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{\an8}Where am I?
{\an8}HE GASPS
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{\an8}Martin Parker. Parker's Electricals.
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{\an8}Drugs? No!
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{\an8}Needs dropping off by tomorrow.
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{\an8}I am not doing a drug drop.
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{\an8}Whoa-oa-oh!
{\an8}LOUD THUD
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{\an8}Alison's school fees, Mrs Parker.
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{\an8}N-No. There must be some
kind of mistake.
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You've remortgaged the house.
I beg your pardon?!
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{\an8}Piece of shit!
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I can't think
of a better replacement
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for Rotary Club treasurer.
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If you two put your shares together,
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you'd own Parker's outright.
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Go to his office and get
that shareholder agreement.
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You've distracted me enough.
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What the bloody hell is this?
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These bad boys are ecstasy tablets.
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There's a fair few
grand-worth here, easy.
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Hiya. You didn't get it, did you?
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What's he doing here? Oh, shit.
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He can't see us together. Not yet.
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? That's what my heart
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? Yearns for now
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? Love and pride... ?
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Hold that door, will you? Thank you.
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? That's what my heart yearns for
now... ?
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Excuse me, love.
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I'm looking for Kath Pennington,
hairdresser, or Gladys.
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Erm... Right.
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Shit!
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Quick, quick. In here, in here.
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Ow! No. Diane!
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Yes.
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MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY
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Oh, it's YOU, is it?
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You've got some nerve showing
your face around here, sunshine.
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Where is she, Gladys?
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I don't know
who you're talking about.
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Uh, look, this is important, love.
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Don't you "love" me!
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This is ridiculous!
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Oh.
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DIANE SIGHS
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You getting turned on?
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Eh?
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Bit of bleach?
It's like catnip for you.
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What ARE you talking about?
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You know -
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where you first shagged Martin.
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Oh, grow up! Sh!
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Oh...
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God, have you farted?
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I'm very stressed.
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Do you think he followed me?
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He hasn't come for you.
He's come for me.
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Oh, has he, now?
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To carry on your grubby little
affair in an old people's home?
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Very classy, Kath.
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Says the woman who got pregnant
in a cleaning cupboard.
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BREATHES DEEPLY
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That stinks.
DIANE SIGHS
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Oh... I don't have time for this.
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Ah! Hey, that's mine.
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Pervert.
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You won't find her in there.
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Well, I'm not looking for HER
in there, am I?
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I'm looking for a kettle.
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Well, you're not stopping for tea.
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MARTIN GROANS
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Hmm.
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SHE GASPS
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Diane... What?
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I lied to you. About what now?
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About Julie.
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Her massive hands?
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No, but they are VERY big.
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I DID go to the office last night.
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I didn't wrestle Julie,
but I did see Martin.
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Right. So, you did get
the paperwork, then?
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No, I-I didn't lie about that bit.
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I didn't get the paperwork,
but I did get a kettle.
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Oh, Jesus wept, Kath,
you're talking in riddles.
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I think he's doing drugs.
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I think YOU'RE doing drugs.
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Drugs? What are you...?
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Oh, my God.
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What? You slept with him, didn't
you? I can see it in your eyes.
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No. Unbe-fucking-lievable.
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I didn't. I-I didn't.
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I wouldn't do that to you. Oh...
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Diane, I think he's dealing.
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Dealing what?
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Cards. What do you think?
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Drugs! Like a drug dealer.
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You're a fantasist.
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I nicked a kettle for Gladys,
cos she needed a new one.
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I was trying to be nice.
That's what I do.
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I'm a modern-day Robin Hood.
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Oh, is that why you stole
my husband, then?
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Will you listen to me?
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I found a kettle full of pills
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and a faxed copy of my tits,
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and now Martin's come here
to get it.
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He's come for me.
He's come for the drugs.
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SHE LAUGHS
Are you serious?!
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Yes. Drugs?
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No. Don't believe it.
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It's a kettle full of the buggers.
We're very lucky -
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Gladys thought they were mints.
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One sniff of them, and she'd be
smacked right off her tits.
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Bless.
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I need you to tell me where Kath is.
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What's the magic word?
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Please.
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Swivel.
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Unbelievable.
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Oh... right, listen to me.
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You're going to have to go back
to the office tonight and get
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that shareholders' agreement.
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No pissing about. We need it.
Will you come with me?
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Well, I can't.
I'm out with Martin, aren't I?
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You're effing what?
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Oh, it's just some Rotary Club
dinner. I'd rather not go.
