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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,784 --> 00:00:16,783 - Morgan, this is a bad idea. - We can't stay here, Chuck. 2 00:00:16,994 --> 00:00:20,525 - I'm uncomfortable with the plan. - Plan? What plan? This is survival. 3 00:00:21,993 --> 00:00:23,864 That's her. We've been compromised. I'm a ghost. 4 00:00:24,034 --> 00:00:27,364 Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man. 5 00:00:27,574 --> 00:00:29,482 Chuck, what are you doing? 6 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,192 Uh, escaping. 7 00:00:32,447 --> 00:00:33,446 From your own birthday party. 8 00:00:33,657 --> 00:00:34,984 Hey, Ellie. 9 00:00:35,157 --> 00:00:38,521 Wow, you look fan... tastic. 10 00:00:38,698 --> 00:00:40,569 Uh, you know, sis, the thing is... 11 00:00:40,781 --> 00:00:44,145 ...Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in... 12 00:00:45,319 --> 00:00:46,317 ...at my birthday party. 13 00:00:46,487 --> 00:00:49,271 Because we don't know anybody. 14 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:52,810 Because they're all your friends and they all happen to be doctors. 15 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:56,149 Yeah, doctors who don't really get our jokes. 16 00:00:56,319 --> 00:00:59,269 - Well, your jokes. - Okay, my jokes. 17 00:00:59,485 --> 00:01:04,188 Chuck, I have invited real, live women for you. 18 00:01:04,359 --> 00:01:06,597 So please, let's go. 19 00:01:06,774 --> 00:01:08,895 Morgan, you stay here. 20 00:01:10,358 --> 00:01:13,722 - Need a hand, buddy? - No, no, no, I'm okay. I'm all right. 21 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:21,105 Birthday boy, come with me. 22 00:01:21,313 --> 00:01:23,884 We're gonna be social. You are funny, smart, handsome. 23 00:01:24,063 --> 00:01:26,812 - Thank you. There's Captain Awesome. - Please don't call him that. 24 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:30,509 Okay, I've identified some candidates for Chuck, and they are awesome. 25 00:01:30,728 --> 00:01:32,635 Let me introduce you to Chuck, Ellie's brother. 26 00:01:32,853 --> 00:01:35,471 Hi. We've heard so much about you. Are you in a costume? 27 00:01:35,644 --> 00:01:37,468 No, I work for the Nerd Herd. 28 00:01:37,643 --> 00:01:41,008 Nerd Herd? That is so cute. What do you really wanna do? 29 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,180 Working on my five-year plan. Just need a font. 30 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:45,388 What happened here? Did you hurt your hand? 31 00:01:45,559 --> 00:01:47,796 No, no, it's, ahh, from "Call of Duty. " 32 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,640 The controller chafes after several hours. 33 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:53,632 - Ellie said you went to Stanford. - Yes, that's technically correct. 34 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:55,305 I graduated in '02. 35 00:01:55,472 --> 00:01:57,215 - What was your major? - Engineering. 36 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:59,088 Oh, my God. I knew this great guy. 37 00:01:59,304 --> 00:02:03,511 He was an engineer. Um, he ran track. And I think he was a gymnast too. 38 00:02:03,679 --> 00:02:05,835 - Bryce Larkin. He was my roommate. Oh, yes. 39 00:02:06,054 --> 00:02:08,256 - What's he doing now? - I think he's an accountant. 40 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:09,458 Oh. 41 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,045 It's hard to say goodbye. 44 00:02:53,584 --> 00:02:56,286 - So do you have a girlfriend? - Ahh, no. 45 00:02:56,459 --> 00:02:58,911 - I did, a while back at Stanford. Oh. 46 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:01,702 Yeah. Her name was Jill. We met freshman year. 47 00:03:01,874 --> 00:03:03,994 Oh, that was a while back. 48 00:03:04,165 --> 00:03:07,116 I remember when I met Jill, I was... Uh, it was in Economics class. 49 00:03:07,332 --> 00:03:10,329 I was walking across the quad and she had dropped her bag. 50 00:03:10,498 --> 00:03:13,200 And I was, like, rushing to, heh... To go and pick it up for her. 51 00:03:13,373 --> 00:03:15,244 And, uh, we kind of, like, did that whole... 52 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,699 Like in a cartoon, kind of bumped heads and... 53 00:03:17,913 --> 00:03:20,317 There was a whole gang of us, Jill and Bryce. 54 00:03:20,954 --> 00:03:22,612 We had so much in common then. 55 00:03:24,202 --> 00:03:25,992 How's he doing? 56 00:03:26,619 --> 00:03:27,816 Not awesome. 57 00:03:27,994 --> 00:03:31,987 So there I was. Jill with Bryce, me on a train home. 58 00:03:32,159 --> 00:03:34,778 I guess she thought he was more exciting. 59 00:03:40,366 --> 00:03:42,854 Larkin is in the vault. Larkin, open the door. 60 00:03:43,032 --> 00:03:44,773 You have three seconds. We can compromise. 61 00:03:44,989 --> 00:03:46,779 Blow the door. Okay, let's go. 62 00:03:48,948 --> 00:03:50,688 Larkin. 63 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:03,397 Freeze. 64 00:04:03,569 --> 00:04:05,191 Stop right there. 65 00:04:06,902 --> 00:04:08,145 Larkin! 66 00:04:21,982 --> 00:04:23,688 Turn right. 67 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,395 Larkin, stop. 68 00:04:37,937 --> 00:04:40,685 Larkin is on the roof. All units, converge. 69 00:04:40,894 --> 00:04:44,804 I repeat, Larkin is on the roof. All units, converge. 70 00:05:17,552 --> 00:05:19,259 Don't move. 71 00:05:22,635 --> 00:05:23,832 Too late, Casey. 72 00:05:36,507 --> 00:05:37,834 Thanks for my party. 73 00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:40,790 Your seven-layer dip? Tasted like eight. 74 00:05:40,964 --> 00:05:44,495 - Chuck, can I tell you something? - It really was eight layers? 75 00:05:44,673 --> 00:05:48,664 Even though we may ask, no woman wants to hear about an old girlfriend. 76 00:05:48,837 --> 00:05:51,290 It's depressing, okay? Stanford was five years ago. 77 00:05:51,462 --> 00:05:53,997 You need to move on. It's time. 78 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,538 Do we have to have this conversation again? 79 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:58,120 We've rehearsed it enough. 80 00:05:58,294 --> 00:06:01,492 Right. Well, I'll get over Jill tomorrow. 