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ALAN: Previously on Boston Legal…
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Do we have anybody in corporate
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who understands this credit card world?
Somebody…
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-Hands.
-Sorry?
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Hands Espenson,
banking and finance genius.
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Only don't call him "Hands."
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ALAN: Why would I?
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Bingo!
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Why doesn't he move his hands?
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-Bingo.
-You making fun of me?
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Should we be married
and sensible and go home
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and do whatever men do at home?
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I have nothing against marriage.
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I've done it five times.
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But here's the thing about wives.
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They don't let you play with your friends.
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I'll take a friend over a wife,
every time.
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(upbeat music playing)
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EMCEE: Not only a patron of the arts,
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Denny Crane is a generous contributor
of his time, energy and enthusiasm.
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What the hell kind of charity
is Children's Group?
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We're teaching children to read.
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No, we're buying them food.
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I thought that we were providing them
with old people to play with.
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I believe it's a children's theater group.
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Well, how can kids with Muscular Dystrophy
do theater?
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They don't have Muscular Dystrophy.
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Then what the hell are we doing here?
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Judas Priest, there's a game on.
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Don't be long, Denny.
Your speech is up next.
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And you might want
to actually practice it,
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considering you're the honoree.
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Not to worry.
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It's all up here.
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Please tell me
there's no press here tonight.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Scotch.
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Single malt.
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Straight.
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Nice night.
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(romantic music playing)
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Suddenly it is.
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(percussive stinger playing)
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EMCEE: He's often told me
that writing a check is easy…
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Should we go look for him?
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He'll be here.
Denny's never one to miss the spotlight.
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EMCEE: But rolling up your sleeves
and getting dirty out on the front lines?
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That is not easy.
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-(Denny grunting)
-BEVERLY: Faster.
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Oh! (laughing)
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And I'll wrap this up
before his head swells too much.
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(Denny and Beverly laughing)
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The Emcee's winding down, people.
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I knew we should have tagged him.
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(Denny and Beverly laughing)
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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The Children's Group applauds and honors
Mr. Denny Crane!
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-(thrilling music playing)
-(audience applauding)
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Dear Lord.
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DENNY: Thank you, thank you!
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There's no doubt
we do it all for the children.
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(theme music playing)
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{\an8}And what did you think of my speech?
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-Excellent.
-Thank you for writing it for me.
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Give me a call sometime.
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{\an8}You know how to use a business card,
don't you?
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{\an8}You just whip it out of your pocket and…
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{\an8}Blow.
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-You look puzzled.
-DENNY: I am.
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A woman I just had sex with
hands me her card.
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And I have no desire to throw it away.
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You had sex with her here?
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{\an8}(whispers) Hot, sweaty sex right there…
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{\an8}in the coat check room.
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{\an8}(whimsical music playing)
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{\an8}Keep it.
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{\an8}(rock stinger playing)
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(upbeat stinger playing)
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DENISE: Daniel Post, CEO.
Kreisberg-Pellam, Incorporated.
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{\an8}He has stage-four metastasized
lung cancer.
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Never fun.
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A major pharmaceutical company
was testing a new cancer drug,
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{\an8}and Post used his friendship
with the CEO of that company
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{\an8}to get himself put into the test group
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and to make sure that
he got the actual drug, not the placebo.
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Hmm. The rich are different
from you and me.
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(scoffs) Certainly from you.
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{\an8}So, Post is being sued by another
cancer patient who was in the same study
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and who ended up getting the placebo.
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What's the cause of action?
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What you'd expect.
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Conspiracy, intentional infliction
of emotional distress.
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{\an8}We're going to court today.
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{\an8}Today?
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{\an8}I thought I could…
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{\an8}handle it myself, but, uh…
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{\an8}Olivia died of cancer, didn't she?
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Yes.
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At any rate…
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(clears throat)
…I'm hoping you can second-chair.
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(knocking) You ready?
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-Uh, Denise Bauer, attorney. Daniel Post.
-Guy dying of cancer.
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Is that the way you describe me?
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Rich guy dying of cancer.
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Uh, Denise will be second-chairing.
I just filled her in on the case.
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Actually, you left out our defense.
Do we have one?
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(chuckles softly)
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I like her.
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I'm not sure if the jury is
going to like me, Mr. Post.
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{\an8}I have a client who tried to buy his way
into a cancer study.
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{\an8}Could you tell me
what possessed you to do that?
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{\an8}I got cancer.
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{\an8}Are you really my lawyer?
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{\an8}Or did the Make-A-Wish Foundation
just finally come through?
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(quirky stinger playing)
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(knock on door)
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Um, Alan? Do you have a minute?
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What can I do for you, Jerry?
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They're meeting soon to vote
on this year's partnerships.
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And this will be my third time
to be up for partner…
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my last time.
