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- MILES, WHILE I'M BAKING,
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CAN YOU NOT HOVER
OVER MY SHOULDER?
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LITERALLY?
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- UGH, YOU SOUND
JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
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- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- I AGREED TO HELP MILES
MAKE COOKIES
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FOR HIS LITTLE CLUB
GET-TOGETHER.
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- [scoffs]
EXCUSE ME.
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THE GHOSTS AGAINST SCARING
ASSOCIATION
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IS A HUGE DEAL.
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WE MEET EVERY MONTH
TO DISCUSS WAYS
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TO PROMOTE POSITIVE
GHOST MESSAGING.
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- I MAY HAVE MISLED YOU WITH MY
"HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?"
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I JUST WANT A COOKIE.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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THEY SHOULD BE READY
IN ABOUT...TEN MINUTES.
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I JUST HAVE
TO SET THE TIMER TO...
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[oven knocking]
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NOT THAT.
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- IT'S BROKEN.
MOM'S GOING TO FREAK.
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DON'T WORRY,
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
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[oven knocking]
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- WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
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- SHE DID IT.
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- I CAN'T FIND
MY LIPSTICK ANYWHERE.
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OH, THERE IT IS.
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THANKS, LITTLE ONES.
LOVE YA BUNCHES.
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- "LOVE YA BUNCHES"?
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
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UH, MOM?
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I THINK THE OVEN IS BROKEN.
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- OOH, SOUNDS FUN.
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DOES MY HAIR LOOK OKAY?
I THINK IT LOOKS OKAY.
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[loud bang]
- [screaming]
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UGH!
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MY SNACKS!
I CAN'T SERVE THESE NOW!
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- ALL RIGHT,
I NEED ANSWERS!
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I ASKED HOW MY HAIR WAS,
AND NO ONE'S RESPONDED.
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YOU KNOW--OOH!
KNOW WHAT?
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NO TIME.
I'VE GOT, UH...
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[clears throat]
SOMETHING TO DO.
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- WAIT A SEC.
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ACTING NERVOUS,
EASILY DISTRACTED,
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OVERLY CONCERNED
ABOUT HER LOOKS.
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I THINK MOM
IS GOING ON A DATE.
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- [laughing]
IMPOSSIBLE!
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- FRANKIE,
IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON
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AND SHE'S
NOT WEARING SWEATPANTS.
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- MOM'S GOING ON A DATE!
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- [scoffs]
WITH THAT HAIRDO?
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YIKES.
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[spooky rock music]
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- * IF YOU MOVE
INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE *
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* YOU'VE GOTTA TRY
TO WORK THINGS OUT *
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- * SO IF YOU'RE LIVING
WITH A GHOST OR THREE *
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* YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG
SEMI-SCARY FAMILY *
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- * DON'T KNOW HOW
WE ENDED UP THIS WAY *
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* BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US
THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS *
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- * OOH, OOH, OOH
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- * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS
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- * OOH, OOH, OOH
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- * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS
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**
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* THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS
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- IT'S A CRAZY WORLD
OUT THERE.
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- YOU'RE TELLING ME.
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- MOM...
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THIS OVEN REPAIR GUY CAN'T
GET OUT HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
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- AWW, THANK YOU.
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I GOT IT ON SALE.
40 BUCKS.
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- HEY, IF YOU WANT
YOUR OVEN REPAIRED,
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST ASK MY POPS?
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- REALLY?
RAY, YOU CAN FIX IT?
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- MY DAD CAN FIX ANYTHING.
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- [laughs]
WELL, NOT ANYTHING.
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- HE'S JUST BEING MODEST.
- THAT'S TRUE.
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- LAST YEAR ALONE,
HE FIXED THE FURNACE,
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THE VACUUM CLEANER,
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AND MY TWEEN DREAM
VANITY MIRROR.
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MILES' TWEEN DREAM
VANITY MIRROR.
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- PRESTON MEN DO KNOW
THEIR WAY AROUND A TOOLBOX.
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- YEAH, THEY DO.
THE MAN!
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- [laughing]
LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK.
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- THANKS, RAY!
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PRINCIPAL NELSON?
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- MS. HATHAWAY.
