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Morning, Parker.
How was your weekend?
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Oh, it was great, Dr. L.
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I went to a self-defense
workshop at the "Y."
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Yeah, they let you do it
for free
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if you're a college student
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or you make less
than $3,000 a year,
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so check and check.
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Good for you, Parker.
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New York can be a tough place
for a little guy like you.
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Yeah, you know, they say that
bullying stops when you grow up,
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but that has not been
my experience.
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Do you think you
could teach me some moves?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Cool.
Absolutely.
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Now, come at me
and grab me, okay?
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Yeah.
Just grab me right here.
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Okay.
Grr!
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Break the hold.
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Lobster claw
to the throat.
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Knee the groin.
Ouch.
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Totally incapacitates them.
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Parker, that is so cool.
Can I try it?
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Just come at me.
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I don't know.
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Attacking my female boss...
this... Feels weird.
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Maybe a scenariowould help.
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Imagine you're
grieving your wife
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because mindy killed her
in a botched operation
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because she's
in love with you... go.
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Yeah, okay.
What?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You're a crazed fan,
and I'm a Latin pop star
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that you're obsessed with.
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No, do it my way.
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I'm ready.
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You killed my wife!
Yes!
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I'm gonna make youa dead person!
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Okay, I can't remember
what comes next.
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No! (Danny) Break the hold.
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Break it.
I forget which way...
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aah!
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Morgan!
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You okay?
What are you doing?
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It was fake!
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(Danny) What are you doing?
It was a demo, man.
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Oh! Oh, no, no, no!
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Parker...
Oh! Oh, Parker!
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(Morgan) Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
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Oh, my God,
I broke the intern.
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Oh, my God.
I broke him. I broke him.
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We have to stop
the intern program.
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[Jazzy pop music]
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Hey, mindy.
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Hey, Sophia.
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Oh, I like your glasses.
They're kind of like mine.
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Glasses twins.
Totally.
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Are you near-sighted too?
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I am near-sighted.
I am far-sighted.
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I have astigmatism,
pre-cataracts.
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I'm actually legally blind
in Hawaii and Alaska.
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How's school?
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Good.
Yeah?
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What are you reading?
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Oh, this is freedom.
[Elevator dings]
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But it's not for school.
I just love Jonathan franzen.
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What are you reading?
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Uh, this is actually
a novelization
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of the film iron man.
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Cool.
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I thought that Gwyneth Paltrow
would be in it more.
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How's your work going?
Pretty good, actually.
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I just started this groupon
for H.P.V. Vaccinations,
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and business has been
blowing up.
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Guess all those hours
of online shopping
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was actually research
for work.
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I feel like the only time
I get to see you anymore
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is around here.
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You know what?
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When things at work
settle down a little bit,
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I will take you
to the American girl store,
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and we will buy your doll Sally
a new friend.
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Yeah, actually,
I donated Sally
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to Tsunami victims
a couple years ago.
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Her name is now Kioki.
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God, you are such
a good kid.
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[Giggles]
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Um, all right, well,
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if you ever need anything,
Sophia, let me know.
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Great. Bye.
Bye.
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"Hello, this is
a formal, anonymous complaint
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"alerting you to lewd
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"and inappropriate
workplace behavior...
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"specifically,
Morgan the nurse ogling
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shauna Dicanio's breasts."
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Oh, God.
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(Mindy)
Katie, you are now
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H.P.V. Immune.
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And I know the shot
might've hurt,
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but the savings did not.
Bye, guys.
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Hey. Hey.
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I just talked to our lawyer,
and we got a big problem.
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Yeah? What?
I got an anonymous complaint
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between two employees.
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Ooh, anonymous. Sexy.
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No. No, it's not sexy.
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It's claiming lewd behavior.
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We can get sued for this.
Yeah, that is a big deal.
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Do you remember
soho women's health?
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They went under
'cause that doctor got sued
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for grabbing all
those ladies' butts.
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Not a lot of butt-grabbers
around here.
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And I should know.
Walking target.
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I can't believe
how little
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I'm getting
from this conversation.
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That's rude.
Can you handle this, please?
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This is a big deal.
I know it is, Danny.
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But you're
a partner here, right?
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You can't just do
the parts of the job
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you want to do.
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Do you think I wanted to talk
to the air-conditioning guy?
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No. No
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but as it turns out,
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he had a lot of really
interesting movie ideas,
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and now I have
a lifelong friend.
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I think you can handle
this human resources issue.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, mindy.
Hey, kiddo.
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What are you doing here?
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You already had
your H.P.V. Shot.
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You're all set.
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Um, actually,
I just kind of wanted
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to talk to you
about something else.
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Okay, what's going on?
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I'm here to get
birth control.
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Birth control?
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Yes.
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For sex?
Yes.
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You're way too young
for birth control.