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I see.
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I was wondering if maybe
you can tell me where I stand?
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You know the right people around here,
and I know… well, no one.
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Jerry, you are an extraordinary attorney.
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I am.
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I constructed a chart that reveals…
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my involvement is typically the key
variable in the firm's winning a case.
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Bingo!
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It was my research
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that was the determining factor
in the Simmons vs. Orago Oil victory,
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not to mention 252 other cases.
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Because of my research! Bingo!
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(breathes deeply)
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But… still, I'm…
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wonder whether the senior partners
are aware of my contributions.
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Jerry, you know, I have a tremendous
affection for my own intelligence.
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And even I think you are smarter than me.
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Oh, I am.
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I'll see what I can find out.
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(hopeful music playing)
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(brisk stinger playing)
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ATTY. SAMANTHA:
And how long have you worked
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for Devlin McGregor Pharmaceuticals,
Mr. Clark?
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Eight years.
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And what was your position?
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I was a lab technician
in oncological protocols.
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ATTY. SAMANTHA:
You worked on a drug to cure cancer?
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PETER: Trade name is Pneumotrox.
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It was specifically designed to hinder
the rapid cellular mutations in the lungs.
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And did Devlin McGregor conduct
a double-blind study to test Pneumotrox?
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Sort of.
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ATTY. SAMANTHA:
Why do you say "sort of," sir?
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The test was corrupted.
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-Objection. Foundation.
-Overruled.
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On July 9th of this year,
you received a call from your supervisor.
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What did he want?
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Well, he told me to ensure that
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patient 1123 received the Pneumotrox
and not the placebo.
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-ATTY. SAMANTHA: Why?
-PETER: He didn't say.
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But I subsequently discovered
that patient 1123 is Mr. Post.
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It seemed fairly obvious.
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-Objection!
-JUDGE AMANDA: Sustained.
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What made you come forward?
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Doing so has cost you your job, correct?
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It did.
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ATTY. SAMANTHA: Then why?
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Because some things
are more important than a job.
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Mr. Clark, how many patients were involved
in the experiment?
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Uh, two thousand.
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And statistically speaking,
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how would it change the likelihood
of one person out of the 2,000
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receiving the drug over the placebo
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if another person was directed
to get the drug?
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-Not much.
-Because there was no guarantee that
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any of the volunteers would receive
the actual drug.
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The odds were originally 50-50.
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The odds would change minimally.
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Instead of 50-50,
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the odds would change from 49.95 to 50.05.
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Sounds right.
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So virtually no change at all?
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(laughs softly)
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Well, if you were dying, Miss Bauer,
.05 is everything.
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(pensive music thinking)
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Shirley, I wanted to ask you
about Jerry Espenson.
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He's up for partner.
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-I can't discuss that with you.
-Why not?
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SHIRLEY: Well, that determination
is for partners only,
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and you're not a partner.
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I'm sure you understand, Alan.
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Absolutely.
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Jerry Espenson? You mean Hands?
Not a chance. He's a weirdo.
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Denny, he's not a weirdo.
And he doesn't like to be called "Hands."
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How could you not? The hands!
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A peccadillo, to be sure.
We all have them.
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I don't have any peccadilloes.
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-What's your name, Denny?
-Denny Crane.
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Ah, yes.
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My point is, Jerry Espenson deserves
to be made a partner.
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(phone chiming)
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What is that?
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-DENNY: Bev bought me…
-(phone chiming continues)
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…a camera phone.
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The woman you enjoyed in the coatroom?
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We can send each other pictures.
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This darn thing takes forever to load.
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Things going well with Bev, then?
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She said she wanted to fulfill
every single one of my fantasies.
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I made a list. I had to type it myself.
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My assistant threatened to quit.
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Denny, you're glowing.
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She's an amazing woman, Alan.
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It's like having a one-night stand,
but every night with the same woman.
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I'm thrilled for you, Denny.
Now, about Jerry…
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He's not a rainmaker, Alan.
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Shirley says he's not bringing
in enough money.
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He's toast, weird toast.
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Would you at least let me have a glance
at his performance review then?
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Well, it's highly confidential.
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Just don't tell anybody where you got it.
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DENNY: Oh, picture's finally loaded!
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Look at this.
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(percussive music playing)
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She's very limber for a woman her age.
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Alan, I'd like to be alone with my phone.
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Just, uh, 15 minutes.
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(upbeat music playing)
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"Poor people skills."
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-Just hands it to you.
-"Not presentable."
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That's my Denny.
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"Not a team player."
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I can see why it's confidential.
It's revolting and mean.
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-You don't have all the facts, Alan.
-Apparently I do.
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Apparently, at this firm,
being white and male isn't even enough.
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You also need to be a golden retriever
with a pedigree
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-to be considered for partner.