81 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,073 Hey there. 82 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:10,077 Seems like everybody had a really good time, huh? 83 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:12,497 I know I did. 84 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,033 Super. 85 00:06:16,248 --> 00:06:19,779 Cheer up, Chuck. You can talk to some women. You know, it's a start. 86 00:06:21,164 --> 00:06:23,947 Wow. A blast-from-the-past wow. 87 00:06:24,121 --> 00:06:26,953 - Bryce remembered your birthday, dude. - What? 88 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,118 Got you kicked out of school, stole your girl? 89 00:06:30,287 --> 00:06:32,491 Yeah, Morgan. I think I remember Bryce. 90 00:06:32,661 --> 00:06:36,323 All right, well, what, uh...? What do we got here? 91 00:06:37,493 --> 00:06:39,200 Huh. What is it? 92 00:06:39,701 --> 00:06:42,189 "Zork. " Remember "Zork," the old text-based video game? 93 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:46,313 Bryce and I programmed our own version of it back at Stanford using a TRS-80. 94 00:06:46,492 --> 00:06:48,446 Wow, you guys were really cool. 95 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:52,609 Yeah, if I could only remember what was in my hero's satchel. 96 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:55,688 The weapons I would use to kill the terrible troll. 97 00:06:55,865 --> 00:06:58,103 Right. You know what? You're still really cool. 98 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,070 And, uh, you're going home. 99 00:07:00,239 --> 00:07:02,027 - Is it that time? - It's that time. 100 00:07:02,196 --> 00:07:03,689 Right. 101 00:07:04,321 --> 00:07:06,856 - Pedal safe. Thank you. 102 00:07:11,612 --> 00:07:16,233 Attack troll with nasty knife. 103 00:08:08,932 --> 00:08:10,388 Chuck. 104 00:08:13,222 --> 00:08:14,383 Chuck. 105 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:19,337 Dude. 106 00:08:19,513 --> 00:08:20,840 Dude. 107 00:08:21,012 --> 00:08:22,589 Are you okay? 108 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:23,881 Morgan? 109 00:08:24,095 --> 00:08:26,132 Yeah, man. Yeah, it's me. 110 00:08:26,303 --> 00:08:27,381 What happened? 111 00:08:27,553 --> 00:08:30,219 I was gonna ask you the same question. 112 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,921 You okay? 113 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:36,673 Did you spike the punch? 114 00:08:36,842 --> 00:08:38,500 Something goes wrong, you blame me. 115 00:08:38,675 --> 00:08:41,424 After all these years, where's the trust? Yes, I did. 116 00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:44,669 The 101 is clear at Universal City. 117 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,253 Watch for delays near Burbank Airport. Security's checking all vehicles. 118 00:08:51,506 --> 00:08:53,994 Got a stickler on the I-605 San Gabriel River Freeway. 119 00:08:54,171 --> 00:08:57,703 A fender-bender on the I-5 Freeway, northbound from 91 Freeway to... 120 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,830 So I'm playing Xbox and I'm like, "Dude, let me get the sniper rifle. " 121 00:09:01,003 --> 00:09:03,492 Guy won't give me the sniper rifle. I need a frag grenade... 122 00:09:03,671 --> 00:09:04,831 Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. 123 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,289 As much as I would love to talk video games with you... 124 00:09:07,461 --> 00:09:09,332 ...I've got a really splitting headache. - Oh. 125 00:09:09,502 --> 00:09:12,583 You know what, can you do me a favor? You mind driving? 126 00:09:12,751 --> 00:09:16,365 Whoa, whoa. Are you being serious? You're gonna let me drive. 127 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,823 It's a company car, Morgan. It's not that big a deal. 128 00:09:18,999 --> 00:09:21,204 Whoa, it's not just a company car, okay? 129 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,997 A hooptie's a hooptie, homeboy. 130 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,991 I mean, this baby's sitting on chrome. Or plastic. 131 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:30,200 Do me a favor and stay off the 5, okay? The cops are in phased deployment. 132 00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:37,032 Okay. Thanks for the tip, Ponch. 133 00:09:42,203 --> 00:09:44,691 Fellow Nerds, today is going to be a very bad day. 134 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:46,859 We've got new computer virus on our hands. 135 00:09:47,035 --> 00:09:50,281 They're calling this one the Irene Demova virus. 136 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:54,776 Ha, ha, ha. Yes, yes. It's named after the Serbian porn star. 137 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,691 Lonely dude call volume will be high. 138 00:09:56,866 --> 00:09:59,272 This is a nasty one, kids. It's a computer-killer. 139 00:09:59,492 --> 00:10:03,436 Last night, the display version of our Prism Express laptop was fried... 140 00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:06,323 ...when someone... Excuse me, I... 141 00:10:06,489 --> 00:10:08,361 - decided to enter Miss Demova's website. 142 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:11,563 Anna, close the eyes. This is what happens. 143 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,817 Oh, this sexy. 144 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,061 Am I sexy? 145 00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:17,860 Am I sexy...? 146 00:10:21,527 --> 00:10:24,728 Sorry, Chuck. She drives me crazy. 147 00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:26,727 But that's love. 148 00:10:26,901 --> 00:10:29,188 Ahh, if you'll please just ignore dirty Uncle Morgan... 149 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,230 The former commander of NA TO... 150 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,019 ...I think everything... ... is set to arrive in Los Angeles... 151 00:10:34,192 --> 00:10:36,478 ...to deliver a speech before the security league. 152 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:37,852 ...will be... 153 00:10:38,024 --> 00:10:40,772 The general has drawn fire for his criticism... 