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Hey, the guys and I were thinking...
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...of heading to
Mama Macaroni's
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Whoo! Those garlic knots slap!
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Don't get me wrong.
I love me some Mama Mac's.
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That pomodoro turns me
into a pomowhoro,
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but one day of pure focus
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and we're going to be ready
to terraform Gotham
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into paradise.
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Uh, so Frank
"rising from the ashes reborn"
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wasn't the key? He's floating.
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Oh, I'm all-powerful.
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Check this shit out.
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Hmm, ahh.
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- Take that, take all of that!
- Wow!
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Very cool, Frank.
But in this current state,
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he can
only pollinate this area.
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Please, I can easily get down
with all of Gotham's flora.
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No dick mist needed!
You feel me?
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Hey, Frank, you're asexual,
so you'd be fucking yourself.
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Well, I know I can do that!
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Any-hiddly-diddly,
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I just need to increase Frank's
seed production tenfold.
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And I'm so close.
So if you could just...
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He did it! By God, he did it!
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Hey, Sy! Sy!
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Aye, all this yelling
reminds me
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of Kim Jon Il's
real funeral back in '98.
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I downloaded Sy
into Cat woman's Smart home.
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He can access
the entire Internet.
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Ask him anything.
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Who makes the best burger?
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Who won best actor
for the 1991 Olivier's?
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The horse, Sea biscuit,
and a gay man.
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- Amazing.
- He's good.
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Ive, ask him something.
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Those are also the things
that I wanted to know.
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So if you guys could just...
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There's 37 other rooms in
this house, I'm just trying a...
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It's okay, Frank.
I'm fine. I don't need...
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Okay, don't stop. That actually
feels really good.
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Theme music playing...
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Ahh!
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Oh, my God.
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Harley!
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What the hell is this?
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Uh, just the first practice
of Gotham's soon to be
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greatest Progressive
Alien Death core Band.
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We are called The Blackened
Pains of Zeerathan!
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Death of Harroc
can suck both my dicks.
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Oh, they're currently
the best PAD band in Gotham.
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Don't need the acronym
explained or repeated to me,
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but it is like a touch loud.
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Do you want us to turn it down?
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I mean, if it doesn't ruin
the vibe or whatever.
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- You know.
- There we go.
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Hey, Ive, you're going
to kick science's ass!
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Yes. Rock on.
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Hmm.
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Oh, I'm seeing something.
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Wait, I'm saying it's just
you being a little bitch
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and not telling Harley
she's being freaking annoying.
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Frank, I like
to employ a tactic
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called judicious transparency
in my relationships.
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Yeah, yeah, I heard of that.
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It's called
being a little bitch.
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Hey, a big part
of being in a relationship
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is not always telling
the exact truth.
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And that way
you can get what you need
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without hurting
anyone's feelings.
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Also, I just blew up
our last place,
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so I don't really feel like
being the bad guy right now.
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- Oh, my God.
- Well,
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you better do something
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or you're going to blow
this place up, too.
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Ugh.
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♪ Ivy is so smart ♪
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♪ But she's no science wussy ♪
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♪ And in celebration ♪
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♪ I'm gonna eat her puss... ♪
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Oh, hey, babe.
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Yeah! Whoo!
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Obviously, and it
goes without saying,
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I think it's amazing
that you started a band.
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The thing is, um...
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Cat woman just texted me
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and she said that
the instruments she stole
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when visiting the legendary
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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induction ceremony in 2012,
are off-limits. Dang it!
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Ah! 2012. A great year for me
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and my fellow
Cosimo Mat ass a Stanleys.
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Ugh! Cat woman
is such a buzzkill.
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Oh, I know! It's like
the buzzkilliest.
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If it was up to me,
I would so let you guys
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just shred... ass.
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But, you know,
she's letting us stay here,
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so we just have to accept it.
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- Ugh.
- Ugh, stupid rules.
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Yeah, uh.
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Um, since we
can't play anymore,
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could someone get me down?