-I'm telling you…
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It's a wonder you slipped under the radar,
Shirley, with your vagina and all.
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Jerry's had a few blow ups, Alan.
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-One in front of a client.
-Yes, yes.
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It's on his permanent record back in 2000.
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It also says he made a couple
of clients feel awkward.
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Could that be perhaps
because he's an awkward guy?
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It also says he doesn't play golf.
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Actually, he doesn't kiss
any ass whatsoever.
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He just does his job.
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And no one's denying that,
but partners need to bring in clients.
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That's how we make our money.
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Partners need to attend social dinners
and make public speaking engagements,
250
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-and they need to do it without being…
-Different.
251
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Very dangerous, Shirley. Very dangerous.
252
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(foreboding music playing)
253
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ROBERT: You know how
the obituaries always say things like,
254
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"So-and-so died
after a brave struggle with cancer"?
255
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,246
I'm not brave.
256
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,039
I'm terrified.
257
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Cancer can make a coward out of anybody.
258
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So when you heard about the trials
for this new drug…
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I leapt at it.
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I'm not a fool.
261
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I knew it was a random chance
I'd even get the drug and not the placebo.
262
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,349
Okay, I was willing to leave that to fate.
263
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He wasn't.
264
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,314
Mr. Hopper, when you began the test,
265
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did you stop taking chemo or any other
treatments for your cancer?
266
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,819
No. But there were other promising tests
267
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I didn't enter because of Devlin McGregor.
268
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I see.
And, did Devlin McGregor ever guarantee
269
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that you would receive the actual drug?
270
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,286
No, they did not.
271
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,790
Isn't it true that you've already sued
Devlin McGregor for this matter
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and received a sizable settlement?
273
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,709
Objection. Relevance.
274
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,919
I'm going to allow it.
275
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,049
Yes. But I spent every penny
on medical treatments.
276
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,759
But the money isn't the reason
I'm doing this.
277
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,804
I'm doing this because
I feel I have a moral obligation
278
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,181
to stand up to people like Daniel Post.
279
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:32,228
People like that with money and power,
they think they can get away with murder.
280
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,897
And now he's murdering me.
281
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No further questions, Your Honor.
282
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JUDGE AMANDA:
Court will resume tomorrow at 10 a.m.
283
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(gavel pounds)
284
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,868
Denise, are you trying to make
the jury hate our client?
285
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,786
(sighs)
286
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,372
If so, you're doing a good job.
287
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,624
I'm starting not to like me either.
288
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,459
-Mr. Post, I…
-Denise.
289
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,795
I'm kidding.
You're doing an excellent job.
290
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:58,712
(sighs)
291
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,548
I have a few questions. Um…
292
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,132
are you free for a bite?
293
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,177
Um, couldn't you just ask me now?
294
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,264
Well, yeah,
but then it wouldn't be a date.
295
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,766
(suggestive music playing)
296
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,231
(whispers)
Our client just asked me out to dinner.
297
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,732
Well, good.
298
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,527
Then you can use the time
to convince him to settle.
299
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:30,619
Jerry, it's not looking… like a lock.
300
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,996
What's the problem?
301
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,041
Generally, it's poor people skills.
302
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,626
You mean I'm odd?
303
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,630
-Does it say in my file I'm odd?
-No.
304
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,924
Alan, I would appreciate candor here.
305
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,010
Even should you deem it hurtful!
306
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,681
According to your file, you've occasioned
clients to feel uncomfortable.
307
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,685
Some have even expressed reservations
about being alone with you since…
308
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:55,895
(table clangs)
309
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:02,860
Evidently, you also once pushed
opposing counsel over some dispute.
310
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:03,819
(sighs)
311
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,321
He made fun of me.
312
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:09,325
As conditioned as I've become
to ridicule, sometimes…
313
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,579
So I'm out.
314
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:14,997
It's not over.
315
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,666
No, I… I deserve this more
than Brad Chase.
316
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,794
He cuts off a priest's fingers.
317
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,589
And I lose out because I push a bully?
318
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,008
-It's not right.
-ALAN: It's not over.
319
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:31,305
Jerry, I give you my word
I'll do what I can.
320
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:40,564
Oh, Shirley. I'm sorry.
I didn't hear your knock.
321
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,942
Gee, I… I wonder why that could be.
322
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,028
Maybe because you were too busy
having sex on your desk?
323
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,948
How did you know?
I had the door closed.
324
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,992
Ah, but you neglected
to draw all the blinds.
325
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,786
Oh…
326
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,037
Oversight. (breathing heavily)
327
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,206
We were both facing the same way.
328
00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,167
I'm all too horribly aware
of which way you were facing.
329
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,504
BEVERLY: Oh, goodness me. I am so rude.
330
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,297
I'm Beverly Bridge.
331
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,092
Shirley Schmidt.
