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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:09,959 [theme song plays] 2 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:16,250 ♪ One, two, One-two-three-four ♪ 3 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:19,000 [vocalizing] 4 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:30,542 [chicken squacking] 5 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:35,750 Yeah, perfect! All right family, 6 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,709 who's ready for a round of Cricket Darts? 7 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:40,417 How is this different from regular darts? 8 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:41,542 Simple! 9 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:42,917 Normally you get more points 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,458 the closer your dart gets to the middle. 11 00:00:44,542 --> 00:00:45,667 But in Cricket Darts, 12 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,375 all the highest points are on the edge! 13 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:50,291 That way everyone's guaranteed a high score! 14 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,709 Doesn't that take away any of the skill required, 15 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:54,375 and thus, the point of the game? 16 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:56,250 Naw, everyone loves being a big winner! 17 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:57,250 Here, I'll show ya! 18 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,333 [grunts] 19 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:00,834 A perfect bullseye?! 20 00:01:00,917 --> 00:01:02,750 That means nothing in Cricket Darts. 21 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:06,041 -[hammering] -Now what is going on out there? 22 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:07,166 Well, I'll be. 23 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:08,542 Looks like they're finally doing something 24 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:10,166 with the old Big Coffee space! 25 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:11,583 Huh. Wonder what it's gonna be. 26 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,875 Last thing that opened there was Wholesome Foods! 27 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,250 I'm not gonna even bother getting my hopes up. 28 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,917 [whistles] Ah! 29 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,291 [grunts] Ah! 30 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:21,875 Oh, hey! Isn't that that burger chain 31 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:23,458 -you like so much, Cricket? -[grunting] They're up! 32 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,291 Cricket's hopes are up! 33 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:26,542 What's out there, Cricket? 34 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:29,041 [gibberish] 35 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:30,500 Uh, brother? 36 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:33,083 Careful, sweetie! He's speaking in tongues... 37 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,500 [gibberish] Burger Clown! Go to... 38 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:36,709 Go to now! 39 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,667 Oh, good! I like clowns. 40 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,667 [gasps] 41 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:44,667 Wa-Hey there! 42 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:46,792 -[gasps] -The Burger Clown! 43 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:48,375 That's me! 44 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:51,000 I'm so happy you could make our grand opening! 45 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:52,333 If you need anything, 46 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:54,625 be sure to ask one of our helpful employees! 47 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:56,959 Oh? B-burger? 48 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,166 Burger? Burger! Burger! 49 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,250 -[beep] -[computer voice] Burger ordered. 50 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:04,333 -Burger. -Thank you for coming to Burger Clown. 51 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,125 Wow, Gloria, you work here now? 52 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:08,709 Aw man, you get to work at the best place on earth! 53 00:02:08,792 --> 00:02:10,667 You must be so happy! 54 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:13,250 Yes. All my dreams are coming true. 55 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,083 Hmm. Super Burger, Extra-Double Burger... 56 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,875 Deep-Fried Cotton Candy Burger? 57 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:19,208 Seems like a bit much. 58 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:21,000 Well, luckily for you, 59 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:23,250 for the first week of our grand opening special, 60 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,709 all our customers get to eat for free! 61 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:28,000 Here, pal, first one's on me! 62 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:31,542 [strains, grunts] 63 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:33,166 Oh, uh, I-- 64 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,667 Bill! If someone's offering you a free meal, 65 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,000 you take them up on it! 66 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:38,667 [groans] 67 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,417 Yay! 68 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,667 [squeaking] 69 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:45,834 Man. Food, toys, and burger mascots? 70 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:47,709 Heaven does exist! 71 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,709 Usually we only get to eat at Burger Clown 72 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:50,625 every once in awhile, 73 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:53,875 but now that it's right next door we can eat it every day! 74 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:54,792 Yeah! 75 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,917 What? Oh, no, we couldn't do that. 76 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,792 Why not? Do you hate things that are good and fun? 77 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,834 Burger Clown can be good in moderation, 78 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:04,542 but it isn't what I'd call a balanced diet. 79 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:05,875 It's plenty balanced! 80 00:03:05,959 --> 00:03:08,166 Fries are made of potatoes. 81 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,250 Plus you got pickles on that li'l burger of yours. 82 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,375 That's practically a salad, Dad! 83 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,542 "Practically a salad" isn't a salad! 