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This election,
stick with the mayor
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because he's
sticking it out for us.
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We're getting
crushed in the polls!
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How is that possible?
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Guy can't even piss on his own.
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How's he supposed
to run the city?
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Eh, he's playing the coma card.
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Well, our internals
show 57% of voters
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think it's "mean"
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you're running against
someone in a coma.
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Ah! But the other 43
are with us?
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No. 20 said they wish
"you were the one in the coma."
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Feels like
an unnecessary detail.
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And another 15 said,
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"I don't get carpool karaoke,
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they just sing along
to songs in a car."
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Clearly they thought we were
asking about James Corden.
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But regardless,
it's not looking good.
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All I've done for this city
and this is what I get?
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Maybe change things up.
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Be more Jim
and less Commissioner
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Bingo. I need to just get out.
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Chat with the youths.
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Barbara, you're a cool,
hip, popular young woman.
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Gather up 3,000 of your closest
friends for me to talk to.
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Dad, I don't really have any...
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That many friends.
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Yeah. I could
have guessed that.
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Damn it! Ow, my pinkie.
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Political campaigns
are won with money.
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Uh, what about
great policy and hope?
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Yeah.
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No, we need money,
from the filthiest, richest
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pieces of shit
the world has to offer.
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Carmine Falcone, Ra's al Ghul,
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or if we're really lucky,
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Henry Kissinger!
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That monster isn't dead yet?
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God really doesn't exist.
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Dad, if you take their money,
you'll be beholden to them.
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Run on what you believe in.
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Justice! Honor!
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The rule of law.
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You, Jim Gordon, are enough.
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Aww. You really
are my north star.
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Okay, so where
are these rich assholes?
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Harley,
what are you doing?
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Oh, don't mind me.
I'm just gonna use Cat woman's
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fancy Japanese toilet.
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Have you read it? I haven't
gotten past the cover.
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Is it "I Q Eight Four"?
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Konnichiwa,
Harley Quinn.
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Level.
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- Level.
- Ah.
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I'll do that for you.
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Are you ready to flush?
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- Oh, my God.
- Victory! S-level.
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That was spiritual.
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Everyone's gotta try this.
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- Hey, guys...
- Oh, no.
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Another text from Cat woman,
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says no one is allowed to use
her special toilet. Ever!
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Wait, how did she even know?
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Uh, so she has, like,
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surveillance cameras
like, everywhere.
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I'm so bummed.
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I want nothing more
than for all of you
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to just go
to the bathroom right near me.
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Ahh, stupid Cat woman!
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What is the point
of a fancy Japanese toilet
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if you don't show it off? Argh.
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Oh, that's some weak ass shit.
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That feline freak.
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Watching my every move.
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Your free cam show
ends right now!
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Argh!
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I did it! Whoo!
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You diddled
an electrical socket?
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What? No! I finished the serum.
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- Huzzah!
- All right.
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- Feels good.
- Kudos!
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- Pollination!
- Feels good.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you,
my sexy little scientist.
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But seriously,
what is with the hair?
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Turns out I made the serum
less explodie,
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but not not explodie.
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So, Frank's
currently in a fugue state,
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producing enough pollen
to cover all of Gotham.
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And since we have a couple
of hours before he's ready,
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I thought that we would go
for a celebratory dinner
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at Mama Macaroni's!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Mama Macaroni's?
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Mama Macaroni's!
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♪ Coming into
my mouth ♪ -♪ Her mouth ♪
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♪ Mama Macaroni's ♪
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- ♪ Get in the town ♪
- ♪ So good. ♪
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- Okay.
- Ah, yes.
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Tomorrow we terraform
all of Gotham,
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except for Mama Macaroni's.
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- Ah, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm gonna bring Frank
his garlic knots.
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Frank?
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Frank!
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Hmm.
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Sy! Wake up, Sy!
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Did you see anything?
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I'm plugged in
to the World Wide Web.
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What haven't I seen.
Biggest revelation.
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A lot of stepmothers
are shtupping their stepson.
