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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Julie, Billy.
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We love a list here at Buzzlist,
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so I hope you guys have plenty
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for your two-week trial
here as guest bloggers.
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Oh, don't worry, we're
bursting with lists.
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"7 Ways to Cook Bacon in the '90s."
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"21 Ways to Tell That You're Introvert
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Who Won't Shut Up About Being
an Introvert on Social Media."
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"5 Ways to Kill Yourself After Posting
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Your 'I'm an Introvert' Quiz Results."
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You guys will fit in great here.
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No one's ever said that to us. Ever.
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Ever. I get a full-time job here,
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I can finally quit the cafe.
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And I can finally quit
that shitty day job
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I keep pretending I'm gonna get.
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Two weeks of list-making and quizzes
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and then we get a full-time job?
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My immigrant grandparents
would be appalled.
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Perfect.
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Now, so you guys might be asked
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to write sponsored posts,
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which we pepper into our regular lists
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for, you know, sneaky advertising.
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Oh, that sounds ethical.
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If people really care so much
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about violating their privacy,
why are they on Facebook?
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Idiots.
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So right now they are
working on a sponsored post
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for Showtime, which is called
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"6 Things to Look Forward
to on Showtime This Year."
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They found six things?
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Yeah, apparently Ray Donovan
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is getting a new hat,
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and they've begun a casting search
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for a companion series to "The Affair."
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- Ooh, a casting search.
- I'm gonna make a list
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of eight shows I'm never gonna watch,
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and all eight are "The Affair."
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I love how that show is so well written,
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and yet it manages to be so boring.
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Cable providers should change their name
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to "Let's Waste Mare Winningham."
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Hey, you're allowed to
bring a bunny to work?
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Oh, yeah, all service
animals are welcome here.
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That's amazing news, 'cause I have two.
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Three if you count Tootsie Rolls.
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Here's your new office.
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Pen cap, you know that
money conversation we had?
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Oh, fuck, you got the AmEx bill.
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- I can explain.
- No, it's not the AmEx bill.
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Oh, great, never mind.
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Money talk over. Beep Boop.
Transmission ended.
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- Now will you make dinner?
- Actually,
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I think I've come up with a solution
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that could save us a
substantial amount in taxes.
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There you go. I knew you could do it.
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Oh, how about waffles for dinner?
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I was thinking, we could register...
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- Oh, no.
- As...
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- Ah, bup-bup-bup-bup...
- Domestic partners.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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- Why not?
- No.
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Because, Arthur, it's square
and it sounds complicated
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and paperwork and official and...
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don't rock the boat.
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You're trying to tame a wild horse.
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I gotta see the world, man.
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The world? You don't
even get off the couch
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to have dinner.
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You know what intrigues me?
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The last word of your sentence just now.
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Dinner.
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We have some serious financial concerns.
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Well, Billy and I are about
to be permanently hired,
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and Showtime is casting for a new series
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that I just heard about today,
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So stop acting all cranky
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like Martin Sheen being forced
to play a gay guy on that show.
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This isn't a joke, Julie.
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- Do you hear me?
- Yes.
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- It's not a joke.
- I know.
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- And you know what?
- What?
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Neither is "Grace and Frankie."
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- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- You could learn something
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from that show. It has a lot of heart.
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Cook your own dinner!
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How?
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Sorry, not tonight, man.
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Not tonight what?
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We have enough bears inside.
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Bears? I am way too fit to be a bear.
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Well, you're too old to be a cub.
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Well, then I'm Kissyfur.
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I'm the teen bear, so...
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Teen? Girl, please.
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- And you're not a wolf.
- If you were a wolf,
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- we'd let you in.
- Definitely.
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We're also always looking
for otters and jackals.
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Oh, jackals are a thing now?
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Yeah, they're blond wolves
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with a tan and a good laugh.
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Well, then what am I?
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I mean, sort of nothing.
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Yeah, nothing.
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Maybe try the piano bar down the street.
