17,114 --> 01:12:19,714 You're...rehired. 761 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:24,498 On second thought...you're fired! 762 01:12:43,930 --> 01:12:48,690 I think I'd better have my...job back...right away! 763 01:12:48,901 --> 01:12:51,421 You're hired! 764 01:12:54,122 --> 01:12:57,522 I...I feel kind of strange! 765 01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:00,312 You know something? 766 01:13:00,428 --> 01:13:03,108 I feel the same way! 767 01:13:03,227 --> 01:13:06,387 # I never felt 768 01:13:06,527 --> 01:13:10,207 # This way before 769 01:13:12,082 --> 01:13:14,602 # I never dreamed 770 01:13:14,713 --> 01:13:18,993 # That this would happen 771 01:13:20,436 --> 01:13:22,916 # A warm caress 772 01:13:23,025 --> 01:13:27,505 # From more or less a stranger 773 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:31,304 # And oh, so suddenly 774 01:13:31,463 --> 01:13:37,663 # You mean oh, so much to me 775 01:13:37,938 --> 01:13:40,898 # I never felt 776 01:13:41,028 --> 01:13:46,388 # I could melt this way before 777 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:49,225 # Or that a kiss 778 01:13:49,340 --> 01:13:55,740 # Could take my heart for granted 779 01:13:56,023 --> 01:13:58,943 # Night after night 780 01:13:59,072 --> 01:14:04,832 # I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are 781 01:14:06,257 --> 01:14:08,897 # And there you are 782 01:14:09,013 --> 01:14:13,573 # What a breathless love affair you are 783 01:14:13,775 --> 01:14:19,935 # I may not know how real Or how unreal 784 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:23,168 # This may be 785 01:14:24,426 --> 01:14:31,066 # I only know I never felt this way 786 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:34,480 # Before. # 787 01:14:45,186 --> 01:14:47,426 Goodnight. 788 01:14:48,736 --> 01:14:53,536 - Goodnight. - And "Smorgas", for the start of a perfect new year. 789 01:14:53,748 --> 01:14:56,268 Smorgas to you! 790 01:14:56,379 --> 01:14:58,459 Well... 791 01:14:58,552 --> 01:15:00,992 goodnight! 792 01:15:01,098 --> 01:15:03,338 Goodnight. 793 01:15:08,785 --> 01:15:11,865 HE SIGHS 794 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:31,590 # I never felt 795 01:15:31,716 --> 01:15:36,916 # I could melt this way before 796 01:15:37,146 --> 01:15:39,826 # Or that a kiss 797 01:15:39,945 --> 01:15:46,945 # Could take my heart for granted 798 01:15:47,254 --> 01:15:49,974 # Night after night 799 01:15:50,093 --> 01:15:55,733 # I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are 800 01:15:55,983 --> 01:16:00,103 # And there you are 801 01:16:00,285 --> 01:16:04,805 # What a breathless love affair you are 802 01:16:05,006 --> 01:16:11,486 # I may not know how real Or how unreal 803 01:16:11,773 --> 01:16:15,173 # This may be 804 01:16:15,323 --> 01:16:18,083 # I only know 805 01:16:18,206 --> 01:16:22,726 # I never felt this way... # 806 01:16:22,925 --> 01:16:25,165 Oh, I'm... 807 01:16:35,832 --> 01:16:38,712 Happy New Year! No... 808 01:16:38,838 --> 01:16:41,358 Smorgas? 809 01:16:56,967 --> 01:16:59,367 Watch our property! 810 01:16:59,472 --> 01:17:02,992 This head is worth more than yours is! 811 01:17:05,237 --> 01:17:08,077 Don't just stand here - back to... 812 01:17:12,004 --> 01:17:16,044 You lost your head! Right, stupid, clean it up! 813 01:17:16,222 --> 01:17:18,662 Hold your breath! 814 01:17:19,898 --> 01:17:24,378 I've said it before and I'll say it again - he is an idiot! 815 01:17:24,576 --> 01:17:27,456 Remember, he is YOUR idiot! 