154 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,137 ...normal. 155 00:10:42,357 --> 00:10:45,721 General Stanfield, the former allied commander of NA TO... 156 00:10:45,897 --> 00:10:47,722 His report has been politically motivated. 157 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,888 He's already here, he landed last night. 158 00:10:50,064 --> 00:10:51,888 Anonymous sources inside the Pentagon... 159 00:10:52,063 --> 00:10:53,638 Who's already here, Chuckles? 160 00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:57,141 ...are trying to stop tomorrow night's speech from happening and its text... 161 00:10:57,311 --> 00:10:58,685 I don't know. 162 00:10:58,895 --> 00:11:02,175 Of course, we'll have updates for you as events unfold. 163 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,802 Bryce Larkin was CIA, Graham. 164 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:09,176 - He was one of your agents. And it was NSA's job to find him. 165 00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:11,263 To question him, not to kill him. 166 00:11:11,475 --> 00:11:13,430 Thanks to Rambo here, we've got nothing. 167 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,087 No, you got a dead CIA agent. 168 00:11:16,265 --> 00:11:17,674 That's gold star in my book. 169 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:19,300 - Lf this gets out... - It won't. 170 00:11:19,516 --> 00:11:21,551 - Nobody asked you. - Actually, they did. 171 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,513 Major Casey is heading up this investigation. 172 00:11:24,722 --> 00:11:26,179 So, what was Bryce after? 173 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:27,969 What did this computer do? 174 00:11:28,138 --> 00:11:31,219 Well, this computer did everything. 175 00:11:32,595 --> 00:11:36,422 After 9l11, the NSA and the CIA were told to play nice. 176 00:11:36,594 --> 00:11:38,632 Share their intel. This is how we did it. 177 00:11:38,803 --> 00:11:41,087 Every scrap of data we had went into this computer. 178 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:44,008 It mined for patterns in the chatter... 179 00:11:44,176 --> 00:11:45,254 ...saw things we didn't. 180 00:11:45,468 --> 00:11:47,837 The data was encrypted into thousands of images. 181 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:52,001 Whoever received Larkin's e-mail got all of our secrets. 182 00:11:52,174 --> 00:11:53,999 Find those secrets, Casey. 183 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,126 Found this on Larkin. 184 00:11:57,590 --> 00:12:00,256 Hard drive's fried, but we picked up a trace signature. 185 00:12:00,798 --> 00:12:03,545 - Where? - Los Angeles. 186 00:12:03,713 --> 00:12:06,746 Which is perfect. Been feeling a little pasty. 187 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,283 Stop the presses. Who is that? Vicki Vale. 188 00:12:19,502 --> 00:12:21,291 Vicky Vale Vick... Va-Vicky Vale 189 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:24,243 Vickity-vickity Vicki Vale Vick... Va-Vicky Vale... 190 00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:29,534 - I hope I'm not interrupting. - No, not at all. 191 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,029 - Uh, that's from... It's from Batman. - Because that makes it better. 192 00:12:34,248 --> 00:12:36,996 Ahh, hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, Chuck. 193 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:39,776 Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. 194 00:12:39,955 --> 00:12:41,911 Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter. 195 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:43,365 My parents are sadists. 196 00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:45,410 And carnival freaks found him in a dumpster. 197 00:12:45,579 --> 00:12:48,114 But they raised me as one of their own. 198 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,611 - How can I help you...? - Sarah. 199 00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:52,326 - Sarah. - I'm here about this. 200 00:12:52,535 --> 00:12:54,941 Oh, yeah, the IntelliCell. Yeah. Absolutely. 201 00:12:55,119 --> 00:13:00,783 Uh, this model has a little screw that pops loose right in the back here. 202 00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:05,733 You just go ahead and give it a couple of quick turns and good as new. 203 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:07,152 No problem. 204 00:13:07,325 --> 00:13:09,065 Wow, you geeks are good. 205 00:13:10,115 --> 00:13:12,603 - Nerds, I'd say nerds probably more... - It's no big deal. 206 00:13:12,822 --> 00:13:14,364 Yeah, you know, Nerd Herd. 207 00:13:14,531 --> 00:13:16,569 Excuse me, excuse me. I have an emergency. 208 00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:19,778 I don't know what I did wrong, but I shot the entire recital... 209 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:21,440 ...but, um, now it won't play back. 210 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:25,150 Okay. Okay, we'll just take a look. 211 00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:27,318 And you don't have a tape in here. 212 00:13:27,528 --> 00:13:29,684 - But it's digital. - Oh, boy. 213 00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:32,645 Right, yes, but you still need digital tape. 214 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,438 Oh, no. 215 00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:36,772 Her mom's gonna kill me. 216 00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:40,936 Uh, Morgan, I need the wall. 217 00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,939 It's yours. 218 00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:44,894 I'm so sorry. 219 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:47,103 Okay, this way. 220 00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:49,222 Are you ready? 221 00:13:49,398 --> 00:13:50,595 What's wrong? 222 00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:52,515 I'm usually in the back row. 223 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:55,224 - Why? - I'm too tall. 224 00:13:55,397 --> 00:13:57,269 I block the other ballerinas. 