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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,480 MOVIE MADE BY THE GRACE OF GOD 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,120 Mircea Popa, prosecutor. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,000 Prosecutor Popa. 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,520 Prosecutor. Mircea Popa. 7 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,880 I can't believe it. You put on the shirt by yourself. 8 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,280 I'm sure you wrinkled it. Have something to eat. 9 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,720 Something from the buffet. Everything is free. 10 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,480 Mum, I'm too nervous to eat before an exam. 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:51,200 The admission will take four hours. Do you want to faint? 12 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,360 Don't insist! I might be late. 13 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,320 Isn't he handsome? 14 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,560 He's so nervous. 15 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,320 He's taking an exam to become a prosecutor. 16 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,160 If you ever have problems, call us in Gherla and it's solved. 17 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,800 -You already told me. -It doesn't hurt to say it twice. 18 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,000 Right. 19 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,320 -Have a nice day! -You too. 20 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,440 Honey, wait for me! 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,520 Five minutes left. 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,800 Get ready to finish! 23 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,600 -See, you should have eaten. -Just leave me alone! 24 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,920 You'll try again next year. 25 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:06,360 You'll come back home with us, have your own room, 26 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,400 and I'll never bother you. 27 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,840 I'll speak to the girls in Financial Administration 28 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,880 and we'll find you a job, to gain some experience. 29 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,920 Forget your connections! Could you stay out of it? 30 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,400 I was thinking… 31 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,560 Don't tell everyone that you failed the exam. 32 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,800 Don't tell anyone you want to take it again next year. 33 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:37,200 It's not that I don't trust you, but people talk. Okay? 34 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,840 I told my kid, if you are good and mind your own business, 35 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,360 you'll get to prison. 36 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:13,320 As a security guard in prison, you're set for life, trust me. 37 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,600 Hi, Mircea! 38 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,080 Lena's son, from the Financial Administration. 39 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,920 Too much school and still living with his mum. 40 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,240 -Hi! -Can I get a coffee? 41 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,640 Guatemala, Ethiopia, India, Brazil? 42 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,960 Regular with milk and sugar. With extra milk. 43 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,640 - A straw as well? - Do I have to use one? 44 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,880 How about some milk and cocoa? It's morning, after all… 45 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,600 Oh, I shouldn't drink it with milk. 46 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,520 Then sugar, no milk. 47 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,640 Brown sugar? 48 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,200 You mean, black?! 49 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,600 - Isn't it bitter? - That's how it should to be. 50 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,160 Get me a black coffee. 51 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,800 Great! I like strong-minded men. 52 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,480 - How is it? - Different. 53 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,240 What can I get you? 54 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,680 A white coffee. 55 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:48,000 I graduated Law in Cluj with a general 9.66/10. 56 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:53,880 I got my Degree in Administrative Law. I think I can be useful in your company. 57 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,280 I like you. I want to see how you're doing. 58 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,640 Make yourself useful and bring a coffee with milk and lots of sugar. 59 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,120 I did overtime with a lady last night and I'm exhausted. 60 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,360 I'm here for the legal advisor position. 61 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,920 I can help you in legal matters. 62 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:20,840 Yes. Bring me a coffee the legal way. You buy it, not steal it. 63 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,200 What are you doing? Lying in bed in your dirty clothes? 64 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,720 Get up! 65 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,840 Take off your trousers. I'm washing dark clothes. 66 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,080 Hurry up! What are you waiting for? 67 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,720 I struggle to keep the house clean and tidy up 68 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,480 and you come and lie down on the clean sheets. 69 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:56,720 - Oh, mister legal advisor! How is it? - Fine. 70 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,640 The garbage sector is good? 71 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,000 I don't deal with garbage. I work in an office. 72 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,640 Office work? 73 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,800 Do you know what you are? Some kind of man secretary. 74 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,080 Whatever you say, that's not a man's job. 75 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,560 Better than unclogging toilets. I don't stink when I get home. 76 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:19,480 Unclogging toilets helped me raise you. Everything you have was earned like that. 77 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:24,160 Where do you think I got money to buy you all kinds of bullshit? 78 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:28,280 - Don't you have anything to do? Get lost! - I don't mean any harm. 79 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,200 We could use an extra salary in this house. 80 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:35,800 But knowing him… he won't last more than two months in this company. 81 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:40,200 - I feel pity for you! - Just let him be, don't be upset. 82 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,760 Take your trousers off so I can wash them. 83 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,200 I broke up with him. 84 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:54,160 He suggested I should join him at the gym. Does he mean I'm fat? 85 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:59,720 Listen… Can you send me your vanilla cake recipe? 86 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,640 Please, send it on WhatsApp. Take care! Bye! 87 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,160 Man, I can tell you're new here. You really feel like working. 88 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,280 - In one month, you'll take it easy. - What do you do? 89 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,520 These packages are for the journalists. 90 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,560 This is for a lady from the Environmental Guard. 91 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:30,240 - Why? - What? So we are friends with everyone. 92 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,400 We don't need new clients. We are a sanitation company. 93 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,200 On a 10-year contract with the townhall. Time flies, we get money. 94 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,160 We just focus on the people who look after us. 95 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,920 But is this thing legal? 96 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,120 Is it legal to tip a waiter who was extremely nice to you? 97 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,360 You see? 98 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,680 Let me give you an original tracksuit. 99 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:54,040 It costs 150 euros in store. I'll give it to you for 80. 100 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:58,600 - It's not really my style… - I feel sick when I hear you say that. 101 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,880 Look at you! You're a young man… 102 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,080 And… you're young. Wearing a pensioner's clothes. 103 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:09,200 - What car have you got? - That Golf over there. 104 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,440 Oh man, no shag in plan for you. 105 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:16,880 70 euros, because we are colleagues. I can't believe you can't afford it. 106 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,400 Okay, give it to me! 107 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,400 - Red or green? - Green! 108 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,400 - Green. What size? - S. 109 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,280 It looks better in an M size. 110 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,920 If you want to get laid, get rid of that crap car. 111 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,040 - May I help? - No. 112 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,520 I'll get you a new car. 113 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,799 Had I been seven years younger, I would've dated you both. 114 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,600 Mirciulica, you haven't told me what a lovely view you have here. 115 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:42,799 - I'd get such a job myself. - What are you doing here? 116 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,760 But why are you still here? It's time to go home. 117 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,040 Greetings to the boss! 118 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,840 Are you giving me a lift home? 119 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,480 Cucu, stop coming to my office. You'll get me in trouble. 120 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,200 You have two cute problems there I can deal with. 121 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,520 I'll solve them, don't worry. 122 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,840 Where's your car? Weren't you a Uber driver in Cluj? 123 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,680 I lost my driving licence. 124 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,920 - How did it happen? - I got drunk. 125 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,200 - Did you get caught driving? - No, I can't find my licence. 126 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,720 And what's the plan? 127 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,040 I need to go see a woman right now. 128 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,680 I meant, your plan in general. About money and… 129 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,040 You're 40, remember? 130 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:36,160 Everyone is trying to get more money… for what? 131 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,040 They want to get clothes, cars and apartments. 132 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,840 Do you know why? So they can impress women. 133 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:48,480 I don't need money. Women love me as I am. 134 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,480 Do you know when women are home alone? When men are at work. 135 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,400 That's why I don't have a job. Stop here! 136 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,960 - What? - Stop here! 137 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,680 Careful. 138 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,920 - Mircea, this is Mariana! - Hi! 139 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,320 - Mircea, my cousin. - Actually, he's my uncle. 140 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,760 Shut up and drive us to the city center. 141 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:36,200 - Do I look like a taxi driver? - Do you think I have money for taxi? 142 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,720 - I've missed you. - I don't believe that. 143 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,360 I don't know what got into me. 144 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,440 I do know. 145 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:57,720 Stop here for five minutes. I need to get something. Only five minutes. 146 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,080 Did you get what you needed? 