816 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:32,743 Hiya, gorgeous, did you miss a ball on New Year's Eve! 817 01:17:32,971 --> 01:17:36,491 - A miss is as good as a mile, they say! - Agh! 818 01:17:36,648 --> 01:17:43,928 - That's OK, honey - no hard feelings! I still go for the domestic type! I thought this weekend... - Freddie... 819 01:17:44,249 --> 01:17:51,329 You have the lowest mind and the highest hopes. And if you don't stop bothering me, I'll report you. 820 01:17:51,642 --> 01:17:56,962 - Hey, now, wait a minute! - Uh-oh, Dan Merlin! - The number one boy, eh? 821 01:17:57,198 --> 01:18:00,238 We don't want to lose our connections! 822 01:18:00,373 --> 01:18:06,493 - How's the baby? - Fine, thank you! He sleeps on his stomach all the time. - And you? 823 01:18:06,763 --> 01:18:14,203 - Well, not on my stomach...but all the time! - In that case, would you like to go for a drive on Sunday? 824 01:18:14,532 --> 01:18:19,092 I'd love to, but your car may be a little cool for the baby. 825 01:18:19,294 --> 01:18:23,174 Yes, I...I suppose it would. 826 01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:32,060 - I'll be in the park Sunday - with all the other mothers. - Oh... 827 01:18:32,284 --> 01:18:34,964 I'll try to get over. 828 01:18:35,083 --> 01:18:37,843 Well... Oh... 829 01:18:40,136 --> 01:18:45,536 - Creely, do you have a personnel problem? - Yes, young Miller. 830 01:18:48,156 --> 01:18:50,996 His carnation has gone to his head! 831 01:18:51,121 --> 01:18:58,161 - If it's OK, I'll put him back in stock. - That's up to Mr Hargraves. He's head of the flower brigade! 832 01:18:58,473 --> 01:19:02,513 Take the controls, Hargraves. Yes, sir! 833 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:13,282 Good morning, Mr Hargraves! I trust young Dan didn't have anything troublesome on his mind? 834 01:19:21,488 --> 01:19:24,008 Do you follow me? 835 01:19:24,119 --> 01:19:30,999 Miller, we've decided you're an idio...you're inadequate. Report back to the stockroom! 836 01:19:31,304 --> 01:19:32,824 But... 837 01:19:39,532 --> 01:19:46,492 I see you got your flower picked. Put this away until summer, BOY! They can't do this! 838 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:51,680 I know where the body's buried! So crawl in with it! Grr-r! 839 01:19:53,024 --> 01:19:55,224 I'll talk to Mr Creely. 840 01:20:07,225 --> 01:20:10,185 "Mr John...B..." 841 01:20:22,511 --> 01:20:27,311 HUSKY VOICE: This is for JB Merlin, personally. 842 01:20:27,524 --> 01:20:33,164 Very good, sir. Will you wait for a reply? Wait? Reply? No! No! 843 01:20:37,257 --> 01:20:42,617 - Letter for you, sir. - Where's Mr Dan? - He went for a walk in the park, sir. 844 01:20:46,572 --> 01:20:50,692 "This is to let you know that you're a grandfather." 845 01:20:58,518 --> 01:21:03,798 "This is to let you know that you're a grandfather." Grandfather?! No-o! 846 01:21:04,031 --> 01:21:11,711 "If you don't believe me, ask your son and a girl whose name I shan't mention! Yours truly, a friend." 847 01:21:12,051 --> 01:21:14,571 Grandfather! 848 01:21:14,682 --> 01:21:17,362 GRANDfather! 849 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:20,320 Oh... ADAMS! 850 01:21:20,447 --> 01:21:25,327 - ADAMS! - Sir? - What park? - I'm sorry? - What park did Mr Dan go to? 851 01:21:25,542 --> 01:21:30,742 - One downtown, sir. - Downtown is full of parks! - Yes, sir. - Get my hat! - Yes. 852 01:21:30,971 --> 01:21:34,771 Coat! Tie! Vest! Shirt! Overcoat! Scarf! 853 01:21:38,114 --> 01:21:43,554 - There we go! - Hi! - Oh, hello, Dan! - Morning, Johnny! 854 01:21:43,796 --> 01:21:48,636 - HE GURGLES - What does that mean? - Good morning! 