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Bam! Biff! Pow! Zoom!
Boom! Kachow!
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Uh, these are just some
of the noises you'll hear
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when I beat your shockingly flat ass...
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...if you don't spill
where the hell Frank is.
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Who's Frank?
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You know damn well
who Frank is,
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and you better squeal,
Richie Rich.
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- You won't kill me.
- Oh, and why's that?
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Dead men tell no tales.
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Oh, we'll see.
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Ahh! Damn it!
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You don't wanna talk, huh? Huh?
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Oh, we've got ways
to make you talk, pal.
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Ivy, how do we make him talk?
We have tried everything.
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We need help.
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You know, I too
used to have a temper problem.
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But with the help
of Mayor Joker's
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Passions, Not Prisons
reform program,
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I found an outlet
for my judgmental rage,
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hosting this very
self-help podcast.
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All right, next caller.
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Hey, Doctor Psycho!
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Uh, first time,
long time, uh...
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- My name is... Reign.
- Oh.
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- And I am having a personal crisis.
- Mm-hmm.
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Do I serve vengeance upon my
foes in a merciless shower of death?
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Oh.
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Or do I let it go and...
and buy another pasta maker?
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Well, Reign, that's a big Q,
and one I will answer
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after this ad.
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Folks, why should Superman
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be the only one
with great underpants?
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With new LexFlex technology,
Lex...
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Ah, Great!
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You ruined a perfectly clean
ad read, you shithead!
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We'd literally come
to anyone else if we could,
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but we need your help, Psycho.
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We need you, Doctor Psycho.
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I'm listening.
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Honestly, I learned
more from watching Frasier
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than I did
from all of med school.
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Shark! Ey!
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Okay, this is so embarrassing,
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but I honestly can't recall
your name.
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It's Clayface.
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No, I'd remember
if it's that stupid.
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I got a client
with a similar kink.
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Woo, it's not for me,
but I get the broader appeal.
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Oh, hell no!
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You didn't say you wanted to go
into Bruce Wayne's mind.
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He's the point-zero-one
percent.
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They're the real freaks.
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Psycho, we're begging ya.
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He stole Frank!
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All right, I'll do it.
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On one condition.
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I want Harley
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to guest on my pod.
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That's right! She's a real get.
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Besides, I'm getting crushed
in downloads
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by Killer Croc's weepy
memoir show, I need the ratings.
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Oh, I'm behind on Thick Skin.
So, please no spoilers.
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All right, Quinn.
You in or what?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Thank you.
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My producer Ben
will be in touch.
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All right, let's do this.
Assume the position.
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Look, I'm out
of motion-sickness pills,
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so I volunteer
to watch the bodies.
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All right, kids. It's showtime!
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Ma-ma-ma-mamacita!
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- Shit, that hurts.
- Where are we?
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Where is his Museum of
Memories, like in my brain?
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All I see is Gotham,
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but grittier.
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Okay, where can we find
his latest memories?
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Like, the most recent ones?
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I don't know. Ask them.
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Egad! It's him.
The reason we came.
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- Frank?
- No!
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Thomas Wayne!
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And do my eyes deceive me
or has he a mustache?
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What other secrets
has he been hiding?
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There is so much I can learn from
watching the man I shall be portraying
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on the most important night
of his life:
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His death!
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Any minute
he'll walk into Crime Alley,
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and then so too
will his murderer!
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Right, it's Joe Cool!
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No, that's Joe Chill.
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Joe Cool is when Snoopy wears
those, like, sunglasses
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and pretends
to be a college student.
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I thought Joe Cool was the camel
that sold cigarettes to children.
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No, That's Joe Camel,
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and he doesn't...
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Great. We missed it.
Now they're dead.
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Too busy arguing
about fucking Snoopy.
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Bruce!
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Where the hell is Frank?
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Ive, it's not happening. He's
in a state of extreme trauma.
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I'm also a doctor, and I second
everything she just said.
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Okay, so then
this memory is useless.
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We need to find
a more recent one ASAP
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and then see Frank
for ourselves.
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All right.
Well, let's take his ride.
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Where to, Master Not-Wayne?
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Bruce's latest memory,
and step on it!
