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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:14,767 - MILES, WHILE I'M BAKING, 2 00:00:14,767 --> 00:00:17,233 CAN YOU NOT HOVER OVER MY SHOULDER? 3 00:00:17,233 --> 00:00:19,000 LITERALLY? 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,467 - UGH, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 5 00:00:23,467 --> 00:00:24,967 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 6 00:00:24,967 --> 00:00:26,200 - I AGREED TO HELP MILES MAKE COOKIES 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,767 FOR HIS LITTLE CLUB GET-TOGETHER. 8 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:29,400 - [scoffs] EXCUSE ME. 9 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,433 THE GHOSTS AGAINST SCARING ASSOCIATION 10 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:32,867 IS A HUGE DEAL. 11 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,200 WE MEET EVERY MONTH TO DISCUSS WAYS 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,233 TO PROMOTE POSITIVE GHOST MESSAGING. 13 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:41,400 - I MAY HAVE MISLED YOU WITH MY "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" 14 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,833 I JUST WANT A COOKIE. 15 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:44,867 - ALL RIGHT. 16 00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:48,333 THEY SHOULD BE READY IN ABOUT...TEN MINUTES. 17 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:50,367 I JUST HAVE TO SET THE TIMER TO... 18 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:52,567 [oven knocking] 19 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:54,000 NOT THAT. 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,267 - IT'S BROKEN. MOM'S GOING TO FREAK. 21 00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:58,667 DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. 22 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,333 [oven knocking] 23 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:02,400 - WHAT A NIGHTMARE! 24 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,933 - SHE DID IT. 25 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,633 - I CAN'T FIND MY LIPSTICK ANYWHERE. 26 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:09,300 OH, THERE IT IS. 27 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:12,733 THANKS, LITTLE ONES. LOVE YA BUNCHES. 28 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:17,167 - "LOVE YA BUNCHES"? 29 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:18,800 - WHAT WAS THAT? 30 00:01:20,367 --> 00:01:22,067 UH, MOM? 31 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:24,500 I THINK THE OVEN IS BROKEN. 32 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:28,067 - OOH, SOUNDS FUN. 33 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:30,900 DOES MY HAIR LOOK OKAY? I THINK IT LOOKS OKAY. 34 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:32,633 [loud bang] - [screaming] 35 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:36,233 UGH! 36 00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:39,900 MY SNACKS! I CAN'T SERVE THESE NOW! 37 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,600 - ALL RIGHT, I NEED ANSWERS! 38 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:47,100 I ASKED HOW MY HAIR WAS, AND NO ONE'S RESPONDED. 39 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,533 YOU KNOW--OOH! KNOW WHAT? 40 00:01:48,533 --> 00:01:50,267 NO TIME. I'VE GOT, UH... 41 00:01:50,267 --> 00:01:53,367 [clears throat] SOMETHING TO DO. 42 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:56,067 - WAIT A SEC. 43 00:01:56,067 --> 00:02:00,233 ACTING NERVOUS, EASILY DISTRACTED, 44 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:03,233 OVERLY CONCERNED ABOUT HER LOOKS. 45 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:05,067 I THINK MOM IS GOING ON A DATE. 46 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,767 - [laughing] IMPOSSIBLE! 47 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:08,867 - FRANKIE, IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON 48 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:12,133 AND SHE'S NOT WEARING SWEATPANTS. 49 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,133 - MOM'S GOING ON A DATE! 50 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:16,267 - [scoffs] WITH THAT HAIRDO? 51 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:19,700 YIKES. 52 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,433 [spooky rock music] 53 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:25,500 - * IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE * 54 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,200 * YOU'VE GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT * 55 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,867 - * SO IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE * 56 00:02:30,867 --> 00:02:34,067 * YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG SEMI-SCARY FAMILY * 57 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:36,533 - * DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY * 58 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:40,067 * BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS * 59 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:41,100 - * OOH, OOH, OOH 60 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,867 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 61 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:43,967 - * OOH, OOH, OOH 62 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:46,567 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 63 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:49,567 ** 64 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:57,800 * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 65 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,067 - IT'S A CRAZY WORLD OUT THERE. 66 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:02,200 - YOU'RE TELLING ME. 67 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:06,467 - MOM... 68 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:09,533 THIS OVEN REPAIR GUY CAN'T GET OUT HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK. 69 00:03:09,533 --> 00:03:11,467 - AWW, THANK YOU. 70 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:14,067 I GOT IT ON SALE. 40 BUCKS. 