225 00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:59,973 Can I tell a secret? You can't tell the other girls. 226 00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:04,221 Real ballerinas are tall. 227 00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:32,095 Did you get it? Did it work? 228 00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:37,632 - Chuck. - Hi, Harry. 229 00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:39,794 We'll be back up and running in five minutes. 230 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:41,167 Five minutes? 231 00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:44,093 Do you know what five minutes means in Buy More dollars? 232 00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:46,966 I didn't realize we had our own currency. 233 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,759 I'm sorry about all the commotion. 234 00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:51,878 We are not stock boys anymore, Chuck. We are leaders. 235 00:14:52,052 --> 00:14:54,752 Buy More leaders. 236 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,666 And you wonder why Big Mike wants me for assistant manager. 237 00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:02,746 There's an open position? Big Mike didn't tell me. 238 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,044 And why should he? 239 00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:06,620 He knows you won't leave the comfort of the Herd. 240 00:15:14,254 --> 00:15:16,411 Chuck, dude. 241 00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:18,045 She left you her card. 242 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:20,996 Yes. 243 00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,583 Why wouldn't you call this girl? 244 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:28,500 - Oh, I don't know. Did you see her? - Yes. Oh, man, yes. 245 00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:31,156 I'm gonna repeat the question: Why wouldn't you call? 246 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:35,078 Because I live on planet Earth, Morgan. Why are you following me home? 247 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,287 Aw, come... Hey, we're buddies. 248 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,780 We're gonna go do friend things and... 249 00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:42,280 I need to use your computer. Mine's still acting up. 250 00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:44,282 Ah, heh, heh. Irene Demova? 251 00:15:44,457 --> 00:15:49,243 Oh, so beautiful and so deadly. 252 00:15:49,788 --> 00:15:51,329 Yeah. 253 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:55,822 You gotta understand, this is what I've been telling I don't know how long... 254 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:00,486 Please, not the computer. 255 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,649 Hyah! 256 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,401 Come on, Chuck, do something. 257 00:16:19,616 --> 00:16:20,693 Give me the... 258 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,601 That's my friend. 259 00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,856 Okay, look, he's not that good of a friend. 260 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:47,395 Didn't you hang that shelf? 261 00:16:56,523 --> 00:16:58,395 Damn it. 262 00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:08,056 Now, I've been through it. It's dead, it's totally fried. 263 00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:10,637 This hard drive was... 264 00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:11,967 ...murdered. 265 00:17:12,187 --> 00:17:14,592 What if you were the target of a ninja vendetta... 266 00:17:14,812 --> 00:17:17,762 ...and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nun-chuks? 267 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:21,142 That's super, Jeff. 268 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,384 Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. 269 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,343 And here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out. 270 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:32,839 I'm gonna go buy some new locks next door at Large Mart. 271 00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:52,048 Oh, thank God. Uh, excuse me, sir? 272 00:17:52,261 --> 00:17:54,465 Do you know where they sell the...? 273 00:18:01,302 --> 00:18:03,173 What do you want? 274 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:07,205 Um, no, sorry. Sorry, nothing. 275 00:18:07,425 --> 00:18:09,416 Nothing at all. Just... I was, ahh... 276 00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:11,831 Oh, the... Wow, look at that. 277 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,455 Oh, God. 278 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,239 Oh, my God. Thank God. 279 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:08,239 Listen, there's a guy here. He's trying to do something, I don't know. 280 00:19:08,453 --> 00:19:10,989 Call the cops, security, the guy checking receipts. 281 00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:13,488 - What kind of guy? - Scary, kind of a Terminator vibe. 282 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:16,492 - Stubble, red hair. - Black leather jacket? 283 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,822 Yes, yes. 284 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,157 Like that guy? 285 00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,938 I have eyes on him right now. 286 00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:52,943 Like I said, the computer was destroyed beyond repair. 287 00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:57,358 Okay, it's done. I want you in the air in an hour. 288 00:19:57,942 --> 00:20:01,307 - Lf he has an external drive, a backup? It's over, Sarah. 289 00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:03,480 The NSA is stepping in. 290 00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:06,931 Bryce was CIA. He was our guy, and he burned us. 291 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,058 Casey's on his way out. 292 00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:11,724 You're being recalled. 