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This program me contains strong language and
discussions which some viewers might find upsetting
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Hands by your side. Sit.
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For the select few this process
might make them,
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but for the majority of these
celebrities... Guards!
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...it will completely break them.
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Hands. Walk.
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Move!
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Incoming, let's go!
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In this series...
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Squeeze it in!
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...16 celebrity recruits...
Crawl, zip it!
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...will leave their glamorous
lives behind.
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Lay down on the ground!
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Get in there!
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They will be put through the most
gruelling stages of SAS selection.
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EXPLOSIONS
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...by an elite team
of ex-Special Forces soldiers.
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Honesty, integrity, trust,
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everything we've installed in you
from day one. Everything!
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No allowances or exceptions
will be made.
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Get on your stomach!
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I'm not scared of getting dirty,
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but I'm going to have
to change these.
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I can just about open my car door.
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Go!
Whoa, whoa!
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My mum does not want me to do this.
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She's scared
I'm going to get injured.
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I think she's really,
really not looking forward to that.
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Get in to it!
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I've seen pressure...
I need support now!
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...so what I'm going to face on this
course is water off a duck's back.
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Take him down!
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GROANS IN PAIN
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Like an injured slug.
Lift up your boat!
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No other test asks as much...
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Argh, argh!
You've got it. Let's go!
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Well done, ZoZo.
..or means as much...
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Well done.
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...to the few who make it through.
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Welcome to your worst nightmare.
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I am nervous right now.
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Get this bag off my head now.
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16 celebrities...
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Oh, my God.
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Everyone just breathe.
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...are about to embark on a condensed
version of SAS selection.
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Scared!
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Celebrities are everything
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that you shouldn't be in
the special forces.
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You need to be someone
who is self-sufficient,
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robust, resilient.
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Get on with it!
Face forward.
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This course is like an awakening
for celebrities.
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Go. Look out!
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Everyone thinks that they can push
through their fears
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until they are faced with them
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and they realise how uncomfortable
they are.
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Stand up, stand up right.
Turn around.
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The people that can do that
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are the only people that will be
stood there at the end.
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Put your hands on the handrail,
step forward. Step up.
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I'm quite used to being in
a hostile environment.
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Politics by its nature
has hostility built into it.
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Still.
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I've had my share of hostility.
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Just look at me.
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One of the things about having been
the Health Secretary
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in the pandemic is almost everybody
has a personal view on you,
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and who knows what the DS
will think.
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Is that a smirk on your face?
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I think I'm about to find out.
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Follow the pontoon around,
don't touch it.
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Pontoon?
Zip it. Cork it up.
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I'm 51. I'm five foot one.
I've got three children.
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You know, I've got
a pocket full of crystals.
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I'm the least likely candidate
for this course.
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This will be the toughest thing
I've ever done,
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which terrifies the crap out of me.
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I am excited. I'm ready, I think.
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Even if inside I'm going,
"Oh, my God."”
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Get that smile off your face.
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I can't hide how I'm feeling
very well,
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which is really bad
considering I'm an actor!
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I'm a sore loser.
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Being an ex-footballer
it's the nature of the game,
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I'm very competitive.
You don't play not to win.
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The worst thing to happen
would be quitting.
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That's a no-no, and I don't think
I could handle that.
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Out in the jungle the weather
changes quicker
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than it does back home.
It is rapid.
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Before you know it,
you're in a monsoon.
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I mean, it's battering you, and
you've got to be prepared for that.
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The humidity alone
rots you as a human.
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When it starts to rain,
it just speeds the process up.
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It will chew you up
and spit you out.
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Let's go. Move with purpose!
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The jungle is like a living creature
and its mood changes
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and when the weather turns bad
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that's the jungle
in a fucking terrible mood.
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I've been through enough shit
in my life to realise who I am.
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But what I am really interested
about knowing
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is what I'm capable of.
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Look at me, just understand.
Just look at me.
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This course is deemed
as one of the hardest things
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that anyone will ever, ever do,
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physically and mentally.
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Argh!
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So, I desperately feel it's
a pivotal moment in my life
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to figure out to myself,
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has the past given me that ability
to be really strong in the future?
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20 years ago on Pop Idol I'd become
the UK's biggest loser.
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I think the public perception of me
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is young, shy boy.
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That's what they saw
all those years ago.
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So, I'm looking forward
to showing the public
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that I'm a man now with a beard
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and I'm a bit stronger
than I was then.
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Jogging on the spot!
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I will be counting one of you.
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Do not get caught fucking cheating!
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Everybody understand?
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ALL: Yes, staff.
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20 burpies, go!
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Do the exercises correctly
or you will pay.
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These celebrities may think
they know what fear is,
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but this course will give them
a whole new perceptive to the term.
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When I say go, you're going to
sprint as fast as you can
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down this road.
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Stand by.
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Just the environment alone is going
to give them shock and fear.
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Go!
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You're running like
a fucking ostrich.
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The jungle, the DS...
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Go.
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...and the constant pressure.
We'll see who's who.
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Go. Do it!
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If you never try something,
you don't fail.
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If you don't fail you don't learn.
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Around the edge, around the edge.
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Around the edge, you buffoon!
Get off!
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I know that this course is
going to be extremely intense.
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I don't know how I'm
going to deal with it.
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Around the edge.
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Ferne McCann even told me that this
is harder than giving birth.
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Get on your number and stand still.
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I don't know how good
my pain threshold is.
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I stubbed my toe recently
and it absolutely killed.
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Through the gap!
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Welcome to Vietnam.
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Welcome to your worst nightmare.
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Stood in front of you right now is
over five decades of operational
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and training experience
in this jungle environment.
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We are your DS.
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At all times you will address us
as "staff", do you understand?
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ALL: Yes, staff.
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This course is going to be
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the hardest thing you've done
in your life.
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It's fucking horrendous.
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The longer you stay on this course,
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the better version of you
you will become.