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You should be, like, drawing
on the sidewalk with chalk.
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You mean like
dead body outlines?
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No, I don't mean
like dead body outlines.
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Are you k...
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okay, I cannot raise my kids
in the city.
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Have you spoken to your father
about this?
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Ever since my mom died,
my dad hasn't been much help
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in the whole
girl talk department.
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I get most of my information
from Chelsea handler books.
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Or you.
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Um, all right.
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Let's talk.
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Who is the guy?
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His name's Henry.
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We met in street art class.
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Street art?
Yes.
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Like that criminal banksy?
They made a class about him?
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Okay, I'm sorry.
Keep going. Keep going.
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He's amazing.
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I really love him,
and we're ready to have sex.
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Soon.
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I'm beginning to understand
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why you did not want
to go doll shopping
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with me earlier.
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It has come to my attention
that there is a...
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A problem in the office.
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I found a stray dog.
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I kept him here
for three nights.
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He had these soulful eyes.
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I was not gonna leave him
at the quarry.
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No, it's not about the dog.
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That's a bad thing,
so don't do that either.
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You know what this
is about.
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Is this about the other dog?
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No.
Because that is a bad dog.
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It has come
to my attention, Morgan,
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that you've been looking
at shauna inappropriately.
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I didn't even realize it.
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But I-I-I know it's true.
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Because if the men
in my family
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have one problem,
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it's staring
at beautiful things.
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And gout.
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It doesn't matter
if we're looking
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at a beautiful
Mona Lisa-type painting
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or a healthy set
of plumpies.
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Shauna, I assure you,
it will never happen again.
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I'm so sorry.
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Let's blood-oath it.
I think it's a matter of...
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no, no, put the...
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Morgan, let's not
blood-oath anything.
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Terrific.
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Does that officially satisfy
your formal complaint, shauna?
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Oh, I didn't make
a complaint.
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It's right here.
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No, I didn't.
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I'd like to be
real clear on this.
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Does this office have
a policy on dogs?
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Henry and I are planning
on doing this next weekend.
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His parents are taking
his grandma
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to an assisted living place
in Florida,
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so it's pretty much a date.
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You've described the premise
to a national lampoon movie.
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That sounds horrible.
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I wish that there had been
someone like me around
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for myself
when I was your age.
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You lost your virginity
at 15?
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I wish there had been
someone like me around
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when I was 23.
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I can't give this
to you yet.
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Come on, mindy.
You know me.
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Yeah, but I don't know him.
[Sighs]
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I just... I'm sorry.
I have to meet him.
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But he's in school.
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Hey, Betsy.
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Yeah, can you please see
if Dr. Reed can cover
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some of my appointments
this morning?
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Great.
Uh, what are you doing?
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Lucky for you,
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your gynecologist looks 18.
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So I'm gonna come visit you
at High School.
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[Bell rings]
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Sophia.
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Hey.
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[Laughs awkwardly]
Oh, great, you made it.
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Yeah. Uh, this won't
take long, right?
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No, I'm just gonna ask Henry
a couple questions,
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and if he kills it,
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I will prescribe you
any birth control you want.
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And there is this new one
from Belgium
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that comes in the form
of a lollipop.
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Where the hell have you been?
Calculus was a catastrophe.
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Ben, this is Dr. Lahiri.
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Your shoes are insane,
and your top is outta control.
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Can you be my doctor?
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Um, I love you.
You're adorable.
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Hello, new favorite person.
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Ugh, what is that?
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Oh, this? It's slime.
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Slime as in ghostbusters?
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No, no, no,slime as in slime.
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Everyone has slime now.
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Oh, so it's like
an accessory.
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Um, kind of.
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I don't understand.
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Is it considered bad
or good?
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Don't overthink slime.
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Okay, can we just, like,
get this over with?
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All right, bye.
I'm going to the "cafe teria."
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Nice to meet you.
You too.
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[Bell rings]
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Hey.
Hey, where you been?
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Henry, this is mindy.
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She's my doctor
and my neighbor.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Hey.
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Grab some bean.
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Thank you.
258
00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:55,877
Hey there.
259
00:07:55,912 --> 00:07:57,195
I'm an adult.
260
00:07:57,213 --> 00:07:58,213
M-move,
'cause I'm an ad...
261
00:07:58,248 --> 00:07:59,214
I have to sit down.
262
00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:00,999
Okay.
263
00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,033
Cool.
264
00:08:02,051 --> 00:08:03,535
Cool lounge.
265
00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:04,869
[Beanbag chair squeaks]
Oh.
266
00:08:04,887 --> 00:08:08,724
[Squeaking]
267
00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:10,225
So, Henry,
268
00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,261
Sophia tells me
that the two of you
269
00:08:12,312 --> 00:08:14,263
are considering taking
your relationship
270
00:08:14,314 --> 00:08:15,880
to the next level.