332
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,013
Did you finish the notes
on the partnership candidates?
333
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,181
I've been busy.
334
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,349
The vote's tomorrow.
335
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,435
Fifty of the most senior partners
will be there.
336
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,106
This is unprofessional, Denny.
337
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,525
You are setting a very bad example
for the rest of the firm.
338
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,776
Understood.
339
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,403
And from now on in this office,
340
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,197
those blinds go down
before anybody else does.
341
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,825
(quirky music playing)
342
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,498
She's jealous.
343
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,833
Poor thing.
344
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,835
(rock stinger playing)
345
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,130
Hi, Brad.
346
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,548
Hey, Jerry. How's it going?
347
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,801
Oh, a little nervous about
the partner thing. You?
348
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,094
I can't say I'm not.
349
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,348
-Got any indication?
-Not really.
350
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,599
Paul seems to think it looks good.
351
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,018
But I certainly didn't help my chances by…
352
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,270
Lewiston? He says it looks good for you?
353
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,730
Well, he couldn't make any promises.
354
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,565
Did he mention how it looks for me?
355
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,817
No, we didn't really discuss you.
356
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,901
Do you ever?
357
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,778
I beg your pardon?
358
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,988
Do people discuss me?
359
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,534
Do they talk about me being odd
because of my behavior?
360
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,454
Jerry, everyone here knows you
to be a fine lawyer.
361
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,330
That's all I've ever heard discussed.
362
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:27,046
It's in my file that I'm violent
because I pushed another lawyer once.
363
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,505
How do you know what's in your file?
364
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:29,965
I have a mole…
365
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,053
right here on my neck. (laughs)
366
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,721
(whimsical music playing)
367
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,390
It's not like me to make a joke.
368
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,351
I hope it's in my file I'm funny.
369
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,771
That's a good social skill.
370
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,111
(solemn music playing)
371
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,989
DENISE: Given the evidence,
a credible witness and documented proof
372
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,409
that you were administered the actual drug
and not a placebo…
373
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,619
-Question.
-Go.
374
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,621
When do you see yourself liking me?
375
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:02,873
Um…
376
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:07,753
Mr. Post… Daniel, um, plaintiff's attorney
has been very effective
377
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,505
in turning the jury against you.
378
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,800
You come off as someone
of privilege who has
379
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,803
everything the jury wants,
but doesn't have.
380
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,845
Except the girl.
381
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,308
Bottom line,
it's in your best interest to settle.
382
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,519
How about we negotiate a settlement?
383
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,062
I'm not following.
384
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,065
I agree to settle the case
if you agree to stop talking about it,
385
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,359
and… and declare this an official date.
386
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,071
(sighs)
387
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,575
Have you ever done anything nice
for anybody, ever?
388
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,619
Bum, bum, bum. See, you're trying
to get a look under the hood.
389
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,996
-(giggles)
-Not until you agree.
390
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,749
Agreed.
391
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,917
The answer is yes.
392
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,129
But my mom taught me that it's impolite
to brag about one's good works.
393
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,840
Then don't brag. Tell.
394
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,633
What's to say? I… (grunts)
395
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,009
Um…
396
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,555
my company sent thousands of pounds
of supplies down to New Orleans
397
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,474
before FEMA even put its pants on.
398
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:07,020
I fund a charter school for learning
disabled kids here in South Boston.
399
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,731
I don't think the government
does enough to help its people,
400
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,151
so I give as much as I can.
401
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,528
Do you know why I can do that?
402
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,572
Because you're a rich guy
who throws his weight around.
403
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,365
It goes hand-in-hand.
Money gives me connections.
404
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,284
Connections let me do what I want,
405
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,410
get what I want.
406
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,245
(sighs)
407
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,831
You really don't care
what anybody thinks, do you?
408
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,584
I got stage-four lung cancer.
409
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,086
I don't give a damn what anybody
I don't know thinks about me.
410
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,340
Life's too short… really.
411
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,095
One more question.
412
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,057
Why are you really settling?
413
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,020
Did Mr. Hopper's testimony get to you?
414
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,606
It did.
415
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,108
But don't get me wrong. I, I…
416
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,027
I would do it again.
417
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,030
It was a chance.
418
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,658
And so I took it. And…
419
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:06,246
As it turned out, the Pneumotrox didn't
work as well as I'd imagined, so…
420
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:07,748
(sighs)
421
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,917
Given that I have less time
than I'd hoped,
422
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,378
I don't intend to waste that time
fighting a lawsuit…
423
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,964
so I'll settle.
424
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,886
Now, more wine?
425
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,813
(upbeat music playing)
426
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,276
(door opens)
427
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,615
You look distressed.
428
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,451
Your Guns & Ammo magazine late again?
429
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,079
She hasn't called. All day!
