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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,181 --> 00:00:13,151 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:32,618 [woman screaming] 3 00:00:36,312 --> 00:00:40,730 [speed metal music] 4 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:57,850 [metallic thud] 5 00:00:57,885 --> 00:01:00,853 - [Disembodied voice] Shh... 6 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:08,551 [ominous music] 7 00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:28,812 [Gangsta rap] 8 00:01:40,514 --> 00:01:43,137 - I can't read this damn map, where the hell are we, man? 9 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:44,794 Come on. 10 00:01:44,828 --> 00:01:47,900 - First of all, you shouldn't be driving while reading. 11 00:01:47,935 --> 00:01:49,350 And second of all, this is a map of Massachusetts, 12 00:01:49,385 --> 00:01:51,628 we're in Maine. 13 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:54,838 - We drove through Massachusetts? 14 00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:08,335 - Hey Monroe, you want some peanuts? 15 00:02:15,790 --> 00:02:17,378 - Dude, dude, I told you I don't want any! 16 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:20,795 - Stare a little harder, asshole. 17 00:02:25,731 --> 00:02:28,458 - Oh no, no, I wasn't staring. 18 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:29,908 - Ronnie, this is the fourth time you passed something 19 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,842 up to Monroe, just so you can look at Nicole's boobs. 20 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:39,469 - I'm driving and I can even see you staring at them. 21 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:41,885 - Hey, why don't you stare at the road there, Morpheus? 22 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:45,717 - Why doesn't anybody stare at my boobs? 23 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:51,205 - I would if you would let me. 24 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,863 - Hey! 25 00:02:53,897 --> 00:02:56,245 - Way to win her back. 26 00:02:56,279 --> 00:02:58,661 - She's in the car with me, that's a start. 27 00:02:58,695 --> 00:03:00,525 - We're not really going on a boat, are we? 28 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:02,803 - I can't believe you came along just to see Stephen King. 29 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:04,805 - Why else would I come here? 30 00:03:04,839 --> 00:03:06,738 To sing camp songs and eat shitty food off of a stick? 31 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,671 - You are such a freak. 32 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:13,020 [Gangsta rap on the radio] 33 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:20,338 [machine guns and explosions] 34 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:27,379 - Hey, you okay? 35 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:31,141 - Hey, it's just music, right? 36 00:03:36,457 --> 00:03:37,424 - Anybody hungry? 37 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:38,873 - Starving! 38 00:03:38,908 --> 00:03:40,979 - I want to see Stephen King, we can eat anytime. 39 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:44,879 - Monroe, umm, I'm hungry, too. 40 00:03:44,914 --> 00:03:48,158 - Hey guys, why don't we stop for a little bit. 41 00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:08,800 - [Lamont] Man, this diner's in the middle of nowhere. 42 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:10,388 - [Ronnie] Oh look, they named the place restaurant. 43 00:04:10,422 --> 00:04:12,942 That's clever, what do they serve, food? 44 00:04:12,976 --> 00:04:16,256 - [Nicole] Shut up, Ronnie. 45 00:04:25,575 --> 00:04:28,682 [crows cawing] 46 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:41,350 - Just sit wherever you like. 47 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:44,318 Today's special is sauteed chicken. 48 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:53,396 Just be sure you lift the legs. 49 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:57,020 So you don't scratch the floor. 50 00:04:57,055 --> 00:04:59,333 [little girl laughs] 51 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:01,611 [ominous music] 52 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:03,855 - Okay, I'm going to need a chair. 53 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:06,513 Someone get me a chair. 54 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,377 Thank you, now leave. 55 00:05:08,411 --> 00:05:10,171 - Interesting place. 56 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:11,863 - As long as they're not playing 57 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:13,623 your Guantanamo torture music, I'm pretty good. 58 00:05:13,658 --> 00:05:16,937 - I wonder if they have a vegeta-- [Nicole shrieks] 59 00:05:16,971 --> 00:05:18,766 - Dani! 60 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:19,974 What did I tell you? 61 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:21,804 - I didn't mean it, Mom. 62 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:25,704 - I'm so sorry, we'll pay for that. 63 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:28,845 - I think you all better just leave, Wendy. 64 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,331 - Is there a box that we can take our food home in? 65 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:34,230 - It's best if you just go. 66 00:05:34,264 --> 00:05:38,476 - Come on, let's go. 67 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:42,238 - Hey, you okay? 68 00:05:42,272 --> 00:05:44,274 - Sorry for the disturbance. 69 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:46,311 That's the trouble with kids. 70 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,899 They're such a problem. 71 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:50,315 - You know, you didn't have to kick them out. 72 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,765 - Sometimes the best way to deal with a problem 73 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:56,390 is to just get rid of it. 74 00:05:58,737 --> 00:06:01,878 And what brings you to these parts? 75 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:03,052 - We're here to do some boating. 76 00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:03,949 - We're here to see Stephen King. 77 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:06,469 Do you know where he lives? 78 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:08,402 - We get a lot of folks here looking for him, 79 00:06:08,437 --> 00:06:13,200 and I'm sorry to disappoint you, but he doesn't live here. 80 00:06:13,234 --> 00:06:14,857 Isn't that right, Dale? 81 00:06:14,891 --> 00:06:19,275 - That's right, Dee Dee, hasn't been here in years. 82 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:22,934 - No no, I just read a blog that said he lives around here. 83 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:25,177 - Well, not anymore. 84 00:06:25,212 --> 00:06:28,595 - Can you at least tell us where his old place is? 85 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:29,975 - No idea. 86 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:33,910 Now look, this is a boring little town. 87 00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:36,948 If you all are looking for fun and excitement, 88 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:41,193 you need to go about 40 miles north, to Deer Lake. 89 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:43,644 There's more people there, more things to do. 90 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:45,059 - There's obviously got to be fun stuff to do around here. 91 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:49,443 - There ain't! 92 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:54,448 People stay home, watch the sunset. 93 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:59,660 Like I said, it's a quiet little town. 94 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:02,870 - That food was horrible! 95 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:04,078 - If everything's supposed to taste like chicken, 96 00:07:04,113 --> 00:07:05,459 why didn't that chicken taste like chicken? 97 00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:07,357 - I told you we should have gone looking for Steve. 98 00:07:07,392 --> 00:07:08,462 - It's Steve now? 99 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:10,084 When did you guys become best buddies? 100 00:07:10,119 --> 00:07:11,707 - Since I realized his books were far more interesting 101 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:14,606 than hanging out with you people. 102 00:07:14,641 --> 00:07:18,955 [Loud gangsta rap] 103 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:36,248 - [excited yelling and laughing] 104 00:07:40,529 --> 00:07:41,875 - Help you? 105 00:07:41,909 --> 00:07:45,395 - Uh, yeah, we'd like to rent a boat. 106 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:51,712 My grandparents, they left me a place here on the lake, 107 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:53,680 I thought I'd come up with some friends and... 108 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:56,545 - Drink us a few beers, have us a little fun. 109 00:07:56,579 --> 00:07:58,788 Up top! 110 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:01,929 Still waiting. 111 00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:04,484 Soul fist, we're alright, right on. 112 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,521 - I don't care what you do up at your grandmama's house, 113 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:09,385 but if you're here to run a speed boat, 40 miles down 114 00:08:09,419 --> 00:08:12,526 there's another lake, Deer Lake. 115 00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:14,597 I recommend you go there. 116 00:08:14,632 --> 00:08:15,667 - No, I am not going anywhere 117 00:08:15,702 --> 00:08:17,669 until I see Stephen King's house. 118 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:20,810 - Well Mr. King doesn't like visitors. 119 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:23,088 - So he does live here. 120 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:24,331 - The waitress at the diner said he doesn't 121 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:27,299 live here anymore. 122 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:29,129 - Well that's what I meant. 123 00:08:29,163 --> 00:08:32,442 - So why would he care about visitors? 124 00:08:32,477 --> 00:08:37,482 - I y'all are looking to rent a boat, we don't rent them. 125 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:42,936 - What's that mean? 126 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,559 - We don't rent fast boats. 127 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:47,388 The kind you folks are looking for. 128 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:48,838 - Hey, what about this one? 129 00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:50,219 It looks fast enough. 130 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:51,531 - And cute! 131 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,497 - You don't want that one! 132 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,912 - No, yeah we do. 133 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:57,847 Monroe, get this one, it's totally eighties, but it'll do. 134 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:02,749 - That boat is perfect. 135 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,509 Can't we please rent it? 136 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,511 Just for the weekend? 137 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:10,791 - Well, alright, but it'll cost you. 138 00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,379 - How much? 139 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:13,553 - 500. 140 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,277 - Dollars? 141 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:17,280 - Yep, in cash. 142 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:18,454 If all you got is plastic, Deer Lake is-- 143 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:19,973 - Thanks. 