71 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,467 - HEY, IF YOU WANT YOUR OVEN REPAIRED, 72 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:19,167 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK MY POPS? 73 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:21,067 - REALLY? RAY, YOU CAN FIX IT? 74 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,400 - MY DAD CAN FIX ANYTHING. 75 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,733 - [laughs] WELL, NOT ANYTHING. 76 00:03:25,733 --> 00:03:28,133 - HE'S JUST BEING MODEST. - THAT'S TRUE. 77 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:30,233 - LAST YEAR ALONE, HE FIXED THE FURNACE, 78 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:31,467 THE VACUUM CLEANER, 79 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:33,700 AND MY TWEEN DREAM VANITY MIRROR. 80 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:38,600 MILES' TWEEN DREAM VANITY MIRROR. 81 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,933 - PRESTON MEN DO KNOW THEIR WAY AROUND A TOOLBOX. 82 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:43,467 - YEAH, THEY DO. THE MAN! 83 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:46,867 - [laughing] LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK. 84 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:48,700 - THANKS, RAY! 85 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,433 PRINCIPAL NELSON? 86 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,333 - MS. HATHAWAY. 87 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,267 - WHAT'S THE FUZZ DOING HERE? 88 00:04:00,267 --> 00:04:01,600 - I DON'T KNOW. 89 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,067 - YOU DON'T THINK HE FOUND OUT 90 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:04,333 I BOOBY-TRAPPED THE WATER FOUNTAIN. 91 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:06,400 OR COATED THE GYM ROPES WITH BUTTER! 92 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,967 OR FILLED THE TROMBONES WITH TACO MEAT! 93 00:04:08,967 --> 00:04:10,500 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 94 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:14,367 - MESS WITH ME AND YOU'LL FIND OUT. 95 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,867 - WHY IS MOM TALKING TO OUR PRINCIPAL? 96 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:19,067 - [laughing] 97 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:20,600 - AND WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING? 98 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,300 MILES! 99 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:24,567 - WHAT'S UP? 100 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:26,067 I'M KINDA BUSY MAKING GHOST T-SHIRTS 101 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:27,333 FOR MY CLUB MEETING. 102 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,600 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I SHOULD OFFER SOMETHING 103 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,100 SINCE I HAVE NO SNACKS. 104 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:35,600 - "STOP SCARING, START CARING"? 105 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,667 - TOO HARSH? 106 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:40,067 - WE NEED YOU TO STRETCH YOUR EAR OVER THERE 107 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,200 AND EAVESDROP ON OUR MOM. 108 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,500 - I GUESS I COULD DO THAT. 109 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,667 JUST AS LONG AS IT'S NOT HAUNTING. 110 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,200 AFTER ALL... 111 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,600 - LESS TALKY, MORE STRETCHY. 112 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,200 - OKAY, LET'S SEE. 113 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,867 HE'S COMPLIMENTING HER A LOT. 114 00:04:57,867 --> 00:04:59,900 NO WAY! - WHAT? 115 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,833 - DID YOU KNOW MICHELLE GOT THAT BLOUSE FOR 40 BUCKS? 116 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:07,333 WHAT A FIND. 117 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:08,767 NOW SHE'S GIGGLING. - [giggling] 118 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:12,300 - NOW HE'S GIGGLING. - [laughs] 119 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,333 - NOW THEY'RE MAKING DINNER PLANS. 120 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,533 I THINK WE SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 121 00:05:19,533 --> 00:05:21,467 TO A RESTAURANT. 122 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:25,300 - NO, MOM IS DATING OUR PRINCIPAL! 123 00:05:26,433 --> 00:05:27,767 - AWW. 124 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:30,200 - NOT "AWW!" EWW! 125 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,500 - EWW? - UH-HUH. 126 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,733 - OHH. 127 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,400 - OKAY, POPS, LET'S SHOW THESE HATHAWAY WOMEN 128 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,067 WHAT A PRESTON MAN CAN DO. 129 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:42,733 [laughs] SO... 130 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,333 WHAT DO WE DO? 131 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:47,067 - WELL, THE FIRST THING WHEN FIXING AN APPLIANCE 132 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:48,500 IS LOOKING THE PART. 133 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,233 [snaps fingers] HA! 134 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,233 CAN'T FORGET MY TOOLS! 135 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:54,433 - WHOA. CHECK OUT THAT DRILL. 136 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:56,767 - OH, YEAH. SHE'S A BEAUT. 137 00:05:56,767 --> 00:06:00,067 THE S-60-320 X... 138 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:01,800 60. 