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I fucking promise you that.
Listen in.
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Hancock, number one, right here.
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Right, when you get your name
and your number called out,
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look at me.
Come to me for your number.
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When you've got your number,
grab a Bergen.
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Foxy.
Be polite - "Thank you staff."
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Thank you, staff.
You're welcome.
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If they turn up
with the wrong attitude
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thinking it's some
celebrity boot camp...
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Argent, number two!
Get over here. Nasty thing!
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...we'll just keep hammering them
until they stop acting like idiots.
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Pull up your pants. Nasty.
Thank you, staff.
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Thank you, staff.
Get over there.
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Something you find funny, is that?
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Bergen above your head, number four.
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Get it above your head now!
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I'll give you something
to fucking laugh about.
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We will drill it out of them until
that attitude is dropped.
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Still find it funny?
No, staff.
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I didn't think you fucking would.
Put it down.
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We're here to show people
what they can actually achieve,
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but to be able to do that
we've got to be hard on them.
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Take the clothing out of the bag
and get changed.
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Go! Quick as you can!
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We're hard on ourselves,
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so we're not going to go easy
on these lot.
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And if they don't like that,
they can fuck off.
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Get your belt on properly,
number two.
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Fucking painful to watch.
A bag of shit.
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We throw everything into this course
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and we do it for their own benefit.
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Come on, then.
Woohoo!
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Oi, shut the fuck, who did that?
You can fucking stand by.
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Come on, then, up here!
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I'm just this girl from Newcastle.
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I pretended to be a pop star
for 23 years.
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Don't really know what I'm doing.
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Get up here, you clown!
Stand by doesn't mean stand there.
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I get a kick out of being scared.
I just know I'm going to love it.
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Right, stand at the end of the bed.
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Right, this is your accommodation.
This is where you live, enjoy life.
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This place needs
to be kept immaculate.
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Your water vessels,
bottles and the bladder,
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they will always be topped up
to the brim.
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Right, cheer up. Smile.
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You're in your own time.
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You all right? You OK?
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Come here.
Yeah?
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Come on.
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Listen - stop, stop, stop.
I'm such a dickhead. Oh, my God.
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Oh, Gareth.
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I mean, that was straight into
the deep end, wasn't it?
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Literally.
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I knew this was going
to be frightening,
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but it was still way beyond.
Yeah. Yeah.
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This is absolutely insane.
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LAUGHTER
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That's bad, oh, that's bad.
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Throughout the selection process,
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Chief Instructor Billy and his DS
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will assess
the performances of the recruits...
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I mean he has actually got
a brain of a plant.
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...earmarking those who are
standing out
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and decide who to apply extra
pressure to.
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Number one.
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Focused but he brings
with him baggage.
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LOUD FART
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Eww, dirty one. Shut up.
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He's come in for a big reason,
isn't he?
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Yeah. So let's get ready
to dig into him right from
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the off. Mmm. Number two.
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He's highlighted himself
straight away. Yes.
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Your arse is hanging out.
Oh, I think I've broken my belt.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if he's never
worn trousers before,
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but his fucking arse is on show
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and he hasn't done his belt up
properly once.
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He's going to have issues.
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He's going to be a nightmare.
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Number 12. He's a unit, isn't he?
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Do you know I've never talc'd my
feet before?
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HIGH VOICE: Haven't you?
No, I haven't.
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Regular with my balls,
but never, but never my feet.
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He brings the heat.
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Yeah. But then I'm not sure how long
he can sustain it.
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Yeah. Al right, anything else?
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No. OK, thanks. Done.
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After 52 hours
of continuous rain,
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the base is flooded
with 16 inches of water.
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Do you reckon it's
going to be raining every day?
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It's sunny outside now.
Is it actually really?
251
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,855
Um, no.
252
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,375
Honestly, I've just got pure swamp
in my breasts.
253
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,295
I've got swamp in my knickers.
254
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,575
That's going to give me a rash.
Swamp bush.
255
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,095
Recruits, let's go.
256
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,895
Fucking hell.
257
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,135
Oh, no.
258
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,975
Why is it now,
I feel like I need a shit.
259
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,695
Let's go! Move out.
260
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,935
Come on, get up there.
261
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,375
Stay in formation, let's go!
262
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,535
I don't think my willpower has ever
been tested like this before.
263
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,895
I have no game plan.
I'm completely winging it,
264
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,295
so I'll just take whatever
comes out.
265
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,615
Keep going. Get here.
266
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,575
I'm from a really privileged part of
the UK.
267
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,655
I went to an amazing school.
Let's go!
268
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,415
So I just feel like I've lived my
life in a bubble.
269
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,855
Cover down behind a harness.
270
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,575
I feel like that's all going
to be ripped away from me
271
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,655
and I don't know how
I feel about it.
272
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,535
Begin rigging up, do it now.
273
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:37,095
To test the recruit's ability
to handle fear,
274
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the DS have brought them to one of
275
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the most terrifying
of all military tests,
276
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the Trainasium.
277
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RUDY: To overcome your fear
of heights,
278
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calm your mind. Focus and execute.
279
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,735
BILLY: Stand by.
280
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,135
Fuck.
281
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,615
Oh, my God.
282
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,135
Advance.
283
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:02,495
In a task taken from Special
Forces selection,
284
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,015
the recruits must traverse two
285
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,935
parallel bars suspended 50 feet
above the ground.
286
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,615
Oh, my God.
287
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,095
During the crossing,
288
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,975
they will be required
to complete multiple maneuvers.
289
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,015
BILLY: Hold the position.
290
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,735
DANIELLE: Oh, my God.
291
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,015
Touch your toes. Stand up.
292
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,735
I can't touch my toes.
My legs ache.
293
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,575
Advance.
294
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,295
The demonstration you just
witnessed is
295
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,615
a prime example of what you are
to expect in
296
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,455
the special operations community.
