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All right, everybody.
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Drop those patient charts.
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I have something important.
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Which tux should I wear
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to Dr. Tuttle's wedding this weekend?
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Not to be rude, but those
look exactly the same.
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To be rude, I don't care.
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Come on, guys.
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I've been pumped for this wedding
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since the invitation came two months ago.
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Wait, you got your
invitation two months ago?
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Mine only came last week.
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Mine too!
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You know what this means?
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We're on the B Team for Tuttle's wedding.
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Guys, I'm sure that's not the case.
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An invitation is an invitation.
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I don't know.
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Mine was addressed to "Dr. Julie Dobbs
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or current resident."
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When I see Dr. Tuttle, I'm
gonna scream in his face.
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There he is! Hi, Dr. Tuttle!
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Ooh! Man of the hour!
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[Screaming] We can't
wait for your wedding!
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Told you.
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Ah, come on, bro!
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Give me a little preview of the event.
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[Chuckles] What am I working with?
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Oh, it's gonna be amazing.
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We got the best deejay.
You know Deejay Jazzy Jeff?
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[Gasps]
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We got his cousin...
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Alan Jazzy Jeff.
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Well, I hope he's as talented
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on the ones and twos as his cousin,
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'cause I’s bring some serious
noise to the dance floor, yo.
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Here's a little taste.
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Pat: Tuttle!
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Hey, well,
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after tomorrow you no
longer be a free man.
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Well, last call to get some
honey on the old stinger, eh?
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- Yeah, I'm good.
- All right, I'll see you.
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- I'll see y'all tomorrow.
- All right!
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Bye-bye.
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[Screaming] It's gonna
be a beautiful celebration!
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I've had it.
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Oh, Ken, swank formal wear.
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Yeah.
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I've been renting mine
since I lost it in a fire...
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started by my wife... while
it was still on my body.
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Anyway, quick download
about this wedding...
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now, out of respect for my desire
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to only socialize with
those at or above my status,
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I'm gonna request that the three of you...
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don't talk to me directly.
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And I don't want any
of your usual pushback.
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You got it.
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Tough but fair.
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- Thy will be done.
- Ah!
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Good group. Very respectful.
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And, oh, good luck picking your tux.
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But remember, they all look
the same when they're on fire.
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The food is gonna be awesome!
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Oh, and Will Smith's
deejay's cousin is spinning,
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so you know the tunes are gonna be dope!
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Yay!
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Look, I know you don't love weddings,
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but this one's gonna be de-luxe.
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Mom, you don't like weddings?
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They're fine... I'm just not
as into them as your father is.
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It's true. She wanted to elope...
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almost denied me my dream wedding.
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Well, what would
have been my dream wedding,
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which she almost ruined anyway.
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I accidentally saw him in
his tux before the ceremony.
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[Gasps]
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[Cellphone chimes]
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Oh, no. [Gasps] Megan's
got food poisoning!
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She can't babysit tonight.
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What are we gonna do?
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[Sighs]
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You know what? You go.
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I'll stay here with the kids.
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It's all your work people.
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You'll have a great time without me.
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No, I can't go without you.
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Who would I dance with?
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Oh, and that thing I do when I say,
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"hi, I'm Ken Park and
this is my wife Jurassic."
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[Laughs] People love that.
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We can't just leave Dave alone.
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It'll be okay. I'll watch "Home Alone."
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It'll be a night of irony.
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Okay, Molly, you're staying
home with Dave tonight.
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What? No!
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I'm supposed to go to
the grove with my friends!
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Oh, really? How long
you been planning that?
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A couple days.
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Oh, yeah?
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I've been planning this for
a couple of months, girl.
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I even got two haircuts for this...
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one to train my part,
the other to reinforce it.
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You will not take
this night away from me.
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Okay, fine, I'll do it.
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[Chuckles smugly]
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For the record, I liked your hair before.
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Don't go there.
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Okay, problem solved.
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[Cellphone dings] Oh!
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And our Uber driver Varis is here!
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[Chuckles]
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Varis! We're coming, buddy!
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Now, remember, Uber passengers
are rated, too, so just be cool.
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Last time I pulled a two-star
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after a pretty serious
directional dispute.
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Yeah. I remember.