855 01:21:48,849 --> 01:21:51,569 Oh...I beg your pardon, John. 856 01:21:51,689 --> 01:21:54,369 Well, thank you! 857 01:21:55,908 --> 01:22:03,148 Oh...the news of my raise came through yesterday. Do I deserve two in a row? How can I ever thank you? 858 01:22:03,468 --> 01:22:06,108 Answer number one - yes. 859 01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:13,825 - Answer number two - you needn't try. I had selfish reasons for giving you more pay. - Nothing personal, I hope? 860 01:22:14,161 --> 01:22:19,641 - Well, sort of. Old John Parish here is involved. - I don't understand. 861 01:22:19,883 --> 01:22:23,403 Now you can afford a part-time nurse. Hire Mrs Dugan. 862 01:22:23,559 --> 01:22:28,599 - Johnny won't be on your hands so much. - But I want him on my hands! 863 01:22:28,822 --> 01:22:35,862 - You seem to have come a long way for a girl who wouldn't admit he was yours. - Well, I... 864 01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:39,780 He looks like me! 865 01:22:39,891 --> 01:22:43,531 Doesn't he look like the coffee pot thrower?! 866 01:22:47,702 --> 01:22:51,542 Yes, I... I suppose he looks like him. 867 01:22:51,712 --> 01:22:56,352 - Maybe that'll bring him back. He may want... - No, he won't. 868 01:22:56,556 --> 01:23:03,076 - That baby's mine, Dan, and he'll stay mine. - Yours and the coffee pot thrower's! 869 01:23:03,364 --> 01:23:10,164 We'd better stop this discussion. I'm not experienced enough to take care of TWO babies! 870 01:23:11,886 --> 01:23:17,286 - Well... Nice, bright day! Perfect day for the park! - Mr Merlin! - Dad! 871 01:23:17,525 --> 01:23:22,845 - Polly, this is my father. - How do you do? - How do you do? And who is this? 872 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:26,000 This is Miss Parish's little boy. 873 01:23:28,594 --> 01:23:30,874 A boy! 874 01:23:32,854 --> 01:23:35,694 Would you mind - if I were careful - 875 01:23:35,820 --> 01:23:39,340 would you let me hold him, just a minute? 876 01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:43,436 Of course, Mr Merlin. 877 01:23:43,547 --> 01:23:47,067 MR MERLIN CHUCKLES 878 01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:50,022 BABY GURGLES 879 01:23:50,147 --> 01:23:52,587 I know that chin! 880 01:23:55,284 --> 01:23:57,804 - What's his name? - Uh... 881 01:23:57,915 --> 01:23:59,715 John! 882 01:23:59,795 --> 01:24:02,555 Thanks for that, anyway. 883 01:24:05,267 --> 01:24:08,787 Is there something I can do for you, sir? 884 01:24:08,942 --> 01:24:11,502 Oh, you've done it! 885 01:24:11,615 --> 01:24:18,135 - I wouldn't keep John out much longer. It's chilly. - Dad? You're acting strangely. 886 01:24:18,424 --> 01:24:22,824 - What's the matter? - I will discuss this with you at home. 887 01:24:23,018 --> 01:24:26,138 Good day, uh...MISS Parish. 888 01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:34,380 Oh, no! Excuse me! 889 01:24:34,505 --> 01:24:36,185 Dad! 890 01:24:36,259 --> 01:24:40,179 Dad! Wait a minute! Wait! Wait! 891 01:24:45,783 --> 01:24:48,183 Oh-h-h! 892 01:24:51,672 --> 01:24:54,192 Oh, Johnny! 893 01:24:54,304 --> 01:24:56,944 You trap everybody! 894 01:25:01,070 --> 01:25:03,590 - Look here...! - Now...! 895 01:25:03,702 --> 01:25:06,822 - Morning, sir. - Good morning, Adams. 896 01:25:13,894 --> 01:25:16,654 BOTH TOGETHER: Now...! 897 01:25:16,775 --> 01:25:22,415 - I - do the talking. 20 years I've been waiting. What for? A grandson! 898 01:25:22,665 --> 01:25:24,905 But, Dad... 899 01:25:26,090 --> 01:25:28,610 Oh, excuse me, sir. 900 01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:43,645 - Dad... - My grandson needs a decent home! Respectable married parents! - Listen... - Not until you're honest! 901 01:25:43,966 --> 01:25:46,166 Just listen... 