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Previously on Boston Legal…
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I believe Rachel's using again.
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What proof do you have?
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She asked to borrow $40.
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Crystal meth users live
their lives in $40-increments.
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I want you to find out
if my daughter is using drugs again.
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What time do you get off work?
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She's sweet, beautiful,
nothing rattles her.
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Even when she lost her ATM card.
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What are you talking about?
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Rachel lost her ATM card,
so I loaned her 40 bucks.
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You have a child. A child!
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You bastard.
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I'm helping Melissa,
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who seems to have fallen
into a black hole of debt.
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Very black.
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Melissa Hughes?
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Uh, why?
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Are you Melissa Hughes?
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Alan!
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These people are looking
for a Melissa Hughes.
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They have guns.
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What's going on?
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Can we see some identification, please?
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Do I have to do that?
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Don't I have the right
to not incriminate myself?
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Why don't we start with
you identifying yourselves?
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Special agent Joseph Reynolds
with the US treasury department.
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This is special agent Thomas Leahy,
also with the treasury department.
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Are you Melissa Hughes?
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All right.
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Please put your hands
behind your back, Ms Hughes.
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What?
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I asked before. I'll do so again.
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What is going on?
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This woman is under arrest
for evasion of federal income taxes.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.
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You have the right to speak
with an attorney.
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I'm her attorney.
We'll waive Miranda.
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There's no need to take her
into custody.
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I'll surrender her myself
at her arraignment.
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I'm sorry, sir.
Let's go, ma'am.
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Hold up. Did you just
call me “ma'am”?
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No talking, Melissa, and don't be
making any statements.
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I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Alan!
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I dreamt I had a 3-way with Denny…
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and Denny.
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Good Lord!
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I wouldn't even want to dream
that you just told me that.
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This must be the way
my subconscious is telling me
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I need to get back out there
and start dating again.
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Oh, well… then allow me to take
advantage of your situation.
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My nephew Michael just
moved here from New York.
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He is an investment banker
with Price Stearns,
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and he needs someone
to show him around.
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Shirley, you're my boss.
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And you're coming up
for partner soon,
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so it's one of those
lose-lose situations.
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Fine. Give me his number.
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Good morning, Shirley. Denise.
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Hi, Denny.
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You dreamt we had sex together.
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How did you know?
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You mean I'm right?
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I ask everybody that. You're
the first person who ever said yes.
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Uh, Shirley, could we talk for a second?
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It's rather important.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dinner?
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Rachel is using again.
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I found a crystal meth kit
in her bathroom.
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I'm so sorry.
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I've decided to do an intervention.
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I see no other alternative
but to get her into a facility.
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And Fiona?
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I'll assume custody
until Rachel is well.
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Legally, social services…
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I cannot allow for that.
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Are you looking for my counsel here, Paul,
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or simply informing me?
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I guess a little of both.
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There's a private investigation company
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that specializes in these matters.
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I've already contacted them.
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You sure this is what you want to do?
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There's a child involved.
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What choice do I have,
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other than going to the police?
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I'm not sure I can get you out of this.
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Can't you just make one of those
really, really long speeches
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like you did with my credit card thingy?
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This is a little bit more serious than
not paying your credit card bills.
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Oh, come on.
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I can't be the first person
to forget to pay her taxes.
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You sent the form back
with a note saying “stick it”.
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I was extremely close to my grandfather.
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I'm sure you feel
you've just explained things.
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He served in World War Ⅱ.
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He was such a proud American,
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and I just started thinking
how embarrassed
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he would be by
what's happening today.
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What's happening?
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Us torturing people,
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um, the spying on our own people
squashing everybody's civil liberties.
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My grandfather would weep.
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It makes me weep.
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Melissa, you need
to change the channel.
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The awful things you speak of never happen
on the fair and balanced newscast.
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41625. The United states vs Melissa Hughes.
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Violation of internal revenue code 76…
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Alan Shore for Ms Hughes, your honor.
I believe we can waive reading.
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And in fact, since the total amount
is around $400,
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I would submit that
my client simply pay it
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together with late penalties,
and we can dispose of this whole…
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The government's not interested
in a deal, your honor.
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The defendant didn't just fail
to pay her taxes.
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She wrote “stick it” on a post-it
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and attached it to her returns.
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Your honor, it's quite simple.
When my client filed her taxes,
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she inadvertently mailed the post-it note
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she had written to herself as a reminder
to stick the check in the mail.
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What is this jibber-jabber?
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I don't like jibber-jabber
in my courtroom.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Your client stands accused
of a federal crime.
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Do you want a trial, Mr Shore?
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Immediately.
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Mr Shapiro?
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The government stands ready.
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10:00 AM tomorrow.
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And I would ask counsel to check
his sense of humor at the door.
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My courtroom is a temple of decorum,
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and I do not tolerate jibber-jabber.
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10 o'clock.
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It's almost 3 now, so I'd like
to wait until tomorrow.
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I want to do this
while Fiona is at school.
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How do you know the school
will release Fiona to you?
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Rachel authorized me last week
when I picked her up.
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Do not expect my daughter
to just go along for the ride.
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She will resist you
with everything she's got.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, sir.