430
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,122
Ah, Bev.
431
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,792
It's nearly 4:00.
She hasn't called the office.
432
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,127
She hasn't called my cell phone.
433
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:58,173
I checked the machine at home
at 9:15, 9:30, 9:45.
434
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,841
Okay, I sense a pattern.
435
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,011
I've done something.
436
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,516
I bought her a gift.
437
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,727
I bought her a gift!
438
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,147
Well, in time,
I'm sure she'll forgive you.
439
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,107
Don't you see? I didn't…
440
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,442
I didn't give her money
like I do most women.
441
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:21,363
I didn't have a personal shopper
pick something out. I shopped.
442
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:27,160
And I, Denny Crane…
thought about what she would like.
443
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,037
(Denny sighs deeply)
444
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,872
Maybe I'm… I'm having a stroke.
445
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,958
Maybe it's the mad cow.
446
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,209
Maybe you're in love.
447
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,630
I am delirious with joy.
448
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,965
Denny,
449
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,926
you enjoy being with Bev.
450
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,344
She enjoys being with you.
451
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:49,057
Why don't you just have fun in the moment
and leave it at that?
452
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,103
I knew you wouldn't understand,
you heartless bastard.
453
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,147
(rock stinger playing)
454
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,027
Wow, he's got it bad.
455
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,486
You shouldn't eavesdrop.
456
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,489
Yes, he does. Very.
457
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,492
You wanted me to tell you
when that partnership voting thing was?
458
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:08,618
It starts in 20 minutes.
459
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,044
And now we turn our attention to our
next candidate Brad Chase.
460
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,716
Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.
461
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,511
I have an urgent announcement to make
regarding national security.
462
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,890
I don't think our country
is being run very well.
463
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,059
(crowd murmuring)
464
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,728
That concludes
the national security announcement.
465
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,646
Now onto other business,
466
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:41,693
I'm looking at a group of partners
in a world-class law firm,
467
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,530
each of whom owes some of their success
to Jerry Espenson.
468
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,616
When any of you is stumped,
469
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,870
and you need someone who has
an encyclopedic knowledge of the law
470
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:54,706
and the creative spark to know
how to apply it,
471
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,041
whose door do you knock on?
472
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:59,753
Mr. Shore, we appreciate your input,
but you are not a partner.
473
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,798
Yes, but that's only
because I can't be trusted.
474
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:07,969
I have here the confidential report
on Jerry Espenson,
475
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,890
known to some of you
who should know better as "Hands."
476
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:14,601
Uh, this report, while acknowledging,
477
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:20,107
uh, that Jerry works very hard
and has an astute legal mind,
478
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:24,903
also makes some veiled references
to "inappropriate behavior,"
479
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:28,115
but really, this is about money, isn't it?
480
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,534
And whether Jerry Espenson
brings in enough.
481
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:35,038
And don't we all just love our money?
482
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,541
You people must realize
483
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:41,878
that once the rainmakers have
brought in the million-dollar accounts,
484
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:45,048
those clients expect
excellent representation for their money.
485
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,635
And Jerry is a big part
of what they're paying for.
486
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,721
My God, why isn't being brilliant enough?
487
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:55,725
Why can't a lawyer
be a valuable asset to this firm
488
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,854
without being a smiling Ken doll
with an aggressive handshake?
489
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,856
Does everyone at the firm
have to be this guy?
490
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,275
SHIRLEY: Mr. Shore,
you have no standing at this meeting.
491
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,485
We would like to ask you to leave,
please, now.
492
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:14,995
Jerry Espenson has given 15 years
of his life to this firm.
493
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,873
His work has been essential.
494
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:19,708
(door opens loudly)
495
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:23,086
How dare you invade the province
of a private partnership meeting?
496
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,422
I'm sorry. I didn't think an invitation
was forthcoming.
497
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,340
There's a lot you don't know
about the business
498
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,717
of running a law practice, Alan.
499
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,093
-The first rule being…
-It's a business.
500
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,970
I understand that, Shirley.
But it's a service business.
501
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:33,680
You don't peddle widgets.
You don't push stocks.
502
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,640
You sell your people.
And as far as your people go,
503
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,309
-I'll take Jerry Espenson over…
-Don't give me…
504
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:38,435
Well, you need to hear it!
505
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:40,562
I said nothing when you fired Sally Heep,
506
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,439
whose only infraction was
to sleep with me.
507
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:45,358
I made not a peep when you deftly ushered
Lori Colson out of the firm.
508
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,360
I even understood when you fired
Catherine Piper,
509
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,778
a woman I profoundly adore.
510
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:52,199
I swallowed all of it
because I know it's a business.
511
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:55,619
But to abuse a talented,
selfless employee,
512
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,537
only because his social skills
lack polish!
513
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,624
To allow him to work tirelessly under
the delusion that he could make partner!