139 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,367 LET'S FIRE THIS BABY UP. 140 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:05,667 [struggling] 141 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:08,700 - MAYBE MOVE THAT SAFETY SWITCH. 142 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,833 - [laughs] [drill whirs] 143 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,333 YOU SEE? I JUST TAUGHT YOU YOUR FIRST LESSON. 144 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:17,333 ALWAYS KEEP YOUR DRILL IN THE SAFETY POSITION. 145 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,933 - YOU ARE THE WISEST MAN I KNOW. 146 00:06:20,933 --> 00:06:22,433 - [laughs] THANK YOU, SON. 147 00:06:22,433 --> 00:06:24,100 YOU KNOW, I BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS... 148 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,333 OH! 149 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:29,733 UH...HA! RIGHT WHERE I WANTED IT. 150 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:32,167 YOU KNOW, OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN. 151 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:34,667 - SO, SHOULD WE OPEN THE OVEN 152 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,367 AND SEE WHERE THE NOISE IS COMING FROM? 153 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:40,533 - NOW YOU SEE, THAT'S WHAT A ROOKIE MIGHT DO. 154 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,067 THE FIRST THING A PRO DOES 155 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:46,367 IS GET THE DIMENSIONS OF WHAT HE'S FIXING. 156 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:47,933 [laughs nervously] 157 00:06:47,933 --> 00:06:50,233 GIMME A SEC. MUST BE JAMMED. 158 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,467 - OW! 159 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:55,267 - SORRY. 160 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:57,367 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 161 00:06:57,367 --> 00:07:00,267 PSHH. THIS LOOKS LIKE A TRICKY JOB. 162 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:03,133 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS AND START YOUR GHOST HOMEWORK. 163 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:04,400 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 164 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,567 I HAVE TO LEARN THESE THINGS 165 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:08,567 IF I WANT TO BE A MAN SOMEDAY. 166 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:09,867 I'LL BE YOUR ASSISTANT. 167 00:07:09,867 --> 00:07:13,067 AND LIKE YOU SAID, I SHOULD LOOK THE PART. 168 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:15,600 [snaps fingers] 169 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,600 NO ONE BETTER TOUCH ME POT OF GOLD. 170 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,100 - MOM AND PRINCIPAL NELSON-- DATING! 171 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,333 - I KNOW! 172 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,700 I MEAN, MOM AND PRINCIPAL NELSON-- 173 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:30,767 DATING! 174 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:33,067 - I KNOW! 175 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:34,467 - IS THIS A GOOD TIME 176 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:37,067 TO RUN SOME ANTI-SCARING SLOGANS BY YOU GUYS? 177 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,533 both: NO! 178 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:39,767 - YOU TWO STILL WORRIED 179 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:41,067 ABOUT MICHELLE AND YOUR PRINCIPAL? 180 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:42,900 IS IT REALLY THAT BAD? 181 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,700 both: UM, YEAH! 182 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,300 - WHAT IF IT GOT SERIOUS AND THEY GOT MARRIED? 183 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,500 - CAN YOU IMAGINE IF PRINCIPAL NELSON 184 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,233 LIVED UNDER OUR ROOF? 185 00:07:52,233 --> 00:07:54,533 HE'D UNCOVER ALL MY SECRETS. 186 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:58,400 WHAT IF HE WAS ABLE TO OPEN MY FOOTLOCKER? 187 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,900 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR FOOTLOCKER? 188 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:06,300 - I GOT THINGS, MAN. BAD THINGS. 189 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,867 IF HE LIVED HERE, IT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE. 190 00:08:09,867 --> 00:08:12,933 [harp flourish] 191 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:14,833 HELLO? 192 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,133 ANYONE HERE? 193 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:17,367 [upbeat music] 194 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:21,300 - FRANKIE HATHAWAY, COME ON DOWN! 195 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:27,133 YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON "WHEEL OF PUNISHMENT"! 196 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:29,067 - WHAT IS HAPPENING? 197 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:32,067 - I KNOW ABOUT THE GYM ROPES AND YOUR FOOTLOCKER. 198 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:35,633 AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PAY! 199 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:38,200 MICHELLE, ARE YOU READY TO SPIN THAT WHEEL? 200 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,367 - I SURE AM, BOB. 201 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,267 - MOM? 202 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:43,600 - ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES. 203 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,967 WHERE IT STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS. 204 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,467 TRASH DUTY, GROUNDING, 205 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:50,133 MILITARY SCHOOL? 