84 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:15,917 If you ate Burger Clown every day, 85 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,375 I bet it'd make you sick within a week! 86 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:21,208 You know what, Dad? I'll take that bet! 87 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,750 "Bet"? No, I was speaking metaphorically-- 88 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,542 Ye-heh-hess, a bet! 89 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:27,542 Me and Tilly are gonna eat at Burger Clown 90 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,000 for every meal for a whole week and prove you wrong! 91 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,792 -I don't need you to-- -It's on, old man! 92 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,458 [chomps] 93 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:38,625 [both] Burger Clown! Burger Clown! Burger Clown! 94 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:40,458 [sighs] How can I help you--? 95 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:43,125 Hiya, kids! Say, where are your parents? 96 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:44,834 Our dad's being ridiculous! 97 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:47,500 And not in a funny-clown kinda way. 98 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:49,542 -Hyuk! -But, good news, 99 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:51,625 We're gonna be eatin' here all week! 100 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:54,291 Sounds great! Go ahead, eat up kids! 101 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:57,250 Just... eat... up... Here! 102 00:03:57,333 --> 00:04:00,125 ♪ Eat up here! Fill up from ear to ear! ♪ 103 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:01,583 ♪ Pick anything on the menu ♪ 104 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,417 ♪ Let our robo-clowns Indulge you! ♪ 105 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,333 ♪ Clown Burgers! Ten-piece deals! ♪ 106 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,041 ♪ You'll never eat A bigger meal ♪ 107 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:10,250 ♪ With burgs and fries, and burgs and fries ♪ 108 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,917 ♪ With burgs and fries ♪ 109 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:14,792 -♪ And burgs and fries ♪ -Aaah... 110 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,500 [Mr. Burger Clown] ♪ Slurp by slurp, 111 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,750 - ♪ Fry by fry ♪ -I'll eat until I cry! 112 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,083 [Mr. Burger Clown] ♪ So keep eating Till you take ♪ 113 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,834 ♪ Your final breath! ♪ 114 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,417 -♪ Just open wide! ♪ -[gulps] 115 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:25,709 ♪ And stuff your face With pride! ♪ 116 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:26,959 ♪ Eat up here! Eat up here! ♪ 117 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:32,291 ♪ Why don't you eat up here? ♪ 118 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:36,250 [clucks] 119 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,166 [Cricket groans] 120 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,291 [grunts] 121 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:40,959 Okay... 122 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:42,667 Time to start the day. 123 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,333 Wakey, wakey, Tilly! 124 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,041 Ready to get down with the clown? 125 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:49,208 Ugh. I don't feel very good. 126 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:51,333 Dang, you're lookin' a little greener than usual. 127 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,291 Nothin' a little food can't fix right? 128 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:54,458 Everything all right in here? 129 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:56,583 Kids?! Oh, my gosh, are you okay? 130 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:59,125 Pssh. We're fine, right, Tilly? 131 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:02,208 Actually, Papa, I feel the contrary. 132 00:05:02,291 --> 00:05:05,542 I don't want to look at another burger ever again. 133 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,333 Oh, no, my poor sweet baby! 134 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:09,917 See, Cricket? This is exactly what I said would happen! 135 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,542 Oh, she'll be fine once she gets a burger or two in her. 136 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:14,667 Nope, that does it! I'm putting my foot down! 137 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,625 No more fast food for a while. 138 00:05:16,709 --> 00:05:18,125 Sounds chill. 139 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:20,792 Oh, what?! Come on, don't cut us off now! 140 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:22,250 We're perfectly... 141 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,834 [wheezes] fine... 142 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:26,625 Cricket, you couldn't even finish that sentence 143 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:27,875 without running out of breath! 144 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:29,417 Just look at you and your sister! 145 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,750 You're destroying yourselves! 146 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,667 Go away, burger demons! 147 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,750 Haunt me no more. 148 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,709 Now I'm gonna chop some fresh chard for Tilly. 149 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:39,125 Don't you even think about trying to go to Burger Clown! 150 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,750 Hmph! We'll see about that! 151 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:43,083 [knocks on door] 152 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,709 Hey, buddy. Good to see ya! 153 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:49,291 H-hey, Cricket! Are--are you doing okay? 154 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,250 Y-you look... different. 155 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,166 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's good. 156 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:56,125 My whole thing looks weird when I'm not wearing the overalls. 157 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:57,834 So! You got "the stuff"? 158 00:05:57,917 --> 00:05:59,417 I do indeed! 159 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,500 [chuckles] Yes... 160 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,333 Now hurry. Gotta keep extra quiet... 161 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:05,834 so we don't alert-- Ahh! Daddy! 162 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:07,125 Hello, boys. 163 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,792 Hello, Mr. Green. 164 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:10,291 You know that's a nice jacket, Remy. 165 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:13,250 Odd choice to wear a winter coat this time of year. 166 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,583 Be cool, man... 167 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:17,125 I have thin blood and am often chilly! 168 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:24,000 [sobs] 169 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,000 -Remy... -I'm sorry! 