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? ?
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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? ?
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[both chuckling]
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$5-worth on pump two, please.
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[chuckles]
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There's no car at pump two.
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What?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we forgot the car.
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[chuckles]
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Uh, how'd we get here then?
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Uh, I think
we walked or something.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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It just shows to go you...
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You wanna buy a gas,
you gotta bring the car,
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you know what I'm saying?
[chuckles]
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- Well, let's go get the car.
- [chuckles]
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- Uh, wait a second.
- The car needs gas, Butt-Head.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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Better go back
to the gas station.
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[chuckles]
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Hi, you guys have walked by
six times.
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Are you interested
in a career at Amatron?
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- Uh, what?
- [chuckles]
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We're opening a new
Amatron fulfillment center
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warehouse,
right here in Highland,
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and we're hiring
warehouse associates.
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Eh, I don't know.
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It kind of sounds like a job.
[chuckles]
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The starting pay is $18 an hour.
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This job's gonna take an hour?
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- [chuckles]
- Ah, forget it.
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- Plus full benefits.
- Whoa, benefits?
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Beavis, did you hear that?
She wants to give us benefits...
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Like, friends with benefits.
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[chuckles]
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- Whoa.
- A job with benefits?
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That's like friends
with benefits,
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but we don't have to pretend
to be someone's friend.
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah, we just have to pretend
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to do a job.
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Yeah. [Chuckles]
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- We'll take it, ma'am.
- [chuckles]
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Yeah, we could do the benefits
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in the back seat of our car
if you want.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, wait a minute.
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We forgot the car.
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[chuckles]
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Welcome to our newest
Amatron fulfillment center.
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We use technology
to make our workers
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as productive as they can be.
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- That sucks.
- [chuckles]
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Here's how it works.
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This monitor shows
that a customer ordered
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a coffee maker.
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One of our fully autonomous
warehouse robots
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- will bring you the item.
- Uh-huh.
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So you take the item
from the robot,
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put it in the box,
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and put it on the conveyor belt.
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- Any questions?
- Uh,
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do we get our benefits
from the robots?
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- Yeah, that would be cool.
- [chuckles]
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It's all advanced, yeah.
[chuckles]
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If you have questions
about your compensation,
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you can talk
to our HR rep, Richard.
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Um, we gotta get our benefits
from that guy?
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- [chuckles]
- That sucks.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, well.
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I guess you gotta work
your way up, you know,
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starting at the bottom.
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[both chuckle]
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- Entry-level.
- [chuckles]
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Looks like only the boss
gets to score with the robot.
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The working man's blues.
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[chuckles]
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Uh,
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look at that
long, thin thing on TV.
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I think it's, like,
a light bulb or something.
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Whoa, look! Look at that.
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Uh, oh, yeah,
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cool. [Chuckles]
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It's, like, nacho cheese
in a spray can.
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[chuckles]
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- Whoa.
- [chuckles]
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This rules.
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Oh, and look what's on this one.
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[both chuckling]
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That guy over there
can keep his benefits.
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[chuckles] This kicks ass.
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[both chuckling]
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More.
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We're here at
Amatron's incredible
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warehouse of the future,
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right here in Highland, Texas.
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Tell us, how does it work?
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Our inventory robots work
by machine learning.
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They bring inventory
where it's needed
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before anyone
even knows they need it.
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If a warehouse associate is,
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say, shipping
a lot of screwdrivers,
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the robots will learn
to bring him more screwdrivers.
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If the associate
is shipping more computers,
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the robot will bring him
more computers.
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We don't like to say
it's idiot-proof,
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but let's just say we bet
the whole company on it.
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[laughs]
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This is the life, Beavis.
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- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
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We should've gotten jobs
a long time ago.
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- Well, I'm almost full.
- [chuckles]
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What do you say we eat
a couple more cans,
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score with that guy,
and knock off for the day?
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- It sounds like a plan.
- [chuckles]
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- [robots creaking]
- Uh,
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what's that noise?
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[robots creaking and clanking]
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[both scream]
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[cheese can squirts]
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[loud crash]
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- Ah!
- Ah, ow!
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Butt-Head, help!
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I can't reach the cheese.
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Ah!
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[sirens wailing]
[fire truck honks]
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[helicopter whirring]
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It really was the warehouse
of the future.
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[chuckles]
The technology is amazing.
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They have cheese in a can
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and fire... very advanced.
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What'll those dumbasses
think of next?
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- [chuckles]
- Probably something
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that sucks, yeah.
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[rock music]
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[loud crash] [glass shatters]
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? ?
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? ?
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[chiming noises]
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Chirp.
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