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How do you not take Cahuenga?!
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Hey, guys, I don't see my name.
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Is there a world where they
think my name is "Cliff?"
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Because there's a "Cliff."
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Man, we don't have any seats!
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Classic B Team.
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Oh, I don't where, but I'm
sitting down at some point.
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I can't just stand up all
night... not in these heels,
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not in this dress, not in this wig.
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Oh, hey, Pat. What are
you doing over here?
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Oh, I'm just trying to avoid the others.
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Who?
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Oh, you know, the ones from work.
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You know, the one with the
Wanda Sykes-style attitude,
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the guy who always sounds
like he's greeting people
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at a Renaissance Fair,
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and the gal with the,
uh, the voice of a...
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of a helium addict.
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I've been looking for you.
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Why aren't you dancing?
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Ah, well, I recently tore
my ACL in a conga line,
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but, with that said, when the
music calls, I must answer.
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See you out there.
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[Chuckles]
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Ah.
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[Grunts] Come on, girl.
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You want me to call your mama
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and tell her you refuse
to shake what she gave you?
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Okay, fine. Let's go.
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♪ That girl is poison ♪
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♪ Never trust a big butt and smile ♪
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♪ That girl is poison ♪
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♪ If I were you, I'd take precaution ♪
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♪ Before I start to meet my girl ♪
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♪ You know ♪
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♪ 'Cause in some motion ♪
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♪ You'll think she's the
best thing in the world ♪
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♪ She's so fly ♪
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♪ She'd drive you
right out of your mind ♪
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♪ Steal your heart when you're blind ♪
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[Screams]
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[Doorbell rings, TV chatter]
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Did we order pizza already?
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Bless you, child. I am starving!
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Hi, Mrs. Pancake.
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Thanks for coming on such short notice.
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It's a pleasure to sit
for little Dave again.
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So, has he been changed?
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Well, it wouldn't hurt to check.
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Molly, a word.
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Why is she here? She
hasn't sat for us in years.
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I called Mrs. P out of retirement
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so I can go to the grove with my friends.
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That's not fair.
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Why do you get to go out
and I have to stay here?
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[Scoffs] Where would you even go?
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There's a "Magic: The Gathering" gathering
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at Gamer's Paradise.
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I'm sure one of the
nerds will blog about it.
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Yeah, that nerd could have been me.
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I'll tell Mom and Dad.
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[Groans] Fine.
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You can order pizza and pick
whatever toppings you want.
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Yes!
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Hello, cheese pizza topped
with mini cheese pizzas.
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Okay. He's in bed by 10:30,
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he can have all the pizza he wants,
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but try to limit his sugar consumption.
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Make sure he flosses, brushes,
and wears his night guard.
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Make sure you tarp his pillow,
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because the mouth guard makes him drool.
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And make sure you turn his fan on high,
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because the tarp makes him sweat.
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I remember the drill!
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Ooh.
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What I would do to
that guy after 12 dates.
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Julie, just give it up.
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Finding love at a wedding isn't real.
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You know what is real?
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That raw bar... I'm gonna go post up.
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You coming?
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No.
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Your oyster etiquette
leaves a lot to be desired.
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I slurp how I slurp.
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- Oh, sorry.
- No. No, please.
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No, no, no. I'm just grabbing a beer.
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You like beer?
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I love beer.
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[Laughs]
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I love beer!
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- Oh!
- That's so crazy!
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It's so crazy.
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I've never met anybody
else who likes beer.
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Don't tell me you also like food.
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I'm obsessed with it.
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[Laughs]
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Literally eat it three times a day...
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could not survive without it.
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Okay. On the count of three,
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name your favorite TV show, all right?
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One, two, three... "House of Cards."
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Whatever yours is!
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Oh, my God. What are the chances, huh?
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[Laughter]
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Hello, fellow table mates.
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[Table quiets]
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So!
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Where do you all know
the happy couple from?
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We all went to college with Beth.
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Did you go to Dartmouth?
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Never heard of it.
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There you are.
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Oh, why do you keep ghosting
me on the dance floor?
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Oh. I thought you were ghosting me.
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This place must be pretty haunted, huh?
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[Laughs]
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Okay, Alli, you know what?