271
00:08:15,898 --> 00:08:17,015
Yeah, you know,
we're in love,
272
00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:19,384
and we want to be able
to express it.
273
00:08:19,402 --> 00:08:20,402
I want to be
with her forever.
274
00:08:20,436 --> 00:08:21,903
[Paper ball thuds]
275
00:08:21,938 --> 00:08:23,071
I'm s... one second.
Hey, can I...
276
00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:24,222
can I see that, please?
277
00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,724
Thank you.
278
00:08:25,742 --> 00:08:27,743
Don't... don't throw things
near a woman's face.
279
00:08:27,777 --> 00:08:30,061
All right, um,
but what will happen
280
00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:31,747
when you go to college?
281
00:08:31,781 --> 00:08:34,199
'Scuse me, are you gonna stay
here for a while,
282
00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:35,701
or are you gonna keep
going through?
283
00:08:35,735 --> 00:08:37,035
All right, sorry.
284
00:08:37,069 --> 00:08:39,421
Why don't you keep...
yep, you made the right choice.
285
00:08:39,455 --> 00:08:40,505
I'm not going to college.
286
00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:41,573
You don't want
to go to college?
287
00:08:41,591 --> 00:08:42,624
No. Why should I
load up on debt
288
00:08:42,675 --> 00:08:44,009
just to binge drink
for four years,
289
00:08:44,043 --> 00:08:45,243
when I could just
create an app
290
00:08:45,261 --> 00:08:46,578
that nets me all the money
I'll ever need?
291
00:08:46,596 --> 00:08:48,180
Sorry, Henry.
It doesn't work that way.
292
00:08:48,214 --> 00:08:49,881
Well, Mark Zuckerberg
dropped out of Harvard.
293
00:08:49,915 --> 00:08:51,883
Mark Zuckerberg
got into Harvard,
294
00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,084
and you know what?
295
00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:54,186
If he had stayed at Harvard
a little bit longer,
296
00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:55,354
then that Facebook,
297
00:08:55,388 --> 00:08:57,356
it would actually be
a little bit more...
298
00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:58,357
Popular site.
299
00:08:58,391 --> 00:09:00,108
Okay.
300
00:09:00,143 --> 00:09:01,926
Okay. All right.
Do you need help?
301
00:09:01,944 --> 00:09:03,228
It's just a little slippery.
302
00:09:03,262 --> 00:09:04,730
Just give me one second.
303
00:09:04,764 --> 00:09:08,700
I don't need help getting
back into a beanbag chair.
304
00:09:08,735 --> 00:09:10,535
I can do it. Let me...
oh, God. Okay.
305
00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:11,703
I just don't want
to do this.
306
00:09:11,738 --> 00:09:12,904
Hang on.
Come on, come on, come on.
307
00:09:12,938 --> 00:09:14,039
Just push my torso up.
Try using your knees.
308
00:09:14,073 --> 00:09:17,125
[Beanbag chair
squeaking loudly]
309
00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,410
I'm a surgeon.
310
00:09:18,444 --> 00:09:20,078
I can figure out how to sit
in a beanbag chair.
311
00:09:20,112 --> 00:09:21,446
See?
312
00:09:21,464 --> 00:09:23,782
I don't even think that sex
is that big of a deal.
313
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,250
No, no, no.
It is a big deal.
314
00:09:25,284 --> 00:09:27,118
All right?
And as Sophia's gynecologist,
315
00:09:27,136 --> 00:09:28,637
I think that when...
[Snickers]
316
00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:30,589
Are you laughing
at the word "gynecologist"?
317
00:09:30,623 --> 00:09:31,807
Oh, my God.
318
00:09:31,841 --> 00:09:33,141
What if you guys
had a baby?
319
00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:34,226
I don't know.
320
00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,627
Sophia could take care
of it, yeah?
321
00:09:35,645 --> 00:09:37,062
Yeah, I mean,
I'm a babysitter, mindy.
322
00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:38,930
No, no, no, you're not
babysitting your baby.
323
00:09:38,964 --> 00:09:40,065
You're going to college,
all right?
324
00:09:40,099 --> 00:09:41,466
While this joker
325
00:09:41,484 --> 00:09:43,468
lives in his parents' basement
working on some app
326
00:09:43,486 --> 00:09:45,136
that tells you what
pizza topping you are.
327
00:09:45,154 --> 00:09:47,105
It tells you which superhero
you should marry.
328
00:09:47,139 --> 00:09:48,907
Obviously, you would marry
Captain America.
329
00:09:48,941 --> 00:09:50,776
You don't need an app
to tell you that.
330
00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:51,993
Look, if I wanted
to be questioned
331
00:09:52,028 --> 00:09:53,578
by some weird old lady,
332
00:09:53,613 --> 00:09:54,696
I'd go home
and talk to my stepmom.
