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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,363 --> 00:00:03,363 (light piano music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13,277 --> 00:00:16,360 (electronic beeping) 5 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:18,612 - Yeah. 6 00:00:23,581 --> 00:00:25,164 I'll be there soon. 7 00:00:26,562 --> 00:00:29,562 (light piano music) 8 00:00:31,947 --> 00:00:36,014 - Let's take a quick peak and see if it's bigger than mine! 9 00:00:36,056 --> 00:00:37,337 (knocking) 10 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:38,212 Come in! 11 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:43,141 (light piano music) 12 00:00:49,272 --> 00:00:51,187 - Thanks for doing this for me. 13 00:00:51,229 --> 00:00:52,205 - No problem. 14 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:53,414 Happy to help. 15 00:00:56,773 --> 00:00:59,773 (light piano music) 16 00:01:13,701 --> 00:01:16,034 Yes, so beautiful and silky. 17 00:01:19,194 --> 00:01:22,194 (light piano music) 18 00:01:32,199 --> 00:01:34,616 Is everything to your liking? 19 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,097 - Shut the fuck up. 20 00:01:39,559 --> 00:01:42,642 (Mortician cackling) 21 00:01:47,778 --> 00:01:50,778 (light piano music) 22 00:02:47,990 --> 00:02:49,518 - Oh shit. 23 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,552 I'm gonna need to take a shit now. 24 00:02:51,594 --> 00:02:52,427 Oh god! 25 00:02:53,877 --> 00:02:56,265 Fuckin, I've gotta take a shit so bad. 26 00:02:56,307 --> 00:02:57,798 It's fuckin' brewing. 27 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,447 I've gotta drive over. 28 00:03:00,489 --> 00:03:01,322 Holy shit! 29 00:03:02,268 --> 00:03:03,268 Porta potty! 30 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,955 Richard, today is your lucky day! 31 00:03:05,997 --> 00:03:08,747 No shitting in the woods for you! 32 00:03:10,437 --> 00:03:11,745 Oh, there's my lucky day. 33 00:03:11,787 --> 00:03:13,658 Beats a shit in the fuckin' woods. 34 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:15,044 God damn it. 35 00:03:15,086 --> 00:03:16,336 Ugh, Taco Bell! 36 00:03:19,745 --> 00:03:21,995 (groaning) 37 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:28,154 (sloshing water) 38 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:36,336 (groaning) 39 00:03:39,643 --> 00:03:41,807 Oh, what the hell is a porta potty doing here anyway? 40 00:03:41,849 --> 00:03:44,182 But I'm glad I found it, ah! 41 00:03:45,575 --> 00:03:48,325 (sloshing water) 42 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:52,917 (heavy breathing) 43 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:56,042 (demonic whispering) 44 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:58,989 (rattling) 45 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,364 - What the fuck? 46 00:04:01,705 --> 00:04:04,668 Hey, sorry I'm using your porta potty. 47 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:06,152 (rattling) 48 00:04:06,194 --> 00:04:07,563 I'll be out in a god damn minute! 49 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:08,593 Just give me a minute. 50 00:04:08,635 --> 00:04:11,452 I'll be out of your porta potty. 51 00:04:11,494 --> 00:04:12,798 All right! All right! 52 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,948 Fine, fine, is that what you want? 53 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,589 That's what you want? 54 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,941 What! 55 00:04:17,983 --> 00:04:20,650 (ominous music) 56 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,244 That's right. 57 00:04:24,286 --> 00:04:26,942 Run off, you fuckin' pussy. 58 00:04:26,984 --> 00:04:29,960 (animal growling) 59 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:31,617 Oh shit! 60 00:04:31,659 --> 00:04:33,200 Get the fuck away from me, bitch ass! 61 00:04:33,242 --> 00:04:34,075 Ah! Ah! 62 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,559 (gurgling) 63 00:04:44,027 --> 00:04:46,371 (squelching) 64 00:04:46,413 --> 00:04:47,904 ♪ Uh, yeah ♪ 65 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:49,655 ♪ I got your bae all on me ♪ 66 00:04:49,697 --> 00:04:51,201 ♪ A couple of chains all on me ♪ 67 00:04:51,243 --> 00:04:53,126 ♪ Please don't run up when the K is on me ♪ 68 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,052 ♪ Selli gonna spray the 40 ♪ 69 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,720 ♪ If you want beef, we don't play, we on 'em ♪ 70 00:04:56,762 --> 00:04:58,555 ♪ I know who slain his homies ♪ 71 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,346 ♪ Tell him pull up and he came with police ♪ 72 00:05:00,388 --> 00:05:02,431 ♪ I got the clout when I changed the old me ♪ 73 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,790 ♪ These bitches know I'm the shit, times two ♪ 74 00:05:04,832 --> 00:05:06,292 ♪ No we don't kick kung fu ♪ 75 00:05:06,334 --> 00:05:07,873 ♪ Pull up with sticks, mops, broom ♪ 76 00:05:07,915 --> 00:05:10,081 ♪ Let that shit rip, pow, boom ♪ 77 00:05:10,123 --> 00:05:11,664 ♪ Your boyfriend a rat, it's not cool ♪ 78 00:05:11,706 --> 00:05:13,589 ♪ I picked up the strap when I dropped out of school ♪ 79 00:05:13,631 --> 00:05:14,543 ♪ These rappers is faggots ♪ 80 00:05:14,585 --> 00:05:16,031 ♪ They keep rockin' purses and chokers ♪ 81 00:05:16,073 --> 00:05:16,864 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 82 00:05:16,906 --> 00:05:18,186 ♪ I look at these niggas like food ♪ 83 00:05:18,228 --> 00:05:19,741 ♪ Uh, free my little cousin, they tellin' right on him ♪ 84 00:05:19,783 --> 00:05:21,660 ♪ These niggas pussy, I smell it right on 'em. ♪ 85 00:05:21,702 --> 00:05:23,464 ♪ He think think it's sweet, send the dossier gonna ♪ 86 00:05:23,506 --> 00:05:25,530 ♪ Just send that location, he dead by the morning ♪ 87 00:05:25,572 --> 00:05:27,792 ♪ Shout out my niggas that trap everyday ♪ 88 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:29,485 ♪ To setup that 401K, hey ♪ 89 00:05:29,527 --> 00:05:30,856 ♪ Shorty, I'm trying to pull up, where you stayin' ♪ 90 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,242 ♪ Ain't takin' no hoe on a date ♪ 91 00:05:32,284 --> 00:05:33,824 ♪ Pull up in the truck, I'm swerving ♪ 92 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,540 ♪ Trying to drive when she suck, I'm nervous ♪ 93 00:05:35,582 --> 00:05:37,431 ♪ Says she don't give it to no other person ♪ 94 00:05:37,473 --> 00:05:38,264 ♪ Word ♪ 95 00:05:38,306 --> 00:05:39,662 ♪ I was like, yup, I heard it ♪ 96 00:05:39,704 --> 00:05:41,416 ♪ Shorty a slut, she worthless ♪ 97 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,668 ♪ I run it up, for certain ♪ 98 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,594 ♪ Ain't got a jig, I come up from verses ♪ 99 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,941 ♪ Remember them days I stuck in the trap ♪ 100 00:05:45,983 --> 00:05:46,851 ♪ Had the drugs for purchase ♪ 101 00:05:46,893 --> 00:05:48,567 ♪ I got your bae all on me ♪ 102 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,016 ♪ A couple of chains all on me ♪ 103 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,817 ♪ Please don't run up when the K is on me ♪ 104 00:05:51,859 --> 00:05:52,650 ♪ Boom ♪ 105 00:05:52,692 --> 00:05:54,039 ♪ Selli gonna spray the 40 ♪ 106 00:05:54,081 --> 00:05:55,829 ♪ If you want beef, we don't play, we on 'em ♪ 107 00:05:55,871 --> 00:05:57,632 ♪ I know who slain his homies ♪ 108 00:05:57,674 --> 00:05:59,619 ♪ Tell him pull up and he came with police ♪ 109 00:05:59,661 --> 00:06:01,238 ♪ I got the clout when I changed the old me ♪ 110 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,713 ♪ These bitches know I'm the shit, times two ♪ 111 00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:05,495 ♪ No we don't kick, kung fu ♪ 112 00:06:05,537 --> 00:06:07,040 ♪ Pull up with sticks, mops, broom ♪ 113 00:06:07,082 --> 00:06:08,941 ♪ Let that shit rip, pow, boom ♪ 114 00:06:08,983 --> 00:06:11,023 ♪ Your boyfriend a rat, it's not cool ♪ 115 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:12,539 ♪ I picked up the strap when I dropped out of school ♪ 116 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:13,786 ♪ These rappers is faggots ♪ 117 00:06:13,828 --> 00:06:15,011 ♪ They keep rockin purses and chokers ♪ 118 00:06:15,053 --> 00:06:16,789 ♪ I look at them niggas like food ♪ 119 00:06:16,831 --> 00:06:19,120 ♪ Pull up to the club in an exotic car ♪ 120 00:06:19,162 --> 00:06:20,149 ♪ You ride around trying to park ♪ 121 00:06:20,191 --> 00:06:22,321 ♪ Shout out my dogs that have been here from the start ♪ 122 00:06:22,363 --> 00:06:24,418 ♪ The megalodon, I'm a shark yeah ♪ 123 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,339 ♪ I said my haters to slide in the dark ♪ 124 00:06:26,381 --> 00:06:28,132 ♪ He ain't never miss a mark ♪ 125 00:06:28,174 --> 00:06:30,045 ♪ Uh, I just want to get some plaques and awards ♪ 126 00:06:30,087 --> 00:06:31,542 ♪ Could give a fuck about the charts ♪ 127 00:06:31,584 --> 00:06:32,572 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 128 00:06:32,614 --> 00:06:34,007 ♪ I did my half a million by the summer ♪ 129 00:06:34,049 --> 00:06:35,882 ♪ Your little baby wanna fuck a dick, I'm think gonna ♪ 130 00:06:35,924 --> 00:06:37,598 ♪ I had to concentrate to get that money ♪ 131 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,486 ♪ I sit back and stack, now these bitches love me ♪ 132 00:06:39,528 --> 00:06:41,437 ♪ Tell me my bro, I know he's jealous of me ♪ 133 00:06:41,479 --> 00:06:43,458 ♪ Like, why he keep sneak dissing to the public ♪ 134 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,074 ♪ Her boyfriend hit me, ask me if I fucked her ♪ 135 00:06:45,116 --> 00:06:46,521 ♪ I hit him back, like bitch ♪ 136 00:06:46,563 --> 00:06:47,821 ♪ I got your bae all on me ♪ 137 00:06:47,863 --> 00:06:49,269 ♪ A couple of chains all on me ♪ 138 00:06:49,311 --> 00:06:51,207 ♪ Please don't run up when the K is on me ♪ 139 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:52,041 ♪ Boom ♪ 140 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,059 ♪ Selli gonna spray the 40 ♪ 141 00:06:53,101 --> 00:06:55,108 ♪ If you want beef, we don't play, we on 'em ♪ 142 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:56,674 ♪ I know who slain his homies ♪ 143 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,517 ♪ Tell him pull up and he came with police ♪ 144 00:06:58,559 --> 00:07:00,209 ♪ I got the clout when I changed the old me ♪ 145 00:07:00,251 --> 00:07:02,491 ♪ These bitches know I'm the shit, times two ♪ 146 00:07:02,533 --> 00:07:04,220 ♪ No we don't kick, kung fu ♪ 147 00:07:04,262 --> 00:07:06,119 ♪ Pull up with sticks, mops, broom ♪ 148 00:07:06,161 --> 00:07:08,104 ♪ Let that shit rip, pow, boom ♪ 149 00:07:08,146 --> 00:07:09,824 ♪ Your boyfriend rat, it's not cool ♪ 150 00:07:09,866 --> 00:07:11,722 ♪ I picked up the strap when I dropped out of school ♪ 151 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,669 ♪ These rappers is faggots ♪ 152 00:07:12,711 --> 00:07:13,893 ♪ They keep rockin' purses and chokers ♪ 153 00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:15,696 ♪ I look at them niggas like food ♪ 154 00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:18,260 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 155 00:07:18,302 --> 00:07:20,802 (light music) 156 00:07:30,581 --> 00:07:32,748 (dialing) 157 00:07:39,119 --> 00:07:41,910 (popping) 158 00:07:41,952 --> 00:07:44,619 (phone ringing) 159 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,259 - What's up, pussy lips? 160 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,927 - Who the fuck are you talking to? 161 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:49,932 - [Shawn] I'm talking to you. 162 00:07:49,974 --> 00:07:51,196 - What's good, bro? 163 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,794 - I'm just pre-gaming before the party. 