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[opening theme music playing]
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[telephone ringing]
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Freak Show, P.T. speaking.
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Oh, hello, Gunderson.
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No, haven't seen Bean yet,
but we're ready.
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Say, do you think they'd mind
all being in the same aquarium?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Well, there's already a walrus in there.
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-[whispers] Duck!
-[Zøg] Where's the duck?
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How do we rescue Derek and Bear Boy now?
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[whispers] And Freckles.
Don't forget Freckles. [honks]
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-Dad.
-Sorry.
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-We could bust in the front.
-Too risky.
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-We could drop in through the roof.
-Too scary.
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We could go underwater.
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Too drowny.
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Unless…
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Bean in normal voice]
We steal this Electrofish.
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Are you sure this ain't a floatin' coffin?
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It don't just float, it sinks. Come on.
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-Mora, you'll be our getaway driver.
-[engine powering up]
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Don't be intimidated
by all these fancy buttons,
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and beepers, and doodads…
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No, don't press that! You wanna kill us?
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Now, once all the freaks
are safely aboard and Dad and I jump in,
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you turn this big fancy key fast.
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I think, left. It might be right.
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-[horn blares]
-Okay! [chuckles]
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Only crank that in an emergency now,
all right?
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It's this one.
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-[music playing on speakers]
-Oops.
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-I liked that.
-Later.
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You'll wanna set this destination dial
before taking off.
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Pier 33, that's where the Freak Show's at.
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Dreamland. That's where
you'll set it, Captain Mora.
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Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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I gotta make that sound?
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Yeah. Actually,
I find it helps. [chuckles]
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[Mora] Wow!
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That's all you need to know, I think.
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Oh. If you hit a porpoise,
that's their problem.
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Honestly, those guys deserve it.
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[Bean] Dad, sit down.
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[Zøg] Don't tell me what to do.
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[Zøg crashes]
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[gasps] Seems so peaceful from here.
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I almost forget
it was my prison for three years.
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-Let's burn this place down.
-Aw.
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You're a sweetheart.
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[Elfo screaming]
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[panting and yelping]
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-[footsteps thumping]
-[Elfo exclaiming]
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[screaming]
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Luci, Mop Girl,
thank God I screamed into you. [screams]
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Confuse it. Split up.
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[yelps] Why does it hate me?
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'Cause you're the one who gave Bean
the sword that chopped her head off.
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Jeez. Hold a grudge much? Let it go.
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Okay, truce. [chuckles] Game's over.
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In there!
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Hello. I don't usually
have night visitors.
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Or any visitors.
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Care for some Jerry chow?
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It's good for your bones,
'cause it's mostly bones.
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[pounding on door]
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[Bean] Perfect.
Okay, just a few more feet.
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Okay, forward. A little more.
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Bit… Bit more. Easy, easy.
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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[groans] It's 3:00 a.m.
Are you wankers still at it?
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[tense music playing]
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[pounding on door]
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[uneasy music playing]
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Oh. Hello, Headless Bean.
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So nice of you to drop in.
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Looking for someone?
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No one here, but us Jerries.
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[chuckles nervously]
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Don't look in there!
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[Elfo] Surely it's safe by now.
Open up, Jerry.
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[Jerry yelps]
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-[Elfo] Uh-oh.
-[Jerry grunts]
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[all grunts]
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-[bone snaps]
-Ow!
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My neck. I think I'm dying again.
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Yeah, I am.
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-Jerry!
-Jerry!
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-Poor dead Jerry.
-Only the dumb die young.
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I don't know
what I'm looking for, but… All clear!
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Keep the engine running until we get back.
And don't touch anything.
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-Touch.
-Ugh!
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-Hmm?
-Hmm.
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[snoring]
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[P.T.] Rise and shine, Petey.
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It's slop bucket time,
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then you lead the freaks
in morning prayer.
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Yeah, well, I pray every day
for your death, Dad.
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By the way, your new wife
is sleeping with your golf instructor.
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Oh, isn't that nice.
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I hope you get eaten
by a swamp monster. [groans]
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[whispers] Bean? What are you doing here?
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If it's to laugh
at my humiliation, don't bother.
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I have no feelings anymore.
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[whispers] I came to free you.
I love you, baby brother.
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Finally, I get some affection
from this family.
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You know, I had a screwed-up childhood.
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Did I tell you about the big skillet?