170 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,667 It's okay. Just go home. 171 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,792 I need to have a private talk with my son. 172 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:30,792 [sniffles] 173 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:32,208 And please put a shirt on. 174 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,583 -Okay... -What?! 175 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,166 It's not my fault Remy likes sharing! 176 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,792 Cricket, go to your room. 177 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,875 -[grumbles] -Hmph! 178 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,583 What does Dad know anyway?! 179 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,542 I can eat as many burgers as I want! 180 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,166 Nothing bad's gonna happen! 181 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,375 [grunts] Hmph! 182 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,667 But... maybe he has a point. 183 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:54,542 Lately I haven't felt like my rascally ol' self. 184 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:55,667 [giggling] 185 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,834 Now what is going on out there? 186 00:06:58,458 --> 00:06:59,750 [strains, gasps] 187 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,250 Ahhh...! 188 00:07:03,792 --> 00:07:05,291 Ah, that's the stuff. 189 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,542 So how're you liking all the fresh food, Tilly? 190 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,667 Oh, Papa! It's marvelous! 191 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,542 I can see clearly, breathe deeply, 192 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:15,041 it's as if my senses are heightened! 193 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,208 Tilly, that's just your body returning to normal. 194 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:18,875 But I'm glad you're enjoying the food. 195 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:20,875 Wish I could say the same for your brother... 196 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:23,000 Well, from now on, I plan on eating 197 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:25,333 any fruit or veggie I can get my hands on! 198 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:28,333 Who knows what other sensory powers they'll unlock? 199 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,458 -Aaah... [chomps] -Hmm... 200 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,333 Maybe it's time to check up on him. 201 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,250 Cricket? How're you doin', son? 202 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,792 I know things got a little tense earlier, 203 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:38,041 but, um, Son? 204 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,625 [groans] Cricket. Where the heck did he go?! 205 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:42,750 [sniffing] 206 00:07:42,834 --> 00:07:43,959 He was here moments ago. 207 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:46,041 My newly heightened sense of smell 208 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:48,917 can track his greasy essence. [sniffs] 209 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,458 He tried to squeeze through a secret exit... 210 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:52,875 but failed. 211 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:55,250 Exhausted, he took a sweat nap on the floor. 212 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,834 [sniffs] And then he jumped out the window. 213 00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:59,166 Say what you want about him, 214 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,041 but he leaves a clean silhouette. 215 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:03,125 -[wind blows] -OH, my Gosh. 216 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,667 Burger Clown opened... 217 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,750 a play place?! 218 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:09,208 Hey, you're not supposed to eat in here. 219 00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:11,208 What are ya, a cop? You gonna arrest me? 220 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,625 [cries] 221 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,750 Yeah, come back when you have a real story. 222 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:17,834 Cricket! Enough is enough! Time to go home. 223 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:19,458 No! This is my home now! 224 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,625 I'm gonna live in the Play Place and sleep in the ball pit 225 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,917 and live off of Burger Clown burgers forever! 226 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,583 Just try to stop me! 227 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,667 Oh, come on--! "Kids Only"? 228 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,750 Well, rules are rules. [whistles] 229 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:32,709 Veggie powers! Activate! [grunts] 230 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:35,333 Cricket? Come home! 231 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:38,208 -Give up on this burger fantasy! -No! 232 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,709 [grunts] Cricket! [gasps] 233 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:43,542 [gasps] Come on. [grunts] There we go. 234 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:44,959 [grunts, pants] 235 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,000 Cricket! 236 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:48,083 Huh? 237 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,917 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 238 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,625 [grunts] Ahh! 239 00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:53,792 Gotcha! 240 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,667 Gah! Big sister strength! 241 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,792 -Pocket mustard! -Whoa! 242 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,750 [pants] 243 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:02,417 Boy, this ain't a running body. 244 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,667 Brother... Time to eat your vegetables. 245 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:06,959 Uh... [grunts] 246 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:08,959 My sweet burger! Ahhh! 247 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,125 [grunts] 248 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:12,917 No! It burns. I'm blind! [grunts] 249 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,834 I'm gonna be a Burger Clown and none of you can stop me! 250 00:09:15,917 --> 00:09:17,291 [grunts] 251 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:21,083 [strains] Aw, rats. 252 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,709 Everything okay in there, Cricket? 253 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:23,792 Are ya stuck? 254 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:27,333 No! Well, yeah. But on purpose! 