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So don't go.
Believe me, I do not want to.
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It'll be painful.
But Sandy's offering him some
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high-up position or something,
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and he's got all giddy about it.
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And I have to keep up appearances.
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Oh, my God, Diane!
DIANE SIGHS
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Look, he's still my husband.
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He'll smell a rat if I go AWOL.
I have to go.
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He can't suspect a thing.
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I don't believe...
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DIANE SIGHS
Drugs!
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Right.
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Here you are.
Back entrance. Go tonight,
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while I've got my eye on him.
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What do I do if someone asks me
what I'm doing? Wh-what do I say?
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Well, just say... the cleaner.
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You look the part. Mm.
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It's a bit risky, innit?
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Oh, Kath, we're middle-aged women.
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No-one cares.
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Hit 40, and you're invisible.
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They don't give two shits about us.
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We could rob a bank and, as long as
we had a pair of Marigolds on,
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no-one would bat an eyelid.
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SHE SIGHS
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CLATTERING
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Aha! Yes!
HE CHUCKLES
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So, where did you get this kettle
from, then, eh?
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Don't know
what you're talking about.
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What kettle's that?
Never seen it before.
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Ha! Thank God.
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If I were you...
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...I'd sleep with one eye open.
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RADIO JINGLE
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The first results
in the hotly contested
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Conservative leadership election,
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which sees Margaret Thatcher
with 204 votes
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and Michael Heseltine with 154...
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Go on, Maggie!
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...at the top of the hour.
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? When it comes to electronics
ask someone who knows... ?
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HE GROANS
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RADIO OFF
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CAR LOCKS
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DOG BARKS
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Keeley!
What have I told you?
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Take me cigs again, I'll take
a match to your Care Bear!
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DOG BARKS
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Hey! I'll put a bloody knife
through it.
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Cheek!
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Fuck off, you big fat shit!
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Mum, have you seen
my paisley hoodie?
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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HE SIGHS
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Give us one.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Sod it!
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Never knew you smoked.
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Well, there's a lot you don't know
about me, Thomas.
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You're acting weird.
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Am I? Yeah, proper weird.
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What's going on?
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You normally never leave home,
and now you're never here.
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It's been two days, Tom.
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I'm always here for you.
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Everything I do is for you.
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Who washes and irons your clothes,
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puts the food on your plate
day after day, runs around like
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a blue-arsed fly for everyone?
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Who else has single-handedly kept
this family together
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when no-one else seems to give
a single shit?
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Not one shit! All right.
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SHE SIGHS
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Jesus, Mum.
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Sorry, darling.
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So, come on, then. Tell your mother.
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Hmm?
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What's going on with Zara?
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I really like her.
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I said I'd see her in France.
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Shit! Shit! She's gone back!
Oh, I forgot. I completely forgot.
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I didn't say au revoir.
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Oh... Well, I really like her.
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She's different to the girls
around here, so...
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Yeah. Yeah.
She's a lovely girl. Sound.
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Are you all right, Mum?
Yeah, course.
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Promise me you won't turn out
like your dad.
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You are joking.
DOOR CLOSES
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Only me!
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What the hell are you doing
out here? It's brass monkeys.
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Having a bit of air. Good day?
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Not really.
Had a day-and-a-half of it.
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Oh, that's a shame.
Your hoodie's in your wardrobe, Tom,
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washed and ironed. Cheers, Mum.
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Hey, you're not getting dolled up?
Sandy's tonight.
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Yeah. Looking forward to it.
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Oh, and before I forget,
Mr Scott grabbed me earlier.
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Something about the school fees
being late.
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What? Are you sure?
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No, that's not right.
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I'll call him in the morning.
I knew it'd be a mistake.
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Thank you, Martin.
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DOORBELL RINGS
Oh, bloody hell. I'll get that!
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Hello, love. No, we don't need any
tarmacking, thank you very much.
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I'm here about the golf clubs
for sale.
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We... spoke on the phone?
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Yeah, well, I'm buying new ones,
you know.
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I just don't want to...
fling them out.
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I'm practically giving them away.
It's not all about money.
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So, there's a bit of movement
on price, is there?
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Absolutely not, mate.
There you go. Have a go.
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Well, we'll take a tenner off
for that.
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Don't know what's happened there.
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Still no money from Parker.
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You need to go round
and shit him up.
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Yeah, I will. I'll go round later,
see if there's a way in.
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Yeah. All right.
Smash a few windows.
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Kick a door in. Yeah. Sound.