333
00:09:54,747 --> 00:09:55,980
I don't have time
for this slime.
334
00:09:55,998 --> 00:09:58,316
I'm sorry.
335
00:09:58,334 --> 00:10:00,752
I'm obviously younger
than his stepmom.
336
00:10:01,921 --> 00:10:04,172
Sophia, I cannot sign offon this guy.
337
00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:06,324
How are you
the ultimate judge of guys?
338
00:10:06,342 --> 00:10:09,010
I saw you hit on your Chinese
delivery man one time.
339
00:10:09,045 --> 00:10:11,430
Okay, it was Valentine's day,
and he was lingering.
340
00:10:11,464 --> 00:10:13,164
[Sighs]
And now I actually have
341
00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:15,884
a boyfriend who is mature
and considerate,
342
00:10:15,935 --> 00:10:17,302
and he's the kind of guy
that's worth waiting for.
343
00:10:17,336 --> 00:10:18,687
And how would you feel
if I asked him
344
00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:20,021
a bunch of personal questions?
345
00:10:20,056 --> 00:10:21,773
I would be fine
with that,
346
00:10:21,808 --> 00:10:23,141
and the next time he is over,
I welcome you
347
00:10:23,175 --> 00:10:24,209
to come to the apartment...
348
00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:26,111
no, now!
I want to meet him today.
349
00:10:26,145 --> 00:10:28,113
Okay, well, I am supposed
to have lunch with him at 1:00.
350
00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:29,398
Fine. I'll be there.
351
00:10:29,432 --> 00:10:31,783
You have class. Yeah,
the history of dubstep.
352
00:10:31,818 --> 00:10:33,518
Yeah, you can skip that.
353
00:10:33,536 --> 00:10:35,871
Dear horizon
medical solutions,
354
00:10:35,905 --> 00:10:38,490
when the drawstring
in your scrubs gets caught
355
00:10:38,524 --> 00:10:41,376
in that tiny hole,
I find it basically impossible
356
00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:42,994
to fish it out.I'm a busy guy,
357
00:10:43,028 --> 00:10:44,162
and I don't have time
for this.
358
00:10:44,197 --> 00:10:45,797
Betsy, can you just read
that back for me?
359
00:10:45,832 --> 00:10:49,301
"Dear horizon
medical solutions,
360
00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:52,454
"in regards to... Have...
361
00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:54,389
"Drawstring...
362
00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:55,874
When..."
363
00:10:55,892 --> 00:10:57,092
Betsy, what are you
doing here?
364
00:10:57,143 --> 00:10:58,209
Okay, last week,I was in an operation,
365
00:10:58,227 --> 00:11:00,044
and the scrubs went
down to my ankles.
366
00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:01,179
Dr. Castellano,
367
00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:04,015
I wrote that
human resource complaint
368
00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:06,151
about Morgan staring
at shauna.
369
00:11:06,185 --> 00:11:08,019
What?
Dr. Castellano,
370
00:11:08,053 --> 00:11:10,155
do you think I'm pretty?
371
00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:13,575
Ah, boy.
372
00:11:13,609 --> 00:11:15,193
Hey.
373
00:11:15,227 --> 00:11:17,195
I think I'm having
lunch with you.
374
00:11:17,229 --> 00:11:18,947
I don't know that you are.
375
00:11:18,998 --> 00:11:19,998
Hey.
376
00:11:20,032 --> 00:11:21,566
Hey, mama.
How's it going?
377
00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:22,751
Good.
378
00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:24,569
Uh, this is Sophia
from my building.
379
00:11:24,587 --> 00:11:25,754
Oh, yes!
380
00:11:25,788 --> 00:11:27,255
Sophia wanted to talk
381
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,073
to a super cool boyfriend
to find out
382
00:11:29,091 --> 00:11:31,510
what a good adult relationship
should look like.
383
00:11:31,544 --> 00:11:32,928
Mm. Fire away.
384
00:11:32,962 --> 00:11:34,179
How did you meet mindy?
385
00:11:34,213 --> 00:11:35,380
At a nightclub.
386
00:11:35,414 --> 00:11:37,098
Normally I go
for super skinny white girls,
387
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:40,268
but something about this one
screamed, "yeah, okay."
388
00:11:40,303 --> 00:11:42,521
And are you two
sleeping together?
389
00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:44,189
What do I do here?
It's cool.
390
00:11:44,223 --> 00:11:46,274
Yes, we have been physical.
391
00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:48,593
Do you use birth control?
392
00:11:48,611 --> 00:11:49,795
Couple different things.
393
00:11:49,829 --> 00:11:50,779
And if she got pregnant,
would you, like,
394
00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:51,947
totally freak out?
395
00:11:51,981 --> 00:11:53,698
Mama Mia.
Blitzkrieg over here.
