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ALAN: Previously on Boston Legal…
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-Denny got engaged.
-Who is it this time?
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Beverly Bridge.
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The woman Denny "craned"
in the coatroom at that charity dinner.
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-DENNY: Denny Crane!
-(Beverly moans)
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If Denny becomes incapacitated…
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-I'm having a stroke.
-…she could bring down the firm.
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-Maybe you're in love.
-I am delirious with joy.
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How come you're getting involved
with a dead guy?
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I, um, try not to think about it.
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PAUL:
There is nothing romantic about this.
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It turns you into a corpse before you die.
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It is not too late to get out.
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-I start chemo again tomorrow.
-Okay.
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(upbeat music playing)
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(ominous music playing)
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(ominous music continues playing)
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(cash register beeping, buzzing)
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Two dollars even.
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Thank you.
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Hello. May I help you, ma'am?
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Yes, you may, dear.
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Whoa!
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Take all the money out of the drawer
and put it in a bag, please.
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-Yes.
-(banknotes rustle)
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Oh, and… and put some of that delicious
beef jerky in there, too.
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(siren hooting)
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(police radio chatter)
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LAWRENCE: Mr. Shore…
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she said to call you.
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ALAN: Thank you, Lawrence.
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In a way, I suppose
this is all your fault.
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Oh, dear God! How, Catherine?
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How is it that you holding up
a convenience store
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suddenly becomes my fault?
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You said you would hire me
as your personal assistant
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after the firm fired me,
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and I took you at your lying word.
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Bad Catherine, bad!
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It was a terrible thing to forget
and I'm sorry.
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But you are in a lot of trouble here.
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What else was I to do?
A gal's got to eat.
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And robbery isn't as bad as killing a man
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and you got me off on that.
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And you've done wonders
with your second chance.
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Stay here.
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(action music playing)
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Good evening.
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I understand you recently
suffered a robbery.
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You a lawyer?
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Actually, I'm here more as a friend
to the befuddled old woman who…
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-Robbed me!
-Ah.
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Do you know how many times
I have been held up this year?
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Far too many for you to appreciate
her little prank, I'm sure.
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May I ask if that's your car out front?
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The Datsun with the dents in the side?
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Yeah.
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I have a friend who…
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has a friend.
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He's a magician with bodywork.
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He'll make those dents disappear,
change the color.
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He'll make that Datsun look
exactly like…
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a late-model BMW.
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(whimsical music playing)
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Can he make the seats look like leather?
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The man's a miracle worker.
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(theme music playing)
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We got a problem.
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Another sector car called it in.
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I don't have any choice.
I've got to book her.
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It's late. She's elderly.
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-Couldn't we at least defer the arrest?
-LAWRENCE: I don't know.
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Lawrence, please.
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-You owe me.
-Thank you.
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You won't regret this.
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Excuse me, officer?
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Can I get my gun back, please?
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(upbeat stinger playing)
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{\an8}When A.D.A. Raines gets back,
have her call me immediately.
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{\an8}-WOMAN: Yes, sir.
-Thank you.
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{\an8}Could I borrow you for a minute?
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{\an8}Opposing counsel has made an offer.
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{\an8}I'm trying to get these people to take it.
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{\an8}I'm hoping that you can explain to them
that this is as good as it gets.
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{\an8}Do I get a hint?
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{\an8}It involves invasion of privacy.
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{\an8}A woman, Jacqui Hayden,
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{\an8}access was gained to her
personal medical records.
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{\an8}Invasion of privacy,
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{\an8}there's an increasingly familiar tune
these days.
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{\an8}This is a little worse than your typical
case of someone being denied a job
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{\an8}-because of a preexisting condition.
-How much worse?
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He never beat me. Just my mother.
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I finally got out when I was 16.
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A few years later, Emily's mom Jacqui
came to us at the women's shelter.
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IRMA: She was a mess.
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They promised my dad
would never find her there.
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DENISE: For obvious reasons,
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the name, phone number and location
of the shelter are kept confidential.
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IRMA: We put Emily's mom
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in touch with a psychiatrist
for post-traumatic stress disorder.
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The cost of which was covered
under her HMO.
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Unfortunately, the HMO, Well Benefits,
posted Jackie's information
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including the name and address
of her psychiatrist on their website.
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Emily's father found Jackie's psychiatrist
via the Well Benefits website
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and tracked her down
at the psychiatrist's office.
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And that's where…
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he killed her.
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So this is a wrongful death action.
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And Well Benefits has offered
you a settlement?
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Twenty thousand.
No admission of liability.
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Regarding the settlement, I have to agree.
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-Thank you, Alan.
-ALAN: Not with you.
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With you. The offer is insulting.
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These people need to be taught a lesson.