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The piano bar? Fuck you.
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Excuse me.
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Cubs, wolves, otters, excuse me.
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Old McDonald had a
fucking farm out here!
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What's going on here?
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Sorry, nobody's getting in tonight.
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Are... are you kidding me?
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The whole building is quarantined.
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Ebola scare.
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Ebola?
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Excuse me? Ebola?
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Well, wh... what is this, 2014?
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That's a good one.
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Now get outta here.
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Ebola?
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Yeah.
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There's Ebola in my apartment.
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So then I got to spend a magical night
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at my brother's house. I
swear they keep it at,
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like, 153 degrees in there.
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And I'm so sorry I didn't
hear the phone ring
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last night when you called.
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That new sleep apnea mask
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really makes a racket, but it's worth it
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to finally feel like a
cyborg elephant at night.
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- Would you say I'm a bear?
- You?
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No, I always thought
of you more as a wolf,
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but, like, in a Wolfman
Jack kind of way.
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I don't fit into a single animal type
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on the entire Noah's
Ark of gay hipsters.
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Okay, Buzzlisters.
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Tourism Connecticut has
commissioned a list
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of "The 9 Most Disgusting
Things in New York City."
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- Go.
- Uh, hot dog water.
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Uh, Mario Batali's scooter seat.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Holy shit, Billy, I got
the Showtime audition.
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- Amazing.
- Yeah, apparently some slots
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opened up last minute this afternoon
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because in L. A., people read the sides,
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fell asleep at the wheel, and died.
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"The 10 Best Beer and
Candle Combinations."
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Write that down.
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They just said, "Remember,
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"this is premium cable.
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Adjust your performance accordingly."
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What does that mean?
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Maybe... not American?
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Oh, right, of course,
'cause all those actors are
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English or Australian
trying to sound American,
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like, with those hard Rs.
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So maybe you try to sound Australian
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- trying to sound American.
- Yes, brilliant.
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I guess I'll bring the dogs with me.
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They've already been banned
from the service animal area
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for eating that poor girl's rabbit.
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If it's any consolation,
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just know that basset hounds
were bred to hunt rabbits,
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which, I'm not gonna lie,
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I find a little charming.
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And this is Julie Kessler and friends.
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Oh, service dogs. Ah,
sometimes I wish I was a dog
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so I could just eat out
of a bowl on the floor.
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So the show is called "Tryst."
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It's a companion piece to "The Affair."
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Fun coinky-dink, turns
out my third husband
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was having an affair
with my second husband.
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Now the two are getting married
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and I'm living with my parents again
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in Staten Island.
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I have news. I'm cancer free.
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I'm still gonna go to chemo
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every so often just to
keep up portion control.
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- Whenever you're ready.
- Okay.
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Mm, mm-mm-mm.
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Well,
hello there, stranger.
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Although I'm hardly a
stranger since I live here.
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Oh, my God, you're Alison's sister.
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I am more than Alison's sister.
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I'm also her care taker,
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and her avenger.
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I had no idea.
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No idea about what, I wonder?
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That she has a sister named Heather
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who loves her with all her heart?
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Okay, thank you very much.
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You should feel very proud
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- of yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
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I do.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Okay, good-bye now.
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- Was she retar...
- Oh, we don't
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use that word anymore.
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But, yes, I think so.
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Aw, she tried so hard to
sound out all the words.
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God's simple angel.
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Ugh, I thought she had a full face,
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but I didn't know if it
was like Corky full.
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The part wasn't even written
for someone mentally disabled.
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I know, and she has her
little disability doggies.
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I could cry.
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If Ed's leaving me for Shane
hadn't left me so numb.
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- My feet are numb.
- Ugh, we should see
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if they can't write
her in a little part.
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I mean, wouldn't it be nice to have
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a disabled person on an episode?
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And wouldn't it be nice if
you didn't keep marrying
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your gay father over and over again,
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waiting for him to leave you? Ha!
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Who's our next actress?