514
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,459
A delusion you carefully nurtured,
515
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,711
so as to make piles of money
off him in the short-term.
516
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,713
That's a betrayal, Shirley.
Not just of Jerry,
517
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,798
but of you and your character!
518
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:12,093
Which up till now I have considered
undeniably decent!
519
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,429
-Are you finished?
-No.
520
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,517
Jerry Espenson, no doubt,
will go off quietly into the night,
521
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,559
as the meek often do.
522
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,353
But somebody around here
has to get angry about it!
523
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,772
Otherwise, you'll just go off
and blithely do it again.
524
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:27,025
We have not yet made a decision
concerning Jerry Espenson.
525
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,277
When we do,
I will call you first to tell you,
526
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,197
"It is none of your concern!"
527
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,782
There's a saying, Shirley.
Perhaps you've heard it.
528
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:37,494
All it takes for evil to succeed is for
good people to say, "It's a business."
529
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,581
(tense music playing)
530
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,253
(door slams shut)
531
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,506
DANIEL: I've been given a death sentence.
532
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:56,846
And you're the one person in this room
that knows exactly what that's like.
533
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,058
And there was this drug…
534
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,187
And I thought it could help me,
535
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,899
so I used all my power and my influence
to make sure that I got it.
536
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,776
But I didn't think it through,
537
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:12,988
and I didn't think that there might be
consequences for other people…
538
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,991
in this case for you.
539
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,035
And I see now that I hurt you.
540
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,122
And I am sorry.
541
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,791
DENISE: This is our offer.
542
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:29,004
It's the only one we're going to make,
and it expires when we walk out the door.
543
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,020
This is a very generous offer.
544
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,147
-Think about your family.
-I don't care.
545
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,858
This could be a very long and drawn out…
546
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,402
That's exactly what it should be.
547
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,363
What do you want?
548
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,826
If I take your money,
I won't be hurting you.
549
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:04,080
The only thing that will really hurt you
now is if I take your time.
550
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,875
And that's exactly what I'm going to do.
551
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,919
(tense music playing)
552
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:25,977
I need to talk to you.
553
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,563
-You'll talk to me.
-No, I won't.
554
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,608
You have a wife. You have a family.
555
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,862
You owe something to them,
but you also owe something to yourself.
556
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,031
I know this road.
557
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,410
Do not allow anger to consume
the last days of your life.
558
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,182
(romantic background music playing)
559
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:06,893
DENNY: Bev.
560
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,019
Yes, Denny Crane?
561
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:12,065
Would you like some… money?
562
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,066
(laughs)
563
00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,276
-I-I don't…
-Bev.
564
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:17,987
I'm afraid.
565
00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:19,781
Of?
566
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,158
-Myself, of course.
-(sighs)
567
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,370
As godlike as I seem to you
and other people, there's a…
568
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:32,252
there's a… a mortal
inside this godlike shell.
569
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,339
I don't trust myself.
570
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,093
Bottom line…
571
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:46,141
I'm not… a one-woman man.
572
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:54,357
You know, Denny, we're both much too old
for this and too smart.
573
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,483
We are?
574
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,653
Is there a powerful man out there
who hasn't felt what you're feeling?
575
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,988
No.
576
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,531
(scoffs) So why fight it?
577
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,867
Look, people don't change their stripes.
578
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,285
And you don't want me to change you.
579
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,621
And I certainly don't want you
to change me.
580
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:12,917
Therefore, Denny Crane,
as long as we're together,
581
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:16,296
feel free to have sex
with anyone else you want.
582
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,089
(whimsical music playing)
583
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:19,674
Oh, Bev!
584
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,596
I love you.
585
00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:26,848
(giggling)
586
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,396
PAUL: Brad.
587
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,399
It was a very close vote, but…
588
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,154
you made it.
589
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,449
You are now officially a full partner
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
590
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,159
-Congratulations.
-Thank you, Paul.
591
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:47,577
I will not let you down.
592
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,791
-Brad, on your knees.
-What?
593
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,668
Denny, must we do this every single time?
594
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,253
My name on the door.
The answer would be "yes."
595
00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,839
On your knees.
596
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,217
(whimsical music playing)
597
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,428
Brad Chase, I hereby dub thee…
598
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,514
Brad Chase.
599
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,140
DENNY: Welcome, partner.
600
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,350
Thank you.
601
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:13,311
Milord?
602
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,112
You wanted to see me, Shirley?
603
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:27,242
Yes, Jerry.
Out of courtesy, I'll be brief.
604
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:30,912
I'm very sorry,
but you won't be making partner.
605
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:36,084
But I've done everything I've been asked.
606
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:40,088
Your work here is considerable.
It's just not enough.
607
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:43,132
Not enough?
608
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:44,509
I… I won't lead you on.