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Would you excuse us one moment?
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Twenty thousand?
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That's a lot of money
for a 19-year-old girl.
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And I brought you in to make this go away.
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I won't do that.
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What happened to Jackie Hayden
was a nightmare.
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But to blame the HMO?
There was a supervening act.
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Technically, Well Benefits
didn't break the law.
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But there was a foreseeable danger.
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There are consequences in this case,
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dire consequences to putting someone's
most personal information on the internet.
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Well benefits should have known that.
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I say we clobber them
over the head with it.
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This is why people
don't ask your opinion a lot.
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Most likely.
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(upbeat stinger playing)
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Lorraine, ham and provolone on a baguette.
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BEVERLY: Uh…
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do you have anything without bread?
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{\an8}These are sandwiches.
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{\an8}They have bread.
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{\an8}Well, there's a thing called
"protein style."
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{\an8}Yeah, if they don't have bread,
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{\an8}it ain't a sandwich
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{\an8}and I only do sandwiches.
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Do you know who I am?
I am Denny Crane's fiancée.
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Yeah? So?
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Hey, Mr. Chase. Roast beef and Havarti.
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(thrilling stinger playing)
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(clears throat)
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Catherine, what are you doing here?
I just tried to reach you at your house.
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I was in the neighborhood.
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{\an8}I wanted to see if there was
any news on my case.
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{\an8}There isn't. I put in a call
to the DA's office.
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I have yet to hear back.
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Now about your finances…
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Oh, we can talk finances
and trial strategy.
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Um, can we use osteoporosis as a defense?
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Do you have it?
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{\an8}(chuckles) No.
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{\an8}But I have a little pillow I can put
under my shirt.
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{\an8}We'll keep that in our arsenal.
So, Catherine…
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{\an8}Do you want to talk more now?
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{\an8}I was going to catch up with the girls
in word processing.
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Oh, okay. Why don't you do that?
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But don't worry. I'll be here.
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I've cleared my schedule.
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This gets top priority.
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As it should,
given you're facing 25 to life.
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What happened to the sandwich guy?
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Uh… Bev fired him.
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Bev doesn't work here.
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Well, then I fired him.
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SHIRLEY: Denny,
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{\an8}I thought we agreed
you wouldn't fire anyone
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{\an8}after you let Vickie Dantchi go.
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She wasn't pulling her weight.
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She was a client.
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Let me tell you something, Shirley.
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You know why this firm
is going into the dumper?
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Our profits were up 5% last quarter.
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People are being coddled.
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Bunch of layabouts. (winces)
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Be careful with the cuticle, Ming.
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(chuckles softly)
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Denny.
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It's starting.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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{\an8}Bev, she's following a similar pattern
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{\an8}to your five previous wives.
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It starts with her firing the sandwich guy
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and ends with her influencing
policy at this firm
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and it will not be tolerated.
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Now, Shirley, we both know
what this is all about.
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No, we do not both know
what this is about.
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It's not about me being jealous of Bev.
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It's about getting the sandwich guy back!
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All right, all right.
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Jeez, if I'd known it was such
a big deal. I'll talk to Bev.
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(percussive stinger playing)
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Happy ending, Mr. Crane?
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Oh, not today, Ming.
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I'm engaged now.
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(line ringing)
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OPERATOR: Wellesley Memorial, oncology.
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Room 4175.
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There is a phone block on that room.
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Could you help me out here?
I'm his, um… girlfriend.
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OPERATOR: Hold one second, please.
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LAURA: Hello, Ms. Bauer?
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This is Laura Buckingham,Mr. Post's personal assistant.
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Oh, thank God! How is the chemo going?
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LAURA: He's indisposed at the moment
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but he wanted me to personallyassure you he is well.
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And he'll phone you in a few daysfollowing his treatment.
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(mellow music playing)
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Uh, could you tell Mr. Post that, um…
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Tell him I, um…
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-I'm thinking of him.
-LAURA: I will.
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They're here.
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(sighs) Let's go.
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Rejected?
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You've got to be kidding!
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No, I'm much funnier when I'm kidding.
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I thought this was worked out.
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I thought so too.
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After further consideration,
we decided that the offer was inadequate.
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(scoffs) Oh, what a bunch of crap!
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Young lady, I don't know
what nonsense these lawyers
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have been telling you about HMOs
and their deep pockets.
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Please direct your unfounded
arrogance at me.
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TOM: Okay, fine.
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You two are just trying to make an issue
when there is no issue!
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No issue? I'm sorry.
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Did this young woman's mother
suddenly spring back to life?
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Her father killed her mother
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and we are all upset about that,
but it was not our fault!
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However, to make this go away,
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we were willing to give her
a gift of $20,000.