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No, you horny smoke alarm.
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Someone stole Frank.
Did you see anything?
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I did not but I will
check the security cameras.
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I never should have left.
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I never should've
fricking left.
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Oh, Ive,
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we are going to find
the asshole who did this, okay?
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I promise.
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Is there a villain
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who looks like a static screen?
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I don't think so.
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Damn. Well, then
the cameras are broken.
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What?
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So, whoever broke in knew
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exactly where
all the cameras were.
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Wow, that is some devious shit.
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I think we're
dealing with a genius.
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They may be smart
when breaking in,
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but they're not smart when
it comes to securely fastening
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festive brooches
to their wardrobe.
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Wait a second.
I've seen this before.
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And I know
who can help us.
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How'd you come up
with the answer?
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I don't know.
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Maybe because my son
can count to fricking seven!
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I hate this common core!
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No, you keep going, sport.
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Papa needs to talk
with his guests,
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who decided to drop in
during homework time.
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Someone broke into our place
and stole Frank,
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but left this behind.
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And it is
the same brooch you had.
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Ugh, The Court of Owls?
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What is that? Is that
like a bird watching club?
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Ha! They wish!
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It used to be the city's
most exclusive secret society.
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Bankrolled some
intensely evil schemes.
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Now, it's just a bunch
of old straight white dudes
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jerking each other off.
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Headphones, Benny!
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Where can we find them?
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Assuming they haven't
changed their schedule,
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they'll be having their
weekly meeting tonight.
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Wednesday nights?
You always told me
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you were playing softball.
255
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,015
I was lying.
256
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,184
What grown man
plays on a softball team?
257
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,561
So, how do we
get into this meeting?
258
00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:38,980
You just need a mask
and the password.
259
00:10:39,064 --> 00:10:40,731
Lucky for you, I have both.
260
00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,066
Hmm.
261
00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:43,401
Here we are. Hmm.
262
00:10:43,485 --> 00:10:45,403
Saves me a trip to Goodwill.
263
00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:46,362
And what's the password?
264
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,115
The password is...
265
00:10:49,199 --> 00:10:50,658
"Hoot hoot."
266
00:10:50,742 --> 00:10:52,702
Seriously? That's like using
your name as the password.
267
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,621
Harley, you literally use
your name for every password.
268
00:10:55,705 --> 00:10:56,581
Are you finished?
269
00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:59,208
Well, let's take a look.
270
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,420
Draw a picture
to explain your answer.
271
00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:04,046
Who gives a shit?
272
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,881
Ha!
273
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:09,010
Oh, sorry, bud,
I had to get that out.
274
00:11:09,094 --> 00:11:10,344
I'll make it up to you.
275
00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:12,888
What do you say
we get some boba?
276
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:17,518
You really think one of these
sick assholes has Frank?
277
00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:19,104
Yes. Just play it cool, okay?
278
00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:24,441
Hoot Hoot.
279
00:11:31,449 --> 00:11:34,410
Eyes open for anything
suspicious.
280
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,959
Okay, everything's already
suspicious.
281
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:51,552
It is time for
the sacrifice, but,
282
00:11:51,636 --> 00:11:54,096
before we get to that,
just a quick announcement.
283
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,766
Due to a number of complaints
from our newer members
284
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,768
about the inhumane sacrifices
285
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:02,438
we have been performing
for over 100 years,
286
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:06,859
a goat pinata will play the
role of an actual goat tonight.
287
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,444
- I know, I know.
- Favorite part...
288
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,739
There was nothing I could do.
Okay, here we go.
289
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,789
Now that the God's bloodlust
has been satiated,
290
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,083
we're gonna jump right
into cocktail hour.
291
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,585
Okay, so let's just split up
and search the crowd.
292
00:12:24,669 --> 00:12:27,463
Whoever stole Frank has to be
covered in his pollen.
293
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,090
So let's see if it's one of
these creeps.
294
00:12:29,174 --> 00:12:32,385
You're still hot when you
give orders. Mmm.
