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- Ah, Xmas season is upon us.
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Secure the perimeter!
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Razor lights in place?
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- Roger!
- Then, stand back!
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Intruder alert.
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- Santa's not getting
past that! No way!
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Unless he knocks it down or something.
- Hey, robot.
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- Someone left a
card in your stocking.
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- That's weird.
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Normally, I get mail
delivered to my ass.
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"I know what you
did next Xmas!"?
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Okay... Random!
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- I wonder what
you will have done
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and who could possibly
will have known about it.
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- Eh, I do a lot of stuff. I'm
probably doing something right now.
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- Who's ready for their very
first animated holiday special?
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- Hooray!
- So fun!
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-Whatever.
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- Ooh! Wait for me. I love
having other kids around.
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This year's rerun of There's
a Holiday for Everyone
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is brought to you by...
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Mom's Old Fashioned
Blood Remover.
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Now in oatmeal spice.
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- And that holiday is Xmas.
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Hey, kids, any chance
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y'all wanna remix
this holiday special,
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and hear the dope story
of Kwanzaabot instead?
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- Or your favorite goofy
golem, Chanukah Zombie?
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- No! Tell us about Santa!
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- Again?
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- Yes! Every year!
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Oy...
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The ancient tradition of Xmas
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began in the year 2801,
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when the Friendly Robot Company
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developed a high-powered
mechanical Santa
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capable of delivering over
five mega-presents per second.
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Hey...
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They tricked him out with
a pair of carbon-fiber Tims
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and a chrome
naughty-nice sensor.
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So he'd know who deserved gifts
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and who deserved
brutal punishment.
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- Yo, that might've been
the first mistake right there.
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But on Santa's
very first delivery,
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something went
tragically meshuggenah.
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His naughty-nice
sensor malfunctioned.
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Man, that's some bleeped-up.
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- Yay! Santa's here!
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Oh! Oh my!
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Oh, thank you.
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- I'm sorry, kids.
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I never wanted you to
know Santa was real.
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- Yuletide news, everyone!
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I know how to fix Santa!
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I just need to sneak up on him
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and reverse the polarity
of his naughty-nice sensor.
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- But Santa is always on guard
against attacks. Just like me.
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Hii-yah!
- Ow!
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- You'll never be able
to sneak up on him.
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- Not through space, no,
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but through time, probably.
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You see, Santa is only prepared
for an attack from the present.
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So I've been souping
up my old time machine.
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- Where is it?
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- The question is when is it?
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And the answer is right about...
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now!
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- It's so amazing.
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I don't even care
that it's on my foot.
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- I've installed a manual
transmission with a reverse gear,
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so it can now go backward
in time as well as forward.
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Hooray...
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- My plan is to back
up to the year 2801,
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when things first went wrong,
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and materialize behind Santa
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as he exits this very fireplace.
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- Did this building
even exist in 2801?
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- Yeah, but back then, it
was some kinda meat market,
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where butchers would hook
up and grind their sausages.
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- Yes, anyway, once there,
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I'll quickly
reverse the polarity
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of Santa's naughty-nice
sensor, then return to the present.
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Problem solved.
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- Um, Professor, isn't it
risky to go back in time
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and change history?
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- Oh my, yes.
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But I'll go alone to
minimize the chance
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of anyone becoming
their own grandfather.
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- These things happen.
- No, they don't.
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- Next time you see me, Santa
will have been good again!
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Ta-ta!
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Uh, just a couple of
centuries straight backwards.
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Damn it! I backed over
Mrs. McGillicuddy's time cat!
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Clutch, shift, and...
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away we go!
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Ho-ho-hot!
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Cookie.
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Cookie!
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Cookie!
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Just shift into forward and...
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Whoa!
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Oh, bother. I shifted
into reverse by accident.
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I guess I'll have to take her
around by the scenic route.
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Ah, here comes the
Big Backwards Bang.
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Ow! I'm being crushed
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by all the matter that ever was.
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- And here we are, the future!
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Ee-eye!
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- How'd it go?
- Not a hitch!
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I fixed Santa!
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- It'll be my first happy Xmas
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since I got frozen and
never saw my family again!
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- Now, hold on!
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Xmas isn't for a week.
