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Love,
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exciting and new.
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Come Aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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Love,
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life's sweetest reward.
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Let it flow
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it floats back to you.
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The Love Boat
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soon will be making another run.
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The Love Boat
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promises something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
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Your mind on a new romance.
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Love
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
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on a friendly shore.
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Yes love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Come in.
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You wanted to see me, sir?
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Ah, yes, Isaac.
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I wanted to go over your
schedule.
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You're gonna need some time to
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work with the new girl in the
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gift shop.
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No problem, sir.
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I've already set aside some
time.
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Oh, good.
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What was her name again?
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Stephanie.
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Stephanie Jackson.
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Ah, yes. Stephanie.
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Will this be her first job?
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No, no. She worked in a
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department store before she,
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before she...
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Arrested for shoplifting.
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You're not having second
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thoughts about this, are you,
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sir?
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Absolutely not.
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I'm very glad to be
participating in
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this Juvenile Rehabilitation
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Program.
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Well, actually, my mom
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deserves all the credit. I mean,
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it was her church group that
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started the program.
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Yes. Well, I have a
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lot of faith in you, Isaac.
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I know you can handle
Stephanie's
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training and adjustment to
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shipboard life.
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Sir?
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May I?
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Thank you.
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Uh...
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if it's any consolation, sir,
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I...I don't
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think that cashews...
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stain.
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Droll...Mr. Washington.
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Very droll.
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That'll be all.
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Right.
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I don't know.
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I feel strange being here.
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Wouldn't you rather be alone
with this...
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what Lisa...
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or is it Barbara this trip?
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Dad, it's Libby.
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Libby Hall.
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Libby Hall.
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Sounds like a dorm in a girl's
school.
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Well, you haven't met her yet.
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We've only dated a few times.
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She agreed to go on a
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cruise with you?
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She paid for her own cabin.
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Oh, well.
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Dad, we're just gonna
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spend some time together.
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That's all.
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Then I'll surely be in
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the way.
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Dad, you won't be in the way.
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She's gonna love you.
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Alan. Hi.
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Libby.
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Excuse me.
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Hello. Hello.
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How you doing.Good to see you.
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I want you to meet my dad.
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Dad, now this is Libby Hall.
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Oh, pleasure to meet you.
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Excuse me.
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Alan didn't tell me you
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were an artist.
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You are?
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Well, this is either an
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artist's portfolio, or you have
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very thin clothes.
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Do you paint?
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Not since high school.
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I once painted a picture of the
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principal and I was almost
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expelled.
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That bad.
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I painted it on the side
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of his car.
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Excuse me.
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Alan...Alan Billingsley.
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Remember me?
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Alan Billingsley.
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, why don't you find a date
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and join us?
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You're sure I won't be in
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the way.
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Probably. But it's too
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late to send you home.
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Let me take care of this.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Welcome aboard, Mr. Beery.
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I'm Julie McCoy, your
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cruise director, and this is
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Adam Bricker, our ship's doctor.
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Hi.
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How do you do?
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You and Mrs. Beery will
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be on the Promenade Deck, Cabin
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one-ten.
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Oh, oh...wait...wait a minute.
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There... there is no
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Mrs. Beery.
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I hope you enjoy your cruise.
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Oh, I'm enjoying it already.
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I mean, just...just one
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breath of this air and my
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allergy's gone.
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I'm not sneezing.
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Aren't you surprised?
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Ahhh--choo.
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Well, it looks like
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Lourdes is gonna stay in
business.
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Excuse us.
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I knew you'd love it.
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I took the week off, changed
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your reservation and booked us
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the most beautiful cabin on the
ship.
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For three wonderful days,
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and two fabulous nights,
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we'll be travelling as Mr. and
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Mrs. Fred Beery.
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Ah-choo.
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Your allergy sounds much better.
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Oh.
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It must be the sea air.
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Come along.
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You got a dude named
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Isaac Washington around here?
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Isaac?.
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Yeah, right there.
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Hey, oh, Stephanie right?
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You're Isaac Washington?
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Well, if I'm not, I've
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been sending Mother's Day cards
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to the wrong lady.
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But you're black.
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No.
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I just figured you'd
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be one of those guilty white
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liberals.
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Well, until one comes along,
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why don't I show you to
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your cabin and get you settled
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Oh. Right. Let's go
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to my cabin.
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Oh, Stephanie listen.
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If there's anything Isaac can't
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do for you, you just come to me.
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Okay? 'Cause nobody knows this
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ship any better than I do.
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Nobody.
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I'll be in the laundry.
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Look, you got plenty of
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closet space over here.
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And the air conditioning
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controls are on the wall on
the....
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What are you doing?
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You got me the gig.
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I'm ready to pay off.
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Stephanie, sit down.
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Now sit down over here.
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Now listen, I got you the job for
a reason,
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But it's not the reason
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that you're thinking.
