All language subtitles for Family Law S03E02.en

What preceded:

Until I have something...
- She moves in with me.

If you split up, I'm
not going to take sides.

What are we doing? -No idea.

It's not fair to anyone.
-Daniel, right?

From the Psychology Congress.
-In May, yes.

Are you okay?

How can I thank you?
-Now you can treat me.

Nina wants to drink coffee with me.
Who's a fool now?

A moral inventory of your
weaknesses and shortcomings.

That fits on a post-it.
-Do you think?

Is it bad that I'm looking forward
to a week without children?

When Frank had
custody, I went crazy.

But now you have them every other week.
You can also look forward to that.

It's a crazy feeling.
Like you're two people.

I love both.

What the hell. -Bagpipes.

Devon is in a Scottish punk band.

We can also go to your apartment.
-It's not mine.

From Lucy. And she
still grieves for Maggie.

And a happy couple in the house...
-Isn't that handy then.

We can also grab
a hotel tomorrow.

At Holiday Inn I get a discount.
-I'm booking something at the Pan Pacific.

I'm at the door,
Quinn staring at me...

and I'm sure he's
going to knock me out.

Then he says: Martina told
me about you and pulls me in.

There I sit next to Quinn, by the rug
where I made out with his girlfriend...

and he comes up with a diving story.

He writes about food, right?

He has been trekking through
the Australian bush for four months.

And where was Martina?
-Beside him on the couch.

Why did you stay?
-I brought her favorite takeout.

Leaving had been suspicious.
I left as soon as possible.

Fortunately, it ended well.
You'll stay away from her now, won't you?

I got a message this morning.

When Quinn wakes up, she
goes to talk to him for a long time.

Is she leaving him?
- Very bad for him.

Quinn's okay.
But what we have is real.

Did you hear?
-I don't read tabloids.

I have been elected judge.

You? Serious?

I'm overjoyed for you. Well done.

I look forward to seeing you and
your colleagues in my courtroom.

The best was the luminescent
mushrooms in Shikoku Forest.

Nina, how was your trip?
-Awesome.

I have presents. Dad's coming soon.
-I love presents.

I used to puke from
the tension in December.

You already get it.

You once said you like spicy.

How considerate of you. Thank you.

It is the hottest
pepper in Indonesia.

Not in one go.

I also made an important
decision while traveling.

Because of the Dr. Doug
case, I'd like to go to law school.

Awesome.
-Can we have lunch this week?

Tomorrow at half past one?
-Everything okay, Cecil?

Where is my father?
He was definitely with Michelle.

His new girlfriend?
-Meet online before our trip.

Texting, calling every night...
They wanted to see each other.

So Michelle went to
Indonesia. So romantic.

Cecil told everything.

Don't you like her?
-She is amazing.

I haven't seen him this
happy in a long time.

You would have preferred to be together.
-I'm very sorry.

It's crazy seeing your
dad with someone else.

My father is dating my mother.
No fun either.

Yes, about the same.
Only our mothers are dead.

But hey, long-term relationships
rarely survive the harsh reality.

I give them a month.

Look, our Svensson family.
Everyone, this is Michelle.

Hi. -Sorry for the wait, Nina.

What has two thumbs and just
popped the big question? This boy.

And what has a ring finger
and said yes? This girl.

Say: "Ba-tiek." -Batik.

Got you.

Dad, how long have you
been planning to propose?

It was not me.
No, it was spontaneous.

It must seem like
we're going really fast.

But life is short.

You never know how long
you can be with your loved one.

You have to make the best of it.

That is amazing.

There he is, the
Grande Nacho himself.

Bryan, back from your travels already?

This is my beautiful
fiancée, Michelle.

You must be Harry,
Bryan's good friend.

Sorry, but some
of us have to work.

Abigail, Daniel, to my
office, please. Now.

Welcome back, Nina.

Can you help us with a
marriage contract this week?

Do you really need that?

You're happy with the settlement,
but $150,000 isn't too much.

No, not for me.

Michelle will soon
receive a hefty inheritance.