297
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,735
Absolutely petrified.
298
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,735
Number one. Switch the fuck on.
299
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:01,495
It's essential that every single
Special Forces operator can
300
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,335
conduct operations at height.
301
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,175
The recruits are being put
through jungle warfare training
302
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,975
and are about to take on
The Trainasium.
303
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,575
Number two, off you go.
304
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,095
Get a move on.
305
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,455
Attempting the crossing...
Keep it going!
306
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,655
...is recruit number two,
reality TV star,
307
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,615
James Argent.
308
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,415
My biggest fear is how intense
this course is.
309
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,295
I just don't know if physically I'm
310
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,935
going to be there yet.
311
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,415
Let's go, two!
312
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,935
And that's because a year ago I was
extremely overweight
313
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,295
and I was getting bigger.
314
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,015
I couldn't even tie my
own shoelaces,
315
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,615
so that's why I decided to have
a gastric sleeve operation.
316
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,535
Sit down, sit down on the floor.
317
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,135
I think that was like
a task in itself. Stand there.
318
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,495
I feel much happier, healthier,
319
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,255
but sometimes I feel weak.
320
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,215
But in terms of how much I want it,
321
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,815
I know that I'm going
to give it my all.
322
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,895
FOXY: If you fuck it up, the only
way is down. Not fucking Essex.
323
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,255
Come on, number two, shuffle
forward.
324
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,815
Oh, no, I'm not very good at
this.
325
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,135
That's not even the start,
walk to the start.
326
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,455
There you go. Keep it coming.
327
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,415
Let go of that rope.
JAMES: Oh, wow.
328
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,935
Take the roller boots off.
Now release.
329
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,175
Ah, ah. Don't rush it. Let go of the
rope. Sorry, sorry.
330
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,775
A bit Shakey Stevens.
331
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,615
BILLY: Shuffle, lean back. You're
leaning too far forwards. Shuffle.
332
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,255
Slowly. Ah!
333
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,495
Let go of that rope!
334
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,335
It's your last warning. OK.
335
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,255
One more fucking time I'm
going to run across there
336
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,615
and knock you off it.
337
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,975
Dig deep now, mate. Ah, ah.
338
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,415
Come on. Stop making silly
noises and keep moving.
339
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,895
Bend, touch your toes,
stand up straight. OK.
340
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,175
Go on, then.
Touch your toes.
341
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,095
HE GROANS
342
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,535
Touch your toes.
343
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,455
Stand up straight. Ah! Shuffle,
all the way to the obstacle now.
344
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,215
Slow it down. Shit.
Let go of the rope.
345
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,855
Fuck, sorry.
346
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,095
Get the fuck off out, go.
347
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,255
This side? Fucking go or I'll come
and throw you off.
348
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,535
Let go of that rope.
Let go of the rope!
349
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,175
Fuck.
350
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,175
Fail.
351
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,695
I don't think this is for me.
352
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,375
Next! Ah, fucking hell.
Get on with it.
353
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,775
Next up is recruit number 11.
354
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:29,135
Come on, we're running out of
daylight. TV personality,
355
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,415
Danielle Lloyd. Oh, God.
356
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,775
People probably think
357
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,175
I've just lived some glamorous life
358
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,175
and I want to change
people's perceptions.
359
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,015
I'm actually a strong person.
360
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,535
Have a look down. Yeah. No,
go on, have a look down.
361
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,895
I can see it.
Open your eyes.
362
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,255
Make sure you can see through
those eyelashes.
363
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,655
It's only been in the last few years
that I've realised now,
364
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,295
I can be a really strong woman.
365
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,015
I've got my five kids
and I've got to be strong for them.
366
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,975
Are you scared of heights?
Yeah.
367
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,495
Have you been up at height
before? Yeah.
368
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,055
When I freak out, I scream, I shout,
369
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,655
I swear. Advance.
370
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,975
Good position, well done.
Ah, fuck.
371
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,295
My mum actually did say to me,
she went,
372
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,175
please don't swear. Fuck.
373
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,815
Do not grab that rope any more.
374
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,855
I'm trying, staff. OK,
375
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,215
what I want you
to do now is stand still.
376
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,535
Perfectly still.
Don't touch the rope.
377
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,975
Touch your toes.
378
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,895
Legs straight.
379
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,175
Nailed it.
380
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,455
Now let's go. Momentum. Mmm.
381
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,895
Whoa. OK, you've got an obstacle
to cross in a minute.
382
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,695
Yes, staff.
You have to go through.
383
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,695
Composure now, composure.
Stand up, take a breath.
384
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,375
It's making me nervous watching it.
Go.
385
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,015
Don't touch that rope!
386
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,495
Oh!
387
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,175
You've got one more time or you're
going off the side or down the middle.
388
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,535
I'm trying staff. I'm trying, I'm
fucking shitting myself. Try harder.
389
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,295
Shut up.
I don't want to hear it,
390
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,575
just do it. Keep going.
391
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,055
Ohhhh! Keep going.
392
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,615
Ah, fuck. Keep coming.
Keep coming.
393
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,295
Ohhh!
394
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,975
Stand still.
Stand right there.
395
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,615
Nice. You overcome
396
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,975
a lot of fears there,
didn't you? Yeah.
397
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,335
Take a breath,
realise where you are.
398
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,615
That's a good effort, well done.
Thank you, staff.
399
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,935
Take your hands off the rope.
Stand by.
400
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,375
Advance. I can't. Keep going.
401
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,775
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
402
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,095
Like a baby walking
to its mother for the first time,
403
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,695
that's all you have to think about.
404
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,735
I was never particularly sporty as
a younger person.
405
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,775
I was slow, cack-handed,
406
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,615
terrible at hand-to-eye
coordination. I was shit.
407
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,335
SHE YELLS
408
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,895
So the idea of this course,
terrifies me somewhat.
409
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,215
Pathetic. Hold it,
410
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,575
hold it. That's good.