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Well, as a gift, that's very sweet of you.
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We'll put it in the den
next to the armoire.
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However, as compensation
that you owe Emily Hayden
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because your negligence led to her mother
being brutally murdered,
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your offer is offensive, even more
offensive than your tone.
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We're done!
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The law is on our side, Mr. Shore.
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Tragedies happen every day.
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Yes, and you're about
to experience one firsthand.
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See you in court.
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(quirky music playing)
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Aren't you glad you brought me on board?
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(upbeat music playing)
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Mr. Hayden, is it true you stabbed
your wife to death with a kitchen knife?
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-Yes.
-DENISE: You hunted her down?
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-Yes.
-DENISE: You lay in wait?
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-NED: Yes.
-DENISE: And finally
252
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after you both exchanged words
253
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you pulled the knife out and stabbed her
seven times in the chest?
254
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Yes.
255
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DENISE: Before you killed
Emily's mother, Jacqui,
256
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she was living at Renew,
a battered women's shelter?
257
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That was my understanding.
258
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A shelter, the location
of which was kept confidential.
259
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NED: As far as I knew.
260
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Could you tell us how you came to learn
of Jacqui's whereabouts?
261
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-My computer.
-Specifically?
262
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I logged on to Well Benefits website.
263
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,681
Jacqui's HMO?
264
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,642
NED: I had her social security number
and her date of birth.
265
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That's all I needed to access the records.
266
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And what did you find?
267
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Her explanation of benefits.
268
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It had on it what she was
being treated for,
269
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the location of her doctor
and what her co-pay was.
270
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,156
I noticed she was seeing
the same shrink every Monday,
271
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so I went and waited for her
outside his office.
272
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(tense music playing)
273
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(gasping)
274
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-ALAN: Emily.
-(Emily gasping)
275
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Emily?
276
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,934
The good was we just made a strong
opening impression with the jury.
277
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The bad was you just
had to listen to testimony
278
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of how your father killed your mother.
279
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That's something that nobody
should ever have to experience.
280
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,534
Here's what you should know about lawyers.
281
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I could have sat you down and prepared you
for this testimony so as to brace you.
282
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ALAN: I chose not to.
283
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,170
No tears for the plaintiff,
no tears for the jury…
284
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less money.
285
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,428
But Emily, we don't have
to keep going here.
286
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-If you feel this…
-I want to keep going.
287
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,307
ALAN: You're sure?
288
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Yes.
289
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:39,939
Okay.
290
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,442
But if you don't care
to be in the courtroom…
291
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I want to be there.
292
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,862
From this point on,
that's not entirely necessary.
293
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,449
I want to be there! I want you to get him.
And I want to see you get him!
294
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,534
(tense stinger playing)
295
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,661
Get who, Emily?
296
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We're suing a company.
297
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,301
So I heard Lynette's Cyst didn't go away
and they're going to have to lance it.
298
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,844
All that and her…
299
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:11,929
Hello, Denny.
300
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,140
Do you still remember who I am?
301
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,268
Or did I leak out
your wiffle ball brain? (chuckles)
302
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,815
Now her, I know we fired.
303
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,859
-Alan, any news of the case?
-Yes.
304
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,320
Well, make it quick,
because I'm having lunch with Judy.
305
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,114
Her husband's… again.
306
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,240
Well, I have good news.
307
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,866
The grocery clerk was too
busy driving around
308
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,952
in his plush new ride to press charges
309
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,579
and the D.A. won't prosecute
without a complaining witness.
310
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,998
What does that mean?
311
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,041
Your case is dismissed.
You're free and clear.
312
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,376
Really?
313
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,587
Catherine, this is good news.
314
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,590
There are only two "get out of jail free"
cards in the game
315
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,883
and you've used them both up.
316
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,137
-I did, didn't I?
-ALAN: Yes, you did.
317
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,723
Catherine, I want you to have this.
318
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,268
Three thousand dollars?
319
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,896
I hope you're not expecting sex for this.
320
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,940
I am not. Consider it back pay.
321
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,319
-Thank you, Alan.
-We'll have dinner soon to celebrate.
322
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,947
(slow blues stinger playing)
323
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,373
You want to rehire the sandwich guy?
324
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,084
Well, it wasn't that big a deal.
325
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,919
Not a big deal?
326
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,546
How would you feel if he raped me?
327
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,715
What would you do?
Just sweep that under the rug?
328
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,842
Oh, come on, Bev.
I know the guy upset you.
329
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,845
Damn right he upset me.
He was completely rude.
330
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,766
But Denny, I mean,
my feelings don't matter here.
331
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,144
The sandwich guy didn't disrespect
Beverly Bridge.
332
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,397
He disrespected
the fiancée of Denny Crane.