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As soon as we get to
the memory, we then need to...
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Ow! Fuck!
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We've arrived.
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Wait, what's going on here?
What is this?
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Huh...
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So, uh...
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Oh, were his parents murdered?
I'm not quite getting it.
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Could you show us
a thousand more fucking times?
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Oh, man, I cannot believe
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we are being subjected to this
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multiple times.
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I've only read about this
in journals.
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Yeah, but what is this?
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This is
a reverse-repressed memory,
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meaning Bruce Wayne's repressed
every memory in his life,
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except this one.
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He's forever stuck
in a memory loop
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of his parents' murder.
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God,
it's hard not to feel sorry for the kid.
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Well, guess what, I don't feel anything
for him because the fucker stole Frank.
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Let's be honest, you don't really
need me for this part, so uno momento.
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Oh, Mr. Wayne. A word, perhaps?
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Oh, Mr. Wayne!
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Ugh, come on. So close.
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I was wondering if you could
answer a few questions about...
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Jesus! God!
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Thomas, help me
get into character.
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How are you feeling
just moments before your death?
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My what?
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You know what, this is my bad.
You know why?
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Because I actually thought that
you could be useful, you useless fuck.
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Harley, you need to deal with
your woman, she's being a little...
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Harley?
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Are you shitting me?
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Oof!
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Close your eyes, kid.
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Why the hell did you do that?
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I thought if I stopped the kid
from crying, he could help us.
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Oh, God! Didn't you learn
anything from last time?
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You can't mess
with a memory,
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or else...
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I beg you, Mr. Wayne,
with your final breath,
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tell me your life's motivation.
What is your rosebud?
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My rosebud is...
is also a... sle...
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A what? A what?
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Also, a sleee what?
A what? A what?
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How'd it go?
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I must call James Gunn
immediately.
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Harley?
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Harley!
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Why... Why isn't she waking up?
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We need to go back in,
we need to save her right now.
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Nope, it's not gonna happen.
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Bruce's brain is on lockdown,
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but his subconscious must
still want Harley for something.
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The only way out now
is from the inside.
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Harley is on her own.
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Oh, my God. What if...
What if Joe Chill shoots her?
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Die in the head, die for real.
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The rules have stayed very
consistent every time we do this.
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Please be okay, Harley.
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Please be okay.
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God, you're heavy!
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Okay. I know a fun game.
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Hey! Hey, how about...
How about you focus yourself
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and you try and think
of a different memory.
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Preferably a happy one
with, like, no murderers.
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Uh, maybe mini-golf,
or how about a merry go round?
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All I see is darkness.
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Okay. Come on, kid.
We're improvising.
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Ugh!
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Oh!
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Hey, you okay, kid?
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- Where are we?
- The darkness.
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Yeah, so if this is gonna work,
I'm gonna need ya
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to not go all creepy-kid-
in-a-horror-movie on me, okay?
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- Bats are scary.
- Yeah, you're telling me.
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Hey, I know you're going
through a lot right now.
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But see, I got this friend
named Frank that's missing,
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and I wanna make sure
he's okay.
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Maybe you've seen him?
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I don't know.
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The fact that you can't even
look at me kinda says you do.
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My parents told me
not to talk to strangers.
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Yeah, well, they're...
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gone now, so you can trust me.
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I don't trust clowns
with secrets.
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I am barely
clown-themed anymore,
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I just think
I look hot like this.
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I mean, check how good these
bootie shorts make my ass look, right?
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Never mind, you're eight, okay.
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I just wanna go home.
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Hey, let's make a deal:
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If I help you get back home, will
you show me where my friend is?
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There we go.
See? I'm not a clown,
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I'm a friend.
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Hey, look. It's you. We must
have found your memories.
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Why do we fall down,
Master Bruce?
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To pick ourselves up?
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Yes. That's what
I was going to say.
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Aww, look at you,
you little Grumpy Gus.
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00:11:14,109 --> 00:11:16,319
Yeah, that was
at my parents' funeral.
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Oh.
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Ugh! Always a white billionaire
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coming to a group of Himalayan
monk-ninjas and forcing them to train him.
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What a dickhead.
Oh, no offense.