902 01:25:48,603 --> 01:25:51,323 Oh...excuse me, sir. 903 01:26:01,259 --> 01:26:08,939 - Now... - Dan, you're going to marry that girl and bring my grandson into this house! - You haven't any grandson! 904 01:26:09,278 --> 01:26:15,638 - Can't you understand? - Do you think I'm in my dotage?! I saw the baby, the girl and you! 905 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:23,400 And I have other information - a letter! I'd know that baby anywhere. He looks exactly like me! 906 01:26:23,731 --> 01:26:30,651 I don't know if you need a psychiatrist - you may - but you certainly need glasses! 907 01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:36,518 Oh, do I? Let me tell you what I'm going to do, with or without glasses. 908 01:26:36,763 --> 01:26:43,843 I'm going to have my grandchild, in spite of you or his mother! Even if I have to go to the Supreme Court! 909 01:26:44,156 --> 01:26:50,716 - You are the stubbornest man I ever saw! - Don't you dare leave without my permission! 910 01:26:54,807 --> 01:26:57,727 Haven't we any spoons in this house?! 911 01:26:57,856 --> 01:27:00,456 Oh... Excuse me, sir. 912 01:27:02,033 --> 01:27:05,153 KNOCK ON DOOR 913 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,891 (Just a minute!) 914 01:27:10,805 --> 01:27:13,245 - Hi! - Hi. 915 01:27:15,274 --> 01:27:17,354 Oh... 916 01:27:18,699 --> 01:27:22,339 Don't laugh - the joke may be on you! 917 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:30,060 - What? - My father wants the baby. He's probably sending for lawyers. - He can't! Johnny belongs to me! 918 01:27:30,395 --> 01:27:35,675 - Then dig up that coffee pot thrower to testify... - I... I can't. 919 01:27:35,907 --> 01:27:39,187 You must take me to see your father! 920 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:47,173 You don't understand. He's gone off the reservation and he's doing war whoops! ..He wanted me to marry you. 921 01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:53,320 He wanted to set up a ready-made family just so he'd have a grandson. 922 01:27:53,576 --> 01:27:56,056 He's gone crazy! 923 01:27:57,921 --> 01:27:59,961 Well... 924 01:28:00,051 --> 01:28:03,651 he must be... if he thought I'D marry you! 925 01:28:03,810 --> 01:28:07,970 - Oh, Polly...I didn't mean it that way! - Please go! 926 01:28:08,154 --> 01:28:13,754 - I didn't realise how that sounded! - The baby's taking... Please go! 927 01:28:14,002 --> 01:28:16,522 - Polly... - Please! 928 01:28:50,215 --> 01:28:53,255 Mrs Dugan, I'm in terrible trouble! 929 01:28:55,186 --> 01:29:02,306 - I think I'll have to leave town. He's getting lawyers. He's going to take Johnny! - Who, young Mr Merlin? 930 01:29:02,621 --> 01:29:07,021 No, old Mr Merlin. He thinks Johnny's his grandson! 931 01:29:07,215 --> 01:29:10,535 - Ain't he? - No! 932 01:29:10,682 --> 01:29:15,722 You see, that day on my lunch hour, I just happened to be going... 933 01:29:15,945 --> 01:29:19,785 Oh, I wish I could explain, Mrs Dugan, but I... 934 01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:25,115 - Oh... - That's Mike, my sister's son, down from Harvard for the weekend. 935 01:29:25,344 --> 01:29:31,144 Miss Parish is the one with Johnny. ..Harvard - they all look that way! 936 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:37,880 - Hi. - Hi! - He'll send someone to ask me questions and I won't be able to answer them! 937 01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:45,726 Miss Parish, this situation suggests that if your infant had a father, there would be no need for concern! 938 01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:49,980 - They generally do, you know. - I kn... 939 01:29:52,492 --> 01:29:55,452 Yes...that's right! 940 01:29:55,584 --> 01:30:00,184 Yeah... we just need an old man for Johnny! 