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Brad, should the police
come asking questions,
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I would count on your support
on the justification issue.
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Paul, I'll do what I can, but
I can't really support justification.
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, what can I tell the police,
that I saw her not taking drugs,
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that she took me
to a narcotics anonymous meeting?
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I'm counting on your support,
and I will get it.
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I did not see a person on drugs.
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I'm sorry.
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Yes?
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Michael Reisz is here.
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Um, send him back.
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Hi, Michael. Well, it's, um,
it's nice to meet you.
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Shirley's told me
so much about you.
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Yow. Giggity-giggity.
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Beg pardon?
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Shirley, when you told me
your nephew was “sweet,”
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somehow, in his mind,
that was synonymous with “horny”.
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Oh, lovely.
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Okay, call me back.
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Evening, officer.
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Good evening.
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License and registration, please.
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I missed it.
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When did they make a left turn on red
legal in Massachusetts?
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Did I do that?
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You know, it's been
a really stressful day.
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Um, I'm an attorney
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
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Why are you telling me that?
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You think that's gonna
influence me or something?
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That doesn't seem right.
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I, I didn't…
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I'm sorry.
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No. I made a mistake.
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Officer, why don't you just give me
a ticket and we'll call it a night?
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Now that was the right thing to say.
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I'm gonna let you off
with a warning this time.
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Really? Oh, thank you so much.
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This, this is the first good thing
to happen to me all day.
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Same here.
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We've stipulated as
to your noncompliance.
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The only testimony to be taken
would be yours.
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Okay.
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I'll take one last shot at settling it.
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Actually, I've decided I want
to continue with the trial.
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Sorry?
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I think it's what my grandfather
would want.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Please stop talking
about your grandfather.
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But…
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Melissa, the prosecution is looking
to make a point.
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You could go to jail for a long time.
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Are you listening to me?
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Yeah.
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You get to go and fight battles
for things you believe in every day,
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and it is so… admirable.
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I've never really stood up
for anything.
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I know it sounds all stars and stripy,
but my grandfather…
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I'm sorry, but he did.
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He talked about the America
he fought for.
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Now I want to fight for it.
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Okay, first of all, and I think
your grandpa would agree with me,
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there's nothing more American
than paying your taxes.
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I want to have my day in court.
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At the risk of having your day in prison?
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You want to bone me up?
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I beg your pardon?
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For my testimony.
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Shouldn't you prep me?
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You seem prepped.
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You okay?
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My head hurts.
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Let's get to court.
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Denise…
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I'm, I'm sorry. And for the record,
he's not horny around me.
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It's okay. I met someone else,
and the night took a whole other twist.
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He's a police officer
and a real gentleman.
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You slept with him.
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I did not.
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You did, too.
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I did not.
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Denise.
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Maybe a little.
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You slut.
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I have a really good feeling
about this one.
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Well, then you can send your
thank-you notes to me and Michael.
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This is Denise.
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Hi, it's me.
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Hey, you. It's him. A next-day caller.
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What's up?
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Listen, uh,
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I was wondering if you could meet me
down at the police station.
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Um, sure. I get off
for lunch around noon.
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I don't, I don't know
if I can make lunch.
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Why not?
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I have been arrested.
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What? What for?
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Impersonating a police officer.
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I've always believed the United States
was not only the strongest country,
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but also the most moral one.
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And so naturally, that's what
prompted you to tell them to stick it?
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I just felt so…
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embarrassed.
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Embarrassed over…
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Well, I guess, first, the whole
weapons of mass destruction thing.
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Now maybe we lied,
maybe we made a mistake,
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but either way, as, as goofs go,
to start a war? Hello.
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It embarrassed you?
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Didn't it you?
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Objection.
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Ms Hughes, please do not address the jury.
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Okay.
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It seems as though
you oppose the war.
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00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,532
Actually, I don't.
259
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,187
If the government had said,
260
00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:31,068
“We need to do anything
to get rid of Saddam,”
261
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,243
I would've said, “let's roll”.
262
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,281
And if we had apologized
after making such
263
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,741
a humongous gaffe
with the whole weapons thingy,
264
00:13:37,741 --> 00:13:39,284
I'm sure I could've accepted that, too.
265
00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:42,692
But instead, we were so arrogant.
It was…
266
00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:44,339
embarrassing.
267
00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:46,401
Yes. Anything else?
268
00:13:46,436 --> 00:13:46,818
Torture.
269
00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:49,158
Our military tortured prisoners.
270
00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:51,639
Aren't we supposed to be the country
that stands for human rights?
271
00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:53,503
I mean, doesn't it just
make you want to hide?
272
00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:54,650
Ms Hughes…
273
00:13:54,685 --> 00:13:55,797
And spying.
274
00:13:55,798 --> 00:13:58,515
Okay, we spy on our own citizens now?
275
00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:01,280
All this to fight terrorists
because they're a threat
276
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,526
to freedom as we know it? I mean…
277
00:14:03,561 --> 00:14:06,029
Talk about burning down
the barn to kill the rats.
278
00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:08,736
Am I the only one embarrassed by this?
279
00:14:08,771 --> 00:14:11,379
What about the military, Ms Hughes?