333
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,026
He disrespected you.
334
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,696
That son of a bitch.
335
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,991
(action music playing)
336
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,421
BRAD: If you turn to page 56, Appendix B.
337
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,714
Uh, sorry, folks.
338
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,216
Talked it over with Bev.
339
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,176
The sandwich guy? Still out.
340
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,392
Okay, we need to deal with this now.
341
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,187
We need to deal with the sandwich guy
342
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,397
instead of the multimillion-dollar
Blake merger?
343
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,316
No, Bev's influence on Denny.
344
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,693
Yeah, believe me,
that's next on my agenda.
345
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,278
Bev fired the sandwich guy.
346
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,948
I went to Denny. He talked to Bev
and the sandwich guy is still fired.
347
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,074
(sighs)
348
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,952
It's Angie all over again.
349
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,370
-Or Marcia.
-Or Clovis.
350
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:42,996
From what I have seen,
351
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,542
Bev is much more formidable
than any of the previous Mrs. Cranes.
352
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,378
If she gets Denny to take
his name off the door
353
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,588
people will think the firm's in trouble.
354
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,508
-Clients will stampede out of here.
-I have an idea.
355
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,719
I realize I haven't been
partner for very long,
356
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,720
so let me ask you both.
357
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,932
How much discretion would I have
to make this Bev problem go away?
358
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,227
(pensive music playing)
359
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,980
No chopping off fingers.
360
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,399
No violence of any kind.
361
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,025
None. I promise.
362
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,324
Then you have as much
discretion as you need.
363
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,036
(action stinger playing)
364
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,131
ATTY. ADAM:
And so in comparison with other HMOs,
365
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,924
Well Benefits would rank where?
366
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,385
TOM: Several prominent publications
367
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,638
have listed us at the top of our field
in terms of customer satisfaction.
368
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,434
ATTY. ADAM: And in terms
of your website? Specifically security?
369
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,729
TOM:
It is considered user-friendly but sound.
370
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:51,690
We meet the accepted business standard
for internet security.
371
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,819
If Mr. Hayden uses his criminal ingenuity
to illegally obtain information,
372
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,864
that's horrible.
But it's what he chose to do.
373
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,325
ALAN: Mr. Orchard, according to my records
374
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:05,913
your company generates approximately
1.5 billion dollars in revenues each year.
375
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,456
-Is that right?
-Approximately.
376
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,750
Oh! (claps)
377
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,211
Forgive me, Your Honor.
Before I began my cross-examination,
378
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,296
I meant to congratulate Mr. Orchard.
379
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:18,383
His wife recently gave birth
to a beautiful baby daughter.
380
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,680
-Thank you.
-Eight pounds, 15 ounces.
381
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,557
Healthy? Happy?
382
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,142
TOM: Thank goodness, yes.
383
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,978
She was a bit jaundiced
when she came out, though.
384
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,522
Had a little fluid in her lungs
which needed to be aspirated.
385
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,858
-Sorry?
-No! I'm sorry.
386
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,319
I didn't mean to disregard
your other children
387
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,029
which so often happens
with the arrival of the new one.
388
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,781
You have a four-year-old
and a ten-year-old.
389
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,658
-Your Honor!
-Your Honor, I just thought Mr. Orchard
390
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,869
would like to know his ten-year-old
Carly likes Max Babcock.
391
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,829
Though Max doesn't know
if he likes her back.
392
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,665
At least that's what I ascertained
from the chat room.
393
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,750
-Objection!
-All this objecting!
394
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,127
Mr. Jovanka,
you seem in such a nasty mood.
395
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,547
Could it be the new Lexus you ordered
online from a broker has been delayed?
396
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,676
Gosh, I hope you're not forced to keep
driving that Sedan with the dent in it
397
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,760
from your recent fender-bender.
398
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,178
-Mr. Shore!
-Yes, your honor?
399
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,347
By the way, you need to renew
your car registration.
400
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,766
But congratulations on your colonoscopy.
401
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,101
-(gavel slams)
-(yells) Mr. Shore!
402
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:12,354
Too personal? It was just information
I was able to obtain from websites
403
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:16,233
which employ the accepted business
standard for internet security.
404
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,110
That is what you called it,
Mr. Orchard, correct?
405
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,239
-Correct.
-Here's what I don't understand.
406
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,658
You're a billion-dollar company.
407
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,160
You're in the business
of ensuring the health
408
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,870
and well-being of your clientele.
409
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,748
And yet, you weren't able to ensure
the safety of their records.
410
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,208
What you could have done,
had you spent
411
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,044
just a fraction of those billions
on internet security.
412
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,879
TOM: Mr. Shore, as we all know
413
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,840
health care costs
have spun out of control.