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I've held this in for a while,
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but I'm just gonna say it...
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Your whole "I don't
like weddings" thing...
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it's a real bummer.
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It's a bummer?
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Yeah! I'm trying to have fun with you,
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and it's like you don't
even want to be here.
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Bum-mer.
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You know what, Ken?
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As long as we're being honest,
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the truth is I love weddings.
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No, you don't.
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Yeah, I do.
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The only thing I don't like about weddings
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is dancing with you.
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[Gasps]
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I'm an amazing dancer!
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No. Actually, Ken, you know what you are?
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You're a selfish dancer.
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[Gasps]
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You don't dance with me.
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Occasionally you dance at me,
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but mostly you're all about you.
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That's ridiculous!
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We danced for six straight songs together.
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Ken, I left the dance
floor 5 1/2 songs ago,
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and you didn't even notice.
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Really? Before "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
262
00:09:34,856 --> 00:09:37,389
Nobody had even noticed
the dogs were missing yet.
263
00:09:37,425 --> 00:09:38,958
Selfish dancer.
264
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,661
I'm not a selfish dancer!
265
00:09:42,878 --> 00:09:44,961
You're clearly just not
ready for this jelly.
266
00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:57,150
Mrs. Pancake, your lips look dusty.
267
00:09:57,186 --> 00:09:59,553
Would you care for something to drink?
268
00:09:59,588 --> 00:10:03,290
You sweet boy. I'd love a milk, please.
269
00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:10,664
How about I turn this on for you?
270
00:10:10,699 --> 00:10:11,531
[Game show theme plays]
271
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,632
Oh!
272
00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:15,001
Announcer: Today's
contestants are...
273
00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,875
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
274
00:10:22,092 --> 00:10:23,009
Were you followed?
275
00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:24,510
From next door? No.
276
00:10:25,506 --> 00:10:29,708
Look. Her name is Mrs.
Pancake, like the food.
277
00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:30,617
Copy.
278
00:10:30,652 --> 00:10:32,486
Pizza's on the way, so enjoy that.
279
00:10:32,693 --> 00:10:33,620
I already ate.
280
00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:34,855
This isn't about you.
281
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,192
And bedtime is 10:30 go willingly.
282
00:10:39,312 --> 00:10:39,895
Of course.
283
00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:42,430
Here's some milk.
284
00:10:43,481 --> 00:10:45,999
Oh, and I would not
engage her on immigration.
285
00:10:48,437 --> 00:10:50,804
[TV chatter]
286
00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:53,453
- Here you go, Mrs. Pancake.
- Ohh.
287
00:11:10,157 --> 00:11:11,549
There he is! Good to see you, bud.
288
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:12,159
Having fun?
289
00:11:12,194 --> 00:11:13,322
Actually, I'm not having fun.
290
00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:14,962
Okay, great, got to run... pictures.
291
00:11:14,997 --> 00:11:16,563
Mm. Mm.
292
00:11:16,598 --> 00:11:18,031
You got a lot of guts signing up for this,
293
00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:22,134
'cause, man, let me tell you,
a marriage can be a-brutal.
294
00:11:23,972 --> 00:11:25,989
Okay. Thanks for the heads up.
295
00:11:26,024 --> 00:11:27,374
I should really get going to...
296
00:11:27,409 --> 00:11:29,709
Just when you think you're
in a good place, bam!
297
00:11:29,745 --> 00:11:31,962
She ups and calls you a selfish dancer!
298
00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:32,647
Can you believe that?
299
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:33,441
You know, this is something
300
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,326
you should probably
discuss with your wife.
301
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:36,283
I'm not selfish!
302
00:11:36,318 --> 00:11:39,119
I'm a massively gifted dancer, Allison!
303
00:11:40,556 --> 00:11:42,071
I've been electrifying audiences
304
00:11:42,126 --> 00:11:44,624
from the moment my feet
first graced the dance floor!
305
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:45,592
Good for you. Can I just...
306
00:11:45,627 --> 00:11:48,128
The year was 1982.
307
00:11:48,145 --> 00:11:49,196
Please no...