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Until then, we got
nonstop busy work.
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- Oh fuff. Let's stop pretending
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we do anything around here.
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Everyone, take the week off,
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and be with your
so-called loved ones.
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Really?
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- I forgot I had loved ones!
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It's a human resources miracle!
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- Uncle Fry, I hope
you'll join me and Cubert
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at my chalet in the Bronx.
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- Wait! My family's
hoping to meet Fry.
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I mean, they met him before,
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but he didn't make
much of an impression.
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- I'll wear out my welcome at
one, and then go to the other.
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- So, Bender...
- No.
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- You and I are the
only ones with no family.
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Maybe we could...
- No.
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- Hang out?
- Oh. Hang out, you say?
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Let me think that
over for a... No.
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No. Oh, sorry.
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Uh, I thought you
were still talking.
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It's just you and me,
moldy sandwich man.
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- Hello. Calculon acting.
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- Hey, it's me! Your
extremely close friend Bender.
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Wanna hang out?
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- How did you get this number?
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- I didn't! I'm just dialing
every number in order.
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- Keep dialing.
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This nuts bolts!
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- Hey, Bender.
- Yes? I mean no!
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- I brought dumpster nog...
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And not the kind for kids.
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- Hm. What's in it?
- What's not in it?
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You want nutmeg on that?
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- Nutmeg? Gross!
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- Whoof! This stuff is strong!
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Hey, how many glasses
have we hadded?
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- None. This is
just from the fumes.
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- Aw, it's not fair!
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Everyone else gets to have
fun with their stupid family.
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- My species dies
when we reproduce.
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So if I had a
family, I'd be dead.
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Does anyone even care about that?
- I sure don't.
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- If you ask me, "good"
Santa is ruining Xmas.
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I'd like to give him
such a snipping.
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- Ooh, I'd bend him a new
one! But he's not here right now!
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- But, he has was been here.
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Every Xmas, he
shows up in the fire hole.
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- We could drunk
drive the time machine
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to last Xmas and kidnap him!
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Then, he won't be able to
deliver presents this Xmas!
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- And our stupid friends'
holiday will be ruined!
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Wait. Is kidnapping
Santa a good idea,
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or does it just seem like a good
idea because we're intoximated?
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It's a good idea.
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Whee!
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Set course for last Xmas!
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I'm immortalized in song.
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Cookie?
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- And here we are, last Xmas.
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Get him!
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- Bite my glittering
festive ass!
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Unhand me, you naughty boys!
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- Shove him in
the old meat locker!
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- We have an old meat locker?
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- Oh, boy. Hey, boy.
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- Try spreading joy
now, you big Xmas ham.
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- We're geniuses!
- I'm geniuses!
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- You know, Zoidberg,
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you're only half as bad
as I thought you were.
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That means a lot.
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Uh-oh. We woke the meat up.
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- What do we do?
- The time machine!
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Good idea!
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- Get ready to sleep
in heavenly peace!
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Ho, ho...
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Whoa!
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Ooh... Ah...
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Ooh...
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- He's dead. We
killed Santa Claus.
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- Uh... You killed Santy Claus.
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- Uh... Robot?
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- This was supposed
to be a fun kidnapping!
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What do we do now?
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- We gotta get rid of the
body. That's usually pretty fun.
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Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
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Stroke!
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- Oops.
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Oops.
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Ow!
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- Okay. Now, we just add some
extra weight to sink the corpse.
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- It's not working!
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Still nothing!
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Why! Won't! You! Sink!?
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Ah!
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Hands up, boat bags.
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- What's with the
bloated floater?
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I admit it! We murd...
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- Uh, just, uh, dumping
some toxic waste, officers.
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- Huh. Guess you
gotta put it somewhere.
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- Carry on, night dumpers.
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- Dwight, it's time to teach you
the Conrad holiday turducken recipe.
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Cooked in alphabetical order.
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- Alrighty then.
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We gonna start with the
chicken, then duck, and then...
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Let me see now.
Now the E and the F...
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Husband! We using
flamingo this year?
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- At $20 a pound!?
No, thank you.
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- It's not working!
- Flush harder!
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- I'm flushing as hard as I
can! Got any other ideas,
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Mr.
I'm-So-Great-At-Hiding-Corpses?