293 00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:14,354 Because of Casey. 294 00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,933 He's a burnout. - He's a killer, Sarah. 295 00:20:17,105 --> 00:20:18,810 Cold school. 296 00:20:18,979 --> 00:20:20,471 I want you to listen to me. 297 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,258 Whatever happened with Bryce, you couldn't have known... 298 00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:25,059 ...you couldn't have stopped. 299 00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:26,389 But I can fix it. 300 00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:29,469 If there's a backup, I'll find it. Just give me 12 hours. 301 00:20:32,935 --> 00:20:35,173 I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind. 302 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,678 I'm losing my mind. 303 00:20:38,058 --> 00:20:41,139 Morgan, not now. 304 00:20:43,849 --> 00:20:45,471 Hi. Hi. 305 00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:48,091 Uh, phone trouble again? 306 00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:52,921 Uh, yeah. I'm not sure I'm able to receive calls... 307 00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:55,046 ...because I never got one from you. 308 00:20:56,471 --> 00:20:58,592 Man, she got... 309 00:20:59,221 --> 00:21:01,294 I'm sorry I left so quickly yesterday. 310 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:04,255 I had an appointment with a realtor. I just moved here. 311 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,625 - Welcome. Thanks. 312 00:21:06,802 --> 00:21:09,965 And, uh, I don't really know anyone here. 313 00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:12,755 I was wondering if you would show me around. 314 00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:16,539 That is, if you're free. 315 00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:19,329 Oh, he's free. He's got nothing but time on his hands. 316 00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:24,045 He is very available and you guys are gonna have a great time. 317 00:21:24,215 --> 00:21:27,046 What's that, sir, Xerox machines? Yeah, I'm on it. 318 00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:30,204 Apparently, my schedule is wide open. 319 00:21:31,338 --> 00:21:33,246 Great. 320 00:21:47,752 --> 00:21:49,244 You're very suspicious. 321 00:21:49,418 --> 00:21:51,289 - Hey, Chuck. - Ellie, captain. 322 00:21:51,459 --> 00:21:53,615 Don't freak out, remain calm. 323 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,414 I have some news. 324 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:56,910 Chuck's got a date. 325 00:21:57,124 --> 00:21:58,783 What? Who? 326 00:21:58,999 --> 00:22:01,202 Way to go, Chuck. That's awesome. 327 00:22:02,415 --> 00:22:03,445 Oh, God. 328 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,281 - What are you gonna wear? - Eh. 329 00:22:12,288 --> 00:22:13,366 So, Sarah... 330 00:22:14,121 --> 00:22:15,826 ...she's nice? Pretty? 331 00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:19,195 Yeah. Actually, Morgan met her online in this kind of chat room. 332 00:22:19,412 --> 00:22:20,987 - I'm totally kidding. - Try it on. 333 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,444 Honestly... - I'm a girl. 334 00:22:23,618 --> 00:22:26,107 I know what girls like. - I'll go change. 335 00:23:00,403 --> 00:23:01,645 Chuck. 336 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:04,811 - Hey, these are leftover from the party. - Oh, okay. 337 00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:09,475 And, um, don't forget about the old-girlfriend rule. 338 00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:12,103 Right, got it. No mention of Jill. 339 00:23:13,232 --> 00:23:15,935 Aces, Charles. You're aces. 340 00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,389 A Dad quote. I'm impressed. 341 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:22,186 - Love you, sis. - I love you. Have fun. 342 00:23:22,355 --> 00:23:24,560 I will. I'll try. 343 00:23:28,812 --> 00:23:30,389 Just... 344 00:23:30,563 --> 00:23:33,311 - They grow up so fast, you know? And... - Go home, Morgan. 345 00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:36,430 Just go home. Go home. 346 00:23:36,644 --> 00:23:38,220 He's picking me up for a date. 347 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:40,759 You're on your own on this one, Sarah. 348 00:23:40,977 --> 00:23:42,931 I can't help you if something goes wrong. 349 00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:44,765 I didn't know about this guy, Graham. 350 00:23:44,976 --> 00:23:47,463 Nice guys aren't sent government secrets. 351 00:23:50,683 --> 00:23:53,514 What should I do if he runs? 352 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,214 Kill him. 353 00:24:13,469 --> 00:24:16,467 Yeah, I live with my sister and her boyfriend, Captain Awesome. 354 00:24:16,635 --> 00:24:18,625 No. Ha, ha. - It's true, though. 355 00:24:18,801 --> 00:24:21,503 So wait. You call him "Captain Awesome"? 356 00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:23,796 Yeah, wait till you meet him. 357 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,008 Everything he does is awesome. 358 00:24:26,176 --> 00:24:28,663 Climbing mountains, jumping out of planes, flossing. 359 00:24:28,841 --> 00:24:30,002 That's funny. 360 00:24:30,216 --> 00:24:31,708 Well, I'm a funny guy. 361 00:24:31,924 --> 00:24:35,205 Clearly. Which is good, because I am not funny. 362 00:24:35,381 --> 00:24:36,459 Is that your secret? 363 00:24:36,631 --> 00:24:39,747 Because I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you. 364 00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:41,462 Oh, plenty. Believe me. 365 00:24:41,672 --> 00:24:44,455 I was thinking, "Either she's a cannibal or she's not that funny. " 366 00:24:44,629 --> 00:24:46,998 I was pulling for cannibal because I never met one before. 367 00:24:47,171 --> 00:24:49,077 Uh, not a cannibal. 368 00:24:49,253 --> 00:24:51,374 But I did just come out of a long relationship... 369 00:24:51,545 --> 00:24:53,369 ...so I may come with baggage. 