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- WHAT'S THE FUZZ DOING HERE?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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- YOU DON'T THINK
HE FOUND OUT
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I BOOBY-TRAPPED
THE WATER FOUNTAIN.
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OR COATED THE GYM ROPES
WITH BUTTER!
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OR FILLED THE TROMBONES
WITH TACO MEAT!
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- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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- MESS WITH ME
AND YOU'LL FIND OUT.
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- WHY IS MOM TALKING
TO OUR PRINCIPAL?
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- [laughing]
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- AND WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING?
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MILES!
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- WHAT'S UP?
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I'M KINDA BUSY
MAKING GHOST T-SHIRTS
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FOR MY CLUB MEETING.
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YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
I SHOULD OFFER SOMETHING
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SINCE I HAVE NO SNACKS.
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- "STOP SCARING,
START CARING"?
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- TOO HARSH?
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- WE NEED YOU TO STRETCH
YOUR EAR OVER THERE
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AND EAVESDROP ON OUR MOM.
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- I GUESS I COULD DO THAT.
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JUST AS LONG
AS IT'S NOT HAUNTING.
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AFTER ALL...
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- LESS TALKY, MORE STRETCHY.
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- OKAY, LET'S SEE.
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HE'S COMPLIMENTING HER
A LOT.
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NO WAY!
- WHAT?
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- DID YOU KNOW MICHELLE
GOT THAT BLOUSE FOR 40 BUCKS?
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WHAT A FIND.
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NOW SHE'S GIGGLING.
- [giggling]
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- NOW HE'S GIGGLING.
- [laughs]
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- NOW THEY'RE
MAKING DINNER PLANS.
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I THINK WE SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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TO A RESTAURANT.
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- NO, MOM IS DATING
OUR PRINCIPAL!
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- AWW.
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- NOT "AWW!"
EWW!
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- EWW?
- UH-HUH.
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- OHH.
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- OKAY, POPS, LET'S SHOW
THESE HATHAWAY WOMEN
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WHAT A PRESTON MAN CAN DO.
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[laughs]
SO...
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WHAT DO WE DO?
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- WELL, THE FIRST THING
WHEN FIXING AN APPLIANCE
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IS LOOKING THE PART.
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[snaps fingers]
HA!
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CAN'T FORGET MY TOOLS!
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- WHOA.
CHECK OUT THAT DRILL.
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- OH, YEAH.
SHE'S A BEAUT.
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THE S-60-320 X...
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60.
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LET'S FIRE THIS BABY UP.
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[struggling]
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- MAYBE MOVE
THAT SAFETY SWITCH.
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- [laughs]
[drill whirs]
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YOU SEE? I JUST TAUGHT YOU
YOUR FIRST LESSON.
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ALWAYS KEEP YOUR DRILL
IN THE SAFETY POSITION.
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- YOU ARE THE WISEST MAN
I KNOW.
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- [laughs]
THANK YOU, SON.
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YOU KNOW, I BEEN
DOING THIS SINCE I WAS...
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OH!
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UH...HA!
RIGHT WHERE I WANTED IT.
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YOU KNOW, OUT OF THE REACH
OF CHILDREN.
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- SO, SHOULD WE
OPEN THE OVEN
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AND SEE WHERE THE NOISE
IS COMING FROM?
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- NOW YOU SEE,
THAT'S WHAT A ROOKIE MIGHT DO.
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THE FIRST THING A PRO DOES
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IS GET THE DIMENSIONS
OF WHAT HE'S FIXING.
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[laughs nervously]
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GIMME A SEC.
MUST BE JAMMED.
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- OW!
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- SORRY.
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UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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PSHH. THIS LOOKS
LIKE A TRICKY JOB.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS
AND START YOUR GHOST HOMEWORK.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I HAVE TO LEARN THESE THINGS
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IF I WANT
TO BE A MAN SOMEDAY.
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I'LL BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
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AND LIKE YOU SAID,
I SHOULD LOOK THE PART.
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[snaps fingers]
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NO ONE BETTER TOUCH
ME POT OF GOLD.
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- MOM AND PRINCIPAL NELSON--
DATING!
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- I KNOW!
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I MEAN, MOM
AND PRINCIPAL NELSON--
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DATING!
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- I KNOW!