147 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,280 I hope I didn't get anything. But she got a lot from me. 148 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,400 - For half an hour? Really? - I'm not young anymore. 149 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,280 What do you tell them? You don't have money. 150 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:21,600 - What are your lines? - I tell them I really like them. 151 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:26,960 I pay them fancy compliments like 'You are my sun, my wonder, 152 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,760 you are my star, my life and I can't live a second without you…' 153 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,560 Why that look? You can't imagine how much they love it. 154 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:40,080 - But these are very cheap lines. - You're right, but listen to me. 155 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:44,120 You're a handsome, educated guy so nicely-dressed… 156 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,640 If you tell them my lines, you can easily have them. 157 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,200 Really? 158 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,440 No. I've just paid you a cheap compliment. You fell for it, didn't you? 159 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,280 That's how women fall for it. Get it now? 160 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,760 None of these damn chickens has laid any eggs. 161 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,480 - Isn't it a bit late to come home? - I had to wait for him to finish work. 162 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,160 - How are you, my dear? - I'm fine, busy working. 163 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,640 What do you do at work all day? 164 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:17,680 I deal with paperwork, study laws, stuff like that. 165 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,840 This sounds like light office work. It means you're not tired at all. 166 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,280 You can give me a hand to water the garden. 167 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,200 It hasn't rained in two days. 168 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,440 Is your phone ringing? 169 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,000 Yes, it's ringing. Give me a minute. 170 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:35,280 You just can't be bothered to work, can you? 171 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,640 Why work so hard for a couple of tomatoes and potatoes? 172 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,240 I can get them for you from the market. 173 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,920 What should I do if I don't work? Go to the village pub? 174 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,840 Or should I watch TV all day and go crazy? 175 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,800 That's better than working hard. 176 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:00,240 If I didn't work, we'd have two lazy people in the house. 177 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,760 Yeah. 178 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,560 Lazy man! Aren't you done talking on the phone? 179 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,880 - Did I tell you I missed you? - You should be ashamed. 180 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:16,080 Don't be lazy at work. The world is full of lazy people. 181 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,800 You people and your phones! 182 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:23,880 Hi, mum! 183 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,720 Ask her if she forgot the way to my place. 184 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,880 I'm helping grandma in Chinteni. 185 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:33,680 I took you a good school, yet you prefer the countryside. 186 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,360 Let's not fight. I have work to do. We'll speak when I get home. 187 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,640 What are you wearing? 188 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,280 Busy talking to your women? 189 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:53,240 - I'm helping her pick what to wear. - You're the best person to ask. 190 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,880 Can I borrow your purse for a wedding? I'll give it back. 191 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,000 - I will if you take care of it. - I'll be careful. 192 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,760 The car has driven 150k km, it's like brand new. 193 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,200 Driven only in 5th gear. 194 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,440 It's full option. 195 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,520 Hello, boss! 196 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,600 Boss, you look great! Have you lost weight? 197 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,320 The hell I did! 198 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,760 Mister Codreanu! 199 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,080 Sit down! 200 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,200 Look what he's doing. 201 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,120 - Mister Codreanu! - Yes. 202 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,560 I'd like to get more involved at work. I'm wasting my time. 203 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,960 I'd take on extra tasks, learn new things. 204 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,880 I like your attitude. I have a job for you. 205 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,360 Today you're taking my wife shopping in Cluj. 206 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,320 Are we looking at some documents, are you buying a flat or land? 207 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,920 No, man! She's shopping for clothes and shoes. 208 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,480 What does the company have to do with that? 209 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,960 What? She's buying brand clothes with the company money. 210 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,800 Here she is! 211 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,800 Mirela, today you're going shopping with Mircea. 212 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,880 What a young and cute driver I have today! 213 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,120 Oh… 214 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,760 Take care of the car. And of the wife. 215 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,280 Let's go! 216 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,200 Hello, madam! 217 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,400 Screw you, Mirciulica! 218 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,960 These or these ones? 219 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,400 All four look good on you. 220 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,600 You're sweet, please call me Mirela. 221 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,520 We are the same age. My husband is the older one. 222 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,120 Mircea, come here for a sec! 223 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,120 Please, help me! 224 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,720 - With what? - With the zipper. 225 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,440 You hurt my skin! 226 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,480 Sorry, I didn't mean it. 227 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,480 - Mircea, take it easy! - Forgive me! 228 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,640 Thanks. 229 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,760 - Thank you for coming with me. - You're welcome! 230 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,120 Tell me, do you like it at the office? 231 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,680 Yes, a lot. I have the opportunity to grow and evolve. 232 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,640 How about your colleagues? 233 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,880 They are great, involved and hard-working. 234 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:07,640 - Mr Vasile has got a great team. - Yes, right. Very hard-working people. 235 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:12,960 They got the jobs thanks to a connection. There were no more jobs at the town hall. 236 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,000 That's how things work here. 237 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,240 Maybe Mr. Vasile wants to help people. 238 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:23,119 But of course. That's why he's hiring all his mistresses, to help them. 239 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,960 You're a really decent guy, way above the trash working there. 240 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,720 If you stay in Gherla, you'll ruin your life, trust me. 241 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,360 I thought about taking the exam and becoming a prosecutor. 242 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,280 You should do that. It's a clean job. 243 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,040 And you're also cute. 244 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:51,840 - Tell me, are you seeing anyone? - Do you mean girls? 245 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,520 Whatever you like. I don't judge. 246 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,360 I like girls, I mean women. 247 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,960 I'm not seeing anyone at the moment. 248 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,240 But I had at least two relationships. 249 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,680 You're so sweet. 250 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,880 I like you to bits. 251 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,520 You can keep the car for tonight. 252 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,600 So, prosecutor, right? 253 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,160 Here's the driver! You forgot your white gloves at home. 254 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,400 - What are these? - Documents that need to be signed. 255 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,760 You're also the legal adviser, right? 256 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,920 - What are you doing? - I'm reading the documents. 257 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,760 Do you think you're at the library? Are you supposed to read or sign? 258 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,760 Shouldn't I know what I'm signing? 259 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,880 Your job is to match the papers with the situation, not to ask questions. 260 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,200 I don't know the situation on the field. 261 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,400 I see. Let's go and see! 262 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,080 Come on, don't make that face. 263 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,720 If you had signed the papers, you wouldn't have to come here. 264 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:02,320 All the garbage from Gherla is here. The Europeans are making us close the ramp 265 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,560 and take all the garbage to the ecological landfill in Cluj. 266 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,800 You have to sign that we took 1,000 tones this months. 267 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,880 - Did we? - You're so innocent. Of course we didn't. 268 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,720 You have to sign, otherwise they'll close the ramp. 269 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,960 We'll have to take the garbage 60 km away, the company loses money, and so do we. 270 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,960 - But it's not ok! - That's how things are everywhere. 271 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,720 Occupied! 272 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Stupid of me! 273 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,600 PLEASE DON'T WATER THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! 274 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,680 Naughty man! You went to the ladies's room! 275 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,600 The men toilet was occupied. 276 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,240 Come on, let's go! 277 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,960 Where? 278 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,680 To Cluj. Didn't Vasile tell you? I have a massage appointment. 279 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,680 I'll be ready in two minutes. 280 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,680 Radu, help me, I need a shirt. 281 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,120 I have a nice shirt, 282 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,120 but you also need blue jeans for it. 200 euros both. Special price for you. 283 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,080 - What's the address? - I've changed my mind. 284 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,280 We'll go to a hotel. Hotel Athos. 285 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,680 Okay… 286 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,040 But this stays between us. 287 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,720 It will be our little secret. 288 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,920 Wait for me. 289 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,640 - For how long? - Until I'm done. 290 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,640 Listen, Cucu. I'm at a hotel with a girl. 291 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,720 I can't hear you very well. 292 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,800 Tell me! 293 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,200 I'll go now, I'm busy. 294 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,800 Are you the one who drove her here? Thanks a bunch. 