396
00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:55,266
Hey, she told me I could ask
whatever I wanted.
397
00:11:55,284 --> 00:11:57,118
Yeah, I'd freak out.
398
00:11:57,153 --> 00:11:58,436
And then I would help
raise it.
399
00:11:58,454 --> 00:12:00,121
You would?
400
00:12:00,156 --> 00:12:02,290
I'm not 23 anymore.
Kid sounds kinda cool.
401
00:12:02,325 --> 00:12:03,575
I love playing catch,
402
00:12:03,609 --> 00:12:05,210
and it's kinda weird
with two grownup dudes.
403
00:12:05,244 --> 00:12:06,962
You see, Sophia,
this is the kind of guy
404
00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:08,079
that you want to wait for,
all right?
405
00:12:08,113 --> 00:12:10,582
He is sweet.
He went to college.
406
00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:13,084
He is funny-ish.
407
00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:16,388
So you guys are gonna be,
like, together forever?
408
00:12:16,422 --> 00:12:18,890
Uhhh, things are going
really good.
409
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,308
That's not what I asked.
410
00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:22,644
Henry says that we're gonna be
together forever.
411
00:12:22,678 --> 00:12:24,479
It's even his signature
at the bottom of all his emails.
412
00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:26,631
Well, my law firm
forbids tinkering
413
00:12:26,649 --> 00:12:28,233
with the standard
confidentiality notice
414
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,651
at the bottom
of all our emails.
415
00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:31,236
Just answer the question.
416
00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:33,271
Will you and mindy
be together forever?
417
00:12:33,306 --> 00:12:34,940
Uh, you don't have
to answer that.
418
00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:36,825
Actually, you do have to answer
that question.
419
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:38,076
Look, it's a nice idea,
420
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,445
but I don't know
if I could stay with one person
421
00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:42,781
for the rest of my life.
422
00:12:42,815 --> 00:12:45,166
You don't ever want
to get married?
423
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:47,252
Maybe I'm not
a forever kind of guy.
424
00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,487
What does that even mean?
425
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:50,989
Looks like you two have
a few things to discuss,
426
00:12:51,007 --> 00:12:53,041
so I'm gonna let you guys
figure that out
427
00:12:53,092 --> 00:12:54,376
while I head back to school.
428
00:12:54,427 --> 00:12:56,177
Catch you on the slime.
429
00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:00,298
What's slime?
430
00:13:00,332 --> 00:13:02,016
I can't believe
you don't know what slime is.
431
00:13:03,808 --> 00:13:05,192
I just got your messages.
What's up?
432
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:06,443
Josh called me human garbage.
433
00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:07,944
What?
434
00:13:07,979 --> 00:13:09,279
Okay, he didn't exactly
call me human garbage,
435
00:13:09,313 --> 00:13:11,815
but he told me that he is not
a "forever" type of guy.
436
00:13:11,849 --> 00:13:13,016
(Gwen)Oh, that's it?
437
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:15,351
Everybody has trouble
with the word "forever."
438
00:13:15,369 --> 00:13:16,403
A week before we got married,
439
00:13:16,454 --> 00:13:18,488
Carl disappeared
for a few days.
440
00:13:18,522 --> 00:13:20,323
I hiked the appalachian trail!
I got lyme disease!
441
00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:21,408
That explains a lot,
actually.
442
00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:22,793
(Carl)I got bit by a deer!
443
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,494
Hold on. (Mindy) Gwen,
I have always known
444
00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,880
that I was gonna get married
and stay married forever.
445
00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:28,031
'Cause that is true love.
446
00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:30,033
Do you remember
when I wanted to keep
447
00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:31,802
my tennis bag
in your closet?
448
00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:34,004
It was our worst fightof 2006.
449
00:13:34,038 --> 00:13:35,872
I remember that.
I hated that.
450
00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:37,724
Gwen, what if I had needed
to get my snorkel, okay?
451
00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:39,426
And I had to lift your dumb
tennis bag to get it?
452
00:13:39,477 --> 00:13:41,211
Imagine that
times a million.
453
00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:42,712
That's marriage,
454
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:45,015
except the closet
is your entire life,
455
00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:47,383
and the tennis bag
is a guy.
456
00:13:47,401 --> 00:13:50,320
And sometimes you will find
his toenail clippings
457
00:13:50,354 --> 00:13:51,822
scattered around your toilet.
458
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:54,057
Just to be clear,
I use the toilet as a seat.
459
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:55,575
I don't trim them
when I'm going.
460
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:58,728
Okay, sometimes marriage
is great.
461
00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:01,531
But you'd have to be a kid
to think that saying "forever"
462
00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:03,250
is the same
as actually doing it.
463
00:14:03,284 --> 00:14:04,734
Gwen, you are so smart.
464
00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:06,903
I wish that we were lesbians
so we could get married.
