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[Clark] No more secrets, right?
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So... Here's the rest of me.
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-[rumbling]
-[both gasp]
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[high-pitched voice] What?
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[obelisks thuds]
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I can't-- It's a ship!
Lois, it's a spaceship!
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Look at the pointy boys!
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They're obelisks.
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They project holograms
and transport material--
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[Jimmy] this is
the greatest day of my life!
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I know I lied.
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-I can't erase that.
-[Lois] Then we start over.
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Hey, big guy.
I'm Lois Lane.
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What's your name?
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[chuckles softly]
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Uh, Clark Kent.
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Though sometimes
I go by Superman.
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Wow, that seems
like a great name,
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given to you by someone
especially talented.
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Where do you come from?
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[Clark] Outer space.
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What planet or where,
I... I have no idea.
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What can you do?
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I'm still figuring
that out. [chuckles]
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Why did you
bring me here? Really.
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I brought you here
because there's no bad guys,
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no robots,
and absolutely nothing
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to interrupt me
when I ask you this,
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Lois Lane, will you go
on a date with me?
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[opening music playing]
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Have no fear,
your wingman is here.
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Let's get ready
for tonight's...
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[mumbling]
Okay, all right.
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So, what is
happening here, buddy?
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Jimmy! Great timing.
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You can help me
chart out the dates.
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-What?
-[Clark groans]
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This is our first
official date.
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So I've plotted
a route and timed it,
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because I'm taking Lois out
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for the most
romantic evening of her life.
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I'll fly in
to pick her up at 6:45.
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The cherry blossoms
in the Park bloom
at exactly seven o'clock,
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so we'll have 15 minutes to get
to the romantic rooftop view,
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which we'll savor
for, uh, 31 minutes
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before flying to Lois's
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favorite restaurant at 7:50
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for our 8:00 p.m. reservation,
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then coffee at 9:30!
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So, you finally got a date
with the girl of your dreams,
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and your first move
is to make a flow chart?
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And a map.
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Seems like you're putting
a lot of pressure on this.
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Well, it has to be perfect.
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Lois deserves it.
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One night
with no talking gorillas,
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or freeze-ray bank robbers.
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Just me and her.
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Oh, I forgot
about the swans
taking flight at 7:45.
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-Oh, okay. [mumbling]
-Well, have fun
losing your mind.
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I'm going to go
hang out at Lois's
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where it's normal, and--
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[Lois] Hmm, yeah.
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-Mmm-hmm.
-Nope. She's lost it too.
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Jimmy! Great.
I think I figured out
the perfect gift for Clark.
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Oh, a collection
of crazed notes
written on loose leaf paper.
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[Lois] No, no, no.
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His past.
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Every time I've hit a block,
Clark's been there for me,
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you know,
in one form or another.
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And I wanna give him back
something in return.
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I can't fly or fight robots.
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But investigating,
finding answers?
This is what I can do.
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I've started my research,
gonna crush it,
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and I'm ready
to meet Clark
ten minutes early.
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I'm perfect.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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[exclaims] Sweatpants!
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And there it is.
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Ugh! I left my dress
at the drycleaners.
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I'm gonna be late!
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[trilling]
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[tense music playing]
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Most of us own at least one
drycleanable item.
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Not all of us can wear
the same blue jacket every day.
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And done.
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I can do this.
It's just me and Lois,
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and no weird
Superman stuff
to ruin it. [laughs]
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[knocking on door]
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Superman.
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I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk,
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an interdimensional
peacekeeper,
and I need your help.
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[door shuts]
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Nope.
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I'm charged with the safety
of the multiverse, son.
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So I need you
to put on your suit
and come with me.
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Okay, look, I'm not Superman.
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-I'm just, uh...
-Mild-mannered Clark Kent.
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Wannabe reporter
with superpowers.
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Nice try, sport,
but Clark is Superman
in almost every reality,
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This Earth, Earth 12,
Earth 50, Earth 508,
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Weird Earth, the works.
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How did you... How did you...
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Was I a crab?
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There are
infinite universes
out there, pal,
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and infinite Supermen.