144 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,491 Uh, come on guys, let's huddle up. 145 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:23,528 Let's see how much we got. 146 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,357 - I'm not paying for this, water bothers me. 147 00:09:25,392 --> 00:09:27,532 - You will if you want to see Stephen King's house. 148 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,638 From what I hear, you can only see it from the lake. 149 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:30,604 - Did you really hear that or are you just 150 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:31,812 trying to get my money? 151 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,607 - Your call. 152 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:35,954 - Damn you for knowing me so well! 153 00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:38,163 - Holy shit, where'd you get all that? 154 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:40,649 - I'm loaded with disposable income, baby. 155 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,685 - Ewww, I'd rather be fondled by the creepy boat guy. 156 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,825 - Look, we got 360, who didn't put in? 157 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,724 - Lamont's holding back. 158 00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:48,898 - Hey, black people don't do the water man, you know that. 159 00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:50,693 - So why'd you come with us? 160 00:09:50,728 --> 00:09:53,523 - To see these girls in their bikinis. 161 00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:55,491 - Come on Lamont, ante up. 162 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:56,630 - Ah man, I only have-- 163 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:58,183 - Hey, Lamont, I totally saw you at the ATM 164 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:00,151 the last time we stopped. 165 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,774 - Yeah, and didn't we all give you money for gas earlier? 166 00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:04,880 - Yeah, we didn't stop since then. 167 00:10:04,914 --> 00:10:07,883 - No money, no girls in bikinis. 168 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,332 - Shit. 169 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:14,372 - Alright, so who's gonna drive the van back to the house? 170 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,581 - What, what are y'all doing? 171 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,376 - Thanks for volunteering, Lamont. 172 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,309 - What kind of crazy white people shit is this? 173 00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:21,655 - The kind that results in you driving the van 174 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,381 back to the house. 175 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,554 - Come on. 176 00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:25,970 - Hey sorry dude, those are the rules. 177 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:27,454 Address and directions are in the glove box and uh, 178 00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:30,560 oh hey while you're at it, fill up the gas tank. 179 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,183 - Yezz, Miss Daisy. 180 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:33,667 - Thank you. 181 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:34,841 - Thank you.- [Hilary] Hey, let's do it, hit the water! 182 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,705 - Bastard. 183 00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:38,292 - Hey Lamont, hurry up, by the time you get gas, 184 00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:40,329 we'll already be at the house. 185 00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:43,366 - Half naked. 186 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:46,680 - Ooo, damn! 187 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,584 Hey, where's this gas station? 188 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:58,658 - Quarter mile north. 189 00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:14,397 - Soul fist. 190 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:16,952 Thanks, old timer. 191 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,410 - Getting in? 192 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:30,413 [woman screaming, glass breaking] 193 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,903 Hello? 194 00:11:40,941 --> 00:11:43,979 [Hilary laughs] 195 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:50,433 [upbeat rock music] 196 00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:27,747 Hey, Monroe, check out the look on Ronnie's face. 197 00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:29,231 - Yeah, he'll be fine. 198 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,335 - Uh-oh. 199 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:31,578 - Oh no. 200 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:32,924 - Oh no what? 201 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:35,547 - Oh my god he got my foot, I just got a pedicure! 202 00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:40,587 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwww, oh my god. blech! 203 00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:43,279 - Hey dude, are you alright? 204 00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:45,385 - Time of my life. 205 00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:48,768 - Let's get you back to the house. 206 00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:56,292 [ominous music] 207 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,112 - [Monroe] Hey Lori, can you grab the back? 208 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:25,805 - Yeah. 209 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,259 - Uh, that's the house right up there, Ronnie. 210 00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:35,745 Walk up the path and uh, find a camp with down spouts. 211 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:39,819 [laughing] 212 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,821 - Very mature, guys. 213 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,339 Okay, seriously, you're gonna kill me. 214 00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:45,721 - Not a bad idea. 215 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:50,450 [Nicole laughs] 216 00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:52,452 - Wait. 217 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:53,660 - Don't forget this. 218 00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:54,592 - Don't throw it, don't throw it! 219 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,420 Got it. 220 00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:56,697 - Yeah baby, ooh rah! 221 00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:58,803 - Let's go wakeboarding, woooooo, yeah, woooo! 222 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,874 Bye Ronnie! 223 00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:02,911 - Alright, see you guys. 224 00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:04,326 Hope you crash into an iceberg. 225 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,432 Assholes. 226 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,616 - [Ronnie, inner voice] You're my best friend. 227 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:23,517 [ominous music] 228 00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:52,719 [upbeat rock music] 229 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:06,077 - Woooo! 230 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,470 - Alright Monroe! 231 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,995 Woo, that was awesome! 232 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,238 Nicole, you wanna try? 233 00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,067 - You know I don't do anything sporty. 234 00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:07,414 - Come on, it's easy, we'll show you how. 235 00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:11,418 - Come on Nicole, I'll set you up. 236 00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:18,701 - So, I hear your parents are dead. 237 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:23,741 Oh, if it's too personal, I'll promise not to tell anyone. 238 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,711 - Look, they died when Monroe and I were little kids. 239 00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:30,644 No one really knows how. 240 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,268 I mean if they did, they never told us, so. 241 00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:35,132 My grandparents never talked about it, 242 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:39,895 and my grandma just died, so, yeah I don't know. 243 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,621 - Wow. 244 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:44,624 That totally sucks. 245 00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:49,663 - Yeah, it really, really sucks. 246 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,461 - [Lamont] Once I find me a gas station, 247 00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:56,153 I'ma find me some new friends. 248 00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:58,293 And some new white bitches. 249 00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,880 Quarter mile, my ass. 250 00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:01,572 This is some bullshit! 251 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:04,195 I'm gonna take my black ass right back to New York. 252 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:08,372 I'm the only black dude in the state of Maine. 253 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:11,099 I don't even see any black bears. 254 00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,515 The roads aren't even black up here! 255 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:16,587 Where the fuck is this gas station?! 256 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:18,761 Shit. 257 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,315 Whoa, was that a mother fucking zebra? 258 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,179 Uh-uh, they eat people! 259 00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:24,284 I've seen enough horror movies. 260 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:27,529 I'm getting up outta here. 261 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:28,806 - Don't you think we should be getting back to the house 262 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,221 to pick up Lamont? 263 00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:32,361 - He's got Ronnie to keep him company, he'll be fine. 264 00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:34,432 - You just want to be alone with three hot girls. 265 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:38,264 - Okay, first of all, one of them is my sister. 266 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:43,303 And second of all, I only need one hot girl. 267 00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:45,547 - Do you guys have a different color board, 268 00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:48,515 because this one clashes with my bathing suit. 269 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,793 - And I"m gonna give you one guess who it's not. 270 00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:54,970 - Oooh, a loon! 271 00:17:56,903 --> 00:18:01,908 - Look, I know I've been off, and I know 272 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:07,776 with a little bit of time... 273 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:12,712 No, hey, not apart, together. 