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Now all anybody wants is for you
to
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get a fresh start.
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You dig?
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Are you serious about
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painting?
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Well,
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You have to take some lessons.
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It's never too late to start.
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That's what they said
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about skiing. So, the very next
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week, I broke my leg.
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You like to ski?
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I like it, but I do it
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about as well as I paint.
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How 'bout you?
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No. But I've always
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wanted to learn.
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Hey, I'll tell you what.
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You teach me to paint, and I
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will teach you to break your
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leg.
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Anybody for another drink?
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Alan, if you continue to
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hog the conversation, I may as
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well go to my cabin.
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Christine, you are leading
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again.
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I'm sorry.
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Being together,
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.in this romantic setting.
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It makes me feel wild
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and impetuous.
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In fact, if someone were to ask
me to marry
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them tomorrow in Mexico,
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I'd probably agree.
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Ahhh.
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Are you starting to sneeze?
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Or are you saying yes?
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Yes.
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Oh, Fred,
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You have made me the happiest
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woman in the world.
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No, don't say anything.
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Mere words would spoil the
moment.
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Oh.
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Hi, Stephanie.
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I don't think we've been
introduced.
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I'm Julie McCoy, Cruise
Director.
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I'm Stephanie Jackson.
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Your friendly,
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neighborhood parolee.
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Hi, Stephanie. Think
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you're gonna like working in the
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gift shop?
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Beats shoplifting in
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the ghetto.
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Stephanie, we don't
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care where you came from or what
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you did before you got here.
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The only thing that matters to
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aboard this ship, is how well
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you do your job.
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You're an attractive,
intelligent young lady.
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Give yourself a chance.
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Is he for real?
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Stephanie, a lot of people are
for real.
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You just haven't met 'em yet.
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Thank you for taking
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care of our blood samples on
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such short notice, Dr. Bricker.
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I've got so much to do for
tomorrow.
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Let's see now, we can
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get the rings in port.
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And the blue dress will have to
do.
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A veil...I need a veil.
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I've got some gauze you can use.
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Oh, goodness. I've
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got to call my mother.
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I mean it isn't every day that
her
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little girl gets married.
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Ahhhh.
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Doctor,
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could you give Freddy something
for his
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allergy. I mean, it's not gonna
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be very nice if he goes down the
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aisle saying achoo, instead of I
do.
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I love you, Fred.
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Goodbye, doctor.
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Bye bye.
291
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,631
Thank you.
292
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,257
I could give you some
293
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,300
antihistamine, Mr. Beery.
294
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,260
Oh, no, no. Please,
295
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,304
I...I'm just up to here,
296
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,263
with antihistamines.
297
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,139
Nothing seems to be any help.
298
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,183
Well, I'm not an allergist,
299
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,102
but maybe if we could get at the
300
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,104
source of your sneezing, I'd be
301
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,397
able to prescribe something
302
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,607
else.
303
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,318
Do you remember when the
symptoms first began?
304
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,111
Let's see when I...
305
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,238
Yes, actually, it all...it all
seemed
306
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,739
to start when...
307
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,408
well, when...when Christine
first came
308
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,743
to work in the office.
309
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,453
But she kept asking me to come
home to
310
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,122
dinner a lot, see...
311
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,248
and everybody.
312
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:51,252
Any unusual dishes?
313
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,753
No. Just plain white with
314
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,046
a blue border.
315
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,131
Mmm...
316
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,467
Does Christine have a dog or
cat?
317
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,761
No.
318
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:05,266
She does have a picture of a
bird though.
319
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,308
Well...
320
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,310
See one night,
321
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,980
after a game of gin rummy and,
322
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,648
a couple of creme de menthes
323
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,651
frappes,
324
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:19,321
I stayed the night.
325
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,448
After that Christine began
326
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,325
thinking... No, no, Christine
327
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,327
presumed that we were...
328
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,288
that we were gonna,
329
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,622
going....
330
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,165
ahhhhchoo...
331
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,291
Gesundheit.
332
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:31,333
Thank you.
333
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,919
Well, if it's not food or
334
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,004
animal hairs or mattress
335
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,881
stuffing,
336
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,340
I can't imagine what the source
337
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,342
of your sneezing might be.
338
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,343
Doctor.
339
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,470
Yes?
340
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,473
Oh...
341
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,808
No, I mean, that would be
silly...silly.
342
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,059
What?
343
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,979
Oh. Well, I mean...
344
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,356
people cannot be allergic to
other
345
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,359
people, can they?
346
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,529
There have been instances.
347
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,325
Oh well.
348
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:07,369
That's it.
349
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,456
I'm allergic to Christine.
350
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,395
We had fun tonight.
351
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,356
It's been a wonderful evening.
352
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,232
I can't remember when
353
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,234
I've had so much fun.
354
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:38,651
Thank you.