164 00:07:53,836 --> 00:07:54,825 - [Will] I'm getting ripe. 165 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:55,955 - Yeah, me too. 166 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,623 This party's gonna be fucking awesome. 167 00:07:57,665 --> 00:08:00,150 - [Will] I've been ready since the last time. 168 00:08:00,192 --> 00:08:02,638 - Dude, dude and Ashley's gonna be there, dude. 169 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,946 So I'm gonna get to smash it tonight. 170 00:08:04,988 --> 00:08:07,520 - You ain't hit that shit yet, bro? 171 00:08:07,562 --> 00:08:09,129 - Dude, I've been trying for months. 172 00:08:09,171 --> 00:08:11,189 It just, it just hasn't happened. 173 00:08:11,231 --> 00:08:12,563 But it was worth the wait. 174 00:08:12,605 --> 00:08:14,732 I think I love her. 175 00:08:14,774 --> 00:08:17,445 - [Will] Come on, just whip it out. 176 00:08:17,487 --> 00:08:18,820 I'm telling you. 177 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:23,575 - Yeah, I tried that once, but it almost caught me a charge. 178 00:08:23,617 --> 00:08:25,453 - I ain't telling you I know from experience, 179 00:08:25,495 --> 00:08:26,766 just whip it out. 180 00:08:26,808 --> 00:08:29,673 - Dude, I might have to if I don't get to clap them cheeks. 181 00:08:29,715 --> 00:08:31,023 - Yo, the party's gonna be lit. 182 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:33,059 There's gonna be plenty of girls there. 183 00:08:33,101 --> 00:08:34,911 - [Shawn] Yeah, yeah, you know what we should do? 184 00:08:34,953 --> 00:08:36,984 All of us link up at my house 185 00:08:37,026 --> 00:08:38,983 and we'll drive the truck there. 186 00:08:39,025 --> 00:08:40,774 - Cool, I'm cool with that. 187 00:08:40,816 --> 00:08:42,429 - [Shawn] All right, word, see ya later limp dick. 188 00:08:42,471 --> 00:08:43,313 - Later. 189 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:44,938 - All right, peace. 190 00:08:45,845 --> 00:08:48,095 (slurping) 191 00:08:48,997 --> 00:08:49,851 Oh! 192 00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:52,393 I fucking love party day, woo! 193 00:08:54,453 --> 00:08:56,976 - [Radio] Coming by, we'll send someone over. 194 00:08:57,018 --> 00:08:58,487 216 okay. 195 00:08:58,529 --> 00:09:01,443 2124 here, in East Cacalade, 196 00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:03,602 we might need another vehicle. 197 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,577 (yawning) 198 00:09:05,619 --> 00:09:07,049 - [Radio] Copy that, we have a neighbor calling. 199 00:09:07,091 --> 00:09:09,591 8482, we're at Chicago avenue. 200 00:09:12,915 --> 00:09:13,832 - Let's go! 201 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:16,812 - Fuck yeah, woo! 202 00:09:16,854 --> 00:09:17,916 - Woo. 203 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,940 - I'm so ready for this. 204 00:09:19,982 --> 00:09:22,482 (funky music) 205 00:09:37,656 --> 00:09:40,323 (phone ringing) 206 00:09:43,718 --> 00:09:46,535 - Hey Shawn, you're on speaker right now. 207 00:09:46,577 --> 00:09:48,927 - Yo, where the fuck are you guys? 208 00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:52,067 Don't tell me you pussies are bailing. 209 00:09:52,109 --> 00:09:54,609 (funky music) 210 00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:56,644 - Oh, man. 211 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:03,461 I wish we could come, but I'm super busy right now. 212 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:07,896 - Come on, bro, you can push a whole stash here. 213 00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:09,411 - Yeah, I'll talk to Tom and see. 214 00:10:09,453 --> 00:10:13,361 But we've got a lot going on right now. 215 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:16,795 - Well, at least stay light on the fucking trail. 216 00:10:16,837 --> 00:10:18,004 What the fuck? 217 00:10:19,977 --> 00:10:21,394 All right, peace. 218 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:28,779 - Ha. 219 00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:31,748 Yo, are we going to a party? 220 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:34,263 - Get the premium stash. 221 00:10:34,305 --> 00:10:37,055 (sirens wailing) 222 00:10:47,528 --> 00:10:49,693 (ominous music) 223 00:10:49,735 --> 00:10:50,568 - Fuck! 224 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:01,389 (dogs barking) 225 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:02,264 - Ah. 226 00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:04,311 Wait out here. 227 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:07,186 I've got some business to conduct. 228 00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:13,717 - Hurry up before I cut some bacon off that fat ass. 229 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,805 - Olivia, stop doing that. 230 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:18,835 You're fucking up my stash. 231 00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,563 - Gotcha, ya little bitch! 232 00:11:20,605 --> 00:11:21,668 - Oh, fuck you. 233 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,005 - Oh chill out, it was just a joke. 234 00:11:23,047 --> 00:11:23,838 - You're a joke. 235 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,671 - You're a mistake. 236 00:11:24,713 --> 00:11:25,839 - You're a whore! 237 00:11:25,881 --> 00:11:27,714 (knocking) 238 00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:28,923 - I'll get it. 239 00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:34,594 - I hope your sister becomes a prostitute. 240 00:11:34,636 --> 00:11:36,886 (knocking) 241 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:43,264 (sighing) 242 00:11:43,306 --> 00:11:44,689 - Are you fucking with your little brother again? 243 00:11:44,731 --> 00:11:45,940 - No, Tom this time. 244 00:11:45,982 --> 00:11:48,315 - Oh, Tom's in here? Ha, ha. 245 00:11:53,535 --> 00:11:54,781 Oh no. 246 00:11:54,823 --> 00:11:56,191 - Stop, Phil what the fuck are you doing? 247 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,098 - Ah, stop resisting. 248 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:57,931 Stop resisting! 249 00:11:57,973 --> 00:11:58,783 - I ain't doing shit! 250 00:11:58,825 --> 00:11:59,973 Stop, Phil what are you doing? 251 00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:01,678 Stop, Phil, what the fuck are you doing? 252 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,162 - Are you ready to die? 253 00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:04,449 Huh, are you ready to die? 254 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,282 - Please don't shoot! 255 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,438 - Three, two, one. 256 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,313 Bang. 257 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,541 - Wow, you are a little bitch. 258 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,086 - So how are you kids doing? 259 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:14,264 - What's up, Uncle Phil? 260 00:12:14,306 --> 00:12:15,097 - Not much. 261 00:12:15,139 --> 00:12:17,367 I need a nickel bag or a couple of joints. 262 00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:20,014 I'm still on duty, so, nothing too heavy. 263 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:22,568 Are you guys gonna need a ride after we get out of here? 264 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:25,449 - No, it's a camping thing, so. 265 00:12:25,491 --> 00:12:26,530 - All right, well be careful. 266 00:12:26,572 --> 00:12:27,757 There's a lot of you kids been disappearing 267 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:28,873 up in those mountains, so. 268 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:29,842 - Don't worry, Uncle Phil. 269 00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:30,675 I'm going with them. 270 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,508 I've got an eye on them. 271 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,351 - Oh, fuck no! You're not invited. 272 00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:34,541 (smacking) 273 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:35,416 - Shut up. 274 00:12:37,809 --> 00:12:40,392 - Just leave me alone. 275 00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:41,684 Leave me alone. 276 00:12:49,631 --> 00:12:51,419 (sniffing) 277 00:12:51,461 --> 00:12:53,711 - Hm, put it on my account. 278 00:12:55,554 --> 00:12:57,804 (bubbling) 279 00:13:29,201 --> 00:13:31,451 (creaking) 280 00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:37,121 - What happened? 281 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:38,494 Are you all right? 282 00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:41,181 - Yeah, I just had a little episode. 283 00:13:41,223 --> 00:13:42,640 But I'm fine now. 284 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:47,607 I'm gonna go take a hot shower. 285 00:13:47,649 --> 00:13:49,399 And then make dinner. 286 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:53,167 (light music) 287 00:14:34,286 --> 00:14:36,536 (sniffing) 288 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,640 (birds chirping) 289 00:14:45,682 --> 00:14:47,038 - [Lou] Do you like walking through the trees? 290 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,252 - [Tom] Yeah, I love the trees. 291 00:14:48,294 --> 00:14:50,004 - [Lou] Yeah, how many trees are around here? 292 00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:50,889 - [Tom] About 69. 293 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,475 - [Lou] There's more than 69 trees, here. 294 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,009 - But hey, bro, bro. 295 00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:57,143 Are you sure we're going the right way? 296 00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:58,578 - Yeah, I think so. 297 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,897 I mean, I don't know. 298 00:15:00,939 --> 00:15:03,350 - I got something that can jog our memory. 299 00:15:03,392 --> 00:15:04,282 Here, hold this. 300 00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:05,491 - What's that? 301 00:15:08,653 --> 00:15:10,903 (rattling) 302 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,032 - Ba-da! 303 00:15:18,074 --> 00:15:19,688 Meth. 304 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,269 - Meth? 305 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,102 I don't know, man. 306 00:15:22,144 --> 00:15:24,323 That's a pretty hardcore drug. 307 00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:25,685 - Oh come on, bro. 308 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:27,644 One puff won't do shit. 309 00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:34,061 (sizzling) 310 00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:41,611 Woo. 311 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,335 (exhaling) 312 00:15:49,377 --> 00:15:51,284 (chuckling) 313 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,159 - Okay. 314 00:15:58,148 --> 00:16:00,648 (funky music) 315 00:16:19,256 --> 00:16:23,423 ♪ Adventure through the woods ♪ 316 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:27,298 ♪ With a fat ass bag of goods ♪ 317 00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:29,461 - Hey, Tom? 318 00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:33,654 ♪ Yeah, Lou ♪ 319 00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:38,696 ♪ How high are you ♪ 320 00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:42,793 ♪ I'm ♪ 321 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,068 ♪ I'm so high ♪ 322 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:50,520 ♪ That I can fly through the sky ♪ 323 00:16:50,562 --> 00:16:51,821 ♪ How about you, Tom ♪ 324 00:16:51,863 --> 00:16:53,342 ♪ Well, I'm ♪ 325 00:16:53,384 --> 00:16:56,446 ♪ I'm so high ♪ 326 00:16:56,488 --> 00:17:00,321 ♪ That whole world is tie-dye ♪ 327 00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:05,620 - What are you doing, Tom? 328 00:17:05,662 --> 00:17:08,490 - [Olivia Voiceover] I have to smoke the rest. 329 00:17:08,532 --> 00:17:11,471 - [Lou] Are you sure that's a good idea? 330 00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:13,800 I mean, that's some strong shit 331 00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:15,183 - [Olivia Voiceover] Lou. 332 00:17:15,225 --> 00:17:16,892 If I can't smoke it, 333 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:18,683 who can? 334 00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:21,463 - You're my hero. 335 00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:25,364 ♪ Because ♪ 336 00:17:25,406 --> 00:17:27,569 ♪ We ♪ 337 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,614 ♪ We are high ♪ 338 00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:35,656 ♪ Now the world is our side ♪ 339 00:17:36,298 --> 00:17:38,230 ♪ We ♪ 340 00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:41,592 ♪ We are high ♪ 341 00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:45,384 ♪ Our drugs can save mankind ♪ 342 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:47,681 - Uh, Tom. 343 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:51,331 Tom, I'm not feeling too good. 344 00:17:51,373 --> 00:17:52,717 I don't know if it was a good idea 345 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:54,678 to smoke the rest of that batch. 