280
00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:13,952
Have our soldiers embarrassed you?
281
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:17,527
I have always been as proud
of our troops as I am grateful.
282
00:14:17,535 --> 00:14:21,014
Now I believe you said that
you're actually for the war.
283
00:14:21,049 --> 00:14:22,258
I guess you'd be for winning it.
284
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:23,129
Of course.
285
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,142
What chance do you think
we'd have of victory
286
00:14:25,142 --> 00:14:27,602
if people started not paying their taxes?
287
00:14:28,574 --> 00:14:29,767
Not good.
288
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:32,801
But I guess if you're ashamed enough
to be an American, it's okay…
289
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:36,398
She never said she was “ashamed to be”.
She said she was “embarrassed as”,
290
00:14:36,398 --> 00:14:39,961
a distinction often missed by those
who confuse dissent for disloyalty.
291
00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:41,805
Mr Shore, sit down.
292
00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:43,939
I am sitting.
293
00:14:44,908 --> 00:14:46,073
Okay, you got me.
294
00:14:46,108 --> 00:14:49,888
But I was about to sit after objecting
to the D.A.'s jibber-jabber.
295
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:50,861
There he goes again.
296
00:14:50,861 --> 00:14:51,766
There I go again.
297
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,966
Stop with the jibber-jabber.
298
00:14:55,001 --> 00:15:00,116
The issue here is, did she pay
her taxes? She didn't.
299
00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:02,204
You be quiet, Mr Shore.
300
00:15:02,239 --> 00:15:06,998
And, Mr Shapiro, sit down
while you're ahead.
301
00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:11,665
We will have closing arguments,
and then the jury will rule,
302
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:15,313
and then I will give my sentence.
303
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,464
Small point, judge.
304
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:19,533
You probably shouldn't indicate
to the jury you expect a sentencing.
305
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,130
I could be wrong.
306
00:15:21,165 --> 00:15:22,728
Enough jibber-jabber!
307
00:15:41,596 --> 00:15:43,455
May I come in?
308
00:15:55,628 --> 00:15:59,564
I feel horrible about how
it ended the other day.
309
00:15:59,599 --> 00:16:02,654
Well, gee.
310
00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:05,041
It's just…
311
00:16:05,076 --> 00:16:07,986
if you're using crystal meth…
312
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:10,360
Rachel, what I know about you,
313
00:16:10,395 --> 00:16:12,664
or, I should say, suspect…
314
00:16:12,699 --> 00:16:16,028
is that you really don't want
to eliminate drugs from your life.
315
00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:17,897
You want to be able
to manage them.
316
00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,802
Nice talking to you, dad.
317
00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:23,331
I would like you
to check yourself into rehab.
318
00:16:23,342 --> 00:16:26,043
Fine. I'll think about it.
Thanks for…
319
00:16:26,078 --> 00:16:27,979
You have a daughter.
320
00:16:30,151 --> 00:16:36,542
You know, sometimes being there
is more important than being sober.
321
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:57,803
What the hell is this?
322
00:16:57,838 --> 00:17:00,191
You're going to rehab, Rachel.
323
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,865
Are you out of your mind?
324
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,018
Ms Lewiston, we're doing this easy,
325
00:17:04,053 --> 00:17:05,563
or we're doing this hard.
326
00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:07,108
Well, let's do it easy, then.
327
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:08,475
Screw you.
328
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:09,858
And screw you. What…
329
00:17:09,893 --> 00:17:10,169
Ma'am, ma'am!
330
00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:11,759
Get your hands off of me!
331
00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:13,329
Get your… what are you doing?
332
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:15,610
This is my house!
333
00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,927
What is this, dad?
Daddy, make them stop!
334
00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:19,426
Rachel, I'm only…
335
00:17:19,461 --> 00:17:21,636
Daddy, make them
take their hands off me!
336
00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:24,150
Get off of me!
337
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:28,000
Get off of me!
338
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:30,957
Let go! Let go of me!
339
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,592
So…
340
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,848
Have you been doing this
for a long time?
341
00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,838
Just a few years.
342
00:17:55,873 --> 00:17:57,894
It's just… you drive around,
343
00:17:57,929 --> 00:18:01,630
and you see people behaving
so irresponsibly, so rudely.
344
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:04,146
You know, speeding
and cutting people off,
345
00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:07,905
uh, running red lights,
like there are no rules.
346
00:18:08,926 --> 00:18:13,211
One, one time, I just pulled a guy over
and straightened him out.
347
00:18:13,246 --> 00:18:15,457
All I do is warn people.
348
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:20,644
I just want to help keep the public
safe and, and law-abiding.
349
00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:25,166
So you're like, uh,
hall monitor for the world?
350
00:18:25,201 --> 00:18:30,559
But that has nothing to do
with what happened between us.
351
00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:32,413
That was real.
352
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:35,240
You're a special person, Denise.
353
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:40,061
Most women would be put off
with the idea of dating a policeman.
354
00:18:40,096 --> 00:18:43,939
You're not a policeman.
355
00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:48,538
I will be your attorney, but that's all.
356
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,731
That, that's all.
357
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:58,506
I'll see you in court.