Good body position.
411
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,495
I'm not a fan of roller-coasters,
bungee jumping.
412
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,695
If someone told me
to jump out of a plane I'd look down
413
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,055
and be like, hell no. Go.
414
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,455
Wah, wah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
415
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,295
Let's do it. You've got this,
let's go.
416
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,775
There's like two sides of me.
417
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,615
Love going out, getting pampered,
418
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,935
but then there's a side of me that
loves getting sweaty in the gym
419
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,575
and not afraid to get dirt up
her nails.
420
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,895
OHHHH!
Fail, number ten. You've got it,
421
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,135
let's go.
422
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,415
Miserable. Fail.
423
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,655
Good, you're nailing it now.
424
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,175
Losing my arm was the best thing
to ever happen to me.
425
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,775
Arm out, balance.
426
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,735
Since losing my arm I've always
thrown myself at every challenge.
427
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,495
The first military
injured serviceman
428
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,255
to win gold at Paralympic Games.
429
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,055
Probably one of
the hardest things on
430
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,415
the course is
going to be doing my shoelaces.
431
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,655
You're leaning forward.
Keep it straight and go.
432
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,975
Fail. Fucking hell.
433
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,735
How does that feel?
Good.
434
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,135
Good? Yeah, you nailed it.
Yep.
435
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,535
Well done. Thank you.
436
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,015
Good effort!
437
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,495
Ah, Mr Hancock with the silent han.
438
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,855
Number one, staff.
439
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,415
All right, you moody cow.
440
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,775
Next to attempt the crossing...
441
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,415
Have you got a fear of heights?
442
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,655
Not particularly,
but nobody wants to fall, do they?
443
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,175
Stand back over there.
..Is recruit number one,
444
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,975
former Health Secretary,
Matt Hancock.
445
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,175
I've been in some of
446
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,775
the most high pressure situations
that you can imagine.
447
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,175
Stand by. Arms forward.
Advance.
448
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,735
In those really high pressure
moments I hope I can draw on what
449
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,375
I've, well, experienced.
450
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,455
Leg forward, hip forward.
451
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,695
Especially to know that you've
just got
452
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,095
to keep putting one foot in front of
the other.
453
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,575
That's it.
454
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,055
Each step,
455
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,375
even when you think you can't
take any more,
456
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,775
you can take one step.
457
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,255
Keep the fucking rhythm going,
number one.
458
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:44,655
And if you imagine the finish line
is just five steps away,
459
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,175
you could always make it.
460
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,815
Slow it down.
461
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,895
Ah, ah, ah, ah. Stand, oi!
462
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:58,935
Fucking dismount.
What the fuck happened there?
463
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,255
Fucking Cirque du Soleil, was it?
464
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,975
That was fucking Fredwardo,
or in English,
465
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,895
failed. Bollocks!
466
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,775
Wanted to show us how to do
a somersault, eh?
467
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,135
I didn't want to grab the bar,
staff.
468
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,415
Catastrophic fail, number one.
469
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,375
Yeah, thanks.
470
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,815
You complete and utter buffoon.
471
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,095
What the fuck was that?
472
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,535
Get ready to move, on me.
473
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,135
All right, let's go.
474
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,695
Close these gaps, quick as you can,
475
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,975
get up there, number six.
Close the gaps.
476
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,335
BILLY: Pooh sticks. Could have a
pooh stick race through the camp.
477
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,655
We'll just drop the sticks at
the top here. Yeah.
478
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,695
Just get them raking the fuck up.
479
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,055
OK, the Trainasium,
480
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,615
nobody's strongly positive if
I'm honest.
481
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,975
This lot at the minute they're just
not with it.
482
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,855
They literally are just
coasting along.
483
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,455
I don't think they're taking it
serious enough at the minute.
484
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,255
What we need to do is really turn it
up.
485
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,015
Who came where and what? Rudy?
486
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,335
I don't even know where to begin
with two.
487
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,095
Obviously a fail.
488
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,575
I think he failed so soon that I
didn't have any notes to right down.
489
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,295
Yeah. I mean he wasn't
the quickest to fall,
490
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,655
but he wasn't far from
the start point anyway.
491
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,015
Yeah, he'd gone about a metre,
I think. Fail.
492
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,615
Yeah, yeah.
Well, then we had number 11,
493
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,655
afraid of heights.
Her hands were on the ropes,
494
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,895
touched the bars, but she did make
it all the way across.
495
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,935
Yeah, it was an interesting fucking
move across there.
496
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,495
She isn't going to win anything on
glamour or style,
497
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,855
but she got across
and she was delighted.
498
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,495
So it was good for her, pass.
Mmm. Pass.
499
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,815
Next. Number one.
AIL I have is fail.
500
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,455
He took a nose dive through
the fucking, the rigging.
501
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,775
He stepped on,
he went about eight inches.
502
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,495
Mate. His attitude,
503
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,455
I didn't want to grab the
bar, staff.
504
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,935
You know really cocky about it.
505
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,295
I think he's come heavily guarded
because of who he is.
506
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,775
He's expecting everybody
to immediately be against him.
507
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,375
That's not the case, you know you
have a crack with everybody
508
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,775
and he seems he's taking things too
fucking personal.
509
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,735
Quite frankly I get
the impression that he's got
510
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,175
a bit of an attitude
and he thinks he's above everyone.
511
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,135
Chip on his shoulder. Well, we'll
take that chip away very soon.
512
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,135
He's worthy of a chat.
Mh-mm. Happy with that?
513
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,495
Roger. Happy.
514
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,895
Let's go.
515
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,055
It was the thin white one I was
looking for.
516
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,935
Thank you.
517
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,695
Number one!
518
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,255
Coming.
519
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,415
After his failure on
the previous task...
520
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,735
Right, number one.
Stand facing there.
521
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,295
Fucking hell.
522
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,575
...the DS want to delve deeper...