346 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,704 Uh, I'm having a little freak out. 347 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:59,769 Are you experiencing the voices? 348 00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,500 I can hear the devil. 349 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,217 I hear the devil, Tom. 350 00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:04,923 I just want to get off this high. 351 00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:06,037 - Lou! Lou! 352 00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:07,912 Lou, Lou, Lou, listen. 353 00:18:08,993 --> 00:18:11,249 - [Olivia Voiceover] We're gonna make it to that party. 354 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,783 ♪ We ♪ 355 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,186 ♪ We are so fucking high ♪ 356 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,498 ♪ I can't even see it ♪ 357 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,951 ♪ Through the mother fucking sky ♪ 358 00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:21,881 ♪ Can you feel it in your nuts ♪ 359 00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:25,220 ♪ That's the fucking devil within us ♪ 360 00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,378 ♪ Tom, I'm so fucking scared ♪ 361 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,237 ♪ Don't be, Lou ♪ 362 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,695 ♪ Together we can make it there ♪ 363 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:34,726 ♪ Are you really sure about that ♪ 364 00:18:34,768 --> 00:18:37,412 ♪ Have I ever misled you before ♪ 365 00:18:37,454 --> 00:18:40,528 ♪ Well, you did start with this song ♪ 366 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:44,343 ♪ Telling me to smoke more meth for fun ♪ 367 00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:47,861 ♪ But Lou, can't you see ♪ 368 00:18:47,903 --> 00:18:51,593 ♪ The world is our pussy ♪ 369 00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:55,617 ♪ The world is our pussy ♪ 370 00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:57,529 ♪ Can I touch, Tom ♪ 371 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,222 ♪ Of course, of course ♪ 372 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,464 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 373 00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,089 - Are we gonna die? 374 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:07,401 - [Olivia Voiceover] Probably. 375 00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:09,351 - What are you doing, Tom? 376 00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:10,797 - [Olivia Voiceover] I'm smoking more meth 377 00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:12,422 to level the vibes. 378 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,347 - [Lou] Can... can I have a hit? 379 00:19:20,065 --> 00:19:23,148 (electronic beeping) 380 00:19:52,229 --> 00:19:53,062 - Shit! 381 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,351 - I'm never doing meth again. 382 00:19:57,393 --> 00:19:59,459 Okay, that was a dumb idea. 383 00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,117 And it was fun for like 20 minutes, 384 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,178 but I don't ever want to do it again. 385 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,604 (mumbling) 386 00:20:05,646 --> 00:20:08,536 - Bro, what did you put in this shit? 387 00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:12,083 - I don't know, but it's making me hungry. 388 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,586 - Call jingle nuts and... 389 00:20:14,628 --> 00:20:16,295 Where this place is. 390 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,550 - Are you okay? 391 00:20:19,865 --> 00:20:21,087 Jesus. 392 00:20:21,129 --> 00:20:22,212 - No, I just. 393 00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:23,899 Hey. 394 00:20:27,016 --> 00:20:27,849 Uh... 395 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:32,936 (birds chirping) 396 00:20:32,978 --> 00:20:35,672 I think I'm hallucinating. 397 00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:38,529 - I didn't put that much shit in them. 398 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,404 - Yo! 399 00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:43,541 Sexy momma, we must be close. 400 00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:47,129 - I might need another one of these. 401 00:20:47,171 --> 00:20:48,004 - No. 402 00:20:49,195 --> 00:20:50,158 Look. 403 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,533 Look over there. 404 00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:55,163 - Dude. 405 00:20:55,205 --> 00:20:56,414 - Bullshit, I see her first. 406 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,739 - Yeah, but I'll talk to her first. 407 00:20:57,781 --> 00:20:59,364 - Wait, wait, what? 408 00:21:03,337 --> 00:21:04,694 - Hey, what's up? 409 00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:05,811 - Going to the store. 410 00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:07,638 There's a trail that goes behind the liquor store. 411 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,767 - I'm not crazy or anything. 412 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,803 I probably scared you, I'm sorry. 413 00:21:10,845 --> 00:21:12,545 - Hey, hey, what's going on? 414 00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:15,747 Did you know that he is cousins with Ted Bundy? 415 00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:17,378 - I'm not, really. 416 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:18,629 I was just about to tell her though 417 00:21:18,671 --> 00:21:20,002 that you were on that show, "My Strange Addiction" 418 00:21:20,044 --> 00:21:22,972 for not being able to stop eating dick. 419 00:21:23,014 --> 00:21:24,971 - Okay, I should go. 420 00:21:25,013 --> 00:21:25,853 - Way to go, Lou. 421 00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:26,845 - Can you tell us where the party is? 422 00:21:26,887 --> 00:21:27,792 - I really should go. 423 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:28,982 - Any directions would be good. 424 00:21:29,024 --> 00:21:30,221 - I seriously have to go. 425 00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:31,728 - Hey, maybe we could follow her out of here. 426 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,595 - Yeah, we could all walk together. 427 00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:35,213 (ominous music) 428 00:21:35,255 --> 00:21:36,088 - Run. 429 00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:39,531 I said, run. 430 00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:41,740 (choking) 431 00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,375 (Lou coughing) 432 00:21:51,386 --> 00:21:53,466 - Wow, I can really tell that you work out. 433 00:21:53,508 --> 00:21:54,925 I'm just gonna... 434 00:21:59,322 --> 00:22:00,155 - Ow. 435 00:22:07,185 --> 00:22:09,435 (growling) 436 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,040 (tense music) 437 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:49,019 (thudding) 438 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:50,528 - Ow. 439 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,403 Fuck. 440 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,673 (gasping) 441 00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:57,058 Shut up. 442 00:22:59,242 --> 00:23:02,075 (heavy breathing) 443 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:08,781 Oh shit. 444 00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:10,179 - Oh shit, we're gonna die, aren't we? 445 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:11,136 - No, we're not. 446 00:23:11,178 --> 00:23:13,086 There's gotta be a way outta here. 447 00:23:13,128 --> 00:23:16,459 - We're gonna die. We're gonna die. 448 00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:17,391 - Oh, good idea. 449 00:23:17,433 --> 00:23:21,108 Maybe you have a weapon or something. 450 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:21,983 Really? 451 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:24,677 Jesus Christ. 452 00:23:24,719 --> 00:23:25,552 - Ah! 453 00:23:31,772 --> 00:23:33,398 (cracking branches) 454 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,392 - Shh. 455 00:23:34,434 --> 00:23:36,992 Tom, shut the fuck up. 456 00:23:37,034 --> 00:23:39,701 (ominous music) 457 00:23:45,338 --> 00:23:46,171 - Fuck! 458 00:23:50,344 --> 00:23:51,970 (laughing) 459 00:23:52,012 --> 00:23:53,074 Holy shit, I thought you were 460 00:23:53,116 --> 00:23:55,059 that crazy ass monster bitch. 461 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,067 - Hurry up, man. 462 00:23:56,109 --> 00:23:57,085 Throw a rope down or something. 463 00:23:57,127 --> 00:23:58,213 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call the cops. 464 00:23:58,255 --> 00:23:59,744 Or throw a rope. 465 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,781 - Come on, hurry up! 466 00:24:01,823 --> 00:24:03,329 - [Victor] I can't. 467 00:24:03,371 --> 00:24:04,469 - What? 468 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:07,128 - I can't let you leave. 469 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,628 - [Lou] What are you talking about? 470 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:10,602 - You're gonna go back and tell everyone about my wife. 471 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:12,050 She's just... 472 00:24:12,092 --> 00:24:13,669 She's just sick. 473 00:24:13,711 --> 00:24:15,728 Whatever she did. 474 00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:16,711 Oh, god. 475 00:24:16,753 --> 00:24:18,858 It wasn't really her. 476 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,992 - That was your wife? 477 00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:22,550 - Great. 478 00:24:22,592 --> 00:24:25,151 We're gonna be killed by the Addams Family. 479 00:24:25,193 --> 00:24:25,984 - No. 480 00:24:26,026 --> 00:24:27,689 No, no, no. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. 481 00:24:27,731 --> 00:24:28,564 Um, uh... 482 00:24:29,596 --> 00:24:31,836 I'm gonna come back 483 00:24:31,878 --> 00:24:33,545 with food and water. 484 00:24:35,632 --> 00:24:36,804 - Don't walk away. 485 00:24:36,846 --> 00:24:39,598 Are you listening to me, asshole? 486 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,073 - Dude! 487 00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:42,957 (gurgling intestines) 488 00:24:42,999 --> 00:24:44,590 I gotta take a shit. 489 00:24:44,632 --> 00:24:47,768 - You are the dumbest person I have ever met. 490 00:24:47,810 --> 00:24:48,811 - [Together] Chug! Chug! 491 00:24:48,853 --> 00:24:50,516 Chug, chug, chug, chug! 492 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,528 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 493 00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:55,374 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 494 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:56,600 - Get it! 495 00:24:56,642 --> 00:24:58,023 - Yeah! 496 00:24:58,065 --> 00:24:59,041 - Woo! 497 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,470 - Yo, dude, your brother's gonna fucking kill you. 498 00:25:01,512 --> 00:25:03,433 - Help me, there's a gorilla chasing me. 499 00:25:03,475 --> 00:25:04,316 - Man, fuck him. 500 00:25:04,358 --> 00:25:05,516 I hope he falls in a ditch, for all I care. 501 00:25:05,558 --> 00:25:07,603 - Hi, did you see a banana around here? 502 00:25:07,645 --> 00:25:08,891 - Who the fuck are you? 503 00:25:08,933 --> 00:25:09,971 - Answer the fucking question. 504 00:25:10,013 --> 00:25:10,866 Have you seen a banana? 505 00:25:10,908 --> 00:25:11,810 - [Together] That way! 506 00:25:11,852 --> 00:25:12,643 - Thank you. 507 00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:14,520 I'm gonna bash him if its the last thing I do. 508 00:25:14,562 --> 00:25:15,661 - What a weird fucking party. 509 00:25:15,703 --> 00:25:16,813 - Oh my god, I fucking know. 510 00:25:16,855 --> 00:25:18,003 - Maybe we shouldn't have come. 511 00:25:18,045 --> 00:25:18,878 - Exactly! 512 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,972 (flatulating) 513 00:25:23,014 --> 00:25:25,290 - Are you done yet? 514 00:25:25,332 --> 00:25:27,665 (squeaking) 515 00:25:28,619 --> 00:25:30,786 (sighing) 516 00:25:32,716 --> 00:25:35,716 - From rolling blunts to wiping ass. 517 00:25:36,862 --> 00:25:38,821 Oh, momma always told me 518 00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:41,446 a healthy butt is a happy butt. 519 00:25:43,364 --> 00:25:46,524 - I hate so many things about you. 520 00:25:46,566 --> 00:25:47,357 I really do. 521 00:25:47,399 --> 00:25:51,747 I hate almost, like everything that you choose to be. 522 00:25:51,789 --> 00:25:53,246 And this type of thing right here 523 00:25:53,288 --> 00:25:55,442 is just a perfect example of you 524 00:25:55,484 --> 00:25:57,822 not only being just one of the most selfish people 525 00:25:57,864 --> 00:26:01,771 I've ever met, but also one of the stupidest. 526 00:26:01,813 --> 00:26:03,943 Like, you say things and I'm like, 527 00:26:03,985 --> 00:26:06,433 where the fuck did that even come from? 528 00:26:06,475 --> 00:26:09,198 Every time you talk it's like a million little people 529 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,528 puking inside of my head. 530 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,640 Who make me wanna fucking explode 531 00:26:13,682 --> 00:26:16,173 and now I'm trapped in a fucking hole with you! 532 00:26:16,215 --> 00:26:19,077 - Oh man, this feels so good. 533 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,136 Hey Lou, eat my shit! 534 00:26:21,178 --> 00:26:24,136 - [Lou] God, I gotta get out of this fucking hole. 535 00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:26,845 (ominous music) 536 00:26:27,832 --> 00:26:30,332 (urinating) 537 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,970 (ominous music) 538 00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:52,661 - Ah! 539 00:26:52,703 --> 00:26:54,036 Not my dick! No! 540 00:26:58,219 --> 00:26:59,219 My dick, no! 541 00:27:01,071 --> 00:27:01,904 My dick! 542 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:07,854 - Oh my god, Ashley, I think your boobs are getting bigger. 543 00:27:07,896 --> 00:27:10,005 - I wish Will was here to see this. 544 00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:12,475 - [Becca] They're definitely getting bigger. 545 00:27:12,517 --> 00:27:15,267 (bleating goats) 546 00:27:20,184 --> 00:27:21,184 - Hi, honey. 547 00:27:22,435 --> 00:27:23,713 - You're back. 548 00:27:23,755 --> 00:27:25,109 - Yeah. 549 00:27:25,151 --> 00:27:26,861 They didn't have the wine you like at the store, 550 00:27:26,903 --> 00:27:29,486 but I made some iced tea. 551 00:27:29,528 --> 00:27:30,361 Come in. 552 00:27:33,138 --> 00:27:36,138 (tense piano music) 553 00:28:06,296 --> 00:28:08,046 So, where did you go? 554 00:28:12,634 --> 00:28:13,467 - Uh. 555 00:28:14,798 --> 00:28:18,965 I just went out for a walk to give my eyes a rest. 556 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,038 - So, how are the trials going? 557 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,105 Are we any closer to a cure? 558 00:28:38,147 --> 00:28:39,385 - The new batch failed, 559 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:42,558 but I'm still waiting on the others though. 560 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,433 Oh. 561 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,887 (sighing) 562 00:28:59,214 --> 00:29:01,385 - Have you tried altering my mitochondria 563 00:29:01,427 --> 00:29:03,624 to start reproducing new RNA? 564 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,499 - Yeah. 565 00:29:06,334 --> 00:29:07,985 - What about splicing strands of my DNA 566 00:29:08,027 --> 00:29:12,265 that are associated with the alpha-X chromosome? 567 00:29:12,307 --> 00:29:14,625 - Your DNA is mutating too quickly 568 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:17,334 too isolate a single chromosome. 569 00:29:21,174 --> 00:29:22,007 - Oh. 570 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:27,014 (light piano music) 571 00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:31,604 Well... 572 00:29:33,465 --> 00:29:35,132 How's dinner, honey? 573 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:39,827 (light piano music) 574 00:29:47,774 --> 00:29:49,823 - We'll find a cure. 575 00:29:49,865 --> 00:29:50,698 I promise. 576 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,497 (squelching) 577 00:30:05,469 --> 00:30:09,437 - Dude, I am so fucking cold right now. 578 00:30:09,479 --> 00:30:11,958 - Well, I watched on the Survival Channel 579 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,438 that we can cuddle and it will preserve body heat. 580 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,878 - No, man, I don't wanna cuddle with you right now, okay? 581 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,598 - Oh come on, just let it happen. 582 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,158 - No, what? 583 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,143 - Just let it happen. 584 00:30:21,185 --> 00:30:22,638 - What are you doing? 585 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,705 Put your shirt back on. 586 00:30:23,747 --> 00:30:24,852 What are you doing? 587 00:30:24,894 --> 00:30:26,704 Oh, the light just went out. 588 00:30:26,746 --> 00:30:28,277 - [Tom] You don't have to imagine my face, 589 00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:30,037 just imagine my body. 590 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,345 - [Lou] Why would I want to imagine your body? 591 00:30:32,387 --> 00:30:35,078 I hate how warm this actually is. 592 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,265 - [Tom] Just imagine me with big tits and a vagina. 593 00:30:38,307 --> 00:30:40,385 - [Lou] That's the last thing I wanna think about right now. 594 00:30:40,427 --> 00:30:41,905 - [Tom] All right. 595 00:30:41,947 --> 00:30:43,692 - [Lou] Do you want me to fuck you or something? 596 00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:44,932 Is that what you're trying to say? 597 00:30:44,974 --> 00:30:45,998 - [Tom] No, no, no. 598 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:46,905 - [Lou] You took your shirt off 599 00:30:46,947 --> 00:30:48,785 and you took a shit in this hole 30 minutes ago, 600 00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:50,583 and I just don't wanna be here anymore, man. 601 00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:53,225 I don't wanna be here. 602 00:30:53,267 --> 00:30:54,889 I hate it. 603 00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:57,598 I hate you and I hate this hole. 604 00:31:00,173 --> 00:31:01,705 - [Tom] Ha, ha, ha. 605 00:31:01,747 --> 00:31:04,904 - [Lou] And I hate that you made me smoke meth. 606 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,398 - [Tom] Doesn't it feel great? 607 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,572 - [Lou] I don't wanna be in this hole 608 00:31:07,614 --> 00:31:08,825 with you anymore, dude! 609 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,905 - [Tom] Oh man, see, doesn't that feel great? 610 00:31:10,947 --> 00:31:12,662 - [Lou] You smell so bad. 611 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,598 - [Tom] Oh man, I smell so good. 612 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,431 - [Lou] No. 613 00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:16,598 No. 614 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,918 - [Tom] It's okay, Lou. 615 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,716 Just let it happen. 616 00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:23,175 - [Lou] I just wanna get out of the hole. 617 00:31:25,974 --> 00:31:27,422 - Oh shit, no! 618 00:31:27,464 --> 00:31:28,810 No! 619 00:31:28,852 --> 00:31:30,102 No, no, no, no! 620 00:31:33,437 --> 00:31:35,937 (funky music) 621 00:31:38,507 --> 00:31:40,758 - Yo, yo, you got food? 622 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,800 - And water? 623 00:31:42,974 --> 00:31:43,891 - Uh, yeah. 624 00:31:52,974 --> 00:31:54,918 - Oh shit, man. 625 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,210 It's the water. 626 00:31:58,267 --> 00:32:00,610 What are you doing up there? 627 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,958 - Well, I figured since you might 628 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,532 be stuck here for awhile, 629 00:32:03,574 --> 00:32:06,741 I might as well enjoy a meal with you. 630 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,593 Ah. 631 00:32:10,747 --> 00:32:12,838 (sniffing) 632 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,545 It smells pretty good. 633 00:32:14,587 --> 00:32:15,732 - [Lou] Yeah, it's all right. 634 00:32:15,774 --> 00:32:16,565 You want a puff? 635 00:32:16,607 --> 00:32:18,065 - Nah, I don't smoke. 636 00:32:18,107 --> 00:32:20,145 - Everyone smokes, man. 637 00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:23,604 - Honestly, I never even tried the stuff. 638 00:32:28,107 --> 00:32:28,940 - Okay... 639 00:32:32,187 --> 00:32:33,020 Ah! 640 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,316 You need a lighter. 641 00:32:35,358 --> 00:32:36,191 Hiya! 642 00:32:38,648 --> 00:32:40,543 - What's this for? 643 00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:42,236 - [Lou] Yo, you look stressed out, man. 644 00:32:42,278 --> 00:32:43,778 Just take a whack. 645 00:32:46,891 --> 00:32:49,058 - It has been a rough day. 646 00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:51,918 One puff won't hurt. 647 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:56,755 (flicking lighter) 648 00:33:09,838 --> 00:33:12,516 It all happened three years ago. 649 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:14,476 It was a Tuesday afternoon. 