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♪
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You know, it'd be great
if you could warn me
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before you drift
like that.
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I fucking slammed my goddamn
head into the window.
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- I said, "Hang on."
- You say that all the time.
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"Hang on.
I'm taking a curb.
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Hang on.
It's a speed bump."
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I mean, at this point
it's meaningless.
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I should be mad at you anyway.
The reason we got robbed
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is because you needed
a piss break again.
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Oh, come on!
You also needed to pee.
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You sounded like a broken
fire hydrant back there.
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[John Doe]
Ha! You were listening.
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[Quiet]
It was so loud.
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I bet that vulture heard you
from three states away.
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What'd he take, anyway?
- Ooh, found it!
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[laughs]
- Are you serious?
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You almost got us killed
for a bunch of stupid CDs?
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Stupid CDs? I've been building
this collection for a decade.
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I have more memories in here
than I do in here.
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And, I'll have you know,
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good music is worth
its weight in gold nowadays.
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Let's see what other CDs
this guy's got.
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DMX.
Got that.
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Dave Matthews Band. Pass.
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Hm, I've ever seen
this one before.
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Uh, it's pretty good.
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I mean, you'll hate it at first,
but it grows on you.
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Especially track two.
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Track t--
You know the tracks?
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What? No.
Shut up.
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- Should I toss it?
- No! No.
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I mean, keep it or not.
I don't care. Whatever.
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[chuckling]
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You know, we're not
far from Topeka.
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I can walk
the rest of the way.
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If you leave now,
you can probably make it
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to New Chicago
by nightfall.
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A milkman's job
is never done
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until his package
is safely delivered
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to its final destination.
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And I'm sure your brother
would have wanted that.
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Besides, you think
I'd come this far
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and not see the fabled
Topeka for myself?
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Fine.
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If you're
dead set on it,
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how about one
for the road?
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["MMMBop"
by Hanson playing]
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[laughs]
- It was close.
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You gotta
follow through.
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Like this.
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That's what
I'm doing.
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Like this.
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Here.
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To the end of
our road together.
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Mmm,
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now you're
just showing off.
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[music slowing]
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[groans]
[bottle breaks]
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Sorry, John.
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I can't have you
coming with me.
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Sweet Dreams.
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♪ Yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Mmmbop ba daba du bop
du yaba du bop ♪
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♪
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Loquacious.
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Boy, you're a loquacious lad,
aren't you?
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[knocking]
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Come in!
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Jamie, Carl,
how's the search going?
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We have yet to find
the Mapmaker,
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but we think
we're close.
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I'm talking about
the Milkman
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and the four-fingered girl.
Where are they?
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Uh, there's been
no sign of them
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since they
vacated the dam.
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When they pop up,
we'll be ready.
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Pop up? Hmm.
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So, pop up.
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[sighs]
Pop up.
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These two lawbreakers
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ran rip-shod through
my largest outpost.
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They killed
my second in command,
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beat his brains in.
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And you're waiting for them
to pop up?
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Are they pieces of bread,
Roberts?
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Are we making
fucking toast here?
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Sir, what Carl meant
was that--
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Shut the fuck up.
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They defied the law,
and they defied me.
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Now get out there
and look for them harder
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than if you were checking
your lover for body lice.
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That's actually
my sister, sir.
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We have the same--
- I know what a sister is!
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Look, I want their bodies
hung from the rotunda
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by this weekend.
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Provide the people
of Topeka
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with some light
Friday night entertainment.
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What do you say?
- [both] Yes, sir.
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Okay.
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Fuck off.
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♪ Here comes Sweet Tooth
here comes Sweet Tooth ♪
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♪ Don't you run
don't you run ♪
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♪ If you run I'll find you
turn you into red goo ♪
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♪ Ding dang dong
ding dang dong ♪
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Well, you look like a man
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who values top-shelf
entertainment.
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Want to see a show?
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I don't care
about your show.
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I need to see
your ORL now.
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My ORL.
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"Orl" what?
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I'll bring you in.
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[growls]
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I think...