358
00:19:20,956 --> 00:19:23,240
Whatever feelings
you have for me now,
359
00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:24,165
you have to know…
360
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:25,477
Where's Fiona?
361
00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:28,403
She's with me.
She's doing well.
362
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:30,245
I want to see her.
363
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,053
I'll bring her.
364
00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:39,795
This person, this Brad Chase,
is he a PI? Does he work for you?
365
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,766
He's a lawyer who works for me.
366
00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:45,787
Well, he's a lawyer in need
of a lawyer. I'm suing him.
367
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:46,733
On what grounds?
368
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:50,073
Invasion of privacy,
infliction of emotional distress.
369
00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:52,592
My attorney made a whole list.
370
00:19:52,976 --> 00:19:55,503
You have a lawyer.
371
00:19:55,538 --> 00:19:59,050
Have you moved
for a temporary restraining order?
372
00:19:59,085 --> 00:19:59,918
No.
373
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:09,584
She's allergic to soy,
and wheat if she has too much.
374
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,599
Make sure to minimize sugar, no soft drinks.
375
00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:14,588
Stay away from the processed foods.
I like to keep it organic.
376
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,111
There's a list of her favorite foods,
377
00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:17,565
her school, her friends for play dates,
378
00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:20,048
her pediatrician, there's numbers for each.
379
00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:22,808
She functions best on routine, so stick to it.
380
00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:27,923
You tell her…
381
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:31,094
I'm in the hospital, you don't tell why,
382
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,112
and bring her here.
383
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:36,551
Good-bye, dad.
384
00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:02,713
Melissa, you could very well go to prison.
385
00:21:04,247 --> 00:21:05,600
Yeah.
386
00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:08,688
You'll visit me, right?
387
00:21:11,494 --> 00:21:15,889
You gonna make one of those
really long speeches? They're so hot.
388
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:19,639
I can stand up and argue
just about any case,
389
00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:23,298
but the long shots, of which
this is one, are different.
390
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:27,490
Those I need to somehow believe in.
391
00:21:27,525 --> 00:21:32,087
And unfortunately, what I believe here…
392
00:21:32,909 --> 00:21:36,592
is that you broke the law.
393
00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:42,158
Well, then I guess between now
and the time you jump up,
394
00:21:42,193 --> 00:21:45,955
you're gonna have to find
something to believe in.
395
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,263
Why, Alan?
396
00:21:56,298 --> 00:21:59,251
That's all I'm gonna ask. Why?
397
00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:02,428
Some people see things
as they are and ask “why?”
398
00:22:02,463 --> 00:22:07,289
Others see things as they never were
and claim mad cow.
399
00:22:07,832 --> 00:22:10,551
Do you have any idea
what would happen
400
00:22:10,586 --> 00:22:12,710
if all the little people
stopped paying their taxes?
401
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,800
The rich people would have
to start paying theirs.
402
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,616
Exactly.
403
00:22:16,651 --> 00:22:20,785
This is personal.
You're jeopardizing my loopholes.
404
00:22:23,705 --> 00:22:27,187
What's this all about?
Talk to me.
405
00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:31,189
It's about civil disobedience,
Denny. It's about anarchy.
406
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,402
It's about…
407
00:22:37,129 --> 00:22:39,082
The girl.
408
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:43,635
I have a completely
inexplicable, unwarranted,
409
00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:48,499
small but embarrassing crush on the girl.
410
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,873
That girl?
411
00:22:50,908 --> 00:22:53,212
She's…
412
00:22:53,213 --> 00:22:55,520
fruity chewing gum,
413
00:22:55,555 --> 00:23:00,049
shopping malls
and sexy sweatpants and…
414
00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:02,730
whereas, I'm…
415
00:23:02,765 --> 00:23:04,572
not.
416
00:23:04,607 --> 00:23:06,502
I have no intention
of acting on it,
417
00:23:06,502 --> 00:23:09,640
nor do I regard it as anything more
than a moment's passing fancy.
418
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,076
But as moments go…
419
00:23:14,021 --> 00:23:17,073
My head hurts.
420
00:23:20,695 --> 00:23:23,993
Evidently, she is not challenging
the commitment. I don't know why.
421
00:23:23,993 --> 00:23:25,241
Maybe she can't afford a lawyer.
422
00:23:25,241 --> 00:23:29,038
Oh, she's got a lawyer.
She's suing you.
423
00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:29,134
Me?
424
00:23:29,134 --> 00:23:32,958
I don't really think
she has cause of action or…
425
00:23:32,993 --> 00:23:35,656
Paul, what is she suing me for?
426
00:23:35,691 --> 00:23:39,643
Brad, I apologize for putting you
in the middle of all this.
427
00:23:39,678 --> 00:23:42,838
But, well, as, uh, this plays out,
428
00:23:42,873 --> 00:23:47,536
I would appreciate you protecting
my relationship with her if you can.
429
00:23:47,571 --> 00:23:50,735
What about my relationship with her?
430
00:23:51,204 --> 00:23:53,106
Do you have one?
431
00:23:53,729 --> 00:23:55,507
Well, not really.
432
00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:58,651
I just don't like being
the bad guy here.
433
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,202
Well…
434
00:24:01,237 --> 00:24:06,494
let's just try to repair this,
for everybody's sake.