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00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:07,908
- Well, at least I have
ideas! What do you suggest?
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- Hm... We could
try an acid bath.
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- That does sound
relaxing, but...
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- No! We'll dissolve
Santa's body!
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Professor has some
acid upstairs in his lab.
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I'll go fill this trash bag.
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Oops!
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- Remind me, is
this the ground floor?
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- Behold, my family's
traditional Yuletide feast.
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Turdolphin!
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It's fresh turtle cooked
inside a fermented dolphin.
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- Wow. Soon, it's gonna
be barf inside a vomit.
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- Dad. Shh! Keep
the truth to yourself.
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- Which part smells
like whale butt?
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- Ooh, that would be the gravy.
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You ruined everything!
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You're the one who
wanted to kidnap Santa!
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- Oh, yeah? Well,
you enabled me,
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so shut up and keep pushing
him into the meat grinder!
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- Bender, look! It's working!
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Wait. Where's my claw?
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- Gather round,
relatives, as I cook up
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turducken a la Farnsworth
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with this 3D poultry printer.
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- As long as it's got
three dimensions, I'll eat it.
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- We start with liquid chicken.
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Then, some duck filament.
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And finally, a
whole fresh turkey.
254
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,463
I printed this one out earlier.
255
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:56,600
- Oh, man. I need to head out
if I'm gonna make it to Leela's.
256
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,812
Do you have any skis?
- No, but I can print some.
257
00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:08,695
- How are we making turducken?
There's nothing in the refrigerator.
258
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:11,824
- Eh, that fridge doesn't work.
We use it as a spare bedroom.
259
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:14,326
- We serve fresh
turducken, Leela.
260
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,580
They roam the
sewers in huge flocks.
261
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,001
- Are they hard to catch?
- Oh, no.
262
00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:24,796
They crave death.
263
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,009
- Hey! Sorry I'm late.
264
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:32,051
I got hungry and ate my skis.
265
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,929
- Fry, you made it!
266
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:36,265
You remember my
parents and my grandma?
267
00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:39,058
Ah, yes. The rose of the sewers.
268
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,059
Mwah!
269
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,813
- Leela, if you don't marry him,
270
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,940
I will.
271
00:17:44,941 --> 00:17:47,401
- So, uh, where's
Bender and Zoidberg?
272
00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:50,237
- What? I figured they
were with you. Or something.
273
00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,574
They're probably
relaxing by the fire.
274
00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:59,413
- The only rational
option is to eat Santa.
275
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,039
Right? Right!?
276
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,290
- I don't know!
277
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,876
Oh, this is a
nightmare before Xmas.
278
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,753
I wish we'd never
become friends!
279
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:09,758
- We're not friends!
And we never were!
280
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,553
- But we danced. And murdered.
281
00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:17,723
- I'll do the carving. You want
white Christmas or dark Christmas?
282
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,978
Surprise!
283
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:24,480
- Bah humbug!
284
00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:34,781
- Nobody's home! Leave
a message at the beep.
285
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:35,990
Beep!
286
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,701
- Open up or we'll carol!
287
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,871
Uh, Bender! We have company!
288
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:43,750
Uh, just a sec! I'm tidying up.
289
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,505
Hii-yah!
290
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,049
- Come in, come in!
Everything's normal.
291
00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:55,094
- Merry Xmas, you guys.
292
00:18:55,095 --> 00:18:57,637
- We didn't know you
hadn't been invited anywhere.
293
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,682
- We came as soon as we
realized what losers you are.
294
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,352
- Uh, punch?
295
00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:05,814
- Nah, I'll just have a beer.
296
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,693
- Who's hungry? We all brought
297
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:14,239
our families' unique
holiday dishes.
298
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:16,991
- Turducken!
- Turdolphin!
299
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,450
- Huh.
300
00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:21,662
- How thoughtful of you all
to drop this disturbing food off,
301
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:24,373
and then be immediately
on your way. Goodbye!
302
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:25,915
- Dinner's served!
303
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:29,127
Isn't that pretty? It
looks like a magazine.
304
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:32,298
- Bender, since when
do you have three legs?
305
00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:34,508
- Uh, uh, th-this one's a spare.