650 00:33:14,518 --> 00:33:16,663 I hired a lab assistant named Karen. 651 00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:18,596 - [Tom] Shit, he's one of them. 652 00:33:18,638 --> 00:33:19,529 - [Lou] Oh hell no. 653 00:33:19,571 --> 00:33:21,382 Toss that shit back, you're cut off. 654 00:33:21,424 --> 00:33:23,743 - I remember it like it was yesterday. 655 00:33:23,785 --> 00:33:24,876 Day. 656 00:33:24,918 --> 00:33:26,085 Day, day, day. 657 00:33:28,051 --> 00:33:31,113 - [Lou] Are you having a stroke? 658 00:33:31,155 --> 00:33:33,089 - In a sense, I'm a freelance scientist 659 00:33:33,131 --> 00:33:36,543 who's looking to do the impossible. 660 00:33:36,585 --> 00:33:38,335 - Impossible meaning? 661 00:33:39,411 --> 00:33:41,411 - The fountain of youth. 662 00:33:42,502 --> 00:33:43,729 - Like immortality? 663 00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:47,036 - No, no, even a step further. 664 00:33:47,078 --> 00:33:48,995 To bring back the dead. 665 00:33:56,145 --> 00:33:58,583 Okay, you have the credentials 666 00:33:58,625 --> 00:33:59,943 to work anywhere you want. 667 00:33:59,985 --> 00:34:02,068 I mean, why are you here? 668 00:34:07,638 --> 00:34:10,209 - I became a scientist because I wanted 669 00:34:10,251 --> 00:34:13,918 to push the boundaries of human limitations. 670 00:34:14,836 --> 00:34:18,409 In order to that, I need someone that is willing 671 00:34:18,451 --> 00:34:20,451 to chase the impossible. 672 00:34:22,966 --> 00:34:26,274 And your reputation precedes you, Victor. 673 00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:27,149 - Oh. 674 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:31,203 Okay. 675 00:34:34,609 --> 00:34:35,442 - Great. 676 00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:40,070 (light music) 677 00:35:11,271 --> 00:35:12,376 - Sorry. 678 00:35:12,418 --> 00:35:15,748 - Let's inject batch 13 into the bone. 679 00:35:15,790 --> 00:35:16,623 Yeah. 680 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:20,383 (light music) 681 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:34,869 I want you to administer the shot. 682 00:35:34,911 --> 00:35:37,762 Without you, we wouldn't have come so far. 683 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:38,815 - No, I can't. 684 00:35:38,857 --> 00:35:40,282 This is your project. 685 00:35:40,324 --> 00:35:41,157 - No, no. 686 00:35:42,951 --> 00:35:45,201 It's our mark on the world. 687 00:35:51,564 --> 00:35:53,814 (exhaling) 688 00:35:55,964 --> 00:35:58,464 (light music) 689 00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:28,696 - It's working. 690 00:36:28,738 --> 00:36:29,989 Are you seeing this? 691 00:36:30,031 --> 00:36:30,962 - I can't believe it! 692 00:36:31,004 --> 00:36:32,004 - Oh my god. 693 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:39,667 I'm so sorry. 694 00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:41,041 I just... 695 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:44,509 Got caught up in all of the excitement. 696 00:36:44,551 --> 00:36:47,051 (light music) 697 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:57,776 - My boy's about to get some pussy! 698 00:36:57,818 --> 00:36:59,818 - Oh, hell yeah. Ha, ha. 699 00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:02,229 - Can I finish my story? 700 00:37:02,271 --> 00:37:04,604 - Yeah, I'm sorry, continue. 701 00:37:05,831 --> 00:37:08,331 (light music) 702 00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:03,850 - I knew you were gonna tap that. 703 00:38:03,892 --> 00:38:07,946 - What I'm trying to say is that we fell in love. 704 00:38:07,988 --> 00:38:10,506 But it didn't last long. 705 00:38:10,548 --> 00:38:13,048 (light music) 706 00:38:43,617 --> 00:38:45,254 - Hey, Ashley. 707 00:38:45,296 --> 00:38:47,402 - Oh hey, Karen, how's it going? 708 00:38:47,444 --> 00:38:49,306 - Good, tired. Ha, ha, ha. 709 00:38:49,348 --> 00:38:51,629 - Yeah, I bet. Where's Victor? 710 00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:54,442 - I could not peel him away from his research today. 711 00:38:54,484 --> 00:38:56,229 - Men, am I right? 712 00:38:56,271 --> 00:38:57,256 Ha! 713 00:38:57,298 --> 00:38:58,616 What can I get for you today? 714 00:38:58,658 --> 00:39:00,482 - I want to get two chicken salads. 715 00:39:00,524 --> 00:39:01,315 - Okay. 716 00:39:01,357 --> 00:39:03,429 - And you don't have any scones? 717 00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:05,056 - No, I'm sorry. 718 00:39:05,098 --> 00:39:06,228 - I love those scones. 719 00:39:06,270 --> 00:39:07,344 - I know, aren't they so good? 720 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:08,267 - Yeah. 721 00:39:08,309 --> 00:39:09,774 - Ladies, can I get some tea? 722 00:39:09,816 --> 00:39:10,787 - I can help you in just one second, sir. 723 00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:11,787 - I'm really in a rush. 724 00:39:11,829 --> 00:39:13,491 I just need some tea and I gotta get the fuck outta here. 725 00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:16,040 - Okay, I understand, just give me a second. 726 00:39:16,082 --> 00:39:17,480 - It's okay. 727 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,694 - She said it's okay, can I get some tea? 728 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:20,569 - Yes. 729 00:39:22,096 --> 00:39:23,774 - Shh, just be quiet. 730 00:39:23,816 --> 00:39:25,251 This is a robbery. 731 00:39:25,293 --> 00:39:27,334 I need all the money, fuck the tea. 732 00:39:27,376 --> 00:39:29,454 - Come on, open the register. 733 00:39:29,496 --> 00:39:31,091 Open the register. 734 00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:33,466 - Sir, please don't hurt us. 735 00:39:36,389 --> 00:39:39,222 (heavy breathing) 736 00:39:40,269 --> 00:39:42,352 - Look, faster, let's go! 737 00:39:44,322 --> 00:39:46,065 Throw the money in the bag. 738 00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:47,600 What are you doing? 739 00:39:47,642 --> 00:39:48,974 What the fuck are you doing? 740 00:39:49,016 --> 00:39:50,387 Come on, hurry up! 741 00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:51,560 (grunting) 742 00:39:51,602 --> 00:39:53,785 - What the fuck are you doing? 743 00:39:53,827 --> 00:39:54,618 Fuck! 744 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,240 (gunshot) 745 00:39:56,282 --> 00:39:58,680 - The bullet killed her. 746 00:39:58,722 --> 00:40:02,120 I should have just let her go, but... 747 00:40:02,162 --> 00:40:04,505 I just loved her too much. 748 00:40:04,547 --> 00:40:07,047 (light music) 749 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,625 This is all my fault. 750 00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:15,998 - You can't blame yourself, man. 751 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,438 You can't cry about the past. 752 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,313 It's gone. 753 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:25,211 You can't worry about the future as it arrives. 754 00:40:25,253 --> 00:40:28,920 Take the present in and just live life, bro. 755 00:40:31,293 --> 00:40:34,118 - That may be the most profound thing you've ever said. 756 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,327 (farting) 757 00:40:42,747 --> 00:40:44,580 - Then I got the call. 758 00:40:45,997 --> 00:40:48,811 The serum brought back the dead, 759 00:40:48,853 --> 00:40:52,318 but it also brought back something... 760 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,193 Darker. 761 00:40:54,947 --> 00:40:56,078 Shit, I lost track of time. 762 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,703 I'll be back later. 763 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,718 - Oh man. 764 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,593 Speaking of shit, man. 765 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,171 I gotta take a shit. 766 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:08,275 - No! Just wait! 767 00:41:08,317 --> 00:41:09,837 You've taken five already. 768 00:41:09,879 --> 00:41:12,798 God, I gotta get out of this fucking hole! 769 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,173 - It's diarrhea. 770 00:41:16,947 --> 00:41:19,614 (ominous music) 771 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:40,084 (skittering) 772 00:41:41,278 --> 00:41:43,945 (ominous music) 773 00:41:52,265 --> 00:41:53,098 - Baby? 774 00:41:54,855 --> 00:41:55,754 - Karen. 775 00:41:55,796 --> 00:41:57,046 - What's wrong? 776 00:41:58,398 --> 00:41:59,481 Are you okay? 777 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:01,401 Who hurt you? 778 00:42:02,611 --> 00:42:04,116 - I did. 779 00:42:04,158 --> 00:42:05,658 - Leave him alone. 780 00:42:07,678 --> 00:42:09,261 - We're gonna kill him. 781 00:42:09,303 --> 00:42:10,796 - No. 782 00:42:10,838 --> 00:42:11,671 Not him. 783 00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:13,741 Not Victor! 784 00:42:15,781 --> 00:42:17,049 - You're going to kill him. 785 00:42:17,091 --> 00:42:19,129 - Get out of my head. 786 00:42:19,171 --> 00:42:20,754 Get out of my head! 787 00:42:21,718 --> 00:42:22,551 Ah! 788 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:24,969 You're not real. 789 00:42:25,011 --> 00:42:26,166 - Die! 790 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:28,515 - Get out of my head. 791 00:42:28,557 --> 00:42:30,890 (screaming) 792 00:42:34,423 --> 00:42:36,006 Get out of my head. 793 00:42:37,944 --> 00:42:40,662 (Karen screaming) 794 00:42:40,704 --> 00:42:41,542 - Karen. 795 00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:42,417 Karen! 796 00:42:48,368 --> 00:42:49,201 Karen! 797 00:42:52,064 --> 00:42:53,116 Karen? 798 00:42:53,158 --> 00:42:54,849 Karen, wait. 799 00:42:54,891 --> 00:42:55,724 Karen! 800 00:42:58,675 --> 00:43:01,175 - It smells like shit in here. 801 00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:03,873 (coughing) 802 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,782 - That's because you shit in here. 803 00:43:05,824 --> 00:43:08,741 - Well, dogs do it, so why can't I? 804 00:43:10,929 --> 00:43:13,072 - Because you're not a fucking dog, Tom. 805 00:43:13,114 --> 00:43:16,062 - That's not what my mom told me. 806 00:43:16,104 --> 00:43:16,937 - Yeah. 807 00:43:18,571 --> 00:43:20,729 You think we're gonna die in here? 808 00:43:20,771 --> 00:43:22,188 - Yeah, probably. 809 00:43:27,011 --> 00:43:30,807 - What's one thing you wanna do before you die? 810 00:43:30,849 --> 00:43:31,682 - Hm. 811 00:43:32,556 --> 00:43:37,139 Probably have like an orgy with like every Miss America 812 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:42,501 from all over the states. 813 00:43:44,018 --> 00:43:45,790 - Wow, that's bold. 814 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:46,623 - Yeah. 815 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,363 - I woulda thought you would have just said, like, 816 00:43:48,405 --> 00:43:50,296 have sex for the first time. 817 00:43:50,338 --> 00:43:51,430 You're really going for it. 818 00:43:51,472 --> 00:43:53,055 - Yeah, orgy-porgy. 819 00:43:54,032 --> 00:43:55,123 - Is that what they say? 820 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:58,068 - Yeah, that's what they say. 821 00:43:58,110 --> 00:44:01,270 - Maybe try one girl first, you know? 822 00:44:01,312 --> 00:44:05,134 - What if I don't like it with her, you know? 823 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,176 I have a bunch of girls. 824 00:44:08,232 --> 00:44:11,776 And then I have a bunch of choices. 