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♪♪
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Fire!
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Yeah!
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I don't know what's wrong
with me.
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I'm down and left on every shot.
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Here, let me take a look.
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Try bending your elbow
a little bit.
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Maybe slide your hand back
a half inch or so.
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♪ Whoa, my love ♪
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ I've hungered
for your touch ♪
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No, I can't do this.
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You're great at this.
Your tongue touched
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the hangy thing
in the back of my throat.
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No, geils.
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I mean, I can't get close
to another partner.
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Tribeca, after all
we've been through,
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you can't tell me you don't have
feelings for me.
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♪♪
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I don't have feelings for you.
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You're just never gonna let
anyone in the rest of your life?
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See you around, partner.
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Adios, partner.
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Later, Angie.
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♪ It's plain to see
that you already ♪
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Hey, why the long face?
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I was a forceps baby.
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Hey, where's the normal
bartender, regular Pete?
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Yeah, he had the night off.
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I've never known him
to take the night off.
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That's why we called him Pete.
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Wait, I remember.
He died.
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Oh, wow, that's sad.
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How about a drink?
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In honor of regular pert.
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Pete, regular Pete.
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Yeah, right, that's what I said.
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Angie:
Drowning your sorrows?
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Yeah, I got feelings
for my partner,
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but she doesn't want to recip...
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Hey.
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Look, you don't think
I want to recip?
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Of course, I want to recip,
but you don't understand.
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I've had 236 partners,
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and I've fallen in love with
every single one of them.
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That's so normal.
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And something bad has happened
to every single one of them.
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So, the odds of something
happening to me are zero.
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If I ever lost you...
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Nothing's gonna happen
to me, kid.
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I swear.
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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I feel like a Princess in
an old-fashioned fairy tale.
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Wait, let me just go
drain the lizard.
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Here you go, geils,
on the house.
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Thanks.
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Hey, how did you know my name?
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My name, my name.
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My name.
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My name, my name.
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You better stop spinning.
You're gonna make yourself sick.
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Thanks.
Hey, how did you know my...
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It was the smoking drink.
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All right, geils,
get ready for some...
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♪♪
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Something's happened to geils.
I know it.
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Let's not jump
to any conclusions.
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Somebody order a body bag?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Maybe geils just went home
to sleep off his hangover.
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He would never
just leave like that.
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I'm gonna try his phone again.
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Geils' phone.
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Hey, it's Tribeca.
Have you seen him?
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No, no word since last time
you called five minutes ago.
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All right, I'm sorry.
I'm just worried.
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It's okay.
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Oh, my big phone's ringing.
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Tribeca.
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Hello, detective Tribeca.
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I have a friend of yours
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that would very much
like to see you again.
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He's got geils.
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Trace this call.
Trace this call.
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Who is this?
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I don't want to use
my real name.
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Just call me Wilson Phillips.
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Wait, no, that is my real name.
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Just call me Wilson p.
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You listen to me, Wilson p.
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If you touch a hair
on my partner's head...
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No, no, no, you listen to me,
detective!
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If I do not get $1,000
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in nonsequential coffee
gift cards in 2 hours,
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the bomb strapped to your
partner will explode.
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How we doing on this trace?
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Keep talking?
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So, uh, Wilson p.,
what do you like to do
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when you're not
kidnapping people?
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Nice try.
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I love sports, especially stuff
in the water.
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Snorkel, paddle board. Do we have it?
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Sometimes I just lay
on the beach,
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let the birds eat the bread
off my naked body.
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That's really interesting.
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Tell me more.
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Time's up, detective!
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Is what I will say in two hours
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if you do not get me
what I want.
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Goodbye.
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And god bless.
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How did we do on the trace?
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Huh?
Did we get the trace?
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You wanted me to trace a call?
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Oh!
Girl, I was jamming.
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Damn it!♪ they're back stabbers ♪
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There are over
15 Wilson phillipses
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in the state of California.
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We have cops tracking them,
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but we'll never get to all
of them in two hours.
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Well, luckily, every call
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that comes into the precinct
is recorded.