274 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:14,369 With a little bit of time together, I know 275 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,647 that I'm gonna get readjusted again and, 276 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,890 I really think that-- 277 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:20,444 - She's ready. 278 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:24,275 - I don't know if I can do this. 279 00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:30,661 Oh my god. 280 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,145 - She's up! 281 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:32,801 - Okay, okay-- 282 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:33,560 [Nicole squeals] 283 00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:36,149 - And she's down. 284 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,185 - She's not letting go... 285 00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:39,532 - Let go of the rope! 286 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:40,671 [gargling sounds] 287 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,776 - She's not gonna be happy. 288 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:47,781 [creepy music] 289 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:11,840 - Come on baby, come on baby, come on, you can make it. 290 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,462 Just a little further. 291 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,464 Aw, shit, here we are. 292 00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:17,777 My lucky day, we got it, we got it, we got it. 293 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:20,607 Hold on, hold on. 294 00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:22,402 Gas. 295 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:24,715 A little gas in the ass. 296 00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,889 Gas in the ass. 297 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:30,721 [gangsta rap] 298 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:36,416 Yes sir. 299 00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:40,731 Wicked good gas, reminds me of last night's Taco Bell, hoo! 300 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:45,253 [upbeat rock music] 301 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:58,714 [police siren] 302 00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:00,820 - Hey, Monroe? 303 00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:04,375 We got company. 304 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,349 - Hello, officer. 305 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:15,938 How you doing this glorious afternoon? 306 00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:17,975 - I was doing fine until I saw you kids 307 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,909 driving recklessly around my lake. 308 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:21,737 - Kids? 309 00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:23,912 - No, Hil. 310 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,396 We're just having a little fun, that's all. 311 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:29,228 - Well what you consider fun, I consider dangerous. 312 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:34,233 We're 80 miles from the nearest hospital. 313 00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:40,549 I advise you to slow down, and lower your voices. 314 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,102 - I'm sorry, I didn't know we shouldn't show excitement 315 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,381 by laughing so much. 316 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:45,830 - Are you looking for me to give you a ticket? 317 00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:49,903 - No, no sir, absolutely not, we'll be more careful. 318 00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:53,528 - That's a right smart idea. 319 00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:56,220 You kids have a good day. 320 00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:01,156 - But not too good, right? 321 00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:16,551 - Country folk, way too trusting. 322 00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:22,867 [ominous music] 323 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:35,777 That's my joint! 324 00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:40,540 [loud hip-hop music] 325 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,768 - That's the house right up there. 326 00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:05,600 - I don't see the minivan. 327 00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:07,533 - Ah, Lamont probably got lost again. 328 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:13,539 [hip-hop music stops abruptly] 329 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:18,337 [ominous music] 330 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:37,286 - [Disembodied voice] Hush... 331 00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:53,302 Hush... 332 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,418 [hip-hop music] 333 00:23:43,698 --> 00:23:45,354 - Shit! 334 00:23:45,389 --> 00:23:46,701 Ah! 335 00:23:46,735 --> 00:23:48,737 [gurgling] 336 00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:52,983 [hip-hop music stops abruptly] 337 00:24:10,552 --> 00:24:11,760 - [Monroe] Gin. 338 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:12,934 - Did you even look for Lamont, or did you 339 00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,660 just lie there reading your damn book? 340 00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:17,939 - Nearest gas station's probably 200 miles away. 341 00:24:17,973 --> 00:24:19,872 You know, in a town with indoor plumbing and cable TV. 342 00:24:19,906 --> 00:24:21,839 - Or cell reception? 343 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,392 - [Nicole] This place sucks. 344 00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:24,911 - Are you kidding? 345 00:24:24,946 --> 00:24:26,844 This place is awesome. 346 00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:29,606 No, I mean look, there's so much stuff to do here, 347 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,368 hiking and swimming and fishing. 348 00:24:33,402 --> 00:24:35,784 You guys all need to lighten up and go have some fun. 349 00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:38,787 - So, what do we do now? 350 00:24:38,822 --> 00:24:42,204 - I know, let's play Never Have I Ever. 351 00:24:42,239 --> 00:24:43,136 - What are we, seven? 352 00:24:43,171 --> 00:24:44,621 - Come on Ronnie, it'll be fun. 353 00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:46,795 - Yeah, we can learn all about your amazing life exploits. 354 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:48,935 - Yeah, that you read about in books. 355 00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:50,489 - At least I can read. 356 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,387 - Burn! 357 00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:54,354 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 358 00:24:54,389 --> 00:24:55,424 You're hot. 359 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:58,842 - I know. 360 00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:03,260 - Okay remember if you've done it, you have to drink. 361 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:06,470 Never have I ever made out with someone of the same sex. 362 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,784 Drink. 363 00:25:09,818 --> 00:25:11,855 - Really? 364 00:25:11,889 --> 00:25:13,581 - No, I don't need to know this stuff about my sister. 365 00:25:13,615 --> 00:25:14,858 - That's what the parents get for sending me 366 00:25:14,892 --> 00:25:16,445 to all-girl summer camp. 367 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,414 - You did this at Catholic camp? 368 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,624 Please don't tell me it was one of the nuns. 369 00:25:22,659 --> 00:25:27,215 - Wait, am I the only one who hasn't kissed a girl? 370 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,229 Ow! 371 00:25:42,264 --> 00:25:43,818 - Okay, my turn. 372 00:25:43,852 --> 00:25:46,924 Never have I ever had more than 373 00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:49,306 two sexual partners in my life. 374 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,963 - That's so stupid, now everybody's gonna drink. 375 00:25:50,997 --> 00:25:52,240 - Cheers. 376 00:25:52,274 --> 00:25:55,623 [laughing] 377 00:25:55,657 --> 00:25:56,796 Dude, come on! 378 00:25:56,831 --> 00:25:57,590 - No, I didn't even hear the question. 379 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,833 - Of course you didn't. 380 00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,248 - You know what, this game's stupid okay, 381 00:26:00,282 --> 00:26:02,181 I'm gonna take a leak. 382 00:26:02,215 --> 00:26:05,184 - Come on, Ronnie. 383 00:26:05,218 --> 00:26:07,531 - I bet he's gonna go whack off to the two of you kissing. 384 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,153 - Gross.- Eww. 385 00:26:09,188 --> 00:26:11,431 - Alright, whatever it's my turn. 386 00:26:11,466 --> 00:26:13,641 Never have I ever-- 387 00:26:13,675 --> 00:26:15,712 - Hey Lamont's been gone for three hours already. 388 00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:17,334 - Maybe he's getting lucky. 389 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:18,646 - Yeah, for three hours? 390 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,579 - Just because you could never last that long 391 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:21,959 doesn't mean that someone else couldn't. 392 00:26:21,994 --> 00:26:23,409 - Oh, ha ha. 393 00:26:23,443 --> 00:26:24,617 - Monroe. 394 00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,101 - Yeah, alright tell you what, why don't we 395 00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:27,206 all go to the marina, we'll see 396 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,346 if Captain Friendly has seen him. 397 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,485 Is that cool? 398 00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:31,348 - Okay. 399 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:32,521 - Alright, let's go. 400 00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:36,318 - Fine, but nobody better puke on me again. 401 00:26:36,353 --> 00:26:39,390 - Wait. 402 00:26:39,425 --> 00:26:43,325 Did you hear that? 403 00:26:45,949 --> 00:26:48,572 - What's wrong? 404 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,334 - I hear something. 405 00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:55,406 - Gross! 406 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:58,513 - He is so disgusting! 407 00:26:58,547 --> 00:27:02,448 - Hey Ronnie, we're gonna go to the marina 408 00:27:02,482 --> 00:27:05,520 to check on Lamont, we'll be back in a few. 409 00:27:05,554 --> 00:27:09,662 We'll leave you to do your business. 410 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:14,460 - [Ronnie] They're all gonna laugh at you. 411 00:27:14,494 --> 00:27:17,912 Wait, wait. 412 00:27:17,946 --> 00:27:22,157 Guys, it's not what you, think. 413 00:27:22,192 --> 00:27:27,197 [ominous music] 414 00:28:37,923 --> 00:28:42,928 An autographed copy of King's first pop-up book. 415 00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:49,555 I can't believe they just left you here. 416 00:28:51,971 --> 00:28:55,941 Oh my... 417 00:28:56,182 --> 00:29:01,187 I will show you the respect you deserve. 418 00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:06,779 - [Nicole] Who invited that weirdo? 