295 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,760 She is a pro. Why did you call me? 296 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:42,080 Are you crazy? With my boss's wife? Getting me into a delicate position. 297 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,960 If you could see her position… 298 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,440 You idiot! I drove her here. What if my boss finds out? 299 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,360 - Tell him I owe him one. - Really now! What should I tell him? 300 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,480 He thinks I took her to a massage. 301 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,600 Tell him you got distracted… and she ended up in a room with a guy. 302 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,080 No, you can't say that. 303 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,560 Tell him that you accidentally got her to bed with your uncle. 304 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,560 - Shut the fuck up! - No, that won't work either. 305 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,600 - You know what? Do the Cucu way. - Which is? 306 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,400 Don't answer the phone and quit your job. 307 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,800 Man, I can't quit my job. 308 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,320 You tell him the truth and he will fire you. 309 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,840 I need a recommendation so I can enter the Magistracy. 310 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,120 Then he mustn't find out. You can count on me. I won't say a word. 311 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,040 Not only you won't tell a soul, but you'll never see her again. 312 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,240 - One more time and I stop. - No way! 313 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:39,400 Man… We might be relatives, but you can't ask me just anything. 314 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,720 She is so hot! 315 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,560 - I'll tell grandma. - Okay, fine. 316 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,400 But you owe me one. 317 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,480 I'm done! 318 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,320 Shall we go? 319 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,120 Mircea! 320 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,680 Are you deaf? Mircea! 321 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,360 Mircea! 322 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,320 What are you doing? Sleeping? Come here! 323 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,920 Come in! 324 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,480 Have a seat! 325 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,200 Yeah… 326 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,760 So, what do you think? 327 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,760 CLEANING UP 328 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,040 Sanitation company, broom, dustpan. Starting the cleaning, get it? 329 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,600 I wasn't really interested… 330 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:37,200 but they kept insisting and I decided to help them out. 331 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:43,280 I also thought that… I proved my ability here in Gherla. 332 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,720 - Didn't I? - Sure. 333 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,800 Right… 334 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,520 But the big contracts are in Bucharest, Mirciulica. 335 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:55,160 They treat you differently once you become a deputy. 336 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,120 What can I say? Congratulations! Good luck! 337 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,280 One more thing… 338 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,120 What did you do with my wife in Cluj yesterday? 339 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,200 I took her to a massage. 340 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,720 Massage? 341 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,800 She was so relaxed when she came home, I'd go there too. 342 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,400 I work with garbage, but I have an excellent smell. I can tell right away. 343 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,680 Be careful with her, as she looks for attention. 344 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,120 You know the supermarket trolleys? 345 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,160 They have three wheels and one keeps going sideways. 346 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,120 She's like that wheel, Mircea. If you're not careful, she'll run away. 347 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,680 I know those trolleys. 348 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,360 If I run for Parliament, it will be worse. 349 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,840 If she fools around and people find out, it's a disaster for me. 350 00:27:55,920 --> 00:28:01,280 If a man fools around, good for him. 351 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,040 Like Base and Nuti, 352 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,360 Monica and Bill… 353 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,880 Bill Clinton. You got it, right? 354 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,960 If the woman cheats on you, it's really bad. 355 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,200 Right… 356 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,800 I got to know you, Mirciulica. 357 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,920 Yeah… I trusted you. 358 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,400 And it was worth it. 359 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,280 It really was. 360 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,800 You're different from your lazy colleagues. I have an idea. 361 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,040 I'll give you a separate office. 362 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,880 As they say, if you put a good apple next to rotten ones, 363 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,200 it will rot too, right? 364 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,120 Thank you. 365 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,680 Have an apple. 366 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,640 Thank you. 367 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,800 What are these rags you're wearing? 368 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,120 It's a tracksuit. 369 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,560 It makes you look like a parrot. I told you not to buy clothes by yourself. 370 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,720 - You only buy crap. - Mum, please. I'm not ten anymore. 371 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,080 What's wrong with you? You've been rude lately. 372 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,920 - What are you up to? - You punish me like in school? 373 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,760 That's the way to speak, after I found you a job? 374 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,360 - You did what? - Well, yeah… 375 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,320 What any mother would do. I spoke to Vasile to hire you. 376 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,480 I asked you not to intervene. Why didn't you stay out? 377 00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,040 Do you think a Law degree will get you a job right away? 378 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,720 There are thousands of graduates every year 379 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,640 and they're all looking for jobs. 380 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,840 You were incredibly lucky. 381 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,480 Vasile will become MP and you'll be his right hand. 382 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,800 What are you doing? 383 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,520 Dinner is ready. Where are you going? 384 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,920 Jesus, I can't even look at you. My eyes hurt. 385 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,200 You don't like it? 386 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:55,400 I do. Give it to me to put in the garden and scare away the crows eating the corn. 387 00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:00,200 Right. I'll sleep at your place tonight. I want to study and it's quiet here. 388 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,800 Why so much studying? 389 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,160 I want to take the exam again to be a prosecutor. 390 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,560 May God help you! 391 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,440 Go and kill a chicken so I can make you some stew. 392 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,960 - Me, kill it? - Who else? 393 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,640 - I've never killed a chicken. - You can start now. 394 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,320 I can't. I feel sorry for it. 395 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,200 So you want to be a prosecutor and catch thieves 396 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,520 but you can't even catch a chicken. 397 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,120 Take off that tracksuit! You're scaring my chicken away. 398 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,440 Wait! 399 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,560 Eat! Don't just stare like that. 400 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,400 - It's good! - I hope you enjoyed it. 401 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,400 - Hi! - Hi! 402 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,800 - How are you? - I'm fine. How about you? 403 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,160 It must be cool to have a coffee shop in Gherla. 404 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,960 How did you get this idea? 405 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,360 I want people in Gherla to enjoy a good coffee. 406 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,600 Cool! Can I have a good coffee? 407 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,880 Black, right? 408 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,080 No, a long espresso with milk and sugar. 409 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,480 You forgot how to drink coffee… 410 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,000 No, I decided to drink it as I like it. 411 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,760 Okay, then. A long espresso, milk and sugar. 412 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,480 - You owe me one. - Really? Why? 413 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,120 I drank a black one, like you said. 414 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,520 You haven't tried a sweet one, to my taste. 415 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,920 - Are you asking me out for a coffee? - Indeed. 416 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,320 - Don't you think I've had enough coffee? - I do, but it will be different. 417 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,360 Coffee from a vending machine. A 2-lei coffee, instead of 11 lei. 418 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,160 But… I don't even know you. 419 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,640 - I'm Mircea, nice to meet you. - I'm Ioana. 420 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,040 Hi, Ioana! 421 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,760 - Nice to meet you. - Me too. 422 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,520 Just one more. 423 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,520 One more. 424 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,880 PERMANENT HAIR REMOVAL SALON 425 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,199 What are you doing here? 426 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,120 People working with garbage go and get waxed? 427 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:18,400 I'm waiting for my boss's wife. 428 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,280 Oh, I do apologize to the driver. 429 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,880 I'll call you in the afternoon to come and get me from the pub. 430 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,880 Don't give me that look. I'll pay for it. 431 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:39,960 Dear citizens of Gherla, I decided to candidate because the people here 432 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:46,440 deserve to be represented by an honest, man who wants to clean the country. 433 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,280 So help me God! 434 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,520 Shut up! I can't stand you anymore! 435 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,280 Bye! 436 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:29,000 Can I book a table for two, at 7 pm? 437 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,800 Just come and see if you are lucky to find a table. 438 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,120 Do you think you are in Cluj? Is this guy for real? 439 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,160 Cucu! 440 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,600 Are you crazy? 441 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,560 Mirciulica! I'm so glad you're here. 442 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,080 Help me carry something inside. 