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Did you and edelweiss get
anything from the call?
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Unfortunately, Dr. Edelweiss
is at a forensics conference
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in Istanbul, but I was able
to reach him on Skype.
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Hello, Dr. Edelweiss.
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Dr. Edelweiss?
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There's a bit of a time delay.
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Let's just get started.
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Listen to the audio
from the phone call.
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If I do not get $1,000
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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in two hours,
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the bomb strapped to your
partner will explode.
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That's him.
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That's what I thought, too,
but there's more.
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Watch what happens when we...
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Ah, there you are, Tribeca.
How are you?
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It's been a tough day,
but you know,
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just trying to stay optimistic.
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Watch what happens when I strip
out Wilson p.'S voice.
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Then I take out
any other voices.
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Which leads...
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Yes, I was very concerned
when I heard about geils,
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but don't worry.
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This technology
is absolutely amazing.
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I mean, here I am in the...
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So, if we take out everything
but the background noise...
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Wait a second.
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The guy asked
for coffee gift cards,
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which must mean he likes...
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Overpriced coffee. Shitty,
last-minute gifts.
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That's someone steaming milk.
That's in a coffee shop.
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There's thousands in the city.
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We'll just never
narrow it down in time.
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Hang on, maybe I can pull up
some of the background noises.
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Woman: I have to say, coffee
commune at 1287 Beverly drive
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is my favorite coffee shop
in town.
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That's right around the corner.
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We're there every day.
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He knows us.
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Istanbul, and it's as if I'm
standing right next to you.
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So, scholls,
what are we looking at?
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♪♪
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What can I get you?
A cuvanista? Squat wipe?
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Double dark?
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I'm detective Tanner.
This is detective Hoffman.
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We need to ask you
a few questions.
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Seriously, man?
This is my busiest time.
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At least order something.
I got a whole line here.
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Fine, just a coffee.
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I don't know what that is.
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Come on, an Italian long?
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A perky pony?
A Kansas City mudstorm?
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Coming right up.
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We're trying to track down
one of your customers.
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You recognize this voice?
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Man:
If I do not get $1,000
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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in two hours...
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Yeah, I remember him.
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Nice guy, good tipper.
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Hint, hint.
Are we done here?
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A cop's life is at stake here!
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Now, before I tape your mouth
to that milk steamer...
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Go on.
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What else you know
about this guy?
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I don't know.
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He's 6'2", thin,
light blond hair.
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Think!
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I've got this mug
he used yesterday
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with his fingerprints on it!
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I am losing Patience.
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I-I-i think he left
his driver's license here.
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You want me to go check
the lost and found?
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You are stepping
on my last nerve.
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I don't know.
He... he... he rides a bike?
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Lives within biking distance.
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We're done here.
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Well, he comes in every day
at 11:00.
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If you wait like
six more minutes...
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I'd quit while you're ahead.
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All right, we found five
Wilson phillipses
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within biking distance
of the coffee shop,
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and we're getting search
warrants for each one,
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but we need to buy
a little time.
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So, maybe we hold
a press conference,
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try and draw the guy out.
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Good thinking.
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Tribeca, I know you and geils
were tight.
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We are gonna find him...
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Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!
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It's not just that.
The way we left things was...
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Was it?
Kind of.
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I see.
You know, sometimes...
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I know, but it's hard because...
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I get it.
I've been there.
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Thanks, lieutenant,
you always know what to... i do.
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God. Geils could be hanging on
by a thread, or, worse,
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he could be in the early stages
of Stockholm syndrome.
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Even worse than that,
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he could be developing a bond
with his captor.
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Honey!
Muffins are ready!
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I made you some
low-sodium muffins
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because I know your blood
pressure's an issue right now.
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Maybe later.
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Okay, maybe later.
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What'd you do that for?
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I don't know.
Maybe I'll tell you later.
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Can we not do this right now?
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I'm trying to run a kidnapping.
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You always do this.
You take on everything yourself.
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I got to go out.
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Oh, great, your answer
to everything.
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You know what?
I hope this bomb explodes.
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Don't even joke about that.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Hey, is that Tribeca on TV?