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- IS THIS A GOOD TIME
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TO RUN SOME ANTI-SCARING
SLOGANS BY YOU GUYS?
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both: NO!
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- YOU TWO STILL WORRIED
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ABOUT MICHELLE
AND YOUR PRINCIPAL?
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IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?
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both: UM, YEAH!
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- WHAT IF IT GOT SERIOUS
AND THEY GOT MARRIED?
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- CAN YOU IMAGINE
IF PRINCIPAL NELSON
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LIVED UNDER OUR ROOF?
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HE'D UNCOVER ALL MY SECRETS.
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WHAT IF HE WAS ABLE
TO OPEN MY FOOTLOCKER?
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- WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN YOUR FOOTLOCKER?
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- I GOT THINGS, MAN.
BAD THINGS.
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IF HE LIVED HERE,
IT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE.
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[harp flourish]
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HELLO?
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ANYONE HERE?
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[upbeat music]
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- FRANKIE HATHAWAY,
COME ON DOWN!
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YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT
ON "WHEEL OF PUNISHMENT"!
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- WHAT IS HAPPENING?
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- I KNOW ABOUT THE GYM ROPES
AND YOUR FOOTLOCKER.
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AND NOW,
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PAY!
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MICHELLE, ARE YOU READY
TO SPIN THAT WHEEL?
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- I SURE AM, BOB.
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- MOM?
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- ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES.
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WHERE IT STOPS,
NOBODY KNOWS.
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TRASH DUTY, GROUNDING,
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MILITARY SCHOOL?
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- NOOO!
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- [laughing]
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[harp flourish]
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- THAT COULD SO HAPPEN.
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- WHAT ABOUT ME?
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NO ONE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS
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WITH THE DAUGHTER
OF THE PRINCIPAL.
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I'D BE A COMPLETE
SOCIAL OUTCAST!
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[harp flourish]
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[wind howling]
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WOULD YOU GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME?
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HI, WOULD YOU
GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME?
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WOULD YOU GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME?
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- WITH THE PRINCIPAL'S
DAUGHTER?
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[cackling]
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- HEY, TAYLOR, YOU CAN
GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME...
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AS A CHAPERONE.
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IT'LL BE FUN.
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WE CAN BUST TROUBLEMAKERS
TOGETHER.
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[surf rock music]
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* 'CAUSE WHEN YOU
SNEAK OUT OF SCHOOL *
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* OR YOU BREAK THE GOLDEN RULE,
THAT'S DETENTION *
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SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT.
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* AND WHEN YOU
SNEAK OUT OF CLASS *
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* OR GET CAUGHT
WITHOUT A PASS *
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* THAT'S DETENTION *
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SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT.
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- MOM?
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NOOO!
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[harp flourish]
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THAT COULD SO HAPPEN.
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- ALL I KNOW IS WE
HAVE TO BREAK THEM UP.
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I'M GONNA CALL MY SNAKE GUY.
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- YOU HAVE A SNAKE GUY?
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- YOU DON'T?
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- YEAH, LET'S
CALL THAT OPTION TWO.
242
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,533
NO OFFENSE,
BUT THIS INVOLVES DATING,
243
00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:06,867
AND THAT'S KINDA
MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.
244
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,833
- 'CAUSE YOU WENT ON ONE?
245
00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,667
- YES.
246
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,733
- GUYS, WHAT ABOUT
TAKING THE HONEST APPROACH?
247
00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:16,467
GO TALK TO MICHELLE
AND TELL HER
248
00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,233
HOW YOU'RE REALLY FEELING.
249
00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:21,033
[both laughing]
250
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,033
- [as Miles] "HOW ABOUT
THE HONEST APPROACH?"
251
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,367
- [as Miles] "TELL HER
HOW YOU'RE REALLY FEELING."
252
00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,767
- TEASING ISN'T PLEASING!
253
00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:32,867
OOH, THAT'S
SO GONNA BE A T-SHIRT.
254
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,600
- AND...
255
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,067
DONE!
WHOO!
256
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:39,600
I TOLD YOU
I'D GET THE DIGITAL CLOCK
257
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,033
TO TELL
THE RIGHT TIME AGAIN.
258
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:45,067
- YAY.