206 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:51,367 - NOOO! 207 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:53,267 - [laughing] 208 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,600 [harp flourish] 209 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,167 - THAT COULD SO HAPPEN. 210 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,500 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 211 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,767 NO ONE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS 212 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:01,300 WITH THE DAUGHTER OF THE PRINCIPAL. 213 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,433 I'D BE A COMPLETE SOCIAL OUTCAST! 214 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:05,467 [harp flourish] 215 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:06,900 [wind howling] 216 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:09,067 WOULD YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME? 217 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:12,800 HI, WOULD YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME? 218 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,133 WOULD YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME? 219 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:16,100 - WITH THE PRINCIPAL'S DAUGHTER? 220 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:19,067 [cackling] 221 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:22,533 - HEY, TAYLOR, YOU CAN GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME... 222 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:23,533 AS A CHAPERONE. 223 00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:24,800 IT'LL BE FUN. 224 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,200 WE CAN BUST TROUBLEMAKERS TOGETHER. 225 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,667 [surf rock music] 226 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:32,233 * 'CAUSE WHEN YOU SNEAK OUT OF SCHOOL * 227 00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:34,567 * OR YOU BREAK THE GOLDEN RULE, THAT'S DETENTION * 228 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:35,933 SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT. 229 00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:37,333 * AND WHEN YOU SNEAK OUT OF CLASS * 230 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,533 * OR GET CAUGHT WITHOUT A PASS * 231 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,233 * THAT'S DETENTION * 232 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:42,267 SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT. 233 00:09:42,267 --> 00:09:43,900 - MOM? 234 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,567 NOOO! 235 00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:48,267 [harp flourish] 236 00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:50,767 THAT COULD SO HAPPEN. 237 00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:53,567 - ALL I KNOW IS WE HAVE TO BREAK THEM UP. 238 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,067 I'M GONNA CALL MY SNAKE GUY. 239 00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:57,900 - YOU HAVE A SNAKE GUY? 240 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,433 - YOU DON'T? 241 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,700 - YEAH, LET'S CALL THAT OPTION TWO. 242 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,533 NO OFFENSE, BUT THIS INVOLVES DATING, 243 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:06,867 AND THAT'S KINDA MY AREA OF EXPERTISE. 244 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,833 - 'CAUSE YOU WENT ON ONE? 245 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,667 - YES. 246 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,733 - GUYS, WHAT ABOUT TAKING THE HONEST APPROACH? 247 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:16,467 GO TALK TO MICHELLE AND TELL HER 248 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,233 HOW YOU'RE REALLY FEELING. 249 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:21,033 [both laughing] 250 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,033 - [as Miles] "HOW ABOUT THE HONEST APPROACH?" 251 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,367 - [as Miles] "TELL HER HOW YOU'RE REALLY FEELING." 252 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,767 - TEASING ISN'T PLEASING! 253 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:32,867 OOH, THAT'S SO GONNA BE A T-SHIRT. 254 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,600 - AND... 255 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,067 DONE! WHOO! 256 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:39,600 I TOLD YOU I'D GET THE DIGITAL CLOCK 257 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,033 TO TELL THE RIGHT TIME AGAIN. 258 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:45,067 - YAY. 259 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:48,267 SO, DAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD OPEN THE OVEN 260 00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,333 AND SEE WHERE THE NOISE IS COMING FROM. 261 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:53,600 - [sighs] OKAY. FINE. 262 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,533 HAND ME THE GRIPPY THINGY. 263 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:59,167 - YOU MEAN THE WRENCH? 264 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,800 - UH, YEAH. 265 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,933 I WASN'T SURE YOU KNEW THE TECHNICAL NAME FOR IT. 266 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,300 [cat meows] 267 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,733 - HEY, CAT, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING UP THERE 268 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,200 RIGHT NOW IF I WERE YOU. 269 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,733 [oven knocking] 270 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:13,200 [cat screeches] - OWW! 271 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,433 SERIOUSLY? 