414
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,342
Information technology
is the single largest cost for us
415
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,095
and for all other Fortune 1,000 companies.
416
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,347
If we had upgraded to a more secure system
417
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,975
more people would have had
to do without health care.
418
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,102
And yet fewer would have been murdered.
419
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,313
(mellow music playing)
420
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,829
BEVERLY: Thank you.
421
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,205
To Denny Crane.
422
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:19,046
Hmm. (relaxed sigh)
423
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,132
Now, Brad, did you really
ask me here on business
424
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,302
or are you trying to do a little
move-in on Denny Crane's girl?
425
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,471
Uh, just business.
426
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,389
I'm here to talk about you and Denny.
427
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,849
Well, we're very much in love.
428
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,268
If anything changes, though,
I'll let you know.
429
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,439
Well, as you know,
Denny's been married several times
430
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,274
and each time,
it's ended in divorce.
431
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,235
And each divorce has been traumatic
and ultimately costly for Denny
432
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,820
and Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
433
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,072
Don't worry about it, Brad.
434
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,991
I'm sure I'm going to sign any prenup
that Denny wants me to.
435
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,701
This isn't about a prenup.
436
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:54,122
This is about avoiding the turmoil
of marriage and divorce altogether.
437
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,000
You lost me.
438
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:58,919
I'll make it simple.
439
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:04,299
I'm prepared to give you $500,000
right now if you walk away
440
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,427
and never have any contact
with Denny Crane ever again.
441
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,513
(pensive music playing)
442
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,980
It will save us a lot of money,
time and grief.
443
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,026
But I want you to know
that we will aggressively fight
444
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,737
to keep you from exercising
any control over Denny or the firm.
445
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:35,914
I'm going to tell you two things.
446
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,918
First, I love Denny Crane
with all my heart,
447
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,922
and I will never leave him,
not for all the money in the world.
448
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:44,840
And second…
449
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,051
in a moment,
450
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,012
you're going to pour
your glass of wine all over yourself.
451
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,224
(mellow stinger playing)
452
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:06,778
(Brad yelps)
453
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,698
(guests gasping)
454
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,200
(groans)
455
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,535
Crap!
456
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:26,548
Hello.
457
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,009
Hi.
458
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,262
I always feel slightly sick to my stomach
459
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:35,265
when I work alone
in the office late at night.
460
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,268
I thought you liked being alone.
461
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,853
Oh, I love being alone.
462
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:42,272
I just prefer to be alone
when there's other people around.
463
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:46,860
So how are you doing?
464
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,446
Fine.
465
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,533
I have a rabbi friend
with a small gambling problem,
466
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,494
who, when he hears someone say
they're fine,
467
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,622
he always asks again
until they say something…
468
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,583
other than "fine."
469
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:04,794
So…
470
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,715
how are you doing?
471
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,889
I'm seeing someone
who's dying of lung cancer.
472
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,601
And while he is a very wealthy man,
473
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,562
he can't buy his way out
of the secondary cancers
474
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,856
that the treatment for the first cancers
are causing.
475
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,525
And here's the kicker,
476
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,235
he, um, Daniel…
477
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:33,615
has completely shut me out of his life.
478
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,579
So now, I just… wait.
479
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,377
(somber music playing)
480
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,307
Denise, I don't know you very well.
481
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,769
However, you don't strike me
as the type of woman who just waits…
482
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,147
for anything.
483
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,736
(mellow stinger playing)
484
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,664
SPORTSCASTER: Over to the right,dribblingup on the side corner
485
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,082
wherea double-team awaits him.
486
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,959
Throwing it up to the top of the key,
487
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,795
he fakes a shot to get his man in the air.
488
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:30,505
He drives down the lane.
489
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,673
Beautiful!
490
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:32,591
(clears throat)
491
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,387
-May I help you?
-I'd like to buy some earplugs, please.
492
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,769
Two, oh three.
493
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,813
(cash register beeping, buzzing)
494
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,321
(indistinct sportscast)
495
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:04,748
(gunshot fires)
496
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,541
-(gasps)
-(thrilling music playing)
497
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,989
-(gate shuts)
-Oh, I'm in trouble now.
498
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,240
Yes.
499
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,910
-What's with me?
-Indeed.
500
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:45,622
I certainly have a lack
of… of impulse control.
501
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,832
I must have ADD…
502
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,044
or OCD or one of those
other letter things.
503
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:54,631
But I don't want you to think
I'm not aware of the hole we're in.
504
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:55,757
I get it.
505
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:59,344
That's why I want you to know
I'm willing to roll up my sleeves
506
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:02,514
and… and work with you on this.
507
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:06,559
Maybe we can set up a little
office for me at the firm.