308
00:11:51,161 --> 00:11:52,698
A 12-year-old Ken Park,
309
00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:54,768
still a decade and a half from puberty,
310
00:11:54,983 --> 00:11:57,270
took to the dance floor for the first time
311
00:11:57,306 --> 00:11:59,506
with moves only his mirror had seen.
312
00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:04,526
That night was a huge
turning point for me,
313
00:12:04,553 --> 00:12:07,814
because before that... oh, my God.
314
00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:09,483
I've been an idiot.
315
00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:13,353
I'm gonna go talk to my wife.
316
00:12:13,664 --> 00:12:14,422
Mm-hmm.
317
00:12:15,726 --> 00:12:17,194
Oh, and you should go
talk to your wife.
318
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,235
She looks cranky.
319
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:20,653
You know, I never understood
320
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,963
why it's called Super
Mario Brothers, either.
321
00:12:22,998 --> 00:12:24,898
I mean, their names are Mario and Luigi.
322
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,527
Right? I mean, is their last name Mario?
323
00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:28,016
So, what, is it Luigi...
324
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,284
Both: and Mario Mario?
325
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:30,403
- That's mental.
- That's mental.
326
00:12:30,439 --> 00:12:31,623
- That's mental.
- So mental.
327
00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:34,875
Uh, I'm gonna head to the men's.
328
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,558
These Michelob Ultras are
going right through me.
329
00:12:37,609 --> 00:12:38,678
Promise me you won't move?
330
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:39,771
I'm not going anywhere.
331
00:12:43,593 --> 00:12:44,100
Come on!
332
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,353
You guys are not gonna believe it.
333
00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:48,288
I met someone and he is amazing!
334
00:12:48,323 --> 00:12:50,357
Okay, good for you, Clarky,
but we got to bounce.
335
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,458
We're at the wrong wedding.
336
00:12:51,578 --> 00:12:52,859
What are you talking about?
337
00:12:52,895 --> 00:12:54,249
That's why we didn't have any place cards
338
00:12:54,278 --> 00:12:57,301
and why the cocktail napkins
say "Mr. and Mrs. Tutupu."
339
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,468
And when I went to
congratulate Dr. Tuttle,
340
00:13:01,503 --> 00:13:03,089
he was a foot taller than usual
341
00:13:03,108 --> 00:13:05,154
and significantly more Samoan.
342
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,877
We're in the terrace ballroom.
343
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,744
The Tuttle wedding's
in the garden ballroom.
344
00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:13,613
But... Connor and I
haven't exchanged info.
345
00:13:13,649 --> 00:13:15,010
I'll never see him again.
346
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,517
Sorry, not leaving, not sorry.
347
00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:18,521
Okay, I'll go!
348
00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:20,987
Connor, if you are listening,
349
00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:22,689
write down my e-mail address!
350
00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:26,751
It's "leave it to Clark
underscore Beavers at aol.com!"
351
00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:29,763
That's aol.com!
352
00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:42,690
Allison, you were right.
353
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,340
I am a selfish dancer.
354
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,361
But there's a reason.
355
00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:47,643
The year was 1982.
356
00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,078
Please, no.
357
00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:53,298
That night I had asked
every girl to dance with me,
358
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:55,097
and I got shut down by all of them.
359
00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:59,322
So, faced with the prospect
of eternal loneliness
360
00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:01,345
and no one to dance with, I took action.
361
00:14:04,763 --> 00:14:06,400
[Screams]
362
00:14:08,562 --> 00:14:11,552
I realized my filthy moves
were just a way for me to fit in
363
00:14:11,596 --> 00:14:13,102
because I didn't have a partner.
364
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:15,171
That's why I became a selfish dancer.
365
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:16,948
Hey, you have a partner now.
366
00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:19,742
I know, and you're the
best partner in the world.
367
00:14:20,016 --> 00:14:22,375
Honestly, I wouldn't
even want a young hot one
368
00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:23,679
like Tuttle just scored.
369
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:28,340
Point is, will you dance with me?
370
00:14:43,857 --> 00:14:46,202
You know, you people have
been showing each other
371
00:14:46,237 --> 00:14:47,601
pictures of your kids for...
372
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,067
for a real long time now.
373
00:14:53,904 --> 00:14:55,707
Oh! Thank God!
374
00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:57,061
- Ohh!