255 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:30,875 Yeah! On purpose. This is everything I wanted! 256 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:33,625 Me, the slide, and Burger Clown! 257 00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:35,250 Cricket, look at yourself! 258 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,083 You're out of breath, you feel terrible, 259 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:38,625 and you're stuck in a slide! 260 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,583 Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life 261 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,917 in a slide? 262 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,375 We're here on Day 43 of the Burger Vigil... 263 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,333 Come back to us, Cricket! 264 00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:47,875 Brought you a present, son. 265 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:49,000 Wish you could see it. 266 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:51,542 You're an old butt now. 267 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,333 Was it worth it, brother? 268 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,125 Oh. 269 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,959 [Cricket] Hey, Dad...? 270 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,125 Yes, Cricket? 271 00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,125 I don't wanna live in a slide, 272 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,000 and I don't wanna only eat Burger Clown anymore, 273 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,083 and I realize you were just lookin' out for me. 274 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,750 So, thanks, Dad. 275 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:08,834 It's okay, son. 276 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:10,000 You wanna go home? 277 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:12,750 [sobs] Uh-huh! 278 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,583 Then let's get outta this slide. 279 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,542 [strains] Uh-oh. 280 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,041 Hey, they're stuck! 281 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,792 -[rewind noise] -[Maria Media] Scandal at Burger Clown! 282 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:24,000 Two innocent customers stuck in a slide. 283 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:26,041 Turns out it was the only thing that could take down 284 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,291 Burger Clown's newest restaurant. 285 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,166 I'm here with Mr. Burger Clown himself. 286 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,875 Mr. Burger Clown, how are you doing? 287 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:33,208 Why, I'm fine! 288 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,625 It'll take a sack of hammers to take me out! 289 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:39,709 Hey kiddos, come visit any one of my other 600 locations! 290 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:40,917 Hyuk! 291 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,792 He may be a clown, but I'm not laughing. 292 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,375 I'm Maria Media with Channel 11 News. 293 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,458 Well, all's well that ends well. 294 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:54,000 Sorry about your favorite place closing down, Cricket. 295 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,583 Ah, it's fine. It's probably better this way. 296 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,083 That's a good point, Son. 297 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,083 Hey all this talk is makin' me hungry. 298 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:02,083 -Let's go get some Burger Clown. -No! 299 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,750 [grunts] Well, that's the last of 'em. 300 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,500 Thanks for handling these produce box deliveries, kids. 301 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,000 There is-- [inhales] 302 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,166 nothing more satisfying for a farmer than seeing 303 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,333 folks enjoy the fruits of their labor, 304 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:16,542 but I got a broken ol' oven to tend to. 305 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,792 Bill, it's gettin' worse! 306 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,834 Ma, I told you to get outta there! 307 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:24,959 I live in this house, I die in this house. 308 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:27,250 [sighs] All right, Ma, I'm comin' to get ya... 309 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,542 -Bye! -Have fun in the smoke, Papa! 310 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:32,458 Wow, Cricket, we sure got a lot of vegetable deliveries. 311 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,792 Reminds you how many people live in Big City. 312 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:37,125 Yeah, I bet there's at least 37, 38... 313 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:40,792 Actually, it's 3,205,416. 314 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:42,166 Oh, I was real close! 315 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,166 To think, so many people, so many stories, 316 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,917 all intertwined, like a bowl of spaghetti. 317 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,834 "Spaghetti"? What are you talkin' about? 318 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:51,500 We're all connected, Cricket! 319 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:54,166 Our lives twist and weave together. 320 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,542 Even the smallest action of one little spaghet 321 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,875 -[grunts] -affects the entire bowl! 322 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,625 Ah, that's crazy talk, Tilly! 323 00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:02,875 There's no way we're all "intertwined". 324 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,333 Stuff just happens. 325 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:05,834 You'll see soon enough, little brother. 326 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:07,959 [both scream] 327 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,250 Hey, little neighbors! 328 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,333 Whoa, Brett, your place is a pig sty! 329 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:12,583 I love it so much. 330 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:15,041 Actually, pig stys are much cleaner. 331 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,792 Brett, you may want to consider cleaning up a bit. 332 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,875 Uh-oh, Tilly, aren't you concerned 333 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:22,166 that such a simple request could set off 334 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,917 a chain reaction of events throughout the city? 335 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,625 -Huh? -She thinks all of Big City 336 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,458 is intertwined like a bowl of spaghetti! 