295
00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:36,764
All right, just go in there and
charm the hell out of those rich dicks.
296
00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:38,849
Wish you told me
about the mask thing.
297
00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:41,727
Would've worn my sports goggles
from by b-ball days at the rec center.
298
00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:43,813
Forget about
your God damn glasses.
299
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,481
Focus on the mission at hand!
300
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,899
Get that money.
301
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,318
Got it. Just gonna glad-hand
the hell out of...
302
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,404
God dam, son of a... Gun.
303
00:12:53,323 --> 00:12:54,407
Hey, watch it.
304
00:12:57,952 --> 00:13:01,247
Hey, Mr. Owl Man.
Jim Gordon here.
305
00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,707
I'm running for
Mayor of Gotham.
306
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,041
We're not supposed to
use names.
307
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,001
Oh! Right, right, right.
308
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,254
Eh, you already know who I am.
So, like I said,
309
00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:10,423
Jim Gordon, running for Mayor.
310
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:12,717
Crime's rampant and the current mayor
isn't doing a dosh garn thing about it!
311
00:13:12,801 --> 00:13:14,844
- Isn't he in a coma?
- Eh, irrelevant.
312
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,972
This damn mask! It does...
It doesn't fit.
313
00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:20,850
I think my head's too small?
Too... too big?
314
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:24,145
Wait a rotten ham-hawk,
I know that jaw-line.
315
00:13:24,229 --> 00:13:27,148
That stiff upper lip, those
broad shoulders that look like
316
00:13:27,232 --> 00:13:29,275
they're holding the weight of
the world.
317
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:32,361
Bruce Wayne. God, it's good to
see a familiar face
318
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,448
- Commissioner.
- My God, those shoulders really are so solid.
319
00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:38,409
Guess I shouldn't be too surprised
to see you at this chichi shindig.
320
00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:40,786
I like to keep my eye on
Gotham's elite.
321
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:43,873
Speaking of Gotham, I'm gonna change the city
and I could really use some of that sweet,
322
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,666
sweet cash that you got
in your pocket.
323
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,669
Also, not to brag, but my good
friend Batman has endorsed me.
324
00:13:48,753 --> 00:13:51,130
- No, he hasn't.
- Well, he hasn't announced it yet,
325
00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:53,215
but it's coming.
Don't you worry.
326
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,719
Gonna figure this mask out then
I'll circle back with you.
327
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,558
Hey, just out of curiosity, what
were you doing about two hours ago?
328
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,976
Teaching my kindergarten class.
329
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,687
Oh, wow,
that's really upsetting.
330
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,232
Hey, I know it was you, Bane.
331
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,693
Who is this
Bane you speak of?
332
00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:16,322
Never heard of him. Though, he
does sound like a pretty cool dude.
333
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:19,575
Oh, cut the shit. What were you
doing from 5:00 p.m. until now?
334
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:24,205
Well, 5:00 p.m. on Wednesday
is my standing therapy session.
335
00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:27,958
It was a tough one.
Got into some trust issues.
336
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:29,210
I think you know why.
337
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:34,256
You won't give me back
my pasta maker.
338
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,092
The ultimate betrayal!
339
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:40,262
My therapist thinks
we would all benefit
340
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,264
from a group session...
Oh, okay.
341
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,226
So you can use any toilet you
want, but I can't use yours?
342
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,894
Good to see you, too.
343
00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:49,230
But I haven't the faintest idea
what you're talking about.
344
00:14:49,314 --> 00:14:52,775
I know all about you texting Ivy telling
her I can't do anything in your apartment
345
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,110
including use your fancy
Japanese toilet.
346
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,864
What would be the point
of stealing a Komon Clean 6000
347
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:00,616
if I didn't want to
show it off?
348
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,159
Wh... That's what I said!
349
00:15:02,243 --> 00:15:06,956
Hmm, seems like your problem
might be with Ivy, not me.
350
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,666
I... Ivy lied to me?
351
00:15:11,628 --> 00:15:13,796
- King?
- Why thank you.