508
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,728
(quirky music playing)
509
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:12,941
I'll be back.
510
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:14,901
Sir?
511
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,071
(gate unlocking)
512
00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:21,825
Don't go anywhere.
513
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,288
What in the hell were you thinking?
514
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,457
Well, you both gave me discretion
to make her go away.
515
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,376
But she didn't go away!
516
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:34,462
So you made this insane offer.
Put the firm at risk for nothing?
517
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:35,714
When this gets back to Denny,
518
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,508
and it will, he is going to blow sky high.
519
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:40,969
Now Bev has a chip to play against us.
520
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:45,014
Bev turned down the offer that I made her.
She was very offended.
521
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,766
-She, um…
-(Shirley scoffs)
522
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,395
-set my tie on fire.
-Oh, God!
523
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,898
But before she turned me down,
she hesitated.
524
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,775
(quirky music playing)
525
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:59,028
Just a little bit!
But she hesitated.
526
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,241
This is going to get ugly.
527
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,586
How can I not testify?
528
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,297
You said yourself
I'm the emotion in the case.
529
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,632
I'm thinking too much emotion.
530
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,010
I… I don't understand.
531
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,887
Emily, I could put you on the stand.
532
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:27,474
Exhibit your anger and sadness
for the jury and they will be moved.
533
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:29,976
But then the defense has their turn
534
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:32,562
and they'll exploit
those very same emotions
535
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,481
taking advantage of your pain.
536
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:38,234
They'll argue that your vengeance
is truly meant for your father
537
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:40,487
and you've refocused it
toward Well Benefits,
538
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,947
the deepest pockets you could find.
539
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,367
And they'll have the jury convinced
it's a misdirected
540
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:50,246
and therefore, frivolous lawsuit.
And that's how we'll lose.
541
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:56,336
I suspect the most difficult thing
one could ask of you is trust.
542
00:29:57,003 --> 00:30:00,173
But that's exactly
what I'm asking for now, Emily.
543
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,676
(hopeful music playing)
544
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,306
Let's get in there.
545
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:22,153
Mr. Shore, I wish I could get you
to come to the shelter.
546
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:25,824
So many of the women there
desperately need legal advice.
547
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:28,284
Someone who will speak to them
openly and honestly.
548
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:29,828
Are they cute?
549
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,581
You don't fool me.
550
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,333
You're a compassionate man.
551
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,669
(mellow music playing)
552
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:40,922
We need to get back.
553
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,554
ATTY. ADAM: Ned Hayden killed his wife.
554
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,306
He's serving a life sentence
without the possibility of parole.
555
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:53,226
Justice has been served.
556
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:57,814
Emily Hayden's loss is immeasurable.
557
00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,649
But whatever closure she is seeking,
558
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:03,361
she must find it in her soul
or through her God,
559
00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:06,030
not through suing Well Benefits.
560
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,450
Well Benefits could not reasonably
foresee this killing
561
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,411
and did nothing to encourage it.
562
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:14,038
They were in compliance with all state
563
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:18,084
and federal regulations
regarding internet security.
564
00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,086
If you find for the plaintiff,
565
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:23,673
you are punishing my client
for playing by the rules.
566
00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:27,051
And you are opening
a Pandora's box of lawsuits
567
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:31,431
not just against HMOs,
but against all internet businesses.
568
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:33,975
And who will ultimately
end up paying for that?
569
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,353
You know. It's you.
570
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,441
When I was 11 years old,
571
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:45,236
there came a time
when the temptation to explore
572
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,281
the more secretive recesses
of my older sister's life
573
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:50,366
became more than I could resist.
574
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,869
I started by poking around in her room.
575
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,121
I ended by reading her diary.
576
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:59,959
In my defense, she kept it right out
in the open, under her mattress.
577
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,545
And the little metal clasp on it
578
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:06,299
was simply no match for the paper clip
and the screwdriver.
579
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,759
I was eventually caught,
580
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:11,554
prompting my sister to have
a lock installed on her door.
581
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:16,476
The only consequence of the invasion
of my sister's privacy
582
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:20,313
was the temporary loss
of her confidence and trust.
583
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,776
The invasion of Jacqui Hayden's privacy
led to her being stabbed
584
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,195
and left to bleed to death in the street.
585
00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:32,617
Privacy and the safety and security,
586
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,703
that that word has always implied,
587
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:39,248
has with time and technology,
become an illusion.
588
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:44,379
The National Security Agency has access
to all our e-mail the world over
589
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,005
with its ECHELON system.
590
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:50,593
Virtually every website you visit
installs a delicious cookie
591
00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:55,515
onto your computer, which is, in fact,
a spy to track your every move.