355
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,736
You're welcome.
356
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:41,737
You think maybe I could come
357
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,614
in for a while?
358
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,616
Ahhh...
359
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,408
I'm kind of tired.
360
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,577
It must be boat lag.
361
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,246
Who knows? Okay, I'll
362
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,081
take a raincheck.
363
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,751
Well, goodnight Woody.
364
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,879
I mean, Alan.
365
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,255
Ahhh.
366
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,506
Oh, Freddums. Didn't
367
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,258
the doctor give you something
368
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,719
for your sneezes?
369
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,765
There's nothing he can give me.
370
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:52,808
Why?
371
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,602
What did he say?
372
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,187
Oh, well, he just said that.
373
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,148
Well, sometimes you
374
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,275
develop symptoms when you had to
375
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,359
do things you don't want to do.
376
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,279
Like what?
377
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,449
Well, like...
378
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,618
well, you know, like...
379
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,620
when you had to eat spinach
380
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,997
when you don't want to.
381
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:15,664
Or...or...or when you're
382
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,832
forced to practice the violin
383
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:17,625
when you don't want to.
384
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,667
You know.
385
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,628
But you love spinach
386
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,504
and you love the violin.
387
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,923
But I don't love you,
388
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,179
I don't want to marry you.
389
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,181
I...
390
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,515
don't even want to share this
cabin with you.
391
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,517
Oh dear.
392
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,491
Took you long enough to mention
it.
393
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,159
The whole ship,
394
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,161
my mother, and by now
395
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,372
probably half the town thinks
396
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,500
we're getting married.
397
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,710
You've,
398
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,544
you've made me look
399
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,213
like a real chump, Fred.
400
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:08,926
No.
401
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,934
I made myself look like a chump.
402
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,232
I saw myself pushing you.
403
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,234
But I hoped.
404
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,610
I hoped.
405
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,865
Fred.
406
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:35,703
have you ever wanted anything so
bad,
407
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,750
you thought you'd shrivel up and
die.
408
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,752
If you don't get it?
409
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,092
No.
410
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,177
I guess you haven't.
411
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,977
Christine.
412
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,152
I don't have to sneeze.
413
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,080
I don't even feel like I want to
sneeze.
414
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,464
Now, every time you make
415
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,299
a sale, you write up a receipt
416
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,509
on this pad. One copy goes to
417
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,511
the customer and the other copy
418
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,138
goes into the cash drawer with
419
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,306
the money. And it's very
420
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,474
important that you don't lose a
421
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,184
receipt or misplace it, because
422
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,143
it's the only record that we
423
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:41,477
have of a sale.
424
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,145
Right.
425
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:48,650
What's a receipt?
426
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,652
Okay. Now, this is the
427
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,155
key to the showcase here. All
right.
428
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,323
It's a good idea to keep
429
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,616
this locked, because this
430
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,618
jewelry in here is the real
431
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:58,660
thing.
432
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,995
Hey....hey, they're
433
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,289
beautiful.
434
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,499
Yeah, well, you save your
435
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,501
paychecks and they can be yours.
436
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,002
Okay? That's just about
437
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,004
everything you need to know. You
438
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,547
think you can handle this?
439
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,673
Well.
440
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,675
Ah....I like the way
441
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,677
you've redecorated the gift
shop.
442
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,138
No discount for sweet-talk,
Gopher.
443
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,306
What do you need?
444
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:20,516
Some new cologne.
445
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,350
The only thing my old stuff was
446
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,352
attracting was mosquitoes.
447
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:23,852
That's on one of your
448
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,355
better days.
449
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,022
Have you got anything
450
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:27,815
with a little spice.
451
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,816
A little lime.
452
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,359
Hey, why don't I spray you
453
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,320
with one of my margaritas?
454
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,363
How 'bout this, Gopher.
455
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,697
Macho Beast. Guaranteed
456
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,699
to kill 'em.
457
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,369
And only fifteen dollars.
458
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,078
At that price, it's gonna
459
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,412
kill me.
460
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,163
Well, you need every break
461
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,082
you can get.
462
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,876
I'll take this.
463
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,011
Thank you, Stephanie.
464
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,304
Thank you, sir.
465
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,185
Ladies, please! Stop!
466
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,728
I'm not just a body.
467
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,730
I have a mind, too.
468
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,876
You enjoying this as much
469
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,460
as I am?
470
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,962
Dad, no one is enjoying it
471
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,213
as much as you are.
472
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,381
Well, good morning.
473
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,383
Good morning. Sit down.
474
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,634
Oh, thank you, thank you.
475
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,011
Gonna sketch today, hah?
476
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,722
Oh, I thought I'd go into town.
477
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,766
Would you like to come along?
478
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,726
I have a better idea.
479
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:46,935
Well, why don't we just stay on
480
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,937
board today, and you can sketch
481
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,272
a gorgeous view from my cabin
482
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,274
window.