825 00:44:11,818 --> 00:44:14,948 See which one I like the best. 826 00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:16,936 - I'm just baffled you think you can convince 827 00:44:16,978 --> 00:44:20,750 like 100 different women to have sex with you. 828 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,542 - Oh, I have my ways. 829 00:44:23,618 --> 00:44:24,868 I have my ways. 830 00:44:26,285 --> 00:44:30,521 - That was pretty fucking creepy, I'm not gonna lie. 831 00:44:30,563 --> 00:44:31,813 - Yeah, I know. 832 00:44:33,498 --> 00:44:35,665 I've been working on that. 833 00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:39,856 (moaning) 834 00:44:39,898 --> 00:44:42,123 - Yeah, take that fucking big cock. 835 00:44:42,165 --> 00:44:44,332 (moaning) 836 00:44:48,364 --> 00:44:51,083 - Fuck, I think I'm out of weed. 837 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:53,123 - Yeah, where the fuck is Tom and Lou? 838 00:44:53,165 --> 00:44:54,430 - I don't know, but those stupid fucks 839 00:44:54,472 --> 00:44:56,222 better get here soon. 840 00:44:58,205 --> 00:45:00,455 (growling) 841 00:45:10,872 --> 00:45:12,710 - Yo, I didn't know Becca liked girls. 842 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,068 - See, even Becca's getting laid. 843 00:45:14,110 --> 00:45:14,963 - Shut the fuck up. 844 00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:15,923 - Whoa, calm down. 845 00:45:15,965 --> 00:45:18,132 I was just playing, relax. 846 00:45:23,241 --> 00:45:25,350 (squishing) 847 00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:27,230 What the fuck? 848 00:45:27,272 --> 00:45:28,510 What the fuck is that? 849 00:45:28,552 --> 00:45:29,763 Is that a dick? 850 00:45:29,805 --> 00:45:31,934 - That's Will's dick. 851 00:45:31,976 --> 00:45:35,416 - How the fuck do you know what Will's dick looks like? 852 00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:37,496 - I don't know. 853 00:45:37,538 --> 00:45:40,563 (heavy breathing) 854 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,855 (growling) 855 00:45:43,898 --> 00:45:45,231 - What the fuck! 856 00:45:47,749 --> 00:45:49,999 (growling) 857 00:46:01,991 --> 00:46:05,440 - Which one of these do I wanna move? 858 00:46:05,482 --> 00:46:06,399 Okay, okay. 859 00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:09,296 - Bro, I already told you. 860 00:46:09,338 --> 00:46:10,400 That's not the bishop. 861 00:46:10,442 --> 00:46:12,028 The dirty bandaid is. 862 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:13,270 - Jesus Christ, man. 863 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,562 Calm down, okay, it's fine. 864 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,625 Fuck your bishops. 865 00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:21,528 - You son of a bitch. 866 00:46:24,697 --> 00:46:25,947 Fuck your king. 867 00:46:27,192 --> 00:46:29,630 (munching) 868 00:46:29,672 --> 00:46:32,096 - You just ate your own king. 869 00:46:32,138 --> 00:46:32,971 - Yeah. 870 00:46:36,549 --> 00:46:38,400 - Fair point. 871 00:46:38,442 --> 00:46:40,692 (munching) 872 00:46:42,058 --> 00:46:44,710 That tastes pretty fucking good. 873 00:46:44,752 --> 00:46:45,585 - Did it? 874 00:46:49,003 --> 00:46:49,836 Fuck it. 875 00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:53,255 (munching) 876 00:47:10,776 --> 00:47:12,163 - Mm-hm. 877 00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:13,038 Mm. 878 00:47:14,792 --> 00:47:15,625 Ha, ha. 879 00:47:18,485 --> 00:47:20,761 - Man, fuck this phone. 880 00:47:20,803 --> 00:47:23,602 How is there not one bar of service around here? 881 00:47:23,644 --> 00:47:26,123 This is fucking ridiculous. 882 00:47:26,165 --> 00:47:26,998 Come on. 883 00:47:28,032 --> 00:47:30,282 (growling) 884 00:47:31,872 --> 00:47:34,205 (screaming) 885 00:47:36,018 --> 00:47:37,148 - You hear that? 886 00:47:37,190 --> 00:47:38,470 - Yeah, I think someone just fucking screamed. 887 00:47:38,512 --> 00:47:40,845 (chuckling) 888 00:47:42,312 --> 00:47:44,403 Fucking stupid bitch. 889 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:46,778 (chuckling) 890 00:47:49,711 --> 00:47:51,878 (hissing) 891 00:47:59,618 --> 00:48:00,451 - Karen! 892 00:48:06,525 --> 00:48:07,358 Karen! 893 00:48:10,776 --> 00:48:11,609 Karen! 894 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,163 ♪ Uh, yeah ♪ 895 00:48:16,205 --> 00:48:17,896 ♪ I've got your bae all on me ♪ 896 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:20,149 ♪ Couple of chains all on me ♪ 897 00:48:20,191 --> 00:48:22,683 (sputtering engine) 898 00:48:22,725 --> 00:48:25,310 ♪ If you want beef, we don't play, we on 'em ♪ 899 00:48:25,352 --> 00:48:26,830 ♪ I know who slain his homies ♪ 900 00:48:26,872 --> 00:48:29,896 ♪ Tell pull up and he came with police ♪ 901 00:48:29,938 --> 00:48:30,867 - Yo, Nick. 902 00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:31,763 - Whoa, whoa. 903 00:48:31,805 --> 00:48:33,150 - Fuck you, get away from me. 904 00:48:33,192 --> 00:48:34,643 You spilled my beer. 905 00:48:34,685 --> 00:48:36,569 - Where is she? - I don't know. 906 00:48:36,611 --> 00:48:37,906 - Where is she? - I don't know. 907 00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:39,986 She was behind me. 908 00:48:40,028 --> 00:48:40,819 Shit. 909 00:48:40,861 --> 00:48:41,652 - All right, calm down. 910 00:48:41,694 --> 00:48:43,777 Take a second, all right? 911 00:48:45,988 --> 00:48:48,266 (squelching) 912 00:48:48,308 --> 00:48:49,099 - Holy fuck! - Oh my god. 913 00:48:49,141 --> 00:48:50,558 - Damn it, bitch. 914 00:48:52,068 --> 00:48:54,546 You want some of this, bitch. 915 00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:56,386 You're going down, bitch. 916 00:48:56,428 --> 00:48:57,626 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 917 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,354 ♪ Shorty I'm trying to pull up, where you staying ♪ 918 00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:00,781 ♪ Ain't taking no hoe on a date ♪ 919 00:49:00,823 --> 00:49:02,224 ♪ Pull up in the truck, I'm swerving ♪ 920 00:49:02,266 --> 00:49:04,516 (growling) 921 00:49:05,769 --> 00:49:07,716 ♪ I was like, yup, I heard it ♪ 922 00:49:07,758 --> 00:49:09,583 ♪ Shorty a slut, she worthless ♪ 923 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:11,063 ♪ I run it up for certain ♪ 924 00:49:11,105 --> 00:49:12,930 ♪ Ain't got a jig, I come up from verses ♪ 925 00:49:12,972 --> 00:49:14,463 ♪ Remember them days I was stuck in the trap ♪ 926 00:49:14,505 --> 00:49:15,930 ♪ Had the drugs for purchase ♪ 927 00:49:15,972 --> 00:49:16,995 ♪ I got your bae all on me ♪ 928 00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,463 ♪ Couple of chains all on me ♪ 929 00:49:18,505 --> 00:49:20,543 ♪ Please don't run up when the K is on me ♪ 930 00:49:20,585 --> 00:49:22,435 ♪ Selli gonna spray the 40 ♪ 931 00:49:22,477 --> 00:49:24,687 ♪ If you want beef, we don't play, we on 'em ♪ 932 00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:29,729 ♪ I know who slain his homies ♪ 933 00:49:30,197 --> 00:49:32,614 (whimpering) 934 00:49:36,585 --> 00:49:39,418 (heavy breathing) 935 00:49:57,385 --> 00:49:59,861 - Damn it, it's not working. 936 00:49:59,903 --> 00:50:01,403 What am I missing! 937 00:50:06,555 --> 00:50:07,943 - I need you to promise me. 938 00:50:07,985 --> 00:50:09,330 - I can't. 939 00:50:09,372 --> 00:50:11,039 - I'm losing myself. 940 00:50:12,196 --> 00:50:14,650 I can feel it trying to take over. 941 00:50:14,692 --> 00:50:16,775 - I'm not gonna lose you. 942 00:50:18,585 --> 00:50:20,418 - This is what I want. 943 00:50:21,703 --> 00:50:24,635 I don't wanna hurt people anymore. 944 00:50:24,677 --> 00:50:25,510 Please. 945 00:50:27,332 --> 00:50:29,450 Please, just promise me 946 00:50:29,492 --> 00:50:31,503 that if things go south and we can't save me 947 00:50:31,545 --> 00:50:33,356 that you'll end this. 948 00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:34,675 - Karen. 949 00:50:34,717 --> 00:50:35,550 - Please. 950 00:50:44,025 --> 00:50:44,858 - Okay. 951 00:50:48,184 --> 00:50:49,341 - I'm sorry. 952 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:50,216 - No, no. 953 00:50:55,262 --> 00:50:56,095 I promise. 954 00:51:00,462 --> 00:51:01,545 - I love you. 955 00:51:10,009 --> 00:51:12,426 (whimpering) 956 00:51:15,262 --> 00:51:18,095 (heavy breathing) 957 00:51:20,236 --> 00:51:21,236 - I promise. 958 00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:32,459 - Everything in my life 959 00:51:33,969 --> 00:51:35,802 has come to this exact 960 00:51:38,169 --> 00:51:39,071 moment. 961 00:51:39,113 --> 00:51:40,696 - Shut the fuck up. 962 00:51:42,036 --> 00:51:44,527 - I shall never be silenced. 963 00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:45,652 - I hate you. 964 00:51:46,689 --> 00:51:47,772 - Keep going. 965 00:51:49,102 --> 00:51:50,019 Keep going. 966 00:51:51,529 --> 00:51:52,326 You almost got it. 967 00:51:52,368 --> 00:51:53,166 - All right, all right. 968 00:51:53,208 --> 00:51:53,999 I'm done. 969 00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:56,020 I'm done with your stupid fucking movie voice. 970 00:51:56,062 --> 00:51:58,594 There, it's a castle, yay! 971 00:51:58,636 --> 00:52:02,469 - That looks more like a direct to DVD castle. 972 00:52:04,809 --> 00:52:06,737 Oh! It's so pretty. 973 00:52:06,779 --> 00:52:07,632 It's so pretty. 974 00:52:07,674 --> 00:52:08,940 - Don't touch it. 975 00:52:08,982 --> 00:52:11,393 - Why are you do mean to me? 976 00:52:11,435 --> 00:52:12,847 - What the fuck, man! 977 00:52:12,889 --> 00:52:15,260 - Go, get out of here before it's too late. 978 00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:16,645 - Ugh, me first. 979 00:52:16,687 --> 00:52:17,819 - I guess, ladies first. 980 00:52:17,861 --> 00:52:19,392 - I'm not a lady. 981 00:52:19,434 --> 00:52:22,934 Even though I kind of have good lady arms. 982 00:52:23,876 --> 00:52:24,709 Ah. 983 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:28,646 (grunting) 984 00:52:30,342 --> 00:52:31,874 - Head east until you find the road. 985 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,074 - About time! 986 00:52:33,116 --> 00:52:34,020 Tom, let's go. 987 00:52:34,062 --> 00:52:35,367 - Victor knew! 988 00:52:35,409 --> 00:52:38,380 Fighting this war alone was a suicide mission. 989 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:42,839 But if he could convince his once foes into allies... 990 00:52:44,089 --> 00:52:46,244 He may have a shot. 991 00:52:46,286 --> 00:52:47,754 - What the hell are you saying? 992 00:52:47,796 --> 00:52:49,647 - Yeah, I don't know what you're saying, either, okay. 993 00:52:49,689 --> 00:52:52,005 But you have to go, leave, save yourself. 994 00:52:52,047 --> 00:52:53,634 Karen's dead. 995 00:52:53,676 --> 00:52:55,846 I have to finish what I started. 996 00:52:55,888 --> 00:52:59,138 Now it's just the monster that remains. 997 00:53:00,929 --> 00:53:02,434 - We have to help him. 998 00:53:02,476 --> 00:53:03,298 - No! 999 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:05,020 No, we fucking don't. 1000 00:53:05,062 --> 00:53:07,008 Fuck him. Fuck you. 1001 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:09,911 Fuck that stupid-ass hole in the woods. 1002 00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:11,194 I'm ready to go! 1003 00:53:11,236 --> 00:53:12,714 Let's go, come on, man! 1004 00:53:12,756 --> 00:53:13,713 - Lou! 1005 00:53:13,755 --> 00:53:14,588 - What? 1006 00:53:15,702 --> 00:53:18,297 - Remember that time in the 7th grade 1007 00:53:18,339 --> 00:53:21,220 when a 12th grader showed us that big hole 1008 00:53:21,262 --> 00:53:24,257 inside the girl's locker room wall? 1009 00:53:24,299 --> 00:53:27,940 But a voice from the other side told you 1010 00:53:27,982 --> 00:53:31,065 to whisper that magical catch phrase. 1011 00:53:31,941 --> 00:53:35,108 Before you got to see the naked girls. 1012 00:53:36,766 --> 00:53:40,034 So, you whispered the catch phrase. 1013 00:53:40,076 --> 00:53:43,493 And a giant cock yoked you in the throat. 1014 00:53:45,261 --> 00:53:48,261 And it was so big that it got stuck. 