941 01:30:03,102 --> 01:30:09,302 No, I'm too young and innocent! Hey, Daddy, where's the cigars? What cigars?! 942 01:30:09,577 --> 01:30:12,817 HE WHISTLES 943 01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:16,520 - Miller! I want to talk to you. - Yes, sir? 944 01:30:16,677 --> 01:30:24,277 - You know Miss Parish well, don't you? - Polly? I hardly know her name! - Who's the father of her baby? 945 01:30:24,613 --> 01:30:30,973 - Not me! - Did you ever meet the father? - No, sir. I don't think there is one! 946 01:30:31,254 --> 01:30:35,934 - What?! - I think she got it like... winning a raffle! 947 01:30:36,142 --> 01:30:43,502 - Miller? - Yes, sir? - Would you like your carnation back? - Would I?! - All right, come with me. - Yes, sir. 948 01:30:51,972 --> 01:30:57,012 - We have Mr Wharton on the phone, sir. - Wharton? Hold this. Don't drop it. 949 01:30:59,282 --> 01:31:06,602 - Hello. - Mr and Mrs Clancy are here. - Never heard of them. Throw them out! ..Wharton, where are you? Skiing?! 950 01:31:06,926 --> 01:31:12,206 - A lawyer, your age? - It's about the baby. - I need you here. Something... 951 01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:19,159 MY baby? Well, show them in! ..No, Wharton, I wasn't talking to you. I haven't had a baby! 952 01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:23,183 Please be seated. 953 01:31:29,022 --> 01:31:32,742 Mrs Clancy? I thought you were Miss Parish. 954 01:31:32,906 --> 01:31:40,426 Oh, that's the name I go by at the store. Mr Clancy - Mike - and I have been married for two years. 955 01:31:40,758 --> 01:31:45,238 Y-Yes, sir. Two years. Give or take a few weeks. 956 01:31:45,437 --> 01:31:52,477 - Your son told us there seems to be some misunderstanding about...our baby. - YOUR baby? 957 01:31:52,789 --> 01:31:57,149 Yes, sir. Mrs Clancy is the mother and I, of course... 958 01:31:57,341 --> 01:32:01,781 I hope that clears up any wrong ideas you may have had. 959 01:32:04,024 --> 01:32:08,344 It's as though there had been a death in the family. 960 01:32:13,422 --> 01:32:16,462 Now, then, Dad, here is the father! 961 01:32:16,596 --> 01:32:22,236 Uh, Mr Merlin, my wife - Miss Parish - is a...is...is... 962 01:32:22,486 --> 01:32:27,566 is a very nervous woman, and...and your son told me... 963 01:32:27,791 --> 01:32:32,591 that you...you want to take our son away from us. 964 01:32:32,802 --> 01:32:34,562 Uh... 965 01:32:34,641 --> 01:32:37,361 You scared Miss Parish! 966 01:32:37,481 --> 01:32:44,361 Mr Merlin, just how much, I ask you, are we supposed to give up for the store? 967 01:32:44,665 --> 01:32:47,745 - Hmm? - See him? 968 01:32:47,881 --> 01:32:54,441 That's the father SHE brought round! You two have slipped up - you've got one too many! 969 01:32:56,069 --> 01:33:02,149 - So...you finally showed up? - I was unable to arrive more promptly - I am at university! 970 01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:09,937 - That was charming, running out on her, so you could go to school(!) - Dan, it's all over. The jig is up! 971 01:33:11,940 --> 01:33:14,180 Come here. 972 01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:16,800 You know what this is? 973 01:33:16,911 --> 01:33:23,031 - As an assumption, I'd say a coffee pot! - That's a good assumption from you! 974 01:33:23,302 --> 01:33:28,742 - Ow! - You can't do that! - Who's going to stop me? - You're not impressing me! 975 01:33:28,982 --> 01:33:36,582 - As for you, I'm going to prosecute you for...something! - Mr Merlin, your son made me do it - HE'S the father! 976 01:33:36,918 --> 01:33:40,638 - HE'S the father! - I'm not, I'm a Harvard man! 977 01:33:40,804 --> 01:33:45,724 Wait...I don't care who the father is - I'M the grandfather! 