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But I'm here because
Lois Lane is in danger.
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Your Lois Lane.
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She's been kidnapped by a gang
of inter-dimensional criminals.
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-[Lois groaning]
-[Mr. Mxyzptlk] These people,
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they're ruthless.
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But if you're sure
you're not Superman--
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Where is she?
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I can get you to their hideout,
but, uh, oh...
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It's got measures
to stop me from portaling in.
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You'll have to break
through their security.
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Whatever it takes to save Lois.
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I knew I could count on you.
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You're the Dependable Clark.
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[chuckles] Now let's go.
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[both exclaiming]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Huh. No response.
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Good. That gives me
time to change.
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[gasps]
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[intense music playing]
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[female voice] Lois Lane
and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12,
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you need to come with us.
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Why? Who are you people?
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Lois Lane?
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I'm Lois Lane.
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That's Lois Lane.
And that's Lewis Lane.
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We are the
League of Lois Lanes.
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And your Clark Kent is
in danger.
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[Lois] Huh?
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[yells, grunts]
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[groaning]
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-Where are we?
-[Mr. Mxyzptlk panting]
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Hey! Are you okay?
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I'm fine. Just not
as strong as I used to be.
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[chuckles softly]
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And this is
the kidnapper's lair.
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They're... They're inside
and so is Lois.
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Quick, she doesn't
have much time.
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-[gate rumbles]
-[Clark grunts]
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Huh? Whoa!
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Oops! Ow!
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You gotta look out
for their guard dog, too.
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[trilling]
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[exhilarating music playing]
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[gasps] What?
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[Leader Lois]
Welcome to the flagship
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of the interdimensional
peacekeeping force,
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The League of Lois Lanes.
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[device beeps]
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We were founded
by Lois Prime,
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the first Lois
to discover the multiverse.
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We protect every dimension,
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recruiting only
the best Loises to help.
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Usually after
our first Pulitzer,
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around our 21st birthday.
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Oh, um, I'm... I'm 23.
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So... You were reporters
before then?
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Ooh, which Lois are you?
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-My name's Jalana Olsen.
-[Jimmy gasps]
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And unfortunately,
it seems I'm you.
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Many Olsens are also
a part of the league.
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This brings us
to why you're here.
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This is Mxyzptlk.
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He calls himself a "Chaos God."
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We managed to disarm him,
but as we were taking him in,
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a portal opened
to a previously
unknown universe, yours.
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He escaped into it.
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If I ever get my hands
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on the jerks
who helped that gorilla
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and the brain who
opened that stupid portal--
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Why do you need us
for this Mr. Mxyzptlk?
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Because your Clark
is helping him.
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What? Clark would
never help a bad guy.
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[scoffs]
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No one's saying that.
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But we tracked Mxy here,
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and now your Clark
and Mxy are missing.
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Lois, we need your help.
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To find him, of course!
I'll do what I do best,
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investigate. Ah!
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[computer trilling]
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Excellent.
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Once the scanner analyzes
your dimensions' tachyons,
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we'll be able
to find your Clark.
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Oh. That's what you needed.
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Good. Great.
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If it helps Clark, then--
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You have no idea
what you're dealing with,
do you?
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Not now.
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[chuckles] Give us
a moment, will ya?
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-In the meantime,
make yourself at home.
-[Jimmy whoops]
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Just not in there.
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[device warbling]
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[gasps, chuckles]
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[Clark grunts]
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-Ah!
-Great.
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Now, you smash and I grab.
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Wait. Are...
Are you robbing this place?
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[laughs] No. Of course not.
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We're robbing this place.
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-What? No.
-Hey, look,
there's the good stuff.
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-[clattering]
-[grunts]
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Where is Lois?
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Metropolis, probably.
How should I know?
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Ooh, Cosmic Rod, Flight Ring...
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Ah!
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Here we go.
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Lois was never
in danger, was she?
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No. Lois was never in danger.
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I deceived you. I lied.
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Why?
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Because portal-proof vaults
are a huge inconvenience,
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and you are very strong.
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[chuckles]
But you're not the quickest guy
from planet Krypton, are you?