523
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,495
Why, why did he do that?
524
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,935
Walk.
525
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:49,575
...into recruit number one,
Matt Hancock's psychological state.
526
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,975
Stand still.
527
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,175
Put your hands by your side.
Cross. Stand still, stand.
528
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:10,495
Relax. You look like you're about
to get executed.
529
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,735
How are you doing?
530
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,455
Not as well as I'd hoped.
531
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,255
Why?
532
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,455
I let myself down
a couple of times.
533
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,375
Where do you feel you've let
yourself down?
534
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,735
I shouldn't have fallen off
the bars.
535
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,215
That was a pretty good
fucking fall.
536
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,735
I made a total tit out of myself.
537
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,255
Why are you here?
538
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,255
Because I
want to push myself basically.
539
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,615
I've been through something
really big.
540
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,975
Didn't end the way I wanted it to.
What was that?
541
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,055
Well, I handled the pandemic,
didn't 17
542
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,975
Don't know, you tell me.
Yeah, well, I did.
543
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,655
It was the biggest experience
of my life.
544
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,575
It would be very hard to see
545
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,695
a bigger...professional experience
than being
546
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,535
the Health Secretary in a pandemic.
547
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,975
I've pushed myself in the past,
548
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,495
but I want to test the limits.
549
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,415
See how deep I can dig.
550
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,815
How do you feel about how it all
ended then
551
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,375
with regard to the pandemic?
552
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,815
I was managing a very
difficult situation in
553
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,255
a professional sense.
Thought I'd done a pretty good job.
554
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,175
And then.
And then it fucking fell apart.
555
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,535
I fell in love with somebody I'd
known since I was at university
556
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,375
and worked closely with in
the pandemic,
557
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,095
and I had to resign from government.
558
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,895
Let's put this in layman's
terms, number one.
559
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,295
Basically, the rules that you've
established as a country
560
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,215
to follow, you think,
you know what I'm above this,
561
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,175
I'm bigger than the system.
Yeah, I didn't think that.
562
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,455
I'm talking.
563
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,895
Fucking listen in, yeah?
564
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,935
You think, fuck this,
565
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,655
I'm going to have a bit of that.
566
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,975
I'm going to break the rules here.
567
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,695
I'm going to break
the rules there on
568
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,335
a number of occasions.
569
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,295
From sitting on this side of the
table that's exactly how it went down.
570
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,655
Well, I'll, well...
From the background...
571
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,255
Yeah. ..we come from,
572
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,735
the very foundations is honesty and
integrity,
573
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,055
so put the barriers down. Yeah.
574
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,415
And explain it properly, yeah?
575
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,055
Well, the truth is,
576
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,335
I was very careful not
577
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,055
to break any of the laws,
578
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,455
but what I didn't think was that
there was still guidance,
579
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,815
wasn't legally binding by
that point,
580
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,015
but it was still the guidance that
we were putting out.
581
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,655
The point being is this guidance
is stuff that you wrote.
582
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,655
Like when we... That is the point.
Whoa, whoa, wait. Yeah.
583
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,215
When we dish out a set of orders,
584
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,015
we fucking live our life by that as
well. Yes.
585
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,095
With integrity.
586
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,055
As far as I'm concerned, you showed
weak leadership allowing things
587
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,495
to get in the way of
a position that you were entrusted
588
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,775
to hold. Yeah.
589
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,775
I regret the lack of leadership at
the end.
590
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,095
Going back to this course.
591
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,975
And by the way...
Oi. Sorry.
592
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,295
Shut the fuck up. This is the issue,
593
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,015
this is what I'm about
to talk about.
594
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,735
Mh-mm. We are here
to put people under pressure.
595
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,175
We do that to see how
people respond.
596
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,575
Outside of this course,
597
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,095
you might have been subjected
to no end of fucking shit
598
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,415
and quite frankly we don't care.
599
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,895
This is a clean slate.
600
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,895
If you're stood out there
601
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,215
and you are feeling like you're
getting shit thrown at you,
602
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,215
that isn't personal.
603
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,975
Do you see where I'm going
with this?
604
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,575
I do. It means curb
your attitude,
605
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,935
and think for ten seconds before
engaging your mouth or
606
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,295
a facial expression. Understood.
607
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,135
This is the place
to throw it all on
608
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,735
the fucking table,
leave nothing in reserve.
609
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,175
Show us what you've got
610
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,935
and you'll learn something
from this, 100%.
611
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,615
Guard!
DOOR BANGS
612
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,615
Stand up. Hands. Walk.
613
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,455
Turn to your right.
614
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,935
I have self-doubt about things that
I have done.
615
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,495
Oh, bloody hell.
616
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,815
Did you cry, Matt?
617
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,655
I didn't cry. I'm not very good, I'm
not much of a crier. Aww, boo-hoo.
618
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,215
One of the things about this course
is it will get down
619
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,655
to the fundamental truth.
620
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,095
Matt, what did they ask you like?
What kind of questions?
621
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,735
Covid, pandemic.
622
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,575
And push me in a way that
I haven't been pushed
623
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,935
and I'll find out more
about myself.
624
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,335
You've probably answered that
question a million times anyway.
625
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,135
Yeah. Although there are better at
getting under your skin than your
626
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,975
average interviewer. Yeah, true.
627
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,695
Do you want a hug? No!
628
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,135
No.
629
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,495
I just hope that I know enough about
myself that I can,
630
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,855
that I can get through it.
631
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,095
I desperately need to go to
the toilet today.
632
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,295
Oh, really?
I always have a morning fart.
633
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,895
Oh, yeah.
634
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,735
Someone was farting.
I heard someone fart.
635
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,535
It wasn't me. I was laughing my head
off. I just heard phhaaahh.
636
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,495
Oh, funny.
637
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,255
Recruits, let's go!
638
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,975
Stay in formation. Let's go.