337 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,125 Oh. So you wanna help me clean my apartment? 338 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,291 No, Brett! We got vegetables to deliver! Jeez! 339 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,542 Well, I suppose this place could use a li'l sprucin' up! 340 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,041 But, if I put away this coffee mug, 341 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,875 you see the oil stain underneath. 342 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:43,959 Better leave it be. 343 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:45,250 If I took out that garbage, 344 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,959 those flies would have nothing to eat! 345 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,583 I ain't that cruel. Hmm? 346 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,583 Nope! I couldn't do those dishes 347 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:57,125 'cause that mold is practically alive, 348 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,667 and who am I to get in its way? 349 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,250 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. 350 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,709 Well, great job cleaning, me! 351 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:04,458 It was a lot of hard work, but it was worth it! 352 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:09,208 Huh? Ahhh! Get it off! Get it off! 353 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:12,417 Ugh, these neighbors. Causing such a racket! 354 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,125 Hey! Stupid adult! 355 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,625 Stop the distress, eh?! 356 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,583 You're disturbing my peace and quie- 357 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,125 Yeowww! 358 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,417 Ouch, ouch, ouch! Whoa! 359 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,166 [grunts] 360 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,959 Anoush! It appears I am stuck. 361 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,333 Fortunately, you can free me. 362 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:30,875 All you have to do is place your paw 363 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:33,834 upon the little lever and give a gentle push 364 00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,333 Whoa! [screams] Too much, Anoush. 365 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,375 [screams] No, Anoush. 366 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,917 [screams] How, Anoush? 367 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:46,250 Huh? [sighs] Thank you, Anoush. 368 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:49,875 Now, I think I've earned a little snack! 369 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,834 Aah... [screams] 370 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,917 [laughs] 371 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,333 [announcer] This is Channel Eleven, with urgent squirrel news! 372 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,583 Maria Media here, live at Big City Park! 373 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,083 We have shocking, first-hand reports that there is a squirrel 374 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,959 with its head stuck in a jar! 375 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:08,291 Sensitive viewers be advised. 376 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,792 There you have it. 377 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,542 Today, jars are coming after squirrels. 378 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,333 But tomorrow? They'll be coming after your children! 379 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:17,041 This reporter thinks it's time... to fight back. 380 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,041 [chitters] 381 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,542 And... we're out. 382 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,083 [sighs] That'll bring in the viewers. 383 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,166 [crunches] 384 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,125 Hey... do you ever think it might be, y'know, 385 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,834 wrong to play up people's fears for ratings? 386 00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:29,166 [coughs] What's the worst that could happen? 387 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,208 Only a dum-dum would actually be worried 388 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,500 about something like this! 389 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:33,709 [chomps] 390 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,792 Today, jars are coming after squirrels. 391 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,375 But tomorrow, they'll be coming after your children! 392 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,041 Oh, no! I'm like a children! 393 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,792 I need to get somewhere where no jars can get me. 394 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,500 Ooh! There's the one! 395 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,208 Zippity zurrity, get me security! 396 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,583 Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... 397 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,083 Mr. Mayor, what's scaring you? 398 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,875 I don't even remember anymore! 399 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,750 Swaddle this man and get him to the safe house! 400 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,041 [grunts] 401 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,917 Hm. If those fools don't quiet down, 402 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,041 Master Remy won't be able to enjoy his nap. 403 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,500 -Sleep well, Master Remy. -[sighs] 404 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:16,750 Hm. I know you're there... Viper Fang. 405 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,750 Couldn't run forever... right, Tiger Fang? 406 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:23,542 I don't go by that name anymore. They call me Vasquez here. 407 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,458 Well, how nice for you. 408 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:28,041 Playing house with a cute little family! 409 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,000 But ever since you left us, the Order of the Fang 410 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,542 has been in shambles! 411 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,583 The Order is no longer my concern. 412 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,875 I protect the boy now. You must leave. 413 00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,542 It's his nap time. 414 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,667 Heh. Oh, old friend... 415 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,125 I'm not going anywhere. 