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I know. We'll talk all about it later.
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For now, shut up.
This is a covert operation.
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Derek! The star of the Freak Show!
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Hands up.
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't my coming attractions.
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Poop bucket? [groans]
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Well, that's years of therapy
I won't be needing.
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Thanks, lady.
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Wow! I've never been so close
to a real, live woman before.
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Will you marry me?
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Just help me with the others, big boy.
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-I am a big boy.
-Now, hurry.
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We gotta get all these freaks
out of here before P.T. wakes up,
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the pier opens, or they realize
the world outside sucks just as much.
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[heavenly music playing]
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Ah, Jerry. Welcome back!
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Mmm. That's not how I made you.
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Ow!
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[groans]
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Now, could you massage my feet?
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[pensive music playing]
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Come and get me, Bad Bean!
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If you really hate me,
you'll climb into this pipe.
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That's it.
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You know you wanna murder me.
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A little further.
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Good.
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Now, aim it at the ocean.
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Are you sure Dagmar said this is okay?
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Hey, Dagmar doesn't pay you
to ask questions.
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Dagmar pays me? Oops.
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Exactly how much powder
did you cram in there?
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Is "all" an amount?
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Ah, Derek, I missed you
more than I thought I would.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, Father.
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We got all of the unsold clams
we could eat.
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I ate one.
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All right, let's find Bear Boy.
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The family menagerie
ain't complete without him.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it one more time.
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If you're magnetic, please wear gloves
as you descend the ladder,
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otherwise it's a holdup for everybody.
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[man laughing happily]
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Odval? What are you doing here?
You ain't no freak.
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You got… One, two, three…
Three eyes. Who knew?
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Um, if you don't mind my saying, sire,
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could you kindly move your ass
and unlock my ankle chain?
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[oinking]
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[whimpers]
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[chitters]
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Hey, ain't you that lady
who kisses fishes?
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Mermaids ain't fishes!
I don't know what they are.
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I'd rather stay in here then.
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Your call. Slam!
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[scoffs]
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Okay, out with it.
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How come you let me die this time?
This is gonna be good.
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Now, now, Jerry.
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What is death, really,
but a new beginning?
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"New beginning."
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Don't hand me that mumbo-jumbo.
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First, I get murdered
with my lucky hammer,
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then I get yanked up to here,
and then I get yanked down to Earth,
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get my head twisted around,
and now I'm yanked up here again.
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Make up your mind, God.
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You've done well, my son.
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I'm not your son. I'm a goddamn yo-yo.
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There's something you don't see every day,
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a headless flying squirrel.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Oh, good news, Elfo.
Now she hates all of us.
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-Run!
-Run!
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Come on, Jasper.
Aren't you glad to see your old man?
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Yeah, you're okay, I guess.
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You realize I've been living off
broken churros for the last few months.
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What about my mom?
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Your ma?
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Oh, Bear Boy, I…
I didn't want to tell you,
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on account of you being young
and maybe blaming me, but…
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[groans] I can't say.
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Oh, Bear Boy!
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Your ma died in a forest fire!
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No, she didn't, you dumbass. She's here.
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She was climbing up the log.
I told her not to.
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And then she went and did it anyway…
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What?
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Hurry up, Dad, the pier's about to open,
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and the morning drunks
will be here any minute.
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Gotcha. One more cage to go.
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Come on, Bear Boy, show me your ma.
Your big, beautiful ma.
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Ew.
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-Ursula!
-Zøg?
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-You're alive!
-You're hairless.
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You didn't die! You're not even crispy.
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Oh, Zøg! I knew you'd come for me someday.
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-Really?
-No, honey.
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But human males
like to hear that sort of thing.
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Dad, Ursula, come on,
there's no time for that.
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Shipboard romance is more exciting anyway.
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Hustle, Dad, let's go! [claps]
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[grunting]
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What the… God damn it!
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-[water splashes]
-[Bear Boy] You klutz.
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[foghorn blaring']
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Oh, no. The pier's opening.
That's the morning cotton candy whistle.
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[grunting]
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Out of my way.
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[grunting]
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Beanie, you did it. My magical girl.
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Don't call me that, but I did, didn't I?
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Nice powers, giant squirrel.
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Yeah, um, thanks. Hi, Ursula.
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Now, let's go.
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All reunions, emotional and sexual,
on the boat. Please.
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Ew.
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Okay, all freaks accounted for.