272 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,200 [cat meows] 273 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,700 - AND THAT, SON, IS HOW YOU REMOVE AN OVEN DOOR. 274 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:23,967 - SO I THINK I FOUND A WAY 275 00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,467 TO BREAK UP MOM AND PRINCIPAL NELSON 276 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:28,967 THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SNAKES. 277 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,400 - CHECK OUT THE POSTER I MADE FOR MY MEETING TONIGHT. 278 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,967 "UNCLE MILES WANTS YOU... 279 00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,900 NOT TO BOO!" 280 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,233 - SO I THINK I FOUND A WAY TO BREAK UP MOM 281 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,933 AND PRINCIPAL NELSON THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SNAKES. 282 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:45,967 WE NEED TO SHOW MOM THERE ARE BETTER FISH IN THE SEA. 283 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:49,067 AND THERE HE IS. 284 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,567 - RUSTY, OUR SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD? 285 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:56,367 - I DIDN'T HAVE A TON OF OPTIONS. 286 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,800 - TAYLOR, I'M GOING OUT FOR A BIT, 287 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,600 SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE, OKAY? - MOM, WAIT! 288 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,467 YOU REMEMBER RUSTY... 289 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,967 FROM THE BUSY INTERSECTION. 290 00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,600 - IS THIS HER? 291 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,067 - YES, RUSTY. THIS IS MY MOTHER. 292 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,300 - OH. HMM. 293 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,333 - WELL, SHE'S NOT A BLONDE. 294 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,067 I'M OUTTA HERE. 295 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,467 - GIRLS, I... 296 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:23,233 DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS, BUT I'M IN A HURRY. 297 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,067 - BIG DINNER PLANS? 298 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,133 - ACTUALLY, I'M HAVING DINNER WITH BOB NELSON, 299 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,300 YOUR PRINCIPAL. 300 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,433 - [gasps] I AM SHOCKED BY THIS NEW INFORMATION. 301 00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,133 - WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU YET BECAUSE... 302 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,967 THERE'S A CHANCE HE MAY ASK ME SOMETHING TONIGHT 303 00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,933 THAT COULD LEAD TO AN EXCITING NEW ADVENTURE. 304 00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,367 BUT UNTIL IT'S OFFICIAL-- WHOOP! 305 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,600 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH. 306 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,900 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER! 307 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,067 - OUR NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE. 308 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,600 NELSON'S GONNA PROPOSE TO MOM! 309 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,067 - I THINK THE TIME HAS COME 310 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,467 TO FINALLY TAKE SOMEONE'S ADVICE. 311 00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:54,700 - YOU'RE RIGHT, MILES. 312 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,833 FRANKIE, CALL YOUR SNAKE GUY. 313 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:59,067 THIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IS NOT HAPPENING. 314 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:01,233 - OKAY. 315 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:02,567 - [exhales] 316 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:10,067 - HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE? 317 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,567 - HOW RELAXING IS THE KOI POND? 318 00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:15,400 FISH ARE SUCH MAGICAL CREATURES. 319 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,867 I'LL HAVE THE BAKED SALMON. 320 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,200 - I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE TO GO SOMEWHERE SPECIAL, 321 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,133 IN CASE WE HAVE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE. 322 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,967 - WELL, I LIKE IT. [laughing] 323 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,933 - MAY I HELP YOU? - KONICHIWA. 324 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,733 I'M PATRICIA APPLEBEE, 325 00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:33,600 A GROWN WOMAN WHO ENJOYS FINE DINING. 326 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,400 - TERRIFIC. RIGHT THIS WAY. 327 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,100 - [laughing] 328 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:49,200 - SILLY FOOL. HE NEVER SUSPECTED A THING. 329 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,733 - LOOK, THERE THEY ARE. 330 00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:52,067 NO SIGN OF A RING. 331 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,967 YOU READY TO STOP A WEDDING PROPOSAL? 332 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,700 - JUST PUT THESE SNAKES UNDER HER TABLE, 333 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,767 AND THIS DATE IS OVER. 334 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,767 - NOW, BECAUSE OF ME, 335 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,067 THEY INSTALLED AN EXTRA GUARD RAIL 336 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,833 AT THE MONKEY CAGES! 