592
00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:59,811
There are predators out in cyberspace
collecting data on your children
593
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:02,230
while they innocently
type away in chat rooms.
594
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,691
And that little waiver you've signed
in the doctor's office
595
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:08,319
most likely allows physicians
to share your information on the internet,
596
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:12,532
with insurance companies, the government,
your employer and the courts.
597
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:16,953
Make no mistake,
access to your information is easy.
598
00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:22,083
All you need is a person's five-digit
ZIP code, gender and date of birth
599
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:27,213
to uniquely identify 87%
of the US population.
600
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:30,842
That is how vulnerable we are,
how vulnerable you are.
601
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:35,471
Well Benefits says
they could not have possibly foreseen
602
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:40,143
the actions of an abusive spouse
intent on causing his wife harm.
603
00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:43,146
Let me tell you what Jacqui Hayden
could not foresee.
604
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:45,481
That after years of cruel
and violent debasement
605
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:46,983
at the hands of her husband,
606
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,777
after she finally found her way
out of the shadows,
607
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:50,987
she didn't foresee
608
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,698
that the people she most trusted
with her health and well-being
609
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:56,075
would lead the darkness
right back to her door.
610
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,660
And now she's dead.
611
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,790
Well Benefits made it easy
for Ned Hayden to find his wife…
612
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,960
as easy as looking under a mattress.
613
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,296
(solemn music playing)
614
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:34,280
(slow music playing)
615
00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:46,542
JUDGE NORA: Madame Foreperson,
you've reached a verdict?
616
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:49,337
-We have, Your Honor.
-JUDGE NORA: What say you?
617
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,007
We the jury find in favor of the plaintiff
618
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:57,470
and award compensatory damages
in the amount of $950,000
619
00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,848
and punitive damages in the amount
of two million dollars.
620
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,643
(crowd murmuring)
621
00:35:03,726 --> 00:35:06,646
Your Honor, we move for a judgment
notwithstanding the verdict.
622
00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:08,606
Or in the alternative, a new trial.
623
00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:09,857
JUDGE NORA: Motion denied.
624
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:12,610
Jury is dismissed.
625
00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:13,778
We are adjourned.
626
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:17,406
EMILY: Thank you.
627
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,992
-Thank you, Mr. Shore.
-You're welcome.
628
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,708
IRMA:
I knew you could win this, Mr. Shore.
629
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,086
Well, that's usually the safe bet.
630
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,255
Tell me,
631
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:36,050
how does a striking Latina woman
come by the name Irma Levine?
632
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:37,885
Hmm.
633
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:40,680
Congratulations on winning your case.
634
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,431
Thank you.
635
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:52,233
-Great work.
-Thank you.
636
00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:56,904
I have to go see the D.A. about Catherine.
Are you heading somewhere…
637
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,824
or just waiting?
638
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,079
No. I'm definitely not waiting.
639
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:15,590
Let her go?
What are you, high?
640
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:16,924
Not yet.
641
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,134
She already murdered a man.
642
00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:20,052
For which a jury found her innocent.
643
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:22,054
And now she's on a crime spree.
644
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,557
Twice in the same convenience store
hardly makes a spree.
645
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,393
Then what would you call her?
An active senior?
646
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,978
(snickers) No.
647
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:33,191
I would call her a sad
and lonely old woman.
648
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:36,152
A woman who spent
many years living in solitude
649
00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:39,822
with nothing to occupy her
wit and intellect.
650
00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:43,034
Then one day, she became my assistant,
651
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:46,370
and suddenly she was in an environment
equal to the task of entertaining
652
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,082
and stimulating her magnificent mind.
653
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,835
Then she should have taken up crocheting,
not felony robbery.
654
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:54,837
Granted.
655
00:36:56,297 --> 00:37:00,301
But for Catherine, this was not
about malice nor financial gain
656
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,802
nor thrill seeking.
657
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,012
It was about…
658
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:07,892
getting my attention… and she got it.
659
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:11,312
Her reign of terror is over.
660
00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:13,731
I promise.
661
00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:22,490
She pleads guilty to misdemeanor
possession of a firearm.
662
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,992
I'll recommend probation.
No jail time.
663
00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,453
Thank you, Ms. Raines.
664
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,337
One thing.
665
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,214
Yes?
666
00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,800
I do this for you.
You do something for me.
667
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:42,802
I'm listening.
668
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:48,432
Get me an interview
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
669
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:52,103
Let's just say being a District Attorney
isn't entertaining
670
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,230
and stimulating my magnificent mind.
671
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,316
Just get me in the door.
I'll get the job myself…
672
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,568
and you'll get Catherine Piper back.
673
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,490
I'll see what I can do.
674
00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,881
These are for you. Dill pickles.