- Oh!
375
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,750
I was wrong to impose such
harsh social restrictions
376
00:15:00,785 --> 00:15:01,851
on you people.
377
00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,927
Ah, tonight has just been horrible.
378
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:06,122
I would have had a much
better time with you.
379
00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:08,414
So, please, join me.
380
00:15:09,528 --> 00:15:12,743
Because tonight I'm
not only your employer,
381
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,752
I am also your boss.
382
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:19,101
Sorry, Pat. Your rules are your rules.
383
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:20,403
You seemed pretty adamant before.
384
00:15:20,438 --> 00:15:22,471
All I have is my word, so...
385
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:23,405
Pat, bye!
386
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:26,925
Did you see what I said to Pat?
387
00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:27,651
I said, "Pat, bye."
388
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,912
[Laughter]
389
00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:34,684
[Laughs sadly]
390
00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:37,486
Clark, are you bummed about Connor?
391
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,332
Of course.
392
00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:40,823
I meet the perfect guy
at the wrong wedding.
393
00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:42,115
And when I do show up at the right one,
394
00:15:42,144 --> 00:15:45,035
the photo booth is broken so
I can't document my misery.
395
00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:48,331
Excuse me, I think I'm
at the wrong wedding.
396
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:49,091
[Laughs]
397
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,909
- [Gasps] Hi!
- Hi.
398
00:15:51,228 --> 00:15:52,498
I was looking all over for you,
399
00:15:52,511 --> 00:15:53,594
and then I overheard somebody talking
400
00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:55,274
about three misfits
who crashed the wedding.
401
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,310
And how one of them more or
less cleaned out the raw bar.
402
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,136
That crab was for real.
403
00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:03,548
And I had a feeling one
of those misfits was you.
404
00:16:04,192 --> 00:16:06,069
You know what? I don't think
you're at the wrong wedding.
405
00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:10,509
I think that you are in
exactly the right place.
406
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,924
Aw!
407
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,459
[Chanting] Go, Clark! Go, Clark!
408
00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:18,664
Both: Go, go, go, Clark!
409
00:16:19,197 --> 00:16:20,263
Julie: Aww!
410
00:16:20,298 --> 00:16:22,565
♪ That sweet morning dew ♪
411
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,967
♪ I took one look at you ♪
412
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:28,871
♪ And it was plain to
see you were my destiny ♪
413
00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:30,072
♪ You're all ♪
414
00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:32,341
♪ With arms open wide ♪
415
00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:34,710
♪ I threw away my pride ♪
416
00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:36,746
♪ I sacrifice for you ♪
417
00:16:36,781 --> 00:16:38,080
♪ Dedicate my life to you ♪
418
00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:39,382
♪ Oh-ho ♪
419
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:40,816
♪ I will go where you lead ♪
420
00:16:40,852 --> 00:16:42,018
♪ Come on, babe ♪
421
00:16:42,053 --> 00:16:44,186
♪ You're always there
in time of need ♪
422
00:16:44,222 --> 00:16:46,355
♪ And when I lose my will ♪
423
00:16:46,391 --> 00:16:48,758
♪ You'll be there to
push me up the hill ♪
424
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:53,596
♪ There's no, no looking back for us ♪
425
00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:57,867
♪ We got love, sure
'nough that's enough ♪
426
00:16:57,902 --> 00:16:59,468
♪ You're all ♪
427
00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:02,238
♪ You're all I need ♪
428
00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:04,206
♪ To get by ♪
429
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,869
[Screaming]
430
00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:16,018
Whew!
431
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:18,988
That was close!
432
00:17:21,254 --> 00:17:22,825
They were right to kick us out.
433
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,226
Oh, absolutely.
434
00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:26,044
Even the use of force was justified.
435
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,802
But before it all went
down, kind of fun, right?
436
00:17:30,289 --> 00:17:32,342
I had a great time dancing with you.
437
00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:33,569
- Really?
- And you know what?
438
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:34,738
I'm actually looking forward
439
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,706
to the next wedding we go to together.
440
00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:37,940
Me too.
441
00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:42,193
Uh, Gevork, what are you doing?
442
00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:43,640
I said, "take Cahuenga!"