1015 00:53:50,822 --> 00:53:54,140 - Yeah, and then I started doing drugs with you. 1016 00:53:54,182 --> 00:53:57,034 - Yeah, yeah, but before that. 1017 00:53:57,076 --> 00:53:59,911 Do you know what I did at that exact moment? 1018 00:53:59,953 --> 00:54:02,780 - Yeah, you ripped me off that thick ass dick. 1019 00:54:02,822 --> 00:54:05,714 You saved my life. You did it, I get it. 1020 00:54:05,756 --> 00:54:06,979 - Exactly! 1021 00:54:07,021 --> 00:54:10,188 And right now Victor has a giant dick! 1022 00:54:11,316 --> 00:54:12,399 In his mouth. 1023 00:54:13,488 --> 00:54:15,980 - What the fuck are you talking about? 1024 00:54:16,022 --> 00:54:18,284 - You know what, you're right. 1025 00:54:18,326 --> 00:54:20,887 Cum breath here, he needs our help. 1026 00:54:20,929 --> 00:54:22,832 But you know what we need? 1027 00:54:22,874 --> 00:54:23,957 Some weapons. 1028 00:54:27,049 --> 00:54:27,882 - Yeah. 1029 00:54:28,969 --> 00:54:30,272 - Follow me. 1030 00:54:30,314 --> 00:54:32,481 - Okay, now we're talking. 1031 00:54:35,369 --> 00:54:38,369 (light piano music) 1032 00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:41,459 - Boys, choose your weapon. 1033 00:54:42,702 --> 00:54:43,535 - Wow. 1034 00:54:44,689 --> 00:54:46,447 - What are you, Rambo? 1035 00:54:46,489 --> 00:54:47,474 - Ha. 1036 00:54:47,516 --> 00:54:48,599 This is sick. 1037 00:54:51,233 --> 00:54:52,066 Dibs. 1038 00:54:53,142 --> 00:54:55,642 (light music) 1039 00:55:00,286 --> 00:55:02,058 - I want it. 1040 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:02,898 I want it! 1041 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:04,538 - No, I saw it first. 1042 00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:06,524 - Oh yeah, but I loved it first. 1043 00:55:06,566 --> 00:55:07,357 I want it! 1044 00:55:07,399 --> 00:55:08,498 - It's in my stomach, you can't get it. 1045 00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:10,123 - Who gives a shit? 1046 00:55:12,150 --> 00:55:12,983 - What? 1047 00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:18,963 (triumphant music) 1048 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:44,933 - [Together] Halfsies! 1049 00:55:45,964 --> 00:55:48,464 (light music) 1050 00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:56,167 - Where are ya going? 1051 00:55:57,791 --> 00:55:58,624 Bitch! 1052 00:56:00,937 --> 00:56:03,437 (light music) 1053 00:56:08,710 --> 00:56:10,042 - That's for show. 1054 00:56:10,084 --> 00:56:12,501 I only have one arrow for it. 1055 00:56:14,014 --> 00:56:16,514 - That's one more than I need. 1056 00:56:17,924 --> 00:56:21,213 (light music) 1057 00:56:21,255 --> 00:56:22,088 - Ha! 1058 00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:25,351 Huh! 1059 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,343 So what's the plan? 1060 00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:33,853 - The hole. 1061 00:56:33,895 --> 00:56:35,312 We go back there. 1062 00:56:37,225 --> 00:56:38,058 - Cool. 1063 00:56:39,748 --> 00:56:41,915 (farting) 1064 00:56:48,815 --> 00:56:51,148 (splashing) 1065 00:56:59,228 --> 00:57:01,728 (light music) 1066 00:57:46,742 --> 00:57:47,964 - All right, Tom. 1067 00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:48,934 This is on you, man. 1068 00:57:48,976 --> 00:57:50,973 The fate of the world is in your hands. 1069 00:57:51,015 --> 00:57:52,068 Did you shave? 1070 00:57:52,110 --> 00:57:53,496 - Yeah, like five minutes ago. 1071 00:57:53,538 --> 00:57:54,384 - What? 1072 00:57:54,426 --> 00:57:56,020 When? Why? 1073 00:57:56,062 --> 00:57:58,253 - I was feeling depressed. 1074 00:57:58,295 --> 00:57:59,279 - What, no? 1075 00:57:59,321 --> 00:58:01,442 How? How'd you shave? 1076 00:58:01,484 --> 00:58:02,275 - I don't know. 1077 00:58:02,317 --> 00:58:03,508 I found a razor on the ground and I... 1078 00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:05,255 - Okay, it doesn't matter, I don't care. 1079 00:58:05,297 --> 00:58:06,933 Listen, this is all on you. 1080 00:58:06,975 --> 00:58:07,860 I don't know what I'm doing 1081 00:58:07,902 --> 00:58:10,510 and I've never used a gun before. 1082 00:58:10,552 --> 00:58:12,133 You ever use a bow and arrow? 1083 00:58:12,175 --> 00:58:13,631 - No. 1084 00:58:13,673 --> 00:58:15,947 - Okay, we are fucked. 1085 00:58:15,989 --> 00:58:17,791 We are so fucked. 1086 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:21,368 - But Lou, at least we have each other. 1087 00:58:21,410 --> 00:58:22,243 - Right. 1088 00:58:24,378 --> 00:58:27,165 I'm gonna die over here. 1089 00:58:27,207 --> 00:58:28,040 - Karen! 1090 00:58:30,895 --> 00:58:31,728 Karen! 1091 00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:34,281 No more hiding. 1092 00:58:35,776 --> 00:58:38,026 (growling) 1093 00:58:39,881 --> 00:58:40,714 Karen. 1094 00:58:42,055 --> 00:58:43,192 (growling) 1095 00:58:43,234 --> 00:58:45,401 - Holy shit, there she is. 1096 00:58:46,634 --> 00:58:47,467 - Do it. 1097 00:58:48,853 --> 00:58:50,020 Take the shot. 1098 00:58:53,193 --> 00:58:54,688 - Karen we have to face this. 1099 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:57,547 We have so much blood on our hands. 1100 00:58:57,589 --> 00:59:00,653 - You think you can kill me, Victor? 1101 00:59:00,695 --> 00:59:01,528 - No. 1102 00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:04,887 No, I'm not here to kill you. 1103 00:59:07,347 --> 00:59:09,791 I'm here to save you. 1104 00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:13,341 - I'm not the one that needs saving now. 1105 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,216 Ra! 1106 00:59:15,518 --> 00:59:16,351 - Blah. 1107 00:59:19,717 --> 00:59:22,050 - You stupid mother fuckers! 1108 00:59:22,951 --> 00:59:24,656 - Shit, the wind took it. 1109 00:59:24,698 --> 00:59:25,598 - What wind? 1110 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,973 There's no wind. 1111 00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:30,803 (hissing) 1112 00:59:32,976 --> 00:59:33,976 - Fuck this. 1113 00:59:38,870 --> 00:59:40,698 (screaming) 1114 00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,990 (gunshots) 1115 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,350 (guns clicking) 1116 00:59:53,392 --> 00:59:54,862 - Fuck. 1117 00:59:54,904 --> 00:59:56,237 I think I'm out. 1118 00:59:58,468 --> 00:59:59,968 - We're so fucked. 1119 01:00:01,116 --> 01:00:01,949 Ah! 1120 01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:06,959 (triumphant music) 1121 01:00:12,970 --> 01:00:14,137 - Who are you? 1122 01:00:15,967 --> 01:00:19,134 - We're the mother fucking Ditch Boys. 1123 01:00:20,044 --> 01:00:22,461 (squelching) 1124 01:00:24,398 --> 01:00:26,172 - Holy shit. 1125 01:00:26,214 --> 01:00:27,657 You killed her. 1126 01:00:27,699 --> 01:00:28,532 Cool! 1127 01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:31,458 She's dead. 1128 01:00:32,774 --> 01:00:33,607 Holy shit. 1129 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:37,183 You fucking killed her, man. 1130 01:00:37,225 --> 01:00:38,942 That's crazy. 1131 01:00:38,984 --> 01:00:41,507 You just sniped her, dude, wow. 1132 01:00:41,549 --> 01:00:42,633 That was impressive. 1133 01:00:42,675 --> 01:00:44,116 I'm impressed. 1134 01:00:44,158 --> 01:00:45,850 I am impressed, Tom. 1135 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,209 This is the first thing you've ever... 1136 01:00:47,251 --> 01:00:48,678 You've redeemed yourself. 1137 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,299 I've never been this impressed before. 1138 01:00:51,341 --> 01:00:53,989 Oh my god, dude, she's dead! 1139 01:00:54,031 --> 01:00:55,196 How'd you do that? 1140 01:00:55,238 --> 01:00:56,679 I was like, bang, bang, bang. 1141 01:00:56,721 --> 01:00:58,163 I didn't hit her one time. 1142 01:00:58,205 --> 01:00:59,659 I didn't hit her once. 1143 01:00:59,701 --> 01:01:02,878 And you come in with the arrow and you're like, ba! 1144 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,724 Ha, ha. 1145 01:01:03,766 --> 01:01:05,516 You are so damn cool. 1146 01:01:06,414 --> 01:01:09,492 Everything mean I've ever said about you, I retract. 1147 01:01:09,534 --> 01:01:11,420 I retract it right now. 1148 01:01:11,462 --> 01:01:12,413 You sniped her in the head. 1149 01:01:12,455 --> 01:01:13,760 You saved us all. 1150 01:01:13,802 --> 01:01:15,033 You little archer, you. 1151 01:01:15,075 --> 01:01:16,478 Did you go to archery camp? 1152 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,426 Have you been holding that in, huh? 1153 01:01:18,468 --> 01:01:19,972 You little archer. 1154 01:01:20,014 --> 01:01:21,386 You little demon warrior. 1155 01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:23,272 You just, bing! 1156 01:01:23,314 --> 01:01:24,462 And she's just so dead. 1157 01:01:24,504 --> 01:01:25,352 She's in the hole now. 1158 01:01:25,394 --> 01:01:28,126 We were in the hole and now she's in the hole. 1159 01:01:28,168 --> 01:01:29,332 I love ya, Tom. 1160 01:01:29,374 --> 01:01:31,024 You know, I really, I hate you sometimes. 1161 01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:32,577 But right now, I love ya. 1162 01:01:32,619 --> 01:01:34,072 I could kiss you. 1163 01:01:34,114 --> 01:01:35,960 I could, but I won't. 1164 01:01:36,002 --> 01:01:37,164 Ha, ha, I won't! 1165 01:01:37,206 --> 01:01:38,800 (belching) 1166 01:01:38,842 --> 01:01:39,675 I won't. 1167 01:01:41,255 --> 01:01:43,755 (light music) 1168 01:01:58,477 --> 01:02:00,071 - Is she dead? 1169 01:02:00,113 --> 01:02:02,562 - I'm gonna have to bury her. 1170 01:02:02,604 --> 01:02:03,437 - Okay. 1171 01:02:07,513 --> 01:02:08,879 (grunting) 1172 01:02:08,921 --> 01:02:09,948 - It's okay, Victor. 1173 01:02:09,990 --> 01:02:11,111 - See ya later, bitch. 1174 01:02:11,153 --> 01:02:13,262 - There's other Karens in the sea. 1175 01:02:13,304 --> 01:02:14,137 - Ah. 1176 01:02:16,978 --> 01:02:18,793 - Who knows, maybe you'll get a trophy wife. 1177 01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:21,002 - Please shut the fuck up. 1178 01:02:21,857 --> 01:02:22,898 - I love you, Victor. 1179 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,523 - Shut the fuck up. 1180 01:02:25,465 --> 01:02:26,382 - Adopt me. 1181 01:02:30,828 --> 01:02:32,467 Did I scare him? 1182 01:02:32,509 --> 01:02:35,092 - I don't know, man, who cares? 1183 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:38,669 (shoveling) 1184 01:02:43,214 --> 01:02:45,631 - Yup, she's definitely dead. 1185 01:02:52,766 --> 01:02:55,067 - You wanna grab a shovel? 1186 01:02:55,109 --> 01:02:56,692 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1187 01:02:58,033 --> 01:03:00,283 (grunting) 1188 01:03:02,136 --> 01:03:04,302 - Yup, that's exactly what I meant. 1189 01:03:04,344 --> 01:03:05,177 - Yeah. 1190 01:03:08,074 --> 01:03:09,625 So, am I still a good archer? 1191 01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:10,805 - Yeah, whatever. 1192 01:03:10,847 --> 01:03:13,743 All right, the moment's over. 1193 01:03:13,785 --> 01:03:15,868 (typing) 1194 01:03:22,717 --> 01:03:25,634 (creature hissing) 1195 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,379 (phone ringing) 1196 01:04:05,329 --> 01:04:07,496 - Ditch Boys Incorporated. 1197 01:04:08,699 --> 01:04:09,697 (knocking) 1198 01:04:09,739 --> 01:04:11,156 Hold on a second. 1199 01:04:19,792 --> 01:04:21,542 Who the fuck are you? 1200 01:04:22,635 --> 01:04:24,340 - Are these the Ditch Boys? 1201 01:04:24,382 --> 01:04:25,299 - Ha, yeah. 1202 01:04:26,434 --> 01:04:27,932 Who's asking? 1203 01:04:27,974 --> 01:04:29,728 - Okay, okay. 1204 01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:31,642 Can we help you? 1205 01:04:31,684 --> 01:04:33,250 - Is this you? 1206 01:04:33,292 --> 01:04:35,125 - Yeah, that's our ad. 1207 01:04:36,008 --> 01:04:36,841 - Good. 1208 01:04:39,115 --> 01:04:41,542 I'm Gustavo Montoya. 