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I've just got to finish my tea
first, or Mum'll lose her nut.
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Yeah. Best do that.
All right. Sound.
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Right, see you later. See you later.
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I can't believe this!
TRICKLING
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You've had all day to get ready!
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I need to get sorted now!
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Di, where's my lucky blue suit?
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This should all be ready for me.
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This is your job, like -
a woman's job.
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This is what you do.
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Di! Two ticks!
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TOILET FLUSHES
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I took it to the dry-cleaner's.
It had a bit of mud on it.
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No idea how you managed that.
258
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,760
Bloody hell, Di.
That was my lucky suit, that was.
259
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,840
Here you go.
All freshly washed and ironed.
260
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,040
PHONE RINGS
261
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,160
SHE SIGHS
4960977.
262
00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,920
Is that Mr Pennington's daughter?
263
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,760
Yes. This is his daughter speaking.
264
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,440
He's ready to go home.
265
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,360
Oh! That's great news.
266
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,680
Can you come straight away?
267
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,360
No, um, I can't pick him up
this evening. I'm sorry,
268
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,520
I've got a dinner party to go to.
It's the Rotary Club.
269
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,840
Can you... can you keep him in
until the morning?
270
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,760
Not really. We're the NHS, love,
271
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,880
not a Trusthouse Forte. No,
it's fine. I'll sort it. Thank you.
272
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,680
Thank you. Goodbye.
273
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,320
Rude!
274
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,800
PHONE RINGS
275
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,480
Oh, nice necklace, Babs.
Love a chunky chain.
276
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,240
Hides the turkey neck.
277
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,920
Hello! Kath, the hospital's phoned.
278
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,360
You need to pick up Dad.
279
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,440
YOU pick him up. They phoned YOU.
Have you forgotten I've got...?
280
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,120
I've got a heist to do.
281
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,600
Well, I can't.
I'm out with Martin, aren't I?
282
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,640
Oh, yeah. To your fancy dinner.
283
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,320
While I'm out risking life and limb.
284
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,240
Look, we need to stick
to the plan, cos...
285
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,720
Yeah, the thing about
these... these diets is, Marie,
286
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,080
you need to stick to the plan.
287
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,440
So, stick to the plan and have
a jacket potato instead.
288
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,240
Stop gabbing and get dressed.
Hurry the bloody hell up, Di!
289
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,200
The taxi'll be here in a minute.
290
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,480
Two ticks.
291
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,680
Is that him? Yes, that's right!
292
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,360
What's he wearing?
293
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,200
Oh, well, thanks for asking, Marie.
294
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,880
He's being discharged, so hopefully
someone will pick him up.
295
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,400
Oh, thanks for offering, Marie.
296
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,200
She's going to pick him up.
Is he wearing his lucky blue suit?
297
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,400
Listen, you silly cow.
298
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,080
Just stick to the plan
and eat your potato!
299
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,280
Fine.
300
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,800
Is that new toothpaste? Rank!
301
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,680
Come on, Di. Get a wriggle on.
302
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,920
DOORBELL RINGS
303
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,800
You look nice.
304
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,960
Do I?
305
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,600
Thanks for doing this tonight.
306
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,800
It's a big, important night for me, this.
307
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,600
I know you don't want to be here.
308
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,040
I do appreciate it.
309
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,080
Oh, right!
310
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,560
Thank you!
311
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,200
So, remember, go easy on the wine.
312
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,880
Just sit there and smile, eh?
313
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,280
Knockout, Jean!
314
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,360
Hi! Knockout! In't she, Di?
315
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,280
Eh? He keeps you lovely.
316
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,320
SOFT JAZZ PLAYS
317
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,160
I love what you've done
with the place.
318
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,800
Oh, I have the same breakfast bar!
319
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,640
Oh, thanks for picking me up, love.
320
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,280
I'll be glad to see the back
of this place. I need a break.
321
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,480
Them nurses - all over me.
322
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,560
These looks - they're a curse.
323
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,160
Dad, I just need to nip somewhere
before we go home.
324
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,520
You don't mind, do you?
We can't be long.
325
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,240
I'm dying for a decent brew.
326
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,760
It's like piss water in there.
327
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,480
DULL THUDDING
328
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,560
DOOR BANGS
329
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,560
The Lady In Red
by Chris De Burgh
330
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,360
So, er, you're in the building
trade, Vinnie?
331
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,840
Yeah.
332
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,760
You might know me as Mr Skip.
333
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,160
You're looking at the man
who introduced the mini-skip
334
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,760
to the whole northwest region.