419 00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:08,194 - [Monroe] I know he can be annoying, 420 00:29:08,229 --> 00:29:10,541 but you get used to him. 421 00:29:10,576 --> 00:29:12,440 We grew up next to one another and you know, 422 00:29:12,474 --> 00:29:14,614 his parents looked after us. 423 00:29:14,649 --> 00:29:15,926 - [Nicole] Well if he tries to rub up against me 424 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:18,239 accidentally one more time, I'm going to 425 00:29:18,273 --> 00:29:19,896 drown him in the lake. 426 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,898 [loon cries] 427 00:29:21,932 --> 00:29:24,176 - [Lori] Uhhhh, what's that? 428 00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:28,249 - [Monroe] Ha ha, now that's a loon. 429 00:29:36,498 --> 00:29:39,432 - [Nicole] Oh my god, creep guy is still there. 430 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:43,402 What a loser! 431 00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:45,749 - Guess you girls all want me to go talk to him? 432 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:46,992 - I'm not doing it. 433 00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:48,096 - I'll do it, I'm good at getting loser guys 434 00:29:48,131 --> 00:29:51,859 to do anything I want. 435 00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:56,518 - You done on the lake? 436 00:29:56,553 --> 00:29:59,349 - No silly, we were looking for our friend? 437 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,661 He's about this tall, and he's wearing-- 438 00:30:01,696 --> 00:30:04,354 - Negro? 439 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:07,391 - Yeah, that's him, have you seen him? 440 00:30:07,426 --> 00:30:10,153 - Saw him with you when you came in here. 441 00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:12,362 - I mean since that time? 442 00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:14,536 - Nope. 443 00:30:14,571 --> 00:30:16,366 - He took the van with him. 444 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,265 Did you see which way he went? 445 00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:24,305 - Went north, to the gas station. 446 00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:29,758 That way, quarter mile. 447 00:30:29,793 --> 00:30:34,798 - It's so dark out, any chance we could get a lift? 448 00:30:35,143 --> 00:30:40,148 - Not much traffic around here, but someone like you? 449 00:30:41,184 --> 00:30:44,532 You could get lucky. 450 00:30:44,566 --> 00:30:45,567 - Forget it. 451 00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:49,123 Thanks anyway. 452 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,541 - Well? 453 00:30:53,575 --> 00:30:56,095 - I think he likes little boys. 454 00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:57,786 - I meant Lamont. 455 00:30:57,821 --> 00:31:01,342 - I don't know if Lamont likes little boys. 456 00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:03,240 - Did he say where Lamont went? 457 00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:05,415 - Oh, hasn't seen him and won't give us a ride 458 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:06,899 to go look for him. 459 00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:08,418 So the gas station's a quarter mile north, 460 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:09,419 which means that way. 461 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:10,489 - I know, I know. 462 00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:11,524 Let's go? 463 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:13,354 - What are we gonna do? 464 00:31:13,388 --> 00:31:15,425 - Uh, walk? 465 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:17,254 - I don't feel like walking. 466 00:31:17,289 --> 00:31:19,256 - You can stay here and wait with Lurch if you want, 467 00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:21,672 but we're walking. 468 00:31:21,707 --> 00:31:23,709 - [Nicole] I could use the exercise. 469 00:31:23,743 --> 00:31:25,504 Don't want to end up with a saggy ass. 470 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:28,852 No offense, sweetie. 471 00:31:30,854 --> 00:31:34,547 [ominous music] 472 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,863 - [Monroe] Knowing Lamont, he's probably in Canada by now. 473 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,830 - [Hilary] Why'd you even let him drive? 474 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:46,939 - Look out! 475 00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:50,839 Asshole, you don't even have your sirens on?! 476 00:31:50,874 --> 00:31:51,910 You okay? 477 00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:55,775 - Thanks. 478 00:31:58,537 --> 00:31:59,952 - You kids shouldn't be around here. 479 00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:01,471 - Sir, I think that's our car. 480 00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:02,610 - What's your name, son? 481 00:32:02,644 --> 00:32:04,370 - Monroe Bachman. 482 00:32:04,405 --> 00:32:05,958 - You staying at the old Bachman house? 483 00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:09,824 - Yeah, it was our grandparents'. 484 00:32:09,858 --> 00:32:11,722 - We're worried about our friend Lamont Jackson, 485 00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:13,207 I mean is he alright? 486 00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:14,933 - The negro fella? 487 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,831 - Yeah, if it was 1950. 488 00:32:16,865 --> 00:32:18,937 - Well I'm afraid the news ain't good, miss. 489 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,110 - What do you mean? 490 00:32:20,145 --> 00:32:21,732 - Does he have any family in the area? 491 00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:22,941 - No, no what happened? 492 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,321 - Anyone that we can call? 493 00:32:24,356 --> 00:32:26,772 No, please sir, can you just tell us what happened? 494 00:32:26,806 --> 00:32:29,499 - Well it seems that he was attacked by an animal. 495 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:33,675 We need someone to identify the remains. 496 00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:37,265 - He's dead? 497 00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,236 I'll do it. 498 00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:43,133 - I'll go with you. 499 00:32:43,168 --> 00:32:45,273 - No. 500 00:32:45,308 --> 00:32:49,519 You don't want to see that. 501 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:53,833 [machine guns and explosions, indistinct yelling] 502 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:09,194 - Normally, we have you identify the face. 503 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:13,646 We haven't found it yet. 504 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,723 You okay? 505 00:33:21,758 --> 00:33:25,900 - Can we just do this quick, please? 506 00:33:41,226 --> 00:33:44,746 - Dodd, which one has the arm? 507 00:33:51,650 --> 00:33:54,308 Damn it Dodd, those are the intestines! 508 00:33:54,342 --> 00:33:58,174 - Sorry Sheriff, check the one to the right. 509 00:34:04,594 --> 00:34:07,528 - I think that's him, that's his tattoo. 510 00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:09,426 - Alright, then. 511 00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:10,979 - What kind of animal attacks a man at a gas staion 512 00:34:11,014 --> 00:34:13,223 in the middle of the day? 513 00:34:13,258 --> 00:34:15,570 - Well we have wolves in this part of the state. 514 00:34:15,605 --> 00:34:16,778 - A wolf attacked him? 515 00:34:16,813 --> 00:34:20,610 - Yeah, something wolf-like. 516 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:24,303 - He see what did this? 517 00:34:24,338 --> 00:34:25,787 - No. 518 00:34:25,822 --> 00:34:27,168 - His office is right there, and he didn't see anything? 519 00:34:27,203 --> 00:34:30,206 - Your friend went inside, paid for his gas, 520 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,449 and he came out and went back to the car. 521 00:34:32,484 --> 00:34:33,899 - And between the building and the minivan, 522 00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:37,385 my friend was torn apart by a wolf, and that guy 523 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:38,938 didn't hear or see anything? 524 00:34:38,973 --> 00:34:40,423 - He was out back. 525 00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:41,769 He didn't hear a thing. 526 00:34:41,803 --> 00:34:45,013 - I thought you said Lamont paid inside. 527 00:34:46,187 --> 00:34:48,500 - Wait, son. 528 00:34:48,534 --> 00:34:49,639 - [Dodd] Sheriff? 529 00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:52,711 - Just let him ask his questions. 530 00:34:52,918 --> 00:34:55,541 - You didn't hear anything? 531 00:34:55,576 --> 00:34:57,440 - Nope. 532 00:34:57,474 --> 00:35:00,201 - How is that possible? 533 00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:01,651 If you're getting ripped apart by an animal 534 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:03,515 you'd be screaming pretty fucking loud, wouldn't you? 535 00:35:03,549 --> 00:35:05,862 - Lower your voice, boy. 536 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,520 And watch your language. 537 00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:11,212 - I was out back, couldn't hear anything 538 00:35:11,247 --> 00:35:15,596 but that loud rap music. 539 00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:18,219 Even if I was out front, I probably couldn't 540 00:35:18,254 --> 00:35:22,258 have heard anything. 541 00:35:27,987 --> 00:35:32,716 - Nice quiet little town you got here, sheriff. 542 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:49,423 - What are we gonna do? 543 00:35:51,252 --> 00:35:54,497 - I don't know. 544 00:35:55,463 --> 00:35:58,639 I don't know what the hell's going on. 545 00:35:59,226 --> 00:36:04,231 [creepy music] 546 00:36:05,335 --> 00:36:06,267 - Hey, why'd you guys ditch me? 547 00:36:06,302 --> 00:36:07,303 - Not now Ronnie. 548 00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:08,235 - What happened? 549 00:36:08,269 --> 00:36:09,236 Where's Lamont? 550 00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:11,514 - Where's Lamont, Lamont's dead! 551 00:36:11,548 --> 00:36:13,136 - Ha, must be my birthday. 552 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,898 - It's not a joke Ronnie, he's dead. 553 00:36:18,383 --> 00:36:22,214 - Wait, you mean metaphorically? 554 00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:27,771 [Nicole crying, sad piano music] 555 00:36:48,861 --> 00:36:51,416 You alright? 556 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:54,350 It's okay. 557 00:36:54,384 --> 00:36:59,147 - I just can't believe he's dead. 558 00:37:03,531 --> 00:37:06,638 What the fuck, get away from me you fucking sicko! 559 00:37:06,672 --> 00:37:07,570 - What? 560 00:37:07,604 --> 00:37:09,157 - This jerkoff tried to kiss me! 561 00:37:09,192 --> 00:37:10,504 - What the fuck, Ronnie? 562 00:37:10,538 --> 00:37:12,644 - Hey, we all grieve in different ways, right? 563 00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:14,301 - And you grieve by making out? 564 00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:15,543 - I thought there was a connection. 565 00:37:15,578 --> 00:37:17,269 - The only connection is bringing my foot 566 00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:19,823 to your balls, you creep! 567 00:37:19,858 --> 00:37:22,688 I'm not staying in the same house as this asshole anymore! 568 00:37:22,723 --> 00:37:25,588 - Way to go, asshole. 569 00:37:25,622 --> 00:37:27,175 - Why am I the asshole, alright? 570 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:30,869 It's not like I'm the one who killed Lamont. 571 00:37:32,664 --> 00:37:35,494 - Can you just, can you just go somewhere and chill, please? 572 00:37:35,529 --> 00:37:37,565 - Where, into the forest with the man-eating wolf? 573 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,808 - Hey if it's a man-eating wolf, you should have 574 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:42,121 nothing to worry about. 575 00:37:42,156 --> 00:37:46,022 - Fine, I'll just go sit and read. 576 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,927 - He's gonna read a Stephen King book to chill? 577 00:38:02,452 --> 00:38:05,938 - I'm so sorry about that. 578 00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,217 Ah man, I never thought that he'd try to 579 00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:12,393 make a move on you now, Ronnie surprises even me 580 00:38:12,428 --> 00:38:14,913 sometimes, I guess. 