465
00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:08,138
I'm serious.
466
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,523
I mean, we wouldn't have sex
or anything.
467
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,707
Maybe a little kissing.
468
00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:11,741
(Gwen)There you go.
469
00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:13,409
Oh, oh, oh, my God.
470
00:14:13,427 --> 00:14:15,345
(Gwen) Carl, this tree falls
off the roof one more time,
471
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:16,429
I swear to God...
472
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,548
mindy, you deserve the best!
[Sighs]
473
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:19,749
(Carl)Never settle. Do you hear me?
474
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:22,919
All right,
thanks, Carl. Bye.
475
00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:27,190
[Whispers]
Damn it.
476
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:31,528
I just want guys
to look at me
477
00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:32,779
the way they look at shauna.
478
00:14:32,814 --> 00:14:34,447
Ugh.
479
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,483
[Sighs]
480
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,036
Just wish I was pretty.
481
00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:42,455
[Sighs]
482
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,941
Betsy, you're very pretty.
483
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,376
Really, Dr. Castellano?
484
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,411
Absolutely. You're pretty.
You're... you're cute.
485
00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:50,213
You're just...you're just adorable.
486
00:14:50,248 --> 00:14:52,549
Guys don't want adorable.
They want hot.
487
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,301
Well, you definitely are.
488
00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:55,468
Definitely are what?
489
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,619
Just work with me here,
Betsy, okay?
490
00:14:56,637 --> 00:14:57,838
You're hot.
You're hot. Okay?
491
00:14:57,889 --> 00:14:59,055
You're definitely hot.
492
00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,456
I don't know.
Yeah, you're hot.
493
00:15:00,474 --> 00:15:01,975
You got a great...
you got a great face,
494
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,977
and everybody knows that.
495
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,762
You got, uh,
legs of steel.
496
00:15:05,796 --> 00:15:08,598
I do live
in a fifth-floor walkup.
497
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:09,733
Well, it's working good,
498
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,735
and your whole...
499
00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:13,970
Your form is just...
it's very good.
500
00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:15,272
Oh.
501
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:16,406
You know, you really look
like that movie star,
502
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,407
Jessica...
503
00:15:17,441 --> 00:15:18,992
Rabbit?
[Laughs]
504
00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:20,110
Sure.
Really?
505
00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:21,444
She's awesome.
Yeah.
506
00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:23,246
Hopping along like that.
She doesn't hop, but...
507
00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:24,581
No?
She's so beautiful.
508
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:25,749
So are you.
509
00:15:25,783 --> 00:15:27,117
Thank you,
Dr. Castellano. Oh!
510
00:15:27,151 --> 00:15:28,818
I think sometimes
you just need your boss
511
00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:30,620
to tell you
that you look sexy.
512
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:31,821
No, that's, uh...
513
00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:33,323
that wasn't what
I was saying at...
514
00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:34,824
oh, thank you so much.
515
00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:35,842
Betsy, please...
oh.
516
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:39,179
I gotta call a lawyer.
517
00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:41,097
Sophia!
518
00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:42,132
Hey!
519
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,017
Oh, my God.
520
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,335
How are you here
right now?
521
00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:46,553
Look...
522
00:15:46,604 --> 00:15:48,972
Look, I just came here
to apologize to you.
523
00:15:49,006 --> 00:15:50,006
Ow!
524
00:15:50,024 --> 00:15:51,341
Heads up!
525
00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:52,342
I think you're supposed
to yell that
526
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,177
before it hits somebody
in the head!
527
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:57,197
All right,
your boyfriend has
528
00:15:57,231 --> 00:15:58,982
some stupid ideas
about college,
529
00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:01,401
and he is literally covered
in body spray.
530
00:16:01,452 --> 00:16:04,988
But he's fine.
And I'm not blind.
531
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:06,689
Henry is crazy bangable.
532
00:16:06,707 --> 00:16:07,824
Thank you.
533
00:16:07,858 --> 00:16:10,193
I'm just not crazy
534
00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:11,745
about you guys
having sex already.
535
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,997
Ow! You have got
to be kidding me!
536
00:16:14,031 --> 00:16:15,999
All right,
volleyball practice is over.
537
00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:18,752
A smart adult
is giving out free advice.
538
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,970
Everyone gather around.
539
00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:21,972
Okay, here is what
I've observed
540
00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,139
about you teenagers.
541
00:16:23,174 --> 00:16:24,391
One, you have terrible aim.
542
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:25,809
You hit me in the head twice
with a volleyball.
543
00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:27,644
That was not cool.
544
00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:30,013
Secondly, you are obsessed
with eternity.
545
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:31,848
Everything is forever.
Best friends forever.
546
00:16:31,882 --> 00:16:34,150
Henry and Sophia forever.