335
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,160
Impressive.
336
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,120
And, er, you deal in white goods?
337
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,960
Electrical retail.
338
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,920
A wide selection of white AND brown
goods across three stores.
339
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,160
Doing VERY well in VERY hard times.
340
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,440
Cool.
341
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,560
So, about this treasury...
I've got a question for you.
342
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,720
And I bet you get asked
all the time. Fire away.
343
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,760
Whatever happened to the Betamaxes?
344
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,600
Ah! See, I've got a couple of blueys
in the loft, you know.
345
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,800
We've had dimmers fitted throughout.
346
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,640
Good for you.
Nice to be able to set a mood.
347
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,680
Is this it, Jean?
348
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,360
Is what it? Life -
349
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,200
is this it?
350
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,160
A bloody dimmer switch
and a fancy chandelier?
351
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,920
Biding our time until they jack us
in for a younger model
352
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,280
with perkier tits?
353
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,040
Did I show you the vertical blinds?
354
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,080
No! No, you didn't!
355
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,360
Kath! What the bloody hell
are we doing HERE?
356
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,840
I'll only be a minute, Dad.
357
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,000
You just stay in here
and keep watch. Right?
358
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,080
Keep watch. Why?
What are you going to do?
359
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,680
Nothing. Is HE in there, is he?
360
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,120
Well, I wouldn't mind
a couple of minutes with HIM.
361
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,680
No, Dad, he's not.
Cos I've got unfinished business.
362
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,920
What do you mean?
363
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,600
He had one lucky punch.
364
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,720
Martin punched you?!
I thought you had a heart attack.
365
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,640
He is not going to hurt my girls.
366
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,320
Oh, I should've sorted him out
years ago.
367
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,360
Oh, God. It is all my fault,
isn't it?
368
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,160
Bad luck follows me round.
369
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,120
Seriously, I am cursed.
370
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,600
Oh, bloody hell! Don't tell me
he's got you cleaning for him.
371
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,880
Christ Almighty!
It's not like that.
372
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,200
Me head's up my arse.
I'm all over the place.
373
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,000
I don't know what I'm doing.
374
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,520
It's crap, Dad.
375
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,320
It's all just a big load of crap.
SHE SIGHS
376
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,120
I know. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
377
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,480
Look at that.
378
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,680
That's a good 'un, that is. Hey!
379
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,160
Keep watch...
and don't make any noise.
380
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,360
Sh. Right?
381
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,200
WHEELS CLATTER LOUDLY
382
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,200
The conservatory's lovely, Jean.
383
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,280
Bet there's a lot of windows
to clean.
384
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,000
Vintage Pinot Noir!
385
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,400
Oh, it is that.
386
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,960
Nothing but the best for you, Sandy,
eh, Vinnie?
387
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,440
Oh, aye.
SANDY CHUCKLES
388
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,640
So, here's to mini-skips, Vinnie.
BOTH CHUCKLE
389
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,240
Nice necklace, Diane.
390
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,640
Oh!
391
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,560
I'm thinking of getting my Jean
one of them fax machines, eh?
392
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,160
Keeps things spicy!
393
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,960
Excuse me, fellas. I'm going to have
to check in with HQ,
394
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,800
otherwise I get all kinds of earache
if I don't.
395
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,840
THEY CHUCKLE
396
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,320
VINNIE SIGHS
397
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,680
He's a nice fella, Vinnie.
398
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,200
Hmm.
399
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,000
Thanks for this, Sandy.
It means so much to me.
400
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,560
Anything for you, Martin.
You know that.
401
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,000
But you've been like a brother
to me.
402
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,640
How IS your mum?
403
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,640
Great. Yeah. Never changes.
404
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,520
My dad always fancied her, you know?
Hmm?
405
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,840
Said yours never missed
an opportunity.
406
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,160
Shrewd as they come - like you.
407
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,000
But come on,
408
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
tonight's all about us getting you
that treasurer's gig,
409
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,880
you winning over Vinnie.
410
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,440
Have you spoken to his new wife
Fiona yet?
411
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,920
Thick as a Boxing Day turd.
412
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,240
But you can't deny
she looks the part.
413
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,800
BELL RINGS
414
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,120
If you could all take your places
at the table.
415
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:49,720
Oh, lovely. I'm starving.
Come on, then. Right this way.
416
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,080
I've put place cards down
to show you where to sit.
417
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,320
Oh, great! Do I have to sit
next to Martin?!
418
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,800
MARTIN LAUGHS
What's she like?!