443 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,160 - Inside the house? - Where else? In the house, of course. 444 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,080 Come on! 445 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,160 Did you hear me on the radio? I hadn't even prepared for it. 446 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:25,080 You can't learn manipulation. You must be born with it. 447 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,960 It's a gift from God. 448 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,680 - You've got a new car. - Do you like it? 449 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,640 Everybody said I shouldn't buy it while I'm running the campaign. 450 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,160 I got what I wanted. 451 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,560 - Aren't you taking me for a ride? - A ride? 452 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,720 You need a training to get in. Look what it can do. See? 453 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,400 It goes up automatically. Wait for it… 454 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,200 It goes… down. 455 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,040 Look at the rifles I got myself. What do you think? 456 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,760 - Blind bullets? - No, real bullets. 457 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,720 Are they loaded now? 458 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,800 No idea. 459 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:03,920 I was joking. 460 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,040 - Take the boxes and let's go. - Which boxes? 461 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,360 I see two. If you see more, take three. 462 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,160 - Take these two first. - I'll take this one first. 463 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,720 Take any of them and let's go upstairs. 464 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,360 Mirela! Come and see what I've got. Beautiful, right? 465 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,560 Hi, Mimi! This is Mimi. Come in! 466 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,640 - You have a really nice house. - Yeah. Mirela did the design. 467 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,120 Let's take them upstairs. 468 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,800 Mirela! Come and see! 469 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,200 Can't you hear me? 470 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,960 What's happening? Mircea, come here quickly! 471 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,360 Isn't this your uncle? 472 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:54,920 Yes, he is. 473 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,600 I fixed the leaky gasket, that's 100 lei and 50 lei for coming here. 474 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,280 You're lucky I came quickly, to prevent the flooding. 475 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,680 - How much? - 200. 476 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,960 Hold these! 477 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,960 That's is what a clever guy does. 478 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,640 You get the husband to pay so you screw his wife. 479 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,280 Are you out of your mind? 480 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,480 You came to his house. Didn't you see he had a rifle? 481 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:36,000 But Mirela still prefers my rifle. I got away with it so well. 482 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,240 This is a superhero costume. It's been already tested. 483 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,520 Who is the most respected man in Romania? The handyman! 484 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,920 You promised you wouldn't see her again. 485 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 But she insisted. 486 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,120 - She insisted… - Yes, she did. 487 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,680 - And what did she say? - She just said… "Come". 488 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,480 I couldn't say no. 489 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,400 I've been with many women, but Mirela is like good music. 490 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,640 Mi Re La… 491 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,840 You I need a paper from my boss to become a prosecutor. 492 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,160 - Do you want to fuck me up? - Not you. But Mirela anytime. 493 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,280 He wants to become an MP. If he finds out, we're screwed. 494 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,680 Let me ask you something. Do you believe in God? 495 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,040 - Give me a break! - Well, I do. 496 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,640 I also believe he gave each of us a mission. 497 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,720 My mission is to make women happy, to make them love me. 498 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,760 Can I go against the will of our Lord Jesus Christ? 499 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:41,000 - Have you been here before? - You know I'm from Gherla. 500 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,760 - So, it's yes. - Right. 501 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,040 - The river Somes is cool. - Super cool! 502 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,520 WELCOME TO SANDANY 503 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,680 Double 4, here we go. 504 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,320 - Aren't you Mirciulica, Elena's son? - Yes, that's me. 505 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,120 You're all grown up. 506 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,200 You used to be a kid and now you're dating girls. 507 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,520 Good for you! 508 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,720 I'll give you my 30% employee discount. 509 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,160 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 510 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:39,400 - What can I get you? - Salmon pasta. 511 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,280 - Pasta? - Salmon pasta. 512 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,920 Yeah, right. 513 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,120 - It was on the menu. - And the moon is made of green cheese. 514 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,200 How about roast pork neck? I mean real food. 515 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,400 - OK, roast pork neck. - That's it. 516 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,920 - And the young lady? - A salad, please. 517 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,520 - Plain salad? - Greek salad. 518 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,280 I'm vegetarian. 519 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,320 That's fine. 520 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,320 Jesus, kids know everything nowadays! 521 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,520 - Tell me about yourself. - What do you want to know? 522 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,520 I don't know… Do you have any siblings? 523 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,280 No. 524 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:29,000 - What do you do? - I run a coffee shop, you know. 525 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,600 Oh, yeah, right. 526 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,120 I meant, do you do something else? 527 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,880 - Yes, I'm also a doctor. - No way! 528 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,680 No, of course not, just joking. 529 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,160 What do you do? 530 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,600 I'm legal adviser at a sanitation company. 531 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,000 But this is a temporary thing. I want to become a prosecutor. 532 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,280 That's nice, but why? 533 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,040 A prosecutor has a good social status. 534 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,400 So you just want the status. 535 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:04,440 No, I want to make myself useful and clean up this country. 536 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,920 Don't you do enough in the sanitation company? 537 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,520 The truth is I'm living with my parents and I want to move out. 538 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,480 I got it. 539 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,120 But don't worry, I've got enough money. 540 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:24,000 I haven't got my salary yet, so I borrowed form my mum. I'll pay her back of course. 541 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,040 I'm okay. 542 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,680 Roasted pork neck for Mirciulica. 543 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,200 - I asked them to give you a bigger piece. - Thank you. 544 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,520 - And salad for the young lady. - Thank you. 545 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,880 You're welcome. 546 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,040 You'll starve with this girl, kiddo. 547 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,200 Enjoy! 548 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,840 - Is it ok to go inside? - No, it's illegal. 549 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,560 But we'll have a good coffee for just 2 lei. 550 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:05,200 - If we get caught… - Will you wait ten years? 551 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,600 Only ten? 552 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,280 Coffee with milk and sugar. 553 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,320 Come on, you can do it! 554 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,120 I haven't been so nervous since my graduation exam. 555 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,680 - You only live once. - God help me. 556 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,680 The fuck! 557 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,520 It's much worse than I imagined. 558 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,720 - Do I have to drink it all? - I'll drink half of it. 559 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,120 - What are you doing here? - I told you so! 560 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,520 Mircea, come here! 561 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,760 This is the murder weapon. Hold it! 562 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,400 - Hello, guys! - Oh, mister prosecutor. 563 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,880 Boss! 564 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,920 Mircea! 565 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,480 - What's the prosecutor's job? - He investigates crime… 566 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,560 You're so innocent! 567 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,400 The prosecutor makes sure there's alcohol and women. 568 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,320 No women this time. But we have guys who play music. 569 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,440 See? 570 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:54,320 - Musicians. - Of course. 571 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,640 Good luck hunting! 572 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,240 - Best of luck! - Best of luck! 573 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,120 Mircea, come here! 574 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,520 Have a sip! Take a sip! 575 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,960 Why are you wearing this fleece? 576 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,240 - It's a bit chilly in the forest. - Then drink to warm up. 577 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,080 Hello? 578 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,600 Tell the guys chasing the deer to get them tired and push them our way. 579 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,600 Make sure it's not like last time. 580 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,200 Did they hear that? 581 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,040 Did you hear me? 582 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,720 I think they did. 583 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,400 God damn deer! They won't stay still. 584 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,800 That's it! 585 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,440 You might be the prosecutor, but I sentenced it to death. 586 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,560 Mircea, let's go! 587 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,440 - Cheers, guys! - Cheers! 588 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,880 Mirciulica, not like that. Hunters cheer with their left hand. 589 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,640 That's it! 590 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:53,360 If I die, they'll bury me 591 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,320 Relu, stop singing about death. 592 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,680 Hands. 