They need to know that
I want to marry for love.

How much money is it?
- Her uncle Lyle passed away.

He left her everything.

She thinks about 20 million.

In that case...
-I have time in ten minutes.

"Judge Chip Crombie"? Serious?

He will be sworn in tomorrow,
followed by a cocktail reception.

You know we have to flatter
and seduce the arrogant weasel.

No problem, I'll be there.
-That is not necessary.

We must make amends
for our sharper remarks.

I have plans.
She already has a dubious reputation.

She'll make it worse.

Harry, I'm making that
weasel a tame pet...

and give you his belt after the party.

Winston, send a bottle of
whiskey to Chip Crombie.

Nice place, Miss Bianchi.
-Thank you.

Okay, I can give you an idea
of the prenuptial agreement...

but I can only
advise one of you.

Michelle, talk to
your own lawyer.

This is really not necessary.

I don't want you to doubt
why I'm marrying you.

I could never doubt you.

You're the pop on my corn.
-The macaroni on my cheese.

You are the bubble in my bath.

Fifty percent of all
marriages end in divorce.

Yes, but that means...
- That fifty percent will pass.

Consider things like shared
control of your money.

Darling.

You're gonna be my man.

What's mine is yours,
till death do us part.

I'm not keeping Uncle
Lyle's ranch to myself.

If you use your
premarital property...

to buy a house
for you together...

should the paying
spouse be reimbursed?

Will you keep the house
and buy out Bryan?

Or will the house be sold
and you will share the profit?

Have you heard from Martina yet?
-No.

Why does it take so long?

Quinn is jet-lagged,
but it's almost noon.

Who are you texting?

A woman from my boxing class, Kelly.

Is Kelly a new girlfriend,
or a new girlfriend?

Honestly? Don't know.
I sent the signals.

She knows my ex
ran off with our baby.

Work on your flirtation.

It didn't help that Kelly
called her ex "Alex."

I want to meet her.
I'll see if she likes you.

Is your gaydar better than?
-Can't get any worse.

You are clearly out of shape.
-Fine. Come boxing.

It's Martina.
She wants to meet me now.

Good luck.

How was Quinn?

It is difficult. We were
so young when we met.

Ten years is a long time.

I don't know if I would
be a chef without him.

He pushed me to chase my dream.

He supported me during
my culinary training.

He moved here for me.

You didn't tell him about us.

I...

I have to try and
make it up to Quinn.

Is that necessary?
-I want that.

I like to see you.

I don't want to lose
our friendship, but now...

It's probably better if we...

Until I'm out with Quinn.

I'm sorry.

Shall I book the
hotel for Thursday?

Why? Let's just go.

Free snacks instead
of an expensive dinner.

We end up in the same
big bed, without bagpipes.

It's better if I go alone.

Was I that embarrassing last time?
-No of course not.

Harry is coming too.
-Don't you want me to meet your father?

I don't want anyone
to meet my father.

This is different.
These people are now my peers.

And I can't stand there?

Of course it is.

I have to talk to
everyone all night.

We make a new appointment.

You know what? Never mind.

We're just going.

We show our faces, I
slime at Chip Crombie...

and we disappear after an hour.

We end up in the same
big bed, without bagpipes.

Danny, I'm so sorry.

They're clearly in trouble or
she wouldn't have gone with you.

That's true.

Maybe they realize it's over.

What Martina and I have won't
go away because Quinn is back.

What?

Have you seen Bryan and Michelle?
They would come with her lawyer.

Mother.

Do you have to go to the dry cleaner for him?

I offered it.

Your father wasn't
as energetic as usual.

No no. Don't talk about him.

He'd never admit it, but the whole
thing with Chip really bothers him.

But if I go...
-What? No.

You're not coming tonight.
-Are you crazy?

I haven't seen those people in years.
I want to know what they look like now.

Even I know the
"martini-in-the-lap" story.

Come on, that was 40 years ago.

Yes, and it's still being talked about.
We can't afford that.

My scene was not on YouTube.

Because YouTube didn't exist.

Chip Crombie rules our affairs.