639
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,855
At the beginning of the course
640
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,895
the celebs' fear levels are
going to be sky-high.
641
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,175
Suffer in silence.
642
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,055
So that's why we throw them into
a violent situation.
643
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,775
It is a massive shock to the system.
644
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,135
It brings them into
the game straight away.
645
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,175
Listen up to the DS.
It is a baptism of fire.
646
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,655
It opens their eyes
to what they've signed up for.
647
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,615
And some of them will not like it.
648
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,175
Right, everything we do as
649
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,135
a Special Forces Operator ultimately
culminate in
650
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,495
the application of extreme violence.
651
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,695
It's not nice,
it is a by product of what we do.
652
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,535
What you are about
to do is called milling.
653
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,935
It's not boxing. It is stood
toe-to-toe with an opponent
654
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,735
and punching the living fuck
out of them.
655
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,655
Now what you're going to do
is take your bergens off
656
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,495
and place them down in front of you.
657
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,335
Get your hats off.
658
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,415
Number five.
659
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,775
First to fight is recruit
number five,
660
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,215
ex-Premier League footballer,
Jermaine Pennant.
661
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,535
Right, number one.
662
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,895
His opponent is recruit number one,
663
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,695
former Health Secretary,
Matt Hancock.
664
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,775
Right, go on, then, get gloved up.
665
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,935
Set of gloves and a head guard,
yeah. And get in the mindset, yeah?
666
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,935
Yeah. Controlled aggression,
it's all in here.
667
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,495
I've had endless death threats over
the vaccine,
668
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,495
but I haven't been punched since
I was a teenager.
669
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,655
I've got no idea actually how
I'll respond to it.
670
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,615
For this one minute,
he's the enemy. Start switching on.
671
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,415
OK. If I'm specially instructed
672
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,415
to fight somebody I'd find
that difficult,
673
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,735
but that's the whole purpose of
674
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,415
the course is to follow
instructions.
675
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,695
OK. Let's have it, yeah? All right.
676
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,615
Listen in to DS.
677
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,895
So that is part and parcel of it.
678
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,175
Good to go?
679
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,095
I don't think I've ever even got in
a fight.
680
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,775
Arguments, yeah, plenty of them.
681
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,775
Channel aggression straight up
the middle
682
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,615
and then when you hear stop,
you turn it off.
683
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,575
I can handle myself in a fight.
684
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,575
I'm no Mike Tyson but
I'll give it a go.
685
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,935
I haven't got my mouth guard in.
686
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,255
Don't let him hit you in
the face, then.
687
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,975
Right, come together.
688
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,495
Right, remember this ain't fucking
boxing. I don't care what
689
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,855
you've done before.
This is straight on punching.
690
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,215
Someone goes to the floor, keep
punching until I say stop,
691
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,855
understood? Understood. Right,
fists up. Stand by.
692
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,175
Fight!
693
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,455
Go, go, go, go!
694
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,175
Come on, boys.
695
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,135
Throw some fucking punches.
696
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,615
Knock his head off.
697
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,855
Brutal.
698
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,415
RUDY: That's it, let's go five.
699
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,135
Recruit number five, Jermaine, takes
700
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,655
an early advantage.
Come on, number one.
701
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,975
Start throwing some punches.
702
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,695
Come on, number one.
Number one, Matt, fights back
703
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,055
to stay in the contest.
704
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,575
Take him down, number five,
take him down!
705
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,215
Stop! Stand up, get in here.
Quickly.
706
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,255
It's amazing,
you leave it all out there.
707
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,175
Right,
reasonably pathetic fight,
708
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,215
however, number five,
you won that one.
709
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,775
Number one, you lost.
Get your gloves off, hurry up.
710
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,615
Come on, let's go.
Gum shields out.
711
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,135
You OK? Yeah.
712
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,015
Fucking fail, number one.
713
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,535
Good effort, number five.
714
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,015
Right, number 14.
715
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:55,935
Next up is recruit number 14,
singer Siva Kaneswaran.
716
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,615
Number 12.
717
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,815
He will be fighting former
Welsh rugby international,
718
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,015
recruit number 12, Gareth Thomas.
719
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,295
Go on, then. Get gloved up.
Let's go!
720
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,455
You got your gum shield in? All
right, good to go. Throw that helmet on.
721
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,695
I don't like conflict.
I avoid conflict.
722
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,135
Keep throwing shots.
Warrior mindset, warrior mindset.
723
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,575
The only fight I've ever been in was
with my brothers
724
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,415
and that lasted like 20 years
and I lost every single one of them,
725
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,295
so no, I, oh, God, I don't like
fights.
726
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,655
I just don't even like
the thought of combat.
727
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,015
Punch until we say stop.
If someone goes down,
728
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,975
keep going. All out aggression.
729
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,935
Even though I'm living with HIV,
730
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,295
I want to be a physical example
that I can physically
731
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,775
and mentally do
the most difficult challenges put
732
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,415
to any human being on this planet.
Gloves up. Fight!
733
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,735
Go!
734
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,295
Good right hand.
735
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,215
Take his head off.
736
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,095
That's aggression.
737
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,935
That's what we're looking for.
738
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,215
Fight back, 14, fight back!
739
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,775
Ohhhh.
740
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,655
Early in the fight,
number 12, Gareth,
741
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,295
takes a commanding lead.
742
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,575
Don't give up, 14, do not give up!
743
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,575
That's it, good fight.
744
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,975
He's tired, mate.
After his explosive start...
745
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,895
Don't give up, 12. Do not give up!
746
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,055
...recruit number 12, Gareth,
is showing signs of fatigue.
747
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,815
Who wants it?
748
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,375
Allowing number 14, Siva,
back into the bout.
749
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,615
That's it, 14, come on, 14!
750
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,855
Find that will to win!
751
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,495
Stop!
752
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,015
Stand there.
753
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,735
PANTING
754
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,975
Right stand up.