416 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,375 -Ahh! -[grunts] 417 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,291 -[roars] -Ha! You're rusty. 418 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:48,792 [grunting] 419 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,583 [screams] 420 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,000 You haven't seen the last of me! 421 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,542 What happened to us, Viper? 422 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:58,208 [yawns] What a refreshing nap! 423 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,125 Ready for our spaghetti dinner, Vasquez? 424 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,166 Very good, sir. 425 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,166 I still think your 426 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,125 Spaghetti Theory is crazy, Tilly. 427 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,959 No offense, but you're nuts and I don't believe a word 428 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,792 that comes out of your mouth. No offense. 429 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,625 Brother, everyone in this city is intertwined! 430 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,291 We all affect each other whether we know it or not. 431 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,375 Hello, spiritual and actual neighbor. 432 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,000 Your vegetable delivery has arrived-- 433 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,500 Great. Thanks. Ciao. 434 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,750 [Alexander] Tonight on Alexander Kitchen-- 435 00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,083 I'm thinking, "Oh, my gosh, 436 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,583 I have to do something with this. 437 00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:28,083 The judges are screaming at me to hurry up, 438 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,458 I can barely hear myself think. 439 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:30,959 I have to julienne the carrots, 440 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,959 chop the onions in triplicate, 441 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,834 and start my ganache! 442 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:37,000 I am at my breaking point. 443 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,583 [Alexander] But that's when I realize, 444 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,583 I forgot to add the boullion to the stew! 445 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,417 [screams] 446 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,917 I have to think fast if I'm going to pull this off. 447 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,083 The clock's ticking down... The judges are breathing down my neck! 448 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,750 My body starts moving on its own... 449 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,333 The world becomes a blur, 450 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,166 and I just start grabbing whatever I can, 451 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,750 wondering when this waking nightmare will end! 452 00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:58,500 And then... it does. 453 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,625 It's dinner time. 454 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,125 Good evening, Judge Terry. I hope you've come hungry. 455 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,250 For dinner tonight, I have prepared 456 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,125 a broiled vegetable-herb salad, 457 00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,041 a charcoal enriched tartare, 458 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,750 and a volcanic-salt sundae. 459 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,542 What do you think? 460 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,542 My heart is pounding! 461 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:20,500 [heart beats] 462 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,166 Oh, what a relief! 463 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,166 This stuff looks disgusting! 464 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,333 Who'd want to eat this? 465 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,500 [gasps] Let's just order in. 466 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,083 So if we're all spaghetti, 467 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,333 Oh, hey Gloria, phone's buzzin'. 468 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:37,875 Then who are the meatballs? 469 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,500 Hm. Looks like I've gotta deliver 470 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,208 a dinner order for Alexander. 471 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:44,959 [sighs] Another day at my boring new delivery job. 472 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:47,291 Woe is me! 473 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:50,542 Hi, I'm here from MeHungry to pick up an order from this... 474 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,333 Swiss fondue restaurant? 475 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,083 Seems a little over the top. 476 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,417 [Swiss accent] I don't know what you're talking about! 477 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,792 This is a perfectly normal restaurant. 478 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,333 -Oh, I, uh, -Now you must be swift! 479 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,917 The cheese only stays melted for a few minutes! 480 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,834 Ha ha, yeah. Or else the fondue becomes a fon-don't, huh? 481 00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,208 Is my life a joke to you?! 482 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,875 I'm so sorry, I thought you would laugh! 483 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,208 -Go! -[nervous sigh] 484 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,166 421 Grand Avenue, 421 Grand Avenue... 485 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,750 Should be just a few blocks north. 486 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:16,834 Uh-oh. 487 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,250 [chuckles] Nice. 488 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,917 -Incoming! -[video game music and sounds] 489 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,333 Dang it, it's already been a minute! 490 00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,500 I'm gonna need to take a shortcut. 491 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,250 [video game music continues] 492 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,458 [grunts] 493 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,709 Barrels, here! Get your barrels here! 494 00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:35,542 Before I throw them off this ledge! 495 00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,166 [grunts] That was close. 496 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,000 There it is! Huh? 497 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,834 Nice and slow, everybody! 498 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,083 Oh, no. [slow-motion] I'm sorry... 