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I'll bring myself in.
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[gagging]
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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[whimpering]
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I've really enjoyed
this conversation,
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but let's pull a pin in it,
shall we?
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[whimpering]
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[sighs]
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Now, don't go touching
that grenade.
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Very sensitive.
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Hope you got
some friends inside
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who appreciate
the arts.
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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♪
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[Lawman #1] Did you hear how
they found Shepard?
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He killed himself, right?
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Shit's messed up, man.
- [Lawman #1] No.
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I heard a new recruit
found him half naked,
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hand on his pecker,
head busted to shit
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with a sexy schoolgirl
comic book next to him.
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That's the most fantastic
thing I've ever heard.
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[Lawman #1]
Right?
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[Lawman #2] So Shepard
was a sex pervert?
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I mean, I kind of see it.
I do.
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Oh, fuck me.
Ham again.
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I'll eat that shit.
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What kind of side
you got?
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Got any chips
or puffy Cheetos?
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[Lawman #1] Hey, don't you
worry about my sides.
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[Lawman #2] I will.
I'll trade you.
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[Lawman #1] I'm not
eating those peanuts.
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They're nasty.
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[Patrol Lawman] Patrol vehicle
approaching outer gate.
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[Gate Lawwoman]
Car 22 is approved.
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[stabbing, groaning]
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[tires screaching]
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♪
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[Quiet]
"Pick up after your pet"?
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Jesus.
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[Loud] Damn, dude,
this place is fucked up.
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Who would do that
to a dog?
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Separating a dog
from his best friend.
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It's kind of like me and you.
I mean--
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I mean, you were
my best friend.
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Not that I'm calling you
a dog or nothing.
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You know, you can be
a mean bitch
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when you want to be
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with, you know,
throats and shit.
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That why we're here,
little bunny?
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You gonna rip
some throats?
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Nah, I think
you're gonna end up
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just like me.
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[bell dings]
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[Clerk]
Now serving C42.
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Number's almost up, traitor.
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Don't worry.
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Something tells me
you'll fall fast.
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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First of all, weight
doesn't equate to health.
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Second, objects fall
at the same speed
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regardless of mass.
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Everyone knows that,
except you dipshits.
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[grunts]
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You're actually talking
about terminal velocity,
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which doesn't apply.
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And if you take into account
air friction--
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[door slamming]
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- Muh-muh-muh...
- Kelvin? What is it?
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[Sweet Tooth] Machete.
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[yelps]
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Hi, everybody!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't leave me.
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[gunfire]
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[Sweet Tooth]
Woman's body!
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[whimpering]
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I hate cops.
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[screaming]
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Oh, what the fuck?
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And, scene.
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So, did you like it
or what?
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[cheering]
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Oh, wow, applause.
Thank you.
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00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,178
You are too kind.
That really feels good.
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I've never seen anyone
cut off a human head
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and catch it
as good as that.
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[Haggard Loner]
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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What brought you here,
young man?
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"Oh, I just want to
get out of the scene."
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Yeah, Topeka's
going to the dogs.
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[barking]
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You nasty motherfucker.
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[chuckling]
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[sniffing]
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Down goes the zippee.
Yippee!
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00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:45,455
Ooh.
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Can I keep you?
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Oh, shit!
It's alive! Oh!
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- Where's the girl?
- I didn't see no girl.
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I just saw you laying out
here all dead like,
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practically
begging for it.
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00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:05,266
Maybe I'll just
put you back to sleep.
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Oh.
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You looking
for this?
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Oh, shit!
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Ah!
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You missed!
[laughing]
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Shit!
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Nah nah, nah nah,
nah nah!
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[screaming]
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Guess that worked.
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Quiet?!
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[zips]
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[Quiet] Dear Jon--
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What kind of psychopath
spells John without an "H"?
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[Quiet] Sorry
for poisoning you.
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Oh, I hope I didn't
accidentally kill you,
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but I did it
to save your life.
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The truth is, Topeka isn't
what I said it was.
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It's Stone's
headquarters.