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Ugh.
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No, stop bringing me
things I don't want.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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Bad dogs.
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Arthur?
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Arthur! JULIE: It's okay.
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Nobody panic. Everything's fine.
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Julie, what the fuck is happening?
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- Wh...
- Wh... what are you...
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- what's on your face?
- Oh.
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I forgot I was wearing
my sleep apnea mask.
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What's he doing?
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Oh, yeah, he does this.
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Arthur sleep-cooks
sometimes when he's angry.
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- Sleep-cooking?
- Oh, my God, look.
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The dogs are bringing you their toys.
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Yeah, they keep bringing me
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little things I don't
want over and over again.
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It's like a fucking Dim
Sum restaurant in here.
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- How do I make it stop?
- Oh, it doesn't stop,
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but the good news is, it
means that they like you
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or they're protecting me. I'm not sure.
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Either way, it's gonna happen all night.
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God, what is he doing?
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- He must be really angry.
- I told him today
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I didn't want to be domestic partners.
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Oh, shit, hold on.
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No, no, no. Nope, Arthur, come with me.
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Preston Sturges is in the bedroom.
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- Oh.
- He wants to talk to you
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about making another movie.
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Is Barbara Stanwyck available?
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I think she's under
contract at the studio.
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Barbara Stanwyck is dead!
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- More coffee, Marilyn?
- No, honey,
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but you look like you could use some.
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No offense,
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but with your puffy eyes and pale skin,
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you look a little like Julie.
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Yeah, I got kicked out of my
building for a few nights,
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ended up having to crash at Julie's.
258
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Oh, that filthy den of drink and dogs?
259
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I don't think so.
260
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Why don't you come stay with me?
261
00:10:04,278 --> 00:10:06,412
- Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
- Oh, nonsense.
262
00:10:06,414 --> 00:10:08,614
Oh, you could stay in Julie's old room.
263
00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:11,183
I just use it to store all
my old "maybe" shoes.
264
00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:13,619
Holy shit! I got the part...
265
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In "Tryst."
266
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Well, not the part, but a part.
267
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,391
Finally, something.
268
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The casting director
said I was so special,
269
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they wrote a role just for
me, but here's the thing,
270
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,297
I'm actually kind of freaked out
271
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because doing that accent
I did in the audition
272
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was harder than I thought.
273
00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:31,103
I'm just worried that now
that I have the part
274
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I'm gonna do my Australian
accent when I'm not on camera
275
00:10:34,976 --> 00:10:37,910
and my Australian-pretend-
to-be-American accent on camera
276
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and I'm just gonna fuck
up and give myself away.
277
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Not even Cate Blanchett
could keep track of that.
278
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I'll stay in character the whole time.
279
00:10:44,118 --> 00:10:45,417
Oh, yeah, perfect. Ow.
280
00:10:45,419 --> 00:10:47,686
Oh, Billy.
281
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,821
Your neck. Is that from my couch?
282
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,057
You didn't sleep at all last night,
283
00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:52,358
did you? That is true,
284
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and that is why he's staying with me.
285
00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:56,662
Julie, I love you,
286
00:10:56,664 --> 00:10:59,365
but between the clinging and
clanging of pots and pans
287
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,832
and the incessant howling all night,
288
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,469
it was like listening to
Rachel Ray have an orgasm.
289
00:11:03,471 --> 00:11:04,971
I need to get some sleep.
290
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:07,206
That's right and you will.
291
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,609
See you at home, roomie.
292
00:11:15,683 --> 00:11:18,617
- Isn't this a treat?
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:20,686
I hope Julie doesn't mind
I'm wearing her pajamas.
294
00:11:20,688 --> 00:11:22,888
I'm sure it'll be fine, but, wow,
295
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,591
a sweat suit my daughter
wore when she was 12
296
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:27,859
fits an adult male in his 20s.
297
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,661
You think I look like
I'm in my 20s, really?
298
00:11:29,663 --> 00:11:31,563
28 tops. We could be siblings.