370 00:24:53,586 --> 00:24:56,537 Well, I could be your very own baggage handler. 371 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:02,367 Uh, so the guy, the ex, the guy. 372 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,413 The ex is the reason you moved here from...? 373 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:05,827 - Uh, D.C. - Right. 374 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,743 Yeah, after I realized that all of my friends were his friends... 375 00:25:09,915 --> 00:25:13,116 ...and that everything about Washington reminded me of Bruce... 376 00:25:13,289 --> 00:25:15,742 ...I needed change. 377 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:19,159 - A big one. - Bruce, yeah. 378 00:25:19,329 --> 00:25:22,945 You give me crap for being Chuck and you went out with a Bruce. 379 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:24,661 That's nice. That's real good. 380 00:25:24,829 --> 00:25:29,034 So, what about you? What skeletons do you have in your closet? 381 00:25:29,786 --> 00:25:32,488 Any secrets? Any women? 382 00:25:33,618 --> 00:25:35,276 Uh, yeah. 383 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:40,652 Yeah, actually. Well, back in college, there was someone. 384 00:25:43,117 --> 00:25:44,608 Actually, that's all over with now... 385 00:25:44,782 --> 00:25:47,069 ...and her restraining orders are very specific. 386 00:25:48,449 --> 00:25:49,645 So... 387 00:25:49,823 --> 00:25:50,985 I like you, Chuck. 388 00:25:57,238 --> 00:25:58,944 So where are we going? 389 00:25:59,112 --> 00:26:00,938 Well, do you like music? 390 00:26:01,112 --> 00:26:02,391 I guess. 391 00:26:02,571 --> 00:26:05,105 Ha-ha-ha. You guess? What's your favorite band? 392 00:26:07,278 --> 00:26:09,600 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 393 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,892 God, I'm not funny. I don't listen to music. 394 00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:15,149 This must be your worst date ever, right? 395 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:26,897 I was waiting for you to say no. 396 00:26:30,439 --> 00:26:33,224 Sorry. Sorry, I kind of zoned out there for a second. 397 00:26:33,397 --> 00:26:34,675 No, no, no. God, no. 398 00:26:34,855 --> 00:26:37,806 I, uh... I've had much, much worse... 399 00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:41,640 Ahh, much worse dates, experiences, overall with women. 400 00:26:41,812 --> 00:26:43,684 - In 11 th grade, actually. - Eleventh grade? 401 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:46,423 Oh, you have to go back that far? 402 00:26:46,602 --> 00:26:48,676 - Come on. - I really don't date all that much. 403 00:26:55,725 --> 00:26:57,182 Chuck Bartowski's your mark. 404 00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:59,884 NSA director wants him with a pulse. 405 00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:03,837 Till we find out who he's working with and what he knows, he lives. 406 00:27:04,016 --> 00:27:06,338 The CIA skirt, you can kill. 407 00:27:26,302 --> 00:27:28,625 - They're good. - Good. 408 00:27:28,844 --> 00:27:30,383 Good. 409 00:27:42,299 --> 00:27:44,373 - Let's dance. - I'm not really a dancer. 410 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,618 Hey, where's the fire? Chuck, give me your keys. 411 00:28:43,785 --> 00:28:47,231 I don't mean to be old-fashioned, but the company only wants employee... 412 00:28:47,409 --> 00:28:49,399 ...Nerds, driving the Nerd Herd mobile. 413 00:28:49,617 --> 00:28:51,523 I mean, it's kind of, you know... 414 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,484 Get in the car. - How did you get into my car? 415 00:28:55,658 --> 00:28:57,612 Get in the car right now. 416 00:28:57,781 --> 00:28:59,191 Sarah. Just get in. 417 00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:01,608 What is going on? 418 00:29:06,364 --> 00:29:07,986 Please tell me what's going on. 419 00:29:09,696 --> 00:29:11,355 Sarah, you're not even looking. 420 00:29:12,195 --> 00:29:14,766 Wait, who are these guys? What do they want? 421 00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:17,393 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 422 00:29:22,526 --> 00:29:24,896 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna die. 423 00:29:28,108 --> 00:29:29,518 Tell me when to turn. 424 00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:33,096 Uh, left in five seconds. 425 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,349 - Your left or my left? - What? 426 00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:38,560 - Too late. - Aah! 427 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:42,891 Oh, my God. 428 00:29:44,147 --> 00:29:45,177 Whoa. 429 00:29:48,728 --> 00:29:50,186 Computer emergency. 430 00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:59,640 Those men will hurt you. They're from the NSA and they're after you. 431 00:29:59,852 --> 00:30:02,387 Me, why? Wait, why me? I'm nobody. 432 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:05,225 I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd at a Buy More. 433 00:30:05,392 --> 00:30:09,005 Maybe I'll be assistant store manager and I don't even know if I want that job. 434 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,506 You know what, that's not your problem. 435 00:30:11,683 --> 00:30:12,843 But that is. 436 00:30:21,347 --> 00:30:23,420 Back, back. 437 00:30:25,263 --> 00:30:29,042 Get out of the car. Let's go, Chuck, move. 438 00:30:34,635 --> 00:30:36,128 Sarah, look out. 439 00:30:49,173 --> 00:30:51,709 Sarah. Sarah. 440 00:30:52,632 --> 00:30:56,043 Request emergency air EVAC. Track location, we're on foot. 441 00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:58,127 Let's go. 442 00:30:59,754 --> 00:31:01,580 How well do you know Bryce Larkin? 443 00:31:01,754 --> 00:31:04,123 What? How do you...? How do you know Bryce? 