593 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,360 Sing a song about us lads. 594 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,360 When I was a child… 595 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,520 - That's a good one, boss! - Come on! 596 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:33,280 When I was a child, I knew nothing 597 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:38,760 I lived a happy life 598 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:45,080 My heart didn't feel any longing or heartache 599 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:50,440 Before I met you, my darling 600 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:13,160 Mirciulica, I like you so much! 601 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,760 You're such a nice guy. 602 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,920 Let me tell you… 603 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,960 If I get the MP position, 604 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:25,040 I… have to go and live in Bucharest. 605 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,640 And I have to leave the company. 606 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,280 I need someone to take over. 607 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,200 And that's you, Mirciulica. 608 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,600 You, not Radu… 609 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,680 Radu can't be trusted, let's be serious. 610 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,080 So, here's the plan. 611 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,040 You'll manage the company here 612 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,640 and I'll take all the important decisions. 613 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,360 Like they do with Steaua FC. 614 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,040 You're the coach and I'll be Gigi, the owner. 615 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,040 Gigi Becali. 616 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,480 I appreciate it and I wanted to talk to you about this. 617 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,080 You know… I… 618 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,880 I've read your mind, didn't I? You like the idea. 619 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,800 I want to give Magistracy a try. 620 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,400 Give it a try, I do the same thing in a way. 621 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,760 I give my part to people in the magistracy and the police, 622 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,640 to make everything go smoothly. 623 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,640 You didn't get it. I want to become a prosecutor. 624 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,120 I'm taking an exam in two months. 625 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,640 You mean… 626 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,760 - Are you planning to leave? - Yeah. 627 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,640 And leave me after all I did for you? 628 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:43,160 - What can I do now? - What? I could have hired anyone else. 629 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:46,480 But I listened to your mother because I used to like her. 630 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,560 Why this look? We were young when it happened. 631 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,320 Once, maybe twice. 632 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,680 - Excuse me? - Forget about it. 633 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,880 You know prosecutors are corrupt. Why do you want to become one? 634 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,400 I want to be a good prosecutor. 635 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,080 A good prosecutor… 636 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:10,440 Good to yourself or to us? 637 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,880 That's it Relu! I'm coming! 638 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,080 I would think twice if I were you. 639 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,360 Wait, don't start yet. 640 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,720 May the hunters live a long life! 641 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,120 May the hunters have a long life! 642 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,080 She went to the gynecologist, holding her belly. 643 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,320 Maybe it's food poisoning. 644 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:38,320 - Do you know what a gynecologist is? - The loser who only looks. 645 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,000 - Can you be serious? - Maybe she's pregnant. 646 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,000 Well, so what? 647 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,880 You're sick, man! Can you guess who the father is? 648 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,440 - How? I'm not her guardian. - Maybe it's yours. 649 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,280 Maybe it's mine, maybe not. Your boss could be the father. 650 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,480 Actually, no. They haven't slept together for six months. This is not good. 651 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,200 - Do you know what this means? - Yes, I do. 652 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,280 That you can't trust women. 653 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,400 Can you imagine if he sees her pregnant? 654 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,240 There will be some trouble. 655 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:14,160 Do you know what the good news is? I've got a new car. 656 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:18,480 Look, that's daddy's girl. Look how clean it is. 657 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,480 Easy! 658 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,640 - Do you like it? - Where did you get the money? 659 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:28,840 May God bless Liverpool! I won a bet. 660 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,360 - Let's go for a ride. - Forget about that. 661 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,000 What about Mirela? 662 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,920 It's simple. We have to get her to sleep with her husband. 663 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:43,520 You need to be wise to get out of trouble. I can find solutions for everything. 664 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,200 Let's go for a ride! 665 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:23,080 Hi! I brought you some flowers. They're from me, not from him. 666 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,840 They're for you… 667 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,760 Thank you. 668 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,480 They are very nice. 669 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,200 And… How's it going? 670 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280 Pretty fine. 671 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,560 - How about you? - I was just passing by. 672 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:48,960 I thought of bringing you the flowers. Since I was around anyway. 673 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,800 Come on… 674 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,960 We won't watch. 675 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,640 Well done! 676 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,680 I'm going now. See you soon. 677 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,400 Take care of her. She's a great girl. 678 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,360 Can't we get a coffee for cheering for you? 679 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:32,160 He can be anything he wants to be in this life. 680 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,960 But he should live with me for a month or two. 681 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:39,440 There's no place like home. 682 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,160 I'm very quiet so he can rest. 683 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:47,840 So where should I buy cheese? Not from them! 684 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,760 Mr. Mircea, what a nice office! 685 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,440 Why are these here? Take them away. 686 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,400 I have a business proposal. 687 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,800 You drive the boss's wife to beauty saloons and hairdresser's. 688 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:08,720 Sell the products and we'll go fifty-fifty on the profit. 689 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,360 I'm not into this. Take them away, please. 690 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,840 Your loss. You have some papers to sign. 691 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,400 What are you doing? You're not at the library. 692 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,480 - Checking what I am signing. - This is serious stuff. 693 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,200 There was a fire at our landfill last night. 694 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,960 This a statement to the police that it was a case of arson. 695 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,440 Okay. 696 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,720 We can't say that we did it. 697 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,840 - So it was us… - Officially, no. 698 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,000 Can you imagine the impact on the campaign if they found out it was us? 699 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,480 - Why did you start the fire? - Because it was full. 700 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,960 We couldn't take the garbage to Cluj. 701 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,560 Too expensive. We need money for the campaign. 702 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:56,000 - But it pollutes a lot. - Right, but there's a catch. 703 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,840 If we write a complaint, we are the victims. 704 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:04,520 It's not us who pollute, but the arsonists trying to harm the boss. 705 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,960 But it's illegal. I'll be accomplice. 706 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,800 Man! 707 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,400 Cut the crap! I don't have time to explain. 708 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,560 Make sure you sign the statement. We'll sent it by tonight. 709 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,960 I'm not signing anything, got it? 710 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,760 Mircea, come to my office! 711 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,040 - I'm coming in his place. - I asked Mircea. 712 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,760 God damn it, it's too small. 713 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,880 You've got to record a video for Facebook. 714 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,040 - How do I look? - Fine. 715 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,120 Yes? Ok, where should I look? That way, right? 716 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,640 Make sure you get the cross. 717 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:51,920 Ready? 718 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:58,040 Dear citizens of Gherla, since I decided to run for office, 719 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,680 I've noticed I'm bothering some people. 720 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,040 Because I promised I would do some cleaning in the Parliament, 721 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,600 some people are trying to stop me. 722 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,640 I'm ok with that, they can do anything to me, 723 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:16,160 but I won't tolerate that they set the landfill on fire, 724 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,800 create a lot of smoke in the city and damarg… 725 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,040 Again… And to damedg… 726 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:25,800 Cut this part. 727 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,440 And to harm your health! 728 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,760 I promise I won't have peace until I find out who is playing with fire. 729 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,960 The best of health, all the best and God help us! 730 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,480 I fooled them, right? I think they bought it. 731 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,560 The people in Gherla are so stupid. 732 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:49,200 You can edit it and then post it. I want to see it by tomorrow morning. 733 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,520 - Yes. - Are we done? Now go back to work. 734 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:05,120 You deserve some pie for helping me clear this place. 735 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,080 Can your mom bake pie? 736 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:11,760 I bet she can't. 737 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,560 She's afraid she might ruin her nails if the comes here. 738 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,200 - How are things with your girlfriend? - Fine. 739 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,680 Who are her parents? 740 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:28,520 I don't know. She's form Gherla. I don't know everyone in town. 741 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:34,480 Young people don't know anything nowadays. I know everybody in my village. 