I know what's at stake.

I don't think you.

I'm not saying that.
-Real? What are you wearing tonight?

This.

Just sayin.

What?

You're there.

How was the clinic? -Good news.

Spicy food doesn't cause
hemorrhoids, but it irritates anal...

I'm sorry I had to leave
yesterday, but I had...

Put out a fire.

Shall we have coffee on Thursday?

Have you spoken to your father?
He and Michelle didn't come.

They don't need a prenuptial
agreement anymore.

They are married.

What? When? -Yesterday.

I knew nothing.
I only got this.

I'd get it if you're
craving a double vodka.

This was great.

I'm going to sign up for
a prep course right away.

My treat.

You really don't have to. -Yes.

You've already given me so much.
And...

because of you I forgot
that my father is married.

Sorry, it didn't work.

That's weird.
I have not exceeded my limit.

Want to try a different card?

Sure. Can I pay with a card?

- You really don't want me to...
- It must be a mistake.

This is also rejected.
-I know it has money on it.

My father and I
have a joint account.

Thank you.

The account is empty.

Do you know where your father is now?

First we miss our appointment...

and then I forget you're
having lunch with Bianchi.

Newlywed brains.
But everything is fine.

Michelle wanted to borrow some money.
-For what?

Back taxes on her
uncle Lyle's estate.

She will receive the money this week.

Then she pays
back the small loan.

How small? -Only 100,000.

Bryan, can we call Michelle?
-Naturally.

Call 'woman'.
-'Woman' is called.

This number has been disconnected or...

That's strange.
I only have one wife.

What do you know about Michelle?

Everything. We talk to each other non-stop.

Online. Only twelve weeks.

But there was an instant connection,
like we'd known each other forever.

When did the class
action come up?

I said in my profile that I would
be traveling for the next year.

She said, "Money changes your life."

And you said...

That I've felt the same
way since the settlement.

No. Michelle isn't like that.

She would do anything for you.

She surprised us in Indonesia.

We were not allowed to pay anything.
Not even the hotel.

Hostel, Dad.
She spent about $300.

She brought you in.

Why is the car
registered in my name?

Did she pay for it?

I paid the deposit, but
she pays everything.

OK, listen. You still have your house.

House prices are sky-high.
That's an apple for the thirst.

Dad?

It is like this...

We hated the
prenuptial agreement.

I wanted to assure Michelle
that our love was forever.

I suggested the same tattoos.

But she took me to a notary.

We had her name put on the deed.

That was so squeaky.
I don't have a mortgage.

She was immediately happy.

We got the confirmation
email this morning.

Just before she left.

She must have seen him
coming from miles away.

Scammers play on
emotions, not intelligence.

She made him feel like he
was the most interesting man.

That was the first clue.
-She sensed his loneliness.

She made him talk about his money.

She received a large inheritance,
but had not yet met the right one.

Bryan must have
denied it from the start.

He tells her about the settlement
and she is suddenly on the same island.

You are also in denial.

Your relationship with my
mother ends in a bloodbath.

Did you call Kadaster?

The title deed has been
transferred and registered.

We're asking for an
annulment tomorrow.

They've only been married a day.
Abigail?

We can't miss Chip's
swearing-in. Go change.

What's wrong with this?

I know you want to leave, but I want
you to find out everything about Michelle.

I can stay all night if necessary.
-Whoa, some pepper in your ass.

Too fast.

We have to go, boxing
class is about to start.

I'll meet you at the elevator.

Sorry, I can't come anyway.
-How so?

I would have a drink with someone.
-Oh my God.

Not Martina.

Quinn. -What?

He asked about good
breweries and if I...

And you said, "No, I
have to go with my sister."

He doesn't know anyone here
yet and Martina is working tonight.

A friendship with Martina's
friend can never go well.

Just one beer.

How's the house hunt going?

Nothing inspiring
yet, but I'm in no rush.

Your father's penthouse
is very comfortable.

Or are you just blind...

Joanne. You look great.

Thank you Veronica.
What a beautiful pendant.

Got it from Chip.
- Can't believe it, huh?