547
00:16:34,185 --> 00:16:36,152
It's probably why
you like teen vampires
548
00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:37,720
and stupid crap like that.
Guess what.
549
00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:38,705
That stuff's imaginary.
550
00:16:38,739 --> 00:16:40,490
[Sighs]
551
00:16:40,524 --> 00:16:41,825
Sorry, babe.
It's true.
552
00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:43,693
All right, teens fall for this
all the time.
553
00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:46,229
Hell, even teen-pluses
like me fall for it.
554
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:48,031
Yeah, and maybe you'll be
really lucky,
555
00:16:48,065 --> 00:16:49,683
and you'll findthe perfect guy,
556
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,235
and you will stay
together forever.
557
00:16:52,253 --> 00:16:53,870
But I'll tell you
one thing
558
00:16:53,904 --> 00:16:54,955
that always lasts forever...
559
00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:57,507
friendship?
Herpes.
560
00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,242
It's gross,
and it is horrible.
561
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,411
Google-image-search it.
It's disgusting.
562
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,762
It's not all
running through fields
563
00:17:02,797 --> 00:17:04,464
and hang gliding,
like the ads tell you.
564
00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:05,632
And guess what, guys.
565
00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,634
Herpes is one
of the better ones.
566
00:17:07,685 --> 00:17:10,220
I cannot keep youfrom getting your heart broken.
567
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:12,922
I can't even keep you
from having sex.
568
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,724
But I can make sure
that you're safe.
569
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,226
Condoms, you guys.
570
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,760
You can't trust the guysin your life to have them.
571
00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:19,396
Here you go.
For you.
572
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,816
Here you go.
573
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,201
You look like trouble.
I'm gonna give you two.
574
00:17:25,236 --> 00:17:27,404
You I'm not worried about.
575
00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:28,771
Uh, can I help you?
Are you a parent?
576
00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:30,407
I am not a parent.
577
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:32,608
I am simply a concerned
adult woman,
578
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:34,327
helping out
some at-risk youths.
579
00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:37,113
And what are you
handing out there?
580
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:38,114
Um...
581
00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:39,549
This feels excessive,
582
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,002
and I bet
if I were a white male,
583
00:17:42,053 --> 00:17:43,453
you wouldn't...
okay.
584
00:17:43,471 --> 00:17:44,971
Well, maybe you would.
585
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:48,472
I believe this has been
blown out of proportion.
586
00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:50,941
Is it true that you referred
to one of our male students
587
00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:52,526
as "crazy bangable"?
588
00:17:52,561 --> 00:17:54,395
Okay, who told you that?
Did Megan tell you that?
589
00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:56,680
That was in the serviceof a point.
590
00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:58,449
You can't just walk
into a High School
591
00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:01,952
and throw sexual
paraphernalia at kids!
592
00:18:01,987 --> 00:18:03,571
I didn't throw anything
at anyone.
593
00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:04,789
That's tawdry.
594
00:18:04,823 --> 00:18:05,956
And by the way,these are not...
595
00:18:05,991 --> 00:18:07,324
hey, what's up?
596
00:18:07,358 --> 00:18:08,826
This High School
is ridiculous.
597
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,494
I mean, it's so swanky here.
598
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:11,695
It's so nice.
599
00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:12,863
My High School, one window
600
00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:14,215
that just the seniors
could use... just one.
601
00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:15,666
Danny, thank God you're here.
602
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,968
Please just tell them that I'm
not some crazy pervert.
603
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:19,920
I mean, I'm not gonna lie to them.
Danny!
604
00:18:19,955 --> 00:18:21,705
[Bell rings]
605
00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:23,507
So you're herelooking for guys?
606
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:26,177
Let the poor bastards
finish High School
607
00:18:26,211 --> 00:18:27,845
before you start
grabbing at 'em.
608
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:30,147
Okay, first of all,
they wish.
609
00:18:30,182 --> 00:18:31,315
They wouldn't know
what to do with me
610
00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:32,683
with their little
teenage hands.
611
00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:35,402
Second of all, Danny,
thank you for bailing me out
612
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,354
of school jail.
613
00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:38,722
For that, I shall give you
one beautiful orchid.
614
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,075
Just give me a slice.
I'm really hungry.
615
00:18:41,109 --> 00:18:42,743
All right, a slice
and an orchid.
616
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:44,394
Mindy, mindy.
617
00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:47,915
So I think Henry and I are gonna
wait a while to have...
618
00:18:47,949 --> 00:18:48,999
That... that thing.
619
00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:49,900
Are you serious?
Yeah.
620
00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:51,285
Oh, thank God.
621
00:18:51,336 --> 00:18:53,838
I mean, it was totally
up to you, your decision,
622
00:18:53,872 --> 00:18:55,206
but you made the right choice.
623
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,124
Also, I really wanted you
to have this.