742 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,040 How does that help you? 743 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,200 If you know the family, you know the man. 744 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,680 - How about Cucu? - He is from grandpa Sandu's side. 745 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,480 Hey, mister… 746 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,120 Keep it down! 747 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,480 Your father. 748 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,960 Give me a break! I've had a really hard day. 749 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,480 People are not normal. 750 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,800 You can't imagine what they throw down the toilet. Tampons, toys… 751 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,240 Your dad… 752 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,840 I even found a legal adviser diploma. 753 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,040 I can understand that. What else could you do with it? 754 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,800 - Could you change the topic? - Thank you for dinner. 755 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,760 - See what you've done? Eat some more. - I'm full. 756 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,240 Don't you like my soup anymore? 757 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,040 The coffee girl you're seeing… Does she cook better? 758 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,880 Excuse me? 759 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:39,040 I know who you're seeing. I know everything that moves in this town. 760 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,040 I know everything, I'm like a GPS. 761 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,840 Couldn't you find a better girl? How stupid can you be? 762 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,600 - Give me a break! - Right… 763 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,040 Do you know Maria, Georgeta's daughter? 764 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:57,120 She's a good girl, she graduated from Medical School. 765 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,840 Unlike that bartender or whatever… 766 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:04,200 Mind your perfect life! In two months I'll be off to Bucharest. 767 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:08,160 - Your match-making is not for me. - We'll see. 768 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,520 - What are you doing? - Eating. 769 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,360 That's the example you've set for him all his life. 770 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,640 That's why he treats me like that. 771 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,400 My longing time is here 772 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:25,320 I say that I don't want its help anymore 773 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,600 There's silence by the river bank 774 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:30,840 Whether it's good or bad 775 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,880 I'd pay a fortune to know how you're feeling now 776 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,040 I lost you in the scenery 777 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,760 I'm dying for missing you 778 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:44,640 I would've loved you till dawn 779 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,320 Begging the night to never finish 780 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,160 What are you listening to? 781 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,480 - Play it again! - It was a commercial. 782 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:55,840 What commercial? Why are you lying to? Boom, boom in your heart. 783 00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,760 - Can't you knock on the door? - I did, but you couldn't hear me. 784 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:05,440 - Because your heart goes boom, boom. - Are you drunk again? Get out! 785 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,360 Not me. You are the one drunk… in love… 786 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,320 Boom, boom! 787 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,880 Sure he can't see us? We are right by his house. 788 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,440 Don't worry. He doesn't know my car. 789 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:27,480 Why did you choose this white T-shirt? 790 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,480 - Is this your first stakeout? - No, I do this every night. 791 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,280 It could have been a zebra in my car, same thing. 792 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:40,280 - Are we staying long? - Until he shows up. 793 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,640 - Are you sure he's coming? - He should. 794 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,440 I sent Mirela some flowers on his behalf. 795 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,720 What got into him? 796 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,760 Maybe he wants to show that he loves you. 797 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,600 I'd send him a sexy picture and wait for him at home. 798 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,600 Would you? 799 01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,320 Here he comes. 800 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,880 What a cool car he's got! 801 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:09,480 Where the hell is he going? 802 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,320 - Where are you going? - We're following him. 803 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,040 But my car is so fast, that we might overtake him. 804 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:24,120 You can't! We need at least two cars in front of us, so he doesn't notice. 805 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,720 Just shut up. I'm the most discreet guy ever. 806 01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:37,000 - Stop acting like the fool and slow down! - I have to keep up with him. 807 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,280 If I speed up, I'll overtake him. 808 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:53,240 What the fuck are you doing? It's a new car. The fuck! 809 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:59,720 No big deal. Mirciulica, come! This BMW is so cool! 810 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:00,960 Are you stupid? 811 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,320 What the hell? Are you kissing my ass? 812 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,120 Sorry, boss. It wasn't me. I was in the right seat. 813 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,280 I'm sorry we crashed it…. 814 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:18,240 You're lucky I'm on campaign otherwise I'd break your legs. 815 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:23,760 - Deal with the papers. I have to go. - Sure, you can go home. 816 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,720 Did I say I was going home? I have some other business. 817 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,000 - I'll help you with your business. - Listen to that! 818 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,800 How do you want to help? 819 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:36,160 Go upstairs, get her in the mood and call me when she's ready? 820 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:40,000 I have a date. What's so hard to understand? 821 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,520 So, the plan went great… 822 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,120 And following him also went well. 823 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,480 Wanna know why your plan won't work? 824 01:02:56,560 --> 01:03:00,160 You can't play Cupid with others if you didn't use your own arrow. 825 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,560 Right… 826 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:05,040 Or have you used it on the coffee girl? 827 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:08,800 - I'm not the telling type. - So, you didn't. I thought so. 828 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,160 Shall I drop you somewhere? 829 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,080 Where do you go? 830 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,400 I could score, since the gate is empty. 831 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,280 If I catch you there one more time… 832 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,840 - These are so good! - Aren't they? 833 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,880 Tell your grandma they are delicious. 834 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:42,680 Right now. 835 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,040 - Hello! - Good day, grandma! 836 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:54,320 I'm here with a girl, eating your pies. I wanted to tell you they're tasty. 837 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,080 Hello, I'm Ioana. Congratulations! 838 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,560 These are the best pies I have ever had. 839 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,240 I'm glad you like them. Where are you? 840 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,720 At her place. 841 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:08,480 So this is the new trend, the man brings the woman food? 842 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:12,920 Shouldn't they offer you food when you are dating? 843 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,200 Thank God for my pies, otherwise you'd go hungry. 844 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,640 Grandma, I'll go now. I can't speak now. 845 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:23,960 - Did the girl get upset? - No, not at all. 846 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:27,000 How could the truth upset you? 847 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:30,240 - Good night, grandma! - Good night to you too! 848 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,560 Be careful, I don't like surprises. 849 01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:00,440 What should we drink? Red wine? 850 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,680 I can't drink, because it gets me bloated. 851 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,640 - Vodka? - Vodka? 852 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,040 - Whiskey? - Whiskey makes me sleepy. 853 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:14,000 - Beer? - I don't like the taste. 854 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,600 What should I offer you? 855 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,920 Sour cherry liquor? It's sweet and I'll drink it fast. 856 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,080 No, I don't. 857 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,600 Make a tea. 858 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:31,400 Tea, then. Mint, chamomile, roiboos, vanilla? 859 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:35,240 - A fruit tea. - OK, I'll make you a fruit tea. 860 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,600 Leave it to infuse for eight minutes. 861 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:54,800 I tell them I like them, I pay them really strong compliments. 862 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,240 You are my Sun, you are my wonder. 863 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,760 Have I ever told you how beautiful you are? 864 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,280 No, but… 865 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,200 What exactly do you like about me? 866 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:12,600 - I like… everything. - More details, please. 867 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,440 I'll take them one by one. 868 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,240 Your lips… 869 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:24,760 You have beautiful lips. 870 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,320 Then… 871 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,960 Your ears… are not big. 872 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,640 They are… just right. 873 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,720 And… 874 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:42,280 Your breasts… are just there. They could just as well be missing. 875 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,080 They are there… 876 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:50,800 That's good news. I can also say that… 877 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,560 Then I should mention your ass… 878 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:23,120 Leave it one more minute. Eight minutes are not up yet. 879 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,120 Have you seen the handsome lad? 880 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,360 MEN 881 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,400 Nothing like that has even happened here. 882 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,200 I made some calls, but nobody knows anything. 883 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:53,400 What's up, Radu? 884 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,960 I'm taking these to the car so they don't get confiscated. They are expensive. 885 01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:02,880 Our legal adviser wrote a report, we ask you to conduct an investigation. 886 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,480 - We haven't received anything. - What do you mean? 887 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:07,640 Mircea! 888 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:10,800 Give me a second to solve this. Mircea, come here! 889 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,040 Excuse us for a second. 890 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,399 What the fuck are you doing? 