Your Chip in the bank.
You must be proud.

It's a nice confirmation after
all those years of hard work.

He couldn't have done it without you.
-I was talking about myself.

This must be your talented daughter.
Glad you're here.

It means a lot to Chip that
you and Harry are here.

Thanks for the invitation.

Excuse me, I see someone
who needs to be rescued.

I won't delay you any longer.

Is 'fire technology'
a recognized study?

I met Veronica Crombie. Very nice.
What does she see in Chip?

I've often wondered that too.

Would you like cranberry juice with sparkling water?
-Yes Nice. Thank you.

How old is he?
-In your thirties.

So thirty.

You wouldn't budge if it
were the other way around.

He seems nice. - He is.

And fun.
-Fine, something different.

Keep it up and I'll pour the
martini in your lap this time.

I saw crocodiles, but
on the stone I was safe.

But then the tide came.

The crocodiles came
above the first falls.

Then above the second.

I'm screwed on
the next big wave.

But I still had kangaroo
meat in my bag.

I threw that at them
and then I jumped.

You were about nine meters high.
-At least.

I climbed back into the boat...

right before that crocodile
almost bit my leg off.

You get another round
because you're still alive.

Must be hard being
away for months...

and then return to
a strange dwelling.

Martina and I have
been apart many times.

We're used to it.

The first week is always exhausting.

Jet lag? -Sex.

As if we want to make up
for four months in four days.

Shall I ask for the bill?
-No, one more round.

I want to know if the talk
shows wanted to book you.

"I assure you I'm not a pug."

I've seen that video
a hundred times.

How...
-Martina forwarded it.

It's hilarious.

Cheers.

Sorry guys.

Good.

You hit on everyone except Chip.

Go quickly.

There I go.

Chip, congratulations again.
-Hi, Harry.

I received your whisky.
-A small gesture.

I gave it away.

Now that I'm a judge, inappropriate
behavior is out of the question.

Are you insinuating...
-Jeez, didn't think of that at all.

Then we invite you
and Veronica to dinner.

It's nice of you to give the bottle away.

How do you become more handsome?

Whatever you do, tell my wife.

But I have to ask.
What are you doing with that old man?

You were busy.

Great party.

I'll call Veronica about dinner.

I look forward.

You were great. -As always.

As always.

Burritos from TacoFino.

Salsa separately.

You're great, Winston.

Need help with Nina's step monster?
-I will not say no to that.

Can I say something?

Nina clearly likes you.
-Is not it?

As a friend.

If she wanted more, wouldn't
she have tried harder?

She said yes for coffee.
-Five days in advance.

She invited Abby to lunch.

Yes, a business lunch.
-Correct.

I have to be nice to the host
and then we can get out of here.

I'll take your coat.
-Okay. Thank you.

What a cutie.
Met in the toy store?

I just wanted to say how happy I am.

Honey, if you want
to be taken seriously...

don't you bring your
boytoy to make daddy angry.

What did you say again?

Nice to see another older,
mediocre white man...

moves up through
favoritism rather than merit.

Bye.
-Chip, come see who's here.

Miss Bianchi?
-Winston, what are you doing here?

Cecil sent me.

A blog warns men
about Michelle Fischer.

Bryan was not alone.
-Find her other victims.

I'll see you at the
office in half an hour.

Bryan, sorry for doing this to you...

but you need to hear
what they have to say.

I knew her as "Mimi Fuller."

We met online.

She said she also
loved salsa dancing.

Our first date was at
a Cuban restaurant.

She made me feel like
the only man in the room.

How 'Maya' listened to me.

Like we had a spiritual bond.
She was vegan...

practiced yoga and qigong.

We wanted to buy a piece of land...

and open a clinic with
my mother's money.

Yes, she had great stories.
A huge inheritance from her aunt.

But there was one problem.
She still had tax debts.

She had to borrow
money to pay it off.

Will you stand.

Before we begin, I'd like to
congratulate you, Your Honor.

Get to the point, Mr. Svensson.
We are busy.

Absolute.