435
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:09,035
Especially hers.
436
00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:24,193
I heard a rumor I was being sued.
437
00:24:26,511 --> 00:24:30,157
Your father asked me to find out
if his daughter was using drugs.
438
00:24:30,157 --> 00:24:31,706
I didn't betray anyone's trust
439
00:24:31,706 --> 00:24:34,633
because at the time
that I accepted his request,
440
00:24:34,668 --> 00:24:36,408
I didn't know you.
441
00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:39,324
Now as for the person
I came to know…
442
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,205
A person whose trust you cultivated.
443
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,135
I didn't betray her.
444
00:24:44,573 --> 00:24:46,803
I told your father
that I did not see you using,
445
00:24:46,803 --> 00:24:48,408
I did not see an unfit parent,
446
00:24:48,408 --> 00:24:49,904
and I did not support his intervention.
447
00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:52,886
What a guy. I'm still suing.
448
00:24:52,921 --> 00:24:54,799
No, you're not.
449
00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:58,896
Because any action filed would put
the department of social services on notice,
450
00:24:58,896 --> 00:25:01,955
and right now, everything is private,
which is how you want it.
451
00:25:01,955 --> 00:25:05,140
That's why you're not moving for a TRO.
452
00:25:05,175 --> 00:25:07,888
You're not suing anybody.
453
00:25:09,256 --> 00:25:12,995
I'm not moving for a restraining order
because I belong here.
454
00:25:13,030 --> 00:25:14,398
I'm a drug addict.
455
00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:19,424
I'm staying here because I want to get well
so I can get my daughter back.
456
00:25:20,776 --> 00:25:22,948
You can go now.
457
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,739
Look, I'm sorry that everything…
458
00:25:27,774 --> 00:25:29,747
That makes it all better.
459
00:25:32,535 --> 00:25:36,856
What wasn't a lie was
how much I enjoyed meeting you.
460
00:25:36,891 --> 00:25:41,962
I think… Well, as far as drug addicts go,
you're a really nice person.
461
00:25:42,987 --> 00:25:45,292
Well, that is so sweet.
462
00:25:45,327 --> 00:25:47,598
Can I have 40 bucks?
463
00:25:48,412 --> 00:25:49,720
Drug addict humor.
464
00:25:49,755 --> 00:25:51,359
Very good.
465
00:25:51,394 --> 00:25:54,142
Tell my father to bring Fiona.
466
00:26:03,308 --> 00:26:07,325
Docket number 4175,
commonwealth vs Scott Warner.
467
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,460
One count, impersonating a police officer.
468
00:26:10,495 --> 00:26:13,830
You've heard the charges before you.
How do you plead?
469
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,430
Your honor, not…
470
00:26:15,465 --> 00:26:16,606
Guilty.
471
00:26:17,173 --> 00:26:21,127
Your honor, that's, uh,
not not guilty. That's guilty.
472
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:21,982
What is going on?
473
00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:25,582
Your honor, if I may have a moment
to confer with my client.
474
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:26,473
What are you…
475
00:26:26,473 --> 00:26:27,946
Denise, I have to do this.
476
00:26:27,946 --> 00:26:30,562
Sir. I believe in rules.
477
00:26:30,597 --> 00:26:31,179
Scott…
478
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:34,499
And as much as I hate to admit it,
I broke the rules.
479
00:26:34,534 --> 00:26:37,819
Mr Warner, do you realize
that by pleading guilty
480
00:26:37,854 --> 00:26:39,620
you waive your constitutional rights
481
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:44,150
and I may impose upon you any sentence,
up to and including the maximum?
482
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:46,345
I understand completely, your honor.
483
00:26:47,076 --> 00:26:48,287
Fine.
484
00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:51,497
The defendant is remanded
until sentencing.
485
00:26:53,266 --> 00:26:57,739
Well, I guess I'll see you
in a few hours at the hearing.
486
00:26:57,774 --> 00:27:02,212
It's a few hours too many
as far as this fella goes.
487
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:06,612
I'm such a loser.
488
00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:13,176
Clearly, she committed a crime.
489
00:27:13,596 --> 00:27:15,731
She didn't pay her taxes.
490
00:27:16,056 --> 00:27:20,540
The only question is,
will you hold her accountable?
491
00:27:20,575 --> 00:27:25,758
Now, no doubt Mr Shore will try to paint her
as some kind of activist hero.
492
00:27:26,764 --> 00:27:30,636
But she is no hero, folks.
493
00:27:31,488 --> 00:27:36,677
At a time when freedom has never been
more precarious in this country,
494
00:27:36,712 --> 00:27:41,126
for her to refuse her civic and legal duty
to pay her taxes
495
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:44,026
while we have soldiers dying over there,
496
00:27:44,061 --> 00:27:47,463
this woman's deliberate action
is as unpatriotic,
497
00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:52,652
as un-American, as it is illegal.
498
00:27:53,685 --> 00:27:57,117
This is the cut-and-run behavior
of a coward.
499
00:27:57,557 --> 00:28:02,778
Don't you dare declare her a hero.