483
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,359
I really want to go to
484
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,945
Puerto Vallarta.
485
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,031
I hear it's a beautiful city.
486
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,449
Would you like to come?
487
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,117
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
488
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,493
I've got it.
489
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,287
The Three Musketeers in Puerto
490
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,623
Vallarta.
491
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,917
No, Dad, why don't you go ahead.
492
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,044
Three Musketeers is a crowd.
493
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,591
Alan.
494
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:18,216
If Alan wants to be a
495
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,719
stick in the mud, let him.
496
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,888
I'll tell you what, I will lend
you a
497
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,306
sketch pad and then you won't
498
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,140
have to use the side of
499
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,100
somebody's car.
500
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,317
Do you mind if I go?
501
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,819
Of course not.
502
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,864
Should I?
503
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:52,542
Not bad.
504
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,669
I've decided to take this
sweater.
505
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,337
It's your color, too.
506
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,254
And you know something?
507
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:00,008
Now that is dynamite.
508
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,009
You know you're right.
509
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,511
I will take them both.
510
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,304
You know, you have a very good
511
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,347
fashion sense.
512
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,682
Thank you. I can't
513
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,016
afford two hundred dollar
514
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,018
outfits, but I read two dollar
515
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,520
fashion magazines.
516
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,522
I know what I'm talking about.
517
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,648
My husband and I own several
518
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,902
boutiques.
519
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,696
Are these pearls real?
520
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,030
Yes, ma'am.
521
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,281
Would you like to see them?
522
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,449
Yes.
523
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,206
Oh, my.
524
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:34,001
Oh, they are gorgeous.
525
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,919
With the sweater and scarf.
526
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,212
All right.
527
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,006
Oh, I know, but Walter would
528
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,382
kill me.
529
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,384
Think of them as a business
expense.
530
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,052
I mean, you could wear
531
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:44,886
them to work and
532
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,722
knock the customers dead.
533
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,390
You know, you're very good.
534
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,433
But I'd better not.
535
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,184
At...at least not until I've had
536
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,186
a chance to work on Walter.
537
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,188
Would you send these things to
me.
538
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,898
I'm on Promenade, Room three
539
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,025
forty-two.
540
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,401
I certainly will.
541
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:00,068
Well, my dearest,
542
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:00,944
it's been a pleasure dealing
543
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:01,862
with you.
544
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:02,279
Thank you.
545
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:02,654
Come back again.
546
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,989
Oh, I will.
547
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:40,650
Gopher.
548
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:41,318
Hm?
549
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,195
You smell like the Avon lady.
550
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:46,114
Well, thank you, sir.
551
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,003
Oh good lord.Gopher, how much
cologne
552
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:00,796
did you put on?
553
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,255
Hardly any. Still have
554
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,340
half a bottle left.
555
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:09,179
Hello doctor.
556
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,972
Christine.
557
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,559
Hello, Fred.
558
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,686
Are you doing what you want to
do?
559
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,480
Christine, I...I wanted to
560
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,147
talk to you this morning, but
561
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,440
you'd gone already.
562
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,150
I'm not gonna push myself
563
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,360
on you anymore.
564
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:24,319
I want you to feel like
565
00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:26,321
I'm not even here.
566
00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:27,322
You didn't have to spend
567
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:28,824
all night in the bathtub.
568
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,492
It was okay.
569
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,452
Except when the shower dripped.
570
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:35,539
No wait, I'm not playing the
martyr.
571
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,541
I realize that for a
572
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,501
long time you've been doing
573
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,211
things my way and hating every
574
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,505
minute of it.
575
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,548
What are you drinking? Scotch?
576
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:47,342
Well, you probably can't stand
577
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:48,468
creme de menthe.
578
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,095
Oh, well, I...
579
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:50,637
And I bet you hate
580
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,640
Chicken Marengo, too.
581
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,642
No wonder you had that allergy.
582
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:59,020
I'm glad we got it all out in
the open.
583
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,898
So am I.
584
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,525
Oh, but I am sorry I made you
cry.
585
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,359
It's not the first time
586
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:05,861
you've made me cry.
587
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,156
But it will be the last.
588
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,867
I guess I finally realized that
when you
589
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,743
reach the end of the rainbow
590
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,705
there isn't necessarily a pot of
591
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,206
gold.
592
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,423
P.A. VOICE: We hope you enjoyed
593
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,633
your day in Puerto Vallarta.
594
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:32,929
Hi. How's business?
595
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,056
Busy. Any more customers and
596
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,099
we'll have to open
597
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,392
an Express Lane.
598
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:38,894
Well, look it's almost closing
time.
599
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,438
Why don't you get ready for
dinner,
600
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:41,938
and I'll stick around
601
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,106
and close up. Okay?
602
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:43,481
Oh, that's okay.
603
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,274
I'll do it.