581 00:38:14,947 --> 00:38:19,642 - Is this all supposed to be part of him growing on me? 582 00:38:28,271 --> 00:38:29,790 - What? 583 00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:35,520 What? 584 00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:37,591 Fine. 585 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,351 I'll go apologize. 586 00:38:39,386 --> 00:38:42,975 You know, it is possible for someone to love me. 587 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:47,601 - You know just, just seeing Lamont there, 588 00:38:47,635 --> 00:38:50,362 like knowing I couldn't do anything... 589 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:53,434 - Monroe, I love you. 590 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:58,336 - What was that? 591 00:39:00,993 --> 00:39:03,824 Oh great, a really good idea. 592 00:39:03,858 --> 00:39:05,929 Ronnie, wait! 593 00:39:05,964 --> 00:39:06,482 Ronnie! 594 00:39:06,999 --> 00:39:08,346 Ronnie! 595 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,588 - You are a backstabbing hypocrite. 596 00:39:09,623 --> 00:39:10,520 - No wait, wait. 597 00:39:10,555 --> 00:39:11,797 - What happened now? 598 00:39:11,832 --> 00:39:12,971 - What happened is I go back there to apologize, 599 00:39:13,005 --> 00:39:13,903 and this guy-- 600 00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:15,042 - No, it's not what you think-- 601 00:39:15,076 --> 00:39:15,939 - This guy's making out with Nicole. 602 00:39:15,974 --> 00:39:17,838 - Oh, I was not! 603 00:39:17,872 --> 00:39:19,115 - What happened? 604 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,323 - What happened is your boyfriend was making out 605 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,635 with the girl that I was gonna marry. 606 00:39:21,669 --> 00:39:22,946 - Oh gimme a break. 607 00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:24,189 - You were making out with Nicole? 608 00:39:24,223 --> 00:39:25,915 - He thought that she was gonna marry him? 609 00:39:25,949 --> 00:39:28,193 - No, yes, not really. 610 00:39:28,227 --> 00:39:30,782 Lori, Lori, Lori, you've gotta let me explain. 611 00:39:30,816 --> 00:39:31,507 - Don't! 612 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,509 - Lori! 613 00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:42,207 Lori, wait, hey! 614 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:44,485 - Get your hands off of me, you asshole. 615 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,211 - [Ronnie] At least I'm not the asshole anymore! 616 00:39:46,245 --> 00:39:48,316 - Just stay out of this, Ronnie! 617 00:39:48,351 --> 00:39:49,697 Come on, please just let me explain. 618 00:39:49,732 --> 00:39:52,528 - You left me to go to Iraq for a year, and I wait. 619 00:39:52,562 --> 00:39:54,944 Then you come back, you tell me you need some time alone. 620 00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:56,394 And I wait. 621 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,257 Then, you tell me you wanna stay friends, 622 00:39:58,292 --> 00:40:00,398 and I wait some more? 623 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:05,403 Finally, you invite me up here, and now this? 624 00:40:06,369 --> 00:40:08,785 I was fucking waiting for this. 625 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:10,442 - Hey, hey. 626 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,548 She kissed me. 627 00:40:12,582 --> 00:40:14,377 - So you did kiss her. 628 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,759 - No, no, no, you're not even listening to me. 629 00:40:16,793 --> 00:40:18,554 - Listen to you? 630 00:40:18,588 --> 00:40:23,006 I don't ever want to see you again. 631 00:40:23,628 --> 00:40:24,974 You know what? 632 00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:29,875 No wonder they discharged you for being crazy. 633 00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:34,915 [explosions] 634 00:40:37,952 --> 00:40:40,438 Fucking asshole! 635 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:43,544 - [Ronnie] Asshole! 636 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:50,793 - Where's Lori? 637 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:52,691 - She ran off into the woods. 638 00:40:52,726 --> 00:40:54,244 - Wait, you left her alone? 639 00:40:54,279 --> 00:40:56,488 - She didn't want me to be near her. 640 00:40:56,523 --> 00:40:57,972 If it hadn't been for Nicole kissing me I-- 641 00:40:58,007 --> 00:40:59,905 - If you hadn't invited that perverted friend of yours-- 642 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,286 - Shut up, both of you. 643 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,667 - [Lori] Such an asshole, such an asshole! 644 00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:06,843 I'm done, I'm not doing this shit anymore, I'm done. 645 00:41:06,878 --> 00:41:08,500 - [Disembodied voice] Shhhh... 646 00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:10,606 - [Lori] I can't believe this shit, four years. 647 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,023 Aarrgh, such an asshole! 648 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:22,790 - [Disembodied voice] Shhh... 649 00:41:25,137 --> 00:41:25,931 - Monroe. 650 00:41:25,966 --> 00:41:27,519 Is that you? 651 00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:31,627 [creepy music] 652 00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:42,500 Monroe? 653 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:45,606 Monroe, this isn't funny. 654 00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:51,198 Monroe? 655 00:41:53,752 --> 00:41:56,444 - [Disembodied voice] Hush... 656 00:41:56,479 --> 00:41:58,308 - Is someone there? 657 00:41:58,343 --> 00:42:02,243 Who's there?! 658 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,904 [Lori screaming] 659 00:42:07,939 --> 00:42:10,320 - Hush... 660 00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:15,360 [Lori crying and screaming] 661 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:31,134 [Thudding and splashing] 662 00:42:34,759 --> 00:42:36,657 - [Monroe] Lori, where are you?! 663 00:42:36,692 --> 00:42:37,969 - Lori! 664 00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:40,247 - [Hilary] Lori, where are you? 665 00:42:40,281 --> 00:42:41,835 - [Nicole] Lori! 666 00:42:41,869 --> 00:42:43,561 - [Monroe] Lori! 667 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:45,286 - Lori! 668 00:42:45,321 --> 00:42:46,736 Lori! 669 00:42:46,771 --> 00:42:49,877 - Oh no, oh no, oh no. 670 00:42:53,191 --> 00:42:55,573 [crying] Oh no! 671 00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:57,575 I'm so sorry Lori, I'm so sorry! 672 00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:58,576 - No! 673 00:42:58,610 --> 00:42:59,577 No!! 674 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:00,785 No! 675 00:43:00,819 --> 00:43:02,234 - What was it, was it another wolf? 676 00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:04,133 - I don't know, we just need to get back to the house. 677 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:08,378 [creepy music] 678 00:43:09,414 --> 00:43:13,245 [machine guns and explosions] 679 00:43:17,733 --> 00:43:22,738 You two need to go back to the house, right now. 680 00:43:24,463 --> 00:43:27,225 - What are you going to do? 681 00:43:28,985 --> 00:43:33,680 - Get back to the house right now. 682 00:43:34,715 --> 00:43:38,823 - [Disembodied voice] Hush... 683 00:43:39,893 --> 00:43:44,898 [creepy music] 684 00:44:23,246 --> 00:44:27,043 [hawk cries out] 685 00:44:34,775 --> 00:44:37,502 - Why doesn't anybody stare at my boobs? 686 00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:40,436 - I only need one hot girl. 687 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:43,611 - No wonder they discharged you for being crazy. 688 00:44:45,855 --> 00:44:50,860 [sad music] 689 00:45:03,390 --> 00:45:05,288 - You're not bringing her inside, are you? 690 00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:06,807 I can't be inside with a dead body. 691 00:45:06,842 --> 00:45:07,843 - I'm gonna bury her. 692 00:45:07,877 --> 00:45:08,775 - Are you crazy? 693 00:45:08,809 --> 00:45:11,329 - I'm not leaving her out here. 694 00:45:11,363 --> 00:45:14,746 - I'll go to the barn and get a shovel. 695 00:45:24,618 --> 00:45:27,966 - Do you want me to help you? 696 00:45:28,587 --> 00:45:31,280 - No. 697 00:45:31,314 --> 00:45:33,903 I'll get Ronnie. 698 00:45:33,938 --> 00:45:34,904 - Ronnie. 699 00:45:34,939 --> 00:45:36,734 Ronnie? 700 00:45:36,768 --> 00:45:37,631 - Forget it, I'll just, I'll go to the barn 701 00:45:37,665 --> 00:45:40,254 and get the shovel myself. 702 00:45:40,289 --> 00:45:43,775 Just lock the doors? 703 00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:48,953 [loon calls out] 704 00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:17,257 [footsteps] 705 00:46:30,063 --> 00:46:32,755 - Jesus, what the hell? 706 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,861 - Oh god, I'm so sorry, I thought y--that somebody 707 00:46:34,895 --> 00:46:36,034 was following me. 708 00:46:36,069 --> 00:46:37,035 - Yeah, I was following you, didn't think 709 00:46:37,070 --> 00:46:38,485 you'd try to kill me for it. 710 00:46:38,519 --> 00:46:39,935 - Something happened to Lori. 711 00:46:39,969 --> 00:46:40,832 - What happened? 712 00:46:40,867 --> 00:46:42,869 - Her skull was crushed in. 713 00:46:42,903 --> 00:46:46,010 - How bad of an argument did you guys have? 714 00:46:46,044 --> 00:46:47,666 - It wasn't me, you idiot. 715 00:46:47,701 --> 00:46:49,599 - Oh, an accident. 716 00:46:49,634 --> 00:46:51,187 Don't worry, I'll corroborate the story, 717 00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:54,225 but you let me keep Nicole. 718 00:46:54,259 --> 00:46:56,779 - There's something so wrong with you, you know that? 719 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,988 - Yeah. 720 00:46:59,023 --> 00:47:01,991 - Look, don't tell the girls this, but I don't think 721 00:47:02,026 --> 00:47:05,339 it was an animal, I think she was murdered. 722 00:47:05,374 --> 00:47:08,480 Something bashed her, her skull in. 723 00:47:08,515 --> 00:47:10,620 - Fuck me. 724 00:47:10,655 --> 00:47:13,106 - Look I need your help, come with me, I ... 725 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:16,764 I need you to help bury the body. 726 00:47:16,799 --> 00:47:19,284 - Cool. 727 00:47:19,319 --> 00:47:23,910 [ominous music] 728 00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:30,537 - Where the hell have you been? 729 00:47:30,571 --> 00:47:33,436 - I was burying Lori, you know that. 730 00:47:33,471 --> 00:47:35,714 - Not you, him. 731 00:47:35,749 --> 00:47:37,199 - I was with Monroe. 732 00:47:37,233 --> 00:47:38,925 - How did you know where Monroe was? 733 00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:40,858 - I saw him leaving the barn? 734 00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:42,273 - The girls didn't tell you where I was? 735 00:47:42,307 --> 00:47:43,722 - So? 736 00:47:43,757 --> 00:47:44,827 - When we came back from the woods after finding Lori, 737 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:45,897 where were you? 738 00:47:45,932 --> 00:47:47,036 - I was here? 739 00:47:47,071 --> 00:47:48,417 - I called for you, you didn't answer. 740 00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:49,625 - I was out back. 741 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:51,592 - Ronnie, what were you doing out there? 742 00:47:51,627 --> 00:47:52,766 - Clearing my head? 743 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,423 - Well you didn't hear Lori screaming? 744 00:47:54,457 --> 00:47:55,873 - Of course I heard her scream, half of Maine 745 00:47:55,907 --> 00:48:00,360 heard her scream, I just figured she was yelling at Monroe. 746 00:48:00,843 --> 00:48:02,362 - What's out there? 747 00:48:02,396 --> 00:48:03,915 Is it really a wolf? 748 00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:06,297 - Monroe thinks it's a killer. 749 00:48:06,331 --> 00:48:08,437 I mean a killer wolf, as we've clearly seen, 750 00:48:08,471 --> 00:48:10,508 with the wolfy fangs. 751 00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:12,890 - You think Lori was murdered? 