259
00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:48,267
SO, DAD, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD OPEN THE OVEN
260
00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,333
AND SEE WHERE THE NOISE
IS COMING FROM.
261
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:53,600
- [sighs]
OKAY. FINE.
262
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,533
HAND ME THE GRIPPY THINGY.
263
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:59,167
- YOU MEAN THE WRENCH?
264
00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,800
- UH, YEAH.
265
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,933
I WASN'T SURE YOU KNEW
THE TECHNICAL NAME FOR IT.
266
00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,300
[cat meows]
267
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,733
- HEY, CAT, I WOULDN'T
BE SITTING UP THERE
268
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,200
RIGHT NOW IF I WERE YOU.
269
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,733
[oven knocking]
270
00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:13,200
[cat screeches]
- OWW!
271
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,433
SERIOUSLY?
272
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,200
[cat meows]
273
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,700
- AND THAT, SON, IS HOW
YOU REMOVE AN OVEN DOOR.
274
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:23,967
- SO I THINK I FOUND A WAY
275
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,467
TO BREAK UP
MOM AND PRINCIPAL NELSON
276
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:28,967
THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SNAKES.
277
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,400
- CHECK OUT THE POSTER I MADE
FOR MY MEETING TONIGHT.
278
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,967
"UNCLE MILES WANTS YOU...
279
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,900
NOT TO BOO!"
280
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,233
- SO I THINK I FOUND A WAY
TO BREAK UP MOM
281
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,933
AND PRINCIPAL NELSON
THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SNAKES.
282
00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:45,967
WE NEED TO SHOW MOM THERE
ARE BETTER FISH IN THE SEA.
283
00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:49,067
AND THERE HE IS.
284
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,567
- RUSTY,
OUR SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD?
285
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:56,367
- I DIDN'T HAVE
A TON OF OPTIONS.
286
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,800
- TAYLOR, I'M GOING OUT
FOR A BIT,
287
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,600
SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE, OKAY?
- MOM, WAIT!
288
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,467
YOU REMEMBER RUSTY...
289
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,967
FROM THE BUSY INTERSECTION.
290
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,600
- IS THIS HER?
291
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,067
- YES, RUSTY.
THIS IS MY MOTHER.
292
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,300
- OH. HMM.
293
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,333
- WELL, SHE'S NOT A BLONDE.
294
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,067
I'M OUTTA HERE.
295
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,467
- GIRLS, I...
296
00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:23,233
DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS,
BUT I'M IN A HURRY.
297
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,067
- BIG DINNER PLANS?
298
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,133
- ACTUALLY, I'M HAVING DINNER
WITH BOB NELSON,
299
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,300
YOUR PRINCIPAL.
300
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,433
- [gasps] I AM SHOCKED
BY THIS NEW INFORMATION.
301
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,133
- WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
TO TELL YOU YET BECAUSE...
302
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,967
THERE'S A CHANCE HE MAY
ASK ME SOMETHING TONIGHT
303
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,933
THAT COULD LEAD
TO AN EXCITING NEW ADVENTURE.
304
00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,367
BUT UNTIL IT'S OFFICIAL--
WHOOP!
305
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,600
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH.
306
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,900
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER!
307
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,067
- OUR NIGHTMARE
IS COMING TRUE.
308
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,600
NELSON'S
GONNA PROPOSE TO MOM!
309
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,067
- I THINK THE TIME HAS COME
310
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,467
TO FINALLY
TAKE SOMEONE'S ADVICE.
311
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:54,700
- YOU'RE RIGHT, MILES.
312
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,833
FRANKIE,
CALL YOUR SNAKE GUY.
313
00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:59,067
THIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
IS NOT HAPPENING.
314
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:01,233
- OKAY.
315
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:02,567
- [exhales]
316
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:10,067
- HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
317
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,567
- HOW RELAXING
IS THE KOI POND?
318
00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:15,400
FISH ARE SUCH
MAGICAL CREATURES.
319
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,867
I'LL HAVE THE BAKED SALMON.
320
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,200
- I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE
TO GO SOMEWHERE SPECIAL,
321
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,133
IN CASE WE HAVE SOMETHING
TO CELEBRATE.
322
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,967
- WELL, I LIKE IT.
[laughing]
323
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,933
- MAY I HELP YOU?