604
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,400
No, no, no. You...
605
00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,402
you haven't had a break all day
today.
606
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:48,528
Now I'll see you at dinner.
607
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,363
It's Italian Fiesta night,
608
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,407
so try to look Italian.
609
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,534
Well,
610
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:55,410
okay.
611
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:58,038
I'll wear pizza in my hair.
612
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,423
Ah, where is our new
613
00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:09,466
employee going?
614
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,051
I told her I'd close up, Captain.
615
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:11,885
You know, she really
616
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,220
did a great job today.
617
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,262
Good.
618
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,055
Oh, I'm sorry,
619
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:15,764
you're closing.
620
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:16,765
I'll...I'll only take a minute.
621
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,475
There...there was a darling girl
that waited on me
622
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:19,935
this afternoon, and she showed
623
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,937
me a gorgeous pair of pearl
624
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,230
earrings and I wanted to wear
625
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:26,775
them at dinner tonight, and
626
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,151
Oh, they're gone.
627
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,277
Well, I guess they were
628
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,612
sold to someone else.
629
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,447
Ah, let me check.
630
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:34,074
Oh, I knew I shouldn't have
631
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,784
waited to talk to Walter about
it.
632
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,453
Oh, never mind.
633
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:39,412
Thank you, anyway.
634
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,586
There is a receipt for
635
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,256
those earrings, isn't there?
636
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,469
Isaac?
637
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:56,554
Ah, I'm sure there is.
638
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:22,831
So I looked all over the shop,
639
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,165
and I couldn't find the
640
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,209
earrings or a receipt.
641
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,837
And there's no extra money in
642
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,505
the cash drawer.
643
00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:33,174
Could I have been that wrong
about her?
644
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,843
No...
645
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,594
no there must be some
explanation.
646
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,516
Well, I certainly can't
647
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:43,518
ask Stephanie.
648
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:45,020
All her life people have always
thought the
649
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:46,855
worst of her.
650
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,191
If she thinks I'm like that
too...
651
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,526
Well, maybe you could find out,
652
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:52,694
without asking directly.
653
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,696
Mmm..
654
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,739
How?
655
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,324
Well be diplomatic.
656
00:26:57,407 --> 00:27:00,327
Tactful. Always ask a question
657
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,912
without seeming like a question.
658
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,039
And if you can bring that off,
659
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,041
we got another mission for you.
660
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:06,875
Getting rid of Gopher's
661
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,418
cologne.
662
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:29,773
Doc, don't you just love
663
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:30,899
Italian Fiesta Night?
664
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,901
Love it? I love everything
Italian.
665
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:33,943
Italy's my favorite
666
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:34,736
country in the world.
667
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:35,862
Yeah?
668
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,781
Arrivederci.
669
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:38,907
Roma.
670
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:42,243
Goodbye...goodbye to Rome.
671
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,245
Yeah, Doc, I believe you.
672
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,246
I believe you love it.
673
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,539
Oh, good evening, Mr. Beery.
674
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:47,582
Mr. Beery.
675
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:49,959
Good evening.
676
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:56,591
Christine.
677
00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,259
I...
678
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,886
I have to sit here.
679
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:00,887
It's my assigned table.
680
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,097
It's all right.
681
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:02,972
I'll find another place.
682
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,266
Christine.
683
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,269
Sit down.
684
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,980
I want to have dinner with you.
685
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,941
Well...
686
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,610
as long as you're sure.
687
00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,946
I'm sure.
688
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:18,613
Waiter.
689
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,740
I would like to have the shrimp
690
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:22,575
cocktail.
691
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,244
A small dinner salad.
692
00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:26,788
Oh, and the Chicken Marengo.
693
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,249
You hate Chicken Marengo.
694
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:30,917
I probably hate Chicken Marengo
695
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,295
when I am forced to eat it.
696
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,296
It is different when I
697
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,923
choose to eat it.
698
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:37,757
Nonsense.
699
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:40,927
You're just trying to please me
again.
700
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,345
I am not....I...
701
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:46,724
Ahh...ahh...
702
00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:50,645
Waiter!
703
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:51,813
I will have the Chicken Marengo.
704
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:55,608
It is what I want!
705
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:00,822
Alan?
706
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,992
What?
707
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:07,996
Nothing.
708
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:11,207
Well, that was a short
conversation.
709
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,168
I guess being with
710
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:17,881
Libby's got you all talked out.
711
00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:19,340
It's...
712
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,844
Libby I want to talk to you
about.
713
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:26,473
Talk.
714
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,808
I don't know how to say this.
715
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,727
But today...
716
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:33,188
with Libby...
717
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,440
I felt....
718
00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:36,524
young.
719
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,235
For the first time in years.
720
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:43,907
You know, I felt...
721
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:47,076
What are you trying to do?
722
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,369
Are you trying to make us both
723
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,496
look like fools?