500
00:28:23,586 --> 00:28:29,256
When the weapons of mass destruction thing
turned out not to be true,
501
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:34,188
I expected the American people to rise up.
502
00:28:35,194 --> 00:28:37,125
Well, they didn't.
503
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,437
Then, when the Abu-Ghraib
torture thing surfaced
504
00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:44,056
and it was revealed that our government
participated in rendition,
505
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,036
a practice where we kidnap people
506
00:28:46,049 --> 00:28:49,721
and turn them over to regimes
who specialize in torture,
507
00:28:49,756 --> 00:28:53,394
I was sure then, the American people
would be heard from.
508
00:28:53,429 --> 00:28:54,749
We stood mute.
509
00:28:54,784 --> 00:28:59,958
Then came the news that we jailed
thousands of so-called terrorist suspects,
510
00:28:59,993 --> 00:29:04,008
locked them up without the right to a trial
or even the right to confront their accusers.
511
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:07,183
Certainly, we would never
stand for that. We did.
512
00:29:07,218 --> 00:29:13,033
And now it's been discovered
the executive branch has been conducting
513
00:29:13,068 --> 00:29:18,849
massive illegal domestic surveillance
on its own citizens, you and me.
514
00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,975
And I at least consoled myself
that finally, finally,
515
00:29:21,975 --> 00:29:25,300
the American people will have had enough.
516
00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:27,287
Evidently, we haven't.
517
00:29:27,322 --> 00:29:31,425
In fact, if the people of this country
have spoken, the message is,
518
00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:33,541
“We're okay with it all”.
519
00:29:33,576 --> 00:29:39,245
Torture, warrantless search
and seizures, illegal wire tappings,
520
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,662
prison without a fair trial, or any trial,
521
00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:45,855
war on false pretenses,
522
00:29:45,890 --> 00:29:48,688
we as a citizenry are
apparently not offended.
523
00:29:48,723 --> 00:29:51,486
There are no demonstrations
on college campuses.
524
00:29:51,486 --> 00:29:56,682
In fact, there's no clear indication
that young people even seem to notice.
525
00:29:56,717 --> 00:29:59,690
Well, Melissa Hughes noticed.
526
00:29:59,725 --> 00:30:03,376
Now you might think,
instead of withholding her taxes,
527
00:30:03,411 --> 00:30:05,913
she could've protested
the old-fashioned way,
528
00:30:05,913 --> 00:30:11,253
made a placard and demonstrated at a
presidential or vice presidential appearance.
529
00:30:11,288 --> 00:30:13,384
But we've lost the right
to that as well.
530
00:30:13,384 --> 00:30:17,515
The secret service can now declare
“free speech zones,”
531
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:21,647
to contain, control and,
in effect, criminalize protest.
532
00:30:21,682 --> 00:30:25,419
Stop for a second and try to fathom that.
533
00:30:25,454 --> 00:30:30,397
At a presidential rally,
parade or appearance,
534
00:30:30,432 --> 00:30:33,296
if you have on a supportive T-shirt,
you can be there.
535
00:30:33,296 --> 00:30:37,001
If you're wearing or carrying something
in protest, you can be removed.
536
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:41,746
This in the United States of America.
537
00:30:41,781 --> 00:30:45,605
Is Melissa Hughes
the only one embarrassed?
538
00:30:49,311 --> 00:30:53,871
Mr Shore, that's a chair for witnesses only.
539
00:30:53,906 --> 00:30:57,152
The really long speeches
make me so tired sometimes.
540
00:30:57,187 --> 00:30:58,654
Please get out of the chair.
541
00:30:58,654 --> 00:31:00,301
Actually, I'm sick and tired.
542
00:31:00,301 --> 00:31:01,680
Get out of the chair.
543
00:31:01,681 --> 00:31:06,927
And what I'm most sick and tired of…
544
00:31:06,962 --> 00:31:12,859
is how every time somebody disagrees
with how the government is running things,
545
00:31:12,894 --> 00:31:14,976
he or she is labeled “un-American”.
546
00:31:14,976 --> 00:31:16,043
Evidently, it's speech time.
547
00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:18,340
And speech in this country
is free, you hack.
548
00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:21,714
Free for me, free for you,
free for Melissa Hughes
549
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:24,212
to stand up to her government
and say, “stick it”.
550
00:31:24,212 --> 00:31:24,859
Objection.
551
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:27,272
I object to government abusing its power
552
00:31:27,307 --> 00:31:30,061
to squash the constitutional freedoms
of its citizenry.
553
00:31:30,061 --> 00:31:33,376
And God forbid, anybody challenge it,
they're smeared as being a heretic.
554
00:31:33,376 --> 00:31:40,761
Melissa Hughes is an American.
555
00:31:40,796 --> 00:31:47,618
Mr Shore, unless you have anything
new and fresh to say, please sit down.
556
00:31:47,653 --> 00:31:54,279
You've breached the decorum of
my courtroom with all this hooting.
557
00:32:00,747 --> 00:32:06,189
Last night, I went to bed with a book.
Not as much fun as a 29 year old,
558
00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:11,596
but the book contained a speech
by Adlai Stevenson. The year was 1952.