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Just one more. Your father?
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-[gunshot]
-Dad!
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[gasps]
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Go! All right, we'll meet you
at the end of the pier. Go, now!
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Oh, Bean.
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Don't you wanna kill l'il old me?
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I've got just the place for you to do it.
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[footsteps approaching]
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[Elfo] Bye-bye.
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Um, guys, it ain't dead.
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Now, it's just shooting flames
out of its neck.
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[grunting]
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[Zøg] You missed, Magoo.
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[groans] Go, Beanie. I got this.
Come here, champ.
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Ow! Nice try, butterball.
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[grunts]
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[laughs nervously]
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Drop the gun, P.T., or else…
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Or else what?
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You gonna bore me to death
with one of your speeches?
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-How about a eulogy for your daddy?
-[cocks gun]
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I warned you.
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[grunting]
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[laughs]
251
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,266
[straining]
252
00:13:27,603 --> 00:13:28,521
[groans]
253
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:30,689
[growls]
254
00:13:30,773 --> 00:13:32,942
[dramatic music playing]
255
00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,073
Dad, in here!
256
00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:41,367
Do we have to? I don't like fantasy.
257
00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:48,958
Hurry up. No one cares
which way the labels are facing.
258
00:13:56,757 --> 00:14:00,886
You were right, Luci.
There's one thing no Beans can resist.
259
00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:04,807
Oh, yeah.
260
00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:13,566
Come to me, my big stupid love.
261
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,029
Hmm. It's working.
262
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:22,116
Those pickup classes
I took with Pendergast finally paid off.
263
00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:28,622
[all cheering]
264
00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:32,334
You know what's great about having a head?
Your body doesn't fill up with water.
265
00:14:46,932 --> 00:14:47,975
[gasps]
266
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:49,685
She's indestructible.
267
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,438
[Mop Girl] Hide!
268
00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:58,777
She's coming for us.
269
00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:01,697
For you, Elfo.
She's coming for you! Honk, honk.
270
00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:08,829
[gun cocks]
271
00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:12,541
Jump in, Dad.
272
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:13,459
[grunts]
273
00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:19,465
[carnival music playing]
274
00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:20,382
Freckles?
275
00:15:26,972 --> 00:15:28,807
-[gun firing]
-[Zøg] What the…
276
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:31,894
[intense music playing]
277
00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:33,812
[trumpeting]
278
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:36,315
Hey, why did Turbish get his own room?
279
00:15:42,321 --> 00:15:43,322
[horn honks]
280
00:15:43,989 --> 00:15:45,407
-[gun firing]
-[Bean] Whoa!
281
00:15:45,491 --> 00:15:47,368
[Zøg] Is that machine gun
part of the ride?
282
00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:51,580
[bell ringing]
283
00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,207
[evil laughter]
284
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,501
I don't like this part. [honks]
285
00:15:57,419 --> 00:15:58,337
Guci and Luci.
286
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,214
[evil laughter]
287
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:05,260
[Bean] Not sure
what the narrative is here.
288
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,138
[both scream]
289
00:16:11,725 --> 00:16:13,352
[gasps and groans]
290
00:16:13,435 --> 00:16:16,021
[growls] Consarn it, you cowards!
291
00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:17,731
Bean, can we go again?
292
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,441
No time, Dad. Come on!
293
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:25,656
You, uh, have to specifically
ask for a baloney sandwich.
294
00:16:25,739 --> 00:16:28,617
Otherwise you'll get, like,
a side of falafel balls. [chuckles]
295
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:29,868
Shut up, darlings.
296
00:16:29,952 --> 00:16:33,580
Queenie, I was kind of in the middle
of, like, an important story.
297
00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:37,167
I love you, Scruffles, you're perfect,
but right now, I don't care.
298
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:38,335
I found it.
299
00:16:38,419 --> 00:16:40,087
-The body?
-The bait.
300
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,173
[music box playing]
301
00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:45,509
[Scruffles hums and chuckles]
302
00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:51,598
Thank you for assembling with pitchforks
and torches on such short notice.
303
00:16:51,682 --> 00:16:55,519
There's a monster on the loose.
It's about a head shorter than Bean.
304
00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:57,855
Okay, mob, surge forward!
305
00:16:57,938 --> 00:16:59,231
[indistinct chatter]
306
00:17:01,692 --> 00:17:03,652
[music box continues playing]
307
00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:29,136
[gasps]
308
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:41,273
Bravo, Dagmar.