337 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,267 - [laughing] 338 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,067 THAT IS A GREAT STORY. YOU ARE FUNNY. 339 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,367 - OH, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN YEARS. 340 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,433 - WELL... 341 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,467 - COME ON! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 342 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,400 RELEASE THE SERPENTS. 343 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,867 - LOOK AT HER LAUGHING. 344 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,300 SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY. 345 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,900 ARE WE SURE WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING? 346 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,233 - I KNEW YOU'D GO SOFT ON ME. 347 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:33,233 HERE. 348 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,800 HOLD MY BINKY. 349 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:41,267 - I LOVED NEW YORK, 350 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:42,900 BUT MY FAMILY NEEDED A FRESH START. 351 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,767 IT WAS TOUGH AT FIRST, 352 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,567 BUT IT WAS THE BEST THING FOR MY GIRLS. 353 00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:49,467 THEY'RE MY BABIES. - MM. 354 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:53,133 - UGH! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SUCH A GOOD MOM? 355 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,067 - FACE IT. AT THE END OF THE DAY, 356 00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,667 WE BOTH WANT MOM TO BE HAPPY. 357 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,767 AND IF IT'S WITH OUR... 358 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,333 [shudders] PRINCIPAL, SO BE IT. 359 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,133 COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 360 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,933 - YOU KNOW, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, 361 00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:10,967 WE'RE VERY CARING PEOPLE. 362 00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:14,067 - UH, FRANKIE? - HMM? 363 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,600 - WHERE'D YOUR SNAKES GO? 364 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,867 - UMM... 365 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,833 [snakes hissing] - [screaming] 366 00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:28,067 FOUND 'EM! 367 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:34,733 [banging] - FIT, YOU STUPID PIPE! FIT! 368 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,100 - HELLO, KIND SIR. 369 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,967 'TIS I, BEN FRANKLIN, 370 00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:43,867 INVENTOR OF THE OVEN AND LIGHTNING. 371 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,267 - LOUIE... 372 00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:48,267 - AND AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, 373 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:51,800 I DECLARE THIS OVEN UNFIXABLE. 374 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,067 PLEASE STOP WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME 375 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,600 AND JUST BUY A NEW ONE. 376 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,067 LATER, DAD. 377 00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,833 HEY, POPS. HA. 378 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,067 ANY COOL VISITORS DROP BY? 379 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,667 - LOUIE, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 380 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,367 NO ONE'S BUYING A NEW OVEN. 381 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:12,467 IT'S JUST THIS LINE. IT NEEDS TIGHTENING. 382 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,867 [banging] 383 00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,067 [boom] 384 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,833 [water splashing] 385 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:23,267 WHAT'D YOU DO? 386 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,367 - WELCOME, FRIENDS. 387 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,367 I MUST SAY, THIS IS THE BIGGEST TURNOUT 388 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,933 WE'VE EVER HAD IN CLUB HISTORY. 389 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,300 WHOO-HOO! 390 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,100 - WHO DOESN'T PUT OUT SNACKS? 391 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,100 SOME OLIVES, MIXED NUTS? 392 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,333 HOW HARD IS IT TO WHIP UP A FEW CHEESE PUFFS? 393 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,067 - SNACKS ASIDE, THE REASON WE'RE HERE 394 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,933 IS OUR COMMITMENT TO NOT SCARING. 395 00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:48,333 JUST TODAY, I WAS ASKED TO HAUNT. 396 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:52,933 - YOU CUT UP AN APPLE AND PUT IT ON A PLATE! 397 00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,933 - THE FAMILY I LIVE WITH WANTED TO KEEP A MAN 398 00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,767 FROM PROPOSING TO THEIR MOM. 399 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,533 BUT I DID THE RIGHT THING: NOTHING. 400 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,700 - SO WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO LIVE ONCE THEY'RE ENGAGED? 