299
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,033
- How was the shower?
- Oh, my God, it was amazing.
300
00:11:34,035 --> 00:11:36,602
I forget what actual water
pressure feels like.
301
00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:39,538
Mm-hmm, because I had Julie's
father take the water regulators
302
00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:42,274
off the shower heads.
Kiss my ass, environment.
303
00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:44,743
I need my me time. I totally agree.
304
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,378
- Right?
- I mean, I don't give a shit
305
00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:47,846
that there's a drought in California.
306
00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:49,581
We live in New York. If Katy Perry wants
307
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,051
a sip of water so
badly, she should move.
308
00:11:52,053 --> 00:11:54,386
I love having you here.
309
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:56,788
Shit.
310
00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:58,157
Hello, hello,
311
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,259
hello... hello!
312
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,428
Hi, Julie, do you remember me?
313
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,930
The casting director!
314
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,098
I'm so happy to be here.
315
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,834
Well, I'm just here to make
sure that you get settled in.
316
00:12:08,836 --> 00:12:11,770
Plus, ever since my
sponsor committed suicide
317
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,240
I'll take any reason to
get out of the house.
318
00:12:14,242 --> 00:12:16,742
Why does everybody die?
319
00:12:16,744 --> 00:12:18,710
Anyway,
what can I get for you?
320
00:12:18,712 --> 00:12:21,347
Well, I'd never say not to cake
321
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,916
or an appetizer from my favorite eatery,
322
00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:25,251
Outback Steakhouse.
323
00:12:25,253 --> 00:12:28,554
That is adorable.
324
00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:33,025
Everybody, this is our special guest,
325
00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:34,460
Julie.
326
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,794
Welcome, Julie.
327
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,896
Wow, for people who work at Showtime,
328
00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:40,266
you sure are a bunch of happy campers.
329
00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:41,633
She has no filter.
330
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,102
Well, she can only speak from the heart,
331
00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:45,004
but watch the mood swings.
332
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:53,645
- Marilyn...
- Mine is an open-door home.
333
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,314
What are you doing in here alone?
334
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,882
And before you can lie,
335
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:59,818
know that I can see
everything in that mirror.
336
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,221
I had Julie's father install that mirror
337
00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:03,789
when she was journaling about me.
338
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,591
Taught myself how to read backwards.
339
00:13:05,593 --> 00:13:07,326
She said some really nasty things.
340
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,429
Anyway, there are no
secrets in this house.
341
00:13:10,431 --> 00:13:11,730
It's not a secret.
342
00:13:11,732 --> 00:13:13,765
Mm-hmm. You sound just like Julie
343
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:16,268
when I used to catch her
stress-eating candy
344
00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,604
she used to hide behind that headboard.
345
00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:21,673
All right, you caught me.
346
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,275
I was on Tinder.
347
00:13:23,277 --> 00:13:27,881
So, trolling online for some strange?
348
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,150
I guess you could say that.
349
00:13:31,152 --> 00:13:34,120
Although the truth is I
probably fit in in this house
350
00:13:34,122 --> 00:13:35,854
more than I fit in on here.
351
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,856
It's all about what group you fit into.
352
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:41,860
- Just bears and otters and...
- And jackals, oh, my.
353
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,529
- You know about jackals?
- Yeah.
354
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,097
They used to be called
hyenas, and then there was
355
00:13:45,099 --> 00:13:48,500
some consensus about not wanting
to muddy the association
356
00:13:48,502 --> 00:13:51,237
with Whoopi Goldberg's
role in "The Lion King."
357
00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:52,571
Oh, that makes sense.
358
00:13:52,573 --> 00:13:54,540
I treat a lot of gay men in my practice.
359
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,042
That's all they can talk about.
360
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,744
Well, that and how Ryan
Murphy even managed to ruin
361
00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:00,913
Matt Bomer's ass and Lady Gaga.
362
00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:03,515
Well, with Lady Gaga, she
didn't need much of a push.