755
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,055
Some pride about yourselves,
good effort there, both of you.
756
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,535
You just fucking pipped it.
757
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,615
Unfortunately you just fucking
didn't put it in at the beginning.
758
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,975
Good effort, though.
Go over there, get ungloved.
759
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,295
12, drop your kit down here,
stand over there.
760
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,735
Good effort, 14.
761
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,055
That's what we're looking for,
all right?
762
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,375
Good effort, 12.
763
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,895
It's milling, get stuck in!
764
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,255
Finish him!
765
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,295
The job as a Special Forces Operator
is uncomfortable.
766
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,095
Stop fucking crouching and fight.
767
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,735
You know, I don't take pleasure
engaging in violence.
768
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,295
Do not stop punching!
769
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,855
But it's a by-product of
going to war.
770
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,175
That's it, don't give up.
771
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,095
You'll see people that are
so petrified they don't
772
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,415
want to get involved.
Use the pain.
773
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,415
And then you'll see people that are
774
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,815
so hyped up that they then can't
turn it off.
775
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,695
And we don't want either of those.
776
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,015
You almost want
a non-emotional fighter.
777
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,295
Come on, get rid of him!
778
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,015
There's no place for fear in
the Special Forces
779
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,095
because it doesn't lend itself
to good decision making.
780
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,055
Stop! Stand there.
781
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,415
That's insane.
782
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,935
Get your mouth guard in. Next to
fight...
783
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,295
Quick as you can. ..is reality TV
star... Start switching on.
784
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,415
...recruit number two, James Argent.
785
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,255
I've been massively inspired by
Tyson Fury,
786
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,255
he's gone through similar mental
health problems like myself.
787
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,575
Drink and drugs and over-eating.
788
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,775
Get your head in the zone.
OK. Serious. Sure.
789
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,095
I wouldn't feel comfortable about
hitting a woman,
790
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,575
but if I have to do it, I'll do it.
791
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,015
I'm definitely not scared.
warrior mindset.
792
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,815
James' opponent is recruit
number six.
793
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,135
Nice and tight.
Great British Olympian,
794
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,415
Perri Shakes-Drayton.
795
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,255
Full power. Maximum effort.
796
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,415
Having been an athlete I know pain.
797
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,375
I know heartache.
798
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,855
I know hard work,
799
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,775
but maybe my fears will get in
the way of my ability
800
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,255
because I don't feel like I know how
to control it.
801
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,895
But I don't let it get in the way,
802
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,935
and I just get on with it and
that is the mentality that
803
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,655
I'll be channelling on the course.
804
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,455
Fight! Go, six! Go on, six!
805
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,695
Go forward, number two,
not backwards, go forwards.
806
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,015
Lots of punches, number two.
807
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,375
Got a job to do, number two,
fucking do it.
808
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,215
Early in the contest recruit
number two,
809
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:11,135
James... Fuck's sake, number two,
fucking come back.
810
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,935
...is reluctant to fight.
811
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,895
Get involved, you twat!
812
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,215
Stop fucking dancing and fight.
Get your fists up.
813
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,615
Come back, let's fucking swipe.
814
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,895
Fucking dish splash, let's go.
815
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,415
Stop!
816
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:30,855
With James' refusal to fight back,
the DS call an end to the bout.
817
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,535
Stand up with pride. Good effort,
number six, you won.
818
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,095
Two, that was fucking shite.
819
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,375
Go and take your gear off
and stand over there with the DS.
820
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,735
It's milling, number two,
not sparring.
821
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,815
Fucking fail.
Take your gum shield out.
822
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,415
Fucking pathetic.
823
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,775
Weak.
824
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,095
Matt, I didn't try, I didn't want to
hurt her. Ah, right.
825
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,535
Could you tell? Yeah.
I can tell, that's why they were
826
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,855
going mad at me, weren't it?
Fucking pathetic.
827
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,135
First time I've taken a punch to
the tit. Thank you.
828
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,535
But it's fucking not nice.
829
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,095
It is what it is, well done.
Well done.
830
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,455
Arg, are you OK?
831
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,695
It weren't a proper fight.
832
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,055
I just didn't feel like I could
steam into Perri.
833
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,495
I got it wrong cos they said
I lost and I was weak.
834
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,255
That's not enough for them
to kick me out, is it?
835
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,015
You weren't to know. Yeah.
836
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,695
Get on parade! Oh, for fuck.
You better be quick.
837
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,335
Oh, I'm busting.
838
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,335
Argie, Argie, come on.
839
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,695
Every recruit will be expected
to have great personal discipline.
840
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:53,815
How do I get this on?
841
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,735
Oh, mate,
why have you taken it off? Fuck.
842
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,095
That's the way they dress,
their timing,
843
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,695
their punctuality. When I say
fucking move, I mean move.
844
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,175
When I say five minutes or
six minutes,
845
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,375
I mean six minutes.
846
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,215
That's yours, you bag
of fucking shit.
847
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,295
This is all discipline.
848
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,215
Discipline is the foundation
to everything in the SF world.
849
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:15,055
Get it now. Grab that belt,
come out here.
850
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,775
Everybody, 30 burpies,
851
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,775
while fucking numb nuts here watches
you. Stand and face them.
852
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,535
You've got to be
a good individual to be part of
853
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,735
a good team. You should be prepared
for whatever comes at you.
854
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,295
What you shouldn't do is turn into
855
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,815
a headless chicken like you haven't
got a fucking clue what day it is.
856
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,175
Tell them to keep going, number
two. Keep going.
857
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,975
Tell them to keep going!
Keep going!
858
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,935
You need to have YOUR shit together
859
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,775
and be able to make sure everybody
around you are doing exactly
860
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,295
the same. You're taking care of each
other. I'm done. I'm done.
861
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,135
Stand over there.
862
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,215
If you are told to be on parade,
863
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,575
I suggest you go two minutes early.
864
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,055
Start acting like you
want to be here.