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Wha... uh... Krypton?
Is... Is that where--
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Help me break this glass.
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-No!
-Oh, that's okay.
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I got it. [grunts] Yeah.
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[snickers]
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-Stop!
-[exclaims]
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You are going to put that back,
and I will turn you over
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to whatever authorities
deal with you,
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and then Lois and I
are going on a perfect,
normal date!
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[laughs]
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Normal? You are never
going to be normal.
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I have seen countless yous,
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and it is your fate
to always be different,
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and weird, and alone.
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And you may be
stronger than me,
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but can you stop me?
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[snickers] I think...
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[groans]
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-[shuddering]
-[sighs]
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You're not okay.
241
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No. I lost something
dear to me.
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I'm less... than I was,
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but strong enough
for one last trick.
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No, no, no!
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Hey!
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I thought now would be
a perfect time to get
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some footage
for my next Flamebird update.
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This week's episode
is definitely gonna be
about the multiverse.
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Wait. You're a Flamebird?
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Out of all the Olsens
in the multiverse,
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I've never met another one.
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Oh, what's the coolest thing
you've seen?
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Mine's the decaying remains
254
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,978
of the secret
government laboratory
255
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,521
that definitely did not have
a gorilla or a brain in it.
256
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,440
Telepathic Horse!
257
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,108
I'll show you!
258
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,609
-Don't, don't make us watch.
-Not... Not again! Come on.
259
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,779
Ha-ha! It's time, bird-lievers!
260
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,283
Equus Mensa. Hippos Telepathia.
261
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,367
Comet.
262
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,286
The telepathic horse
has many names.
263
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:05,040
All right.
What are you hiding?
264
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,627
[system trilling]
265
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:13,757
[automated voice]
Lois, Earth 52, multiple
award-winning reporter.
266
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,969
Earth 24, received key
to the city at 19.
267
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,222
Lois, Earth 1,
"Ready to meet with Dad."
268
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,808
Hmm.
269
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,687
"Superman-File X. Redacted?"
270
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,189
What does that mean?
271
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,609
Restricted.
Access at headquarters only.
272
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,402
So, where is headquarters?
273
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,989
[Leader Lois in distance]
Everybody downstairs!
274
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,786
[system trilling]
275
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,537
[Leader Lois]
Analysis complete.
276
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,623
We found Mxy and Clark.
277
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,334
They just jumped to Earth 14...
278
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:53,380
after robbing
Earth Prime's Space
and Superhero Museum.
279
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,839
I knew it.
280
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,384
No, this... this has to be
a misunderstanding.
281
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,468
You know Clark.
282
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,053
Your Clarks.
283
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:03,640
You know he'd never do
something like this, uh, right?
284
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,186
Maybe you don't know Superman
as well as you think you do.
285
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,438
-[system trilling]
-Coordinates set.
286
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,690
League, get ready.
287
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,650
We go after them
in three, two...
288
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,026
[whooshes]
289
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,366
[Mr. Mxyzptlk]
The scene is set.
290
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:26,371
All we have to do... [coughs]
is wait for them to show up.
291
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,622
Wait for who to show up?
292
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,165
-[wind blowing]
-[Clark yells]
293
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,841
So what do we do?
294
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,759
Uh, what are those?
295
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,886
Only thing
that'll take down a Clark.
296
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,513
What do you mean, take down?
297
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,390
Neutralize the Kryptonian.
298
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,892
He's too powerful
to give the benefit
of the doubt.
299
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,686
No. I won't let you do this.
300
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,312
-We know.
-[gasps]
301
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,400
You didn't grab us to help you.
302
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,736
[gun cocks]
303
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,030
Lois, you're not
league material,
304
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,074
but you're enough
like us to cause problems.
305
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,242
Keep 'em separated.
306
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,412
[muffled] No! Let me out!
307
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,372
Don't do this!
308
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:13,084
-Watch Olsen.
He could be trouble.
-[Jalana] Hmm.
309
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:18,089
[Mr. Mxyzptlk] Well, well.
If it isn't Lois, Lois,
and what's his name?