I've come to apply
for an annulment...

of Mr Bryan Beasley's marriage
to Miss Michelle Fischer.

'Michelle Fischer'
has multiple aliases...

to scam its victims.

She lied to my client.

Mr Beasley had no idea
who he was marrying.

We ask that you annul this
marriage on the basis of fraud.

Thank you.

Mr Svensson, I was hoping
for a convincing argument...

but yours was, how
to say, mediocre.

Your Honor...
- Request denied.

She said she loved bowling
and Steve Martin movies.

But that was a lie.

I could use a good conversation.

Absolute.

I pay for this session.
-Come in, Bryan.

Aren't you staying?

When Paula died...

I thought that part
of my life was over.

But one day my
little girl will grow up.

I thought maybe I
could find someone.

I found it very difficult.

That made me miss Paula even more.

I wanted to give up,
but there she was.

She was smart, beautiful and funny.

I always had to laugh at her.

She also laughed at my jokes.

I really thought I...

I should have known.

I'm sure you really
made her laugh.

Yes, because I'm a joke. -No.

Because people like
to be with you, Bryan.

Your positive attitude.

You are so generous.

You know what really sucks?

That I will never be able
to trust anyone again.

Opening yourself up to
love after you've been hurt...

is difficult. It needs time.

But now focus on
what you can do.

Forgive yourself. It will be better.

But now...

you have to watch it every day.

It should have been easy,
but it felt like a punishment.

He emphasized
the word "mediocre."

What happened at Chip's party?
-Nothing.

My better half saved me.

Maybe you're just a bad lawyer.

There's nothing we can do for Bryan.

We can file for divorce
and freeze all assets.

Only in a year. She can do a
lot more damage in that time.

This is fraud.

We have to help Bryan.

Talk to a criminal lawyer.

Ben Cohen is the best in town.
-Okay thanks.

Abigail?

I don't know what you said to
Chip, but it must have been bad.

Don't deny it.

The face you pull to
not seem guilty? That.

You've been doing that since you were two.

Ben Cohen? -Yes.

Abigail Bianchi from
Svensson and Svensson.

We have an appointment.
-Correct.

We have to postpone that.
I have an emergency session.

You could also have called.

Listen to your voicemail.
My assistant must have called.

If I hadn't googled your picture I
would have waited like a moron.

Don't talk about yourself like that.
You must be quite intelligent.

It's urgent. You would make time.
Otherwise I would have called someone else.

You get to court. -Awesome.

If you can keep up with me.

You don't have a case.

But this woman
has several aliases.

She uses the
inheritance to scam men.

There is a criminal pattern.
Your client is criminally gullible.

Can you walk a little slower?

You walk a little faster.

I know, it's not fair.

She has to pay everything
back and go to jail.

That's never going to happen.

We have seven victims.
-Does not matter.

If you find her,
find a prosecutor.

Judges don't take
romance seriously.

You may be cynical and weak...

but I'm not letting
her get away with this.

I have two tips:

One, tell your
client to accept it.

Two, buy some lower shoes.

So she can lie, steal
and scam nice men...

and nobody can do anything?

This is, sorry, nonsense.

We've got the title
deed to your house back.

But unfortunately she
spent so much money...

My father used to say, "A fool
and his money are soon parted."

I wish it wasn't your money too.

Does Dr. Svensson have time for me?

Shall I walk with you? -Yes.

One of Michelle's
aliases is "Mimi Fuller."

She's wanted in Oregon.

Maybe we can arrest her there.

If the pattern is correct, she's
looking for her next victim.

She deleted her profile.
-Here she is.

She's on a new dating site.
Symmetry.

We need to create a profile.
-As a lure.

Do we have a picture of
someone she doesn't know?

She knows everyone here.

Not everyone.

That will be a makeover.

Maybe a suit that fits
and a different haircut?

Good idea.
-Wait, are we talking about me?

It's just a photo.

Can I have different outfits?

A formal court look and
something for the weekend?

One decent suit.

Bring him back as soon as possible.

How was your date with Quinn?
-What stories.