363
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,651
You know what?
364
00:14:05,653 --> 00:14:07,653
I think all those men
are jealous of you.
365
00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:09,621
Oh, yeah, that's it. All
these 20-somethings
366
00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:11,290
with eight-packs and perfect teeth,
367
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:14,760
they are dying to be me,
that's it, that's the problem.
368
00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:16,862
Well, you know what the truth is?
369
00:14:16,864 --> 00:14:18,998
You don't have to fit in with anyone,
370
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,899
because you have me.
371
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:24,170
Come downstairs, and let's
put on some VHS tapes
372
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:27,873
of old "Jenny Jones Shows," and
then we can laugh at her hair
373
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,241
and dumb questions.
374
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,609
Come on.
375
00:14:30,611 --> 00:14:33,145
We'll make s'mores and hot cocoa.
376
00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:34,413
Fun!
377
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,782
Ah, I feel like a Gilmore Girl.
378
00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:39,518
Balloons!
379
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,553
Pretty balloons for sale!
380
00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:43,589
Hello there. What's your name?
381
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,958
- Patches.
- Well, Patches,
382
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,928
I'll take two balloons
for two good friends
383
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,662
Alison and Noah.
384
00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:53,132
Balloons are good for friends.
385
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,500
And cut.
386
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,368
That's a wrap on Julie!
387
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,105
I'll take those.
388
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,208
Great work, Julie. Here's a present.
389
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:04,310
"Patches"?
390
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:06,378
And this.
391
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,546
Oh.
392
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,887
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
393
00:15:15,889 --> 00:15:19,025
Julie, my name is Abby
and I work for Showtime.
394
00:15:19,027 --> 00:15:21,793
- Nobody's perfect.
- You are a pistol.
395
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,096
Listen, I never come to
set to meet actresses
396
00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:27,366
ever since Claire Danes threw
chili at me in Islamabad.
397
00:15:27,368 --> 00:15:28,434
But I had to meet you.
398
00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:29,601
I'm flattered.
399
00:15:29,603 --> 00:15:31,270
Oh, God, look at that. So shiny.
400
00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:35,174
Yeah, it's not chocolate, though...
I checked.
401
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,977
Julie, you were wonderful on our show.
402
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:42,248
To celebrate, we would all like
to take you to a special dinner.
403
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,983
I love dinner.
404
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,884
The wonderful wisdom.
405
00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:48,054
Hey, how about we take you
to your favorite restaurant?
406
00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:50,156
- Sure.
- And...
407
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,757
a reporter might be at dinner.
408
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:53,692
We haven't had anyone
like you on our show
409
00:15:53,694 --> 00:15:56,462
and we want to let the world
know about our Julie!
410
00:15:56,464 --> 00:15:58,030
I only had four lines.
411
00:15:58,032 --> 00:15:59,731
And you said them all correctly,
412
00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,333
and in more or less the right order,
413
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,969
so you deserve that medal.
414
00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:03,769
Yeah!
415
00:16:06,774 --> 00:16:08,740
I'll be right back with your drink.
416
00:16:08,742 --> 00:16:11,177
An actual smile from the demon seed.
417
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,778
What's the occasion?
418
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,346
Did you find a prostitute
willing to take your virginity
419
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,048
for a couple of Metro cards?
420
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,850
You know, Matthew, normally I'd
say that when I look at you,
421
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,786
I think Santorum was
right when he compared
422
00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:22,554
gay marriage to bestiality.
423
00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:25,057
But today, I am in too good of a mood.
424
00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:26,858
You do seem happier than usual.
425
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,160
Granted, that bar is set about as low
426
00:16:28,162 --> 00:16:30,362
as the burning temperature of jet fuel.
427
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,264
So how can it melt steel beams?
428
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:33,899
Exactly. It can't.
429
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:36,268
Well, I finally found a
place where I belong.
430
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:39,738
Everywhere, you entitled white
cisgendered male piece of shit?