352
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,339
Got a clue on our thief.
353
00:15:15,423 --> 00:15:17,466
Okay, 'cause we have not
found shit.
354
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,260
Not every camera was broken.
355
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:22,471
Our fancy, sexy toilet
has one inside
356
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,598
and snapped a butt pic
of the intruder.
357
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:28,853
Hang on, so someone broke in,
stole Frank, and took a shit?
358
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:31,313
I cannot confirm
it was in that order.
359
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,692
Anyway, I did a zoom zoom
and enhanced the tuchus photo.
360
00:15:34,776 --> 00:15:36,277
Sending it now.
361
00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:38,487
Is that a mole?
362
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,530
Bingo!
363
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,657
And this is all you could find?
364
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,618
Pretty good, considering Harley
bashed in the rest of the cameras.
365
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,829
Wait, what?
366
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:51,584
Pretty good, considering
Harley bashed in the rest of the cameras!
367
00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:53,460
Huh, see this?
I'm a problem solver.
368
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:56,297
And I'll bring this kind of
ingenuity all the way to City Hall.
369
00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:58,173
Jim, if I give you money,
will you leave me alone?
370
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,467
- You betcha.
- Let me get my checkbook.
371
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,973
So Sy just told me something
really interesting.
372
00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:07,683
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
373
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,395
That you went full-blown
smashey fit on all of the cameras.
374
00:16:11,479 --> 00:16:14,481
Well, Cat woman told me
the truth about you guys.
375
00:16:14,565 --> 00:16:18,152
Uh... So messed up.
376
00:16:18,236 --> 00:16:20,571
Can we please get out of here
before the party gets started?
377
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,282
Oh, I'd say the party has
already started.
378
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:27,202
Fine. Get our coats.
379
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:31,498
I want to luxuriate in their
emotional discord for a second.
380
00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:33,208
Why would you lie to me
about that?
381
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,421
I... I didn't lie about it,
I just didn't say anything.
382
00:16:37,505 --> 00:16:40,591
And look, the last time we
hooked up was, like, four years ago.
383
00:16:40,675 --> 00:16:41,717
Wait, what?
384
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,887
Oh! Okay, we can go.
385
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,807
You two used to hook up?
386
00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:50,643
I was talking about
the toilet texts,
387
00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:53,896
but you and that furball
used to hook up?
388
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,731
Let's talk about that!
389
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,733
- Harley...
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
390
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,486
You don't get to "Harley" me. Is
there anyone else I should know about?
391
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:04,156
Any more shocking sex things
I'm gonna be blindsided with?
392
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,535
What the hell?
393
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:16,961
Let the grand owl orgy begin!
Hoot, hoot!
394
00:17:17,045 --> 00:17:19,213
Hoot, hoot!
395
00:17:45,239 --> 00:17:48,659
Honey, let's just forget about
all of this and focus in.
396
00:17:48,743 --> 00:17:51,245
Whoever stole Frank
has this butt mole.
397
00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,621
We find this butt mole,
398
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,957
and then we can just drop this
whole thing.
399
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,793
Ooh, there's always a butt mole whenever
we need to talk about something important.
400
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,046
There's nothing more important
to me right now than finding Frank.
401
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,380
There's nothing to talk about.
402
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:05,300
Sorry to eavesdrop,
but if I'm being honest,
403
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,679
it seems like there is
a lot to talk about.
404
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:11,640
This part's always tricky.
405
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,727
Could one of you gals help me
to unhook my...
406
00:18:14,811 --> 00:18:16,478
- Not now, Bane.
- Oh, okay.
407
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,313
It didn't mean anything,
it was ages ago.
408
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,191
Look, we've got this extremely
convenient gift of nakedness.
409
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,569
Now let's just go
and find this mole.
410
00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:26,030
If it didn't mean anything then
why didn't you tell me?
411
00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:29,534
Maybe I didn't tell you because
I knew this is how you'd react.
412
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,538
Wow. Just wow.
413
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,583
Shit!