1209 01:04:41,584 --> 01:04:42,485 - Hey, man. 1210 01:04:42,527 --> 01:04:43,539 - What's up? 1211 01:04:43,581 --> 01:04:46,151 - I'm from a branch of the government you haven't heard of. 1212 01:04:46,193 --> 01:04:48,301 We need your help. 1213 01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:49,343 - With what? 1214 01:04:51,893 --> 01:04:53,043 (hissing) 1215 01:04:53,085 --> 01:04:55,969 - Whoa! What the fuck is that? 1216 01:04:56,011 --> 01:04:58,063 - Yeah man, what is that? 1217 01:04:58,105 --> 01:05:01,696 - The end of the world if you cannot help us. 1218 01:05:01,738 --> 01:05:05,579 I hope your balls are as huge as they say. 1219 01:05:05,621 --> 01:05:07,116 - They are. 1220 01:05:07,158 --> 01:05:09,325 - I've got balls of steel! 1221 01:05:12,496 --> 01:05:14,329 - I'm sorry about him. 1222 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,997 (hissing creature) 1223 01:05:25,357 --> 01:05:27,107 - We'll look into it. 1224 01:05:28,938 --> 01:05:29,771 - Good. 1225 01:05:32,473 --> 01:05:34,806 - I gotta take a poop again. 1226 01:05:36,426 --> 01:05:37,618 - We're not in the hole anymore. 1227 01:05:37,660 --> 01:05:39,379 You can use a toilet this time. 1228 01:05:39,421 --> 01:05:40,821 - Yeah, but I kinda like the hole. 1229 01:05:40,863 --> 01:05:42,236 - Okay, go in the hole. 1230 01:05:42,278 --> 01:05:43,345 Why don't you go back in the hole 1231 01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:44,399 and then never come out? 1232 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,245 How about that? 1233 01:05:45,287 --> 01:05:46,701 We'll do this one and you go in the hole 1234 01:05:46,743 --> 01:05:48,545 and we'll solve the crime. 1235 01:05:48,587 --> 01:05:50,389 - Nah, but then that wouldn't be fun. 1236 01:05:50,431 --> 01:05:51,845 Because you know, it's like the three amigos, 1237 01:05:51,887 --> 01:05:53,953 and then it would be the two amigos. 1238 01:05:53,995 --> 01:05:55,754 - But you like shitting in the hole. 1239 01:05:55,796 --> 01:05:57,115 - Please shut the fuck up. 1240 01:05:57,157 --> 01:05:59,389 - But like, two plus one equals three. 1241 01:05:59,431 --> 01:06:00,348 - That's... 1242 01:06:01,372 --> 01:06:02,675 Fine, that's true. 1243 01:06:02,717 --> 01:06:03,508 That is true. 1244 01:06:03,550 --> 01:06:04,783 - Yeah, yeah. 1245 01:06:04,825 --> 01:06:06,542 The three amigos. 1246 01:06:06,584 --> 01:06:08,291 It's like the three musketeers, am I right? 1247 01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:09,622 - Uh, fucking shit. 1248 01:06:09,664 --> 01:06:11,591 - You know, if you take like musketeer away, 1249 01:06:11,633 --> 01:06:12,879 it'd be like the two musketeers. 1250 01:06:12,921 --> 01:06:14,295 - Why did I hire you two? 1251 01:06:14,337 --> 01:06:15,378 - Yeah, you know what. 1252 01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:16,988 It's the three musketeers, right? 1253 01:06:17,030 --> 01:06:18,737 That's what the candy bar is. 1254 01:06:18,779 --> 01:06:20,442 - We'll think about it. 1255 01:06:20,484 --> 01:06:22,392 - We should bring him inside. (creature hissing) 1256 01:06:22,434 --> 01:06:23,533 - No, no, no! 1257 01:06:23,575 --> 01:06:25,201 - No. Why? Why not? 1258 01:06:25,243 --> 01:06:26,630 - No, no, no, no! 1259 01:06:26,672 --> 01:06:27,975 - He looks so cute, though. 1260 01:06:28,017 --> 01:06:29,223 Come on, look, can I touch him? 1261 01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:30,056 - Touch him. 1262 01:06:30,098 --> 01:06:31,269 - No! Jesus fucking Christ. 1263 01:06:31,311 --> 01:06:32,448 - Aw, I wanna touch him. 1264 01:06:32,490 --> 01:06:33,281 Come on. 1265 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,578 I bet he's a little cuddly little creature. 1266 01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:37,143 - We could cook him. 1267 01:06:37,185 --> 01:06:39,459 - Yeah, we could cook him. 1268 01:06:39,501 --> 01:06:41,053 Be a nice little dinner. 1269 01:06:41,095 --> 01:06:42,123 - What would you call this? 1270 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:43,508 Like an amphibian, a reptile? 1271 01:06:43,550 --> 01:06:45,053 - Bye, call us tomorrow. 1272 01:06:45,095 --> 01:06:46,067 - I'm not ready... 1273 01:06:46,109 --> 01:06:47,316 - Call us tomorrow. 1274 01:06:47,358 --> 01:06:49,691 (murmuring) 1275 01:06:50,672 --> 01:06:53,172 (light music) 1276 01:06:59,962 --> 01:07:02,120 (groaning) 1277 01:07:02,162 --> 01:07:03,495 - Ha, ha, sorry! 1278 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,718 I can't, sorry. 1279 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,551 Sorry. 1280 01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:13,975 - Tom, shut the fuck up! 1281 01:07:14,017 --> 01:07:15,017 - I'm sorry. 1282 01:07:16,388 --> 01:07:18,721 Fucking, all right, hold on. 1283 01:07:21,130 --> 01:07:22,297 - Karen, wait! 1284 01:07:24,389 --> 01:07:26,639 - [Director] One more time. 1285 01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:30,844 (light music) 1286 01:07:31,701 --> 01:07:32,534 Action. 1287 01:07:33,611 --> 01:07:34,402 - Karen! 1288 01:07:34,444 --> 01:07:35,275 Karen, wait! 1289 01:07:35,317 --> 01:07:37,535 - [Director] Oh, you fucking bitch! 1290 01:07:37,577 --> 01:07:38,950 I'm still rolling. 1291 01:07:38,992 --> 01:07:41,253 - [Victor] All right, hold on. 1292 01:07:41,295 --> 01:07:42,962 - [Director] Action. 1293 01:07:44,699 --> 01:07:45,852 - Sorry. 1294 01:07:45,894 --> 01:07:48,374 I didn't know where to look because I was gonna look here. 1295 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:50,416 Can I start over? Sorry. 1296 01:07:52,619 --> 01:07:55,378 (heavy breathing) 1297 01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:56,847 - Head east until you find the road. 1298 01:07:56,889 --> 01:07:57,913 - It's about time. 1299 01:07:57,955 --> 01:07:58,746 Tom, let's go. 1300 01:07:58,788 --> 01:08:02,464 - Victor knew heading into this war was a suicide mission. 1301 01:08:02,506 --> 01:08:04,697 But little did he know, 1302 01:08:04,739 --> 01:08:06,906 that he had foe or friend. 1303 01:08:09,148 --> 01:08:09,939 We'll be. 1304 01:08:09,981 --> 01:08:11,358 - [Director] Cut. 1305 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,191 - Fine. 1306 01:08:12,233 --> 01:08:13,493 - Okay. 1307 01:08:13,535 --> 01:08:16,140 - [Director] Take small breaths. 1308 01:08:16,182 --> 01:08:18,526 - [Cameraman] All right, I'm rolling. 1309 01:08:18,568 --> 01:08:19,940 How close are you? 1310 01:08:19,982 --> 01:08:21,102 How close should I get? 1311 01:08:21,144 --> 01:08:22,724 - Get out of my shot, Mike. 1312 01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:23,945 - Fair enough. 1313 01:08:23,987 --> 01:08:25,442 (chuckling) 1314 01:08:25,484 --> 01:08:27,051 - Action. 1315 01:08:27,093 --> 01:08:31,003 - Hurry up before I cut some bacon off your fat ass. 1316 01:08:31,045 --> 01:08:33,208 (giggling) 1317 01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:35,037 Hurry your fat ass up. 1318 01:08:35,079 --> 01:08:36,938 - Oh, I looked left on that one. 1319 01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:39,397 All right, I'm still rolling. 1320 01:08:40,819 --> 01:08:43,569 - Hurry up your donut eating ass. 1321 01:08:46,484 --> 01:08:48,317 Hurry your fat ass up. 1322 01:08:50,289 --> 01:08:52,622 (chuckling) 1323 01:08:54,849 --> 01:08:56,890 - Fall on the ground. 1324 01:08:56,932 --> 01:09:00,432 Like, what do you do at that moment, like? 1325 01:09:06,026 --> 01:09:07,692 (laughing) 1326 01:09:07,734 --> 01:09:09,528 - Same time next week. 1327 01:09:09,570 --> 01:09:11,175 - That angle was so fucked up. 1328 01:09:11,217 --> 01:09:13,390 That was an extreme jerk. 1329 01:09:13,432 --> 01:09:15,067 - Okay, rolling. 1330 01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:17,359 (laughing) 1331 01:09:31,242 --> 01:09:32,797 - Ra! 1332 01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:35,320 (chuckling) 1333 01:09:35,362 --> 01:09:36,622 - Cut, we got it. 1334 01:09:36,664 --> 01:09:37,741 Action. 1335 01:09:37,783 --> 01:09:38,783 - Fuck, man. 1336 01:09:41,433 --> 01:09:43,183 - Ah, the blood pump. 1337 01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:45,708 - Run. 1338 01:09:46,670 --> 01:09:47,959 - Oh, what? 1339 01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:49,168 - I said, run! 1340 01:09:50,178 --> 01:09:51,051 - [Director] Cut. 1341 01:09:51,093 --> 01:09:52,494 - I looked right in the camera at the end. 1342 01:09:52,536 --> 01:09:53,908 - Ha, ha, ha! 1343 01:09:53,950 --> 01:09:54,783 - Tom. 1344 01:09:55,822 --> 01:09:58,572 But look, the world is our pussy. 1345 01:10:00,051 --> 01:10:01,632 - Can't you see. 1346 01:10:01,674 --> 01:10:02,699 - Tom, can't you see. 1347 01:10:02,741 --> 01:10:04,109 - Drugged out. - Yeah. 1348 01:10:04,151 --> 01:10:04,984 - Tom. 1349 01:10:05,963 --> 01:10:06,796 Tom. 1350 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:08,805 I'm Tom. 1351 01:10:08,847 --> 01:10:09,817 I'm Lou. I'm Lou. 1352 01:10:09,859 --> 01:10:10,776 You're Tom. 1353 01:10:12,503 --> 01:10:14,217 Don't be Lou, together. 1354 01:10:14,259 --> 01:10:16,200 We can make it. 1355 01:10:16,242 --> 01:10:17,893 Are you ready? 1356 01:10:17,935 --> 01:10:19,613 ♪ We ♪ 1357 01:10:19,655 --> 01:10:22,039 ♪ We're so fucking high ♪ 1358 01:10:22,081 --> 01:10:23,285 ♪ I can't see it ♪ 1359 01:10:23,327 --> 01:10:25,326 ♪ Through the mother fucking sky ♪ 1360 01:10:25,368 --> 01:10:26,657 ♪ Can ya feel it ♪ 1361 01:10:26,699 --> 01:10:30,717 ♪ In your nuts ♪ 1362 01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:31,578 - Where is she? 1363 01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:32,675 Where is she? 1364 01:10:32,717 --> 01:10:33,967 - I don't know. 1365 01:10:35,282 --> 01:10:36,083 Mother fuck. 1366 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:38,458 (chuckling) 1367 01:10:39,376 --> 01:10:41,876 (light music) 1368 01:10:46,258 --> 01:10:49,055 (singing) 1369 01:10:49,097 --> 01:10:50,621 - That's you. 1370 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:53,007 Because you never fucking wipe, dude. 1371 01:10:53,049 --> 01:10:54,421 (chuckling) 1372 01:10:54,463 --> 01:10:56,508 (humming) 1373 01:10:56,550 --> 01:10:58,658 ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah ♪ 1374 01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:01,515 ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah ♪ 1375 01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:03,688 ♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪ 1376 01:11:03,730 --> 01:11:06,167 ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah ♪ 1377 01:11:06,209 --> 01:11:07,512 ♪ Ah wah ♪ 1378 01:11:07,554 --> 01:11:09,329 ♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪ 1379 01:11:09,371 --> 01:11:14,154 - You can't do shield and shoot at the same time. 1380 01:11:14,196 --> 01:11:16,734 Do you know how to play the game? 1381 01:11:16,776 --> 01:11:17,815 - Uh... 1382 01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,549 - I don't think you do. 1383 01:11:19,591 --> 01:11:20,880 - I don't think I do, either. 1384 01:11:20,922 --> 01:11:21,795 - Reload. 1385 01:11:21,837 --> 01:11:23,404 You don't know what I'm doing, do you? 1386 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,402 - No. 1387 01:11:24,444 --> 01:11:26,094 - Yeah, reload. 1388 01:11:26,136 --> 01:11:27,120 Shield. 1389 01:11:27,162 --> 01:11:28,354 Shoot. 1390 01:11:28,396 --> 01:11:29,283 - Oh. 1391 01:11:29,325 --> 01:11:30,116 - Reload. 1392 01:11:30,158 --> 01:11:30,949 Shield. - Shield. 1393 01:11:30,991 --> 01:11:31,782 - Shoot. - Shoot. 1394 01:11:31,824 --> 01:11:34,461 - Okay, we both got it, ready? 1395 01:11:34,503 --> 01:11:35,665 - Reload. 1396 01:11:35,707 --> 01:11:36,748 No. 1397 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:38,118 Reload. 1398 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,203 Say it with me. You're, come on. 1399 01:11:40,245 --> 01:11:41,036 - Uh... - Are you deaf? 1400 01:11:41,078 --> 01:11:42,161 What's wrong? 84320

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