624
00:18:57,175 --> 00:19:00,678
Slime? For me?
Mm-hmm.
625
00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:02,346
I heard about the drama.
626
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,715
My God, I am obsessed
with you.
627
00:19:04,749 --> 00:19:06,267
Ben, you are such
a special kid.
628
00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:08,252
And I want to let you know,
it gets better.
629
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:11,088
How could it?
630
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,273
(Ben)
You wish, Steven.
631
00:19:12,307 --> 00:19:14,191
Who is this person?
632
00:19:14,226 --> 00:19:15,226
Hey, what's up?
I'm Danny.
633
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,527
Shut up.
634
00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:18,028
That's my favorite name.
635
00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:19,029
Really?
Mm-hmm.
636
00:19:19,064 --> 00:19:21,232
I like Ben a lot.
637
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:23,067
Tell me you and him
have happened.
638
00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:24,768
Ugh, Ben!
What?
639
00:19:24,786 --> 00:19:25,903
No.
640
00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:27,104
Okay, guys, we should leave
the premises.
641
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,122
Yeah.
642
00:19:28,156 --> 00:19:29,290
I could actually arrested
for real
643
00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:30,457
if I stick around
too much longer.
644
00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:31,492
Bye. (Ben) Bye.
645
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:32,409
(Sophia)
Bye, mindy.
646
00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:33,744
Thank you very much
for the slime.
647
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:34,995
Nice to meet you.
648
00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:43,137
Hey.
Hey.
649
00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:44,805
So the florist was closed,
650
00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:46,257
but I wanted to get you
something girly,
651
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,259
so I popped intothe pharmacy and got you
652
00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:50,728
some of these
travel-size deodorants.
653
00:19:50,762 --> 00:19:52,796
Thank you.
654
00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:54,464
I'm sorry about earlier.
655
00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:55,966
You don't have to be sorry.
656
00:19:55,984 --> 00:19:57,968
I was just surprised
because I didn't know
657
00:19:57,986 --> 00:19:59,303
that this was so casual.
658
00:19:59,321 --> 00:20:01,438
It's not casual.
659
00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:03,274
It's just...
here's where I'm at right now.
660
00:20:03,308 --> 00:20:04,909
Josh, let me
interrupt you.
661
00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:06,777
Can I just tell you
what I was thinking?
662
00:20:06,811 --> 00:20:08,195
Love it. Boom. Go. Yeah?
663
00:20:08,246 --> 00:20:09,663
Yeah. Want an energy drink?
664
00:20:09,698 --> 00:20:11,749
Yeah, okay.
665
00:20:11,783 --> 00:20:13,500
Thank you.
Yeah.
666
00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:16,320
Mm.
667
00:20:16,338 --> 00:20:19,323
I think this is an acquired taste.
Yeah.
668
00:20:19,341 --> 00:20:23,761
So forever is scary
for me too, all right?
669
00:20:23,795 --> 00:20:25,829
Do you know in my shower,
there's that ledge for shampoo?
670
00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:27,047
It's like that big.
671
00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:29,333
I could never share that
with somebody else.
672
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:31,168
Oh, you gotta get
a shower caddy.
673
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,354
It falls on you sometimes,
but it's worth it.
674
00:20:33,388 --> 00:20:35,055
Okay.
675
00:20:35,106 --> 00:20:36,941
Well, I guess what
I was trying to say was,
676
00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,009
even though it's scary,
677
00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:42,813
I think that if this
is gonna keep going,
678
00:20:42,847 --> 00:20:45,316
there has to be
at least a possibility
679
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,117
that we could stay
together forever.
680
00:20:47,152 --> 00:20:48,986
I can do that. No, for
real, though, Josh.
681
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:52,206
Like, when we die,
we get buried side by side.
682
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,490
We have matching tombstones,
683
00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:56,410
a statue of a cherub
crying next to us.
684
00:20:56,461 --> 00:20:59,163
Our grandkids come
and visit the gravesite,
685
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:01,198
talk about us.
Yeah.
686
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,916
How cool
their grandmother was,
687
00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:04,301
how weird
their grandfather was.
688
00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:06,203
[Laughs] Okay. All right?
689
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,005
Let me pitch you this.
We get cremated, right?
690
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,473
Mixed together,
691
00:21:09,507 --> 00:21:12,226
sprinkled on the Florida
marlins' third base line.
692
00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:16,263
All right, well, I guess
there's time to talk about it.
693
00:21:16,314 --> 00:21:18,482
Lotta time.
694
00:21:22,737 --> 00:21:26,407
Mm.
695
00:21:26,441 --> 00:21:28,359
That is slime.
696
00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:30,494
That's pretty gross.
697
00:21:30,528 --> 00:21:31,779
No, it's awesome.
698
00:21:31,813 --> 00:21:33,580
Go to bed.
699
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:38,180
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