609
00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:47,262
There will be no further opportunities
for a partnership.
610
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:50,932
However, we certainly appreciate
all your hard work.
611
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:52,559
And we welcome you to stay "Of counsel."
612
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,477
The choice is yours.
613
00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,522
Okay.
614
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,651
(somber music playing)
615
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,079
(knock on door)
616
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:14,080
You free for dinner?
617
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:17,083
Because I got a private chef
that makes a mean breakfast in bed.
618
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,376
(chuckles softly)
619
00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:19,919
You see where I'm going with this?
620
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:26,634
A friend of mine just made partner,
so we're gonna celebrate, you know, cake.
621
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,887
-Rain check?
-Sure, sure.
622
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,013
I got nothing but time.
623
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:33,266
Oh, wait, you know, that's not true.
624
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,523
ROBERT:
Mr. Lewiston tried to impress upon me
625
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,775
that I not consume the rest
of my life with anger.
626
00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:48,698
But the truth is, anger can satisfy,
while despair is rather empty.
627
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:50,617
You don't seem very satisfied.
628
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,577
This isn't simply about vengeance,
Mr. Post.
629
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,580
If you were the only one out there
corrupting medical testing,
630
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:59,292
perhaps I'd take your money,
or if not, your apology.
631
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,003
But there are others like you.
632
00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:04,213
Maybe this will send a message.
633
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:09,052
Maybe that will be the final legacy
of my anger.
634
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,975
(ominous music playing)
635
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,228
Guy acts like he's the only one
dying around here.
636
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,521
(chuckles softly)
637
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,275
About that dinner…
638
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:29,822
JERRY: "Not enough."
639
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:38,164
"It's not enough."
Where is my coffee mug?
640
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,293
(all) Surprise!
641
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,213
Oh, no!
(laughs) Look at that!
642
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,756
(Brad laughing)
643
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,466
It's not enough!
644
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:50,593
It's not enough!
645
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,845
It's not enough!
646
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,933
(menacing music playing)
647
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,729
My initials on the briefcase. Nice touch.
648
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:16,369
Jerry.
649
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:21,457
Why don't you come on in?
Have a piece of cake.
650
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,549
-BRAD: Here, I'll get it for you.
-No, I can do it!
651
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,385
Okay.
652
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:40,977
How's that, Shirley?
653
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,396
Is that enough?
654
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:49,944
JERRY: How about that?
655
00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:54,449
Is that enough?
656
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:57,618
Is that…
657
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,495
Look, Hands… I mean, Jerry.
658
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,289
-(screams)
-(employees gasping)
659
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,416
Everybody stand back! I'll kill her!
660
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,626
I swear, I will kill her!
661
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,670
(menacing stinger playing)
662
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,432
I want to be made partner.
663
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:23,686
I'm gonna draw up an agreement,
and you're gonna sign it, Shirley.
664
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,272
It will include a "hold harmless" clause
for this assault.
665
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:27,607
But this is a crime!
666
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:30,359
Hold harmless clauses are for insurance
and real estate. Not for crimes.
667
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,986
Don't say "crime."
We're just talking here.
668
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,321
It certainly won't cover attempted murder.
669
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,823
-Don't say "murder."
-You, substandard first year!
670
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:39,577
Go pull the criminal law treatise
at 22 ALR, 3rd 12-28,
671
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:42,413
reference cases that hold
extreme emotional conditions
672
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:44,373
diminish one's responsibility for a crime.
673
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,291
(yells) You!
674
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:47,752
What do you think you're doing?
675
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:50,171
Going to get one of your guns?
676
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,340
No, why would I do that?
677
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,383
(whispers) The one day
I don't wear my sock holster.
678
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,553
You, substandard partner,
679
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:03,017
get me Rosenberg vs. Kaplan,
273 Mass. 4-11.
680
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,312
The facts of that case can be construed
to uphold an employment contract
681
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,439
even though it's entered
into under duress.
682
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:10,691
(panting) You!
683
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:14,695
(shuddering)
Hot secretary that makes me nervous,
684
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:18,241
get me a copy of the firm's
partnership agreement
685
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:21,160
and prepare to make some changes.
686
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,620
SHIRLEY: Jerry, this is never gonna work.
687
00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:24,163
Pipe down! (breathing heavily)
688
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,291
Don't stand. Go!
689
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,043
(percussive action music playing)
690
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,044
(whispers) Get my guns!
691
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,964
I'm calling the police.
692
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,799
-Which guns should I get?
-No guns!
693
00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:36,217
Just look up the damn cases.
694
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:40,513
"Subsection One: Upon his or her motion,
695
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:43,432
"a named partner
may unilaterally reconsider
696
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:46,144
"the rejection of a senior associate
for partnership."
697
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,311
Did you get all that?