724
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:53,291
I'm telling you how I feel.
725
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:56,544
I'm telling you how I feel.
726
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,296
What the hell's the matter with
you, Dad?
727
00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,882
That girl's half your age!
728
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:01,758
I had the feeling that she
cared,
729
00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:02,217
too.
730
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,345
You're my father!
731
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,930
She's just being nice to you.
732
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,224
I'm sorry.
733
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,072
No, that's
734
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,782
that's...okay.
735
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:29,994
There is no fool like an old
fool.
736
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,581
That adage has been around,
737
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:37,669
a lot longer than you have.
738
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,218
Dad..
739
00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,636
why don't you finish getting
dressed,
740
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:47,762
and the three of us'll
741
00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:48,888
have a nice dinner.
742
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,557
No, look, why...
743
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,559
why don't you and Libby have a
meal alone?
744
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:53,101
Dad....
745
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,644
No, please...please.
746
00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,104
It would make me happy.
747
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,815
Tell her that...
748
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,776
well, make up some excuse for
me.
749
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:08,074
You sure?
750
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:11,452
Okay.
751
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,413
Okay.
752
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,169
I'm sorry.
753
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,838
Ah, beat it.
754
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,757
Mustn't keep a classy lady
waiting.
755
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:40,982
Hi.
756
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:41,482
Oh, hi.
757
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,984
I'm sorry I'm late.
758
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,194
No, problem.What to see the
menu?
759
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,279
Oh please.
760
00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:50,158
Where's your Dad?
761
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:53,536
I think he overdid it in town
today.
762
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,038
He said he'd see you tomorrow.
763
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,498
Tomorrow?
764
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:01,502
Tonight's the last night.
765
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,338
He's all right?
766
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,006
Oh, sure, he's all right.
767
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,008
Of course, he's fine.
768
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:17,018
Libby,
769
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:20,480
now promise me you won't laugh.
770
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:21,397
But I think my father
771
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,274
has a crush on you.
772
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,200
I'm sorry.
773
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:57,392
You know, everyone thinks
774
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:58,101
you're doing a great job in the
775
00:32:58,184 --> 00:32:59,227
gift shop.
776
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:02,397
Thanks.
777
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,398
Must get kind of hectic
778
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,024
in there sometimes.
779
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,403
Yes.
780
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:08,903
And it's kind of tought to keep
781
00:33:08,986 --> 00:33:10,863
track of everything.
782
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,745
Can I ask you something?
783
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,497
What?
784
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:24,585
Do you mind not hoggin'
785
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,045
the bread.
786
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,607
Fine friend you are
787
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,401
standing me up for dinner.
788
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:49,819
Well, didn't you see Alan.
789
00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:52,238
I told him to tell you.
790
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:53,614
Woody...
791
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:56,743
please don't let Alan come
between us.
792
00:33:56,826 --> 00:34:00,455
Hey, I'm twice your age.
793
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,456
That is not you talking.
794
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:05,501
That is Alan talking.
795
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:06,586
Well, he's right.
796
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,588
He's not right.
797
00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:12,967
From the first moment I met you,
798
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,635
I felt something special.
799
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,637
I think you did too.
800
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:20,016
And then in town today.
801
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,976
The most wonderful time, I've had
in a long time.
802
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:31,152
How 'bout you and Alan?
803
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,654
Alan...Alan...we're friends.
804
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,448
We've dated a couple of times.
805
00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:36,574
Anything more than that
806
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,326
is just in his imagination.
807
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:50,671
As for you,
808
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,339
you're everything that I
809
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,758
always wanted to have in a man.
810
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,352
You're warm and compassionate.
811
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:07,188
And funny.
812
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,815
And gentle.
813
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,029
Ooh.
814
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:17,448
I think I'm falling in love.
815
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,077
You, too?
816
00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:40,721
Oh, boy.
817
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:43,015
Well, it's okay.
818
00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:51,732
In the future remind me not to
bring my women around you.
819
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:52,817
I wouldn't want to be accused
820
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,235
of having a dirty old man
821
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,112
for a father.
822
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,165
Oh, son, I'm...
823
00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:18,634
Alan...
824
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,598
I've never in his whole life
have I...
825
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,432
laid one hand on him in anger.
826
00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:26,100
I'm sorry.
827
00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:27,143
I've destroyed something between
you two.
828
00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:28,936
I am so sorry.
829
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:29,604
No, it's all right.
830
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:30,271
It's not your fault.
831
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,772
I apologize.
832
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,111
Please forgive me.
833
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,641
I know it's for Gopher's own
good,
834
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:07,224
but I still think it's
835
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:09,268
a cruel way to tell him.
836
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:09,810
Doc...
837
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,230
it's a cruel cologne.
838
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,067
Hi, guys.
839
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:24,116
Okay, I get the message.