431
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:43,209
No, Julie's mom's house
on the Upper West Side.
432
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,343
Upper West Side. Ugh.
433
00:16:44,345 --> 00:16:45,677
That's like the most boring,
434
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:46,979
milquetoast neighborhood in Manhattan.
435
00:16:46,981 --> 00:16:48,814
It's the Drake of zip codes.
436
00:16:48,816 --> 00:16:50,749
I don't care, because fuck the bears,
437
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,751
and fuck the otters, and fuck the wolves
438
00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:55,054
and fuck Winnie the motherfucking Pooh!
439
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,923
What do animals have to do with this?
440
00:16:56,925 --> 00:16:59,625
Oh, it's just how gay men
group each other into types.
441
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,693
Believe me, it was pretty
confusing to me too
442
00:17:01,695 --> 00:17:04,430
when I first stopped
tapping my wife's pussy.
443
00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:07,733
But you know, I caught on.
444
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,768
So, what's a bear?
445
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,803
A bear's like a big, fat, hairy gay guy
446
00:17:11,805 --> 00:17:14,773
and then an otter's like
a thin, hairy gay guy.
447
00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:17,576
Yeah, and a wolf is like
a tall, muscular bear
448
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,778
who just has to fuck
all the time, like me.
449
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,380
Okay, so what would I be?
450
00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:22,481
- Black.
- What?
451
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,916
Are you serious?
452
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,619
Everyone else gets a fun animal.
That seems racist.
453
00:17:27,621 --> 00:17:29,055
Only 'cause it is.
454
00:17:29,057 --> 00:17:32,424
Well, gay or straight, you
know, everybody sucks.
455
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,262
That's what she said.
456
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,998
No, she didn't say that.
457
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,568
- Where is my Billy?
- Hi!
458
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,336
- Did I make Julie's bed wrong?
- Yes.
459
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:46,872
But I came because I bought
you some new clothes.
460
00:17:46,874 --> 00:17:48,908
Who knows when you're gonna
get back into your building?
461
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,876
Marilyn! That is so sweet of you.
462
00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:53,112
It's been a long time since
I had a mom shop for me.
463
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,347
Won't it be nice for you to
wear some shirts and pants
464
00:17:55,349 --> 00:17:58,317
that are more flattering
to your problem areas?
465
00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,119
- Problem areas?
- Exactly.
466
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,753
Let's run to the little boys' room,
467
00:18:01,755 --> 00:18:03,489
and see what happens
when you start dressing
468
00:18:03,491 --> 00:18:05,659
for your age and body type.
469
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:11,230
Hey! You brought my kitty suit!
470
00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:13,865
Yeah. I found a wrapper
in one of the pockets.
471
00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:17,136
Quite a blast from the past to
see the old logo for Chocodiles.
472
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,571
Hello again, old friend.
473
00:18:19,573 --> 00:18:21,807
Hi, top two new bloggers.
474
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,410
Ah, that list
thing never gets old.
475
00:18:24,412 --> 00:18:27,115
Why don't you settle
into your workstation?
476
00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:32,284
- Are you ready?
- I-I've never been...
477
00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:33,319
I'll never be ready.
478
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,786
Are you good? All right.
479
00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:36,455
You got... And we're on.
480
00:18:36,457 --> 00:18:37,957
- Okay, all right.
- Yeah.
481
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:40,792
I have a list that might be
of some interest to you.
482
00:18:40,794 --> 00:18:42,761
- Another list?
- Mm-hmm.
483
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,698
"25 Reasons We Are Permanently
484
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,834
- Hiring Billy and Julie"!
- Oh, my God!
485
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,536
- Yes!
- Kayla, thank you so much!
486
00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:51,770
- Thank you!
- Of course.
487
00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:53,272
- Oh, my God!
- Thank you, seriously.
488
00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:54,840
Now I don't have to
become domestic partners.
489
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,109
And I never have to see Matthew again!