414
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,669
Come on, Jimbo,
you got this.
415
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,379
Just talk to a few more people
416
00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:44,173
and your campaign's back on track.
417
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,175
Hmm, first-time jitters?
418
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,218
Uh, let me give you
a piece of advice.
419
00:18:48,302 --> 00:18:50,137
Lube, and plenty of it.
420
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:53,266
Right, gotta grease the wheels,
butter 'em up.
421
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,770
Why the... Ow, why is it so
God damn dark in here?
422
00:18:57,854 --> 00:19:00,856
Looking for money and these assholes
can't even keep the electricity on.
423
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,819
Ah, cheese nuts.
424
00:19:07,155 --> 00:19:09,538
The hell is this?
Some kind of Conga line?
425
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,877
Where the hell is it?
426
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,838
Ah, for crying out loud.
427
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:25,714
Harley...
428
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,723
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
429
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,559
The real reason
I didn't tell you
430
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:41,146
wasn't because I thought
you'd freak out.
431
00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:45,609
When Cat woman and I hooked up,
I wanted more,
432
00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:48,362
even though it was so obvious
she didn't.
433
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:50,948
And so,
I waited around,
434
00:19:51,032 --> 00:19:52,866
hoping that she'd
change her mind.
435
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,452
And while I waited, I was just,
like, wrapped around her little finger
436
00:19:55,536 --> 00:19:57,704
and I still cringe every time
I think about it.
437
00:19:57,788 --> 00:20:00,874
Could you please keep your
talking to a dull sexy roar?
438
00:20:02,293 --> 00:20:04,378
No! Annihilate my taint.
439
00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:09,424
Anyway, after it finally ended
I felt so pathetic.
440
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,719
I never wanted to think about it
again, and so when you brought it up
441
00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:16,223
I just got defensive and I said
something I shouldn't.
442
00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:19,143
Harley, it wasn't
even a real relationship
443
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:22,563
and I know that because
when we got together,
444
00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:27,276
I knew I'd finally found
what I'd been pining for
445
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,486
all these years.
446
00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:31,947
Cat woman didn't mean
a thing to me.
447
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:36,327
But you, you, Harley,
you mean everything.
448
00:20:37,328 --> 00:20:38,788
Oh.
449
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,963
One rule at orgies,
never turn the lights on.
450
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:51,926
But I was almost done
carbo-loading for the fuckfest.
451
00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:00,476
Ah, hot damn!
452
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,483
What in Satan's asshole?
453
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,445
So you didn't get anyone to
donate to the campaign?
454
00:21:11,529 --> 00:21:14,740
No. But I did get a pretty
sweet selfie with Bruce Wayne.
455
00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:16,242
Maybe put it on a billboard!
456
00:21:17,201 --> 00:21:18,786
Hold on, there's a better one.
457
00:21:20,329 --> 00:21:22,331
Huh, I don't remember
taking those.
458
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:27,753
Oh. Gordon,
you brilliant buffoon!
459
00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:30,339
There's only one thing better
than money.
460
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,840
- Love of a woman?
- What?
461
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,550
No. Blackmail.
462
00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:37,512
And now we have videos
of every major player in Gotham
463
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,431
at some weird
sex cult!
464
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,850
So that means we can put
the selfie on a billboard?
465
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,519
Oh, that and so much more.
466
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,402
Why the fuck
would they do this
467
00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:54,029
on a concrete floor?
468
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,281
I want you to be completely
honest with me
469
00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:58,659
and I will be completely
honest with you.
470
00:21:58,743 --> 00:22:00,869
Here, I'll tell you everyone
I've ever hooked up with.
471
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,204
I'll go from
grossest to hottest.
472
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,956
- Oh, please don't do that.
- Oh.
473
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,707
I'm so glad we worked through
this and everything's okay.
474
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,419
- I mean, Frank is still missing.
- Oh, right, Frank.
475
00:22:09,777 --> 00:22:12,926
Oh, hey. What the...
476
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:17,265
Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!
477
00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:20,342
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