752 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,754 - It just didn't look like an animal did that. 753 00:48:15,789 --> 00:48:17,618 - So you think Lamont was murdered, too? 754 00:48:17,653 --> 00:48:20,311 - I don't know I'm, I'm still trying 755 00:48:20,345 --> 00:48:24,177 to put all the pieces together. 756 00:48:24,832 --> 00:48:26,006 - We have to call the sheriff. 757 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:28,422 - With what phone? 758 00:48:28,457 --> 00:48:29,907 What if we go to a neighbor's house? 759 00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:31,287 - Good idea! 760 00:48:31,322 --> 00:48:34,601 - Nicole, wait, wait! 761 00:48:34,635 --> 00:48:36,016 - Can someone help us?! 762 00:48:36,051 --> 00:48:37,811 Please! 763 00:48:37,845 --> 00:48:39,744 - Shh, shh, have you seen the people in this town, Nicole? 764 00:48:39,778 --> 00:48:43,782 - Can anyone help us?! 765 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,650 What's wrong with these people? 766 00:48:49,685 --> 00:48:54,034 - I have no idea. 767 00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:58,211 - Don't you think it's strange that of this 768 00:48:58,245 --> 00:49:02,353 is happening where Stephen King lives? 769 00:49:02,698 --> 00:49:04,113 - What was Lori wearing before she left? 770 00:49:04,148 --> 00:49:05,528 - God, not now Ronnie. 771 00:49:05,563 --> 00:49:07,116 - No no, when we buried her, she had on a sailor cap, 772 00:49:07,151 --> 00:49:08,255 did she have that on before? 773 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,153 - What the fuck does that have to do 774 00:49:09,187 --> 00:49:10,568 with anything, you pervert? 775 00:49:10,602 --> 00:49:11,949 - If you would just listen to me, you would learn 776 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:13,295 that in the Stephen King short story 777 00:49:13,329 --> 00:49:15,262 The Man Who Loved Flowers, a character wearing 778 00:49:15,297 --> 00:49:17,230 a sailor top was killed with a hammer. 779 00:49:17,264 --> 00:49:18,645 - Lori wasn't wearing a sailor top. 780 00:49:18,679 --> 00:49:20,026 - How do you know she was killed with a hammer? 781 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:22,062 - Guys, this is my girlfriend you're talking about. 782 00:49:22,097 --> 00:49:25,203 - Well technically, ex-girlfriend. 783 00:49:26,515 --> 00:49:28,310 - Look stop, I didn't say Lori was killed with a hammer, 784 00:49:28,344 --> 00:49:29,414 I just said that the character was, 785 00:49:29,449 --> 00:49:31,071 and her head was crushed like it. 786 00:49:31,106 --> 00:49:32,003 - Her head was crushed? 787 00:49:32,038 --> 00:49:33,522 - Ronnie, you're not helping. 788 00:49:33,556 --> 00:49:35,006 - Okay, well, what about Lamont? 789 00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:36,456 - What about Lamont, what about Lamont, 790 00:49:36,490 --> 00:49:38,492 did a character get killed by an animal in what, 791 00:49:38,527 --> 00:49:41,495 Stephen King's 210th novel? 792 00:49:41,530 --> 00:49:43,670 - Well, wolves do kill the kid in The Stand. 793 00:49:43,704 --> 00:49:44,878 - Ronnie! 794 00:49:44,912 --> 00:49:45,810 - You're right, he was under the control 795 00:49:45,844 --> 00:49:46,984 of the Dark Man, Randall Flagg. 796 00:49:47,018 --> 00:49:47,881 - Ronnie. 797 00:49:47,915 --> 00:49:48,744 - Look, how did Lamont die? 798 00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:50,056 - You are being morbid. 799 00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:51,402 - Just tell me how he died! 800 00:49:51,436 --> 00:49:52,575 - Fuck you, Ronnie. 801 00:49:52,610 --> 00:49:53,818 - You want to know how Lamont died? 802 00:49:53,852 --> 00:49:55,130 He got torn limb from limb in the minivan, 803 00:49:55,164 --> 00:49:56,890 and they found pieces of him in the front seat, 804 00:49:56,924 --> 00:49:58,340 pieces of him in the back seat, and whoever 805 00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:00,583 or whatever did this took his head along with him, 806 00:50:00,618 --> 00:50:01,964 are you happy? 807 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,448 - Oh my god. 808 00:50:03,483 --> 00:50:07,004 - Wait, if he was torn apart, how do you know it was him? 809 00:50:07,659 --> 00:50:09,592 - I saw his arm, the one with the tattoo. 810 00:50:09,627 --> 00:50:11,560 - Wait, his arm was severed? 811 00:50:11,594 --> 00:50:13,941 - Yeah it was, at the shoulder, like a chicken wing. 812 00:50:13,976 --> 00:50:15,115 - Jesus Christ, Monroe. 813 00:50:15,150 --> 00:50:16,461 - No, he wants to know, so I'm telling him. 814 00:50:16,496 --> 00:50:17,704 - I don't wanna know. 815 00:50:17,738 --> 00:50:18,981 - I think it should have been ripped off. 816 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,120 - That's enough! 817 00:50:20,155 --> 00:50:23,606 I'm not listening to any more of this! 818 00:50:24,193 --> 00:50:26,920 - Was his arm cut apart, or torn off? 819 00:50:26,954 --> 00:50:28,749 Was the flesh ripped or sliced? 820 00:50:28,784 --> 00:50:29,750 Ooo, were there bite marks? 821 00:50:29,785 --> 00:50:30,648 - I'm not having any more of this 822 00:50:30,682 --> 00:50:31,856 conversation with you, okay? 823 00:50:31,890 --> 00:50:33,789 - Then how do we know it was an animal? 824 00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:36,033 If his arm was sliced, then somebody, not something 825 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:38,552 did this to him, and your suspicions might be right. 826 00:50:38,587 --> 00:50:40,037 We could all be in serious danger. 827 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:41,072 - Don't you think two of our friends dying 828 00:50:41,107 --> 00:50:43,316 qualifies us for serious danger? 829 00:50:43,350 --> 00:50:47,561 - No, not just serious danger. 830 00:50:48,148 --> 00:50:52,118 Stephen King danger. 831 00:50:52,704 --> 00:50:54,189 I think Lamont was cut apart by a killer 832 00:50:54,223 --> 00:50:55,880 with a very sharp knife, and his body parts 833 00:50:55,914 --> 00:50:58,607 strewn about the car, just like in Strawberry Spring, 834 00:50:58,641 --> 00:51:00,885 from the King collection Night Shift. 835 00:51:00,919 --> 00:51:02,645 They couldn't find his head, either. 836 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,406 - For crying out loud Ronnie, why would anyone 837 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,857 try to kill us? 838 00:51:09,618 --> 00:51:11,413 - Oh my god, that's it. 839 00:51:11,447 --> 00:51:13,000 - What's it? 840 00:51:13,035 --> 00:51:15,037 - Crying out loud 841 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,660 That's it, crying out loud. 842 00:51:17,695 --> 00:51:20,180 Did you notice anything odd about this town? 843 00:51:20,215 --> 00:51:22,079 - Well besides the fact that people keep getting killed? 844 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,563 - Yeah. 845 00:51:23,597 --> 00:51:27,601 Like the fact that it's disturbingly quiet? 846 00:51:27,636 --> 00:51:30,535 [loon cries out] 847 00:51:30,570 --> 00:51:31,502 - This is ridiculous. 848 00:51:31,536 --> 00:51:33,400 - Is it? 849 00:51:33,435 --> 00:51:35,575 Think about it. 850 00:51:35,609 --> 00:51:38,578 Everyone in this town is always whispering. 851 00:51:38,612 --> 00:51:42,961 The warden telling us not to have fun? 852 00:51:42,996 --> 00:51:45,619 The ambulance drove by with no sirens blaring. 853 00:51:45,654 --> 00:51:47,138 - I bet you Lamont was playing his radio all loud 854 00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:48,760 and he got capped 'cuz of it. 855 00:51:48,795 --> 00:51:50,245 - And Lori was so mad at me. 856 00:51:50,279 --> 00:51:51,487 - Mad? 857 00:51:51,522 --> 00:51:52,764 She was yelling all over the place, calling you 858 00:51:52,799 --> 00:51:54,525 an asshole, screaming at the top of her lungs. 859 00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:57,769 Which I'm guessing didn't make the killer very happy. 860 00:51:57,804 --> 00:52:01,635 - Why would anyone kill just to shut people up? 861 00:52:08,539 --> 00:52:11,611 You need to stop hanging out with him. 862 00:52:11,645 --> 00:52:12,922 Hey, Nicole? 863 00:52:12,957 --> 00:52:14,993 - [whispering] Hey Hil, Hilary. 864 00:52:15,028 --> 00:52:17,651 Just keep your voice down. 865 00:52:17,686 --> 00:52:21,310 Just in case. 866 00:52:33,011 --> 00:52:36,877 - Hilary, please tell me you know what's going on. 867 00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:39,501 - I wish I did, but I don't. 868 00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:42,055 - Do you think we're safe in here? 869 00:52:42,089 --> 00:52:46,404 - I don't know if we're safe anywhere. 870 00:52:46,439 --> 00:52:48,889 - But we're still safer inside than out, right? 871 00:52:48,924 --> 00:52:51,858 - I think so. 872 00:52:54,757 --> 00:52:57,933 Why don't you take a shower? 873 00:52:57,967 --> 00:53:00,453 I'll watch the door. 874 00:53:00,487 --> 00:53:05,423 [slow, mellow music] 875 00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:50,330 [creepy music] 876 00:53:51,366 --> 00:53:55,232 - [Disembodied voice] Hush... 877 00:54:08,797 --> 00:54:10,764 [Nicole screams] 878 00:54:10,799 --> 00:54:13,422 - Whoa, whoa, what happened, what's going on? 879 00:54:13,457 --> 00:54:14,734 - Is everyone alright? 880 00:54:14,768 --> 00:54:16,287 - I saw something outside. 881 00:54:16,322 --> 00:54:20,049 I can't be here anymore, I'm not safe here anymore. 882 00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:21,706 - It'll be okay. 883 00:54:21,741 --> 00:54:23,674 Monroe will protect us. 884 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:25,607 He's a war veteran. 885 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:30,439 [ominous music] 886 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,671 - [Disembodied voice] Shhh... 887 00:55:16,658 --> 00:55:19,281 - Oh, Jesus, what the fuck? 888 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,697 - Ronnie? 889 00:55:21,732 --> 00:55:23,423 It's okay. 890 00:55:23,458 --> 00:55:26,357 Just Ronnie. 891 00:55:26,392 --> 00:55:28,911 - What the hell are you doing out here? 892 00:55:28,946 --> 00:55:31,914 - I was taking a leak. 893 00:55:31,949 --> 00:55:34,745 - You were watching me shower, weren't you? 894 00:55:34,779 --> 00:55:36,678 - No, I was taking a leak. 895 00:55:36,712 --> 00:55:37,748 - You come near me again, and I'll 896 00:55:37,782 --> 00:55:41,303 claw your fucking eyes out. 897 00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:46,135 - You're disgusting. 898 00:55:46,619 --> 00:55:50,243 - I was taking a leak. 899 00:56:02,807 --> 00:56:06,086 - Well, it's better to have a pervert out there 900 00:56:06,121 --> 00:56:08,192 instead of a killer, right? 901 00:56:08,226 --> 00:56:10,367 [loon cries] 902 00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:12,403 - I still don't want to be trapped in this house. 903 00:56:12,438 --> 00:56:16,407 I feel like we're sitting ducks. 904 00:56:17,891 --> 00:56:20,825 I wonder if we can make it to the boat easily. 905 00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:24,553 [Nicole screams] 906 00:56:28,488 --> 00:56:30,628 - Shh, shh, shh, what's the matter, why does 907 00:56:30,663 --> 00:56:32,112 everyone keep screaming? 908 00:56:32,147 --> 00:56:33,562 - Lamont's head is in a window sill. 909 00:56:33,597 --> 00:56:34,356 - What? 910 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,565 - Where's Ronnie? 911 00:56:40,362 --> 00:56:43,020 - What happened? 912 00:56:43,054 --> 00:56:45,056 - You stay the fuck away from us. 913 00:56:45,091 --> 00:56:47,024 - What is with your family and stabbing me? 914 00:56:47,058 --> 00:56:48,577 - Where were you just now? 915 00:56:48,612 --> 00:56:51,028 - In the bathroom, where I just came out of. 916 00:56:51,062 --> 00:56:54,928 - I thought you took a leak in the woods. 917 00:56:59,485 --> 00:57:01,590 - Okay. 918 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:04,628 You got me. 919 00:57:07,665 --> 00:57:11,393 I was watching Nicole shower. 920 00:57:13,015 --> 00:57:16,640 - I'm going to vomit. 921 00:57:20,506 --> 00:57:24,682 - You don't leave our sight again, do you understand? 922 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,136 Stop doing that! 923 00:57:31,896 --> 00:57:36,591 [creepy music] 924 00:57:39,352 --> 00:57:43,943 - Are we just gonna leave his head out there? 