401 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,233 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED. 402 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,500 THEY'LL PROBABLY MOVE INTO A NEW HOUSE. 403 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,100 - NOBODY IS MOVING. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MOVING? 404 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,567 WE'RE A FAMILY! 405 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,600 - RELAX, MAN. 406 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,267 YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT CALM YOU DOWN? 407 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,267 A SNACK. 408 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,300 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 409 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,167 - OH, NO. WHAT HAVE I DONE? 410 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:24,100 I HAVE TO GET MY HAUNT ON! MEETING OVER! 411 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,633 - WORST HOST EVER. 412 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:32,933 - MONGO? GOOD LITTLE SNAKEY. 413 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:34,767 COME TO MAMA. 414 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:38,300 - FRANKIE, WE'RE UNDERCOVER. KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 415 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,067 - OKAY. 416 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,333 - AAH! 417 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,067 - SORRY I'M LATE, BUT DON'T WORRY. 418 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,633 I'M NOT GOING TO LET THIS PRINCIPAL CLOWN 419 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,400 TAKE YOU AWAY FROM US. 420 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,533 - MILES, STAND DOWN. WE'RE NOT-- 421 00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:52,500 - SO ANYWAY, I THINK YOU KNOW WHY I ASKED YOU HERE. 422 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:56,067 - YO! BOB-O! 423 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,733 PARK IT IN NEUTRAL, BIG GUY. 424 00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:59,133 - EXCUSE ME? 425 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,733 - SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE YOU START 426 00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,433 ASKING QUESTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. 427 00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,600 - O-KAY. 428 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,100 - FIRST OFF, YOU KNOW WHAT MY NICKNAME IS? 429 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,533 MOUSTACHE MICHELLE. 430 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,800 I HAVE TO SHAVE MY FACE FIVE TIMES A DAY. 431 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,200 - THAT'S A LOT. 432 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,067 - IN FACT, I FEEL A LITTLE STUBBLE 433 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,400 POPPING OUT RIGHT NOW. 434 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,933 SO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, GOTTA LATHER UP. 435 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:26,867 - MICHELLE, DO YOU NEED SOME FRESH AIR? 436 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,133 - NO, I JUST NEED A RAZOR. 437 00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:32,400 HEY, YO-YO MA! 438 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,167 HELP A LADY OUT! 439 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:40,233 MM. SMOOTH. 440 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:42,233 - WHAT'S THAT ON THE GROUND? [snake hissing] 441 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,767 - [screams] SNAKE! 442 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,567 [screams] 443 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,300 - IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME... 444 00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:01,800 - NO NEED TO THANK ME. 445 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,300 UNLESS YOU INSIST. 446 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,500 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 447 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,867 ARE YOU THREE BEHIND... THIS? 448 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,500 - WE DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO. 449 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,200 WE COULDN'T SIT BACK AND LET NELSON MARRY YOU. 450 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,733 - YOU THINK PRINCIPAL NELSON AND I ARE DATING? 451 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,200 - MOM, WE KNOW. 452 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,067 WE SAW THE GIGGLING, THE PRIMPING, 453 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,900 THE NOT-WEARING SWEATPANTS. 454 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,600 AT FIRST, WE FREAKED, 455 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,100 BUT THEN WE SAW HOW HAPPY HE MAKES YOU. 456 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,800 - SO IF YOU WANT TO MARRY HIM, WE SUPPORT YOU. 457 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,300 - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, PRINCIPAL NELSON AND I 458 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,500 ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. 459 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,067 WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING. - WHAT? 460 00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,800 - 'SCUSE ME? - HUH? 461 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,467 - HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET ME TO CATER 462 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,467 ALL THE PTA LUNCHEONS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. 463 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,533 WE'VE BEEN NEGOTIATING A PRICE. 