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Killing Shepard
wasn't enough.
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Oh, by the way,
I killed Shepard at the dam.
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He was jerking off.
It was a whole thing.
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Didn't need that detail.
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[Quiet] At least
you didn't have to see it.
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Now that we're here,
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I gotta make sure Stone pays
for what he did.
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I would have helped you
if you just told me.
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[Quiet] I would have told you,
but this isn't your fight.
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Don't follow me.
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Finish your delivery
and live your new life.
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Be the first milkman
without an expiration date.
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Good luck.
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That's actually
pretty sweet.
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[Quiet]
And go fuck yourself.
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Of course.
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I guess that's it then.
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00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,534
Jell-O, Quiet,
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whatever the hell
your name was.
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[Loud] Dude, what do you think
they're gonna do to you
259
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,877
when they catch your ass?
260
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,213
They're gonna kill you.
261
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,590
They always said
you were the smart one,
262
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,384
but, man, I don't know.
263
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,760
If this was my idea,
264
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,931
you'd call me
a goose-brained dunder fuck.
265
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,349
Oh, my God,
will you shut the hell up?!
266
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,227
Ha! Like that works.
267
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,853
I thought you knew your brother
better than that.
268
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,356
You're not my brother.
You're just my imagination.
269
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,025
You got a fucked up imagination.
270
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,111
You gave me the bullet hole
and everything.
271
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,655
Is this how you really
remember me?
272
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,452
Ah, dope, right?
273
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,706
But imagine me, like,
two feet taller and ripped.
274
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,208
But not, like, too swole,
just enough to show definition.
275
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,502
- Fuck off!
- You fucking miss this.
276
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,631
I do.
277
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,091
Same.
278
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,927
I mean, being dead
is a total buzzkill.
279
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,762
At least you have
the Milkman.
280
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,765
Oh, John was a giant pain
in my crack.
281
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,852
Dude, I'm literally
inside your brain,
282
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,646
and I know that's not
what you really think.
283
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,607
I mean, I know you've seen him
with his shirt off.
284
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,485
Nice back, huh?
285
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,695
What?
286
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,114
God forbid you feel
anything other
287
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,491
than explosive rage
for a second.
288
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,493
You died
five days ago.
289
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:14,497
The rage is hard
to ignore.
290
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,207
No fucking way.
291
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,889
It's a dumb statue.
Forget it.
292
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,850
Forget it? They think
he's a fucking hero.
293
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,977
Who gives a fuck
what they think?
294
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,146
[Jamie] Officer.
[banging]
295
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,066
Your vehicle's assigned
to patrol duty.
296
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,276
Why are you idling?
297
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,569
[Loud] You've got to
say something.
298
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,446
Silence will get you
killed here, little bunny.
299
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,074
Oh, I was just admiring
our boss, ma'am.
300
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:51,618
Yeah.
301
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:03,588
I don't, uh, recognize
your face, officer.
302
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,881
Are you new?
303
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:09,719
Transferred recently.
304
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,430
Hmm.
305
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,724
She's on to you.
You've got to leave now.
306
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,267
[tires squealing]
307
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,728
[gunshots]
308
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,563
[clicks]
- Fuck!
309
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:35,453
♪
310
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,716
Holy fuck.
311
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,553
You're not getting
out of here alive,
312
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,888
you fucking traitor!
313
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,182
[whimpering]
314
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,147
[Sweet Tooth]
Need a hand?
315
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,405
Oh, I found this one
lying around,
316
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,115
so you'll have to
get your own.
317
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,746
Thank you.
318
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:21,708
Ah, don't mention it.
I really enjoy my work.
319
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,503
Hey, hold this.
320
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,629
Okay.
321
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,762
And I'm gonna be
back for that.
322
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,555
Hmm-boop!
323
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,646
So, uh,
what's your name?
324
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:47,400
Stu. I like
the mouthfeel of that.
325
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,945
Stu.
326
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:54,574
I'm Sweet Tooth.
327
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,951
Put her there!
328
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,037
Nice to meet you,
Mister, uh, Tooth.