443
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:48,202
You still haven't answered the question...
444
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:49,824
"even if you could build that wall,
445
00:17:49,997 --> 00:17:50,989
who's gonna pay for it?"
446
00:17:53,493 --> 00:17:54,690
[Telephone rings]
447
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:58,910
Go for Mrs. Pancake.
448
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,629
Hi, Mrs. Pancake. It's Molly.
449
00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:01,630
Just calling to check on Dave.
450
00:18:01,885 --> 00:18:02,835
Oh, he's fine.
451
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:03,757
We ordered pizza,
452
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,743
and he gobbled down an entire slice.
453
00:18:05,986 --> 00:18:07,841
Dave only ate one slice?
454
00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:09,472
Can I speak with him, please?
455
00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:12,869
Go for Dave Park.
456
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,132
Henry?!
457
00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:15,728
Hi, my older sister, Molly.
458
00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:20,467
[Phone rings]
459
00:18:21,129 --> 00:18:21,994
Go for Dave Park.
460
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,220
I can't believe you snuck out!
461
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:24,694
[Cellphone beeps]
462
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,435
Hold on, I'm getting another call.
463
00:18:28,539 --> 00:18:29,246
Hi, Mom.
464
00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:31,153
Hey, sweetie. How's it going?
465
00:18:31,273 --> 00:18:32,576
Perfectly. Why would you ask that?
466
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,633
Just checking in. Can we say hi to Dave?
467
00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:35,920
No. He's pooping.
468
00:18:38,436 --> 00:18:39,669
Attaboy.
469
00:18:41,506 --> 00:18:43,856
Anyway, your mom and
I were deemed too cool
470
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:46,273
for the wedding, so we'll be home in 20.
471
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,763
20? That's perfect!
472
00:18:47,818 --> 00:18:48,773
[Laughs nervously]
473
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,020
Okay, see you soon, bye!
474
00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:58,052
[Chuckles]
475
00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:05,753
Mrs. Pancake?
476
00:19:06,365 --> 00:19:07,188
Henry?
477
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,333
Who's Henry? This is Dave.
478
00:19:09,947 --> 00:19:12,312
And he didn't even need to be changed.
479
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:16,264
Where are the kids?
480
00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:18,632
Oh, hey, guys. 'Sup?
481
00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:21,069
What's going on?
482
00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:22,804
Oh! This little 'sitch?
483
00:19:23,018 --> 00:19:24,630
Yeah, Dave and I were
hanging out together,
484
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,824
having a great time.
485
00:19:25,944 --> 00:19:27,774
And Henry called to
see if I was available,
486
00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:28,934
which I'm never not.
487
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:31,484
So, Henry comes over,
488
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:32,880
and I'm like, "who wants ice cream?"
489
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,035
And, you know, Dave was in,
490
00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:37,612
but poor Henry had just
come from a creamery tour.
491
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:43,191
And, of course, Molly
couldn't leave him here alone.
492
00:19:43,394 --> 00:19:45,860
So I rang up Mrs. pancake to
watch him while we were gone.
493
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,328
Then Molly and I got ice cream,
494
00:19:47,363 --> 00:19:48,563
ate it, and here we are.
495
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:49,280
The end.
496
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,702
Thanks, Mrs. P. Awesome stuff tonight.
497
00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:57,575
Thanks, Henry. Solid hang.
498
00:20:01,357 --> 00:20:04,871
Come on, Henry.
I'll give you a ride home.
499
00:20:05,624 --> 00:20:08,002
Ever been in a sidecar before?
500
00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:13,020
So sweet.
501
00:20:13,435 --> 00:20:15,572
It's nice to see the kids
doing something together.
502
00:20:15,616 --> 00:20:18,680
Yeah, even if that
something is lying to us.
503
00:20:20,592 --> 00:20:23,498
So you're saying... ohhhh!
504
00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:26,501
And that's why... ahhhh!
505
00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:27,702
[Laughs]
506
00:20:27,884 --> 00:20:31,139
Which explains
mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
507
00:20:31,812 --> 00:20:33,667
Yeah, I have no idea what
happened here tonight.
508
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,420
Arthur, I'm home!
509
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:38,955
And I had quite a night.
510
00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:45,937
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