840
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,826
Hey, Doc, you wanna buy an
841
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,370
expensive cologne cheap?
842
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:30,957
Isaac?
843
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,208
Yes, sir?
844
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:32,708
May I speak to you for
845
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:33,501
a moment?
846
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,670
Certainly.
847
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:36,837
Have you made any
848
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,297
progress on the earrings?
849
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,840
Ah, no, sir. But I don't
850
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,509
think Stephanie had anything to
851
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,177
do with them.
852
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,178
Really? Well, I wasn't
853
00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:46,180
going to mention this, but under
854
00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:47,306
the circumstances.
855
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:50,184
What is it?
856
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,852
I saw Stephanie with
857
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,521
the earrings this afternoon.
858
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:57,066
She was just admiring them, but,
859
00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:58,734
Yes, sir.
860
00:37:58,818 --> 00:37:59,610
I'll...I'll talk to her.
861
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:16,544
It's beautiful.
862
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:18,546
Romantic.
863
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:22,758
Christine.
864
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,139
you don't have to sleep in the
bathtub tonight.
865
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:34,895
Stay with me instead.
866
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,272
I insist.
867
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,234
Well,
868
00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:42,236
I'll....
869
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,740
find us a couple of creme de
menthe frappes and
870
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:48,409
I'll meet you in the cabin.
871
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,628
It cost me fifteen dollars.
872
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,047
I'm sorry, Gopher.
873
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,465
You have no choice.
874
00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:05,259
Overboard.
875
00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:05,801
That cologne you're wearing.
876
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:06,761
Tell...tell me where to
877
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,596
get some. Quick!
878
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,565
Stephanie, there's
879
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:22,443
something that I have to ask
you, and
880
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,110
I don't want you to
881
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,945
take this in the wrong way.
882
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,947
You...
883
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,825
showed a pair of pearl earrings
884
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,827
to a passenger this afternoon.
885
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,997
Yeah. So?
886
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,540
She...
887
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,751
came back later to buy them, but
they were gone and
888
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:39,794
I was wondering....
889
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:40,920
You were just wondering
890
00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:42,630
if I stole them.
891
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:43,255
No.
892
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,965
Oh, man, I knew it. I knew
893
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:45,925
I would get nailed for
894
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,635
something on this jive ship.
895
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:48,469
Stephanie, I....
896
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:49,929
Oh, come on.
897
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:50,471
Wait a minute. Now look,
898
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:51,430
Look, don't talk to me.
899
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:52,765
Don't say a word.
900
00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:54,016
I'll show you.
901
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,476
Stephanie, if you've just seen
902
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,560
them....
903
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:04,485
Now there are your
904
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,153
damned earrings. I put 'em aside
905
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,780
because I knew that lady would
906
00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:10,116
be back for 'em. But, no...you
907
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:11,117
think a once a thief, always a
908
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,119
thief. Right? Well, you can take
909
00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,328
your earrings and your job and
910
00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:15,454
you know what you can do with
911
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,539
them.
912
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,509
Christine...
913
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:29,009
Christine,
914
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,052
it...it's Freddums.
915
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:30,678
CHRISTINE [O.C.]: Just changing
916
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:31,804
into something comfortable.
917
00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:33,472
Oh, oh, fine...fine.
918
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,474
You...you...you...you just take
919
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:36,976
your time. Christine...
920
00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:37,977
old Freddums will be
921
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,645
waiting.
922
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,835
Oh Christine.
923
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,881
What can I say, Fred.
924
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,424
This is comfortable.
925
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:11,886
Well...
926
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,846
you're....
927
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:15,556
you're beautiful.
928
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,057
Oh...
929
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:20,186
don't be silly.
930
00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:20,895
Well, go get your
931
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:23,230
pajamas on so we can go to bed.
932
00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:32,406
Alan,
933
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,452
I'm sorry.
934
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,418
No...
935
00:41:44,501 --> 00:41:47,296
Dad...
936
00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:49,924
I'm the one that should be
sorry.
937
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,425
Oh, yeah?
938
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,801
I bet I'm sorrier than you are.
939
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:00,893
Can I...
940
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:02,603
buy you a brandy?
941
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:03,562
You're on.
942
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,523
Okay.
943
00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:28,212
I found out how much I depend on
you.
944
00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:31,257
You know, I
945
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,967
I really have been taking you
946
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,009
too much for granted.
947
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,977
I...
948
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,271
I love you, Christine.
949
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:48,649
I do. I do.
950
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:49,608
Tell me you still
951
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:50,651
love me.
952
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,653
Oh, I do love you, Fred.
953
00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:56,991
I do. I love you,
954
00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:59,576
just like a brother.
955
00:43:11,588 --> 00:43:14,550
Christine.
956
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,552
What did you do?
957
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:18,971
Rub your body with Chicken
Marengo?
958
00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:32,026
Alan.