329
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,955
Firm grip
you got there, Stu.
330
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,416
Bet you have a lot of fun
with that.
331
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,337
You know, Stu, I got a feeling
you and I are kindred spirits.
332
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,255
You think we're a lot
alike?
333
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,676
- You bet I do.
- In, uh, in what way?
334
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:16,680
I mean, you're a big guy,
I'm a big guy.
335
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,517
Your name starts with "S",
my name starts with "S".
336
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:24,437
The S Brothers,
who would have thunk it?
337
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,441
Uh, something catch
your peepers, Stuber?
338
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,442
[Stu] Yeah.
339
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:39,703
I found Mike...
and Ikes.
340
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:40,870
You want some?
341
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,247
Ooh, yucky.
342
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,832
I'm a Skittles guy.
343
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:59,848
♪
344
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,726
[engine revving]
345
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:21,786
♪
346
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:52,650
♪
347
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,611
Let's haul ass, Evelyn.
348
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,695
Make up some time.
349
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,704
Five flatheads
on one lure?
350
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,247
Just a basic spooner.
351
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,916
Best day of my life.
352
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,710
They were really bitin'
that day.
353
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,045
[Stone] Best day of my life
is gonna be
354
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,340
when I complete my collection
of state quarters.
355
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,551
The world went to shit
before I could find Idaho.
356
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,846
But you know what?
I'll get there.
357
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,557
The Union
will be complete.
358
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,309
Finished.
359
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,269
I think the spot's
still there, Cliff.
360
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:33,650
[chuckling]
- Oh, there it is.
361
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,568
[Jamie] Agent Stone,
come in, Agent Stone.
362
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,654
We have a 146A.
- Be right back.
363
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,365
[Jamie] A woman with
a missing finger, sir.
364
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,742
What about
the milkman?
365
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,827
[Jamie] She's alone.
366
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,453
We have two patrol cars
on her tail.
367
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,330
Don't worry,
we'll bring you her teeth.
368
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,875
Oh, Carl.
No, do not engage.
369
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,758
It's time I made
an example of her myself.
370
00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,884
[sirens wailing]
371
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,220
You're caught!
You gotta fucking bail.
372
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,431
No, I can't leave
until Stone is dead.
373
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,557
The only one dead
is you
374
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,766
if you don't leave
this fucking place.
375
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,269
When I died, I gave you
a second chance.
376
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,895
And you're
throwing it away.
377
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,151
You're right.
378
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,318
Fuck this shit!
379
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,862
[laughing]
- That's right!
380
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,530
That's the fuck
what I'm talking about!
381
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,948
Come on!
382
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,366
[Stone] Guard 22.
383
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,869
[brakes squealing]
384
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,954
Come in, please.
385
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,665
What happened to your
loquacious boyfriend?
386
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:36,379
Did he
bite the dust?
387
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,257
I have people in position
to kill you right now,
388
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,426
but I think I'm gonna
give you a choice.
389
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:45,597
Although, you remember
how that went last time?
390
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,308
You can run,
in which case
391
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,518
we'll hunt you down
like a dog.
392
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:53,980
Or, you and I
can get together
393
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,940
and have
a little chat.
394
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,233
Turn around
395
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,903
and we can finally
settle this one on one.
396
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,238
[Loud] Sis,
397
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,909
you don't have
to do this.
398
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,452
Shut up.
399
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,457
[tires squealing]
400
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,542
[Stone] Haha, good.
401
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,295
My men will
show you the way.
402
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,183
Aww, you remembered.
403
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,479
Thanks, Stuby.
404
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:39,109
So, where are you off to
now that you're a free man?
405
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,986
Honestly,
uh, not sure.
406
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,530
After Seattle,
my friend and I
407
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,198
were looking for
a place of our own.
408
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,033
A Shangri-La, you know?
409
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,243
Absolutely.
410
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,161
But, uh, then
when I got here,
411
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,455
he, uh, threw me
under the bus.
412
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:55,542
Oh, I've done that before.
Crunch!