419
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,320
Yeah. What am I like?
Silly old Diane.
420
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,800
Do you need a hand, Jean?
421
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,320
She's fine, Diane.
She loves doing it.
422
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,720
I love place cards.
423
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,840
She nagged and nagged
for that conservatory.
424
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,840
It really is a cracker, Sandy,
isn't it?
425
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,480
Top class, mate. Looks a beauty.
426
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,440
Bloody well ought to, price I paid.
427
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,080
Cost me a fortune.
428
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,400
Don't you even dare ask me how much!
429
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,560
No.
430
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,440
Very nice.
431
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,080
Lovely. Oh, thanks.
432
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,080
Oh, thank you, Jean.
433
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,000
9,850 of your English pounds.
434
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,360
And that's without
the wicker furniture.
435
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,560
Hey, keep your voice down.
SHE'LL want one.
436
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,080
SHE LAUGHS
No, she will not.
437
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,440
She knows he can't afford it.
438
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,280
Oops! Am I not supposed to say that?
439
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,920
MARTIN CHUCKLES
440
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,080
She's pulling your leg.
DIANE CHUCKLES
441
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,880
GULPS AND SLURPS LOUDLY
442
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,000
Eat up.
443
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,840
Oh, the cherry!
444
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,560
Prick!
445
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,040
Bernadette was always Bernie.
446
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,640
Patricia was Pat,
447
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,720
and Elizabeth was Betty,
448
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,200
which is mad, in't it,
449
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,080
cos she looks like a Claire?
450
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,560
You know what? I love names.
451
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,360
What's Diane short for?
452
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,960
Well, I'm stuffed.
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
453
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,200
Lovely food, Jean, as always.
454
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,040
Wasn't it, Di?
Thank you.
455
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,400
What? I just said
the food was lovely.
456
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,560
Jean has served us a treat,
as always.
457
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,920
Well, you can't balls-up
shop-bought gateau, can you?
458
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,520
MARTIN LAUGHS
459
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,520
I think you've had enough,
er, darling.
460
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,240
And I think you should mind
your own fucking business.
461
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,720
True
by Spandau Ballet
462
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,560
Should I dim the lights?
Oh, yes, Jean.
463
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,640
You carry on fiddling with
your dimmers, nothing to see here.
464
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,400
Er, Vinnie was saying
he enjoys a round of golf.
465
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,680
We should pop over to that course
in Lytham, it's belting.
466
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,360
Fantastic idea.
Knock a few balls around,
467
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,960
put the world to rights.
How are you going to do that?
468
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,120
Cos Martin sold his golf clubs.
469
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,960
I think he needs the cash.
470
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,360
No, no, I'm buying better ones!
471
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,800
Yeah. Let's do it.
Make a lads' weekend out of it.
472
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,240
Lads?! You wish!
BLOWS RASPBERRY
473
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,600
WHEEZING LAUGHTER
474
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,640
She's got a point.
True.
475
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,080
But you're only as young
as the woman you feel, I say.
476
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,880
And what shall we do when they're
out cavorting, eh, ladies? Hmm?
477
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,600
When the cat's away...
478
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,720
...maybe WE should go out
and have a bit of fun. Hmm?
479
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,640
Oh, Diane!
480
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,400
Could be a giggle.
481
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,280
DIANE LAUGHS
482
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,080
What do you reckon, Fiona?
What's that?
483
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,440
Where do you youngsters go
to get a bit of trouser?
484
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,920
Diane?! What?
485
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,240
I mean, that's what you're doing
on your golf trips,
486
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,960
isn't it, Martin?
487
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,120
VINNIE LAUGHS
488
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,640
I like this one, Marty.
489
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,720
She's got bite.
490
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,760
Hasn't she just?!
491
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,560
What's she like?!
492
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,880
Hmm...
493
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,840
Oi!
494
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,320
Oi! Fingers!
495
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,760
What are you doing with my bike?
496
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,200
Sorry? My bike.
497
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,320
Are you deaf, or summat?
498
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,040
I thought it was abandoned.
My mistake.
499
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,800
Yeah. Big mistake... Grandad.
500
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,280
I beg your pardon?
501
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,600
Do you know who I am?
502
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,520
No.
503
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,040
Marguerita Time
by Status Quo
504
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,840
? I didn't think it was true
505
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,960
? That I could be
just like anyone else
506
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,960
? I'll take my chance... ?
507
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,920
Hey. Going well tonight, Martin!
508
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,920
Do you reckon? Yeah.