464 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,067 - BUT YOU SAID THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING 465 00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,233 OF AN EXCITING NEW ADVENTURE. 466 00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,767 - MM-HMM, BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO USE THE MONEY 467 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:51,567 TO PAY FOR THAT SKI TRIP YOU'VE BOTH BEEN DYING TO GO ON. 468 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,833 MM. 469 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,167 - I JUST HAUNTED... 470 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,167 ON NATIONAL ANTI-HAUNTING DAY... 471 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,333 FOR NOTHING? 472 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,233 - YOU KIDS SHOULD HAVE JUST USED THE HONEST APPROACH-- 473 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,733 COME AND TALK TO ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. 474 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,100 - YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM. 475 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,533 - IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD US. 476 00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:10,200 - WHAT? THAT WAS MY ADVICE. 477 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,467 I SAID THAT! 478 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:13,167 - WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER 479 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:15,567 YOU COVERED MY FACE WITH SOUR CREAM? 480 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,167 - BEFORE. 481 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,700 - SO ABOUT THAT SKI TRIP... [snake hissing] 482 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:24,067 - [screams] SNAKE! 483 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:32,567 - YEAH, YOU'RE NOT GOING SKIING. 484 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,200 - POPS, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 485 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,533 - UH, CAN THIS WAIT? I'M JUST ABOUT DONE IN THERE. 486 00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:40,133 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL DAY. 487 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,333 I'M NOT SURE YOU ARE. 488 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,467 IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 489 00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,733 - WHAT? WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 490 00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,067 THE OVEN IS FIXED. 491 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,467 I'M THE MAN, RIGHT? 492 00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,533 OKAY, GOOD TALK. GET LOST, GO PLAY. 493 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:55,433 - OKAY, MRS. HATHAWAY, YOUR NEW OVEN IS INSTALLED! 494 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,100 - [as Michelle] OKAY, THANK YOU! 495 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,067 MONEY'S ON THE COUNTER! 496 00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:00,533 - YOU BOUGHT A NEW OVEN? 497 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:04,300 BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU COULD FIX ANYTHING. 498 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,600 - [sighs] FINE. 499 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,200 THE TRUTH IS... 500 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,167 EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT I FIXED BEFORE, 501 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,067 I JUST REPLACED. 502 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,600 I BARELY KNOW A SCREWDRIVER FROM A... 503 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,767 FROM A... 504 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,700 - IT'S CALLED A HAMMER. 505 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,167 - THAT'S IT. 506 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,067 I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU, SON. 507 00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:24,267 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN. 508 00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:28,067 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS AWESOME! 509 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,633 - HUH? 510 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,233 - I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE IN OUR FAMILY WHO MESSES UP. 511 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,767 EVERY TIME I TURN MYSELF INTO A LEPRECHAUN 512 00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:37,633 OR A PIECE OF STRING CHEESE, IT'S HUMILIATING. 513 00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:39,833 BUT NOW THAT I KNOW YOU'RE A COMPLETE DISASTER 514 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,367 AT FIXING STUFF, 515 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,800 I FEEL LIKE IT'S OKAY THAT I'M NOT PERFECT. 516 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,767 DAD, YOU'RE THE MAN! 517 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:49,867 - REALLY? 518 00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:51,233 THANK YOU, SON. 519 00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:53,733 I AM THE MAN. 520 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:54,833 [door opens] 521 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,967 - FORGOT YOUR RECEIPT. 522 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,767 - [as Michelle] OKEYDOKEY! TOODLE-OO! 523 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,067 UH... 524 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:04,333 JUST FORGET THAT LAST PART. 525 00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:08,167 - DOES THIS PLACE HAVE AN EXIT? 35635

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