891 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,439 - Did you send the report? - No. 892 01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:31,319 - Wanna get me in trouble? - But it's illegal. 893 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,600 I told Radu I wouldn't sign. I'd be an accomplice. 894 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,520 To what? Wake up, kiddo! Guess who goes to prison nowadays. 895 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,200 Petty thieves and those who bother wrong people. 896 01:08:41,279 --> 01:08:44,760 - I know, but… - Yeah? Do you want to bother me? 897 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,720 Sign it! 898 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,200 - I want to become a prosecutor. - I know. 899 01:08:54,279 --> 01:08:57,160 You need my recommendation. So give me an autograph! 900 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:02,160 - I don't have a pen. - Legal advisor… There is one there. 901 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:05,960 Faster! They're waiting for us. 902 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:15,800 Here you are, the report is signed. I think everything is in order. 903 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,760 If you need anything else… 904 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,920 - Radu! - I'm here. 905 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,080 - Please see the gentlemen out. - Sure. 906 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:25,479 - All the best! - Same to you! 907 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:26,960 - Good bye! - Come on! 908 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,000 Hey! 909 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:47,960 - What's wrong? Are you OK? - Please, leave me alone! 910 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,160 Did anything happen? 911 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,720 Mircea, what are we doing? 912 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,360 For now, nothing. But tonight we could do something. 913 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,480 I'm not in the mood for your jokes. 914 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,280 - Wait a minute. - That's the problem. 915 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:10,720 I'm staying. You're going to Bucharest. 916 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:15,520 - Your mom told me. - Wait, my mum was here? 917 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,480 She told me you're too good for me. 918 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:24,280 - She's crazy. Don't listen to her. - I think she's right. 919 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:28,800 There's no point. We'd better break up now and go on our way. 920 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:34,080 Say something, for God's sake! 921 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:37,120 What can I say? Come to Bucharest with me. 922 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,560 Really? Please excuse us, we need to close. 923 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:44,280 I'm going to Bucharest. Right? As if it were that simple. 924 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,920 Unbelievable! You only think about yourself. 925 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,240 Have you ever asked me what I want? 926 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:56,040 - Well… - Well… Bye! Next please! 927 01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:00,960 Why did you upset the young lady? She's so nice! 928 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:05,280 Are you really going? Could you deliver a thing for me? 929 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:28,880 - Honey! - Oh, Mirciulica! You're right on time. 930 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,000 - A pate toast? - No, thank you. 931 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:34,800 Doina, forget about that pate. Do you think Mircea eats pate? 932 01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:39,000 He's picky, I raised him like a prince. He's here for the Finance department. 933 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,240 How much do you need? 934 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,520 - Why did you go to Ioana? - Let's not talk about that. 935 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,400 So I won't ruin your image of perfect mother? 936 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:50,800 - We'll go outside if you want. - Why? Everyone must know this. 937 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:55,320 My mum told my girlfriend to leave me alone, as I'm too good for her. 938 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,320 - The coffee shop girl? - Exactly. 939 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,400 She did what a mother has to do. 940 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:01,880 Don't you understand I want the best for you? 941 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,640 You just want to make a good impression 942 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:08,680 so they know you've raised me well and I have good job. 943 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,720 You don't care about my feelings. 944 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,640 - It's all about you. - Listen carefully! 945 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,480 As long as you live in my house you'll do as I say! 946 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,960 Mircea! Honey! 947 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:25,160 Get me some cigarettes if you're going downstairs. 948 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:28,720 I couldn't care less about your cigarettes. Mircea! 949 01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,120 How are you? Where were you? 950 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,400 Look at you! 951 01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:09,720 Forget about it. 952 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,200 Okay. Dear colleagues, 953 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,960 you probably know that I have to go to Bucharest. 954 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:22,200 The law says I have to leave the company, at least on paper. 955 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,360 I have to name another administrator, also only on paper. 956 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:27,960 I think that the best one of all of you 957 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,720 who can answer the phone… 958 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:32,720 is Mirciulica. 959 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:35,720 He will be the new administrator. 960 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,320 I've drafted the documents. 961 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:41,840 Mircea will deal with you and I'll deal with him. 962 01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,600 Is that clear? Good. Any questions? 963 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,280 Boss… 964 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,480 Any update on the meal vouchers? 965 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:53,720 - On what? - The meal vouchers. 966 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:58,240 Why ask me? He's the administrator now. Anything else? 967 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,320 Everyone back to work. 968 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:09,200 And how can I help you? How many times should I tell you? 969 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:13,480 OK, let's get it over with. Stop stressing me out. Bye! 970 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:19,520 Mirciulica, the administrator is the image of the company. 971 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:22,200 You need a good car. You can't use the old one. 972 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,200 So, here you go. I'll leave you the BMW. 973 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:28,160 - But, Mr. Codreanu… - Stop acting crazy. 974 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,720 From now on, you're No. 1 in the company. Take it! 975 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,360 Good. Before I forget… 976 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:39,280 Here it is. Here you go. The keys to one of my apartments. 977 01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:42,120 I used it on business trips, get it? 978 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,280 You're an administrator. You can't live with your mother. 979 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,560 Wait a sec. 980 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,920 Yes. Say that again? 981 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,480 How many times… No! 982 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:58,320 Sit down! That's your seat now. Sit down! 983 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,600 Make yourself comfortable. You look like you haven't slept in two days. 984 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,000 How is it? You feel powerful. 985 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,520 - Can I speak? - No. I don't have time. 986 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:19,200 Mirciulica, do you know what to do to keep this company working? 987 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,720 First of all, go and wash, you stink. 988 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,440 Spend a lot of money and make it non-profitable. 989 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,960 - Why? - What do you mean? 990 01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,720 To prove to the Town Hall we have many expenses, 991 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:35,960 we cannot afford to keep the old taxes and we need to increase them. 992 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:40,320 I'll give you some consultancy agreements 993 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,360 and environment studies, stuff that don't need proof. 994 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:47,400 - Will the mayor agree to that? - Does he have a choice? 995 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:50,400 If he doesn't agree, we'll play dirty. 996 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:52,080 We won't pick up the garbage 997 01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:55,280 and they'll beg us to take the money and pick them up. 998 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:56,880 See how powerful we are? 999 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:03,560 - I don't want to get involved. - You're not listening. 1000 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,640 I'm not interested in the administrator position. 1001 01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:11,240 My dear boy… Do you realize you're a lucky dog? 1002 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:15,560 I gave you a top job, power, money, a car and an apartment. 1003 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,960 Some work hard all their life for less. 1004 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,720 You picked the wrong person. 1005 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:25,840 I can't figure something out, are you just stupid or rude? 1006 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,600 Or both? 1007 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:32,120 I took you under my wing, into my family, I taught you about business and now what? 1008 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,480 - Leaving. - Where? 1009 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,680 I'm not interested. I don't want to be involved. 1010 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,960 You didn't get one thing. You can't leave whenever you want. 1011 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:45,320 You are the one who needs me. So, here's the plan. 1012 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:50,600 You stay here until the campaign is over. Then I'll sign your paper if you want. 1013 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:53,840 Then you can be a prosecutor, a sneak or a pilot 1014 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,800 or whatever the hell you want. 1015 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,520 I'm leaving today, is that clear? 1016 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,520 Are you stupid? Are you messing with me? 1017 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:05,560 I got your mother in the Financial administration! I can have her fired. 1018 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,320 I can make your father's company go bankrupt. 1019 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:10,040 And I won't sign your paper. 1020 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:14,400 You can shove your signature up your ass. I won't sell my soul for it. 1021 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,480 Get out of here! 1022 01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:20,680 - I'm off. - Bastard! 1023 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,560 - Fuck you! - What did you say? 1024 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:04,200 Please, explain why you're kicking me out of the cafe. 1025 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:05,920 What have I done wrong? 1026 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:10,800 According to the law, we are closing down the cafe for 30 days. 1027 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,240 - Why? - Why!? 1028 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:18,200 We've had complaints. We found some irregularities so we're closing it down. 1029 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,520 What complaints and irregularities? 1030 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:25,280 I didn't put up posters of Codreanu? At least be honest about that. 1031 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,040 Good bye! 1032 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:36,480 Why are you here? 1033 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,480 You should've brought funeral flowers for the cafe. 1034 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:43,560 I'm really sorry! 