- KONICHIWA.
324
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,733
I'M PATRICIA APPLEBEE,
325
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:33,600
A GROWN WOMAN
WHO ENJOYS FINE DINING.
326
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,400
- TERRIFIC.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
327
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,100
- [laughing]
328
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:49,200
- SILLY FOOL.
HE NEVER SUSPECTED A THING.
329
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,733
- LOOK, THERE THEY ARE.
330
00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:52,067
NO SIGN OF A RING.
331
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,967
YOU READY TO STOP
A WEDDING PROPOSAL?
332
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,700
- JUST PUT THESE SNAKES
UNDER HER TABLE,
333
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,767
AND THIS DATE IS OVER.
334
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,767
- NOW, BECAUSE OF ME,
335
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,067
THEY INSTALLED
AN EXTRA GUARD RAIL
336
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,833
AT THE MONKEY CAGES!
337
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,267
- [laughing]
338
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,067
THAT IS A GREAT STORY.
YOU ARE FUNNY.
339
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,367
- OH, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED
THIS HARD IN YEARS.
340
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,433
- WELL...
341
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,467
- COME ON!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
342
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,400
RELEASE THE SERPENTS.
343
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,867
- LOOK AT HER LAUGHING.
344
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,300
SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY.
345
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,900
ARE WE SURE
WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING?
346
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,233
- I KNEW YOU'D GO SOFT ON ME.
347
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:33,233
HERE.
348
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,800
HOLD MY BINKY.
349
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:41,267
- I LOVED NEW YORK,
350
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:42,900
BUT MY FAMILY
NEEDED A FRESH START.
351
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,767
IT WAS TOUGH AT FIRST,
352
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,567
BUT IT WAS THE BEST THING
FOR MY GIRLS.
353
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:49,467
THEY'RE MY BABIES.
- MM.
354
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:53,133
- UGH! WHY DOES SHE
HAVE TO BE SUCH A GOOD MOM?
355
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,067
- FACE IT.
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
356
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,667
WE BOTH WANT MOM TO BE HAPPY.
357
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,767
AND IF IT'S WITH OUR...
358
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,333
[shudders]
PRINCIPAL, SO BE IT.
359
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,133
COME ON,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
360
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,933
- YOU KNOW,
WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,
361
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:10,967
WE'RE VERY CARING PEOPLE.
362
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:14,067
- UH, FRANKIE?
- HMM?
363
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,600
- WHERE'D YOUR SNAKES GO?
364
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,867
- UMM...
365
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,833
[snakes hissing]
- [screaming]
366
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:28,067
FOUND 'EM!
367
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:34,733
[banging]
- FIT, YOU STUPID PIPE! FIT!
368
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,100
- HELLO, KIND SIR.
369
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,967
'TIS I,
BEN FRANKLIN,
370
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:43,867
INVENTOR OF THE OVEN
AND LIGHTNING.
371
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,267
- LOUIE...
372
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:48,267
- AND AS PRESIDENT
OF THESE UNITED STATES,
373
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:51,800
I DECLARE THIS OVEN
UNFIXABLE.
374
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,067
PLEASE STOP
WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME
375
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,600
AND JUST BUY A NEW ONE.
376
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,067
LATER, DAD.
377
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,833
HEY, POPS.
HA.
378
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,067
ANY COOL VISITORS DROP BY?
379
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,667
- LOUIE,
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
380
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,367
NO ONE'S BUYING A NEW OVEN.
381
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:12,467
IT'S JUST THIS LINE.
IT NEEDS TIGHTENING.
382
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,867
[banging]
383
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,067
[boom]
384
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,833
[water splashing]
385
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:23,267
WHAT'D YOU DO?
386
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,367
- WELCOME, FRIENDS.
387
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,367
I MUST SAY,
THIS IS THE BIGGEST TURNOUT
388
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,933
WE'VE EVER HAD
IN CLUB HISTORY.
389
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,300
WHOO-HOO!
390
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,100
- WHO DOESN'T PUT OUT SNACKS?
391
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,100
SOME OLIVES, MIXED NUTS?
392
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,333
HOW HARD IS IT TO WHIP UP
A FEW CHEESE PUFFS?