959
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:34,528
Alan....Alan...Alan.
960
00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:35,696
I don't want to go to your
961
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:36,238
cabin.
962
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,032
Well, that's too bad.
963
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,034
Besides, you owe me a raincheck.
964
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,368
Now before we go in,
965
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:44,663
let me just...let me just tell
you a little story.
966
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,665
When I was a kid,
967
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:47,291
my dad used to take me to
968
00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:49,543
school every day.
969
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:50,586
We'd get off the bus on the
corner and we'd
970
00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:52,588
race to the playground.
971
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:57,217
I'd be ahead and then he'd pass
me by.
972
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,219
And then just before we got
there,
973
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,305
I'd grab a hold of his coat
tails
974
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,057
and I'd push on past him.
975
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,267
I used to win every morning.
976
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,186
So...
977
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,937
Well, it wasn't until a
978
00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,397
few years later that I figured
979
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:15,027
out that my Dad was letting me
win.
980
00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,195
Cause I felt like a man
981
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,572
when I would beat him.
982
00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:22,451
That's how I...
983
00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:24,036
Libby that's...that's the way
984
00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:26,080
that, I felt with you.
985
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,710
I felt like I was back in a race
986
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:34,296
with my father.
987
00:44:37,299 --> 00:44:40,761
Well, race is over.
988
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,097
I don't think anybody won.
989
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,099
No, it's not over.
990
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:47,267
Not until somebody crosses that
991
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,602
finish line.
992
00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:52,398
Alan...
993
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:57,778
Yes.
994
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:19,299
Man...
995
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,635
I really blew it with Stephanie.
996
00:45:21,718 --> 00:45:24,680
She was just starting to trust
people.
997
00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:25,806
And now I can't even find her to
998
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:26,223
talk to her.
999
00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:27,808
Isaac, you were
1000
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:29,643
following orders.
1001
00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:31,311
If I'd only had a little
1002
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,021
more faith in her.
1003
00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:36,900
Come in.
1004
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:47,619
Yes?
1005
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,710
I took them.
1006
00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:57,379
You what?
1007
00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:00,174
I....
1008
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:02,384
I stole the earrings.
1009
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:02,885
But see...
1010
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:04,720
Before dinner I went
1011
00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,722
and put them back.
1012
00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:08,140
But it doesn't make any
difference, does it?
1013
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,392
I still took them.
1014
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:11,518
Stephanie...
1015
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:12,019
Send me back to the
1016
00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:13,061
Correction Center.
1017
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,229
That's where I belong.
1018
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,190
Young lady...
1019
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,985
I've only one thing to say to
you.
1020
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,362
You're late for work.
1021
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:23,405
Huh?
1022
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,364
We'll be in port soon,
1023
00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:26,366
and you have to take inventory.
1024
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,368
You have five minutes to get
1025
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:31,663
down to the gift shop.
1026
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:32,331
Inventory. You know,
1027
00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:33,332
that's when you make a list...
1028
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:35,000
I know what inventory is,
1029
00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:38,921
jive turkey!
1030
00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:41,715
Captain, how can I thank you?
1031
00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:44,551
Now you have four minutes.
1032
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,353
You're something else.
1033
00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:55,395
Thank you.
1034
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,731
Isaac?
1035
00:46:57,814 --> 00:46:59,525
Tell me...
1036
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,319
what exactly is a jive turkey?
1037
00:47:20,837 --> 00:47:21,713
Oh, please Chris...
1038
00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:22,965
Please, Christine, marry me!
1039
00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:23,549
Fred, you're...
1040
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:24,633
you're creating a scene.
1041
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:25,217
I don't care who knows it.
1042
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,760
I love you! Do you hear!
1043
00:47:26,843 --> 00:47:27,970
I love this lady.
1044
00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:29,763
I love her!
1045
00:47:29,846 --> 00:47:31,056
What's gotten into you?
1046
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:32,933
Christine, you must marry me!
1047
00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,769
Ahhh.
1048
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,062
I don't want to force you.
1049
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:38,605
Now whatever you want...
1050
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,274
you just take your time.
1051
00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:43,110
Just sayin...in...a day...a
week...a...a
1052
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,028
month... a...a...forever.
1053
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,405
I don't care. I'll wait.
1054
00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:48,574
Ahchoo.
1055
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,576
If you don't mind my
1056
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,952
saying so, Miss Hall, you were
1057
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:52,828
one of the most beautiful ladies
1058
00:47:52,911 --> 00:47:54,871
on this cruise.
1059
00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:55,998
Gopher, that is not a
1060
00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:57,416
thing to say to a lady who's
1061
00:47:57,499 --> 00:47:58,667
about to be a mother in two
1062
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,920
weeks.
1063
00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:03,338
You're...you're gonna be a
mother,
1064
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,757
in.
1065
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:06,800
Yes.
1066
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:07,843
His.
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