925 00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:47,878 - We can bury it tomorrow. 926 00:57:47,912 --> 00:57:52,227 - I'm sure as hell not gonna touch it. 927 00:57:55,161 --> 00:57:56,403 - Just wait 'til tomorrow morning and we can 928 00:57:56,438 --> 00:57:59,959 find the sheriff, okay? 929 00:58:02,927 --> 00:58:07,484 [ominous music] 930 00:58:39,412 --> 00:58:44,417 [slow, mellow music] 931 00:59:08,614 --> 00:59:12,721 [bike bell rings] 932 00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:28,737 [clown laughing] 933 00:59:29,669 --> 00:59:33,293 - Hey Lover Boy, why don't you join us down here? 934 00:59:33,328 --> 00:59:35,606 Everyone floats. 935 00:59:35,641 --> 00:59:38,678 Down here, we all float. 936 00:59:38,713 --> 00:59:41,612 [clown laughs] 937 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:47,929 Soul fist, redrum! 938 00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:51,657 - What is it, what's wrong? 939 00:59:51,691 --> 00:59:52,796 - Where's Nicole? 940 00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:54,073 - God, you're kidding me. 941 00:59:54,107 --> 00:59:55,522 - She's probably still asleep in her bed. 942 00:59:55,557 --> 00:59:57,835 - What, with that head in the window? 943 00:59:57,870 --> 01:00:00,217 - [whispering loudly] Nicole! 944 01:00:00,251 --> 01:00:02,633 Nicole! 945 01:00:02,668 --> 01:00:04,566 - You don't think she went for the boat, do you? 946 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,774 - Why the boat? 947 01:00:05,809 --> 01:00:07,396 - She thought it would be safer. 948 01:00:07,431 --> 01:00:09,329 - Oh, god. 949 01:00:09,364 --> 01:00:10,330 [Hilary gasps] 950 01:00:10,365 --> 01:00:12,678 What? 951 01:00:13,299 --> 01:00:15,957 Oh, fuck, the front door is open. 952 01:00:15,991 --> 01:00:17,199 Come on Ronnie, let's go, it'll be safer 953 01:00:17,234 --> 01:00:18,511 if we go together. 954 01:00:18,545 --> 01:00:20,651 - It'll be safer if we stay in here. 955 01:00:20,686 --> 01:00:23,309 - Ronnie. 956 01:00:23,343 --> 01:00:27,209 - Or we could all go together. 957 01:00:27,244 --> 01:00:31,179 [boat engine roars, then fades away] 958 01:00:34,354 --> 01:00:35,390 - She started the boat. 959 01:00:35,424 --> 01:00:36,460 - I don't see her. 960 01:00:36,494 --> 01:00:38,427 - Me either. 961 01:00:38,462 --> 01:00:41,603 Oh my god, I can't believe she left us. 962 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,226 - Oh god, no she didn't. 963 01:00:58,447 --> 01:01:01,450 Nicole? 964 01:01:07,491 --> 01:01:10,563 - Beach World. 965 01:01:13,290 --> 01:01:14,705 The main character ends up going on a planet 966 01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:17,087 filled with sand and ends up shoving piles of sand 967 01:01:17,121 --> 01:01:19,503 down his throat. 968 01:01:19,537 --> 01:01:21,643 - You did this to her. 969 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:22,886 - Hilary. 970 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,611 - You're never around when any of them die. 971 01:01:24,646 --> 01:01:26,027 Or when Lamont's head showed up. 972 01:01:26,061 --> 01:01:27,200 - Not around, I was in the cabin when Nicole died. 973 01:01:27,235 --> 01:01:28,374 - Were you? 974 01:01:28,408 --> 01:01:29,720 Because I'm pretty sure I fell asleep. 975 01:01:29,755 --> 01:01:32,033 Were you awake the whole night, huh? 976 01:01:32,067 --> 01:01:33,897 - I think I fell asleep for a little while. 977 01:01:33,931 --> 01:01:35,657 - Long enough for you to kill Nicole. 978 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,107 - This--you gotta be kidding me. 979 01:01:37,141 --> 01:01:38,556 Monroe. 980 01:01:38,591 --> 01:01:40,593 - You come near me, I will stab you in the throat. 981 01:01:40,627 --> 01:01:44,770 Is that in any of your fucking books? 982 01:01:45,218 --> 01:01:46,633 - You believe me I mean, whoever killed Nicole 983 01:01:46,668 --> 01:01:49,084 took the boat and drove off, you saw that. 984 01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:50,637 - I told you not to leave our sight. 985 01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:51,777 - Yeah, but it's not like-- 986 01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:56,540 - I told you not to leave our sight. 987 01:02:03,789 --> 01:02:06,826 - You need help with that? 988 01:02:06,861 --> 01:02:10,036 - No. 989 01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:19,011 This doesn't look good for you, Ronnie. 990 01:02:19,045 --> 01:02:20,909 - I can't believe you think I killed our friends. 991 01:02:20,944 --> 01:02:21,772 - Friends? 992 01:02:21,807 --> 01:02:23,015 You hated Lamont. 993 01:02:23,049 --> 01:02:24,223 - Well not as much as I hate other people, 994 01:02:24,257 --> 01:02:25,327 so that puts him in my friend category. 995 01:02:25,362 --> 01:02:26,777 - She's right. 996 01:02:26,812 --> 01:02:28,675 You're never around when they die. 997 01:02:28,710 --> 01:02:29,780 - Neither are you guys. 998 01:02:29,815 --> 01:02:30,747 - Yes, but we've always been together 999 01:02:30,781 --> 01:02:32,196 whenever the killings occur. 1000 01:02:32,231 --> 01:02:35,027 - So maybe you're both the killers. 1001 01:02:36,822 --> 01:02:39,203 I mean, why would I kill Nicole, out of all people? 1002 01:02:39,238 --> 01:02:41,171 - To bring some sick fantasy to life. 1003 01:02:41,205 --> 01:02:42,655 - I was asleep next to you, you think your 1004 01:02:42,689 --> 01:02:44,139 Army Power Ranger senses would detect 1005 01:02:44,174 --> 01:02:45,485 someone moving around. 1006 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,417 - Everything fits. 1007 01:02:46,452 --> 01:02:47,660 - Everything does not fit. 1008 01:02:47,694 --> 01:02:48,834 - You read all those Stephen King books. 1009 01:02:48,868 --> 01:02:50,076 - So what, I also watch a lot of porn, 1010 01:02:50,111 --> 01:02:51,077 you don't see me fucking Tori Black, do you? 1011 01:02:51,112 --> 01:02:53,217 - Get in my fucking pussy, yeah! 1012 01:02:53,252 --> 01:02:54,874 - Okay, not that I wouldn't if I could, 1013 01:02:54,909 --> 01:02:57,532 so probably not the best example. 1014 01:02:57,566 --> 01:02:58,844 - I think I believe him. 1015 01:02:58,878 --> 01:03:00,466 - Of course, who wouldn't fuck Tori Black? 1016 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,399 - Oh my god Ronnie, I think I believe you're not the killer. 1017 01:03:02,433 --> 01:03:05,747 - Oh, thank you. 1018 01:03:06,437 --> 01:03:08,060 - Why would he kill them, what does he have to gain? 1019 01:03:08,094 --> 01:03:10,717 - Like I said, to bring some sick Stephen King fantasy 1020 01:03:10,752 --> 01:03:12,616 into his boring, pathetic life. 1021 01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:17,000 - Look, I know he's pathetic. 1022 01:03:17,034 --> 01:03:19,002 And disgusting, and perverted-- 1023 01:03:19,036 --> 01:03:21,659 - Hey, sitting right here, okay? 1024 01:03:21,694 --> 01:03:22,902 By the way, it's that kind of mean-spirited talk 1025 01:03:22,937 --> 01:03:24,455 that turns people into serial killers. 1026 01:03:24,490 --> 01:03:25,698 - Yeah, and it's comments like that, that are not 1027 01:03:25,732 --> 01:03:28,252 helping your situation. 1028 01:03:28,287 --> 01:03:29,736 Alright, how are we gonna settle this? 1029 01:03:29,771 --> 01:03:31,911 - Club him over the head and wait for the sheriff to arrive. 1030 01:03:31,946 --> 01:03:33,637 - Well, we're not getting a unanimous vote on that one. 1031 01:03:33,671 --> 01:03:34,603 - All we need is a majority. 1032 01:03:34,638 --> 01:03:36,502 - Alright, enough. 1033 01:03:36,536 --> 01:03:38,642 We'll just watch each other until the sheriff arrives. 1034 01:03:38,676 --> 01:03:39,850 - What if the sheriff never comes? 1035 01:03:39,885 --> 01:03:40,747 - What if the sheriff's the killer? 1036 01:03:40,782 --> 01:03:41,956 - What if you're the killer? 1037 01:03:41,990 --> 01:03:43,371 - Then Lamont would have been the first to go. 1038 01:03:43,405 --> 01:03:46,995 - Look, assuming it's not Ronnie, which I might, 1039 01:03:47,030 --> 01:03:49,066 perhaps, maybe believe-- 1040 01:03:49,101 --> 01:03:50,481 - Might perhaps maybe? 1041 01:03:50,516 --> 01:03:52,069 - Then who are the other options? 1042 01:03:52,104 --> 01:03:53,657 - I don't know, what about the creepy pedophile guy 1043 01:03:53,691 --> 01:03:55,901 at the marina, or the creepy waitress, or anyone 1044 01:03:55,935 --> 01:03:59,111 in this town prefaced with with the word creepy? 1045 01:03:59,145 --> 01:04:00,629 - I guess there's the game warden that we saw 1046 01:04:00,664 --> 01:04:01,768 on the lake yesterday. 1047 01:04:01,803 --> 01:04:03,460 - Yeah, the creepy game warden! 1048 01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:05,669 He probably took the boat. 1049 01:04:05,703 --> 01:04:09,328 I mean, anyone in this town could be the killer. 1050 01:04:13,297 --> 01:04:16,128 Anyone. 1051 01:04:16,335 --> 01:04:18,233 - Who knows? 1052 01:04:18,268 --> 01:04:19,648 Maybe just living in this queer little town 1053 01:04:19,683 --> 01:04:23,273 with nothing to do is enough to drive somebody crazy. 1054 01:04:23,307 --> 01:04:28,036 - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 1055 01:04:28,071 --> 01:04:31,626 - Apparently someone really wants it quiet around here. 1056 01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:34,042 - If he's telling the truth, and I'm not saying he is, 1057 01:04:34,077 --> 01:04:37,597 but if he is, that means someone else is out there. 1058 01:04:37,632 --> 01:04:40,014 - Yeah that's true, we need to protect ourselves. 1059 01:04:40,048 --> 01:04:41,222 You know if there's anything that I learned 1060 01:04:41,256 --> 01:04:42,119 when I was in Iraq-- 1061 01:04:42,154 --> 01:04:43,293 - Iraq? 1062 01:04:43,327 --> 01:04:44,535 I thought you were a line cook. 1063 01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:46,020 - Yes, so was Steven Segal in Under Siege, 1064 01:04:46,054 --> 01:04:48,056 do you doubt him? 1065 01:04:48,091 --> 01:04:50,369 I was a line cook in a Ranger regiment, okay? 1066 01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:52,785 - Great, we can kill him with your lasagna. 1067 01:04:52,819 --> 01:04:54,476 - Okay, regardless. 1068 01:04:54,511 --> 01:04:57,445 The best defense is a good offense. 1069 01:04:57,479 --> 01:04:59,102 - Monroe's right. 1070 01:04:59,136 --> 01:05:00,862 We have to catch him. 1071 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:05,211 - We need to set a trap, we need to attract him in some way. 1072 01:05:05,246 --> 01:05:07,489 We need to come up with some plan that would appeal 1073 01:05:07,524 --> 01:05:10,941 to his sick and twisted imagination. 1074 01:05:10,976 --> 01:05:12,356 - I know. 1075 01:05:12,391 --> 01:05:14,117 Let's set something up out of a Stephen King story. 1076 01:05:14,151 --> 01:05:15,428 - Oh, why didn't I think of that? 1077 01:05:15,463 --> 01:05:16,809 - Because you have a tiny brain. 1078 01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:18,190 - Actually, if he's trying to kill us 1079 01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:19,329 using identical murders 1080 01:05:19,363 --> 01:05:21,089 from King novels... 1081 01:05:21,124 --> 01:05:23,333 - He'll love the simplicity of having it set up for him. 1082 01:05:23,367 --> 01:05:26,957 - I gotta admit, it's a pretty good idea. 1083 01:05:26,992 --> 01:05:29,787 Can you come up with anything better? 1084 01:05:29,822 --> 01:05:32,825 - We need to use your grandparents' Stephen King library. 1085 01:05:36,794 --> 01:05:41,765 - Why do our grandparents have a Stephen King library? 1086 01:05:51,430 --> 01:05:53,087 - How long is this gonna take, Ronnie? 1087 01:05:53,121 --> 01:05:54,674 - I think I got it. 1088 01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:55,779 You guys remember Last Rung on the Ladder 1089 01:05:55,813 --> 01:05:59,231 in King's Night Shift? 1090 01:06:00,508 --> 01:06:03,304 I feel sad for people like you. 1091 01:06:03,338 --> 01:06:04,477 It's a story about a brother and sister 1092 01:06:04,512 --> 01:06:06,238 who climb a ladder to go to a barn? 1093 01:06:06,272 --> 01:06:07,687 - Well that's a good start. 1094 01:06:07,722 --> 01:06:09,241 - The sister climbs up the ladder, she gets stuck, 1095 01:06:09,275 --> 01:06:10,518 dangling on the top rung. 1096 01:06:10,552 --> 01:06:11,898 - I'm not throwing myself off a ladder. 