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Angie:
We are working very hard.
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We are tracking every lead,
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and we are confident that
we will find detective geils
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and bring this kidnapper
to justice.
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At this point,
I'll take some questions.
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Yes?
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Where should I take the in-laws
to dinner?
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Everyone likes Italian.
Yes?
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Who are you wearing?
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Lady cop by Valentino.
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Former cabinet member
Stephen chu won a nobel prize
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for capturing atoms
with these light beams.
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What are lasers?
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And here's my message
to the kidnapper.
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You think you're pretty slick
kidnapping my partner.
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Thanks, I do.
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I'm not finished.
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Oh, sorry, go ahead.
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You messed with the wrong cop.
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And, geils, if you're listening,
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just know that I will not rest.
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I know, Angie.
261
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,400
Will somebody
just let me finish?
262
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,710
Oh, sorry, go ahead.
263
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,970
Until I find you.
264
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:53,360
I guess I was pretty much done.
265
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,800
No further questions.
266
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,230
We got the address.
Let's bounce.
267
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,890
All right, take him down!
268
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,550
Try not to let geils explode.
269
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:09,900
What the hell?
270
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:12,940
Look at that rack.
271
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,210
Charlie, don't.
272
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,340
It's a booby trap!
273
00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:30,180
He died doing what he loved.
274
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:42,710
Hello?
275
00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:44,150
Nice try, detective.
276
00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,800
How stupid do you think I am?
277
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,200
Do you really think I would be
at my home address?
278
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,370
Why are you doing this?
279
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,770
Geils never hurt anybody.
280
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,460
Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I wasting your time?
281
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,030
Am I threatening to take away
something you care about?
282
00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,680
Well, now you know how it feels.
283
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,640
Two weeks ago, coffee commune.
284
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,700
Hey, can I get a small...
285
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,090
Sir, we're gonna need you
to step aside. Police business.
286
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,400
Sure, I... I... I'm kind of
in a hurry, so...
287
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,790
Yeah, we'll be quick.
288
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:17,970
Okay.
Kind of a large order here.
289
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,400
Let me get 37 cappuccinos,
290
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,450
20 whole milk,
11 nonfat, 2 with...
291
00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,150
What is that, armin mist?
292
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,710
Armin mist?
Almond milk.
293
00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,630
Almond milk?
That's a... oh, my god,
294
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,200
your handwriting is terrible.
295
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,330
What's this abomination?
296
00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:33,760
Crab cake.
297
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,510
Cr... I can't even read that.
298
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,070
Croissant, it's croissant.
299
00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,070
It's croissant. Looks like cummerbund.
300
00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:40,950
I'm reallyin a hurry, guys.
301
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,560
Swear to god, we're almost done.
302
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,780
The detective here would like
two cummerbunds.
303
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,600
Would you like a top hat with
that, maybe some cufflinks?
304
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,350
I get it, I get it.
My handwriting is terrible.
305
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,910
Terrible?
306
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,000
It looks like you wrote it
on a roller coaster.
307
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,310
Okay, all I want is a small...
308
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,870
Don't worry, sir.
309
00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:57,480
We'll get you to your gym class
on time, okay?
310
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,050
Hey, while we're here,
what's the origin of coffee?
311
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,880
I've always wanted to know...
312
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,320
You really hit the nail on the
head with that one, Tribeca,
313
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,280
except I wasn't
a gym teacher yet.
314
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,110
I was on my way
to a gym-teacher job interview.
315
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,850
Getting the picture?
316
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:16,850
But I missed it because of you
and your stupid coffees
317
00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:18,590
and your stupid handwriting.
318
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,290
My life is ruined.
319
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,810
My wife left me.
320
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:24,510
My kids ran away
and married each other, so now,
321
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,250
I'm taking away your boyfriend.
322
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,950
We're not together.
We'll never be together, okay?
323
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,260
He's just my partner, that's it.
324
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,830
Look, we'll make amends
when we need to,
325
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,740
but you need to let geils go.
326
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:40,920
I will forget everything if you
just give me a simple apology.
327
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,270
Never.