509
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,960
Yeah! Vinnie loves your Diane.
510
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,280
Does he?
511
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,600
She's the life and soul.
512
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,560
Listen, the treasury job's yours.
513
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,320
Congratulations.
514
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,760
We both decided
there's no point hanging around.
515
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,560
I'll drop off the float tomorrow.
516
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,160
Thank you so much, Sandy!
517
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,640
That means so much to me!
518
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,800
Oh, and Vinnie wants
one of them fax machines an' all.
519
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,840
What can I say? He's a tit man.
DIANE CACKLES
520
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,080
My Fiona... Hmm?
521
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,080
...she's like a breath of fresh air,
you know,
522
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,120
compared to that old witch.
523
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,120
It's like starting again.
DIANE SCOFFS
524
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,120
Your Martin,
he seems like a good 'un.
525
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,360
Let me tell you about Martin.
526
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,560
Hang on.
527
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,160
There... Yep.
528
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,880
Diane, get in!
The meter's running!
529
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,200
Once again, Jean,
I'm so sorry about the lamp!
530
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,400
Jean! Jean! Remind Sandy to pop
round to the shop first thing
531
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,280
in the morning with the float
and all that. I will do.
532
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,200
You're the best! Ta-ra!
533
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,120
Ta-ra.
HE SIGHS
534
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,960
Everything is going to be
all right, Di.
535
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,520
HE CHUCKLES
536
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,640
Ohh...
537
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,760
Driver, I just need to do
one little detour.
538
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,200
Here you are, mate, anywhere here.
Thank you.
539
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,400
Spot-on, mate. Just be a sec.
540
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,040
What are we doing HERE?
541
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,720
Oh, no. No.
Martin, we need to go home.
542
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,200
I want to go home, Martin.
No, I just want to pop in
543
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,600
and get a fax for Vinnie.
544
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,200
I said I'd pop it round first thing.
545
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,160
Tonight? Oh, no, Martin...
546
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,480
Martin, no!
547
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,920
Martin, no! No, leave it.
Just leave it.
548
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,680
Just get back in. Can you
take us home, please, driver?
549
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,320
Look, it won't take a minute, Di.
550
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,120
Do that again,
and I'll knock you out.
551
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,800
I will put you over my knee
in a minute, lad.
552
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,240
Dad! You can't be threatening a kid.
553
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,760
Are you all right, love?
554
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,560
Screw you, Grandma.
SHE GASPS
555
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,760
Rude!
556
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,200
Who are YOU?
557
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,560
Who are YOU?
558
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,640
He's a little shit,
that's who HE is.
559
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,640
Yeah. I'm your worst nightmare, sweetheart.
560
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,720
He's a Slater, whatever that means.
561
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,640
KATH LAUGHS
562
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,600
You're a Slater brother?
563
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,120
Yeah. What are you laughing at?
564
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,840
So, Martin Parker owes you money?
565
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,560
Yeah, he does, and it needs paying.
566
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,360
What's it to you, anyway, blondie?
I'm his...
567
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,880
...his cleaner.
568
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,480
Then, you can tell him
if he fails to pay,
569
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,600
me and my brothers are going
to teach him a lesson.
570
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,720
What, how to do wheelies?
HE SCOFFS
571
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,680
Here you are. This'll shut you up.
572
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,960
See you later, psycho!
573
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,560
Well, where's HE going?
574
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,640
I was just going to give him
these bonbons.
575
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,000
Come on. Driver, can you
just take us home, please?
576
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,240
Get back in.
It won't take a minute, Di.
577
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,760
SHE SIGHS
What are you doing?
578
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,160
You've never looked so attractive.
579
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,800
Huh?
580
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,040
I think I like you being
the treasurer.
581
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,240
Oh, sneaky cow!
582
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,960
Bloody hell, Di!
583
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,480
Frig the fax.
584
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,920
Come on.
585
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,360
We'll get the driver to play us
some Elkie Brooks.
586
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,120
BOTH CHUCKLE
587
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:35,360
Fool If You Think It's Over
by Elkie Brooks
588
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,400
CHUCKLING CONTINUES
589
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,000
Drive on, mate!
590
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,520
? Fool if you think it's over
591
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,200
? Cos you said goodbye
592
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,000
? Fool if you think it's over
593
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,360
? I'll tell you why
594
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:02,520
? Newborn eyes always cry with pain
595
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,600
? At the first look
at the morning sun
596
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,080
? Fool if you think it's over
597
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,600
? It's just begun... ?
598
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:17,200
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