490
00:18:57,111 --> 00:18:58,810
I don't know what any of that means,
491
00:18:58,812 --> 00:19:00,846
and sadly I can't stay to explore.
492
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,149
I have to go to a TV press
event dinner tonight
493
00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:06,085
and I can't decide which Peter
Pan-collared baby doll dress
494
00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:08,820
to shove my 46-year-old body into.
495
00:19:08,822 --> 00:19:11,323
Bye. Good luck.
496
00:19:11,325 --> 00:19:14,994
Billy, a steady paycheck.
Finally, a real steady paycheck.
497
00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:17,796
I know I should feel
proud, but I just feel fat
498
00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:19,498
and like I should apologize.
499
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,334
So I'm sorry. And I'm sorry I'm fat.
500
00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:25,037
Oh, no. She's turned you into me.
501
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,672
Billy, you've been Marilyned.
502
00:19:26,674 --> 00:19:29,208
No, it's actually been
great having a mom again.
503
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,377
Well, if you're choosing
a maternal figure,
504
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,445
I think you're making a big mistake.
505
00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:36,515
She only loves her own
vision of who you could be.
506
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,217
But that person is so thin.
507
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,686
What Marilyn gives is conditional love.
508
00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:42,221
Arthur's the opposite of Marilyn.
509
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,724
- His love is so unconditional...
- He cooks in his sleep.
510
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,127
He cooks in his sleep.
511
00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:49,595
Shit.
512
00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,063
I gotta hold on to him.
513
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,264
Yeah, you do.
514
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,300
And I gotta get out of Marilyn's house.
515
00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:56,335
Yeah, you do.
516
00:19:58,539 --> 00:20:02,108
My first real acting job on
TV and everyone's so nice!
517
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,910
- So you said.
- And now they're throwing me
518
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,844
a dinner after I'm wrapped?
519
00:20:05,846 --> 00:20:08,447
Good for you, spray cheese.
520
00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:10,782
Look, obviously you're
angry about the whole
521
00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:12,151
domestic partners thing.
522
00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:14,353
I'm not stupid, I'm just insensitive.
523
00:20:14,355 --> 00:20:15,854
Are you apologizing?
524
00:20:15,856 --> 00:20:18,624
No, I'm...
525
00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,759
I'm compromising.
526
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,295
If you want to be domestic partners,
527
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:26,465
which clearly you do,
528
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:27,866
I'll do it.
529
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:29,735
Thank you.
530
00:20:29,737 --> 00:20:33,539
Oh, but look out!
531
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,574
Hot dog water.
532
00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:38,744
Number 2 most disgusting
thing about New York City.
533
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:42,014
I'll be right back with your
complimentary bread and shrimp.
534
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:43,482
Yum!
535
00:20:43,484 --> 00:20:44,883
Sorry I'm in my kitty suit.
536
00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,519
My party dress smells like hot dogs.
537
00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:48,988
Bless your wooden head.
538
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:50,622
Is that the accent you've been doing?
539
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,958
Yeah, why?
540
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,360
It just sounds a little, mm, you know.
541
00:20:54,362 --> 00:20:56,428
Julie, who's this handsome gentleman?
542
00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:58,564
Oh, we live together.
543
00:20:58,566 --> 00:20:59,865
Like an in-home aide?
544
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,034
You can say that again.
545
00:21:02,036 --> 00:21:03,402
No, I'm her boyfriend.
546
00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:05,837
Actually, domestic partner.
547
00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:07,239
The point is he fucks her.
548
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:10,945
When she lets me.
549
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,314
Every man everywhere is awful.
550
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,416
Hey, guys, I'd like to propose a toast,
551
00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:19,218
to our little Julie.
552
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,953
- Cheers.
- Look, Julie, they love you.
553
00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:23,122
"Little," they said.
554
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:24,323
Julie!
555
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,125
Here are the new friends
I told you about...
556
00:21:26,127 --> 00:21:27,859
the reporters who want to meet you.