1097 01:06:11,933 --> 01:06:13,383 - No no no, the brother ends up saving her life 1098 01:06:13,417 --> 01:06:15,040 by putting hay at the bottom. 1099 01:06:15,074 --> 01:06:16,282 - So, no one dies? 1100 01:06:16,317 --> 01:06:17,283 - Well, when she grows up she ends up 1101 01:06:17,318 --> 01:06:19,837 throwing herself off a building. 1102 01:06:19,872 --> 01:06:21,494 - I'm not dangling from a ladder. 1103 01:06:21,529 --> 01:06:22,668 - Look, you don't have to. 1104 01:06:22,702 --> 01:06:25,015 We don't have to be completely accurate. 1105 01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:26,154 Just trust me, I'm not gonna let anything 1106 01:06:26,189 --> 01:06:29,088 happen to you, okay? 1107 01:06:29,123 --> 01:06:30,814 Alright, here's the plan. 1108 01:06:30,848 --> 01:06:32,609 We're gonna go in the barn, you're gonna 1109 01:06:32,643 --> 01:06:35,232 climb up the hayloft, start making lots of noise, 1110 01:06:35,267 --> 01:06:36,889 start pushing things around, pretend like 1111 01:06:36,923 --> 01:06:38,270 you're looking for something-- 1112 01:06:38,304 --> 01:06:41,307 - Sing, scream, then he'll have to come get you. 1113 01:06:41,342 --> 01:06:43,413 - How do you know it's a he? 1114 01:06:43,447 --> 01:06:44,793 - Or a she. 1115 01:06:44,828 --> 01:06:45,898 - Ronnie, is there something you're not telling us? 1116 01:06:45,932 --> 01:06:47,244 - No! 1117 01:06:47,279 --> 01:06:48,487 90 percent of serial killers are Caucasian men 1118 01:06:48,521 --> 01:06:51,248 between 25 and 35 years of age. 1119 01:06:51,283 --> 01:06:52,939 - And don't you fall into that category? 1120 01:06:52,974 --> 01:06:54,769 - Don't you? 1121 01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:55,908 - Hil! 1122 01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:57,254 Guys. 1123 01:06:57,289 --> 01:07:00,913 I don't care if it's a he, or a she, or an It. 1124 01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:02,052 [clown laughs] 1125 01:07:02,087 --> 01:07:04,054 - Oh god, not the clown. 1126 01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:05,849 - We're gonna go into the barn. 1127 01:07:05,883 --> 01:07:08,645 We're going to hide, and when the killer comes out, 1128 01:07:08,679 --> 01:07:10,302 I'm going to stab him. 1129 01:07:10,336 --> 01:07:12,718 - What, no! 1130 01:07:15,376 --> 01:07:17,723 - No? 1131 01:07:17,757 --> 01:07:21,830 - I mean, if we kill him, we're no better than he is. 1132 01:07:21,865 --> 01:07:23,315 Look, maybe he needs help. 1133 01:07:23,349 --> 01:07:27,319 Maybe he was hit by a car and hasn't been the same since. 1134 01:07:27,353 --> 01:07:31,185 Look, whoever did this doesn't deserve to die. 1135 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:33,773 Great! 1136 01:07:33,808 --> 01:07:36,604 Alright, let's go. 1137 01:07:40,021 --> 01:07:41,471 What now? 1138 01:07:41,505 --> 01:07:44,094 - It's not that we don't trust you, it's uh, 1139 01:07:44,129 --> 01:07:45,026 it's just that-- 1140 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,786 - We don't trust you. 1141 01:07:46,821 --> 01:07:48,754 You already told us how to catch the killer so, 1142 01:07:48,788 --> 01:07:51,446 if you're not him, you should have nothing to worry about. 1143 01:07:51,481 --> 01:07:52,896 - Yeah, except the maniacal maniac on the loose! 1144 01:07:52,930 --> 01:07:55,071 - I'm willing to bet that if you're tied to that chair, 1145 01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:56,900 the killer never shows up. 1146 01:07:56,934 --> 01:07:58,281 - Really. 1147 01:07:58,315 --> 01:07:59,696 Now you're willing to bet your life on it? 1148 01:07:59,730 --> 01:08:02,181 - Get the rope. 1149 01:08:02,216 --> 01:08:03,631 - Hey wait a second, it's not my fault 1150 01:08:03,665 --> 01:08:07,945 that Jean-Claude van Suck over here fucked up again. 1151 01:08:10,569 --> 01:08:11,949 - Sit in the chair, Ronnie. 1152 01:08:11,984 --> 01:08:13,330 - Okay, look, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it. 1153 01:08:13,365 --> 01:08:15,125 I'm sure you didn't mean to get your platoon killed. 1154 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:19,957 - Sit in the god damn chair, Ronnie. 1155 01:08:25,653 --> 01:08:26,792 - Okay, just not too tight, I don't want to 1156 01:08:26,826 --> 01:08:28,000 have any circula-- 1157 01:08:28,034 --> 01:08:31,831 I want my apology steak medium well, 1158 01:08:31,866 --> 01:08:34,696 smothered in a grilled I'm sorry onion, ow! 1159 01:08:34,731 --> 01:08:37,630 - Shut, up, Ronnie. 1160 01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:41,358 - No wait. 1161 01:08:41,393 --> 01:08:43,912 I know who the killer is! 1162 01:08:47,502 --> 01:08:52,507 [Ronnie hums the Jeopardy theme] 1163 01:09:08,558 --> 01:09:09,973 Ow! 1164 01:09:10,007 --> 01:09:11,043 It's Stephen King. 1165 01:09:11,077 --> 01:09:13,183 The killer is Stephen King. 1166 01:09:13,218 --> 01:09:16,186 No, I'm serious, it really is-- 1167 01:09:16,773 --> 01:09:19,327 - You're an idiot. 1168 01:09:19,362 --> 01:09:24,090 - Mmmph, hmmph! 1169 01:09:40,348 --> 01:09:45,181 [ominous music] 1170 01:10:12,829 --> 01:10:14,831 - What? 1171 01:10:14,865 --> 01:10:18,835 - Just climb the ladder and wait for my signal, okay? 1172 01:10:19,594 --> 01:10:22,287 - Are you okay? 1173 01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:24,979 - Yeah. 1174 01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:28,569 Don't worry, sis. 1175 01:10:28,603 --> 01:10:32,124 The old Monroe is back. 1176 01:10:37,129 --> 01:10:39,200 Go on. 1177 01:10:39,821 --> 01:10:43,687 [ominous music] 1178 01:11:09,092 --> 01:11:12,164 - [Disembodied voice] Hush... 1179 01:11:12,198 --> 01:11:15,823 [heavy metal music] 1180 01:11:27,352 --> 01:11:30,182 - Come on! 1181 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:32,460 Come on, where are you? 1182 01:11:32,495 --> 01:11:34,255 I know you're here! 1183 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,050 - [Disembodied voice] Quiet... 1184 01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:39,502 - [Hilary] Where are you, come on already! 1185 01:11:42,159 --> 01:11:47,130 [creaking, footsteps] 1186 01:11:59,038 --> 01:12:03,077 [heavy metal music] 1187 01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:14,744 - Shit shit shit shit Hilary! 1188 01:12:14,778 --> 01:12:16,780 Hilary watch out! 1189 01:12:16,815 --> 01:12:19,438 Hilary, he's coming! 1190 01:12:19,473 --> 01:12:21,889 Hilary! 1191 01:12:25,168 --> 01:12:28,620 [grunting and yelling] 1192 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:38,526 [Hilary screams] 1193 01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:43,359 - Noooo!! 1194 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:05,484 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1195 01:13:05,519 --> 01:13:08,280 I don't care who you are! 1196 01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:11,525 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1197 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:16,702 [intense music] 1198 01:13:25,573 --> 01:13:29,266 [punching and grunting] 1199 01:13:51,634 --> 01:13:55,534 - I never read any of the books. 1200 01:13:58,019 --> 01:14:01,229 But I bet you never expected this ending. 1201 01:14:01,264 --> 01:14:03,749 - AHHHH!! 1202 01:14:06,787 --> 01:14:08,513 - What the fuck, Ronnie? 1203 01:14:08,547 --> 01:14:10,307 - I'm sorry, Monroe. 1204 01:14:10,342 --> 01:14:13,276 I just can't let you kill Stephen King. 1205 01:14:13,310 --> 01:14:16,003 - He killed all of our friends, you asshole. 1206 01:14:16,037 --> 01:14:17,936 - Well then, we'll turn him in. 1207 01:14:17,970 --> 01:14:20,663 At least he can keep writing from jail. 1208 01:14:20,697 --> 01:14:24,356 Monroe, please, stay away, you're scaring me, okay? 1209 01:14:24,390 --> 01:14:25,702 - I'm not gonna hurt you. 1210 01:14:25,737 --> 01:14:27,117 - Please stay away. 1211 01:14:27,152 --> 01:14:30,327 - I'm gonna bash your brains right the fuck in. 1212 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,092 A shovel? 1213 01:14:36,126 --> 01:14:38,474 Really? 1214 01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:41,615 You hit me with a fucking shovel, Ronnie? 1215 01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:42,650 - I'm sorry. 1216 01:14:42,685 --> 01:14:44,203 I'm so sorry. 1217 01:14:44,238 --> 01:14:45,929 [crackling, popping] 1218 01:14:45,964 --> 01:14:50,002 [machine guns and explosions] 1219 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:57,941 - You are a disgrace! 1220 01:14:58,632 --> 01:15:02,498 You are a disgrace to your unit! 1221 01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:06,881 You are a disgrace to your Army! 1222 01:15:08,952 --> 01:15:11,196 You, Lieutenant, are a disgrace 1223 01:15:11,230 --> 01:15:14,302 to the United States of America! 1224 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,689 Come here, Private. 1225 01:15:21,724 --> 01:15:24,554 Where are you, you little shitbag?! 1226 01:15:24,761 --> 01:15:26,314 You little maggot! 1227 01:15:26,349 --> 01:15:27,902 Where you hiding? 1228 01:15:27,937 --> 01:15:30,664 Hello?! 1229 01:15:32,597 --> 01:15:34,426 I'm gonna get you! 1230 01:15:34,460 --> 01:15:37,533 I'm gonna find you! 1231 01:15:55,067 --> 01:15:58,312 Where's Ronnie? 1232 01:16:00,107 --> 01:16:01,936 [airhorn blast] 1233 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:06,631 - [Ronnie] Fire in the hole! 1234 01:16:06,665 --> 01:16:07,459 [air horn blasts] 1235 01:16:07,493 --> 01:16:09,841 - Incoming!! 1236 01:16:10,186 --> 01:16:12,119 [airhorn blasts] 1237 01:16:12,153 --> 01:16:14,673 Broken arrow, broken arrow! 1238 01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:16,399 - We're taking fire, our new coordinates 1239 01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:19,575 are November, Delta, five six six niner! 1240 01:16:19,609 --> 01:16:20,610 [airhorn blast] 1241 01:16:20,645 --> 01:16:22,232 - Get the medic! 1242 01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:28,860 Goose is down, goose is down! 1243 01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:34,935 - We're taking fire! 1244 01:16:35,901 --> 01:16:39,491 I know what you're trying to do, but it's not gonna work! 1245 01:16:44,151 --> 01:16:47,810 [grunting] 1246 01:16:50,053 --> 01:16:52,849 Hilary was right. 1247 01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:55,714 You are so pathetic. 1248 01:17:12,835 --> 01:17:16,562 - Shhhh.... 1249 01:17:19,289 --> 01:17:21,188 - Enjoy, folks. 1250 01:17:21,222 --> 01:17:24,640 - Can you tell us where Stephen King lives? 1251 01:17:27,815 --> 01:17:30,818 - Sorry to disappoint you kids, but uh, 1252 01:17:30,853 --> 01:17:32,544 he doesn't live here. 1253 01:17:32,578 --> 01:17:35,236 Isn't that right, Dale? 1254 01:17:35,271 --> 01:17:40,276 - That's right, Dee Dee, hasn't been here in years. 1255 01:17:42,381 --> 01:17:47,007 ♪ School kids, laughing away 1256 01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,181 ♪ With not much to say 1257 01:17:49,216 --> 01:17:54,221 ♪ No worries, no responsibilities 1258 01:17:56,050 --> 01:18:00,917 ♪ And they were so young 1259 01:18:02,022 --> 01:18:06,474 ♪ Two kids finding their way 1260 01:18:06,509 --> 01:18:08,994 ♪ Through love and through pain 1261 01:18:09,029 --> 01:18:14,034 ♪ Discovering what it is to breathe life 1262 01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:20,626 ♪ And they were so young 1263 01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:26,184 ♪ Those kids have ones of their own 1264 01:18:26,218 --> 01:18:28,738 ♪ Look to build a home 1265 01:18:28,773 --> 01:18:33,778 ♪ And everything that encompasses it ♪ 1266 01:18:35,469 --> 01:18:37,713 - We have a nice quiet town around here. 1267 01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:40,750 Do I make myself clear? 1268 01:18:40,785 --> 01:18:42,925 Consider yourselves warned. 1269 01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:46,998 ♪ Now I'm drifting away 1270 01:18:47,032 --> 01:18:49,759 ♪ With no more to say 1271 01:18:49,794 --> 01:18:54,799 ♪ Then suddenly now do I realize 1272 01:18:56,766 --> 01:19:01,737 ♪ We are so young 1273 01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:11,160 ♪ 1274 01:19:31,836 --> 01:19:37,807 ♪ 1275 01:20:17,053 --> 01:20:22,058 ♪ 1276 01:20:44,563 --> 01:20:49,568 ♪ 1277 01:21:45,970 --> 01:21:50,975 ♪ 83890