559
00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:17,179
He said, “The tragedy of our day is
the climate of fear in which we live,”
560
00:32:17,214 --> 00:32:19,392
“and fear breeds repression”.
561
00:32:19,427 --> 00:32:22,900
“Too often, sinister threats
to the Bill of Rights,”
562
00:32:22,935 --> 00:32:29,011
“to freedom of the mind, are concealed
under the patriotic cloak of anticommunism”.
563
00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:36,065
Today, it's the cloak of antiterrorism.
564
00:32:36,344 --> 00:32:38,120
Stevenson also remarked,
565
00:32:38,155 --> 00:32:44,008
“It's far easier to fight for principles
than to live up to them”.
566
00:32:46,859 --> 00:32:53,184
I know we are… all afraid.
567
00:32:54,124 --> 00:32:56,963
But the Bill of Rights…
568
00:32:57,761 --> 00:33:00,581
we have to live up to that.
569
00:33:00,616 --> 00:33:02,949
We simply must.
570
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:07,395
That's all Melissa Hughes
was trying to say.
571
00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:10,304
She was speaking for you.
572
00:33:11,092 --> 00:33:14,782
I would ask you now
to go back to that room
573
00:33:14,817 --> 00:33:17,841
and speak for her.
574
00:33:39,807 --> 00:33:42,248
Before I hand down my sentence,
575
00:33:42,283 --> 00:33:44,653
does the defendant wish
to say anything?
576
00:33:44,653 --> 00:33:48,731
Your honor, while impersonating
an officer is a serious offense,
577
00:33:48,766 --> 00:33:50,777
my client's intentions were sound.
578
00:33:50,777 --> 00:33:52,291
He never harmed anyone,
579
00:33:52,326 --> 00:33:55,295
and he has accepted full responsibility
for what he's done.
580
00:33:55,295 --> 00:33:56,748
He's also very contrite.
581
00:33:56,783 --> 00:33:58,454
Thank you.
582
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:04,276
I hereby sentence Scott Warner
to 600 hours of community service.
583
00:34:04,714 --> 00:34:06,514
If I may be heard, your honor.
584
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:07,589
Scott…
585
00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:10,359
If it please the court,
as you well know,
586
00:34:10,394 --> 00:34:16,626
I have already performed 600 hours
of community service while on patrol.
587
00:34:16,661 --> 00:34:18,553
You must feel it yourself, your honor.
588
00:34:18,553 --> 00:34:21,751
Our society, over the past decade,
has become ruder and ruder,
589
00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:25,165
breaking rules, cursing, driving recklessly.
590
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,726
Some are calling it an epidemic.
And I believe, as do experts,
591
00:34:28,726 --> 00:34:33,988
that it is a symptom of the growing
social isolation that we all feel.
592
00:34:34,023 --> 00:34:39,881
Your honor, I'm just one guy out there
asking people to be more courteous.
593
00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:44,514
But what if this were utopia…
594
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,973
and we all did it?
595
00:34:48,008 --> 00:34:50,644
Wouldn't that be something?
596
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:56,402
I mean, wouldn't that be just great?
597
00:34:58,982 --> 00:35:04,201
Uh, so while I will gladly take
any sentence you see fit as,
598
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:07,139
as I respect you, your honor,
599
00:35:07,174 --> 00:35:11,423
I would ask you
to reconsider my sentence.
600
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:13,600
I will.
601
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:20,308
Three months in prison
and 1,200 hours of community service.
602
00:35:24,427 --> 00:35:27,509
That was a lovely moving speech.
603
00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,067
Wait for me?
604
00:35:29,102 --> 00:35:30,590
Absolutely not.
605
00:35:30,591 --> 00:35:32,512
If I were to appeal,
would you handle it?
606
00:35:32,512 --> 00:35:34,144
Absolutely not.
607
00:35:34,179 --> 00:35:36,223
So this is good-bye.
608
00:35:36,967 --> 00:35:38,897
Definitely.
609
00:35:39,519 --> 00:35:41,510
Okay.
610
00:35:55,201 --> 00:35:57,412
That was assault.
611
00:35:58,124 --> 00:36:00,623
Good-bye, Denise.
612
00:36:13,762 --> 00:36:16,443
Will the defendant please rise?
613
00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:20,508
Mr Foreman, the jury has reached
a unanimous verdict?
614
00:36:20,543 --> 00:36:23,260
Yeah, judge, guilty.
615
00:36:23,295 --> 00:36:25,765
Wait till I ask you.
616
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,200
Now what say you?
617
00:36:28,235 --> 00:36:29,556
The suspense is killing me.
618
00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:34,720
We, the jury, find the defendant
Melissa Hughes, guilty as charged.
619
00:36:34,755 --> 00:36:35,316
Right.
620
00:36:35,317 --> 00:36:41,009
Ms Hughes, the jury has found you
guilty of federal income tax evasion.
621
00:36:41,044 --> 00:36:42,898
Permission to be heard
on sentencing, judge.
622
00:36:42,898 --> 00:36:44,214
Stop your hooting.
623
00:36:44,249 --> 00:36:48,020
I'm in no mood for any more
of your jibber-jabber.