698
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,896
Yes, Jerry.
699
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:50,857
Please type it up.
700
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:52,942
-Clackety-clack!
-(gasps)
701
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,653
(percussive action music playing)
702
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,364
What's going on?
703
00:35:58,447 --> 00:35:59,448
Hands went nuts.
704
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,666
I found the cases you wanted.
They're excellent.
705
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,334
Thank you.
706
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,253
Jerry.
707
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,672
What are you doing?
708
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,217
Taking matters into my own hands.
709
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:22,138
That's right, people, I said "hands."
710
00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:25,433
See, I can be just as funny
as you jokesters.
711
00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,767
Why aren't you all laughing?
712
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,728
Don't do this, Jerry, please.
713
00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:31,272
Stop now before this gets too out of hand…
714
00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,025
control.
715
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,903
I will help you.
716
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,905
Like you did with the partnership?
717
00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:42,658
You don't want to throw away
an entire life's worth of work
718
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,036
over one emotional outburst.
719
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:49,790
I don't want to see the most gifted
legal mind I have ever encountered
720
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,210
rotting in a prison cell.
721
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,215
Now put down the knife, Jerry.
722
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,264
On one condition.
723
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,144
You represent me once I'm arrested.
724
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,232
I can't. That's a conflict of interest.
725
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,441
I don't care.
726
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,193
You know the firm can waive that conflict.
727
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:19,737
And I know that you'll honor that waiver,
because if nothing else,
728
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,197
you're a man of your word.
729
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:27,536
(whispers) Make the deal.
730
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:28,955
I'll represent you.
731
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:31,582
Now hand me the knife.
732
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:39,882
(Jerry sighs)
733
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:47,848
(sighs)
734
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:51,644
(muffled) Oh, everyone!
735
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,772
This is the cake I want for my birthday.
736
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,323
This is really good work.
737
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:11,414
I assume it's clear to you now
why we couldn't make Jerry partner.
738
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,543
I have to be with my client.
739
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:25,303
Well, there's not much to tell, really.
740
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:30,850
We were married for ten years
and in love for, well, probably half that.
741
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,227
Well, it's probably hard loving
a golf bum.
742
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,186
(Denise chuckles)
743
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,522
You wanna know something really awful?
744
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:39,984
When we first got married,
745
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,571
I-I knew deep down that he would
never amount to anything, and…
746
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,615
somehow I was okay with that.
747
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:50,870
So what are your plans now? You, um…
748
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:52,955
dating?
749
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:53,998
Occasionally.
750
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:55,958
Actually…
751
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:58,502
not at all.
752
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,005
Little problem with commitment, huh?
753
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,341
I know the feeling.
754
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,761
I'm, um, not looking for
a long-term relationship either.
755
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:08,888
(laughing)
756
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,309
(mellow music playing)
757
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,791
What I don't understand is
how he got his hands from the cake
758
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,167
to Shirley's neck…
759
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:39,919
so quickly.
760
00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:42,880
You know, Denny, I can't actually talk
about this with you,
761
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,049
now that Jerry's my client.
762
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,426
You aren't really
gonna represent him, are you?
763
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:49,178
I gave him my word.
764
00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:50,971
Oh, please. We're lawyers.
765
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,307
He's a whack job.
766
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:02,108
By the way, did I tell you?
Bev and I are getting married.
767
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:05,945
No!
768
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,283
-I would have remembered that.
-DENNY: Yeah.
769
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:14,829
Well… she's the one.
770
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:20,292
Yes. She seems like the one.
771
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,757
Congratulations, Denny.
772
00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,055
I want to assure you
773
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:37,393
that my impending nuptials
won't change anything between us.
774
00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:40,229
No impact whatsoever.
775
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:45,901
(gasps) I got to go.
776
00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,529
We're registering for flatware.
777
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,948
(mellow music playing)
778
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,221
BRAD: Next on Boston Legal…
779
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,558
FRANK: Mr. Espenson threatened
to kill his boss in her place of business.
780
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,602
Do not start defending him to me, Alan.
781
00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:21,687
I agreed to defend him.
That's why he put down the knife.
782
00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,439
By the way, Your Honor,
I'm… I'm dying.
783
00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:25,566
I object! He's trying to garner sympathy.
784
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:27,860
-I start chemo again tomorrow.
-Denny got engaged.
785
00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,653
-Mazel tov?
-No mazel tov!
786
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:33,073
So you think I'm screwing Denny
for his money and power?
787
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,534
Well, good news. I am.
788
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:37,828
DENNY: Bev is the woman
I've always dreamed of.
789
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:39,788
An angel in the bedroom,
a whore in the kitchen.
790
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,040
I think it's the other way around.
791
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,666
Not last night.
792
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,130
(theme music playing)
793
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,328
OLD WOMAN: You stinkah!
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