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As a man,
I'm flesh and blood.
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I can be ignored.
I can be destroyed.
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But as a symbol, as a really cool,
very gritty, super-serious symbol,
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I can be incorruptible,
I can be everlasting.
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You know, you grow up
to have a real savior complex.
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Who do you think you are?
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You don't sound like
Bruce Wayne there.
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You sound like...
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Holy shit. You're...
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I'm Batman.
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Hmm.
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Alfred! Are the ears too big?
I think they're too big.
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How could Bruce be Batman?
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I mean, sure,
he's the richest man in Gotham,
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so that explains
all the vehicles.
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And he's always going missing
at big galas when villains show up.
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Okay, come to think of it,
it's very obvious.
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Wait till you hear
who Superman is.
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Come on!
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Okay, I'm not comfortable
with whatever this is.
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Look, Harley likes it
when I play with her hair.
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I don't know. I'm just... At
least I'm trying something, right?
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And not just playing video
games in the goddamn corner.
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How dare you? Look, video games
are how I deal with stress.
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If I stop playing,
I'll start thinking,
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and if I start thinking,
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I will freak the...
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I cannot take this stress right
now. I will be in my kingdom.
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What the hell was that?
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I had a few weird years.
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I always thought Batman
was a stick in the mud,
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but seeing everything
you've done
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all shmushed together like that
is impressive.
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And honestly, kinda inspiring.
248
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But, you know, if you truly
wanted to help Gotham,
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why not start
with affordable housing?
250
00:13:24,322 --> 00:13:25,907
People pay for housing?
251
00:13:32,705 --> 00:13:34,499
Kid!
252
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,092
Holy sanitized curse word!
253
00:13:45,176 --> 00:13:47,219
Oh, how cute.
254
00:13:47,303 --> 00:13:49,680
The songbird's afraid to swear.
255
00:13:49,764 --> 00:13:52,600
Ugh, you used to be
such a fudging pill.
256
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,226
Wait.
257
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,437
Firework rocket, tied-up Robin,
258
00:13:56,521 --> 00:13:58,480
smell of fried Oreos and vomit.
259
00:13:58,564 --> 00:14:00,065
Oh, I remember this night!
260
00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,902
What should we do with Batsie's
little sidekick, puddin'?
261
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:04,862
Oh, no!
262
00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:08,616
I think we ought a teach him
some manners, Mistah J.
263
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,533
Ugh.
264
00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:11,035
She's just so beautiful.
265
00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:13,454
God! You put your tongue
in that?
266
00:14:13,538 --> 00:14:15,080
Psycho, if you aren't here
to help Harley,
267
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:17,416
you need to get out
of the goddamn house.
268
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,585
Well, I'm starting to feel
not welcome here,
269
00:14:19,669 --> 00:14:20,712
so fine by me.
270
00:14:25,091 --> 00:14:27,051
Huzzah! We saved the movie!
271
00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:30,179
We can CGI
the moustache in post.
272
00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:32,431
That's not good.
273
00:14:38,521 --> 00:14:39,772
You're disgusting.
274
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:41,231
All this destruction
and mayhem for what?
275
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,608
Do you really like that?
276
00:14:42,692 --> 00:14:46,320
Mr. J likes it.
Whatever he likes, I like.
277
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:48,781
Ugh! And the accent,
oh, my God, so heavy.
278
00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:50,407
Girl, ease it down.
279
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:54,286
- Who do you think you are?
- Not you. Not anymore.
280
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,163
I think Robin's lost
his marbles.
281
00:14:56,247 --> 00:14:57,748
Someday you'll get
with the love of your life,
282
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,917
and you'll see how foolish
you been all those years.
283
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,586
Too bad you'll miss
the wedding.
284
00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:05,506
We haven't talked
about marriage yet!
285
00:15:09,093 --> 00:15:11,471
Put me down for the fish.
286
00:15:12,889 --> 00:15:14,598
You're not supposed
to order the fish.
287
00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:17,727
They just put it on the menu
to not seem cheap.
288
00:15:32,575 --> 00:15:35,328
Ugh. Get a room.
And some self-esteem.
289
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:44,087
Ahh! My ear!
Oh, my God, that is so cruel.