624
00:36:48,055 --> 00:36:51,663
The court fines Ms Hughes $1,000
625
00:36:51,698 --> 00:36:56,980
and sentences her to 30 days
in prison, suspended.
626
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,743
Adjourned.
627
00:37:00,478 --> 00:37:02,137
30 days in prison?
628
00:37:02,172 --> 00:37:03,762
Suspended, Melissa.
629
00:37:03,797 --> 00:37:06,950
Jibber-jabber gave you no jail time.
630
00:37:10,155 --> 00:37:11,520
That's good.
631
00:37:11,555 --> 00:37:12,886
It's very good.
632
00:37:34,809 --> 00:37:36,436
Oh, honey.
633
00:37:37,149 --> 00:37:38,851
Are you feeling better?
634
00:37:38,886 --> 00:37:43,311
I'm feeling much better.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
635
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,757
Are you coming home soon?
636
00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:48,552
I'm coming home real soon,
honey. How are you?
637
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:51,532
Fine. Grandpa gave me ice cream.
638
00:37:51,774 --> 00:37:53,798
Uh, organic.
639
00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,325
And grilled cheese.
640
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,818
Uh, whole grain.
641
00:37:56,819 --> 00:37:58,650
And Brad played monkey with me.
642
00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:01,309
Oh. I bet he's a big ape.
643
00:38:01,995 --> 00:38:06,253
Hey, you guys, will you, uh, give me
and Fiona some special time?
644
00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:08,008
Sure.
645
00:38:08,043 --> 00:38:10,158
Thank you.
646
00:38:11,072 --> 00:38:12,675
Wave good-bye to the big ape.
647
00:38:12,675 --> 00:38:15,084
Bye, big ape.
648
00:38:21,545 --> 00:38:23,630
Oh, sweetheart.
649
00:38:23,665 --> 00:38:25,068
Oh, honey.
650
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:27,521
Here we go. Whoa!?
651
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,091
Thank you.
652
00:38:43,909 --> 00:38:46,124
You're quite welcome.
653
00:38:51,733 --> 00:38:54,884
Maybe we should, um…
654
00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:59,199
celebrate over dinner.
655
00:39:00,801 --> 00:39:03,352
Melissa…
656
00:39:03,387 --> 00:39:05,978
pay your taxes.
657
00:39:09,943 --> 00:39:13,609
That's about as far
as you should go.
658
00:39:56,317 --> 00:39:57,944
She just kissed you?
659
00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:04,748
Is she coming over later to guard you
against night terrors?
660
00:40:04,783 --> 00:40:06,370
No.
661
00:40:06,751 --> 00:40:08,588
I told you I'm not gonna pursue it.
662
00:40:08,588 --> 00:40:10,489
Why not?
663
00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:13,111
Are you depressed because you lost?
664
00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:14,148
I didn't lose.
665
00:40:14,183 --> 00:40:15,764
She was found guilty.
666
00:40:15,968 --> 00:40:19,334
She didn't get any jail time.
That's an empiric victory.
667
00:40:20,389 --> 00:40:23,689
Suddenly you're in favor of emperors.
The truth is out.
668
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,348
That's all he wants to be, Alan.
669
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:27,578
An emperor.
670
00:40:27,613 --> 00:40:28,773
Damn right.
671
00:40:32,351 --> 00:40:35,802
You know what I miss most
about our country, Denny?
672
00:40:37,356 --> 00:40:44,218
Not the loss of our civil rights so much
as our compassion, our soul, our humility.
673
00:40:44,219 --> 00:40:45,474
No, uh, uh, uh, uh.
674
00:40:45,475 --> 00:40:49,518
Soul, that's a religious thing.
State, church.
675
00:40:49,553 --> 00:40:54,559
It's unconstitutional for the United States
to have a soul.
676
00:40:54,594 --> 00:40:56,538
Apparently.
677
00:40:56,919 --> 00:41:00,976
We seem to be becoming a mean people.
678
00:41:01,011 --> 00:41:04,108
Learned Hand once said,
“Liberty lies in our hearts,”
679
00:41:04,108 --> 00:41:07,171
“and once it dies there,
no Constitution can save it”.
680
00:41:07,171 --> 00:41:12,546
Just once I wish you'd quote a Republican.
681
00:41:12,581 --> 00:41:16,145
I want a kinder and gentler nation.
682
00:41:20,359 --> 00:41:24,674
Nothing quite so optimistic
as a kiss from an idealistic girl.
683
00:41:24,709 --> 00:41:25,687
Who the hell said that?
684
00:41:25,687 --> 00:41:27,260
I did.
685
00:41:29,451 --> 00:41:35,730
It's strange, isn't it how love supersedes
everything that goes wrong?
686
00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:40,185
I still remember the first time Bev…
687
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,649
let me go porkeling.
688
00:41:43,069 --> 00:41:44,883
That's like when you go
snorkeling with your…
689
00:41:44,883 --> 00:41:46,296
I follow.
690
00:41:49,699 --> 00:41:54,144
Sometimes, I close my eyes
and I can still see her there.
691
00:41:55,601 --> 00:41:57,699
Right there.
692
00:41:58,857 --> 00:42:01,248
Love trumps all.
693
00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:05,375
Love…
694
00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:09,882
trumps all.49456
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