310
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,258
But there's
something wrong
with this picture.
311
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,928
All these Loises
and not one Clark.
312
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,221
Got you.
313
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,932
It's him. Fire!
314
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,269
Ah! [grunts]
315
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,687
-[gun fires]
-[Clark yelling]
316
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,564
[both grunting]
317
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,150
[groans]
318
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,612
What is... this?
319
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,863
[gasps]
320
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,865
-Clark!
-No, Jimmy.
321
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,784
I thought we were Flamebros.
322
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,118
I'm sorry.
323
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,747
[Clark groaning, gasping]
324
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,874
The Clark is neutralized.
325
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,126
Now for you, criminal--
326
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,545
What? Spread out!
327
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,798
He still has
some of his illusion powers!
328
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,257
We don't stop until we find--
329
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,802
-[portal whooshing]
-[spaceship whirring]
330
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,262
Our Lois is still aboard!
331
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,268
No!
332
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,978
[Leader Lois] Lewis,
rig our gauntlets
333
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,730
to pierce the space
between worlds.
334
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,232
We can't let Mxy get away.
335
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,609
I'll keep an eye on Superman.
336
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,322
Yes! [chuckles]
337
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,158
And Mxy lived happily ever--
338
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,743
-[gun cocks]
-[gasps]
339
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,664
You've got exactly ten seconds
to turn this ship around.
340
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,499
Oh, come on!
341
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,836
I went through
some really excellent lies
342
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,755
to avoid this exact scenario.
343
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,383
Caught by
Participation Trophy Lois.
344
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,176
[automated voice]
Coordinates requested,
345
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,761
League Headquarters.
346
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,763
Master Key required.
347
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,473
Wait. League Headquarters.
348
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,434
-You know where it is?
-I don't.
349
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,060
But Lois Prime did.
350
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,021
Which is why
I nabbed her recorder.
351
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,608
You're not gonna try
to stop me.
352
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,320
The other Loises
are hiding something
from me about Superman.
353
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,531
So you're gonna take us to HQ
354
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,034
and I'm gonna
find out what it is.
355
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,869
You met a legion of yourself,
356
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:15,290
and the first thing you did
was suspect them of lying?
357
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,542
Lois Prime would've loved you.
358
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,252
And why is that?
359
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,505
Because she didn't trust
anyone either,
360
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,550
which is why she kept
a secret backup master key.
361
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,762
And now I know
which Lois you are.
362
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,930
You're the fun one!
363
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,238
This place is beautiful.
364
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,491
Eh, it's a little pretentious,
in my opinion.
365
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,242
I know I can't trust
anything you say,
366
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,078
but I might as well ask,
367
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,081
what do you know about Clark?
368
00:15:56,164 --> 00:16:00,669
Lots. But it'll be way more fun
to watch you figure it out.
369
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,256
[door closes]
370
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,888
Here you go.
The knowledge of the multiverse
371
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,306
at your fingertips.
372
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,310
[typing]
373
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:21,981
This is a file?
374
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,109
How... How does...
How does it work?
375
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,652
What am I supposed
to do with this?
376
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,030
[sensors buzzing]
377
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,156
-[beeps]
-[gasps]
378
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,783
Ah!
379
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,952
[grunting]
380
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,955
Sorry, Fun Lois,
It's been real--
381
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,500
But it's now time
to take back what's mine.
382
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,215
I'm back!
383
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,134
[laughs maliciously]
384
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,304
[panting]
385
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,347
[screams]
386
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,640
[yelling]
387
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,559
[groans]
388
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,061
Now, I'm going to need
to get you off my back.
389
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,480
[chuckles] All of you.
390
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,148
-So...
-[sensor beeps]
391
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,152
[system buzzing]
392
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,574
Oh, look.
It's the League of Loser Lanes
393
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,117
getting in my way.
394
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,661
-Lois.
-No, he's got the hat!
395
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,207
[evil laughter]
396
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,715
[all grunting]
397
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,051
[Clark grunts]
398
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,390
I'm so glad you're okay.
399
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,100
[both] I'm sorry
I ruined our date.