1035 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:47,480 You're sorry… What will you do about it? 1036 01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:51,440 You'll go back to the office and act as if nothing happened. 1037 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:55,400 - I quit my job today. - Great! At least one of us is free. 1038 01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:00,960 You'd better go home and study. Stop wasting your time. 1039 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:05,280 Iona! 1040 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:08,560 It's not Iona. Ioana! 1041 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,400 Sucker. 1042 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:53,760 - Mirciulica, what are you doing here? - I came to talk to you. 1043 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:56,360 - Do you want a drink? - No, thank you. 1044 01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,760 - Why are you here? - Why am I here? 1045 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:02,080 Just chit-chatting. 1046 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,160 Hey! 1047 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,480 Holy fuck! 1048 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:15,320 I told them to drive carefully. 1049 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:20,200 What the hell!? 1050 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,360 But nobody is listening. I wonder how they got their licence. 1051 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:27,240 Mirciulica, I can't find a better driver than you. 1052 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:31,480 That's life. You hit theirs and they hit yours. 1053 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:37,880 Let's drink. All this can be repaired. Come, Mirciulica! Let's go inside! 1054 01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:46,080 You can drink, you're not driving anymore. Not now, later. 1055 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:48,040 Mirciulica, one drink to cheer? 1056 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:55,680 As you wish. 1057 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:00,040 Cheers! 1058 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:09,800 Guys! Any idea why things used to be so smooth in this town? 1059 01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:14,160 Because everyone knew where they belonged. 1060 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,960 Women stayed at home, not wandering around. 1061 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,400 The employees used to listen to their boss. 1062 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:24,480 Now there's a lack of respect. 1063 01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,360 Everyone wants to succeed. 1064 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:32,280 Everybody wants to be a master. Nobody wants to be a servant. 1065 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:39,240 You help them grow, teach them how things work, 1066 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,120 and then you find out that 1067 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:45,320 they have their mind set on bullshit like justice and morality. 1068 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,320 Others fuck everything. 1069 01:21:56,440 --> 01:22:00,280 There's something I don't understand. Why are people so stupid? 1070 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:04,560 Why do they mess with the wrong people? 1071 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:08,840 - Tell me, Mirciulica! - Who the fuck do you think you are? 1072 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:11,960 Who made you master of this town? 1073 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:15,080 Closing down cafes which don't put up your posters? 1074 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:18,720 What's next? Asking for your permission to go out? What's the deal? 1075 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:22,880 I got it now. So, the cafe is the problem. 1076 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,720 You're head over heels. Your brain is in your pants. 1077 01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:28,280 That's his dick talking. 1078 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:32,720 Mirciulica, why didn't you say so? You know we can fix it. 1079 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,000 We'll get that solved. 1080 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:38,920 Let's be friends rather than fight, don't you agree? 1081 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,640 Don't get angry or your head will go boom. 1082 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:44,400 Talking about going boom… 1083 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,880 Let's play The Hunter's Belt! 1084 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,920 I want to listen to music. We're not at a funeral. 1085 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,760 I'll play something. 1086 01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:54,560 Great. Let's see what you've got. 1087 01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:01,040 …might harm your health. I promise I won't find peace… 1088 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:03,200 - What's that? - A video. 1089 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:07,480 I've just posted it. It already got 1000 viewings. 1090 01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:09,280 Best of health and God help us! 1091 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:11,040 Are you crazy? 1092 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,640 They'll buy it. The people in Gherla are so stupid. 1093 01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:21,280 I'll kill you, fucking bastard! I'll cut you like a wild boar! 1094 01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:22,880 Mirciulica, take care! 1095 01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:27,800 Who's that? I asked not to be disturbed. Who is there? Fucking shit! 1096 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:32,400 Jesus Christ, they're all drunk on the floor. 1097 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:37,760 Hey, you've been gone for two days. Where have you been? 1098 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:42,760 Alin, does your mother know where you are wasting your time? 1099 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:46,920 You, brainless lad, you crashed your machine. 1100 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,600 Aren't you ashamed? Get out of here! 1101 01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:51,680 Right now! 1102 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,320 You too, lad! 1103 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,440 Vasile Codreanu, well-known business man from Gherla, 1104 01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:07,360 had to step down from running for the Parliament. 1105 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:10,440 The party took this decision after a compromising video 1106 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,640 made public by his former employee. 1107 01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:16,200 Codreanu is under investigation into influence peddling, 1108 01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:20,840 forging documents and setting up an organized criminal group. 1109 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:23,520 I told you you'd be gone after two months. 1110 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,840 I cooked something tasty for you. 1111 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:31,320 God, you are so beautiful! 1112 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:36,720 What made you do such a stupid thing? 1113 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,120 Just be patient! 1114 01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:43,360 - Tell me. - What? Aren't you happy justice is done? 1115 01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:47,080 How does that help you? It does more harm than good. 1116 01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:50,800 You lost your job and you might get a criminal file. 1117 01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:53,640 You can kiss magistracy good bye. And for what? 1118 01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:58,120 Please, tell me! Why? To achieve what? 1119 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:02,000 To tell the truth and not end up a puppet prosecutor. 1120 01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:03,800 You had a bright future ahead. 1121 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:06,600 You could've become a prosecutor, have money, 1122 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:10,400 a status and respect. What will you do now? 1123 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,120 We'll set up a business. 1124 01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:22,200 Let me serve you some food. Let's see what we've got here. 1125 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:26,760 - Do you prefer meat? - Thank you, but I don't eat meat. 1126 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:31,000 It's so tasty. Have some! 1127 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:33,880 I'm sure it is, but I really don't eat meat. 1128 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:38,080 No worries, you can have potatoes. They're so good! 1129 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,080 Thank you, but I have to refuse. Please don't get upset. 1130 01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:45,960 That's fine. Mircea, more meat for you, right? 1131 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:48,640 - I no longer eat meat. - No? 1132 01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:52,240 You're teaching my son only good things. 1133 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,160 That's okay. 1134 01:25:58,160 --> 01:25:59,320 Oh, dear Lord. 1135 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,120 Be patient! 1136 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,760 So tell me, what kind of business? 1137 01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:09,480 A food truck with pies and coffee. 1138 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:15,320 A what?! A food truck? Do you call it a business? 1139 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:19,760 I feel sick. Listen… 1140 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,920 I gave you the best I could. 1141 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,560 I paid for your studies, for the dorm and so on. 1142 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,280 I tolerated your dad all my life, just for you. 1143 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,880 I got you a car, painted your room in green, 1144 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:36,240 blue, yellow, whatever you wanted. And now what? 1145 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:40,640 Don't just shake your head. What are you doing? 1146 01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:44,200 So you'll be a food truck vendor. And that sounds good to you. 1147 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:48,440 Image I walk through Gherla and tell people about my son 1148 01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:52,480 an aspiring prosecutor, now selling from a truck. 1149 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:56,320 How could I ever face people? What am I going to tell them? 1150 01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:59,960 Tell them we have the best coffee and pies in town. 1151 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:03,120 I wasn't talking to you. So, tell me! 1152 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:07,480 You're killing me. How will I ever face people in town? 1153 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,600 I'll have to move to another town. 1154 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:14,320 You've made my day! You're just great! 1155 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,400 Are you hungry? 1156 01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:18,160 Then wait! 1157 01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:28,680 A cabbage pie, please! 1158 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:32,960 GRANNY'S PIES AND COFFEE GRANNY LIKES WHAT'S GOOD 1159 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,840 Be quick! What do you want? 1160 01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:39,520 -Do you have gluten-free pies? -Gluten pie? 1161 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:43,160 I only have cabbage or jam pie. Which one do you want? 1162 01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:45,400 Well, a cabbage pie. 1163 01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,400 -Here you go! -Thank you. 1164 01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:54,320 Give me 15 pies. 1165 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,320 -What's up? -I deliver these. 1166 01:27:56,400 --> 01:28:00,880 -Doing delivery? -The only one in Gherla, no competition. 1167 01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:03,640 Plus free access to women's houses. 1168 01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:07,040 So many single women! I have time for all of them. 1169 01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:13,720 Wanna try? I'll get one for myself. You never bake pie. 1170 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:15,160 Ask your mummy. 1171 01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:19,640 Mum, can I have a cheese pie? 1172 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:23,720 Shall I give you a sweet one for your bitter wife? 1173 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:26,600 -Don't get her started. -Just give it to her. 1174 01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:30,040 -Here you go, honey! -Keep it for yourself. 87962