290
00:15:48,257 --> 00:15:51,010
Hey, you never told me stopping
baddies was this much fun.
291
00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:52,636
Being a hero's supposed
to be lame.
292
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:55,180
It has its moments.
293
00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:56,640
Costume looks good
on you, Quinn.
294
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,767
You don't think the shorts
are too short?
295
00:15:58,851 --> 00:16:00,436
I know I like to show off a little
something, but come on, this is a thong.
296
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,146
I say we skip
297
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:04,148
to the grand finale?
298
00:16:04,232 --> 00:16:06,775
I hear it's a real bang!
299
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,868
Holy post-traumatic-
stress-disorder Batman!
300
00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:18,495
He's trying to taint
your memories.
301
00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:47,524
Do I have your verbal consent to
become your licensed therapist?
302
00:16:47,608 --> 00:16:50,194
I'm gonna take that as a yes,
so you can't ever sue me.
303
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,575
Don't think about him.
304
00:16:56,659 --> 00:16:59,287
Close your eyes,
cross your hands like this.
305
00:17:00,204 --> 00:17:01,413
You're doing great.
306
00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:04,083
Now think about somewhere
you feel safe.
307
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,919
A memory where you felt
truly happy.
308
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,378
No criminals.
309
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,546
No bats.
310
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:10,923
Just happy.
311
00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:13,759
There you go.
312
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,552
Now check in with your senses.
313
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:18,764
Think about what you're
smelling. What you're hearing.
314
00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:21,225
What you're feeling.
315
00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:24,895
Incredible first session. Will you
be paying this co-pay now or later?
316
00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:27,731
Yeah, rich people insurance
doesn't have co-pays.
317
00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:29,942
Ahh, this country's
so fucked up.
318
00:17:41,329 --> 00:17:42,788
This is your safe space, huh?
319
00:17:42,872 --> 00:17:46,416
It's the last Christmas
we had together. Before...
320
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,709
Those are for Santa.
321
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:49,545
Ah, I'll take the heat
from Tim Allen.
322
00:17:49,629 --> 00:17:50,629
Mm?
323
00:18:04,143 --> 00:18:06,353
In here.
324
00:18:06,437 --> 00:18:09,148
Well, kid, unless you have
your utility belt under there,
325
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,899
I don't think
we're getting out of this one.
326
00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:12,109
I was wrong.
327
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,611
You're not scary
like that other clown.
328
00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:18,782
I don't wanna lie anymore.
I stole your friend. It was me.
329
00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:20,492
Frank? Yeah, I know.
330
00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:24,371
He's the key. He's the one who'll
make the bad man disappear.
331
00:18:24,455 --> 00:18:26,290
Whoa, slow down.
What do you mean?
332
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,835
I took him first 'cause I saw Ivy
was up to no good on the cameras.
333
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,421
You could see us on Cat Woman's
security cameras.
334
00:18:32,505 --> 00:18:34,006
Ew. You were perving?
335
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,133
No, I was being a hero.
336
00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:37,634
I had to stop your plan.
337
00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:40,220
But then I realized
that the plant could do more.
338
00:18:40,304 --> 00:18:44,474
It could bring mommies and daddies
back from the dead. It'll fix everything.
339
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:48,312
Frank resurrects plants,
he can't bring back people.
340
00:18:48,396 --> 00:18:50,522
He can now. I changed him.
341
00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:52,525
- How?
- Science?
342
00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:58,071
Hey, give me back the kid!
343
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:01,825
You don't have to be afraid
of him, Bruce.
344
00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:04,703
He is just another masked
asshole in a city full of 'em.
345
00:19:04,787 --> 00:19:07,289
Too afraid to even
show his face.
346
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:16,173
Okay, I've got, like, a million
questions. But mostly, what?
347
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:17,758
He didn't tell you
why I'm here?
348
00:19:17,842 --> 00:19:20,469
The reason I sit all night
by the window waiting,
349
00:19:20,553 --> 00:19:22,471
begging for the Bat-Signal
to appear.
350
00:19:22,555 --> 00:19:23,972
The reason I became Batman.
351
00:19:24,056 --> 00:19:25,849
Everyone knows
your parents were murdered.