400
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,810
No, Lois, this is my fault.
401
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,188
I wanted to give you
a normal first date
402
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,148
without any Superman weirdness,
403
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,192
but I... I ruined it
before it even started.
404
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,194
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
405
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,946
I've seen the files.
I'm literally the worst Lois
406
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,281
-in the multiverse.
-[Clark] No.
407
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,783
You would be better off
with anyone else.
408
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,451
Lois...
409
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,869
You're the only Lois for me.
410
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,079
I'm annoying.
411
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,206
You're dedicated. I'm weird.
412
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,624
You're amazing.
413
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,877
I love going on
adventures with you, Clark.
414
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,212
I love your brilliance.
415
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,838
I love your kindness.
416
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:09,881
I love...
417
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,591
I love...
418
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,511
[fireworks bursting]
419
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,849
Hey, not to be a bummer,
420
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,977
but could you stop
making out before
the Chaos God blows us up!
421
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,146
[Mr. Mxyzptlk laughing]
422
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,107
[yells]
423
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,610
[laughs]
424
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,821
[Mr. Mxyzptlk yells]
425
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,614
[laughing]
426
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,243
[grunting]
427
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:39,911
I have an idea!
428
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,705
[Mr. Mxyzptlk laughing]
429
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,332
Huh?
430
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,420
Enough of this.
431
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,422
[snickering]
432
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,591
[Clark grunting]
433
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,428
[Mr. Mxyzptlk grunts]
434
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,513
[Mr. Mxyzptlk] Ha!
435
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:00,807
Ha!
436
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,775
[Clark yells]
437
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,485
[grunting]
438
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,947
Goodbye, Dependable Clark.
439
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:21,119
Hello, Mxyzptlk, God of Chaos.
440
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,371
You're not strong enough
to best me.
441
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,915
[Clark] But I am
strong enough... [groans]
442
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,459
for one last trick.
443
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:31,921
[gasps]
444
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,716
No, no.
445
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,301
-[Jimmy grunts]
-[Mr. Mxyzptlk yells]
446
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,681
[grunting]
447
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,475
[groans]
448
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,645
[automated voice]
Self-destruct, deactivated.
449
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,817
[sighs] It's over, Mxy.
450
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,778
As for you three--
451
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,988
-Where did they go?
-Sorry, Captain.
452
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,990
They grabbed a gauntlet
while we were busy.
453
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,077
The computer's too fried
to find their universe's
coordinates again.
454
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,748
Ugh! Let's just put
this one in confinement
and call it a day.
455
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,249
[device trills]
456
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,420
[all grunting]
457
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,422
Yes! You can always
trust the Flamebro
458
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,007
to have your back.
459
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,217
What time is it?
460
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,219
9:30 p.m.
461
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,512
-[Lois exclaims]
-Oh, I'm...
462
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,139
-[Clark chuckles]
-...so tired. [chuckles]
463
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,766
Uh, better go. Bye.
464
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:27,852
[exclaims softly]
465
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,023
So, uh, Lois, um...
466
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,610
It's too late for dinner,
but I was thinking...
467
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,030
Treat me to coffee, Smallville?
468
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:45,954
[sighs]
469
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,789
[humming]
470
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:48,873
[sighs]
471
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,045
Huh, how do you work?
472
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,672
[beeps]
473
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:02,887
What?
474
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,975
[people screaming]
475
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,685
[people screaming]
476
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,318
Have you figured it out yet?
477
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,279
[gasps]
478
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,613
Weren't you in jail?
479
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:22,991
I was! It didn't take.
480
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,618
Besides, your drama
is too fun to miss.
481
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,205
Is this some kind of trick?
482
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,499
Oh, no. It's the truth.
483
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:35,295
Just like not
every Lois wins a Pulitzer...
484
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,008
Not every Superman is good.
485
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,763
[Mr. Mxyzptlk snickers]
486
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,974
This just got interesting.
487
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,768
-What is it?
-Sorry.
488
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:53,063
It'll be much more fun
to watch you figure it out.
489
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,856
[chuckles] Ta-ta!
490
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,404
[dramatic music playing]
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