978 01:33:48,113 --> 01:33:50,953 Sir, "Mother" just left. 979 01:33:51,077 --> 01:33:54,117 - Left?! - She'll take the baby! 980 01:33:54,252 --> 01:33:57,532 THEY ALL SHOUT 981 01:33:58,806 --> 01:34:01,406 You're a Harvard man?! 982 01:34:28,503 --> 01:34:35,943 - Which tenant do you want? - You know! - She's gone! - Where's my grandson? - Gone too! - She hasn't had time to go! 983 01:34:36,272 --> 01:34:39,992 - Hasn't had time! - Go ahead - I've got the key! 984 01:34:40,156 --> 01:34:46,956 - Mr Dugan, I must see her. - I'm not going to bandy words with you - where's that child? 985 01:34:47,258 --> 01:34:54,298 - Where is my grandchild? Answer me, woman! I am John B Merlin, chairman of the company! - Mrs Dugan... 986 01:34:54,609 --> 01:34:59,489 I have money, lawyers and a vindictive personality! 987 01:34:59,704 --> 01:35:04,864 - Mrs... - Now I've explained to a woman of limited brains, what do you say? 988 01:35:05,093 --> 01:35:07,693 Where did you get that hat, John?! 989 01:35:10,147 --> 01:35:13,267 BABY GURGLES 990 01:35:16,663 --> 01:35:20,303 Polly? Mrs Dugan, please, she must be... 991 01:35:20,464 --> 01:35:24,224 Hello, darling, coochy-coochy-coochy! 992 01:35:24,390 --> 01:35:29,750 - You're old enough for a grandfather, anyway! - Thank you! ..Coochy-coochy! 993 01:35:37,047 --> 01:35:39,647 Why don't you leave me alone? 994 01:35:39,761 --> 01:35:44,801 - I can't. - Well, you'll have to from now on! Go away! - I can't. 995 01:35:45,024 --> 01:35:51,904 You're not going to get Johnny - you, your father or anybody! I love him! He looks like me! 996 01:35:52,209 --> 01:35:57,449 - My father says Johnny looks like HIM. - Let me tell you something... 997 01:35:57,680 --> 01:36:03,880 - I'm listening. - I found Johnny, and finders are keepers! You just try to get him! 998 01:36:04,154 --> 01:36:10,474 - That's the other Merlin. I'm the young one! - Mr Merlin, you can believe it or not. 999 01:36:10,754 --> 01:36:18,234 I was looking for a job - and Johnny was on the steps of the home... You wouldn't believe it. Nobody does. 1000 01:36:18,565 --> 01:36:21,205 - I do. - Oh, sure you... 1001 01:36:21,321 --> 01:36:26,321 - You do? - Now, I have something to tell YOU. - What? 1002 01:36:26,542 --> 01:36:29,462 I'M the father of that baby. 1003 01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:33,040 You are? 1004 01:36:33,142 --> 01:36:35,182 Dan? 1005 01:36:35,272 --> 01:36:39,312 That's the first true thing you've said all day! 1006 01:36:42,247 --> 01:36:45,687 # Into my life 1007 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:48,920 # Came a bundle of joy 1008 01:36:50,184 --> 01:36:57,184 # Now the joy of my life Is to share it all with you 1009 01:36:58,872 --> 01:37:02,552 # And what will we find 1010 01:37:02,714 --> 01:37:06,514 # In a bundle of joy? 1011 01:37:06,682 --> 01:37:09,962 # We will find peace of mind 1012 01:37:10,108 --> 01:37:13,108 # And most of our dreams come true 1013 01:37:16,999 --> 01:37:20,399 # There will be smiles 1014 01:37:20,549 --> 01:37:24,389 # Intermingled with tears 1015 01:37:24,560 --> 01:37:31,840 # And those promising years We can both look forward to 1016 01:37:33,415 --> 01:37:37,455 # And so, aren't we 1017 01:37:37,633 --> 01:37:41,913 # A fortunate girl, a fortunate boy? 1018 01:37:42,102 --> 01:37:45,502 # To share a bundle of joy 1019 01:37:45,652 --> 01:37:51,812 # That's wrapped with blessings from above 1020 01:37:52,085 --> 01:37:55,085 # And tied with a ribbon 1021 01:37:55,218 --> 01:38:01,138 # Of everlasting 1022 01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:05,040 # Love! # 86937