306
00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:36,719
In case I break
down on the highway.
307
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,722
- And why is it
wearing a snow boot?
308
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,655
- Finally, an
old-time happy Xmas,
309
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,490
with presents for everyone!
310
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,743
I'm hoping for
Batman underpants.
311
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:04,330
- Santa should be
here any minute now.
312
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,416
- The guilt is too
much! I confess!
313
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,961
Santa won't...
314
00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:13,547
- What's that? Who's jingling!?
315
00:20:13,548 --> 00:20:16,425
- Ah, here he comes!
316
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,723
- Yay! It's good Santa!
317
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,644
- Indeed, because I fixed him.
318
00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:29,064
- Santa seems less
dead than we thought.
319
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,400
Ooh...
320
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:38,905
I don't understand.
He's still evil!
321
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,032
I personally went back in time
322
00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:43,826
and reversed his
naughty-nice sensor!
323
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,372
Uh-oh.
- What you do, old man?
324
00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:49,875
Oh, I've made a
complete Fry of myself.
325
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:53,002
You see, Santa's sensor
was exactly like the one
326
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,587
on this punch bowl.
327
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,131
When he was first built,
328
00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:58,550
it was in the correct position.
329
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:01,971
But when I went back in
time, I flipped it around.
330
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:05,140
Me! Oh, lordy-loo.
331
00:21:05,141 --> 00:21:08,269
I'm the one who made Santa evil.
332
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,145
You monster!
333
00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:17,111
You've all been very naughty!
334
00:21:17,112 --> 00:21:20,029
Especially you, Mandy.
335
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:23,491
- I'm sorry I forgot
to feed the hamster!
336
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,369
- Arm yourselves!
337
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,339
Cookie?
338
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:41,759
- And here we are, last Xmas.
339
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,304
Get him!
340
00:21:43,305 --> 00:21:46,223
- Bite my glittering
festive ass.
341
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:51,644
Unhand me, you naughty boys.
342
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:53,564
Who are those handsome guys,
343
00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:55,398
and what are they
doing to poor Santa?
344
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,526
- That's us, you idiot.
345
00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:59,737
You didn't take us to last Xmas.
346
00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:03,156
You took us to next
Xmas! Meaning this Xmas!
347
00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:05,409
- Damn it, Bender. I'm a doctor,
348
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:07,037
not a time machine guy!
349
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,586
I think I speak for
everyone when I say,
350
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,128
uh-whuh?
351
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,964
- I can't hold it in anymore!
352
00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:23,428
- We kidnapped
and murdered Santa!
353
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:28,474
- Oh.
- We didn't mean to, but still!
354
00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:32,894
- Stop blubbering, you bloobs!
355
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,355
You're heroes!
356
00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:35,980
What-roes?
357
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:38,233
- The professor
set Santa to kill!
358
00:22:38,234 --> 00:22:41,278
You saved all 19 of us!
359
00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:44,031
- We're heroes?
- Damn right, we are!
360
00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:49,202
Aw, Bender!
361
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,247
You and Zoidberg
are friends now?
362
00:22:51,248 --> 00:22:52,705
That's so cute.
363
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,666
- Uh, absolutely not!
364
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,835
You're all having a
mass hallucination!
365
00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:59,756
- So, what happened to Santa?
366
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,423
- You're drinking out of him.
367
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,843
- There's one thing I
still don't understand.
368
00:23:04,844 --> 00:23:07,388
Which one of you meatbags
wrote the creepy notes?
369
00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:10,892
'Twas I!
370
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:17,021
I sent the notes
from the future!
371
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,566
- Because I murdered you?
372
00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:22,403
- No! Because I knew
what you did next Xmas.
373
00:23:22,403 --> 00:23:24,863
You became
friends with Zoidberg!
374
00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:26,949
So I'm blackmailing you!
375
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:30,118
- No... No!
376
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,619
You take Amy's Venmo?
377
00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:33,248
- Sure.
- Hey!
378
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:38,878
Cookie!
379
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:43,339
- Yo, Santa Bot!
380
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:47,260
I'ma drop my Futurama
Xmas list for 3023.
381
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:50,222
Y'all ready for this?
I'm about to get nice.
382
00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:53,018
Kwanzaabot. Yeah.
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