You do have a flair for the dramatic.
309
00:17:41,356 --> 00:17:44,026
Shut up and observe.
You might learn something.
310
00:17:44,109 --> 00:17:45,360
[music stops]
311
00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:48,489
Oh! There you are.
312
00:17:48,572 --> 00:17:50,616
Aw. Don't be shy. Come on.
313
00:17:50,699 --> 00:17:54,620
Don't slouch, dear. That's better.
Come on in. You too, Elfo.
314
00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:56,121
Gulp.
315
00:17:57,706 --> 00:18:01,376
So glad you could join us, Elfo.
You're such an elusive guest.
316
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:03,754
Well, I don't recall
receiving an invitation,
317
00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:06,131
so, you know, there's that.
318
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,801
But here you are anyway. Bold for an elf.
319
00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:12,054
Uh, I'm half ogre too, you know. [snarls]
320
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:16,058
Half man, half-wit,
half-assing his way into my affairs.
321
00:18:16,141 --> 00:18:17,518
Still, it wouldn't be right
322
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:20,479
for you to miss out
on my ultimate triumph, would it?
323
00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:24,024
If you're trying to hurt my feelings,
it's not working.
324
00:18:24,108 --> 00:18:24,942
Well, a little.
325
00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:29,196
It was after all thanks to you dying,
way back when, that I am here today.
326
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:32,116
Remember when Bean
brought me back to life instead of you?
327
00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:34,952
Remember when Bean
left you dead on the floor?
328
00:18:35,035 --> 00:18:37,788
Dead on the floor like a chump?
Yes. What's your point?
329
00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:40,249
None of this
would've been possible without you.
330
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:42,709
You were murdered so I could live.
331
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,587
Stabbed in the back, was it?
Oh, well, who cares?
332
00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:48,257
So, what do you say, Elfo?
Shall we get the head?
333
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:53,011
I dare you to, like, look upwards.
334
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,850
Toodles! [scatting]
335
00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,268
[imitates revving]
336
00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:01,603
So long, suckers!
337
00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:04,106
I wasn't stabbed in the back,
338
00:19:04,189 --> 00:19:06,859
I was shot in the back
with a very pointy arrow.
339
00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:09,444
My last moments alive
were super traumatizing.
340
00:19:10,696 --> 00:19:11,822
[exhales sharply]
341
00:19:13,532 --> 00:19:16,910
Oh, my God, Dagmar's right.
I ruined everything.
342
00:19:16,994 --> 00:19:20,581
Aw, don't blame yourself, Elfo.
Blame whoever murdered you.
343
00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:21,540
Just think, Elfo,
344
00:19:21,623 --> 00:19:24,168
your murderer's out there,
lurking in the shadows.
345
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:26,128
I don't know how you sleep at night.
346
00:19:26,211 --> 00:19:28,922
[humming]
347
00:19:32,509 --> 00:19:33,552
[both panting]
348
00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:35,387
[Bean grunts]
349
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:06,752
[dramatic music playing]
350
00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:13,842
[grunts]
351
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:15,260
[groans]
352
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,680
Nobody flim-flams P.T. McGee!
353
00:20:18,764 --> 00:20:20,849
I flim your flams!
354
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,017
[groans]
355
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,393
[Bean] Yahoo!
356
00:20:23,477 --> 00:20:27,564
And that's for enslaving my girlfriend,
you jerk-off!
357
00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:31,193
Whoa! You two
are getting serious? Attagirl.
358
00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:34,696
[Mora] Hey, Bean! Come back!
359
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,657
I can't turn this thing around!
360
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:39,201
Set your dial to Dreamland!
We'll see you there!
361
00:20:39,284 --> 00:20:42,746
Well, have fun with your dad in a basket
for an unknown amount of time.
362
00:20:45,249 --> 00:20:46,959
Hey, where's our dial?
363
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:49,836
There's no dial on this.
Where the hell are we going?
364
00:20:53,924 --> 00:20:56,134
[evil laughing]
365
00:20:57,219 --> 00:21:01,056
[Zøg] How can there be evil laughter
so high up in the sky?
366
00:21:01,139 --> 00:21:04,142
[evil laughing]
367
00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:05,143
[Zøg yelps]
368
00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:07,229
[closing theme music playing]
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