865
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,975
You fucking move. Right, everybody
except number two,
866
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,335
20 press ups, go.
Fuck sake.
867
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,695
You stand as you are,
number two.
868
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,055
There's various times of punishment
and blanket punishment means
869
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,415
the whole team gets punished
for somebody's error.
870
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,895
Keep going,
tell them to hurry up.
871
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,855
Tell them to hurry up!
Hurry up!
872
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,895
That is there to hopefully try
873
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,695
and get the team to gel.
Hurry up.
874
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,655
And look after each other better.
875
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,295
So not to allow one individual
to create
876
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,375
the crack that gets you punished.
It's as simple as that.
877
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,735
Get on your feet.
878
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,055
Stand still.
879
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,295
You fucking move one more time,
number two.
880
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,575
When I say go, disappear back to
your accommodation,
881
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,015
you run. And I mean run.
882
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,975
Go! Don't be last!
883
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,975
Move with purpose. Get going.
884
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,175
Fucking hell.
885
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,255
Oh, I love Arg,
I love Arg, I love Arg.
886
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,815
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm actually sorry.
887
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,975
We're going to
need to watch you like a hawk.
888
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,255
No, I know what I've got to do.
889
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,175
You're the only one that's giving us
burpies, you nutter.
890
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,095
Make sure this doesn't
happen again.
891
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,455
Sort yourself out.
892
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,535
Recruit number two!
893
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,135
Number two, number two,
number two. Me?
894
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,135
What?
895
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,375
Down the stairs. Get a fucking move
on. Yes, staff.
896
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,015
Having failed both of today's
tasks... Get a move on!
897
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,375
...the DS want to find out more about
recruit number two,
898
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,935
James Argent.
899
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,655
Hands down by your side. Sit.
900
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,455
Pull your chair in a little bit.
901
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,815
Are you like a naturally smiley
person or are you
902
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,175
nervous or what is it?
Yeah, I...
903
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,535
Cos it's kind of fucking irritating
if I'm honest. Yeah.
904
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,135
It's almost like you're acting
the fool.
905
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,935
You're fidgeting.
It's fucking annoying.
906
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,015
Mmm.
907
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,495
Why are you here?
908
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,735
Um...
909
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,815
I just kind of felt like this is
the right time for me
910
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,335
to take on a challenge like this.
911
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,135
Just over a year ago I was 27 stone.
912
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,455
27 stone? Yeah.
913
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,135
And now I'm like 14 and a half.
914
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,215
I just feel like me being here is,
915
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,895
I feel like a sense of achievement.
916
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,535
The fact that I'm even here
and I'm taking part.
917
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,055
This would be like the ultimate for
me if I was to do well on this.
918
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,015
You're a good enough kid.
919
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,495
You're a bit of an idiot on
the course,
920
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,335
but if you've got the mind
to do what you did
921
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,015
with your fitness
and to take control of your life,
922
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,335
that's what you're going to
need to do here.
923
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,815
How do you feel about discipline?
924
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,695
How do you feel about authority?
925
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,295
How does it feel to you
when you're being shouted at?
926
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,655
Are you struggling with it?
Yeah,
927
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,055
I suppose it's new to me.
Like in certain ways.
928
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,135
I'm going to tell you, fucking grip
it and grip it fast. Mmm.
929
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,615
If you want to be here you've really
got to buck up.
930
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,335
OK. You either get with
931
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,695
the program me or you're going out
that gate.
932
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,655
All right?
You can obviously do well.
933
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,295
You've just done amazing things
to lose all that weight.
934
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,615
Stay focused, stay disciplined,
935
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,975
don't come here to play the fool cos
I'll tell you what,
936
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,255
people will suffer because of you
and you will suffer. Yeah.
937
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,775
We haven't got time
to piss around.
938
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,575
Wise up and act like you
want to be here. Yeah.
939
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,415
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, I do want to be here.
940
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,935
Well, you better show it.
941
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,255
You be fucking ready.
Guard!
942
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,895
DOOR BANGS
943
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,935
Stand up.
944
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,735
Hands together. Arms up.
945
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,215
He is nervous.
946
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,695
But I also believe he's playing
a bit of a fucking fool.
947
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,055
Well, that's got to stop.
And that will stop.
948
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,655
Yeah, I understand.
But fucking childish.
949
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,615
As fast as you can, number two.
Yes, staff.
950
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,335
I feel like I'm able to take
a lot of things in my stride.
951
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,375
I've built up quite
a bit of resilience.
952
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,975
I've been through quite a lot and
I'd like to think
953
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,535
nothing fazes me too much.
954
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,575
You all right? Yeah.
955
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,855
How, was it?
956
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,415
Yeah, it was all right.
They trying to wind you up?
957
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,695
No, it's all good. Dig deep.
958
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,095
Yeah, it's down to me now,
959
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,495
isn't it?
I've got to take it seriously.
960
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,975
When I'm out of my comfort zone,
961
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,335
I definitely feel vulnerable
for sure.
962
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,695
And I think one
of my biggest flaws is that
963
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,535
I always ask for reassurance.
964
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,855
I didn't expect to get a sixth kid,
965
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,775
but I will take you on Arg as one
of my own.
966
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,895
I don't know if the DS is gonna
give me the reassurance that I need.
967
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,415
It's all good. And I feel like that
could affect me a bit.
968
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,015
I just really
need to believe in myself more.
969
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,175
You can do it.
970
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,375
You've got it in you.
971
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,735
Next time. Hurry the fuck up!
972
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,095
Break the door down.
Get out of there.
973
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,455
Let's go, let's go!
Get the fuck out of here!
974
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,055
Mindset is key in the SF world.
975
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,455
GROANING
976
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,255
Get on your fucking stomach!
977
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,575
If you have a weak mindset...
Number one!
978
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,815
...you will fail.
979
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,495
Fucking pathetic.
You're like a crab.
980
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,335
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