413
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:59,504
Never to a friend.
I'm not a monster.
414
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:02,090
Listen, uh,
what you did today,
415
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,342
saving me like that,
416
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,345
it's, uh, it's the first time
in a while
417
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:11,349
anyone's had my back.
So, uh, thanks.
418
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:14,227
Well, hell, I mean,
you're a reject, I'm a reject,
419
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,854
we got to look out
for each other.
420
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,898
I mean, you are about to head
out into a dangerous world
421
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,443
where there are
two types of people,
422
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:26,656
those who kill
and those who get killed.
423
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,366
I know you're no wolf,
424
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,076
but there is gonna
come a time
425
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:33,163
when you're gonna
need to bite.
426
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:37,292
And even puppies
have fangs, Stu.
427
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:40,378
That sort of thing is just
hard for me, I guess.
428
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,047
I'm sure
I'll figure it out.
429
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:46,092
Oh, well, I mean,
maybe you could,
430
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:51,139
I don't know,
but, tag along with me,
431
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:55,352
and I could help you
find your fangs.
432
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,191
Yeah.
433
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,067
You know what?
What the hell?
434
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,069
- You mean it?
- Yeah.
435
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:06,613
Fuck yes!
Get in there.
436
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:11,701
Aww, the S Brothers,
gonna paint the town red.
437
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:14,204
Whoa, you sit bitch,
438
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,039
Harold's got shotgun.
439
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,165
Sorry.
440
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,837
So, where are we
off to next?
441
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:23,880
Well,
I'm not really sure.
442
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,924
I mean, it felt
so freeing,
443
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:28,009
ripping into
those law assholes.
444
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,344
And the applause.
445
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,680
Nobody ever cheered for me
like that in Vegas.
446
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:38,937
You know, if you want
to chase that feeling,
447
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:40,271
there are outposts
like this
448
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,981
all up and down
these routes
449
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,650
and all through
the Midwest.
450
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,027
Each one of them is filled
with captives just like me,
451
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,279
waiting to get
set free.
452
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:51,783
You save 'em
and boom,
453
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,452
you have fans
for life.
454
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:59,582
Hmm.
Fans for life.
455
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,042
Oh, I like that.
456
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:05,964
[laughing]
457
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:10,552
[cheering]
458
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,555
I don't, um, I don't really
have room for all you guys,
459
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,515
so maybe
you should carpool.
460
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:25,650
[Stone] Fall back;
she's mine.
461
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:34,492
♪
462
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:37,203
Welcome to
Thrills and Spills Park.
463
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,248
I came here every weekend
growing up.
464
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:43,626
Got my first pickle tickle
on the Ferris wheel.
465
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:46,755
But you know what
my favorite was?
466
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:51,843
The Midway,
because I love games.
467
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,970
Don't you?
468
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,430
Gotcha.
469
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,560
[tires squealing]
[gunshots]
470
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,569
Peekaboo.
471
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,620
Say goodbye.
472
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,793
[engine revving]
473
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,760
Fuck!
474
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,346
Where do you think
you're going?
475
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:39,808
Shit!
476
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:40,892
Miss me, mute?
477
00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:42,394
[gunshots]
478
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:52,320
[engine revving]
479
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,571
Fuck.
480
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,450
See you soon, dude.
481
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,960
[clapping]
482
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:20,015
What the fuck?
483
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,439
[gunshots]
484
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:36,781
["MMMBop" by Hanson playing]
485
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,745
You look pissed.
486
00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:44,372
Damn right, I'm pissed.
I only had one of those.
487
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:46,249
I told you
not to come.
488
00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:48,335
And when have I
ever listened to you?
489
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:51,671
Come on,
we gotta go.
490
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:56,134
Quiet? Quiet!
491
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,802
Quiet, come on!
492
00:27:57,802 --> 00:27:59,429
No.
493
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:01,723
Come on, Quiet.
494
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,807
Quiet.
495
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:05,769
Come on. Come on.
496
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:08,313
Come on. Quiet!
497
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:23,495
♪
498
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:58,530
♪
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