You're insane.
328
00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:44,660
I'm gonna find you...
329
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,100
You will never find me!
330
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,880
I'm a trained gym teacher.
331
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,750
Do you know how many sweatsuits
there are in the world?
332
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,320
Every time you walk
down the street,
333
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,800
and you see someone
in a sweatsuit,
334
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,580
you'll wonder,
"hey, is that him?
335
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,890
Is that him?"
336
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,020
Is that him?
337
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,940
Got to go.
338
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:02,550
Lieutenant, we found geils.
339
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:05,120
Send in everybody!
340
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:18,520
Go, go!
341
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,740
Cover the back!
342
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,590
Man:
Go, go, go, go, go!
343
00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:45,900
Wilson Phillips!
344
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,640
We have you surrounded.
345
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,730
Come out of the house
with your hands up,
346
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:53,430
and do not blow up
detective geils!
347
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,730
All right, everybody,
look alive.
348
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,120
He's a gym teacher.
349
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,560
We have no idea
what he's capable of.
350
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,480
Ohh. Damn it!
I'm out.
351
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,830
Tribeca, take over.
352
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,830
Ohh!
353
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:09,490
Listen, Phillips,
we know you're hurting,
354
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,620
but that's no reason to take it
out on poor Jay geils.
355
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,620
Sure, he may not be the sharpest
tool in the shed,
356
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,930
his apartment's a dump,
357
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,150
and he's the worst driver
of all time.
358
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,840
Have you ever seen
a 9-point turn?
359
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,980
I have.
360
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,590
Come to think of it,
I have no good reason
361
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,240
to have feelings for him,
362
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,460
but damn it...
363
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,860
I love him.
364
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,470
Tribeca!
365
00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:42,780
Geils!
366
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,520
Wilson, you got
to turn yourself in.
367
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,610
I am not going to prison.
368
00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:49,260
You know what prisons have?
Gyms.
369
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:52,480
And every great gym teacher
has spent time in prison.
370
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,620
I'm coming out!
371
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,450
Okay, remember,
he's the only one
372
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,320
who knows how to disarm
the bomb,
373
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,240
so whatever you do,
hold your fire.
374
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,980
Okay?
375
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,150
Hey.
376
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,810
Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
377
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,250
Oh, my god, the bomb.
378
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,510
Geils, how much time left?
379
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,730
1 minute left!
380
00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:20,300
Everybody get out of here.
Save yourself.
381
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,600
No can do.
382
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,130
Tanner, send in the robot.
383
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,410
Damn! Sorry.
It ran out of juice.
384
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,590
Anybody got 12 "c" batteries
on 'em?
385
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,980
Geils, I'm coming.
386
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,850
Tribeca, what the hell
are you doing?!
387
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,900
Wait a minute, am I back in?
388
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,600
You shouldn't be in here.
This bomb's gonna go off.
389
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,250
Save yourself.
390
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,650
Save myself for what?
Another partner?
391
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,390
I don't want a new partner.
392
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:54,820
It's you and me
for the long haul, geils.
393
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,740
I mean,
sure, things could change.
394
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,000
Our jobs are dangerous,
395
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,920
but I just want
to let my guard down
396
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,400
and be vulnerable
397
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,490
and spend time with someone
I really care about.
398
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,620
You know, I've been thinking
a lot lately about life,
399
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,840
and it's really short.
400
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,450
I just really want to...
401
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:09,840
Tribeca, 42 seconds.
402
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,150
Right, right, okay.
403
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,280
Here goes nothing.
404
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,370
All right, let's see
what we got here.
405
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,610
Woman: Hello, you have reached
tech support
406
00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:43,220
for the all-American
bomb company.
407
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,090
There are six bombs
ahead of you.
408
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:47,750
Your bomb is important to us.
Please stay on the...
409
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,530
Okay, I'm just gonna shut
my eyes and cut one.
410
00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:53,970
Yeah, wait, what?
Maybe we keep brainstorming.
411
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,410
Geils?
412
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,930
I do, too.
413
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,410
5 seconds.
414
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,360
4 seconds.
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