393
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,067
- SNACKS ASIDE,
THE REASON WE'RE HERE
394
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,933
IS OUR COMMITMENT
TO NOT SCARING.
395
00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:48,333
JUST TODAY,
I WAS ASKED TO HAUNT.
396
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:52,933
- YOU CUT UP AN APPLE
AND PUT IT ON A PLATE!
397
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,933
- THE FAMILY I LIVE WITH
WANTED TO KEEP A MAN
398
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,767
FROM PROPOSING TO THEIR MOM.
399
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,533
BUT I DID THE RIGHT THING:
NOTHING.
400
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,700
- SO WHERE ARE THEY GOING
TO LIVE ONCE THEY'RE ENGAGED?
401
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,233
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED.
402
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,500
THEY'LL PROBABLY
MOVE INTO A NEW HOUSE.
403
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,100
- NOBODY IS MOVING.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MOVING?
404
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,567
WE'RE A FAMILY!
405
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,600
- RELAX, MAN.
406
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,267
YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT
CALM YOU DOWN?
407
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,267
A SNACK.
408
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,300
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
409
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,167
- OH, NO.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
410
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:24,100
I HAVE TO GET MY HAUNT ON!
MEETING OVER!
411
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,633
- WORST HOST EVER.
412
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:32,933
- MONGO?
GOOD LITTLE SNAKEY.
413
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:34,767
COME TO MAMA.
414
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:38,300
- FRANKIE, WE'RE UNDERCOVER.
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
415
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,067
- OKAY.
416
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,333
- AAH!
417
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,067
- SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT DON'T WORRY.
418
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,633
I'M NOT GOING
TO LET THIS PRINCIPAL CLOWN
419
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,400
TAKE YOU AWAY FROM US.
420
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,533
- MILES, STAND DOWN.
WE'RE NOT--
421
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:52,500
- SO ANYWAY, I THINK YOU KNOW
WHY I ASKED YOU HERE.
422
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:56,067
- YO! BOB-O!
423
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,733
PARK IT IN NEUTRAL,
BIG GUY.
424
00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:59,133
- EXCUSE ME?
425
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,733
- SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW
BEFORE YOU START
426
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,433
ASKING QUESTIONS
LEFT AND RIGHT.
427
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,600
- O-KAY.
428
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,100
- FIRST OFF,
YOU KNOW WHAT MY NICKNAME IS?
429
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,533
MOUSTACHE MICHELLE.
430
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,800
I HAVE TO SHAVE MY FACE
FIVE TIMES A DAY.
431
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,200
- THAT'S A LOT.
432
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,067
- IN FACT,
I FEEL A LITTLE STUBBLE
433
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,400
POPPING OUT RIGHT NOW.
434
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,933
SO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
GOTTA LATHER UP.
435
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:26,867
- MICHELLE,
DO YOU NEED SOME FRESH AIR?
436
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,133
- NO, I JUST NEED A RAZOR.
437
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:32,400
HEY, YO-YO MA!
438
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,167
HELP A LADY OUT!
439
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:40,233
MM. SMOOTH.
440
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:42,233
- WHAT'S THAT ON THE GROUND?
[snake hissing]
441
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,767
- [screams]
SNAKE!
442
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,567
[screams]
443
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,300
- IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
444
00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:01,800
- NO NEED TO THANK ME.
445
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,300
UNLESS YOU INSIST.
446
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,500
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
447
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,867
ARE YOU THREE BEHIND...
THIS?
448
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,500
- WE DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO.
449
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,200
WE COULDN'T SIT BACK
AND LET NELSON MARRY YOU.
450
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,733
- YOU THINK PRINCIPAL NELSON
AND I ARE DATING?
451
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,200
- MOM, WE KNOW.
452
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,067
WE SAW THE GIGGLING,
THE PRIMPING,
453
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,900
THE NOT-WEARING SWEATPANTS.
454
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,600
AT FIRST, WE FREAKED,
455
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,100
BUT THEN WE SAW
HOW HAPPY HE MAKES YOU.
456
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,800
- SO IF YOU WANT TO MARRY HIM,
WE SUPPORT YOU.
457
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,300
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
PRINCIPAL NELSON AND I
458
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,500
ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.
459
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,067
WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING.
- WHAT?