444 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:05,871 We worked together at the CIA. 445 00:31:06,045 --> 00:31:08,332 The what? The CIA? 446 00:31:08,504 --> 00:31:10,872 Bryce is a spy? Bryce Larkin from Connecticut is a spy? 447 00:31:11,044 --> 00:31:13,827 A rogue spy. Did he try to contact you? 448 00:31:14,335 --> 00:31:16,539 I haven't heard from Bryce in the... 449 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,326 Wait, no. He sent me an e-mail. 450 00:31:23,001 --> 00:31:24,078 Did you open it? 451 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:27,412 - Yeah, it was a line from "Zork. " - What? 452 00:31:27,582 --> 00:31:29,702 Uh, "Zork. " It's a video game that we used to play. 453 00:31:29,915 --> 00:31:33,612 It was a riddle, then I solved it and there was pictures, lots of pictures. 454 00:31:33,832 --> 00:31:35,109 You saw them? 455 00:31:38,205 --> 00:31:41,404 Your computer, did you back it up? Is there an external drive? 456 00:31:41,621 --> 00:31:43,658 It crashed a week ago. Wait, hold on a sec. 457 00:31:43,829 --> 00:31:45,783 Was I not supposed to look at those pictures? 458 00:31:45,953 --> 00:31:50,525 Okay. I may have to aim my gun at you, so just don't freak out. 459 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:52,491 Why? 460 00:31:54,243 --> 00:31:55,818 It's late. I'm tired. 461 00:31:58,034 --> 00:32:02,571 Let's cut the crap and give him to me, now. He belongs to the NSA. 462 00:32:03,324 --> 00:32:04,947 The CIA gets him first. 463 00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:09,395 You come any closer and I shoot. 464 00:32:10,322 --> 00:32:11,436 Sarah? 465 00:32:11,656 --> 00:32:13,528 I'm freaking out. 466 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:20,694 You shoot him, I shoot you. 467 00:32:21,153 --> 00:32:23,902 I leave both your bodies here, go out for a late snack. 468 00:32:24,112 --> 00:32:26,646 I'm thinking maybe pancakes. 469 00:32:28,027 --> 00:32:29,650 Chuck, no! 470 00:32:31,734 --> 00:32:33,606 Stanfield, the former allied... 471 00:32:33,776 --> 00:32:35,516 Stop tomorrow night's meeting from... 472 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,767 They're gonna kill him. 473 00:32:46,606 --> 00:32:47,684 Kill who? 474 00:32:47,856 --> 00:32:51,766 Stanfield, the general. The general, Stanfield, the NATO guy. 475 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,893 Something is wrong with me, okay? 476 00:32:56,062 --> 00:32:59,677 I don't know what it is. I'm remembering things that I shouldn't know. 477 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:01,808 Okay, Chuck, talk to me. Like what? 478 00:33:01,978 --> 00:33:03,968 I don't know. For example, ahh... 479 00:33:04,144 --> 00:33:06,810 ...there was a Serbian demolitions expert at Large Mart today. 480 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:09,307 That's kind of odd, wouldn't you say? 481 00:33:09,477 --> 00:33:12,094 Last week, the NSA, you guys intercepted some blueprints. 482 00:33:12,268 --> 00:33:14,342 Blueprints of a hotel, that hotel. 483 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:18,089 And then the CIA, you guys found a file of schematics of a bomb in Prague. 484 00:33:18,308 --> 00:33:19,587 The bomb is in that hotel. 485 00:33:22,431 --> 00:33:23,759 He was working with Bryce. 486 00:33:23,974 --> 00:33:26,094 No, he opened Bryce's e-mail. 487 00:33:27,889 --> 00:33:30,258 Those pictures you saw were encoded with secrets. 488 00:33:30,472 --> 00:33:34,085 Government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them. 489 00:33:34,263 --> 00:33:36,963 - There were thousands of them. Wait a minute. 490 00:33:37,178 --> 00:33:41,171 You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head. 491 00:33:41,344 --> 00:33:44,093 Chuck is the computer. 492 00:33:44,844 --> 00:33:47,166 - What did you say, what's that mean? - Listen to me. 493 00:33:47,343 --> 00:33:49,298 - Tell us where this bomb... - What is happening? 494 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:51,381 You said there was a bomb. Is there time to stop it? 495 00:33:51,591 --> 00:33:54,424 - What? What, are you crazy? - No, we're the good guys. 496 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:57,121 We get paid to keep bombs from exploding. 497 00:33:57,299 --> 00:33:59,254 Look, I can't help you. 498 00:33:59,465 --> 00:34:01,621 Okay? I really wish that I could, but I can't. 499 00:34:01,798 --> 00:34:04,250 - Call Bryce, he can save the day. - Bryce is dead. 500 00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:08,913 He died sending those secrets to you. 501 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,374 Bryce is dead? 502 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:18,204 And he's gonna have a lot of company unless you start talking. 503 00:34:18,419 --> 00:34:20,576 So pretty please, can we diffuse the bomb now? 504 00:34:23,335 --> 00:34:26,286 According to the schedule, the general's already on the stage. 505 00:34:26,501 --> 00:34:30,825 It is our mission to give our nation's diplomats... 506 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,696 ...the military perspective on world issues. 507 00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:38,239 Now, maybe it was just because I was a uniform... 508 00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:43,236 Wait, Casey. We can't take him in, he's too valuable. 509 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,246 Okay, Johnny Commodore. Stay here but tell us where to go. 510 00:34:46,455 --> 00:34:48,196 - Uh, the easiest way? - The fastest, Chuck. 511 00:34:48,871 --> 00:34:50,328 The fastest. Got it. 512 00:34:51,204 --> 00:34:52,447 Chuck, stop. 513 00:34:54,703 --> 00:34:56,112 Chuck, wait. Wait. 514 00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:59,325 You know, it takes courage to speak up, to take action. 515 00:34:59,536 --> 00:35:01,360 This way, this way. 516 00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:03,572 It's through there. This way, this way. 517 00:35:09,534 --> 00:35:11,654 Chuck, where is it? 518 00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:14,739 I don't... I don't... 519 00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:17,650 What that means is we simply shouldn't do it. 520 00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:20,190 Well, I disagree. 521 00:35:20,364 --> 00:35:22,237 - During my time in Vietnam... - That's it. 522 00:35:22,405 --> 00:35:25,936 I met an exhilarating young colonel. He theorized... 