557
00:21:27,861 --> 00:21:30,796
This is our mentally disabled Julie.
558
00:21:30,798 --> 00:21:33,365
- Mentally disabled?
- Julie?
559
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,534
It's that voice you were doing.
560
00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:37,269
Wait a minute. Have you guys
561
00:21:37,271 --> 00:21:40,472
only been nice to me
because you think I'm...
562
00:21:40,474 --> 00:21:42,374
Wait, your voice changed.
563
00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:43,842
Of course it changed.
564
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,878
I was pretending to be Australian
565
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,480
pretending to be American.
566
00:21:48,482 --> 00:21:52,084
You are a vile human being!
567
00:21:52,086 --> 00:21:54,253
Stealing a job from a
special needs actress?
568
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:55,721
What are you talking about?
569
00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:58,257
You guys wrote that role just for me.
570
00:21:58,259 --> 00:21:59,691
And besides, it didn't say anything
571
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,128
in the script about her being...
572
00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:05,131
Your name was Patches
and you sold balloons.
573
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:06,598
Okay, well, now that I hear it out loud,
574
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,067
that's really offensive.
575
00:22:08,069 --> 00:22:10,802
And it's not my fault
that being Australian
576
00:22:10,804 --> 00:22:12,771
makes you sound special needs.
577
00:22:12,773 --> 00:22:14,040
You bitch!
578
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,276
Get the fuck out of my steakhouse.
579
00:22:23,985 --> 00:22:25,284
I'll miss this bed.
580
00:22:25,286 --> 00:22:27,053
I learned to masturbate in that bed.
581
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,887
I'll miss this bed less.
582
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,190
Holy shit, Billy, look. From Kayla.
583
00:22:31,192 --> 00:22:34,426
"Buzzlist's 21 Offensive Abominations
584
00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:36,595
Julie Kessler Is Still Worse Than."
585
00:22:36,597 --> 00:22:37,796
- Congrats!
- Thanks!
586
00:22:37,798 --> 00:22:39,131
Oh, my God, you beat Jar-Jar.
587
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,033
I finally arrived.
588
00:22:41,035 --> 00:22:43,335
Just in time to be shown the door.
589
00:22:43,337 --> 00:22:45,837
- Sorry I got us fired.
- That's okay.
590
00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,840
Here's the thing. We're
destined to be stars.
591
00:22:48,842 --> 00:22:51,077
Real stars, not list-makers.
592
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,511
Maybe the lesson in all of this is that
593
00:22:52,513 --> 00:22:54,313
we can't wait for someone to label us.
594
00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:56,082
Exactly, because the moment they do,
595
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,849
they'll assume that
you're mentally disabled.
596
00:22:57,851 --> 00:22:59,785
Yeah, or worse, nothing at all.
597
00:22:59,787 --> 00:23:01,720
I'm a wolf. You are a wolf.
598
00:23:01,722 --> 00:23:04,523
Billy, hi...
599
00:23:04,525 --> 00:23:07,159
Oh, of course.
600
00:23:07,161 --> 00:23:08,928
Another one leaves you.
601
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,862
Thanks a lot and out with the garbage.
602
00:23:10,864 --> 00:23:12,198
Marilyn, thank you so much
603
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,666
for making me feel like I belong here,
604
00:23:14,668 --> 00:23:16,168
but yeah, I gotta go.
605
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,469
I'm just gonna stay at my brother's
606
00:23:17,471 --> 00:23:20,006
until my building gives
me the all-clear.
607
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:22,641
Well, you'll be back.
608
00:23:22,643 --> 00:23:24,911
Ask your sister.
609
00:23:24,913 --> 00:23:26,314
I mean, Julie.
610
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:32,384
Read me another Buzzlist as Patches.
611
00:23:32,386 --> 00:23:35,154
Certainly, friend for life.
612
00:23:35,156 --> 00:23:38,757
"Number 1, hot dog water."
613
00:23:38,759 --> 00:23:40,993
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