460
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,800
- 'SCUSE ME?
- HUH?
461
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,467
- HE'S BEEN TRYING
TO GET ME TO CATER
462
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,467
ALL THE PTA LUNCHEONS
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
463
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,533
WE'VE BEEN
NEGOTIATING A PRICE.
464
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,067
- BUT YOU SAID
THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING
465
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,233
OF AN EXCITING
NEW ADVENTURE.
466
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,767
- MM-HMM, BECAUSE
I WAS GOING TO USE THE MONEY
467
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:51,567
TO PAY FOR THAT SKI TRIP
YOU'VE BOTH BEEN DYING TO GO ON.
468
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,833
MM.
469
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,167
- I JUST HAUNTED...
470
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,167
ON NATIONAL
ANTI-HAUNTING DAY...
471
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,333
FOR NOTHING?
472
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,233
- YOU KIDS SHOULD HAVE
JUST USED THE HONEST APPROACH--
473
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,733
COME AND TALK TO ME AND TELL ME
HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.
474
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,100
- YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM.
475
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,533
- IF ONLY SOMEONE
HAD TOLD US.
476
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:10,200
- WHAT?
THAT WAS MY ADVICE.
477
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,467
I SAID THAT!
478
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:13,167
- WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER
479
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:15,567
YOU COVERED MY FACE
WITH SOUR CREAM?
480
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,167
- BEFORE.
481
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,700
- SO ABOUT THAT SKI TRIP...
[snake hissing]
482
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:24,067
- [screams]
SNAKE!
483
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:32,567
- YEAH,
YOU'RE NOT GOING SKIING.
484
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,200
- POPS, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
485
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,533
- UH, CAN THIS WAIT?
I'M JUST ABOUT DONE IN THERE.
486
00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:40,133
- YEAH, I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU ALL DAY.
487
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,333
I'M NOT SURE YOU ARE.
488
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,467
IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
489
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,733
- WHAT?
WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
490
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,067
THE OVEN IS FIXED.
491
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,467
I'M THE MAN, RIGHT?
492
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,533
OKAY, GOOD TALK.
GET LOST, GO PLAY.
493
00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:55,433
- OKAY, MRS. HATHAWAY,
YOUR NEW OVEN IS INSTALLED!
494
00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,100
- [as Michelle]
OKAY, THANK YOU!
495
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,067
MONEY'S ON THE COUNTER!
496
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:00,533
- YOU BOUGHT A NEW OVEN?
497
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:04,300
BUT YOU JUST SAID
YOU COULD FIX ANYTHING.
498
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,600
- [sighs]
FINE.
499
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,200
THE TRUTH IS...
500
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,167
EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT
I FIXED BEFORE,
501
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,067
I JUST REPLACED.
502
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,600
I BARELY KNOW
A SCREWDRIVER FROM A...
503
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,767
FROM A...
504
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,700
- IT'S CALLED A HAMMER.
505
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,167
- THAT'S IT.
506
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,067
I'M SORRY
I LIED TO YOU, SON.
507
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:24,267
I JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO LET YOU DOWN.
508
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:28,067
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THIS IS AWESOME!
509
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,633
- HUH?
510
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,233
- I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
IN OUR FAMILY WHO MESSES UP.
511
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,767
EVERY TIME I TURN MYSELF
INTO A LEPRECHAUN
512
00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:37,633
OR A PIECE OF STRING CHEESE,
IT'S HUMILIATING.
513
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:39,833
BUT NOW THAT I KNOW
YOU'RE A COMPLETE DISASTER
514
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,367
AT FIXING STUFF,
515
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,800
I FEEL LIKE IT'S OKAY
THAT I'M NOT PERFECT.
516
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,767
DAD, YOU'RE THE MAN!
517
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:49,867
- REALLY?
518
00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:51,233
THANK YOU, SON.
519
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:53,733
I AM THE MAN.
520
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:54,833
[door opens]
521
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,967
- FORGOT YOUR RECEIPT.
522
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,767
- [as Michelle]
OKEYDOKEY! TOODLE-OO!
523
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,067
UH...
524
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:04,333
JUST FORGET THAT LAST PART.
525
00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:08,167
- DOES THIS PLACE
HAVE AN EXIT?
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