499 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,709 [slow-motion] What's that now? 500 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,083 -[All] Oh! -[video game noises] 501 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,333 -[groans] -Delivery! 502 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:56,083 I didn't order any bucket of watery cheese! 503 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,083 This isn't 421 Grand Avenue? 504 00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,834 No. This is clearly 421 Grand AAvenue! 505 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:04,291 Except the second A is really small! 506 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,792 I might not have ordered this, 507 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,834 but I'm still going to leave a review! 508 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,208 And it's going to be scathing! 509 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,500 [sighs] Well, maybe we can still get you home. 510 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,458 Yup. This checks out. 511 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,667 [groans] I quit. 512 00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:26,208 Hot dogs! Get yer hot dogs! 513 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,583 Hey! My hot dogs! 514 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,834 Now they'll never know the joy of being eaten! 515 00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:34,166 I mean, not to keep goin' back to that Spaghetti Theory. 516 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,875 But maybe we're more like a ramen? 517 00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:38,083 Hear me out: the air is the soup 518 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,667 Cricket, what's that? 519 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,000 You mean that thing barreling straight towards us? 520 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,583 -Ah. Rogue hot dog cart. -Ah. 521 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:45,875 [both scream] 522 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,375 I can't believe you switched our names on the new bench ad! 523 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,792 We're not "Dawn and Don"! 524 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,250 We're "Don and Dawn"! 525 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,417 Dawn and Don just sounds better! 526 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,083 Don and Dawn is just kind of a mouthful. 527 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,917 Well, maybe it's time for Don and Dawn to just be Don! 528 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:02,875 Done and done! 529 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,792 -[scream] -Ahh! 530 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,166 -Oh, Dawn! -Oh, Don! 531 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,333 Our love is all that matters! 532 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,792 Our love is all that matters, Bella. 533 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,917 Will you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me? 534 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,166 Oh, Bash! Yes, yes! 535 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,041 She said yes, everybody! 536 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,041 Aw, congratulations, you two! 537 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:23,500 This has gotta be in my top five most romantic robberies! 538 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,500 [screams] 539 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,166 I just don't get it! 540 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,333 How does something like this even happen?! 541 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,542 Life is full of mysteries. 542 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,333 -[screams] -Whoa! 543 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,250 Ain't that just the way? 544 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,917 [screams] 545 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,375 Cricket, look out! I'ts Gabriela! 546 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,458 Yeah, that's my GF. No big deal. 547 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,625 -Cricket! -Right! 548 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,250 [screaming] 549 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:47,834 Oh, hey, Gabs. 'Sup? 550 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:50,709 [screams, groans] 551 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,959 Aw, man. What sort of crazy place are we at now? 552 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,208 Well, how 'bout that? 553 00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,291 Well, Cricket, what do you think 554 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,792 of my spaghetti theory now? 555 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,166 What are you talking about? 556 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,709 You said everything was intertwined 557 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,834 but I haven't seen any proof of that! 558 00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,458 Oh, hey! There you are, kids! 559 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:07,709 Bad news: The oven's still fussin' so dinner isn't ready yet. 560 00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:08,875 [both] Aww. 561 00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,166 Man, I'm starvin'! 562 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,625 Now what are we supposed to eat? 563 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,875 Ahh! Huh? 564 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,458 [both] Wow! 565 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,583 [siren sounds] 566 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,875 Wow. It's as if seemingly random events 567 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:24,500 influence each other in tiny ways that we can't even perceive. 568 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,291 -Just like a bowl of... hot dogs. -[groans] 569 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,500 [Tilly sighs] You know what? Sure. 570 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:33,208 Who's gonna pay for all these?! I'm ruined! 571 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:37,417 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 572 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,625 ♪ Lost a bet and Got bit by a hundred flies ♪ 573 00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:43,792 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 574 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,709 ♪ Hit every branch and Scraped up both my knees ♪ 575 00:21:46,792 --> 00:21:50,041 ♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪ 576 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,250 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 577 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,667 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 578 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,208 ♪ I got splinters ♪ 579 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,041 ♪ In seven of ten ♪ 580 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,709 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪ 41998

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