352
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:28,518
It's pretty well-worn territory
at this point.
353
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,520
But they don't know
that it was my fault.
354
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,190
That night, Father wanted me
to attend a shareholders meeting,
355
00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:35,901
but I begged he take us
to the movies,
356
00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:37,486
The Mark of Zorro.
357
00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:39,696
I came out of that theater
exhilarated, inspired, even.
358
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:42,366
So much so I refused
to take the limo back.
359
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,743
I wanted us to walk home.
Through Crime Alley.
360
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:48,538
To think all this trauma
from an Antonio Banderas film.
361
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,207
No, that's the '90s one,
362
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,042
I'm talking about the black
and white... It doesn't matter.
363
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:55,671
Everything I do as Batman is
to make that one night right.
364
00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:57,297
Yet it's never enough,
365
00:19:57,381 --> 00:19:59,174
so I must never forget.
366
00:19:59,258 --> 00:20:02,553
That is my penance.
My bat-shaped cross to bear.
367
00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:04,471
Moving on
doesn't mean forgetting.
368
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:09,393
It means healing. And as your
therapist, I promised to help you heal.
369
00:20:09,477 --> 00:20:12,437
Either you give up the kid so
he can return to Crime Alley,
370
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:14,773
or I shoot you dead.
Your call, Quinn.
371
00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:16,733
I thought your rule
was no guns.
372
00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:19,945
I mean, the real me is against
it, but the mind me is flexible.
373
00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:22,948
Help me.
374
00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:23,949
I will.
375
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,701
But I can't help you in here.
376
00:20:25,785 --> 00:20:28,453
I need to talk to the real you,
it's too fucked up in here.
377
00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:31,498
Come on, champ.
Let's go watch our parents die.
378
00:20:31,582 --> 00:20:32,749
It's what we deserve.
379
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,627
Like I said, very fucked up.
380
00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:37,713
Don't tell my secret.
381
00:20:37,797 --> 00:20:40,007
Doctor-patient confidentiality.
382
00:20:43,803 --> 00:20:46,179
Oh, my God! Ive...
383
00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:48,765
W... Were we always
in Wayne Manor?
384
00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:50,475
No.
385
00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:54,855
Wayne hired those fucking
latchkey Bat-kids to do his dirty work.
386
00:20:54,939 --> 00:20:58,608
Didn't even realize Batman
was such a fucking sell-out.
387
00:20:58,692 --> 00:20:59,985
I know what you're gonna do!
388
00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:02,321
But, Bruce,
you can't undo your trauma.
389
00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:03,613
You have to work through it.
390
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,907
It's hard, and it's scary,
391
00:21:05,991 --> 00:21:08,160
but it's the best thing
you'll ever do.
392
00:21:08,244 --> 00:21:09,286
I'm sorry, what?
393
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:10,621
I think we missed
something big.
394
00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:12,164
Why should I trust you?
395
00:21:12,248 --> 00:21:14,458
'Cause I promised a little boy
I'd help, and I will.
396
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:18,170
You saw everything. This is
the only way out of the dark.
397
00:21:18,254 --> 00:21:20,964
Hey, Harley,
what is he doing with Frank?
398
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:22,257
He...
399
00:21:22,341 --> 00:21:24,176
He modified Frank's
resurrection powers.
400
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,053
He's gonna bring back
his dead parents.
401
00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:29,890
- Yeah, that's not good.
- Ha! A post-credit scene to my biopic.
402
00:21:29,974 --> 00:21:32,517
I mean, oh... Bad idea.
403
00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:34,478
Wait, that's...
It's not possible!
404
00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:36,980
I mean, there's no way
he could've...
405
00:21:37,064 --> 00:21:40,233
Hang on. Is...
I mean, is that possible?
406
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,134
You're back!
407
00:22:18,147 --> 00:22:21,942
Frasier theme-style music playing...
408
00:22:27,072 --> 00:22:29,366
♪ Oooh, scrambled eggs ♪
409
00:22:32,077 --> 00:22:33,328
♪ Dead parents! ♪
410
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,794
♪ La, la, la, trees! Pussy! ♪
411
00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:42,254
Goodnight, Gotham!30688
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