675
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:25,594
They're supposed to alter the metallic
taste sensation from the chemotherapy
676
00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:27,430
and make your regular food taste better.
677
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:32,018
Well, that is the nicest… chemo gift
I've ever gotten.
678
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:41,152
This may not be the best time
to discuss this but you're weak…
679
00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:43,070
-(chuckles)
-…and I'm strong.
680
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,117
You don't get to set all the rules
in this relationship.
681
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,620
Your whole life, you have used
money to set the rules
682
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:54,081
and now you're using your illness.
683
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,667
I think I should be able to.
684
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,170
I got the bum lung.
685
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,423
I know. I know, but…
686
00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:08,888
it… it wasn't… right…
for you to shut me out like that.
687
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,477
You're right.
688
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:16,520
I'm sorry.
689
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:22,693
But if you hit me or anything,
I might literally die.
690
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,528
(mellow music playing)
691
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:30,951
Scoot.
692
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,163
(both laughing)
693
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,012
I've been thinking
a good deal about my offer
694
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,973
to hire you as my personal assistant.
695
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:57,978
I've come to the conclusion, Catherine,
that I am a terrible boss.
696
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:01,190
Oh, no, dear, I don't think so.
697
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:04,443
My point is, I've found you a job,
a better job.
698
00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:07,571
-I don't know.
-ALAN: The pay is comparable.
699
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,656
It's a start-up company
700
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,075
and they need someone with imagination
701
00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:12,660
and experience.
702
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:15,371
A real people person.
703
00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:16,872
I immediately thought of you.
704
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:20,626
Dental?
705
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,045
I'm sure something can be worked out.
706
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,880
(bright percussive music playing)
707
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:26,549
So, what would I be doing?
708
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,928
Pesto chicken! Veggie wraps!
709
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,097
Roast beef on ciabatta!
710
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:34,348
Come and get it.
711
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,810
I have fruit and hard-boiled eggs
and stuff, but I've got Bundt cake.
712
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:41,147
Okay, what are you having there?
That's $4 for that.
713
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:44,233
Thank you very much.
Only a sandwich?
714
00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:47,653
Don't you want something sweet?
I've got sweet buns.
715
00:40:47,736 --> 00:40:49,989
(laughs) Oh, no. Oh, that's silly.
716
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:52,575
All right, and what will you have?
717
00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:55,661
So you're in the sandwich business now?
718
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,247
A silent investor.
719
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,420
(indistinct chatter)
720
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:19,727
There you are.
721
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,270
I've hardly seen you this episode.
722
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:23,481
It saddens me.
723
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,319
Tough case?
724
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:33,866
Yes, lack of privacy on the internet
is complicated and… overwhelming.
725
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:35,534
DENNY: Doesn't scare me.
726
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,453
My life's an open book.
727
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,165
So you wouldn't mind
if someone tapped a few keys
728
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:44,210
-and discovered you have mad cow?
-I don't care.
729
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:47,046
I tell everybody I meet,
anyway. (chuckles)
730
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,631
Ever looked yourself up on the internet?
731
00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:49,840
I have.
732
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,885
Denny Crane, legal genius.
733
00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,011
What about you?
734
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,846
No.
735
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,223
I don't want to know me.
736
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:59,350
Oh, I know you.
737
00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:01,477
You're not so bad.
738
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,567
-So I've met this girl.
-You did?
739
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:10,194
Irma Levine.
740
00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:13,072
She gives me a bit of trouble.
741
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,074
Take her to my wedding.
742
00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:17,284
We just met.
743
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,870
Bev and I just met.
We're the ones getting married.
744
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,248
You are, aren't you?
745
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,792
(bright music playing)
746
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,003
Yes, I am.
747
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,314
DANIEL: Next on Boston Legal…
748
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,524
I thought you might want
to go to a funeral.
749
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:50,192
-Hopper's?
-No. Mine.
750
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:51,277
DENISE: Your funeral's in a bar?
751
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,946
Yeah, well, funeral homes close too early
and they don't have beer.
752
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:57,283
DENNY: I heard there were 400 breasts,
and you kept them all to yourself.
753
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,994
ALAN: This woman was arrested
as part of a political protest.
754
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:03,289
If she's convicted, she'll be forced
to register as a sex offender.
755
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,000
I'll never be able to guarantee
you a job but I promise…
756
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,877
I know you think this is about me
being mad at Crane, Poole & Schmidt,
757
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:09,837
but it isn't.
758
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,921
This comes straight from my boss.
759
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,965
Denny, you don't even know
what this case is about.
760
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,134
I don't have to know
what it's about in order to try it.
761
00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:16,135
Denny Crane.
762
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,307
(theme music playing)
763
00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:52,504
{\an8}OLD WOMAN: You stinkah!
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