523 00:35:26,114 --> 00:35:27,984 This... Yeah, right here. 524 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,401 - Oh, God. - No time to evacuate. Ideas? 525 00:35:32,611 --> 00:35:34,898 - Disconnect the laptop. Auto-trigger. The cables? 526 00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:36,443 No, definitely a trap. 527 00:35:36,653 --> 00:35:38,726 What the hell do you think you're doing? 528 00:35:39,735 --> 00:35:40,813 Ladies and gentlemen. 529 00:35:40,984 --> 00:35:45,191 We may have a cautionary situation here, so we'll take a short break. 530 00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:48,433 Chuck, is there anything else you remember about the bomb? 531 00:35:55,357 --> 00:35:57,229 - Hi, Morgan. - Hey, how's it going? 532 00:35:57,399 --> 00:36:00,230 - Little busy right now, buddy. - In a good way? Details. 533 00:36:01,689 --> 00:36:03,892 - Why are you calling? - I don't know. 534 00:36:04,063 --> 00:36:07,594 Laying on your bed, Ellie's with captain, my computer got case of the Demova's. 535 00:36:07,771 --> 00:36:10,519 So I figured I'd check in. You won't... 536 00:36:10,728 --> 00:36:12,470 Okay, okay, I have an idea. 537 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,048 That's not an Xbox and you're not an X-Man. 538 00:36:16,268 --> 00:36:18,638 I understand that. This is a Prism Express laptop, okay? 539 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:21,428 We sell this at our store. It has a DOS override. 540 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:27,713 I think I can do this. I can do this, please. 541 00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:29,883 He's our best shot. 542 00:36:33,847 --> 00:36:35,091 Go. 543 00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:40,300 Mr. Bomb, meet Mr. Internet. 544 00:36:44,179 --> 00:36:45,968 - He's searching for porn. - Nn! 545 00:36:49,386 --> 00:36:50,962 Oh, this sexy. - Ew. 546 00:36:51,177 --> 00:36:53,747 Am I sexy? Am I sexy...? 547 00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:05,006 You did it. 548 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,168 I did it. 549 00:37:09,006 --> 00:37:12,786 I did it. I diffused a real bomb. 550 00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:15,203 Ha, ha. This is a real... I... 551 00:37:18,089 --> 00:37:20,540 What if I was wrong? 552 00:37:22,921 --> 00:37:24,294 Don't puke on the C-4, huh? 553 00:37:30,002 --> 00:37:31,281 He's coming with me. 554 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:33,367 - What if this a fluke? - What if it wasn't? 555 00:37:33,544 --> 00:37:36,494 - What if he can stop something bigger? - Fine, drop him in a psych tank. 556 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:39,618 Let him stare at four rubber walls. He'll tell us what we wanna know. 557 00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:42,280 We don't know how this works and what triggers the memories. 558 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:44,744 - He'll crack wide open. Not my job. 559 00:37:44,957 --> 00:37:48,488 - I break things, I don't fix them. - What about his job and his friends? 560 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,655 And what do we do about his sister? 561 00:37:50,830 --> 00:37:51,909 What about my sister? 562 00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:56,030 - Nothing. We were just discuss... - No, no, no, hold on a second. 563 00:37:56,205 --> 00:37:58,657 You have to leave my family and my friends out of this. 564 00:37:58,871 --> 00:38:00,067 We'll see. 565 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:05,490 Look, Bryce sent that e-mail to me. I'm the one remembering your secrets. 566 00:38:05,702 --> 00:38:07,859 Which means you have to listen to me, both of you. 567 00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:09,653 And right now... 568 00:38:10,535 --> 00:38:12,359 ...I'm gonna go home. 569 00:38:12,868 --> 00:38:14,823 No, you're not. 570 00:38:18,367 --> 00:38:20,024 You... 571 00:38:20,825 --> 00:38:22,530 You need me. 572 00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:58,605 How long you been here? 573 00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:01,438 All night. 574 00:39:02,148 --> 00:39:04,222 There's nowhere I can run, is there? 575 00:39:04,398 --> 00:39:06,518 Not from us. 576 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,471 Talk to me, Chuck. 577 00:39:14,522 --> 00:39:17,601 Yesterday, I was making 11 bucks an hour fixing computers. 578 00:39:17,812 --> 00:39:19,802 Now I have one in my brain... 579 00:39:19,978 --> 00:39:24,551 ...and I can't figure out why Bryce did this, why he chose me. 580 00:39:26,227 --> 00:39:27,683 What are you gonna do with me? 581 00:39:27,893 --> 00:39:30,133 What happens now? 582 00:39:31,184 --> 00:39:34,216 For now, you go back to your own life. 583 00:39:34,392 --> 00:39:36,511 We'll protect you and you'll work with us. 584 00:39:39,849 --> 00:39:42,052 And my sister, my friends, are they in danger? 585 00:39:42,264 --> 00:39:45,132 Do you know how worried I was? I even called Morgan. 586 00:39:45,306 --> 00:39:47,840 You get to go all the way? Morgan, shut up. 587 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:49,091 What? I'm just... 588 00:39:51,429 --> 00:39:53,550 Tell them nothing to keep them safe. 589 00:39:56,969 --> 00:39:59,090 Early morning procedure, so... 590 00:39:59,261 --> 00:40:01,546 Group hug, huh? 591 00:40:02,052 --> 00:40:03,426 Mm. Okay. 592 00:40:03,593 --> 00:40:05,383 Awesome. 593 00:40:07,134 --> 00:40:09,836 I need you to do one more thing for me. 594 00:40:11,467 --> 00:40:13,125 Yeah? 595 00:40:13,299 --> 00:40:14,579 Trust me, Chuck. 596 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:53,534 Well, wish me luck. 597 00:41:32,783 --> 00:41:34,607 Sorry, man. 598 00:41:34,782 --> 00:41:36,357 Go get them. 599 00:41:47,029 --> 00:41:51,686 - Didn't think you'd apply. - Uh, I think I'm ready for this, Big Mike. 600 00:41:51,861 --> 00:41:54,480 And what it means: Responsibility, decisive leadership... 601 00:41:54,694 --> 00:41:55,772 Save it for interview. 602 00:41:56,935 --> 00:41:57,934 - Now go train the new guy. - Okey-dokey. 603 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,676 Don't freak out. 46197

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