He had engine trouble in the outback...

You are in love with
Martina's boyfriend.

Yes. I can see why she chose him.
He's much cooler.

So you're okay with that?

Now you leave them alone, don't you?
-Yes.

But I'm going for a walk
with them on Saturday.

I know.
You don't have to say it.

Thank you. -Thank you.

What about you and Kelly?

We went for a walk after boxing.

Sounds promising.

I think she likes women,
but not necessarily me.

Don't know.

When is your next lesson?

I'm really not letting
you down this time.

"I'm looking for the right one
to share the rest of my life with."

You look good, Cecile.
-Thank you.

Can I be an astronaut?

We say that your investments
in Bitcoin turned out well.

Now he wants to invest
in love for the long term.

He must have hobbies.
-I drive Formula 1 cars.

Michelle focuses on...

'Model Trains and Cinnamon Buns'.
-Irresistible.

He also needs a new name.

Can I be 'Ace'?

She's crazy if she tries again.

She must already be
in the Cayman Islands.

She just left and she's obsessive.

She stepped in.
-Oh my God. This really happens.

She wants to meet
tomorrow, but I can't.

Of course it is.
-You said it was just a picture.

You knew this.
-I'm not her type.

Her type is "lonely with money."
-Not really. Absolutely not.

Lloyd. -Monica.

I'm sorry.

It really is you.

No disappointment, I hope?
-Not at all.

You're just so...

different than I imagined.

In a good way, of course.

You can do it, Cecil.
Keep her talking.

That's a nice tie.

More expensive than my
old suit and shoes combined.

I mean...

Before I made so much
money with cryptocurrency.

I was broke. Now I'm just...

What am I supposed to do with all that money?

What's good here?

No idea.
You suggested this restaurant.

Correct.

So...

Model trains.

Where can you find good railway tracks?

Where are the police?
- Come on, you're losing her.

It was nice meeting you.

She runs off.
-I don't feel the spark.

Come on. Give love a chance.

I could have known.
-Give me Bryan's car keys.

It was a gift.
-It's in his name.

And I am the primary driver.

Out of the way.

Did you want to hurt my father?
-Grow up, father's boy.

Don't touch me.

Mimi Fuller, we're
arresting you on a warrant.

Well done.

But when you knocked her down like that?

That was so tough. -Thank you.

We are a great team.

That's what I wanted to say too. So...

I wondered...

Can I use that photo
for my dating profile?

I'll leave it. -Naturally.

Lloyd.

But you will change the text, right?

You have not invested
wisely in cryptocurrency.

Not yet.

We've got her, Dad.

I am so grateful to you.

Very impressive that you don't
put Nina in front of the block.

You wanted so
badly to ask her out.

After those stories about Michelle...

They so wanted her to love them.

And suddenly I thought:
what if I also have blinders on?

What if Nina doesn't like
me as much as I'd like?

By the way, three women
have already pinged me.

Three besides Michelle?
-A ping is a ping.

Are you leaving? -Yes.

I have to arrange something quickly
and then Aidan and I go to our hotel.

How's the moral inventory?

Good.

Everything is brewing.

You haven't started yet.
-You can't rush this.

Maybe this will inspire you.

You didn't have to. -Really.

Not as hot as before, huh?

Well done.

There are the punches.

You are so cute.

Time, guys. To switch.

And, am I imagining it or not?
-Oh, it's real.

Real? -Yes.

Okay. Come on.

If it isn't Jimmy Choo.

The statements of
Michelle Fischer's victims.

The seven we spoke to.
-I told you I can't do anything.

She's under arrest for
an outstanding warrant.

She is in custody and awaits
extradition to the US for other charges.

The first family lawyer
to catch a fugitive.

So I hoped...

that you and your
American colleagues...

justice for all its victims.

That's the least I can do.

Can I take you out to dinner?

Tell me how you found
her, let alone arrested her.

Thanks, but I have
a date with my friend.

He's a firefighter and
not just anything else.

You could have just said no.

I have to go. -Bye.

Translation: Marleen
Kerssens-Gimpel Iyuno